text: Narrator: Once upon a time there lived a King
  Like other kings, he had a really neat castle
  To live in, and a lovely little kingdom to rule
  But unlike other kings this king spent most
  Of his time in the bathtub
  King George : Some kings love horses
  And some kings love cattle
  Some kings love leading
  Their troops into battle
  But me, Im not like that
  I find that stuff ... yucky
  Id much rather stay
  In my tub with my ducky!
  Because I love my duck!
  Louis : Sir, if I could have a minute
  King George: Love my duck!
  Louis: There are some things
  We must discuss!
  King George: I love my duck!
  Louis: See theres a war war
  And well, were in it!
  King George: Love my duck!
  Louis: Though I dont mean
  To make a fuss...
  King George: Then dont. Sing with me Louis
  Louis: Huh? ...oh... ok. Ahem
  Because he loves his duck!
  King George: And that is why I cant be bothered...
  Louis: Loves his duck!
  King George: With the particulars of war
  Louis: He Loves his duck!
  King George: Cause quite unlike
  My dear old father
  Louis: Loves his duck!
  King George: I find it all a bore!
  Now concentrate dear Louis
  And I think you will agree
  The most important person
  In the whole wide world is ... me!
  So please dont drag me down
  With the people and their troubles
  Go run some water in my tub to
  Freshen up my bubbles!
  Louis: Oh boy!
  King George: Because I love my duck!
  Louis: I dont know why I even bother ...
  King George: Love my duck!
  Louis: You just cant reason with this guy
  Both: Because I Love my duck!
  Louis: Its time to face the facts -
  I think were all a little stuck
  King George: So let the army run amock!
  Louis: I fear the kingdoms out of luck -
  Both: Because I Love my duck!
  Louis: Yes, undoubltedly were stuck
  King George: So let the army run amock
  Louis: Oh boy, were really out of luck!
  King George: Because I love my ...
  Thomas : Because I love my duck
  Youre always there to make me smile
  I love my duck
  Youre my very favorite toy
  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  Because I love ... my ...duck!