text: Narrator: Its Christmas Eve, and Larry is anxiously awaiting the
  Arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies.
  Larry: Oh, Santa! I cant wait for you to come, I just cant wait for
  You to come, and Ive got cookies! Three yummy cookies! Just for you for
  When you come, oh me, for you for when you come ... because its
  Christmas!
  Larry: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who
  Brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?
  Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa, but crafty
  Bankrobber!
  Larry: Who are you?
  Bankrobber: Im a bankrobber! And Ive come to rob your bank, oh yes!
  Ive come to rob your bank, and Ive come to take your dimes and swipe
  Your nickels. So stand back, step aside you silly pickle! And let me
  In!
  Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of
  Christmas Larry makes an offering.
  Larry: Im not a banker ... I have no bank my robbing friend, but I
  Have cookies--three yummy cookies. And I dont have nickels, but please
  Take this my robbing friend. Eat one of these my robbing friend. They
  Are for Santa, but you may have one.
  Narrator: The bankrobber is truly touched by Larrys good will. But
  Larry, although momentarily distracted, is still excited about seeing
  Santa.
  Larry: Oh, Santa! I cant wait for you to come, I just cant wait for
  You to come, and Ive got cookies! Two yummy cookies! Just for you for
  When you come, oh me, for you for when you come ... because its
  Christmas!
  Bankrobber: Im a robber! I came to rob your bank, oh
  Yes! I came to rob your bank ... you shared a cookie--a yummy cookie
  Though Id love to take your dimes, perhaps another time--because its
  Christmas!
  Larry: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who
  Brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?
  Narrator: Once again, it is not Santa who has come to Larrys door, but
  This time a savage Norseman.
  Larry: Who are you?
  Viking: Im a viking! And Ive come to take your land, oh yes! Ive
  Come to take your land, and Ive come to burn your crops and steal your
  Horses. And Ive come to ... step on your chickens! And soil your
  Quilts!
  Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of
  Christmas Larry makes an offering.
  Larry: I dont have land ... I dont have crops, my viking friend, but
  I have cookies--two yummy cookies. And I dont have horses, but please
  Take this my viking friend. Eat one of these my viking friend. They are
  For Santa, but you may have one.
  Narrator: The viking is also touched by Larrys good will. But Larrys
  Thoughts are still with Santa.
  Larry: Oh, Santa! I cant wait for you to come, I just cant wait for
  You to come, Ive got a cookie! A yummy cookie! Just for you for when
  You come, oh me, for you for when you come ... because its Christmas!
  Viking: Im a viking! I came to take your land, oh
  Yes! I came to take your land ... you shared a cookie--a yummy cookie
  Though Id love to soil your quilts, I dont think that I wilt ...
  Because its Christmas!
  Larry: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who
  Brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?
  Narrator: Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue
  Service.
  Larry: Who are you?
  Peach: Im from the IRS! And Ive come to tax your ... 
  Larry: Oh, Santa! I cant wait for you to come, I just cant wait for
  You to come ... Its finally Santa! Its finally him! At last, the one
  Who brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me!
  Santa: Im Santa! And Ive come to bring you gifts, oh yes! Ive come
  To bring you gifts, and Ive come to stuff your stockings--oh ho-ho-ho!
  And Ive come to jiggle my belly. And wiggle my nose ... Hey, wait a
  Minute! Isnt that my belt? And what are you doing with my hat? So
  Youre the ones!
  Bankrobber: Wait a minute, I can explain!
  Viking: Weve changed!
  Santa: Nobody messes with Santa! You know that dont you!? Youve been
  Very naughty! And Ive got a list!
  Peach: Did you claim that?
  Larry: Merry ... Christmas