text: I woke up on Christmas
  Pulled down the sock
  Found only the sweet stuff
  Mouth went into shock
  I dont like the chocolate
  Dont like candy canes
  Cause all of that sweet stuff
  Puts this boy in pain
  Ive got those chocolate-covered
  Honey smothered
  Candy coated
  Sugar bloated-
  Give me the lemon drops
  Sour balls, lemon stuff-
  Keep all the sticky-sweet
  Bring on the sour treat-
  Christmas time Candy Cane Blues!
  Now Im hungry for something
  Cream apple to start:
  Keep all the sweet stuff
  Off of my tounge!
  Save the bunnies for Nezzer
  A big chocolate goo
  Give me something with sizzle
  Tangy is all that will do!
  Ive got those chocolate-covered
  Honey smothered
  Candy coated
  Sugar bloated-
  Give me the lemon drops
  Sour balls, lemon stuff-
  Keep all the sticky-sweet
  Bring on the sour treat-
  Christmas time Candy Cane Blues!
  I said those Christmas time Candy Cane Blues!
  Ive got those chocolate-covered
  Honey smothered
  Candy coated
  Sugar bloated-
  Give me the lemon drops
  Sour balls, lemon stuff-
  Keep all the sticky-sweet
  Bring on the sour treat-
  Christmas time Candy Cane Blues