text: And now its time for Schoolhouse Polka with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a schoolhouse polka
  Whether, whether, whether, whether
  Whether you like it or not
  Weather, weather, weather, weather
  Weather is cold, warm and hot
  Two, two, two, two
  Two of my favorite toys
  Im bringing to, to, to, to
  A place the first one enjoys…
  And I like it, too!
  Homophones! Homophones!
  Where the crews come cruising down the plane!
  Homophones! Homophones!
  I need my kneaded biscuits plain!
  I know a pear, pear, pear, pear
  With a pair of really soft shoes
  He wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare
  Bushes that easily bruise
  I planted rows, rows, rows, rows
  Of a horribly bad smelling rose
  Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows
  If the scent will be leaving my nose!
  But most likely no
  Oh!
  Homophones! Homophones!
  Where the toads are towed out on the plane!
  Homophones! Homophones!
  I need my kneaded biscuits plain!
  Whether, whether, whether, whether
  Whether you like it or not
  Weather, weather, weather, weather
  Weather is cold, warm and hot
  This has been Schoolhouse Polka with Larry, tune in next time to hear Larry sing
  Whaaaaat happened to my preposition
  I took it on an expedition
  Put it by the thing
  I keep my fish in
  Got infected with a skin condition!
  And
  Im a pronoun
  Theyre a pronoun
  Hes a pronoun
  Shes a pronoun
  Wouldnt you like to be a pronoun too?
  And...
  It was the biggest bluest cleanest brightest quickest newest roundest nicest softest tallest toughest lightest smoothest kindest flattest tightest most amazing adjective
  Id ever seen
  And...
  Im done
  Interjections? Adverbs?
  Ah
  No
  Alrighty