Look,
听着
I know you're expecting to see Riley,
我知道你们期待看到Riley
but his lips are tired.
但他口累了
Don't say that.
你说的什么
Don't worry, Riley.
别担心 Riley
You rest those smackers.
你就好好休息吧
What?
？
I got this.
我来
Apple is reportedly planning to launch some decidedly wacky new products in 2027,
据报道 苹果计划在2027年推出一些相当古怪的新产品
according to Mark Gurman,
根据Mark Gurman的消息
known by the Greeks as the Oracle ad Gurmanopolis.
希腊人称他为 神谕者Gurmanopolis
Gurman, hardly know him.
Gurman？很久没人这么叫我了
In his latest newsletter,
在他最新的通讯中
the ruler of Gurmulon7 reiterated previous claims
Gurmulon7的统治者重申了之前的说法
that Apple would release the first foldable iPhone with a display crease
即苹果将在2027年推出首款折叠iPhone
that's barely there in 2027.
其屏幕折痕几乎看不见
But apparently,
但显然
later in the year,
在那年晚些时候
Apple's going to celebrate the 20th anniversary of iPhone
苹果将庆祝iPhone诞生20周年
by launching a mostly glass curved iPhone without any cutouts in the display.
推出一款几乎全玻璃的曲面iPhone 其屏幕没有任何开孔
No one asked for this.
没人要求这个
Cut it out.
砍了吧
I have a feeling the curve here refers more to the edge of the phone being curved,
我感觉这里的曲面指的是手机边缘的曲度
like Samsung's discontinued edge design from back when you're six years old.
就像三星早已停产的Edge设计 那时你才六岁
But at this time,
但在这个时候
we also can't rule out an iBanana phone.
我们也不能排除会有iBanana手机
The evidence is there.
证据就在眼前
Because, I don't know,
因为 我也不知道
somebody's tripping here, whether it's Apple or no Gurm limits themselves.
是苹果还是Gurman嗑嗨了
But 2027 is apparently also the year Apple will launch their smart glasses
但2027年显然也是苹果推出智能眼镜的年份 以与Meta的产品竞争
to compete with Meta's products.
And they're also developing some kind of cross between a foldable iPad and a touchscreen Mac.
他们还在开发某种折叠iPad和触屏Mac的结合体
But at least they have the common decency to hold off on that until 2028.
但至少他们有基本的良知 把那玩意儿推迟到2028年
We're reasonable people.
我们是讲道理的人
We'll all be dead by then!
到那时我们都死了！
You'll want to start saving up for these probably very expensive devices,
你可能想为这些可能非常昂贵的设备开始存钱了
so make sure you don't accidentally delete an email titled
所以确保你不要不小心删掉一封标题为
Lopez Voice Assistant Class Action Settlement
“Lopez语音助手集体诉讼和解” 的邮件
if you've owned an Apple device in the last decade.
如果你在过去十年里拥有过苹果设备的话
It's telling you how to claim 20 bucks or so per device
这封邮件 会告诉你如何为每台设备索赔大约20美元
from Apple's recent settlement over Siri spying on people by accident.
这是苹果最近因Siri意外窃听而达成的和解
Now, the new fancy AI-powered Siri won't spy on you.
现在 酷炫的AI驱动的Siri不会监视你
It'll just lie to you if Apple ever launches it.
它只会撒谎 如果苹果有一天真的推出的话
Get him!
打他！
Show us your wrist, Apple, so we can slap them.
把你的手腕伸出来 苹果 让我们打你
References to a version of the Intel Arc B580 with 24 gigabytes of VRAM
在显卡厂商铭瑄提交的一份监管文件中
were spotted in a regulatory filing submitted by card manufacturer MaxSun
有人发现了Intel Arc B580 24GB显存的版本
which is exciting because all PC gamers want is more Intel Arc cards
这很令人兴奋 因为所有PC玩家都想要更多的Intel Arc显卡
and for our other dad, Pat Gelsinger, to come back.
还有让我们的另一个老爸Pat Gelsinger回来
Pat!
Pat！
Pat, no!
Pat 不要啊！
He went out for smokes.
他出去买烟 再也没回来
But don't get too excited.
但别太激动
It's likely that this is an Intel Arc Pro workstation card,
这很可能是一款Intel Arc Pro工作站显卡
given that Intel explicitly said that that's what they'll be showing off at Computex 2025 in Taiwan,
因为Intel明确表示 他们将在2025年台北电脑展上展示这款显卡
where I'll be there,
到时候我会在那儿
eating noodles, going for walks.
吃面条 散步
Yeah, soup dumplings?
是啊 小笼包？
First time, dumplings.
第一次吃 小笼包
Stinky tofu?
臭豆腐？
People burn their mouths,
有人会烫到嘴的
I heard.
我听说的
I'm gonna be terrible.
我可能会很糟糕
You've never been there.
你没去过那儿
Another MaxSun's filing also mentioned an NVIDIA RTX 5050,
铭瑄的另一份文件 还提到了NVIDIA RTX 5050
my favorite name so far,
这是我目前最喜欢的名字
with what else?
还有什么？
Eight gigabytes of VRAM,
8GB显存
but at least the memory will be the least of your worries with that card.
不过你用上这张卡 显存已经是最小的问题了
Hey, look,
嘿 看
we'll take what we can get at a time when, according to DigiTimes,
这种时候 有卡玩就不错了 根据DigiTimes的报道
NVIDIA is reportedly implementing some pretty hefty price hikes across its lineup of GPUs.
NVIDIA据说正在对其整个GPU产品线进行大幅涨价
And of course,
当然
they're gonna blame the tariffs, but...
他们会把责任推给关税 但是...
Trump also put a pause, permanently,
特朗普还永久暂停了
on the director of the US corporate office,
美国专利商标局局长的解雇令
Shira Perlmutter,
Shira Perlmutter
one day after her office published a preliminary report
她的办公室前一天 发布了一份初步报告
arguing that AI companies might not have the legal right
该报告认为 AI 公司可能没有合法权利
to train their commercial models on unlimited amounts of copyrighted works.
使用无限量的版权作品 来训练他们的商业模型
I'm skeptical.
我对此持怀疑态度
The House administration committee published a statement
众议院管理委员会发表了一份声明
implying that the firing may have been influenced by Trump's good old buddy
暗示这次解雇可能受到了特朗普的老朋友
and xAI founder, Elon Musk,
以及 xAI 创始人埃隆·马斯克的影响
likely disliking that report,
他可能不喜欢那份报告
along with the leaders of every other AI company,
以及其他 AI 公司的领导人
almost all of whom are embroiled in AI corporate lawsuits up to their ketamine holes.
他们几乎都被针对 AI 公司的诉讼搞得焦头烂额
Ketamine holes.
焦头烂额
Ketamine holes.
焦头烂额
They all have fun.
他们都玩得很开心
I feel like they should take a break
我觉得他们应该休息一下
and check out our sponsor holes.
看看我们的赞助商
How do those gums feel, Riley?
你的牙龈感觉怎么样 Riley？
Tell you what,
我告诉你
flap them around a bit
让它们晃动一下
while I do these quick bits.
当我做这些快新闻的时候
What does that mean?
那是什么意思？
Yow!
哇！
Was that Samsung's new Odyssey OLED G6,
那是三星新推出的Odyssey OLED G6吗
the world's first 500-hertz OLED gaming monitor?
世界上第一款500Hz的OLED游戏显示器？
I...
我...
Was it?
是吗？
I don't know.
我不知道
It's launching in Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam, and Malaysia
它将在新加坡、泰国、越南和马来西亚上市
for around $1,440 US dollars.
价格约为1440美元
They always get the good stuff.
他们总是能先拿到好东西
Before launching worldwide later this year,
今年晚些时候将在全球范围内推出
it's a 27-inch 1440p display,
它是一款27英寸1440p的显示器
just like LG's OLED GX7,
就像LG的OLED GX7一样
but the key difference here is that its refresh rate is 20 hertz faster.
但关键区别在于它的刷新率快了20Hz
What?
什么？
You'll notice your last few games of popular hero shooter Marvel Rivals, or equivalent title,
你最近在热门FPS战绩不佳？比如《漫威对决》？
have probably sucked, and now you know the reason.
现在你知道原因了
You gotta check this out.
你得看看这个
You just gotta.
你必须的
But that was not a sponsor spot.
但这不是广告
I didn't even see that.
看我的无影手 你看不到
Oh, what about?
哦 说什么呢？
You would with a better OLED, you know.
要是有更好的OLED你就看到了
Accident-prone fitness tracker company, Whoop,
容易出事的健身追踪器公司Whoop
is once again offering its users free hardware upgrades.
再次向用户提供免费硬件升级
Customers revolted last week
上周客户们发起了抗议
when Whoop went back on their original promise of a free tracker upgrade
因为Whoop违背了最初免费升级追踪器的承诺
reportedly offered to any user
据报道 任何使用超过六个月的用户都可以获得升级
who had been a member for six months or more.
But Whoop?
但Whoop？
Whoop says that was a typo in an old support article,
Whoop表示那是旧的支持文章中的一个错别字
and once found, the company amended it to their actual policy,
发现后公司将其改为实际政策
which is that you get a free upgrade
即如果会员剩余时间超过六个月就可以免费升级
if you had six or more months remaining on your membership.
And that seems to be true,
这似乎是真的
according to both a company blog post
根据公司的一篇博客文章
and a Forbes interview from 2021.
以及2021年福布斯的一篇采访
Fast forward to today,
时间快进到今天
and Whoop is now offering free upgrades
Whoop现在为会员剩余时间超过12个月的用户提供免费升级
for users with 12 months or more remaining on their membership,
so that's definitely worse,
所以这肯定更糟
but not as worse.
但也没那么糟
Please stop yelling at us.
请别再对我们大喊大叫了
And Whoop, there it is.
Whoop 就在那儿
Google's Veo 2 video generator,
谷歌的Veo 2 AI视频生成器
capable of turning images into five-second clips,
能将图像变成五秒钟的短片
will be included for free on Honor 400 and 400 Pro phones
将免费包含在5月22日发布的荣耀400和400 Pro手机上
when they come out May 22nd.
This will put the incredible power of deepfakes
这将把深度伪造的强大能力
in everyone's pocket, which is exactly the type of danger
放在每个人的口袋里 而正是这种危险
that led fresh new Pope Leo XIV to choose his name.
让新上任的教皇利奥十四世选择了这个名字
He's Pope and fresh.
他是教皇 而且很新
The previous Pope Leo
前一位教皇利奥
presided over the Industrial Revolution,
见证了工业革命
and this Leo sees the AI revolution posing similar risks to human dignity and privacy.
而这位利奥认为人工智能革命 对人类尊严和隐私构成了类似的风险
Heck, it just came out
见鬼 刚刚爆出
that Google will pay Texas a groundbreaking $1.375 billion
谷歌将向德州支付创纪录的13.75亿美元
to settle a data privacy violations case.
以解决一起数据隐私违规案件
Hey, can we get a settlement
嘿 我们能不能也来个和解
to compensate for all the extra thinking
赔偿我们因为这些新闻 耗费的脑力
we have to do to figure out
就为了搞清楚
whether any given image or video of the new Pope is AI?
新教皇的任何图片或视频是不是AI生成的
There's no way he has that much drip.
他不可能那么潮吧
Is that his coat?
那是他的外套吗
Or is that a part of his body?
还是说那是他身体的一部分
Over a week ago, gaming news site Giant Bomb
一周多前 游戏新闻网站Giant Bomb
was hit by a blast of layoffs by its owner, Fandom.
遭到了其母公司Fandom的一波裁员
Or should I say former owner?
或者我应该说前母公司？
Because the site's staff
因为该网站的员工
just bought Giant Bomb from Fandom
刚刚从Fandom手中买下了Giant Bomb
with the Jeff Grub and Baccalaure
Jeff Grub和Baccalaure
taking ownership of the Giant Bomb website and podcast.
成为了Giant Bomb网站和播客的老板
Here's hoping they don't cross any wires.
希望他们不要搞出什么幺蛾子
It's not a real bomb.
这不是个真正的炸弹
It could explode.
又不是不能炸
And get hyped for a mind-blowing next-gen tech product,
准备好迎接下一代令人震惊的科技产品吧
wood.
木头
A company called InventWood
一家名为Invent Wood的公司
is ramping up to begin mass production
正在加紧准备开始量产
of what they call super wood,
他们称之为超级木材的产品
a specialty-treated wood
这种经过特殊处理的木材
that is stronger and lighter than steel.
比钢铁更坚固且更轻
This is actually really cool.
这其实真的很酷
And prettier, the grain.
而且纹理更漂亮
Oh, yeah
哦 是的
Now, I think there's something here we said here about wood being better for the environment than steel
现在 我觉得我们刚才说了 木材比钢铁更环保
But there's also the fact that superwood could be alluded to superman
但还有一个事实是 超级木材可以暗指超人
who's the man of steel, which is now weaker than wood
超人是钢铁之躯 但现在钢铁比木头还弱
I don't know, there's something there, but
我不知道 这里有点意思 但是
University of Maryland researcher, LiangBin Hu
马里兰大学的研究员胡良斌
Published this method to strengthen wood back in 2018
早在2018年就发表了这种强化木材的方法
when you were six years old
那时你才六岁
And he's now one of the founders of InventWood
而他现在是InventWood的创始人之一
which is launching its huge manufacturing facility this summer.
该公司将在今年夏天启动大型制造工厂
So if anything happens to them,
所以如果他们出了什么事
look to Big Steel.
就去找钢铁巨头吧
They invented wood.
他们发明了木头
The man of steel.
钢铁之躯
Oh,
哦
now we're on to something.
现在我们有点眉目了
Trying to keep your wood down.
试图压制你的木头
And look at your screen once again on Wednesday,
周三记得再回来看你的屏幕
when we'll be back with more tech news,
届时我们将带来更多的科技新闻
more tech wood.
更多的科技木头
It'll be so good,
会好到什么程度呢
you might, you wrote that, you might get wood.
你写的 你可能会硬起来
Yeah, but we can't say that.
是啊 但我们不能这么说
Tech wood.
科技木头