text: Hey Larry, you remember when we took that trip to Egypt?
  Oh yeah Bob, yes I do remember!
  It reminds me of a song!
  What song could that possibly be?
  All the old paintings on the tomb
  They do the sand dance, dont you know?
  If they move too quick 
  Theyre falling down like a domino
  All the bazaar men by the Nile
  They got the money on a bet
  Gold crocodiles 
  They snap their teeth on their fresh baguette<!--<br-->
  Foreign types with their handy wipes say
  Walk like an Egyptian
  Ha ha, were doing it, Larry, this is fun!
  Is that a camel?
  The big waiter dudes take their trays
  They spin around and they cross the floor
  Theyve got the moves 
  You drop your milk and then they bring you more
  All the school kids and their teachers too!
  Still like the punk and the metal band
  When the buzzer rings 
  Theyre walking like an Egyptian
  All the cops in the donut shop say
  Walk like an Egyptian
  Here we go, Bob!
  Oh ho ho, were doing it Larry! Were walking like Egyptians!
  You know what, I wanna try this. I wanna slip and slide like an Egyptian. You got a Slip-N-Slide?
  Hey Larry, I think you got it!
  Woo!
  Very impressive!
  Is that you whistling?
  Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
  Shift your arm, then you pull it back
  Life is hard you know 
  So strike a pose on a Cadillac
  If you want to find all the cops
  Theyre hanging out in the donut shop
  They sing and dance 
  They spin the clubs, cruise down the block
  All the Japanese with their yen
  The party boys call the Kremlin
  And the Chinese know 
  They walk the line like Egyptian
  All the cops in the donut shop say
  Walk like an Egyptian
  (Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy
  Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy)
  Walk like an Egyptian
  (Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
  Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze)
  Cmon everybody, you can do it too!
  Okay, here we go! Move it back!
  Larry, help him out!
  Okay, gotta do it like this. Yeah, gotta put your hips twists into it
  Thats a sorta South American
  No, I distinctly studied Egyptian walking, thank you very much, its like this!