text: If it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey
  Even if it has a monkey kinda shape
  If it doesnt have doesnt have a tail its not a monkey
  Well maybe we could catch it on the tape
  If it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey its an ape
  Look!
  There it goes!
  In the trees
  I dont know
  I cant tell if its a monkey or an ape
  Its quite simple, Bob
  If it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey its an ape
  Larry, Im not sure youve got your logic quite right
  The zookeeper lady said it
  Who am I to tell her shes wrong?
  Sure, but I dont think she meant...
  If it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey its an ape
  A kite has a tail
  Its a monkey
  A camera doesnt have a tail
  Its an ape
  If it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey its an ape
  Finally
  The time is here
  Quick
  Take a picture
  Is it an ape?
  A monkey!
  Uh, Larry, thats a cow