text: Okay, Larry, its time for the theme song
  Uh y-yeah, Bob
  What do I do?
  Hm, lets see
  Oh, I know! You play the guitar
  Bob, I dont have any hands
  Oh, youre right
  I know! You play this
  I dont want to play that, Ill look silly
  Oh come on, itll be fun!
  Nope, not gonna do it
  Its for the kids
  Oh, okay, but they better not laugh
  Alright! Better get on out there!
  If you like to talk to tomatoes
  If a squash can make you smile
  If you like to waltz with potatoes
  Up and down the produce aisle
  Have we got a show for you!
  VeggieTales!
  VeggieTales!
  VeggieTales!
  VeggieTales!
  VeggieTales!
  VeggieTales!
  VeggieTales!
  VeggieTales!
  Broccoli, celery, gotta be
  VeggieTales!
  Lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen
  VeggieTales!
  Cauliflower
  Sweet and sour
  Half an hour
  VeggieTales!
  Theres never ever ever ever
  Ever been a show like VeggieTales!
  Theres never ever ever ever
  Ever been a show like VeggieTales!
  Its time for VeggieTales!