text: Narrator:
  And now its time for The Blues with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings the blues
  Larry:
  Hey, everybody! I’m gonna lay down some blues
  All sunshine and roses
  No rain came my way
  I said, all sunshine and roses
  No rain came my way. Mm-mm
  My dad bought me ice cream
  Oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day!
  Mm hm. I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face
  Thats right, right on my face
  I said, I ate up that ice cream
  Got some on my face
  Got some on the table
  Oh happy, sticky, happy, sticky, happy, happy, sticky, happy place
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Hey man, whatcho doin?
  Larry:
  I’m singin the blues!
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Aw, man, the blues is for singin when you feel sad
  Larry:
  But I dont feel sad
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Man, then you got no business singin the blues
  Here, lemme help you out
  Take this 
  Larry:
  Cool! Ice cream! Thanks!
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Now gimmie back that ice cream
  Larry:
  You took my ice cream
  You took it from me
  You took my ice cream
  You took it away from me
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Oh yeah! Now youre gettin it
  Now listen up
  Larry:
  But Im still not sad. I’ll just have a ... cookie!
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  No, no, no, man! You almost had it
  C’mon, like this
  You took away my ice cream!
  You took it away from me
  My sweet creamy ice cream
  I dont care ’bout no cookie, woo!
  Now try it again
  Larry:
  My cookies and ice cream:
  They both gone away
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Thats right. Mm hm. Feel it
  Larry:
  My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Aw, sweet man, sweet
  Larry:
  But that dont bother me none!
  I got me my freshly baked...
  Strudel!
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Wha? Strudel? Man, you cant say strudel in the blues!
  That don’t even rhyme
  Larry:
  Well , what about... poodle! Cause I got a poodle
  Poodle:
  Arf!
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Oh, no. Dont tell me youre gonna eat that poodle
  Larry:
  No, Im just gonna pet him!
  Pettin poodles makes me happy
  Poodle:
  Arf arf!
  Blind Lemon Lincoln:
  Sorry, man. You way too happy to sing the blues
  Polka Guy:
  Allo! Would you like to polka?
  Larry:
  Sure!
  Dont got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel
  Dont got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel
  But Im yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee yodel-a-dee happy-hoo!
  Just here with my poodle
  Poodle:
  Arf!
  Larry:
  Thats right! Oh yeah!
  Im yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee happy-hoo!
  Just me and my poodle
  Poodle:
  Arf arf!
  Announcer:
  This has been The Blues with Larry, tune in next time to-
  Oh, never mind
  Larrys not likely to be singing the blues again any time soon