text: And now its time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Larry the Cucumber
  Presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event: The Song of the Cebu!
  begins his Cebu slideshow, with Junior Asparagus and Jimmy and Jerry Gourd as his audience
  Cebu!
  This is a song about a boy
  A song about a little boy and his cebus
  A song about a little boy and his three cebus
  The little boy who had a sick cebu
  A sad cebu
  And a mute cebu
  And also a hippo
  Larry keeps sliding through, but his Cebu slideshow got mixed with his vacation photos
  Um...um...
  This is me at the airport
  This is my Aunt Ruth
  This is me at a bullfight
  This is me fighting a bull
  Oohhh!
  This is me and the bull
  Ahhh!
  This is me and the bull and...
  I think thats the bulls cousin
  Hes a cebu!
  suddenly, Archibald Asparagus runs in, interrupting
  Hold it!
  You call this a multimedia event?
  This is a slide projector a-and a bed sheet!
  And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?
  Its kinda like a cow
  Larry shows a slide of a cebu and a cow next to each other, demonstrating their similarities
  See?
  Y-yes
  Well, very good
  This could be interesting
  Carry on!
  Cebu!
  Sing it with me!
  Cebu!
  Cebu!
  now the song begins in earnest
  Boy is riding with cebu
  Boy is riding with cebu
  Into town in his canoe
  Into town in his canoe
  Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing
  Achoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo moo moo!
  Achoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo moo moo!
  Hippo chewing on bamboo
  Hippo chewing on bamboo
  Cant see boy and three cebu
  Cant see boy and three cebu
  Sad cebu is rowing and crying
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo moo moo!
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo moo moo!
  Cebu!
  Cebu!
  Cebu!
  Cebu!
  Achoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo
  Achoo moo moo
  Boo-hoo moo moo
  Cebu!
  Hippo seen by mute cebu
  Hippo seen by mute cebu
  Tries to tell the other two
  Tries to tell the other two
  Mute cebu is waving and grunting
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
  Mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
  sudddenly, the slides run out
  Uh-oh
  then an annoyed Archie comes right back
  Wait!
  What happens next?
  Umm...
  Does the hippo see them?
  Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers?
  Is the boy injured?
  Why is the sad cebu sad?
  Is the canoe wood o-or aluminum?
  sees more vacation photos
  Oh look!
  Theres me and Bob at Sea World!
  Oh, wow
  Oooohhhhhhh!
  Forgot about that one
  Theres me and that bull again
  You cant just start a song and leave it hanging like that!
  You know, Ive come to expect a lot more from you
  This is quite disappointing!
  Im going to have to speak to Bob about this
  Oh look, a cebu!
  Cebu!
  No, wait ... thats a water buffalo
  No more song about cebu
  Need another verse or two
  Audience is standing and leaving
  Bye-bye moo moo
  Bye-bye moo moo
  Bye-bye moo moo
  Bye-bye moo moo moo moo!
  I want my money back!
  Yeah, thatd be...thatd be good