text: Announcer: And now its time for Helpful Humanitarian Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a Helpful Humanitarian Song
  Lunt: Well hes a mangy old pet
  If you saw him I bet Youd walk the other way
  So sad and alone
  With his hair overgrown
  Like a stinky old toupee
  But doggies have feelings, and doggies need love
  And doggies like those deep fried treats
  That come from up above
  Ohhh! Donuts for Benny
  Please give.. a glazed to make his smile
  Thank you, maam!
  Poor troubled beast
  Wont you at least
  Comfort him awhile?
  Sir, can you spare a... donut for Benny
  Please help my doggy friend
  Thank you kind sir!
  A honey dip would really help
  His broken heart to mend... 
  Well just look at this pup
  He is brightening up
  Hes looking not so weak
  Oh Benny!
  His outlook was grim
  Till you gave pastries to him
  Oh look, he wants to speak...
  Oh, doggies have feelings!
  And doggies need love!
  And doggies like sweet, doughy treats that come from up above!
  Benny: Waltz me around again baby!
  Around, around, around!
  These donuts are dreamy!
  Their filling is creamy!
  Oh! Dont let my feet touch the ground
  I feel like a ship
  On an ocean of joy
  I just want to holler out loud
  SHIP AHOY!
  Waltz me around again baby!
  Around, around, around!
  Lunt: Maybe... you shouldnt have any more donuts
  Townspeople: Oh, doggies have feelings
  Lunt: No no no no! Dont give him any more! Itll make him crazy!
  Townspeople: Doggies need love
  Lunt: No, no more donuts for the dog! Oh man, this is a terrible idea
  Townspeople: And doggies like sweet, doughy treats that come from up above!
  Benny: Waltz me around again baby!
  Around, around, around!
  These donuts are dreamy! Their filling is creamy!
  Oh! Dont let my feet touch the ground
  I feel like a ship
  On an ocean of joy
  I just want to holler out loud
  SHIP AHOY!
  Waltz me around again baby!
  Around, around, around!
  Announcer: This has been Helpful Humanitarian Songs with Mr. Lunt, tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say...
  Lunt: Dont..give...donuts...to dogs!!