text: Mr. Lunt: And what would you like to drink?
  Larry: Ill just have water, please. And could I have it in a glass this time?
  Mr. Lunt: Hmm, Let me check my records…
  Just as I suspected
  Good thing I stopped and checked it
  My pad is stained and blotted
  From liquids you spilt on it
  I’m afraid the jig is up…
  You must use a sippy cup
  Larry: STOP!!
  Dont bring me a sippy cup
  Havent spilled since yesterday
  Water won’t stain anyway
  Bring a mug
  Bring a jug
  Just dont bring… a sippy cup
  Mr. Lunt: Hmm, let me check with the busboy…
  Is he the one?
  Jimmy: ITS YOU!!
  Every time I fill it
  He turns around and spills it
  Ive brought a hundred blotters
  Cause you cant hold your waters
  This time Im not mopping up…
  Both: You must use a sippy cup
  Larry: NO!
  Dont bring me a sippy cup
  They’ll be making fun o’ me
  Put a pail in front o me
  Bring a mug
  Bring a jug
  Just don’t bring… a sippy cup
  Mr. Lunt: Well, I could ask the Maitre D…
  Blueberry: Zees is impos-see-blay
  He puddles up ze cafe
  You take me for a fool?
  A restaurants not a pool
  Take his glass and lock it up
  All three: Ze pickle gets a sippy cup
  Larry: Wait!!
  Don’t bring me a sippy cup
  This time Im not gonna spill
  Jimmy: Im pretty sure he will
  Larry: Spilling sodas not a crime
  If it is, Ill do time
  Just dont bring… a sippy cup
  Nezzer: Order, order in the court
  I judge you the clumsy sort
  By the dictates of our laws
  I sentence you to safety straws
  Jimmy: Its the Governor
  Nezzer: Yes, I see. Very well. Thank you, Governor. Ahem…
  Give me back that sippy cup
  Youve been granted sippy stay
  Larry: This must be my lucky day
  Chorus: This must be his lucky day
  Nezzer: Bring a mug
  Bring a jug
  Jimmy: Ill bring an absorbent rug
  Chorus: You dont need… a sippy cup
  Mr. Lunt: Compliments of the house, grape juice
  Larry: Grape juice? Oops! Sorry!
  Narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say: Ill take that sippy cup!