text: Salesman #1: Allow us to introduce our selves
  Were neighbors
  Salesman #2: We moved in down the street!
  Salesman #1: Some say were the most delightful bunch
  Of fellows
  Salesman #3: Youll ever want to meet!
  Salesman #1: And if you have a moment to spare
  Kind lady with beauty so ... rare
  Wed like to take a minute or two
  On a topic of interest to you
  Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart
  Salesman #2: An enormous land of goodies
  Salesman #1: Would you mind if we stepped in, please?
  Salesmen: And as associates of the Stuff Mart
  Salesman #1: It looks like you could use some stuff!
  I pray that you wont take this wrong, my dear
  But initial observation is as follows:
  The criminal responsible for this decor
  Really should be hanging from the gallows!
  Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart
  Salesman #2: A magic land of retail
  Salesman #3: Would you care to see whats on sale?
  Salesmen: Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart
  Get ready for some real nice stuff!
  Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!
  Salesman #1: If you want a big hat
  Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!
  Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue
  Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!
  Salesman #1: A 20-gallon wok?
  Salesman #2 and #3: Theyre in stock!
  And if you need refrigerators
  To keep extra mashed potatoes
  Or a giant air compressor
  To blow fruit flies off your dresser
  Or a dehydrated strudel
  Or a nose ring for your poodle
  Or a five-pound can of tuna
  And some flippers to go scuba
  Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
  Here we go, scuba! Come on!
  Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose
  Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!
  Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree
  Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!
  Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck
  Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check!
  But if you need a window scraper
  And a gross of toilet paper
  Or a ratchet set and pliers
  And surround sound amplifiers
  And a solar turkey chopper
  Or a padded gopher bopper
  Flannel shirts for looking grungy
  And some rope for goin bungee
  Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee!
  Here we go, bungee! Come on!
  Salesman #1: What weve mentioned are only just some
  Salesman #2: Of the wonderful things yet to come
  Salesman #1: These pictures you keep are so ... nice
  Salesman #3: But you really should take our advice
  Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!
  Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!
  Salesman #2 and #3: You really, really ought to!
  Madame: How could I afford not to?
  Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!
  Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!