text: Check it out! Check it out!
  If you want a bigger hat
  We got that!
  If you need a tube of glue
  We got that too!
  A 20 gallon wok?
  Theyre in stock!
  And if you need refrigerators
  To keep extra mashed potaters
  Or a giant air compressor
  To blow fruit flies off your dresser
  Or a dehydrated strudel
  Or a nose ring for your poodle
  Or a five pound can of tuna
  And some flippers to go scuba
  Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
  Here we go, scuba! Come on!
  If you need a rubber hose
  We got those!
  A rhododendron tree
  We got three!
  A wrap-around deck
  Gotta check
  But if you need a window scraper
  And a gross of toilet paper
  Or a rachet set and pliers
  And surround sound amplifiers
  And a solar turkey chopper
  Or a padded gopher bopper
  Flannel shirts for looking grungy
  And some rope for goin bungee
  Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee!
  Here we go, bungee! Come on!
  What weve mentioned are only just some
  Of the wonderful things yet to come
  These pictures you keep are so...nice
  But you really should take our advice
  Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!
  All you need is lots...more...stuff!
  Salesman #2 and #3:
  You really, really ought to!
  Madame:
  How could I afford not to?
  Salesman #1:
  Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!
  Salesmen:
  All you need is lots...
  More...
  Stuff!