text: Bob: Well, what did you bring us?
  Oscar: What I bring you? I tell you what I bring you
  The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, A boiled potato topped with dillweed
  The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Two steamed pierogies...
  Jimmy: Whats a pierogi?
  Oscar: Its a dough, wrapped around meat
  Jimmy: Oh!
  All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
  Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Three simmered gołąbkis...
  Larry: Whats a gołąbki?
  Oscar: Its a cabbage wrapped around meat
  Larry: Oh
  Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
  All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
  Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Four baked paprikas...
  Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?
  Oscar: Its a bell pepper stuffed with meat
  Archibald: I see
  Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
  Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
  All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
  Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Five smoked kielbasas!
  Pa: Whats a kielbasa?
  Oscar: Its pretty much just meat
  Pa: Oh
  Archibald: Four baked paprikas
  Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
  Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis
  All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
  Oscar: The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Six fried chruścikis
  Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family?
  Oscar: Actually, its a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust
  All: Ooooh!
  Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!
  Archibald: Four baked paprikas
  Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
  Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
  All: And a boiled potato topped
  With dill weed
  Bob: Wow Oscar, Im gettin kinda full, I think thats about..
  Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Seven pitted prunes...
  Junior: I dont like prunes!
  Oscar: With this food, youll need em son
  Archie: Oh, is that right!
  Pa: Uh huh!
  Bob: Six fried chruścikis
  Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!
  Archibald: Four baked paprikas
  Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
  Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
  All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
  Pa; Oh, Im gonna bust! I couldnt eat another bi...
  Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Eight poppy seed cakes
  Larry: Poppies, poppies, poppies...
  Archibald: Im feeling rather sleepy, Theres no place like home
  Junior: Seven pitted prunes
  Bob: Six fried chruścikis
  Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!
  Archibald: Four baked paprikas
  Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
  Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
  All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed!