text: What a year for dating, crazy
  Nothin is the way it was
  People textin exes sex pics
  From the basement at their moms
  If you have human contact
  Dont know what youll contract
  So your first dates always on Zoom 
  You just wish you could just go out
  Get a little naughty
  Girl, youre drunk on FaceTime
  WiFis gettin sloppy
  Theres no bars, theres no school
  Poundin Claws in a kitty pool
  Thirsty slides through DMs
  Now you landed in their close friends
  No matter how you try to break through
  It all feels like a waste of time
  When youve gotten your face off Netflix
  Hulu, HBO, and Prime
  Now youre lookin ready
  Though, its low-key scary
  Check your drip and grab your Lysol 
  If youre ever wanna see another persons body
  If you zap on your forehead, youre a total hottie
  Wear a mask, wash your hands
  Its not like you have other plans
  Its awkward, but its cool
  Following all these COVID rules 
  One: Get in the zone, no more doing edibles at home alone
  Two: Stalk their Instagram
  Gotta background check if you wanna slam
  Three: Up your waxin game
  No ones seen you naked since February
  And if you hit it off, watch out if they start to cough
  I got new rules for dating
  Six feet apart, no mating
  Masks can be irritating
  No more procrastinating
  These are the rules for dating
  One: Theres a new third base, thats when you get to see their lower face
  Two: Right before you touch, Purell until your hands get rough
  Three: Just seal the deal, you better hope you lick em when you wake up in the morning
  Youre feelin numb, its you, your hand, and OnlyFans
  Weve got rules for dating
  Safety is stimulating
  Its your neighbors youre saving
  Youll get that touch youre craving
  Just follow these rules for dating