You aint nothing but a 
Every man I know is a 
All ya gonna be is a 
You aint nothing but a 
Ooh!
In the courtroom takes the stand
Snagglepuss, , 
 all stand guilty as charged
And the only alibi is all men are dogs
Well Imma say roof cause Im a motherfuckin K-9, Its play time
I dont fight fair, Im aiming for below the waistline
Theres been enough zoom zoom in your poom poom
You seen more dicks than the football team locker room
You be talkin, that Whip Appeal cant hurt me
Ill fuck you til your pussy is Raw like Eddie Murphy
You know, I really like that funky sensation
But when I see some of you bitches Id rather practice masturbation
Lets get together, yo, whatever, whenever
I do more fuckin than TLC and Mary J. Blidge put together
Now lets get it on, I turn that mortherfuckin pussy off AND on
Pudgee Tha Phat Man and Im a dog
I know what I am, I know my place and thats a fact
Why you think I always wanna hit you from the back?
On all fours, I got you on your paws
I never in my life heard so much 
Yo you call me a hound cause I Get Around like 2Pac
Whats the beef if I wanna get my boots knocked?
Im barking on chicks
Im stuffing dicks in female hounds, thats how I get down
Ayo Snag I could never be a fag
My dick is like a spliff: chicks always want to take a drag 
But now Im on trial with a bunch of bitches tryna send me up on the Isle
Ladies & gentlemen of the court I confess
I start to get stressed when I see a tight dress
One night each, dig it, bounce, then Im leavin
But for now, off with your shirt 
But Valentines Day aint my time of the year
So ya like Italians? Ah, get tha fuck outta here
Now run, tell ya wife and ya daughter
Red Bandit and the Nighthawksll chase her to the border
Snagglepuss! This positions ridiculous
Is what the chicks say when I tickle their clitoris
Im nasty, baby, yeah ya know
So sit me down and lick me down real low
I put ya all in a row-ney, now thats a real to a phony
Give a bitch dick and give her hips since she bony
Its not the fact Im conceited that you all gets treated
Beat-ed, up on my Sealy Posturepedic
Barbra Streisand couldnt tell you The Way We Were
Cause I just split your heart as if I was Caligula
I smother the butt like gravy, and Imma sing a song to ya lady
And it go like this, it go Baby, I got you baby
I said baby, I got you
Hello, boo, yes Im schemin on what Im seein
And Im fiendin to give you a gut full of semen
The Hurricane Humper splits that ass like Moses did the sea
Its just the pit bull in me
Now its off with your shirt, it wont hurt but itll tickle
Ill be suckin nipples like my man Fred be suckin Rumple
From the bottle, slow up
Youre not Russell, why Rush
Ill Def Jam you from the back and turn ya Redman
Ill slide behind, Jamaican Wine
Rub-A-Dub, like R. Kelly we can Bump N Grind
And when Im through I wont brag or boast, I just grab my coat
She screams Praise the lord! Holy Ghost!
You aint nothing but a 
All ya gonna be is a 
In the courtroom takes the stand
, , and the Raggedy Man
All stand guilty as charged
And the only alibi is all men are dogs
Call me the Raggedy Man of the gravity band
I drop a midnight vibe without a strategy plan
Got people sippin off my style cuz its mo fat than Similac
With the straw stickin through their missin tooth gaps
Its hardly understandable
How smokin weed can turn me to an animal
And make me eat pussy like a cannibal
And for the ones livin in serenity
I keep a ski mask on my dick and rob you for ya damn virginity
Ya Sleepin With the Enemy cause Attractions are Fatal
I give young girls the blues when my Hand Rocks the Cradle
And start to dream of fuckin Marsha Brady when Im high
And wake up singin 
 A thick 12 inches of dick for your ho cakes
When I dispense em, I drop jizzum like snowflakes
And now I got ya jockin a lot, Im knockin the twat
And whatnot, gettin ya got cause baby I got
Sperm, that jingle jangle jingle
Free and single, lets mingle
See, when it come to fuckin I dont play
When I slap meat to them butt cheeks freaks be like hey
Cause Imma give it to ya like a mack with a kick
And a smack, lay ya down and dig a hole through your back
And when Im finished rippin them guts bitch
You can get the almonds, cashews, pecans, nuts
Notorious is glorious in the sack, hit skins from the back
Put my thumb up in the ass crack
Brooklyn freaky nigga with the most stuff
I’m Jesus pops, Mary just blame Joseph
You should see her drink the semen, she suck a mean one
Even the three apostle’s was scheming, see when
Big fuck a bitch, Big duck a bitch quick fast
Dick to ass, don’t hesitate to split fast
You know what’s up, here’s a quarter and a buck
My steps is kinda creaky, try not to wake my moms up
Cause when I bust, I lick shots like a shotty
Thats why nut is glistening all over your body
Aint no motherfuckin shame in the game
See, I love to hit the stinkbox
One whiff of the ass turns my dick to a hard rock
And I wrap it up in foil, held in place with a coil
I tear that ass up and take a bath of Muslim Oil
Then its ABC, youre nuts over with
Go and find some friends and then Im back up in some other shit
Shortys constantly ask whats wrong with me
But every time I see a piece of ass it keeps calling me
Cause it Aint no Jimmy like the one I got
Grand Puba sticks you better
I tear shit apart, rock a ass til she farts
Tie her stomach into knots, pop her cherry like a tart
And I dont stop being a