text: Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
  Was a really clumsy kid
  On the first day of first grade
  Ill tell you what he did
  He tripped over a pencil box
  Flew up in the air
  Landed on a kangaroo
  Who pulled out all his hair
  He needed first aid in the first grade
  First aid in the first grade
  First aid in the first grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Oh, Billy Joe McGuffrey
  Was a really clumsy kid
  On the second say of second grade
  Ill tell you what he did
  He slipped on a banana peel
  Flew up in the sky
  Landed on a chimpanzee
  Who poked him in the eye
  He needed first aid in the second grade
  First aid in the second grade
  First aid in the second grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
  Was a really clumsy kid
  On the third day of third grade
  Ill tell you what he did
  He fell out of a fishing boat
  Splashed into the sea
  Landed on a moray eel
  Who bit him on the knee
  He needed first aid in the third grade
  First aid in the third grade
  First aid in the third grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Mr. Asparagus: Twelfth grade!
  Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
  Was a really clumsy kid
  On the twelfth day of twelfth grade
  Ill tell you what he did
  He walked into financial aid
  Fell and broke a bone
  Showed them all his bills
  And got a great big college loan
  He needed first aid in the twelfth grade
  First aid in the twelfth grade
  First aid in the twelfth grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!