text: Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the first day of first grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He tripped over a pencil box, flew up in the air
  Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair
  First aid in the first grade
  First aid in the first grade
  First aid in the first grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the second day of second grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He slipped on a banana peel, flew up in the sky
  Landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye
  First aid in the second grade
  First aid in the second grade
  First aid in the second grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the third day of third grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the sea
  Landed on a moray eel who bit him on the knee
  First aid in the third grade
  First aid in the third grade
  First aid in the third grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the fourth day of fourth grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He went out on a tadpole hunt, slipped into the creek
  Landed on a large-mouth bass who bit him on the cheek
  First aid in the fourth grade
  First aid in the fourth grade
  First aid in the fourth grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the fifth day of fifth grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He went into the garden shop looking for a rose
  Sniffed a babys breath and got a bee caught up his nose
  First aid in the fifth grade
  First aid in the fifth grade
  First aid in the fifth grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the sixth day of sixth grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He went out on a field trip, the first one of the year
  Backed into a sabertooth and pierced both of his ears
  First aid in the sixth grade
  First aid in the sixth grade
  First aid in the sixth grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the seventh day of seventh grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He tried out for the talent show to show how well he sung
  Cracked a grin, a wasp flew in, and stung him on the tongue
  First aid in the seventh grade
  First aid in the seventh grade
  First aid in the seventh grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the eighth day of eighth grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He tried to play some basketball went up for a dunk
  Landed in the bushes and got squirted by a skunk
  First aid in the eighth grade
  First aid in the eighth grade
  First aid in the eighth grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the ninth day of ninth grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He fed the pigs on grandmas farm, two piglets and a sow
  Slipped on their slop and then got stepped on by a cow
  First aid in the ninth grade
  First aid in the ninth grade
  First aid in the ninth grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the tenth day of tenth grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He went out on some water skis and hit a sunken log
  Wiped out all the lily pads, got spit on by a frog
  First aid in the tenth grade
  First aid in the tenth grade
  First aid in the tenth grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the eleventh day of eleventh grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He swept and missed an alley cat while taking drivers ed
  Ran into a tree and bumped the dashboard with his head
  First aid in the eleventh grade
  First aid in the eleventh grade
  First aid in the eleventh grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  Now... Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
  On the twelfth day of twelfth grade, Ill tell you what he did
  He walked into financial aid, fell and broke a bone
  Showed them all his bills and got a great big college loan
  First aid in the twelfth grade
  First aid in the twelfth grade
  First aid in the twelfth grade
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
  You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!