text: Archibald: Here we go!
  I am the very model of a modern Major-General
  Ive information vegetable, animal, and mineral
  I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
  From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical Im very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
  I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
  About binomial theorem Im teeming with a lot o news
  Lot of news, lets see...
  With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
  Chorus: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse 
  Archibald: Alright, hang on! Im very good at integral and differential calculus
  I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
  In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
  I am the very model of a modern Major-General
  Chorus: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
  He is the very model of a modern Major-General
  Archibald: Alright, now stay with me... I am the very model of a modern Major-General
  Ive information vegetable, animal, and mineral
  I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
  From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
  Im very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
  I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
  About binomial theorem Im teeming with a lot o news
  Lot of news...
   With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
  Chorus: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse 
  Archibald: Im very good at integral and differential calculus
  I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
  In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
  I am the very model of a modern Major-General
  Chorus: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
  He is the very model of a modern Major-General
  Archibald: Ah, splendid! Lovely! Oh, thank you!
  Im done