text: SEYMOUR
  So uh, you called for an inventor?
  EBENEZER
  Why yes I did, Seymour. Ya see I got a little problem
  SEYMOUR
  Problem?
  EBENEZER
  Problem
  SEYMOUR
  Problem
  EBENEZER
  Yes I got a little problem with my chickens
  SEYMOUR
  Chickens?
  EBENEZER
  Birds!
  SEYMOUR
  Boids
  EBENEZER
  Birds
  SEYMOUR
  Well, I dont know why you called me, then. Im an inventor, and I dont know much about boids
  NEZZER
  Boids?
  HOPE
  Boids
  SEYMOUR
  Yup, and I dont know nothin much about boids
  EBENEZER
  Well, thats exactly why I called you, friend. I need a way to make eggs round the clock. Tick-tock! These real chickens are always needing a rest. Ya see, they dont last
  SEYMOUR
  But where do I come in?
  EBENEZER
  Well I hear youre a whiz when it comes to inventin
  SEYMOUR
  Inventin?
  EBENEZER
  Inventin. Mechenization. Industrialization
  SEYMOUR
  Inventing things sure is fun
  EBENEZER
  Well, what I need my friend is a row of chickens
  SEYMOUR
  Chickens?
  EBENEZER
  Chickens. Mechanical chickens as far as the eye can see
  SEYMOUR
  Boids
  EBENEZER
  You catch on quick
  SEYMOUR
  But what about the eggs?
  EBENEZER
  Eggs?
  SEYMOUR
  Eggs! Eggs!
  EBENEZER
  What about the eggs?
  SEYMOUR
  Can a tin chickens lay real eggs?
  EBENEZER
  Plastic
  SEYMOUR
  Plastic?
  EBENEZER
  Plastic, my friend. In whatever color you can think it
  SEYMOUR
  Plastic
  NEZZER
  Plastic
  HOPE
  Plastic
  EBENEZER
  Yes, with mechanical chickens and plastics eggs I can make Easter bigger than before
  SEYMOUR
  Easter?
  EBENEZER
  Easter. Yes, Easter
  SEYMOUR
  Wait a minute! You cant make Easter bigger with plastic eggs!
  EBENEZER
  What I said my friend is...
  SEYMOUR
  No no no no no no! You got it all wrong!
  EBENEZER
  Whaddya mean?
  SEYMOUR
  Easters not about plastic eggs and bunnies and baskets!
  EBENEZER
  But isnt Easter supposed last forever?
  SEYMOUR
  Of course!
  EBENEZER
  And doesnt plastic last forever?
  SEYMOUR
  Well yeah, but...
  EBENEZER
  I dont see the difference!
  SEYMOUR
  Well its kinda...
  EBENEZER
  Inventing things sure is fun
  SEYMOUR
  Hows that?
  EBENEZER
  I said inventing things sure is fun
  SEYMOUR
  Plastic?
  EBENEZER
  Plastic
  HOPE
  Plastic
  EBENEZER
  Chickens!
  SEYMOUR
  Boids
  EBENEZER
  Chickens! Layin eggs all night long
  SEYMOUR
  Chickens
  EBENEZER
  Chickens
  SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
  Boids!
  EBENEZER
  Chickens!
  SEYMOUR
  Chickens!
  SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
  Boids!
  EBENEZER
  Mechanical chickens!
  SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
  Boids! Chickens! Boids!
  EBENEZER
  Chickens!
  SEYMOUR
  Chickens!
  SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
  Boids!
  EBENEZER
  Mechanical chickens!
  SEYMOUR
  Boids!
  EBENEZER
  Chickens
  SEYMOUR
  Chickens
  SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
  Boids