text: And now its time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
  One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears...
  If my lips ever left my mouth
  Packed a bag and headed south
  Thatd be too bad, Id be so sad
  I see, thatd be too bad, youd be so sad?
  Thatd be too bad
  Alrighty
  If my lips said Adios
  I dont like you, I think youre gross
  Thatd be too bad, I might get mad
  Hm, thatd be too bad, you might get mad?
  Thatd be too bad
  Fascinating
  If my lips moved to Duluth
  Left a mess and took my tooth
  Thatd be too bad, Id call my Dad
  Oh dear, thatd be too bad, youd call your dad?
  Thatd be too bad
  Hold it! Did you say your father? Fascinating!
  So what youre saying is if your lips left you...
  Thatd be too bad, Id be so sad
  I might get mad, I call my Dad
  Thatd be too bad
  Thatd be too bad?
  Thatd be too bad
  Why?
  Because I love my lips! 
  Oh, my! This is more serious than I thought
  Larry, what do you see here?
  Um, that looks like a lip
  What about this?
  Its a lip
  And this?
  Its a lip, its a lip, its a lip, lip, lip
  Its a lip, its a lip, its a lip, lip, lip
  Its a lip, its a lip, its a lip, lip, lip
  Liiiiiiiiiips, lip, lip, lip
  Larry, tell me about your childhood
  When I was just two years old
  I left my lips out in the cold
  And they turned blue
  What could I do?
  Oh dear, they turned blue, what could you do?
  Oh, they turned blue
  I see
  On the day I got my tooth
  I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth
  She had a beard, and it felt weird
  My, my, she had a beard and it felt weird?
  She had a beard
  Oh!
  Ten days after I turned 8
  Got my lips stuck in a gate
  My friends all laughed
  And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar
  And I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee, right on the lip
  And we couldnt even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen
  And when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish
  Except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip, usta!
  Your friends all laughed. Usta. How do you spell that?
  I dont know
  So what youre saying is that when you were young...
  They turned blue, what could I do?
  She had a beard, and it felt weird
  My friends all laughed... Usta!
  Im confused
  I love my lips! 
  Uh, Larry. Larry. Wait Larry, Larry! Thats about enough, thank you
  This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next week when we hear Larry say...
  Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?
  Oh, look at the time!