text: And nows it time for
  Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
  The part of the show where Larry comes out
  And sings an obscure Broadway show tune
  Without further ado from the unknown musical
  Office Supplies, the heart-rending love song
  Where Have All The Staplers Gone?
  We dont have much time before the big meeting
  No, no, we dont
  Have you seen the scissors, miss?
  Theyre in the bottom drawer
  I tried that drawer but theyre there no more
  Thats odd
  I know I thought for sure
  Have you seen the masking tape?
  Its right next to the phone
  Thats what I thought but nows it not
  I guess I should have known
  Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
  What happened to our paper clips?
  The ballpoint pens are gone again
  Theyre gone again
  The stick-it pads have lost their stick
  Do you remember when
  The rubber bands were in their place?
  Theyre in the middle drawer
  Middle drawer, middle drawer
  Light bulbs easy to replace
  Yes, there were always more
  Reams of paper raining down
  Raining, raining down
  Legal pads a plenty, were legal
  Highlighters in every hue, I remember
  Never less than twenty
  Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
  What happened to our paper clips?
  The ballpoint pens are gone again
  Theyre gone again
  Weve run out of packing slips
  Someday my prints will come
  Please replace the toner
  Someday well find more of
  Our manila folders
  Someday my prints will come
  Wheres the printer cable?
  Someday well find more of
  Adhesive shipping labels
  Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
  What happened to our paper clips?
  Paper clips
  The ballpoints are gone again
  Theyre gone again
  The Sharpies all have flattened tips
  Where have all the staplers gone?
  This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
  Tune in for act two, revenge of the Staplers