text: David was a shepherd boy
  Who cared for simple things
  God made him great
  And little Dave grew up to be a king
  When you open up the Bible
  You will see
  Lots of ordinary people like you and me
  Who trusted God to do fantastic things
  And when you open up the Bible
  You will read
  That God has promised all you need
  To make you into who youre meant to be
  Sarah was a faithful wife who waited on the Lord
  She wanted a son, so she prayed for one
  And rich was her reward
  When you open up the Bible
  You will see
  Lots of ordinary people like you and me
  Who trusted God to do fantastic things
  And when you open up the Bible
  You will read
  That God has promised all you need
  To make you into who youre meant to be
  Noah was a righteous man who listened to Gods plans
  When the rains came down
  He didnt drown
  But floated to dry land
  When you open up the Bible
  You will see
  Lots of ordinary people like you and me
  Who trusted God to do fantastic things
  And when you open up the Bible
  You will read
  That God has promised all you need
  To make you into who youre meant to be
  Who Im meant to be
  Who youre meant to be
  Who youre meant to be
  300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits
  Jerry, uh what are you reading?
  I dont know, I thought it was a cookie recipe
  But so far, no chocolate chips and no nuts!
  The recipe calls for 2 elephants and 2 monkeys and 2 toads and something called a cubit
  Well that sounds like a recipe for an ark, not a cookie
  Whats a cubit?