text: Everybodys got a water buffalo
  Yours is fast but mine is slow
  Oh, whered we get them? I dont know
  But everybodys got a water buffalo-oooooooooh
  I took my buffalo to the store
  Got his head stuck in the door
  Spilled some lima beans on the floor
  Oh, everybodys got a—
  Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think youre doing?
  You cant say everyones got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo!
  Were going to get nasty letters saying
  Wheres my water buffalo? Why dont I have a water buffalo?
  And are you prepared to deal with that? I dont think so!
  Just stop being so silly!
  This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...
  Everybodys got a baby kangaroo
  Yours is pink but mine is blue
  Hers was small but...
  AHHHH