text: Quartet:
  There lived a man so long ago, his memorys but faint
  Was not admired like president or saint
  But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets
  For a special cure wouldnt come from other vets
  Woah...
  Doctor Larry:
  This is a song for your poor, sick penguin
  Hes got a fever and his toes are blue
  But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin
  He will feel better in a day or two
  Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
  Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
  Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
  Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo
  Nurse Pa:
  Hes gone a little loopy, in case you havent heard
  Heres a couple pennicilin for your sickly, arctic bird
  Quartet:
  No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut
  The wonderous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut
  Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
  For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps
  Woah...
  Pa:
  Good news on the penguin, doc! Hes up and kickin!
  Larry:
  This is a song for your pregnant kitty
  Shes looking nauseous and a week past due
  But if I sing for your pregnant kitty
  She will feel better in a day or two
  Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
  Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
  Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
  Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo
  Pa:
  Jump in your car, drive into the city
  Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty
  Quartet:
  The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day
  When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay
  The doctor pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched his scalp, then said: No way, Jose
  To the nurse of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps
  Woah...
  Pa:
  Good news on the kitty, doc. Shes feelin great. Six kittens. Named one after you.
  Larry:
  This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy
  He looks uncomfy, think Id be too
  But if I sing for your bear-trapped teddy
  He will beel better in a day or two
  Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
  Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
  Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
  Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo
  Bear:
  Grooooowlll!
  Pa:
  Oh, yeah. Thatll work. Hes good.
  Larry:
  Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! No, wait! This should work! Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo!
  Quartet:
  Now the moral of the story, its the point we hope weve made
  When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid
  Larry:
  Yodel-leh-hee
  Yodel-leh-hoo
  Yodel-odle-odle-aye-de-aye-de-ooo-ooo-ooo
  Quartet:
  Oh, some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
  For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps
  Larry:
  Yodel-ooo