text: Jean Claude: Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry
  She lived by herself in a house in a tree
  Her butlers would show up each morning at nine
  Theyd open the door to hear Madame whine
  Madame: Im so blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
  Im so blue I dont know what to do!
  Bob and Larry: Shes so blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
  Shes so blue she dont know what to do!
  Jean Claude: Her butlers, whose names were Bob and Larry
  Would help her with chores in her house in a tree
  Bob would wash dishes for Larry to dry
  Madame would stack them and then start to cry
  Madame: Im so blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
  Bob and Larry: Shes so blue she dont know what to do!
  Madame: These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped!
  This rose is on backward and this one is flipped!
  These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good!
  These knives have gone dull and dont slice like they should!
  Madame: My neighbors have nice things, Ive seen them myself
  In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf!
  Look at this new flatware of Monsieur LaGoons
  And Monsieur DesPlanes has twelve Franklin mint spoons!
  And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink
  Why, he even has a disposal, I think!
  And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosses
  And ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces!
  Nice sauces...
  Im so blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
  Bob and Larry: Shes so blue she dont know what to do!
  Madame: Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammys
  And lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies!
  I really cant stand it, I think I may die!
  Now where was that hanky? Im going to cry!
  Too late! Bahaahaa!
  Im so blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo
  Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
  Im so blue I dont know what to do!
  Bob and Larry: Shes so blue!
  Madame: Im so blue!
  All: Shes so blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
  Shes so blue she dont know what to do!