text: The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
  It lies atop a mound of snow
  High in the hills where the cold winds blow
  Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
  Cmon! Lets go!
  To the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
  Our bags are packed and ready to go
  Lets start the van and be gone!
  Start the van and be gone!
  Now our bags are all packed and were ready to go
  Lets start the van and be gone!
  Cmon! Lets go! 
  To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH!
  Whats that you say?
  We cant leave yet today?
  Youve just got an errand to run?
  I just have to stop at the bank
  You just have to stop at the bank...
  Well
  If you insist I suppose
  We can deal with a minor delay 
  Say Archibald, who made this biscuit anyway?
  Oh, I thought youd never ask!
  So James McNabb at the Guild of Gold
  He made the biscuit so long ago
  And the people they traveled to see it glow
  At the Mountain of Zazzamarandabo
  Cmon! Lets go! 
  To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH!
  What is it now?
  This isnt the way!
  I just have to stop for some goldfish food!
  ..You dont even have a goldfish!
  No, but I was thinkin of gettin one and, I wouldnt want him to go hungry
  Anybody need anything?
  Uh maybe a vente half-caf vanilla hazelnut latté? Hold the whipped cream. And maybe one of those little chocolate covered graham crackers?
  So Archie, whats so great about this biscuit anyway?
  Well, if you really want to know
  The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
  Was lost in our world many years ago
  Until my great Uncle Archibo
  Stubbed his toe on the frozen dough
  On the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
  Cmon! No tea!
  To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-NO!
  Not again! This is not fair!
  Ya gotta have a map!
  A what?
  A map!
  A what?
  A map!
  Oh! A map!
  The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
  The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
  The joy!
  The thrill!
  I think..I spilled...
  The Biscuit! The Biscuit!
  The Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-BURP
  ...bo...
  Mmm! Sausage gravy!
  Huh.. I might of made a wrong turn...
  The Biscuit of...Doug?
  Back to the van! Back to the van!
  It isnt too late! Lets go!
  So high in the hills where the cold winds blow
  Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
  Were almost there! Oh isnt this great?
  Who needs to take a potty break? 
  ...NOOOOO!!!!!!!
  The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
  It lies atop a mound of snow
  High in the hills where the cold winds blow
  Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
  I suppose this has been Silly Songs with Archie
  Tune in next time to hear Larry say, I always thought YOU were the announcer...
  ...So did I