text: Have you heard the one about Alfred?
  A dangerous robot, Im told
  Hes got lasers for eyes and a microchip brain
  His skin is terribly cold
  Weve heard the one about Alfred
  Its strange, amazing! But true!
  But now that weve heard about Alfred
  Wed like to hear more about you!
  Moi?
  Im a rumor weed! Im a rumor weed!
  A tiny little story is all I need
  To make a big mess
  Im a rumor weed!
  So what is a rumor?
  It starts as a story
  Maybe its true, maybe not
  But once you repeat it
  Its hard to defeat it
  Now look at the mess that youve got
  Uh, huh
  Yeah, Alfreds a robot
  Everyone knows!
  The story is all over town
  We rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
  Just like a big weed in the ground!
  Im a rumor weed! Yes, its true!
  Im a rumor weed! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
  A tiny little story is all I need
  To make a big mess, Im a rumor weed!
  Im a rumor weed! Yes, its true!
  Im a rumor weed! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
  A tiny little story is all I need
  Youd better watch out for the rumor weed
  Im a rumor weed! Shes a rumor weed!
  Im a rumor weed! Yeah, a rumor weed!
  A tiny little story is all I need
  Youd better watch out for the rumor weed
  A tiny little story is all I need
  Youd better watch out for the rumor weed