Sometimes it's hard to tell what's tech news and what's not.
有时候很难分清什么是科技新闻 什么不是
Like if I put robot arms and legs on a banana, is that tech news?
比如我给香蕉装上机械手脚 这是科技新闻吗
What about a mango?
那芒果呢
Microsoft SAYS it wants everyone to upgrade to Windows 11 this year
微软“表示”希望今年所有人都升级到Windows 11
before Windows 10 loses official support in October.
因为Windows 10将在10月结束官方支持
But at the same time, they're making it more difficult to do so on unsupported hardware.
但与此同时 他们却让不受支持的硬件升级变得更加困难
The tech giant quietly deleted guidance about how to bypass Windows 11's TPM requirement
这家科技巨头悄悄地删除了绕过Windows 11 TPM要求的指南
from its own support page.
这篇文章原本在他们自己的支持页面上
Although you can still see the registry tweak instructions on the Internet Archive,
虽然你仍然可以在互联网档案馆上看到注册表修改的教程
which is, as always, based.
互联网档案馆像往常一样可靠
But Microsoft has also blocked and labeled Flyby 11,
但微软还封锁了Flyby 11 并将其标记为恶意软件
a popular third-party utility that lets users skip the hardware requirements check in Windows 11, as malware,
这是一个流行的第三方工具 可以让用户跳过Win11的硬件要求检查
according to the tool's developer.
来自该工具开发者的说法
Similar tools like Rufus still exist, but I'm guessing Microsoft isn't jazzed about those either.
类似的工具如Rufus仍然存在 但我猜微软对这些工具也不太感冒
What do you want, Microsoft?
李到底想要赣神魔 微软
It's like you invited everyone at school to your party
这就像你邀请了学校的所有人参加你的派对
and then only let in the ones who brought the invite with them.
然后只让那些带着邀请函上门的人进去
Like, okay, you have fun in there.
好吧 你们在里面玩得开心
We're gonna be playing Twister on the lawn.
我们要在草坪上玩扭扭乐
It's the hot spot.
那才是热点
Chinese AI company DeepSeek got really popular recently,
中国的人工智能公司深度求索最近非常受欢迎
so of course a US senator has proposed a potential law that would criminalize importing it,
不出意外 有一位美国参议员提议了禁止进口的法案
along with any tech developed in China, on the threat of million-dollar fines and prison time.
也包括任何在中国开发的技术 违者将面临数百万美元罚款和监禁
The bill is kind of like your mom saying we have AI at home,
这有点像你妈说家里已经有人工智能了
所以我们不能再买一个 （注：在小孩子要买玩具的时候）
including Google's new Gemini 2.0 models being rolled out for consumers and developers.
我们有的 是谷歌面向消费者和开发者推出的Gemini 2.0模型
Google says they're pretty good.
谷歌说它们挺不错的
Maybe they'll be good enough to power weapons systems,
也许它们好到可以搭载在武器系统上
since Google just erased the section of their AI principles webpage
因为谷歌刚刚删除了他们人工智能原则网页上的一段话
that said the tech giant wouldn't let their AI be deployed for weapons systems.
这段话说 这个科技巨头不会让他们的人工智能用于武器系统
But it's preserved once more by the Internet Archive, you do you da best.
但互联网档案馆再次将其保存下来 你们真棒
Why? I don't know why.
为什么？我不晓得
But despite AI being added to guns, and literally everything else,
但尽管人工智能被加到了枪上 以及其他几乎所有东西上
Anthropic is telling job applicants not to use it to help write their applications,
Anthropic却要求应聘者不要用AI来帮助写申请材料
because they want to evaluate your non-AI-assisted communication skills.
因为他们想评估你不依赖人工智能的沟通能力
It's almost like there's some kind of value to forming thoughts using your own words.
好像用你自己的话表达思想是什么美德似的
I'll have to ask ChatGPT about that later.
我待会儿得问问ChatGPT
Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, appears to be on a mission to access
世界首富埃隆·马斯克似乎正在努力获取
as much previously protected US government data as he can,
尽可能多的美国政府的机密数据
leading squads of his fellow special government employees, which are also employees of private companies,
他带领着一群特殊的政府雇员 这些人也是私营公司的员工
and even executives like new treasury staff member, Tom Krause,
甚至还有高管级人物 像是新任财政部官员Tom Krause
who is also currently the CEO of Citrix's parent company, Cloud Software Group.
他同时还是思杰的母公司Cloud Software Group的总裁
Thomas Shedd, a Tesla engineer,
特斯拉工程师Thomas Shedd
who is now the head of an IT group in the General Services Administration,
现任美国总务管理局一个IT部门的负责人
and who suggested they make illegal changes to a government login system,
建议对政府登录系统进行非法更改
is yet another example
这又是一个例子
of Elon's penchant for funneling Tesla resources to his other private companies,
说明了马斯克正在将特斯拉的资源转移到名下其他的私人公司
for which he's currently already being sued.
而他目前正面临类似的起诉
What's another one?
又来一个算什么？
Big whoop.
大惊小怪
Musk having access to these kinds of government resources
马斯克可以利用这些政府资源
that could be used to benefit the multiple federal contracts he holds through SpaceX
为他通过SpaceX持有的多个联邦合同谋取利益
is a BIT of a conflict of interest.
这有亿点点利益冲突
So Congressman Mark Pocan is working on a bill that would ban this practice,
国会议员Mark Pocan正在起草一项法案 杯葛这种做法
called the Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy,
该法案名为“消除不道德窃盗统治以防止国家被掠夺”
or the ELON MUSK Act.
简称ELON MUSK法案
What? No, don't name it after him.
什么？别用他的名字命名
He'll like that.
这不是在奖励他吗
Although he'd probably prefer you put an X in there somewhere to cherry on top.
虽然他可能更喜欢你在里面加个X 这才是精华
You put robot limbs on a raspberry?
你给树莓加上了机械四肢？
That's not full tech news.
这不算是完整的科技新闻
But it could be a quick bit.
但这可以作为一个科技快讯
Trump's new tariffs on Chinese goods are coming into effect
特朗普对中国商品的新关税即将生效
and caused the US Postal Service to briefly suspend all inbound parcels from China this morning,
这导致美国邮政今早暂停接收来自中国的包裹
while they figured out what extra fees need to be tacked on.
以便确定需要加收多少额外费用
The EU is also looking to tax Chinese goods
欧盟也在考虑对中国商品征税
that were previously cheap enough to skirt customs duties,
这些商品之前价格低廉 可以避开关税门槛
so prepare for your Temu, Shein, and gaming handhelds even to be less wallet friendly.
所以你从Temu、Shein买的东西 还有游戏掌机 可能会更贵
China is apparently responding by opening antitrust investigations into Google and Apple,
中国显然正在反击 对谷歌和苹果展开反垄断调查
which may end up hurting those companies,
这些措施最终可能会对他们造成伤害
but it's also something that America's own FTC was trying to do under previous chair, Lina Khan.
但这也是美国联邦贸易委员会前主席Lina Khan试图做的事情
But the government likes big tech now,
但政府现在喜欢大科技公司
so I'm sure the president is real torn up over what's happening to his friends.
所以我敢肯定 川普总统对他的朋友们的遭遇想必非常痛心
OpenAI has dropped the sign-in requirement to use ChatGPT Search on the web.
OpenAI取消了使用网页版ChatGPT搜索的登录要求
You can access it through ChatGPT.com, but OpenAI.com has also gotten a facelift.
你可以通过ChatGPT.com访问 但OpenAI.com也进行了改版
Along with the new logo, the homepage features a big old prompt slash search bar, just like Google.
除了新Logo 首页还有一个大大的提示词/搜索栏 就像谷歌一样
I'm probably gonna keep using Google
我可能会继续使用谷歌
just because asking an AI to search for me,
只是因为让AI帮我搜索
is only a little better than asking a fellow human what they know about a topic.
也只是比随机抓个人直接问好一点
And half the time these days, they just pull out their phone and ask ChatGPT.
因为现在有一半的概率 他们只会拿出手机问ChatGPT
We could just skip the middleman.
为什么需要中间商赚差价
Sonos has had a rough year, but now it thinks it has just the ticket.
Sonos去年过得很艰难 但现在它认为自己找到了出路
The Verge is reporting that part of the company's comeback plan
The Verge报道称 该公司重整旗鼓计划的一部分
is the launch of an Android-based streaming box
是推出一款基于安卓系统的流媒体盒子
to help consumers forget about how the company's redesigned app
消费者最好已经忘记了 该公司去年重新设计的应用程序
borked people's expensive speaker setups last year.
是如何搞坏了人们昂贵的音响系统的
The box could launch in April for $200 to $400,
这款盒子可能在4月以200到400美元的价格推出
signaling that Sonos has totally fixed all of their glitches.
想必Sonos已经完全解决了了所有的故障 对吧
Otherwise, why would they price it that high?
否则他们为什么定这么高的价格？
Think about it.
想想看
And researchers from Nvidia and Carnegie Mellon University have published a framework
英伟达和卡内基梅隆大学的研究人员联合发表了一个技术框架
allowing robots to copy the complex movements of top athletes
让机器人可以模仿顶级运动员的复杂动作
like Cristiano Ronaldo and LeBron James.
如克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多和勒布朗·詹姆斯
Why'd you say it like that?
为什么要用这个语调
That's how you say it.
嘿 这样才地道
Or, at least, TRY to copy their movements.
或者说 至少是尝试模仿他们的动作
They're doing their best,
他们已经尽力了
but sadly, they're still not quite stable enough to use as a platform
但遗憾的是 这仍然远不够稳定
for this actual working plasma cannon with a 35 foot range
无法搭载这个35英尺射程的等离子炮
developed by slightly insane engineer, Greg Lee.
该炮由有点疯狂的工程师Greg Lee开发
Maybe next time though.
不过也许下次就行了
And maybe this Friday,
也许这个周五
you'll come back for more tech news.
你会回来收看更多的科技新闻
I should have a better grasp of what fruits and vegetables
到时候我应该能更好地判断
do and don't qualify for tech news by then.
哪些水果和蔬菜算不算科技新闻
Figure it out.
能想明白的吧
What are you talking about?
你在说什么？
You just got-
你刚刚——
I came in late.
我来晚了
You're missing the context.
要有上下文的！