text: Hi, Junior, how was your day, today?
  My plate, my art Art Begotti limited edition collector plate
  What happened to it?
  Well, its Lauras fault, she broke the plate, I tried to stop her
  She said she had to demonstrate her apple chopper
  The apple chopper worked just great
  But chopped right through your bowling plate
  Its Lauras fault, she broke the plate, its true
  And thats the tale I have to tell to you
  Oh my, if thats what she said happened then
  Well, I trust you Junior
  Actually, Laura didnt break the plate
  It was, it was Lenny
  Her brother?
  Yep, thats great, Lenny broke the plate
  Ill tell you the whole story
  Its Lennys fault, he broke the plate, hes very naughty
  Just how was I to know he hated Art Begotti?
  He gave it to a crocodile, who chewed it up for quite awhile
  Its Lennys fault, he broke the plate, its true
  And thats the tale I have to tell to you