text: Check it out! Check it out!
  If you want a big hat
  We got that!
  If you need a tube of glue
  We got that too!
  A 20 gallon wok?
  Theyre in stock!
  And if you need refrigerators
  To keep extra mashed potatoes
  Or a giant air compressor
  To blow fruit flies off your dresser
  Or a dehydrated strudel
  Or a nose ring for your poodle
  Or a five pound can of tuna
  And some flippers to go scuba
  Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
  Here we go, scuba! Come on!
  If you need a rubber hose
  We got those!
  A rhododendron tree
  We got three!
  A wrap-around deck
  Gotta check!
  But if you need a window scraper
  And a gross of toilet paper
  Or a ratchet set and pliers
  And surround sound amplifiers
  And a solar turkey chopper
  Or a padded gopher bopper
  Flannel shirts for looking grungy
  And some rope for goin bunji
  Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
  Here we go, bunji! Come on!