text: There once was a man
  A very rich man
  He had a lot of sheep
  He had a lot of land
  He threw a lot of parties
  He was dapper, he was tan
  Yes, there once was a rich man
  Okay, great story. Ill, uh, see you next time--
  Wait just a minute
  My story isnt done
  Its about two men
  And Ive only mentioned one
  Oh
  There once was a man
  A very poor man
  He had next to nothing
  Just a little lamb
  But he loved it like a son
  And he fed it from his hand
  Yes, there once was a very poor man
  Then one day
  There was a guest at the house of the rich man
  What did he do
  Have you guessed
  To feed the guest of the rich man?
  Well, lets see, he had plenty of sheep, so, he can just share one of his sheep. Not a problem!
  He took the lamb of the poor man
  He took the lamb of the poor man
  The rich man took
  To feed his guest
  The very, very poor mans lamb
  Wha--? Is that a-- Is this a true story?!
  As surely as I stand before you today, my story is true
  Who is that man?! Tell me! To take the lamb of the poor man! Why, he had lots of sheep, but the poor man only had one! Man! For his cruelty, he will spend the rest of his days locked in my dungeon! Who is he?
  Oh, King George, you are that man!