diff --git "a/qr_pairs.csv" "b/qr_pairs.csv" --- "a/qr_pairs.csv" +++ "b/qr_pairs.csv" @@ -57,7 +57,6 @@ Mr. Krabs: It wasn't?,"No, that was just a dried up piece of gum for my collecti "Mr. Krabs: Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere. I'll just have to keep digging. Pearl: Boy, do I love high school. . You know what? Someday we're gonna remember all this, and we're gonna look back and say... Remember? Pearl's friend: Speaking of remembering, you didn't forget the Bikini Bottom High School Dance is tomorrow night, did you? Pearl:  Of course I didn't forget. I'm so excited. Pearl's friend: Me, too! Pearl's friend: Barnacle! Pearl: What!? Pearl's friend: Pearl I'm gonna say this as touchily as possible. There is a hideous barnacle growing out of the side of your face! Pearl: Where!? Pearl's friend: There! Pearl's friend: Pearl, it's not really bad as you... Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?","Yes, Mr. Krabs?" Mr. Krabs: Didn't you already mop this area?,"Affirmative, captain!" "Mr. Krabs: Well, then, why would you mop it again?",Why wouldn't I? -"Mr. Krabs: Good point. Mr. Krabs: Pearl, what brings you in on such a fine afternoon? Pearl: Oh, Daddy! It's terrible. The school dance is this weekend. Mr. Krabs: Oooh, that is terrible. Makes my shell crawl just thinking about it. Bleugh! Pearl: No, daddy! Don't you understand?! The terrible part is that I can't go to the dance! Mr. Krabs: Why ever not? Pearl: Because I have a hideous barnacle growing on the side of my face! Mr. Krabs: Oh-ho-ho-ho. Now, calm down there, my little Pearl. I'm sure it can't be half as awful as you... Great rusty hinges of Davy Jones' Locker! Pearl: We have to get rid of it, no matter what it takes! Mr. Krabs: Anything for me beloved angel! Pearl: Oh, okay. I need an appointment with a dermatologist, a trip to the spa, expensive creams and lotions, and probably some other kind of... Mr. Krabs: I meant whatever you need to get rid of your blemish, not liquidate me retirement fund. Harold: You know what? Let's go across the street to the Chum Bucket. Nat: I heard they have better weather over there. Mr. Krabs: No! Wait! This is starting to eat away me profit margin. If I don't come up with a solution fast, it's gonna cost me more than a couple cases of cold cream.", "Mr. Krabs: Oh, SpongeBob. How would you like to... At ease! How would you like to do your dear old chum a favor and rid his beautiful daughter of her evil barnacle?","I will do you this favor, sir chum, never fear!" "Pearl: I don't know, SpongeBob. The school dance is right around the corner, and this barnacle seems to be getting bigger by the minute!","Don't fear, Pearl. We'll get rid of this barnacle in no time! I know just what to do!" Pearl: Are you sure?,"One time, my friend Patrick had this barnacle the size of an extra large Krabby Patty right at the center of his forehead! Anyway, I fixed it so we never saw that barnacle again." @@ -99,7 +98,6 @@ Mr. Krabs: Help! Police! Thief! Stop that whale!,"I promised Mr. Krabs I wouldn Squidward: Must I do everything myself? Huh? Stay back! You'll get your patty when it's your turn.,I never knew an audience can get so physical. This changes everything. "Patrick: Oh, sorry, wrong rock.","Patrick, I wonder if you'd help me by lending me your eyes." Patrick: Okay. Uhhh...,"No, no, no, no, no, you can keep them. I just want you to watch me while I practice my speech up here. Just pretend you're a student at his desk." -Patrick: Okay., "Patrick: H-Hold on, I'd like to sit in the back of the class.","Okay, here goes. Boating safety is..." "Patrick: SpongeBob, can I have a hall pass?","Not now, Patrick. Just sit tight and let me practice." Patrick: Fine.,Boating safe... @@ -118,10 +116,8 @@ Patrick: Try again.,Boating safety... Patrick: Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Spee -,"Patrick, stop! Somehow your help just isn't helping. I am more nervous about this oral report than I've ever been about anything." "Patrick: Yeah, you do look pretty terrible.","Well, if I don't do my report, then I don't pass. And if I don't pass, then I don't get my boating license!" "Patrick: Wait, buddy! I know how you can get your boating license. Your friend the squirrel girl is real good with her paws. Maybe she can make you a fake one.","No, Patrick, that's illegal, but she might be able to help me get over this anxiety. She's always speaking at science conferences. She's probably full of pointers!" -"Patrick: Yeah, or she probably has a robot that can demolish the whole school for ya. Sandy: Hmm... White knuckles, leaky pores, and stomach in knots. Y-y-yep. He does look pretty bad. SpongeBob, you're afflicted with severe oral report-itis. You know, patients with this disease have been known to physically explode. Ker-pow!", "Sandy: It has been scientifically proven that 85% of speech related stress can be eliminated if the speaker imagines the audience in their underwear. Sandy: Everyone will look so silly, you won't even remember you're nervous! Which is why I invented these. Goggles that let you see people in your undies. Or, I could just make you a fake boating license.",That's still illegal. Give me the goggles! It's not working. "Sandy: Well, of course it isn't, silly! I'm only wearing my undies. See if it works on Patrick.","Eh! Ooh, they work." -"Billy: ...and they were never heard from again. Mrs. Puff: Thank you, Billy. That was an excellent report. Next we have-- --SpongeBob SquarePants. Ugh. Patrick: Go on, buddy.", "Mrs. Puff: Well, SpongeBob? Do you have your oral report ready?",Huh...? Mrs. Puff: The assignment I gave you. The one where you talk in front of the class.,"Oh, yeah! Of course I'm ready! I can do it. Um... Oh, no. Oh, no!" Mrs. Puff: What are you doing?!,"Mrs. Puff, do I really have to do this?" @@ -130,7 +126,6 @@ Patrick: Right here. Let me polish them up for ya. Here ya go.,Thanks! Billy: Hurry up!,"Ha, ha, it's working! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..." "Mrs. Puff: What's all this laughing about? Well, SpongeBob?",Boating safety is the responsibility of every boater in the ocean because -- "Scary Face: Well, don't just stand there! Get on with it!",They're all staring! -"Patrick: Hey, where are you going? You forgot your goggles! SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob! Mrs. Puff: You can't take my boat! SpongeBob! Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! Mrs. Puff: Get back here with my boat! Police Officer: I don't know, slow day at the office, huh? Police Officer #2: You said it, partner! My baton's itching for the noggin of a lawbreaker.", "Police Officer: Okay, forget what I just said. Police Officer: Sponge, pull over!",I don't know how! "Patrick: SpongeBob! Police Officer: All right, kid, what was that all about? Police Officer #2: Don't you know anything about boating safety?","Boating safety? Well, yes, Officer. I do. Boating safety is the responsibility of every boater in the whole ocean. Each boater must follow the rules and regulations stipulated in the boater safety handbook. When the meaning of all important signs... ...pay attention to all surroundings... ...when wet means no parking... ...it already figures... ...always blah blah blah... ...with all shades of curve... ...remember... ...a motor vehicle is 20,000 pounds of blah blah--" "Police Officer #2: Gee, kid. That was beautiful. Police Officer: Yeah. I never even knew some of those things myself. Mrs. Puff: Aha! Finally! The long arm of the laws caught up with you! I guess I won't be seeing you in my driver's education class for the next 5 to 10 years! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Police Officer: Wait, wait, Miss Chuckles, did you say you were his boating instructor? Mrs. Puff: Yes. Why? Police Officer: Under penal code 26-1 quote, The boating instructor is responsible--",--for any minor delinquent actions under that teacher's care. @@ -451,17 +446,14 @@ Mr. Krabs: Huh. He always has been a knucklehead.,Could this be one of Plankton' "Mr. Krabs: Yeehaw! Squidward: Huh? Karen: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order? Squidward: My order? Mr. Krabs: I see Squidward must not have gotten the last company text mail. Karen will be taking over your duties from now on, Mr. Squidward. She's efficient and more importantly: I don't have to pay her. Squidward: So, I'm fired? No more taking orders? No more interacting with customers? No more SpongeBob?! I'm free! Ha Ha! I'm free! Whoo. Mr. Krabs: Not so fast, Mr. Squidward. Ivy (gray): Hi there, can I get a Krabby Patty and a side of coral bits please? Karen: You'll get your Krabby Patty when I'm good and ready! Sorry, I'm just... ...going through a lot emotionally, right now.","Well, you know what cheers me up when I'm feeling down?" Karen: You defragment your hard drive?,"No, putting in a hard days work at the greatest job in the world: The Krusty Krab." "Plankton: Hey, what's the hold up, Karen 2? That secret formula's not going to steal itself, you know. Karen 2.0: I'm trying to open the door. You didn't exactly design me with arms, you know. Plankton: Yes, I suppose that's true. All right, I got this. What's she doing here? Karen, working at the Krusty Krab? What the?! Karen: Well, if it isn't Little Miss Home-Wrecker. Karen 2.0: And if it isn't the washed up analog has-been. Karen: Analog? Who you calling analog?! Karen 2.0: I see you've taken your proper role as a Cash Machine. Karen: At least I don't look like I was designed to be a glorified vacuum cleaner! Karen 2.0: Well, at least I can say I was designed. Karen: Why I oughta...! Karen 2.0: You rusty bucket of bolts. Karen: You glorified toaster oven! Karen 2.0: You poor excuse for a house wife. Nazz-Mini: Hey, what's going on? Dave: I don't know, but my money's on the one with the chrome back side. Mr. Krabs: Seriously? Did you just say money? Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the fight of the century! Where for only $5.99, and the purchase of two Krabby Patties, you will plead the answer to the age-old question. Which is superior? High-speed integrated circuits? Karen 2.0: Prepare to have your motherboard rattled. Mr. Krabs: ...Or old-school vacuum tubes and diodes? Karen: You're about to have your cookies crumbled! Karen 2.0: Bring it. Plankton: Wait! This isn't getting me any closer to the formula. Karen: Karen 2.0: That will defrag your algorithms. Plankton: Ow! Karen 2.0: Plankton? Karen: Stop! He's hurt! Karen 2.0: You're throwing in the towel? Karen: You heartless homepage-wrecking hussy! Karen: No one runs down my man. Planky, say something... Plankton: Take me home, baby... Karen: Even though you are a tiny green loser, I could never stay... ... mad ...at ...you. Plankton: Karen! Don't you leave me, Karen. Not again! Plankton: I hope this works... Oh, Karen, please wake up! I promise never to take you for granted again! Karen: What happened? Plankton: I had a reality check, that's what happened. Plankton: Come on. Let's go home to the Chum Bucket, honey. Karen: I had the strangest dream. I dreamt there were two of me! Plankton: Two of you? Heh, well that is strange. Mr. Krabs: Oh, great. There goes me revenue. What am I gonna do now?","Well, we could rebuild Karen 2." -"Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order, beep, beep? Mr. Krabs: Keep it up, Mr. Squidward. The kids love robots. Squidward: Oh, well. I wouldn't do to have my face in a toilet right now.", "Patrick: ♪Makin' it clean, and livin' a dream. Makin' a scene, I'm makin' it clean, I'm makin' it clean. I'm makin' it clean!♪","Hey, buddy, what are you cleaning for?" Patrick: ‘Cause I'm expecting some very important company.,Who's that? "Patrick: My big sister, Sam!","Wow, I didn't know you had a sister!" Patrick: Nobody does. I lost her in the surf when we were kids.,"Gee, I'm sorry, Patrick." Patrick: Sam took care of me when I was just nursing on coral. She was my... my... my... rock!,"It's gonna be okay... you're gonna see her again... today... right... today? Come on... cheer up, buddy. Hey, I'll make sure her visit here will be extra super special, no matter what!" "Patrick: Thanks, man, you're right. I can't wait to make up for our lost years! Squidward: Would you two pipe down! Patrick: Sorry, I was getting my place ready for my sister. Squidward: Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you. Sam: Squidward: Patrick: ...Sam! Sam: Brubber! Patrick: Sis! Sam: Patrick: It's so good to see you. Sam: You. Sister Sam. Have much catch up to do. Patrick: Wow, you pack a wallop, sis. Sam, this is my best friend, SpongeBob.","Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way. Yeah long way, heh heh, go back." -Sam: Yellow square touch brubber! Make sister Sam mad! Patrick: I cleaned my rock just for you., "Patrick: Let’s go inside and play. Sam: House too small. Make bigger. Patrick: Hey, great idea! I'll just go and get some tools and- Sam: No. Patrick: Huh? Sam: I have tools right here. Squidward: Oh, dear Neptune. Didn't you hear me- Sam: Patrick: Thanks, sis! Sam: Sister Sam loves to make rock for brubber. Squidward: Well, make rock some where else. My house is full of sand. Sam: If big nose no like sand, big nose move! Squidward: This is way beyond my property line. Hey, Patrick, that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister! Construction humor. Sam: No laughing!","No, no, don't be upset with Squidward. He doesn't mean it, don't you, Squidward?" "Squidward: Oh, I mean it, alright. She's a big buffoon, just like Patrick. Except bigger, and dumber, and bufoonier. Sam:","Oh, Squidward, you jokester." -Sam: Squidward: Do you think she looks a little... miffed? Sam: Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam! Patrick: Shame on you two! Look what you've done! Squidward: Look what we've done?! Sam: Squidward:, "Tuck: Golly-doo-diddley, Clem, that was a nice toss. Clem: Wasn't me, Tuck. My money's on the little missie over yonder. Patrick: Awwww, hey, sis, don't listen to those... meanies. Hey, the new rock is looking kinda... boring. What do you say we decorate it? Sam: Blecorate? Patrick: You can call it whatever you like, sis, as long as we make it spiffy! Squidward: Sam: Make new house spiffy. Spiffy! Squidward: Hey, you can't do that, that's my window! Sam: Blecorate. Patrick: That's the spirit, Sis. Squidward: Oh no. That is definitely not the spirit, Patrick. Your sister is out of control! Patrick: Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace! Squidward: You can blecor-decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it! Sam: More spiffy! Squidward: But that's from... My house! That's it! I've had my fill of this thieving brute! Patrick: How dare you call my sister a thief, just because she took some of your things...","Easy now, gents, let's not let tempers flare. Now don't you think, Patrick, it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?" "Patrick: No I don't. Not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit. I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well!","It's not like that at all, Patrick. I was just-" "Sam: Shush! Meanies make brubber's eyes water! Meanies go home! Patrick: Come on, sis. They won't bother us under our rock. Sam: Meanies is mean. . Squidward:","Squidward... wait, Squidward, w-wait! Before you do anything too rash, let me try to talk to them." @@ -614,7 +606,6 @@ Mrs. Puff: Just start driving. Turn this boat around immediately!,"Right away, "Announcer: Next up, Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D. Teenage Fish #1: Hey, dude, pass the 3D glasses. This is supposed to be, like, in 3D. Teenage Fish #2:: Oh, yeah, right! Driver: Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare! Teenage Fish #1 and #2: Wow! Mrs. Puff: I think it's safe to say you have once again, failed your driving test!","Uh, but, Mrs, Puff, I-" "Mrs. Puff: No buts, SpongeBob! You fail this test over and over! I'm beginning to think you are simply... unteachable! Now, get out of my sight!","I...I... I-I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff!" "Teenage Fish: Dude, this is, like, the gnarliest 3-D movie ever! Mrs. Puff: If only SpongeBob could pass his boating test, he'd be out of my life once and for all. Unfortunately, I keep getting reminded of the consequences if I get too angry with the little nuisance. I can't even leave town without violating my parole. If there was only some way that I didn't have to live in fear. Fear! That's the answer! SpongeBob is afraid of the driving course! So it would stand to reason that if he took the driving test somewhere else besides the driving course, he would pass! Of course! The answer's been in front of me all along! I'll test SpongeBob on a real road and then he'll be out of my life forever! Yeah! What could possibly go wrong?","Not now, Gary. Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? Come back later; I'm wallowing." -"Mrs. Puff: Good morning, SpongeBob!", Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? SpongeBob? SpongeBob!,"I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff. I am trying to stay out of your sight." "Mrs. Puff: Oh, that! Let's forget what I said. It's time to take a fresh approach.","Mrs. Puff, I...You said...Don't you remember? I'm un-" "Mrs. Puff: We don't have time for this, SpongeBob. We have a long day of driving ahead of us.","Mrs. Puff, why have you taken me to this weathery moat and slightly scary landscape?" @@ -685,7 +676,6 @@ Delivery Guy: I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. Patrick: Why Patrick: Yes.,"You need a jar. No. No. No. Try...this! Now take the lid off the jar. Just relax. Lift your hand. Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. No, the lid. Freeze! Almost there. Now head for the lid. Cold. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire! Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. Exactly as I do. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. No, no, Patrick, you did it! That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it." Patrick: Yeah. Remember when I had my hand up? And I put it on the lid?,"That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... Huh? Well, back to the ol' grind." "Patrick: Well, back to the ol' grind.",Forget my hat. -"Patrick: Uh, me, too.", SpongeBob and Patrick: Whew!,Dropped my spatula. "Patrick: Uhh, me, too. Ow!",Aha! You're copying me! Patrick: Yes.,Why are you doing that? @@ -719,7 +709,6 @@ Patrick: Hm..... nope. No. Nope. Nope. Uh-uh. No. Nah.,How about this? Old Man Walker: Hello. Patrick: Uh-uh.,"Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures! Ew. Barnacle Boy's all chewed up. And slimy." "Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.","Ugh, there is just nothing to play with." Patrick: There's gotta be something we can do. Squidward: Ladda-de ladd-dum ladda-do... Hey! What are you doing in my house?,"Hi, Squidward. Can you think of anything fun we can do?" -"Squidward: Get out! Patrick: We already thought of that one. Squidward: I believe this pile belongs to you. Old Man Walker: Where are we goin' now, boys?", "Patrick: Ugh. I'm so bored. There's gotta be something we can do! SpongeBob and Patrick: It's Coming? Oh, boy! ♪It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!♪ Patrick: Almost there! SpongeBob and Patrick: We're almost there! Patrick: Here it is!",Welcome to Bikini Bottom's newest... Toy store?! Ahhhhh! Patrick: Ohhhhh!,Oh yeah! SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah! Whoooo!,"Well, we're here." @@ -846,8 +835,6 @@ Patrick: Forehead on yellow.,Left foot on green. [kicks Squidward in the face. H "Plankton: Jackpot! And now to extract the secret recipe. Careful. Careful. SpongeBob & Patrick: Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, twenty! Ready or not, here we... Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. Whipped cream! Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! Sha-veeng g-el. I've always wanted a beard!","Me too! Do you want one too, Squidbeard?" "Squidward: Wha...? Oh! Has it been 50 years already? Yes! I knew I'd still be hot! Plankton: Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! Squidward: Hello, future! Yes! Huh? What the...?! Where's my museum? The future is the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this! I'm waiting another 50 years! Plankton: Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! Squidward: Dig me out when my life doesn't stink. Karen: Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy. Plankton: Quiet, Karen. Just bring me more prunes. Narrator: Ahhh... The Krusty Krab, Bikini Bottom's answer to fine dining. And here we see one of its patrons now. Ah... yes, moving on. Oh, it is the SpongeBob, creator of the fine cuisine within. Now let us watch. Squidward: One Krabby Patty, extra grease.",Whoa! Squidward: Mmm.,Ooh! -Squidward:, -Squidward: Grr..., "Squidward: All right, let me see it. The Krusty Krab work schedule, what's so great about this?","What's so... why, it's my happy book. The Krusty Krab is where all of my happiest memories occurred." "Squidward: Hmmm... Oops, I accidentally burned up your memories.","Don't worry, Squidward. I have a whole cabinet of backups. So what's your happiest memory, Squidward?" "Squidward: Ummm, let me think... I guess I don't have a happiest memory. Oh, well. Squidward: Yes?!","Squidward, you don't have a happiest memory?" @@ -904,8 +891,6 @@ Patrick: I can't wait to see look on their face once they hear this.,Did you see Patrick: Yeah. Did you see his ears?,"I didn't know they could turn inside out like that. Now, how are we going to get your record on the radio?" Patrick: What record?,I got an idea! We just have to play your record from the top of this antenna. Patrick: Carry me?,Huh? Patrick-- -"Patrick: Tally ho! Mush! Onward and upward! Faster, SpongeBob! Faster! Oh! Hmm-- this record won't stay put.", -Patrick: Good idea., "Patrick: Oh, yeah. I forgot. Lead Singer: ♪Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star--♪ Ralph: Lead Singer: ♪--I made myself a sandwich, my mommy named it Fred--♪ Billy: It's in my head! Lead Singer: ♪--It tastes like beans and bacon, and smells like it's been dead,♪ ♪Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil--♪ Frank: Lucky. Lead Singer: ♪--Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point--♪ Harold: This song always makes me think of you. Lead Singer: ♪--P.U., what's that horrible smell?♪ Singer: Drum solo! Billy: Stop! Lead Singer: ♪--I have a head, it ends in a point--♪ Fish: My ears! Lead Singer: ♪--Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point--♪ ♪--This song is over, except for this line--♪ Old Man Walker: I like it. Lead Singer: ♪--you win this round, broccoli!♪","Well, it looks like Bikini Bottom is throwing a party. and you know what a party needs." "Patrick: Uh, bean dip?","Yes, that is important. But I was thinking about music! Turn it up, Patrick!" Lead Singer: ♪It tastes like beans and bacon--♪ Fred: Where is that awful song coming from? Lead Singer: ♪--And it smells like it's been dead--♪ Fred: To the radio station! Lou: Torches! Get your torches! Harold: Pitchforks! You can't be an angry mob without pitchforks! Peterson: Cotton Candy! Get your cotton candy! Can't throw a riot without cotton candy! Lead Singer: ♪--I have a head. It ends in a point--♪,"Look at that, Patrick!" @@ -920,7 +905,6 @@ Mr. Krabs: Probably.,Tomorrow is Bring Your Pet To Work day! Mr. Krabs: I don't need a special day for that. Squidward's here every day! Squidward: Nice. REAL NICE!,Umm... Can I buy that patty? Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Sure.,Alright! Gary's gonna be so excited! "Mr. Krabs: Oh, SpongeBob! I almost forgot. The price is double for pets because they're so special.","Good idea! Thanks again, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!" -"Mr. Krabs: Whoa, what?", "Mr. Krabs: What, what?!",We're all out of Krabby Patties! Mr. Krabs: Did you check the freezer?!,"I checked the freezer, the spare freezer, the back-up freezer, the extra freezer, the rear freezer, the micro freezer, and the freezer under the stairs!" Mr. Krabs: What about the freezer in the attic?,We don't have an attic. @@ -1146,7 +1130,6 @@ Squidward: Somebody let me out of this thing already! Mr. Krabs: Home sweet hom Mr. Krabs: Everything's just how I left it.,"And slowly... Ever so slowly... The ancient crypt door creeps open... And from the festering brine of the darkest darkness, crawled forth monsters of such vile nature, whose appearance was so hideous and threatening, that the author died trying to recount them in this novel! That story is so scary! But it's only a story, right, Gary? Why don't you sleep up here tonight, Gary? Well, I guess I should turn off the light now. Sure is dark. Oh, it's just a chair! I guess I'm imagining things in the dark. Whoa! Another monster! Oh, it's just a coral branch. Nothing to be scared of! What was that?" "Mr. Krabs: Hey, Squidward, have you seen SpongeBob? Mr. Krabs: Whoa. You don't look so good, laddie.","Oh, it's nothing, Mr. Krabs. I just had a rough night. But it's nice and bright today!" "Mr. Krabs: Meandering mermaids! What's all this racket, boy?",The dark! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! -"Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Get a hold of yourself, boy.", "Mr. Krabs: What is it now, boy?","Whenever I blink, I see nothing but the darkness!" Mr. Krabs: Then don't blink.,"Great idea, Mr. Krabs. Yes, it's working..." "Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, thats enough! We've got fifty orders to fill! Now go in the cooler and get some fresh patties.","You want me to go in there? Save me, the darkness!" @@ -1579,7 +1562,6 @@ Mr. Krabs: Day...35...!,"8,659..." "Mr. Krabs: Boy, I'm worried that... Got it?","I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?" "Mr. Krabs: Sure, I said I'm worried that...","That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: Stay back! I'm warning you!" Mr. Krabs: All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to...,"No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy! Holy shrimp! They're everywhere!" -Krabby Patty: What?, Sally: I told you that shirt was hideous.,"No, no! I want to live! I want to live Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties." "Mr. Krabs: There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your Spatular.",Spatular. Mr. Krabs: and here's the grill.,Grill. @@ -2321,14 +2303,11 @@ Plankton: I better go while the going's good. Abominable Snow Mollusk: Jellybe "Mr. Krabs: Good word, boy! Don't sneak up on me like that.",The fan... it... "Mr. Krabs: You're not wearing shoes, lad. You're not going Section 8 on me, are ya?","I was wearing shoes. They... It's so hot, they melted off." Mr. Krabs: Melted off? Squidward: The fan stopped working. Mr. Krabs: Huh?,"Mr. Krabs, you didn't... forget... to pay the power bill again, did you?" -Mr. Krabs: Of course not! Here. Just fan yourself with some of this junk mail I keep finding in me mail box., -"Mr. Krabs: That reminds me. Where are all me customers? Squidward: Probably out enjoying this beautiful day where it was meant to be enjoyed. Mr. Krabs: Could you be a little more specific? Squidward: They're at the beach. Mr. Krabs: Boys, I forgot to tell ya! Close up shop. We're going to the beach today! Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there! Nat: Whoa! Mr. Krabs: My name is Eugene Krabs and I would like to know if I could interest either one of you in a fresh, delicious...", "Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patty, fresh off the grill! Frank: Are they free? Mr. Krabs: Yes! Today, they're only three dollars! Each. Frank: Sounds great. But I left my wallet up on the sand. Squidward: I told you! Sandy: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-",What? Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Frank: Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw! I love the beach!,"Oh, that noise was Sandy." "Sandy: Y'all be careful! Looks like some big waves a-comin'! Squidward: Who are you? Mr. Krabs: Either you buy a patty, or get off me wave! Sandy: Cowabunga! Squidward: What next? Patrick:","Aloha, Patrick!" "Mr. Krabs: Hey, there, young feller! How'd you like to be our first customer in over seventeen working days? Patrick: I'd love to! Mr. Krabs: Squidward, show him the menu. Squidward: Patrick: Uh, I can't quite see it from here. I'll just have to climb on board.","Ha, ha, ha! That's a good one Patrick: on-board! Whoa!" "Mr. Krabs: Careful! You're gonna capsize us! Patrick: Almost up! Squidward: You idiot! Patrick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Eeeeeeee!",Patrick! Look out! -"Sandy: Locals only! Patrick: What'd she say? Mr. Krabs: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh! Aaaaahhhhhh! SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! SpongeBob and Patrick: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sandy: Wipeouuuuuuuuuuuuuut! Mr. Krabs: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Wha? Where'd the beach go? These waters are calm. Too calm. Black sky. Water spouts.... of blood. Jelly donuts falling from the sky. What could this mean? There's only one logical answer. I've landed right in the middle of Dutchman's Triangle. Right above Davy Jones' Locker. In the Devil's Galley. Awesome Eddie: Guys, look!", "Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing with that seaweed?",Just dragging it around. "Twitch: Hey there, home-dads.",Huh? Twitch: Welcome to our remote island.,Island? @@ -2371,7 +2350,6 @@ Big One: Squidward: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!,"Hang on, Squidward! This is it! Mr. Krabs: Who said that?,Mr. Krabs! I never even got a chance to tell him that I... JKL: Looking for this?,JKL! And Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: And Cashy! Cashy!,JKL! No! -JKL: Little dude... I was born to do this. Big One: Squidward: I guess the Big One prefers a high-protein meal. Patrick: Now what are we gonna do?, "Nat: You hear a noise? Lifeguard: Everybody, look! A You-foe! Jimmy-Gus: A spaceman! Harold\Bill: Don't make any funny moves, spaceman! You're not conquering our world without a fight! Sandy: I'm not a spaceman, you dunder-head! It's me, Sandy! SpongeBob's friend. Beach goers: Sandy: Shucks. Now I'll never find SpongeBob and Patrick. Gus: Who? Sandy: My friends. They went surfing and never returned. Gus: Is one of them, like, a little square dude with big teeth? Sandy: You some kinda mind-reader? Gus: No. People: Welcome home!","Hey, Twitch!" "Twitch: Grab a guitar, dude! Let's party! Big G: Patrick: I love this song! Mr. Krabs: Squidward: Look!",JKL! JKL: Just keep breathing. Mr. Krabs: Cashy!,"Turn it up, Chip! You know, Patrick, the Jellyfish migration is my favorite time of year! For three whole days, jellyfish from around the globe gather on one spot to trade jelly secrets. Patrick, look! It's a blue-crested blaster! I've never seen one before! They're really rare. And a speckled squirter! A two fisted Jumper! And a gold-throated stinger!" @@ -2526,7 +2504,6 @@ Patrick: SpongeBob! SpongeBob!,"What is it, buddy?" Patrick: Will you scratch my tummy? Ah... Larry: Help me pick out a tie? Squidward: Clean my bathtub? Mrs. Puff: Balance my checkbook? Plankton: Help spread the word of evil? Hat Fish: Untangle my phone chords? Cap Fish: Do my geometry? Nancy: Talk to my plants. Gray Fish: Rub my scalp? Mmm... oh yeah!,"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be at Jellyfish Fields right now. But instead, I'm rubbing your scalp. And I don't even know who you are." "Gray Fish: But, we went to elementary school together.",Dennis? Dennis: Mmm... oh yeah! Cap Fish: SpongeBob! Monroe: Hey SpongeBob! Fred: SpongeBob!,"If I don't give these feverish favor-seekers the slip, I'll never get to fly with the jellyfish." -Monroe: Hey! There he is!, Monroe: He's getting away! Light Purple Fish: No! He owes us favors! Monroe: Get him!,I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields. I'm gonna make it! "Nat: He's headed for Jellyfish Fields! We'll never catch him now! Jenkins: I'll take care of this! Crowd: It's Cannonball Jenkins! Jenkins: I told you nothing good would come from city folk and their flying machines! Fred: What have we done? Come on, everybody! I think a proper burial is in order. A pair of pants like these come around... once in a lifetime.","Well, it was fun while it lasted. I guess I'm not meant to fly after all. Huh? Hey! My jellyfish friends are helping me fly! Without pants! I guess it just goes to show... ♪You don't need a plane to fly♪ ♪Plastic wings may make you cry♪ ♪Kites are made for windy days. Lawn chair with balloons... fly away♪ ♪Inflatable pants... you may as well skip!♪ ♪If you want to fly, all you need... is friendship. Yeah.♪ Goodbye, jellies! You taught me a valuable lesson. Although I'm not quite sure what it was." Patrick: Hey! Let's fly down to the pizza house for a slice.,"No more flying for me, Patrick. I'll leave that to the jellyfish." @@ -2579,7 +2556,6 @@ Customers: We want onions! Cheese! Yeah!,Ready for the grand finale? Sandy: Laser wrench.,Mm-hmm. Sandy: Nope.,Ah. Sandy: Uh-uh.,Mm? -Sandy: Not even close., Sandy: No. No. No.,Oh! "Sandy: Ugh, fine! It'll do. Sandy: Hm?",I'll get it! "Rosy Cheeks: Surprise! Hi-ya, sis! Macadamia: Howdy! Hazelnut: Auntie! Pistachio: Sandy! Sandy: Oh! I didn't expect y'all till tomorrow. Rosy Cheeks: I know how much you love your nieces y'know, so I brought 'em a day early. Sandy: SpongeBob, this here's my sister, Rosy and my three nieces. This'n here's Macadamia. Macadamia: How do? Sandy: Hazelnut. Hazelnut: How do? Sandy: And little Pistachio. Pistachio: How d— Sandy: Girls, this is my friend, SpongeBob!","Aww, what sweet little angels!" @@ -2991,8 +2967,6 @@ Sandy: Please don't make us leave!,♪We're Bikini Bottom bound!♪ Squidward: Stop saying that!,♪I even love the sound!♪ All: ♪Goodbye Atlantis!♪,♪Bikini Bottom is the greatest place to be! I can--♪ "All: ♪Goodbye Atlantis!♪ Patchy: Pretty good story, eh, kids? I found Encino. But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... Norbluckfive's mother: Sorry, sir. Our son Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again. Patchy: No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Norbluckfive's mother: Okay, hand it over, Norbluckfive. We'll fix your town, Beardy. Patchy: Beardy? Well, Look's like everything's back to the right size, eh, Potty? Potty? Potty: Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Patchy: Ow! Well, kids, I'm a little busy right now, but, be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy. Ow! And more SpongeBob SquarePants. Potty, will you get off of me! Mr. Krabs: Who's ready for some excitement? SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Pearl: We are! Mr. Krabs: Who is ready for some fun? SpongeBob and Patrick: We are! Mr. Krabs: Who's ready to look at some vacation pictures? Patrick and Sandy: We... huh? Mr. Krabs: I'm sure you know this charming fellow! Here's the one that almost got away! Look at these pile towers of golden green! Here's how the whole thing started! Squidward: That will be $6.75, please. Mr. Krabs: Attention! Attention, all employees of the Krusty Krab! Report immediately to the main office! Squidward: Frankie Billy: Hey! What about my change?",You called Mr. Krabs? -"Mr. Krabs: That's right. You better have a seat laddy. Gentlemen! I have an announcement to make. As of tomorrow, I'm closing the Krusty Krab. Squidward: Hallelujah!", -"Mr. Krabs: Relax, boy! I'm just going on vacation for a few days. Yesiree, laddy! I think the old Krusty Krab can afford a few days in dried up while I take little Pearl to a long, overdue vacation. And I was kinda hoping, that you come along with us, SpongeBob. Come along with us, SpongeBob. Come along with us...For a nominal fee of course. So, what do think, boy?", Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? SpongeBob!?,Yes! Please! "Mr. Krabs: Great! We'll have some fun! Mr. Krabs: Pearl, my dear! Are you all packed and ready to go? Pearl: You bet your bottom dollar! Mr. Krabs: Me bottom dollar? Why I never do that! Pearl: It's just an expression daddy. I just mean I'm really excited! Gasp!",La la la la la la la la la! Pearl: Daddy! One of your employees is in the back seat!,🎵Going on vacation with Mr. Krabs! Going on vacation with his daughter Pearl! Going on vacation with the whole Krabs clan! La la la la la la!🎵 I'm a vaaacation man! Hey travel buddies! @@ -3447,7 +3421,6 @@ Patrick: Frothy frappe?,F-f-f-f... "Patrick: Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best gig I know! I tell you what. Meet me tomorrow morning, and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle.","Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have to wor-- oh. Yeah, okay." "Patrick: Great. See you then. Patrick: Oh! Hey, buddy! Are you ready? Ready for your first day of glorious unemployment? Or as I like to call it, fun-employment!","Yeah, sure. Whatever." "Patrick: That's the spirit! Now, the first stop on our tour of fun-employment is a healthy breakfast with our good friend Mr. Squidward. Hey, Squidward! How are you this fine morning? Squidward: How many times do I have to tell you... Keep.. Off... My... ... Petunias!!?! Patrick: I'll just save this for later. Now you try.","Uh... Hey, Squidward. Look at me. I'm fun-employed!" -"Patrick: Hey, you're good at this. Next on our i-tin-er-ary, a brief mid-morning siesta. Gary: Meow.", Patrick: Are you feeling any better yet?,Uh-uh. "Patrick: Come on, SadPants. You know what always picks me up?",Nope. Patrick: Free lunch with friends!,Yippee. @@ -3471,7 +3444,6 @@ Pizza Pete: You're fired!,But who'll make the Krabby Patties? "Pizza Pete: Krabby Patties? What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab?","Like I need his dumb job, anyway. I hope his pepperoni falls off. Hey, taco man, may I have a job, por favor?" Senor Taco: Hmm. All right. Let's see what you can do with a burrito.,How about that? Senor Taco: Interesting. It's some sort of burrito patty. Hmm. Who'd like to taste it? Pilar: I'll give it a go! Senor Taco: You're fired!,"But I've given you the best years of my life, Mr. Krabs!" -Senor Taco: Get to stepping!, Noodleman: You're fired!,Aah! Noodleman: And take your noodle patty with you!,"Oh, I'll take it, all right. I'll take it to go! Home. For years I worked at the Krusty Krab. Now I've been fired five times in one day. Who are you going to cook for now, SpongeBob?" Gary: Meow.,"Sorry, Gary, you must be starving. Don't worry gare-bear. I'll open up a can of Snailpo for you. Oh, no. We're all out of Snailpo. We'll just have to make our own. Perfect! One homemade can of Snailpo!" @@ -3681,7 +3653,6 @@ Sandy: Too bad you forgot your umbrella!,♪ I didn't! ♪ "Sandy: Well, it's about time you showed up.",But you were... I saw you by the... I want a rematch! First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner! Sandy: Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter.,I can underwater! I'm... Hydrodynamically designed! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube? "Sandy: Why don't you ask my behind! That is, if you can catch it! What do you say to that, HydroPants?",I'd say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! -halfway there!-halfway there! -Sandy: Hey!, Sandy: Thanks for the face lift! You see? I told ya you didn't have a chan-,There you are! Ain't that just like a land creature to keep a sea creature waiting! Sandy: I thought y'all wanted a rematch.,I did! And I took a head start like you did! "Sandy: Well, I was just funning with you that time! But I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair!","I guess we don't, air breather!" @@ -3924,9 +3895,7 @@ Mr. Krabs: Me money! What do you think you're doing? That ain't yours. Thank "Mr. Krabs: Help?! I think you've helped quite enough today. And don't even think about coming back here until that destructive device of yours is gone! Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, how was work?","Oh, an absolute disaster. I can't do anything without this stupid wringer getting in the way. Patrick, I am nothing more than a-- a bike rack. A sad, sad, sad, sad little bike rack." Patrick: Hey! Don't you go crying on me! Crying never solves anything. I know what always makes you feel better.,You were right! Ice cream always makes me feel better! Patrick: Dig in!,I can't even eat ice cream now! This dumb wringer's in the way! -"Patrick: Bummer. Hey, you know what? Forget this place. Let's go to the carnival. That's the funnest spot in the ocean. Patrick: Look! The ball toss! Ball Toss Vendor: Step right up, folks! Toss a ball, hit the cans, and win a stuffed seahorse! Patrick: We want to play! Ball Toss Vendor: Sure. Give me your best shot. Patrick: Thanks. Woohoo! Now you try.", "Patrick: Ohh! Oh! The spinning steering wheels! Oh, we got to do that!",I don't know... I have too much eye pain. -"Patrick: Oh, come on! How many times does the carnival come to town?! Ready?", Patrick: SpongeBob?,"Oh, dear Neptune! Why?!" "Patrick: Hey, pal, want some of my cotton candy? They gave it to me when I won the dart tournament. I got this, too! Check it out!","That's nice, Patrick, but I don't want any cotton candy." "Patrick: Well, have some. It'll make you feel better.",I said I don't want any! @@ -4021,7 +3990,6 @@ Patrick: Wooooooooooo.,"Just stop chopping, okay, Patrick?" "Patrick: And in the spirit of healing, I vow to use my hands only to join things together, starting here!","Hey, great job, Patrick! I like the architectural details." Patrick #2: HIYAAA!,Patrick! I thought you gave up chopping! "Patrick: Oh, I did. Unfortunately, we sea stars have limbs that grow new bodies. Patrick #2: HIYYAA!","Hey, somebody left me a package! Heavy! I wonder what's inside." -Stanley: Hello., Stanley: Phew! Cramped in there.,Cousin Stanley! Stanley: Cousin SpongeBob!,"So, what brings you to Bikini Bottom, Stanley?" "Stanley: Uncle Sherm said I should come visit you. I have a note from him somewhere. Oh, right. It's in here. Here it is.","Dear SpongeBob. I'm sending your cousin Stanley to live with you. He can't hold down a job and he ruins everything he touches. I can't take it anymore. Maybe you can straighten him out. Love, Uncle Sherm. Well, you're always welcome here, Stanley! My pineapple is your pineapple." @@ -4092,7 +4060,6 @@ Sandy: 'm going to take this bull by the horns!,Are we gonna get consumed in a g Sandy: Not if I can keep her nose up we aren't. Hang on! It's gonna get bumpy when we hit the atmosphere. Yeehaw!,My goodness! Sandy: Yeehaw! Yeehaw!,"Oh, oh my gosh! Sandy! Sandy, are you okay? Oh, Sandy. I'm sorry I ruined your vacation." "Sandy: Ruined? Oh heck no! That was the most fun I've had in a toad's age! Once I get my rocket fixed, you and me is heading to Mars. Now, let's go grab another one of them sheet cakes. Both of them: Nat: Boy, good thing I remembered my umbrella. Mable: Me too. Abigail Marge: Come on kids. Dave: Ahh, too bad I forgot my umbrella. Mr. Krabs: Ahhh, the end of another successful business day. You know Squidward this kind of day always reminds me of money Ahhahhahah.... Squidward: Ohh yeah, that's nice. I'll be here working while you.....AHHHHHHHH! Uhhhh. Uhhh...Ummmm...I'm sorry mam, but were closed. . I know you're hungry but- . Uhhh...but we really are closed. Thank-you, come-again. Squidward: Hey!! Closed means closed, Grandma! Oh boy, Some people... Madame Hagfish: One Krabby Patty please. Squidward: I told you...we're closed! I was supposed to get out of here ten minutes ago! And besides, I already cashed the register out. Madame Hagfish: Ohh, but I- Squidward: No. Madame Hagfish: I- Squidward: No. Madame Hagfish: I- Squidward: No way. Madame Hagfish: Please I- Squidward: Never... Madame Hagfish: I brought exact change... Squidward: Ah-ha, that is what they cost...20 years ago. Krabby Patties cost $4.50, lady. Madame Hagfish: Oh dear. Seems I'm just one short. Mr. Krabs: No way granny! Madame Hagfish: Oh, But it's all I have. Please... Squidward: Nope. Madame Hagfish: Ohhh pleasssseeee.",How sad. -"Madame Hagfish: Pleasse, Oh, pleaaasee...", "Madame Hagfish: You haven't seen the last of me!!!! Mr. Krabs: Well, I've certainly seen enough . Squidward: What a creepy old hagfish, I thought she'd never leave. Mr. Krabs: Aye, good job there, SpongeBob. Say, what did you tell here that finally drove her out? I may need to know in case she ever comes back .",Need to know in case she ever- . Have a good night Mr. Krabs. "Mr. Krabs: Oh, you too SpongeBob. Have a good- Night...",Old lady? Old lady? Madame Hagfish: Here I am. Right were you told me to meet you.,"Actually I told you to meet me two paces to the left. Oh good, you're here! I brought the stuff." @@ -4380,7 +4347,6 @@ Squidward: The storm must've stopped.,"Squidward, wait!" "Squidward: Woo-hoo! So long, suckers! Squidward: Oof! Oh, curse you, Preflumster! Plankton: More fruit punch, SpongeBob?","You know, Plankton, when you invited me over, I thought it was another trick to get the Krabby Patty formula. Now, I see you just love social gatherings in the workplace!" "Plankton: Oh, I love office parties. We got roller chair races and karaoke. Hey! I know a gag we can do. Copy our faces on the new copy machine!",Ooh! Should I put my face on the glass? Plankton: Why don't you lay your whole body down? That glass is big enough.,How's this? Like this? What about this? Is this good? -Plankton: Just lay face-down and keep still., Plankton: Alright. Party's over. Go home!,Aw...But I'd like some more fruit punch. "Plankton: No more punch for you! You don't look so good, SpongeBob. I suggest you take the day off tomorrow.",Nah! I feel fine! Plankton: Are you sure?,"Now that you ask, I don't know. I think I just felt a twinge!" @@ -4583,7 +4549,6 @@ DoodleBob: You Doodle! Me SpongeBob! Huh?,"Be careful with that thing! Who know Patrick: It's the evil Doodle!,"No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose." Patrick: So... he's a drawing?,Exactly! See how happy he is? Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy.,"Oh, great Magic Pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?" -Patrick: Ready! French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump. Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener. Artist: NOOOOO!!! Patrick:, "Squidward: Can you two be quiet?! Squidward: Didn't think so. What are you barnacle heads doing, anyway?","Patrick and I are practicing our favorite noises. Mine is a dolphin, laughing." "Patrick: And my favorite is the plaintiff song of the blue whale. Ahem. Whale Businessman: Huh? Did you hear that? Fish Businessman: What's wrong, Frank? Frank: That song. It sounds just like Martha! Fish Businessman: Frank, how many times do I have to tell you? Martha's no good for you! She's just no good! Squidward: Why would you want to practice such horrible sounds?",It's one of the activities in our favorite magazine. Simple-Ton: A ton of simple things to do! Squidward: It must very challenging for you!,"Oh, it is." @@ -4598,14 +4563,12 @@ Patrick: Aww!,Is your best friend's belly button have an innie or an outie? Patrick: No peeking!,"No need to peek, Patrick. I can do this with my eyes closed! You haaaaaaaaaave..." Patrick: Oh! What will his answer be? Squidward: The suspense is killing me!,...an innie! "Patrick: Well, let's just check that theory! Innie! Wow! How does he do it? Squidward: Magic. Patrick: My turn! But, give me some hard questions. Not like those softballs you answered.",Okay! First question: What is your best friend's favorite color? -"Patrick: Aw, man! Pulling out the big guns. Color. Color.", "Patrick: No, no! No hints! Blue! No, clear! No! That's not it. Hold on, hold on. 14.",The answer is...beige. "Patrick: Oh, barnacles! Oh, I was so close.",Question 2: Is your best friend left-handed or right-handed? "Patrick: Oh, tricky, tricky. Hmm, right, or, left? Right-handed!","Sorry, Patrick, I'm ambidextrous!" "Patrick: Oh, fish paste!","Next question: Does your best friend have an innie, or an outie belly button?" "Patrick: Belly button, huh? Hmm. An innie!","Sorry, Patrick. I have an outie." Patrick: Tartar sauce!,"Well, I'm sure you'll get the next one right! What is your best friend's favorite food?" -Patrick: Uh..., Patrick: Oh! Oh! I remember! Your favorite food is a chum burger!,No. Patrick: I thought for sure I had that one.,"Okay, let's try an easy one. Is your best friend a boy or a girl?" "Patrick: Ooh. That's a toughie. Hmm. Rugged biceps. Yet, delicate eyelashes. Pass!","Uh, last question!" @@ -4617,7 +4580,6 @@ Patrick: Ooh! It's right on the tip of my tongue!,Five seconds. Patrick: Triangle!,"Uh, no." "Squidward: Idiots, wrecking my boat. Squidward: So, who won your stupid quiz? Patrick: It was a tie.","Well it wasn’t a tie, but we had lots of fun." "Squidward: Let me see that. a triangle?! Patrick didn't know anything about you! And he's supposed to be your best friend? Patrick: I know, it's like we're not friends at all!","Now, now. Patrick may not have passed the quiz, but like a true best friend, he's always here for me. Right, Patrick? Patrick?" -Patrick: Ice cream! Squidward: Looks like your best friend isn't a friend at all!, "Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! I got you an ice cream.","Thank you, best friend, Patrick." Patrick: It's your favorite! Dill Pickle Swirl with mustard and extra bacon bits!,"Patrick, this is your favorite ice cream. My favorite is, plain vanilla." "Patrick: Oh, oh right. Well, more ice cream for me! Patrick: Oh, can I borrow five bucks?","Here! Take your dirty, rotten money! Ahhah! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!" @@ -5211,19 +5173,13 @@ Bubble Bass: Ow! My bad back! I guess you two will have to move everything with "Bubble Bass: Ooh, ahh, I guess you'll have to pack my stuff too. But remember with gastric prizes await your mouths.","Oh, Patrick" Bubble Bass:,"Okay, Patrick, let's get p-p-p-packing!" Patrick:,Oh... -Patrick:, -Both: Patrick:, -Patrick:, "Patrick: All right, that's the last of it.","Whew, I hope we didn't leave anything behind." -Patrick: Kids:, Old Man Jenkins: Both:,"Oh pardon us, ma'am, but could you walk around?" "Ms. Mildred: Walk around? Hmph, I'm Lady Upturn the 333rd, and you want me to walk around? I'm afraid you just have to back it up.","Back it up? Okay. Back it up, Patrick." Patrick: What'd you say?,"Oh, oh, oh!" -Patrick:, Ms. Mildred: Both (SpongeBob and Patrick): Ms. Mildred: Oh! Both (SpongeBob and Patrick): Huh?,"Phew, hey, Patrick, from now on, we gotta be more careful. Huh? Patrick..." Patrick:,"Oh, focus, Patrick, focus!" Patrick: Okay.,"Ah, that's perfect." -Patrick: Both: Hmm? Snail: Old Man Jenkins: I can walk! Oh! 'Kids: Oh! Old Man Jenkins: Babies: Both (SpongeBob and Patrick): Babies?!, Both: Babies: Bag: Random People: Patrick: SpongeBob? Where are you?,I'm down here. "Patrick: Shall we, SpongeBob?","We shall, Patrick" Both: Babies: Both: Babies? No! Babies: Both: Whoa!,"Hmm...Hm? Hey, this is the address! We made it, Patrick! Nice aim, babies!" @@ -5237,7 +5193,6 @@ Patrick: Hiccups? I want some. I'm so hungry!,"Here comes another one, Patrick." Patrick:,"Thanks, buddy. We're almost there. Just a few more steps, and we'll claim that free lunch." Patrick: Yeah— Both:,"Well, this is a dilly of a pickle." "Babies: Ms. Mildred: Back it up! Both: Ms. Mildred: Back it up! Babies: Ms. Mildred: Both (SpongeBob and Patrick): Oof, ta-da, Oof. Bubble Bass: I hope you didn't damage my goods.","Oh, your goods are all good, Bubble Bass. And we sure build up an appetite for that free lunch." -"Patrick: Bubble Bass: Oh, yes, about that. I'm afraid I was waiting for you so long that I ate them! Mmm.", "Patrick: If my friend SpongeBob doesn't get his free lunch, things are gonna get crazy!","That was the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You might think you took a couple of bottom feeders like us for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom-feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us." Patrick: I would.,"Come, Patrick. I'll make you a free Krabby Patty for $2.50 plus tax." "Bubble Bass: Well, you pulled it off, Bubble Bass. And you didn't even have to flick a fin. Mama Bass: Bubble Bass, why do you think it's funny to pack your mother in a box and drag her all over town?! Bubble Bass: Mother?! Mama Bass: We'll just see how you like it! Bubble Bass: I didn't do it! Ow! Mother, please— It was SpongeBob and Patrick! I'll dry the dishes, Mommy. I love you, Mommy. Mr. Krabs: Stop, thief! Come back here with me formula! Mr. Krabs: He's over there! Stop him! Plankton: I can't help it. I'm a kleptomaniac! Plankton: Ow! Police Officer: You're under arrest! Plankton: But I'm innocent! Police Officer: No one is innocent! Plankton: Whoa. Things got dark fast. Mr. Krabs: ♪You're going to jail! You're going to jail!♪ Join in the dancing, boy, or you're fired. ♪You're going to jail! You're going to jail! You're going to jail! You're going to jail!♪ Police Officer: Step back, buddy! Let the law handle this. Mr. Krabs: Yes, officer. Police Officer: And I'll be taking this! Mr. Krabs: Wait! That's me secret formula! Police Officer: Well, now it's evidence. Oh. Plankton: Ow!",The formula! I can't cook without that formula! I can't don't anything without it! The Krabby Patties are gonna taste like ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chum! @@ -5392,12 +5347,9 @@ Mr. Krabs: But...but isn't that stealing?,Stealing? Phhhht! We're exaggerating! "Mr. Krabs: Heh heh. Well, could we exaggerate this pillow, too?","Well, only if you help me exaggerate this air conditioner!" "Mr. Krabs: Sure, boy! But why not exaggerate the whole wall? Well, I didn't win the award, but it's been nice exaggeratin' with you, boy. Employee: Do you have any hotel property in this bag? Judge: Preposterous! This is all mine! Mr. Krabs: Heh heh heh. Looks like he bit off more than he could chew. Judge: You took the entire hotel room?",Duh! Exaggerated! "Judge: That is the stingiest display I've ever seen. I declare you the new winner! See ye next year! Mr. Krabs: Thanks for ruinin' everything so I could win! Put er there, SpongeBob, me boy!",Sure. Oops. -"Squidward: Okay, beloved sanctuary. I'll see you after work. And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. Just you and me. That is, Of course, if I can survive another day with GratingBob ShrillPants. Patrick: OOH!", -Squidward: Hm. Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid., Squidward: Grrr! SpongeBob and Patrick:, Ahh. Isn't this fun? Patrick: Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss!,"Good morning, Squidward! See you at work! Ow!" Patrick: Ow! Squidward: Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...,Ow! -"French Narrator: One extremely annoying shift later... Squidward: A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. Ugh. Finally. Some peace and quiet. No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. Or I could dabble a little on painting! Yup. I sure am looking forward to it.", "Squidward: No, no, no!",Something Squidward this way comes. "Squidward: Alright, you two. I am trying to having a relaxing evening. What in the world are you doing out here? Patrick: Trying to have a relaxing evening.",We're playing flashlight tag. Squidward: You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?,We're using the advanced rules. @@ -5512,7 +5464,6 @@ Patrick: Why are we hanging around watching a cheap imitation? Let's get over th Gary: Meow.,"Defensive? I'm not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 Questions or something? This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn't mean to make the oyster cry! I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone's gonna hate me! I-I need some advice! Now, let's see now. Who could never hate me no matter what I do? Squidward! Squidward! Oh, Squidward!" Squidward: SpongeBob! Do you have to knock so loudly?!,"Sorry, neighbor." Squidward: Oh... that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can't even take my afternoon beauty nap!,"Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I... uh... was kind of wondering, um... Let's say I know this guy who may have something to do with the oyster." -Squidward: You mean you know the guy who did it?!, "Squidward: Oh, this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous!","Um, actually, I-I'm just talking hypothetically." Squidward: You mean you don't know who did it?,"Well, um... I... uh... no. Squidward?" "Patrick: Gotcha! Patrick: Where were you on the day of today? Don't play games with me, mister!","Hey, Patrick, what are you doing?" @@ -5795,7 +5746,6 @@ Patrick: Yellow!,"Pink! I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. I thought Patrick was my Plankton: He's not really your friend. Patrick: He's not? Plankton: He's plotting your downfall right now!,He is? Mr. Krabs: He's gonna stab you in the back. Patrick: He wouldn't! Plankton: Of course he would. Just look at him. Square: the shape of evil! Mr. Krabs: He's making a mockery of your profession. Are we gonna let some pretender take away what belongs to the Krusty Krab?,No! Plankton: Then get mean! Patrick: I'm mean! Mr. Krabs: Get angry!,I'm angry! -Plankton: Now get out there! Mr. Krabs: And win... Plankton: That... Mr. Krabs: Medal! Patrick:, "SpongeBob and Patrick: Huge Fish: Ahhh. Johnny: Our first event, the deep fry pole vault. Mr. Krabs: Win this one for the Krusty Krab.",For the Krusty Krab! Plankton: Win this one because I told you to. Patrick: Because you told me to! Lou: Fish sticks! Get your fish sticks here! Johnny: The next event: the chocolate high dive.,"Make way for the real fry cook, Patrick." "Johnny: For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks. Johnny: And now, absolute silence.",I scream for ice cream! @@ -6407,7 +6357,6 @@ Mr. Krabs: Novelty hats. How about this air-condition one?,Seems a little dange Mr. Krabs: The juicer.,Ooh... "Mr. Krabs: Foxy Grandpa? So, what do you say? Your silly hat for all these hats?","No deal, Mr. Krabs. I'm sticking with Hatty. Thanks for the offer, though." "Mr. Krabs: I thought the Foxy Grandpa would get him for sure. I didn't want to have to do this, but he leaves me no other option. I'm gonna have to scare it off of him. Heh-heh-heh! This'll scare 'im.","Oh, my gosh! A floating shopping list!" -Mr. Krabs: I'm not a shopping list... I'm a ghost!, "Mr. Krabs: Now, listen, SpongeBob.",How do you know my name?! Who are you?! Mr. Krabs: I am the ghost of soda drink hats. I'm here to tell you that that soda drinking hat you possess is cursed.,Cursed? Mr. Krabs: Yes. It once belonged to some guy who's dead now.,What guy? @@ -7112,7 +7061,6 @@ Squidward: I can't wait.,"Wig away! Order up, Squidward." "Mr. Krabs: Well, take it off. The hair's getting into the patties.","Take it off? But I can't, Mr. Krabs. My wig makes everyone so happy." Mr. Krabs: Happy?,"Ever since I've been wearing it, everyone I see gets a big grin on their face." Mr. Krabs: I can imagine.,"Oh, please let me keep it, Mr. Krabs." -"Mr. Krabs: Well, if it means that much to ya, you can keep it. But you gotta wear a hairnet. And if I see one more hairy patty, your wig goes in the dumpster.", "Sandy: There you are, SpongeBob. Are you ready for karate prac...tice?","I see you've noticed my new wig. Pretty impressive, huh?" Sandy: Wig's... uh great...SpongeBob.,"Glad you like it. I'll see you later, Sandy. Two krabby patties and a side order of looking good." "Frank: Nice wig. Abigail: Like to keep in style, huh?",You know it. @@ -7134,7 +7082,6 @@ Sandy: We need to talk.,Why would I want to get rid of my wig? Look at how happy "Sandy: Neither can I, SpongeBob. Martha: It's true, John, this isn't my real hair! I stole it!","Oops. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. and SpongeBob trips over it. SpongeBob gets his wig stuck in some cheese on the floor. Get sunstuck but a soda is still in the wig] Hey, the wig broke my fall! Mmm, popcorn. Ah, you always come through for me." "Dale: Hey buddy, do you mind?",Shhh! It's very rude to talk during a movie! "Sandy: Well, they can't. Look, your stupid wig is blocking the whole screen. All: Fish #1: Take it off, Jerk!; Fish #2: Hey!; Fish #3: Hey! Down in front!; Fish #4: Take the wig off!","People, return your attention to the movie. I know my wig is glamorous and exciting but there is no need to start a riot." -Scooter: That's a great idea! Let's start a riot., "Frank: I told you that movie was terrible. Sandy: Now do you see what I'm saying, SpongeBob?","I guess you're right, Sandy. I got so much enjoyment out of the wig, myself, I assumed everyone else did, too." Sandy: It's time to be strong.,"I know. I just want you to know that even though I didn't know you existed a few days ago, I can't imagine life without you!" "Sandy: Hurry up, SpongeBob.","No matter what they say, you'll always be cool to me. I'll never accessorize again." @@ -7233,7 +7180,6 @@ SpongeBob & Patrick: He's gonna turn us into fish sticks! Squidward: Sponge "Flying Dutchman: I'm stuck here while my ship is being repaired. Until then, I'm here to haunt ya!",Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Help! Squidward: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ee! Ow! Ee! Ooh!,"Squidward, you have to help me! There's a gh-gh-gh, a ghost in my house!" "Squidward: SpongeBob, how many times do I have to tell you? I don't believe in ghosts and I never liked you!","PATRICK! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick, you gotta help me! The Flying Dutch... ...man. Gary! Don't you dare hurt my little Gary!" -"Flying Dutchman: Aw, I just wanted to pet the little guy. There, there. Dutchie's not gonna hurt ya. I love me a good snail.", Gary: Meow. Meow!,Gary! Flying Dutchman: Nothing better than giving a good scare! Argh!,"It's okay, Gary." Flying Dutchman: Don't get too comfortable!,"Goodnight, Gary." @@ -7343,7 +7289,6 @@ Walter Haddock: There ain't no curse! I just tried to discourage you chucklehead Squidward: Why you— Ow! I'm gonna—,"Go, Squidward, you're winning! You're not hurting him at all!" "Patrick: Let me try not hurting him. Come on, old-timer! You know you want a piece of me! Oh. Walter Haddock: Ow, that hurt! Patrick: I hurt him! That means I lose.","No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Whoa....!" "Walter Haddock: Adiós, muchachos! Squidward: Hmm. I'll get it. Hello. Mr. Krabs: Where's me mustard?! Squidward: Um... Squidward: Your mustard is coming right up. Mr. Krabs: When?! Squidward: Now?",Wow! Yee-ha! Yeah! -"Mummy: What, no relish?", "Squidward: SpongeBob, what is that horrible racket coming from back here?",Just a little grill-side harmony. Everyone knows that cooking and music go together like... eating and listening. Squidward: You wouldn't know what real music is if it came up and hit you in the face.,"Hey, that happened to Patrick once. He must've been listening to hard rock. He had a lump on his head—" "Squidward: I don't care! If you want to hear what real music sounds like, then listen to this. Hey, give it back. I was just reaching my coda. Mr. Krabs: Yeah, well your coda is affecting me quota. The shrill piercing racket of your fish flute is frightening away me money. Squidward: Fish flute? Mr. Krabs: Well, I don't know. That's what they used to call it back in the— Squidward: None of you simpletons would recognize real musical talent if it came up and kicked you in the face!","Hey, that happened to Patrick once, too! He—" @@ -7506,7 +7451,6 @@ Sandy: It's working! Keep going! You can do it!,"Body filling with Krabby Patty. "Nancy and Debbie: Nancy: SpongeBob! Stand here for a second! Nancy: Debbie: Just thought we should keep this moment for... posterity. Nancy and Debbie: Pearl's got a boyfriend! Pearl's got a boyfriend! Pearl's got a boyfriend! Patrick: I didn't know you had a girlfriend. Pearl: Quiet! He is not my boyfriend! Patrick: That was fast. Don't worry, buddy, there's plenty of fish in the street car. Nancy: Anyway, let's go to the ride!","Bye, Pearl! Tell Mr. Krabs I said Hi, Let's bounce Patrick. Patrick?" "Patrick: Busy, I'll catch up with you later. Man: Next! Nancy: Come on, Pearl! Man: Sorry, only two per car. You'll have to wait for the next car. Any single riders come to the front!","Oh! I'm a single rider! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me! After you, fellow single rider Pearl." "Pearl: Intercom System: Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times. And do not leave the boat until the ride, is over. Thank you!","Uhm, Pearl. Your arm... it's outside the boat." -"Pearl: Ugh, I will put my arm in the boat. But don't touch me, don't talk to me, don't even look at me!", "Pearl: BORING! Metal Angel: Will my arrow find her heart? Pearl: Ugh, this ride is lame! Hey! You're allowed to speak now!","I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride, don't you think? I mean he's so tough on the outside, but he's got a soft side, too. You know, this one time I was upset because my snail Gary he was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever heard? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" Narrator: Two very boring minutes later...,"And theeeen, there was that time that Mr. Krabs yelled at me for getting to work before he did, and he didn't even dock my pay. What a sweet man!" Pearl: You are making this ride even more boring! Is such a thing is possible!,You're supposed to remain seated until the ride's come to a COMPLEEETE- Stop! @@ -7831,7 +7775,6 @@ Pearl: We didn’t order any pizza!,Y-You didn't? "Pearl: I’d sooner believe space aliens sent me a free pizza before I'd believe my dad would! Now, who are you?",Um.. uh... Hey! Pearl: SpongeBob?!,"They're on to us, Mr. Krabs! Drive!" "Mr. Krabs: Right, boy!","I wanted to come with you, Mr. Krabs." -Pearl: Get him!, "Pearl: Oh, big surprise. Dad was too cheap to buy real pizza! Mr. Krabs: What's taking SpongeBob so long? I'm getting tired of looking through his stuff. Mr. Krabs: Hello? Pizza!","I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I failed you." "Mr. Krabs: I know, son.","Oh, Mr. Krabs, that’s my eye!" "Mr. Krabs: And it's ice cold, too. You should have been back here in 30 minutes or less! Pearl: Who is it?",Piano repair man! @@ -7959,8 +7902,6 @@ Squidward: Ow. Flying Dutchman: You're next! SpongeBob and Patrick: That was "Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.",Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good! Patrick: I don't get it.,"Look, it's easy, it simply means that..." "Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.","So, you don't want it to look good?" -"Flying Dutchman: Get moving! SpongeBob and Patrick: A sailor's life is a wonderful life / A wonderful life for sure! Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear!", -Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! Flying Dutchman:, "Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! Leedle-eedle-eedle- eedle-eedle! Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!","Let's see who we can find. Captain, there's a guy we can scare." "Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three! Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks. Patrick: Moving behind the rocks!","Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Cap'n, we'll buff out those scratches." "Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!","Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again." @@ -8009,8 +7950,6 @@ Squidward: Ow. Flying Dutchman: You're next! SpongeBob and Patrick: That was "Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.",Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good! Patrick: I don't get it.,"Look, it's easy, it simply means that..." "Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.","So, you don't want it to look good?" -"Flying Dutchman: Get moving! SpongeBob and Patrick: A sailor's life is a wonderful life / A wonderful life for sure! Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear!", -Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! Flying Dutchman:, "Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! Leedle-eedle-eedle- eedle-eedle! Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!","Let's see who we can find. Captain, there's a guy we can scare." "Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three! Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks. Patrick: Moving behind the rocks!","Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Cap'n, we'll buff out those scratches." "Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!","Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again." @@ -8062,8 +8001,6 @@ Squidward:  Ow. Flying Dutchman:  You're next! SpongeBob and Patrick:  Tha "Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.",Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good! Patrick: I don't get it.,"Look, it's easy, it simply means that..." "Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.","So, you don't want it to look good?" -"Flying Dutchman: Get moving! SpongeBob and Patrick:  A sailor's life is a wonderful life / A wonderful life for sure! Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear!", -Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! Flying Dutchman:, "Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!  Leedle-eedle-eedle- eedle-eedle!  Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!  Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!","Let's see who we can find.  Captain, there's a guy we can scare." "Billy:  I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three! Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks. Patrick: Moving behind the rocks!","Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Cap'n, we'll buff out those scratches." "Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!","Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again." @@ -8410,7 +8347,6 @@ Patrick: The end.,"End. That's great, Pat. Hmm, seems kinda short." Patrick: I have an idea. Let's make it longer!,"Longer, yes. Okay, let's have Mermaid Man get his face... ...shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer." "Patrick: Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee.","Good one, Pat." Mr. Krabs: What are ye lads doing?,We're making a movie. -"Mr. Krabs: Great! I got cinema's newest star, right here.", "Mr. Krabs: So, what do ye say, lad?","Sure, Mr. Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie." Mr. Krabs: I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the Krabby Patty.,"You can be in it, too, Pearl." Pearl: I'm gonna be a movie star.,Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. @@ -8577,7 +8513,6 @@ Norton: Don't you have a paper to write?,How did he know I'm supposed to be writ "Chair: Hey, SpongeBob? Over here! Come on, take a seat, put your feet up and relax.","Oh no! Midnight! Must... get... back to desk! Whew, that was a close call. Ah! My pants!" Pants: Yoo hoo! Down here!,You get up here! I've got to get back to work! Pants: Freedom!,"Stop Pants, you get back here this instant! Paaants..." -"Clock: Time's up, SpongeBob...", Fire Wick: Only 799 words to go!,No! What have I done?! Help! Help! My house is on fire! "House: SpongeBob, why? Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob? Why didn't you just write your essay? Stop wasting time!","Where's my essay! Oh, there you are! I must have dozed off. Lets see where are we? Do I dare look at the clock... It's almost 9 o' clock! Class starts in 5 minutes! How am I going to write this whole paper in 5 minutes? How am I supposed to know what to do at a stoplight? Feeding your snail is something not to do at a stoplight! And making a sandwich, and lighting candles, and drinking water, and calling your friends, and karate chopping the TV, and shootin' the breeze with the mailman, and fallin' asleep... Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! I'm finished! All 800 words! I'm finished! Here it is! Huh? Mrs. Puff? Where is everybody?" "Mrs. Puff: Oh, there you are SpongeBob.","Here you go, Mrs. Puff! 800 words! All about stoplights and what not to do at 'em." @@ -8979,7 +8914,6 @@ Squidward: I know it's hard to say goodbye.,"But, but, but, Squidward, I'm fine! "Squidward: Oh, I believe you, SpongeBob, but, unfortunately, the rules clearly state that you must be sent home.","No, anything but that. Please, Squidward, you can't let this happen! You can't let them force me away!" "Squidward: Sorry, the rules are the rules. Yeah, it'll be pretty quiet around here with Mr. Krabs sending you home early and all. I just hope we'll make it through the whole rest of this day without you here.","Please, Squidward! Don't tell Mr. Krabs!" "Squidward: What? Me? Tell Mr. Krabs? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.",Wew. -"Squidward: Well, maybe.", Squidward: I don't have to tell Mr. Krabs. Because he already knows.,He does? "Squidward: Oh, yeah. Mr. Krabs has preturnatural instincts when it comes to situations like this. It's almost as if when something's amiss in his restaurant... ...he can smell it. Mr. Krabs: These quarters smell sad. You're not planning on getting a refill with them, are ya?! Frankie: No, I wasn't.","You're right, Squidward. I need help! Please pick up, please pick up, please pick up. Patrick?" Patrick: Yeah?,Thank goodness you're there. I got a splinter on my thumb and... @@ -9048,7 +8982,6 @@ Head baker: Au revoir! Tina Fran: Huh? I didn't order a pie.,"Oh, little clown, "Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized.",Ah! Goofy Goober is going non-dairy? Mr. Krabs: No.,Ooh. Slide show. "Mr. Krabs: A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.","Hey, that's my legs." -Mr. Krabs: He stole the formuler., "Mr. Krabs: I thought you'd say that. So we need to infiltrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, how you holding up boy?","Not so good, Mr. Krabs." "Mr. Krabs: Hold on now. We're almost there. Narrator: Two hours later... Plankton: Next! Mr. Krabs: We made it, SpongeBob. We're in! Nat: All I know is: Chum is Fum. Pilar: You said it. Chum is Fum. Mr. Krabs: Keep an eye peeled for anything suspiciourous",Like that door? "Mr. Krabs: Eh...BINGO! Giddy up, boy, We're almost there. Patrick: Huh? Plankton: Excuse me, would you like a free sample? Mr. Krabs: No, uh I'm full, thanks! Plankton: No? How 'bout your little friend? Hi, SpongeBob!",Hi! I don't want a free sampl- @@ -9343,7 +9276,6 @@ Driver: Hm... that way? Okay.,"You got the right stuff, golden boys." "Sandy: SpongeBob, don't you think that you may be using the thumbs-up just a teensy bit too much?","Are you kidding? The thumbs-up is an iconic, internationally-recognized sign of positivity and affirmation. Boop!" "Sandy: Yeah, I know. But when you do it all the time the thumbs-up loses its meaning. It becomes not special.","Well, I happen to think you can never give too many thumbs-up." "Sandy: I don't know, SpongeBob. I think you should be careful.","Oh, Sandy, don't be such a worry whale. What could do wrong? Ah. Whoo, I'm giving away thumbs-up today. Hey, guy. Way to wait." -"Fish Guy : Who, me?", Fish Guy: Yeah...," Hey, guy. Way to walk." Fish Guy:,"Oh, this feels great. Way to flick that eye booger--" "Thumbhawk two: Thumbhawk one. Thumbhawk one. This is Thumbhawk two. We got two thumbs down. Repeat. Two thumbs down! Thumbhawk one: Thumbhawk one here, copy that. Initiate emergency procedures. Thumbhawk two: Initiating on my count. Three, two, one. Thumbhawk one and two:","My thumbs. My thumbs! My thumbs! How's it looking, Dr. Manfish?" @@ -9425,7 +9357,6 @@ Bald: Huh? Squidward: And. Bald: No.,No! I don't wanna go! "Harry, Combover, and Bald: That's not our problem.","Hmm... There we go! Three Krabby Patties, two large Kelpy Colas, and three fries ready to be served. Hmm? Oops! Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs! It's just so hard to get this food to Squidward without violating this restraining order." "Mr. Krabs: Let me see that! Thank you! Look, boy, I don't know what in coral cabins what a restraining order is, but I do know whatever's going on here clearly ain't working. Now I want this ship sailing smoothly! On the double! Or I'll be forced to remove more gold stars from your employee performance chart!","Think, SpongeBob, think! Gasp! I got it!" "Patrick: Hehe. Squidward: Oh, if I ignore it, maybe it will go away. Patrick: Hehe. Squidward: I thought not Oh-kay Patrick. What? What? What! Patrick: Notice anything... Different? Huh? Huh? A hint! Mr. Krabs: Patrick! I am not not paying you to stand around and play guess what the idiot's thinking with Squidward! Get back to work! Squidward: Yeah, Patrick! Get back to...what? Work? Oh no! No! No! No! Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: Why all the shivering of the timbers, Mr. Squidward? Squidward: Mr. Krabs! This will not stand! Mr. Krabs: It'll stand. Oh, unless you'd rather talk with SpongeBob. Squidward: What? Patrick: Can I watch you work? Squidward: No. Patrick: Please? . Squidward: No! Patrick: Pretty please? Squidward: No! No! No! No! Go away Patrick! Go away Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward... Squidward: Mr. Krabs: Time for your break. Squidward: Ah...don't mind if I do. Ah...no better way to spend a break then with a little cool jazz. Huh? Patrick: Hi Squidward! Squidward: Hello...you... Patrick: I just finished cleaning the restroom! Squidward: Ooh...that's great... Patrick: I mopped the floors! I shined the mirrors! I scrubbed the sinks. Squidward: Wonderful. Patrick: Oh yeah! But we are going to need a new toilet plunger. This one's broken. Squidward: Patrick! Mr. Krabs: Nice work, Patrick! Break time's over, Mr. Squidward. Squidward: Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order... Dave: Yes, I would like two Double Fried Kelp Fritters, three Krusty Krab Cream Filled Corals, and four Triple Fatty Krabby Patties. Is that too much? Squidward: That depends... Dave: On what? Squidward: How long you want to live? Patrick: Hah hah! Squidward's funny! Hey, a button! Gus: Oh, Grammy, I brought your favorite; seaberry pie. Yikes! Squidward: Seaberries? I'm allergic to... Seaberries...That's it! I know what I must do! SpongeBob! Patrick: You're the prettiest button I've ev... Huh? Monster! Squidward: SpongeBob! Patrick: It's after SpongeBob! You're right, button! No monster is going to eat our friend! Squidward: No, no no no wait!","Oh no! My two best friends are fighting! But this restraining order says I can't get close enough to break it off! I'm sorry, restraining order! But my friends need me! Stop!" -Squidward: Give me that restraining order!, "Squidward: Alright, right, let's look at this.","Squidward, please don't send me to jail!" "Patrick: Squidward? Did you know the monster was Squidward? Well, when were you going to tell me?",I violated the restraining order! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Squidward: Quit bellyaching and hand me a pen.,Here you go. @@ -9766,7 +9697,6 @@ SpongeBob & Patrick: ♪Jellyfishing make me feel all right!♪ Coral: ♪Ev "Mr. Krabs: Well, SpongeBob, I'd sure hate me customers to see you like this. Is there anything I can do to help?","Really, Mr. Krabs?" "Mr. Krabs: Sure, why not?","Oh, Mr. Krabs! I just know that together, we can stop that nasty old highway from going right through Jellyfish Fields!" "Mr. Krabs: Uh, you're not talking about the Shelly Superhighway, are ya?","Yeah, why?" -"Mr. Krabs: Uh well, 'cause I'm actually in favor of that highway being built.", Mr. Krabs: Yes! I've already calculated how many new customers I'll get once it's finished. You can see for yourself in this series of these charts and diagrams I have displayed!,Charts and dia- Mr. Krabs! Didn't you see!? Mr. Krabs: What?,"This. According to these plans. After the Shelly Superhighway goes right through Jellyfish Fields, it goes right over the Krusty Krab! Look, there you are, decrepit and living in a cardboard box! Then, it goes through a loop-de-loop for some reason, and goes right through the front door of the Chum Bucket!" Mr. Krabs: What!? Who approved this plan!?,"Plan approved by & sponsored by Sheldon J. Plankton Enterprises, a division of No Fun Incorporated!" @@ -9854,7 +9784,6 @@ Tony Jr.: Just let go! Phew...,Let go... got it! Whee! "Tony Jr.: Go faster, SpongeBob!",Faster? Tony Jr.: Just let go! Of the brakes!,Eh... if you say so! Whee! Whee! Whee! Tony Jr: Now you're getting it!,Whee... red light! -Tony Jr: Ah!, Tony Jr: Real cool SquarePants...,Thanks TFJ... Street Racer: That's quite a fancy speed boat you got right there! For a couple of squares! Female Passenger: What he said!,"Thank you! And may I say how lovely your speed boat is, too! For a bunch of circles! And by circles, I mean well-rounded individuals! Ah ha ha ha!" "Street Racer: Well wise guy eh? Well then, how about you wise up to an unfriendly competition? Right here, right now! Female Passenger: Yeah! What he said!","Right here, right now? A little short notice... let me check my availability. Let's see... Right now... Looks like I don't have anything scheduled for right now. Therefore, I would like to accept your challenge!" @@ -9870,7 +9799,6 @@ Policeman 1: Whoa! Did you see that? Policeman 2: That guy wasn't just going fas "Tony Fast: Tony Jr! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna-",Now your dad is after us! "Tony Jr: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my... my... My dad is after us! What're we gonna do?!",How should I know? He's your dad! "Tony Jr: Well just remember my advice, okay? All you got to do is let go... be cool... let go... be cool...","Do you see where letting go has gotten us so far? Huh, Tony Jr?" -"Tony Jr: No, but I see where it's getting us next!", "Mrs. Puff: Well class, I regret to inform you that Tony Jr. is no longer with us... Crowd: Gasp! Mrs. Puff: He was transferred to another school. However, I would think that Tony Jr. taught us all a valuable lesson...",Oh! Oh! Oh! Never argue and drive? Mrs. Puff: Close... the lesson is: Never let you drive!,"Ah, time for bed, Gary." Gary: Meow?,"Oh, Gary. You know what they say: curiosity salted the snail! Mind your wandering eye, you little mollusk. Sweet dreams, Gary. Hey! Over here! Wait a minute. I don't have a driver's license! Wow. My driver's license. I can't believe it! I sure take a good picture. Darn! I should have grown a mustache. How could I have forgotten the most important rule of driving? Always wear your seatbelt. Hey, I can see the Krusty Krab from here. Mrs. Puff! Look! I've finally got my driver's license!" @@ -9889,7 +9817,6 @@ Patrick: Yup.,"Ah, tartar sauce. I'm going to a different dream." "Patrick: Okay. Bye, SpongeBob. Oh! Shoot, that was my last quarter.","Ooh, this is gonna be good! Psst! Squidward! Hey, Squidward!" "Squidward: SpongeBob! King: Ahem! Why do you stop playing, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles? Squidward: Yes, Your Highness. SpongeBob! King: Hey! I have not instructed you to stop! Now play! Oh, do tell me the one about the man from Peru again. Squidward: Sponge- Bob... King: I came here to hear beautiful music! If I don't get my wish, it will be your head! Squidward:",Squidward! Huh? Huh? "Squidward: No way. King: Ahem! Squidward: Please, SpongeBob, no tricks.","Trust me, Squidward. La la! La la la la la la la!" -Squidward: SpongeBob! King: Wh-wh-why have you stopped playing that wonderful music?, Fish: His music touches me ever-so. I fear that my tears might stain my petticoat. Squidward: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Fish: What is this instrument that produces such lovely sound?,"So long, Squidward!" Squidward:,"Hey! I'm at Sandy's! Aw, this looks neat! I wonder..." "Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, what brings you here?","Hey, Sandy! What's going on?" @@ -9924,15 +9851,10 @@ Squidward: SpongeBob! SpongeBob!,"Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? A "Mr. Krabs: Aye, I come from a whole family of pirates. Gramps used to say, The Krabs Clan has been pirates for as long as we've had claws. And he wanted me to be a pirate, too. Baby Mr. Krabs: Grandpa Redbeard: One day, you'll be a plunderin' pirate just like yer ol' granddad here. Mr. Krabs: So I bought me a ship, hired a crew..... Crew member: Aaarrrrr! Mr. Krabs: And for years, I drifted the high seas as a pirate. And booty did abound. Crew members: Mr. Krabs: I started to notice a recurring fee. I just wasn't turning enough profit. So I fired me crew and sold me ship. ‘Twas also the last time I saw me granddad. Grandpa Redbeard: Aaarrr, if it ain't me pirate grandson. Young Mr. Krabs: Well, actually, Grandpa,...I just sold... Grandpa Redbeard: Ya know how proud it makes me to see me only grandson continuin' in the family business. Young Mr. Krabs: Yeah, uh, Grandpa... Grandpa Redbeard: And I'll be keepin' me eye on yer career to see how you progress. Just remember, the only rule in the Pirate's Code of Honor is: Never tell a lie. Mr. Krabs: For all he knows, the Krusty Krab is a pirate ship. If he were to find out the truth, it would break his salty, barnacle encrusted heart. Boo-hoo!",Why don't we just make the Krusty Krab look like a pirate ship. "Mr. Krabs: Hm. Not a bad idea, boy. But we're gonna need a first rate crew.",We've got Squidward. And I could get Patrick to join up. "Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Mr. Krabs: All right, me hearties! Get this one thing clear. If Grandpa Redbeard is ever gonna believe I'm a pirate, ye landlubbers are gonna have to pass as a pirate crew. Which means, I want you to look like a pirate. I want you to talk like a pirate.",Swarthy! I mean...shiver me timbers! -"Mr. Krabs: But most importantly, I want you to smell like a pirate. Very convincing, Patrick. And as me crew, you'll be makin' the Krusty Krab into an imitation pirate ship! Now, let's get this restaurant ready to sail! Mr. Krabs: Squidward: Patrick:", -Patrick:, -Patrick:, "Patrick: Squidward: Mr. Krabs: Patrick: Mr. Krabs: Way to go, fellars. Grandpa Redbeard: Hee-ar! Mr. Krabs: He's comin'! Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har! Mr. Krabs: Hide me, boy. Grandpa Redbeard: Eugene, me boy! Aye, it's good to see you and yer ship after so many moons! Just beginin' to think you was lyin' to yer old granddad! Mr. Krabs: Oh, I...Heh, heh. So, have ya met me hearties? Grandpa Redbeard: Hm...this might be a pirate crew. But more miserable jellyfishers than swarvy brine-skimmers.",Um... "Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har! I'm just yankin' yer chain, boy! You look like a fine pirate crew. Mr. Krabs: Oh. Grandpa Redbeard: Now, let's see what this rusty old pelican can do! Let's sail! SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Aye, sir!","Ahoy, Captain! We be catchin' a mighty gale from the northeast." "Mr. Krabs: Indeed, indeed. And just look at the treacherous surf in our path! Squidward: Patrick: Mr. Krabs: Oh, that salty sea air be so thick, ya can almost taste it. Grandpa Redbeard: Aye. Mr. Krabs: I better take the helm and guide us to safer waters. Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there, eh, Granddad? I said, Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there!",Oh! -"Mr. Krabs: There it is! That wind storm I mentioned earlier, it...and, apparently me cabin is haunted as well. Grandpa Redbeard: What's a hair net doin' on a pirate ship? Every pirate knows that the majority of his daily nutrition comes from whatever hair or skin flakes fall off the coke and into the stew. This hair net is deprivi' your crew of its essential nutrients. Mr. Krabs: Uh, just a sec. Look out, Grandpa! We're under attack! Kraken: Grrrrrr.... Grandpa Redbeard: Aye, look at the size of that beast. Mr. Krabs: Not to worry, Granddad. Grandpa Redbeard: Aha! That's the stuff! Mr. Krabs: Yaahh! Uh... good toss, eh, Granddad? Grandpa Redbeard: Whah!", "Mr. Krabs: Oh, nothing. Look! Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har, har! That's me boy! Mr. Krabs: Clear! SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! Patrick: Hooray!",Woo-hoo! -"Mr. Krabs: Sounds like we got a prize. Ready, Squidward? Squidward: You owe me big time, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: Ar! Take that, ya, ya scurvy dog! Woo! Check the size of this, Granddad. Check the... Granddad? Grandpa Redbeard: Ahoy! Trouble aproachin' quick! Approximately ten clips of the starboard bow! Man your battle stations! Mr. Krabs: Oh no. If Granddad sees something, it must be the real deal. Grandpa Redbeard: What have ya got, cotton in yer ears?! Move!", "Patrick: Squidward: Mr. Krabs: What exactly are we dealin' with, Grandpa? Grandpa Redbeard: Somethin' bigger than I've ever seen! A ravin' garganst comin' by with coarsmatic tangled locks! Mr. Krabs: Oh, so depulsive. Grandpa Redbeard: Yeah. It must be destroyed! Here, see for yourself. Mr. Krabs: Go get it, Granddad. Pearl: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute. What kinda disgusting, horrible abomination is dare invade me vessel? Pearl: Dad! Mr. Krabs: That disgusting, horrible thing is me daughter! Grandpa Redbeard: Pearl: Open up! Grandpa Redbeard: Prepare to meet yer maker, sea witch. Mr. Krabs: Nooooo! Grandpa Redbeard: What are ya doin'? Mr. Krabs: Oh, I, oh, I was just checkin' the cannon and makin' sure it was loaded. Grandpa Redbeard: What is this?! Mr. Krabs: I can explain. Pearl: Dad! Dad! Grandpa Redbeard: Now it's even more angry! Mr. Krabs: Don't worry! I have it under control! Pearl: Daddy! Mr. Krabs: Pearl! Could ya pipe down? Your Great-Granddad Redbeard is in there! Pearl: What's with the lame outfit? Mr. Krabs: What? Oh, never mind that! Just go home. Grandpa Redbeard: Mr. Krabs: I bet you're wondering about that. Grandpa Redbeard: Ar, you're darn tootin' I am! Patrick: Mr. Krabs: Do you mind? Grandpa Redbeard: What kinda ship are you runnin' here? Mr. Krabs: Just a second. Grandpa Redbeard: Arrrrrrrrrrrr! Arrrrrrrrrrrr! Mr. Krabs: Now, Granddad. There's a simple explanation. Grandpa Redbeard: I've smelled sticky things, but nothin' smells stickier than a lie! The code that all pirates live by, you knows what it is, don't ya? Mr. Krabs: Of course I do, Granddad. Grandpa Redbeard: Well, then, say it! Mr. Krabs: It's, it's, it's a pirate never lies! And I've been a dirty liar! Everything you see is a lie! This sail is a lie! This crew is a lie! Even the ship is a lie! All of it! All a lie! Grandpa Redbeard: Krabby Patties: $2.00. Krusty Combo: $3.99! Coral Bits: $1.95?! Mr. Krabs: You see, Granddad? I'm no pirate. I'm just a lowly restaurant owner! I'm sorry I failed ye. Grandpa Redbeard: Fail, me boy?! Ha, ha, ha! Why, I couldn't be more proud. Look at yer ludicrous prices! Now, that's real piracy. Ya done good, boy-o! Mr. Krabs: Really? Thanks, Granddad! Grandpa Redbeard: Why, thank yourself, lad! You created this dynasty on yer own! Now, I'll be takin' me lead, boy! Mr. Krabs: Goodbye, Granddad! What an honest man! Grandpa Redbeard: I hope ya don't mind, boy-o, but I helped myself to a little bit of yer booty! Mr. Krabs: I knew I got me talent from someone! The Greek Chorus: Behold! We are the Greek Chorus! We narrate this epic tale of stupidity! The Greek Chorus: Behold Neptune, god of the sea, with his mighty trident, a weapon so powerful, nothing is beyond its user's reach! Behold the Kraken! Gross monster. The Greek Chorus: Behold Neptune triumphant! What an awesome dude! Behold this idiot and beware, for trident trouble comes!",Sorry. The Greek Chorus: See? Customers: Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Fred: Food! Food! Ah.,"Hey, I was still reading that!" "Squidward: Forget the stupid comic! We've got a situation here! We don't have any Krabby Patties, and these animals are trying to eat us instead! Hey, who's responsible for this? Mr. Krabs: Get to flipping those patties fast, boy-o! Before we all become the lunch special!","I'm on it, Mr. Krabs! Oh, the toppings haven't been prepped! I wish this lettuce and tomato would just cut themselves up!" @@ -10033,7 +9955,6 @@ Fish: 40 years I've been here. There's ain't no way out of this valley. You're s "Cave Fish: Safe? You're never safe out in the wild! If I were you, I'd keep an eye on that big fella.",Patrick? Do'h! Patrick is my best friend! He wouldn't hurt me. "Cave Fish: He's a big boy! Just wait 'til when he gets hungry! Out here, it's eat or be eaten!","He's got the taste of flesh! Hey, Patrick." "Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.",Sounds like you're hungry. -"Patrick: Oh, boy, am I! I'm ssoooooo hungry, I could eat anything! I could eat an entire sponge...", Patrick: ...cake. I was just going to share my golden sponge cake with him. It has delicious cream filling too!,It's all true! Patrick is going to eat me! What should I do? Cave Fish: You've got to protect yourself! What you need is a fort!,"This mud replica of the Krusty Krab should protect me from that fiend Patrick! He's onto me! Must hide! . Ha,ha, I'm safe, Patrick can't get me in here, , I don't need to go outside, I have everything I need right here! Spatula. Now I just need some buns. Oh, crunchy. I can't take it! I need some real food!" "Cave Fish: Remember, kid, it's eat or be eaten.",Yyyess! Yyeess! I shall eat Patrick before he eats meee! @@ -10277,7 +10198,6 @@ Patrick: I say he checks out a-ok.,"Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely Fr "Squidward: YES, IT DOES!","Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something?" "Squidward: YES, I WAS! You call yourselves good neighbors? YOU'RE THE WORST NEIGHBORS EVER! You don't deserve to wear those fezzes!","Gee, Pat, maybe President Squidward's right." "Patrick: Yeah, I guess we aren't good neighbors after all. Squidward: NO, YOU AREN'T!!! YOU'RE HORRIBLE NEIGHBORS!!! AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!!!","C'mon, let's go." -Squidward: There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper., Squidward: Good neighbors my right. Hello? Keep Out Intruders For Good! New Security System 5000. Free Installation Security System: System Activated. Squidward: That oughta do it. Let's see those imbeciles try to get in here now.,President Squidward? Squidward: What the…?!,We hereby present you with this delicious cake. "Squidward: Sorry for bugging you so much? What the…? Security system, help! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! What's the matter with you?! Security System: No threat detected. Squidward: Grrr! You infernal contraption! I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came from! Security System: Threat detected. Squidward: What's going on? Security System: Threat detected. Code red. Code red!",It's like a carnival ride! @@ -10412,7 +10332,6 @@ Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Can I have my arms back?,What is this place? "Mr. Krabs: ♪A patty is a patty, that's what I say.♪","♪A grill is a grill, this is surely so,♪" "Mr. Krabs: ♪And fries should be fries, either way.♪",♪But this grill is not a home. This is not the stove I know.♪ "Mr. Krabs: ♪I would trade it all away, if you'd come back to stay.♪ Unison: ♪This kitchen's not the same without you.♪ Mr. Krabs: ♪It's just a greasy spoon♪",♪It's just a greasy spoon...♪ -"Unison: ♪...without you.♪ Plankton: What is he doing? All these tears... and the showtunes... Why isn't he making the patties? Forget it. I'm going with plan B, I'll put his brain in the robot chef. Karen: You know that never works! The answer is obvious: to get to the SpongeBob, you must show him compassion and understanding, then he'll give you what you want. Plankton: Will you be quiet? I'm thinking! I've got it! To get to the SpongeBob, I'll show him compassion and understanding, then he'll give me what I want.", Plankton: Hi!,"I'm sorry, Plankton, I've tried my best. I'm not used to cooking this way! Please don't take my brain out!" "Plankton: Hold it, SpongeBob, I'm capable of compassion and understanding.",Really?! Then I would like to go back to the Krusty Krab. Plankton: Let's not get carried away. Now what can I do to make you more comfortable here at the Chum Bucket?,"Well, I usually cook on a grill." @@ -10476,7 +10395,6 @@ Patrick: So many flavors. Both: Whoo-hoo!,"Hmm, what brand should we buy, Hogen "Mr. Krabs: Let's just leave it to the professionals, boy-o. Don Grouper: The thing is, Frozen Krabby Patties are a convenience for everyone, and we need a campaign that says exactly that. We need a regular guy to represent all consumers.",Me! Don Grouper: Someone everyone can relate to...,"Oh, me, me!" "Don Grouper: With a face that says, I love Krabby Patties. Don Grouper: We find that face, and we have our campaign. Mr. Krabs: And I've got the perfect guy for the job. Patrick: Krabby Patties: They taste so nice, that they taste nice.","Hey, that was my slogan." -"Don Grouper: Great stuff, huh? This guy is gonna be a star! Patrick: I'm already a star. Don Grouper: That's the attitude. Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, now that I'm finished doing whatever it is I'm doing, you wanna go play?", "Limia: Sorry, yellow box, Patrick has to make a personal appearance at the mall.",I—oh... "Mr. Krabs: Don, will this commercial really help me make money? Don Grouper: You need to call your bank, Krabs, because they are gonna have to build an extra vault to hold all the extra money. Mr. Krabs: Ooh, I do declare, Mr. Grouper, I believe I have a case of the vapors. Don Grouper: I told you, call me Don. Mr. Krabs: Don. Don Grouper: Of course, you could double, maybe even triple or quadruple that money, if you... No, forget it. Mr. Krabs: What? Forget what? What? What?! What are you saying? Don Grouper: Well, we ran some numbers and realized that you could make a lot more money if you... changed the formula. Mr. Krabs: How much a lot more? Don Grouper: A lot a lot more. Mr. Krabs: Well, then let's fill her up with filler!","Mr. Krabs, are you changing the secret Krabby Patty formula?" "Mr. Krabs: Heh, no, I-I can— well, it's just a little tweak, me boy.",But what is filler? @@ -10572,7 +10490,6 @@ Squidward: Of course not. Nobody has a spatula for a hand. It was all a joke.,"O Squidward: They don't!,"Well, they're dropping someone off." "Squidward: The Sash-Ringing, Flash-Singing, the Bash-Pinging...",The Hash-Slinging Slasher! Squidward: At last you understand! We're doomed!,"No, that's not it. I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me. You must really like me!" -"Squidward: SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory. One: I hate you. And two: how can that be me when I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!?", SpongeBob and Squidward: The Hash-Slinging Slasher!!!!,He's going to flip me! Get away! Get away! "Squidward: SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you!","Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!" Squidward: Huh?,Get away! Get away! You're not welcome here! @@ -10642,7 +10559,6 @@ Squidward: Psychic powers. Hey! Where's Patrick?,Maybe he got to join the lodge! Patrick:,Or... maybe not. They didn't let you join either? Patrick: Nah. I found the institution had nothing of to offer me. I was stagnating.,"Hey, where's Squidward?" "Patrick: Hold on. Squidward: Patrick: Found Squidward. Squidward: The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too. Patrick: Well, at least you still have the hat. Squidward: Yeah. I do, don't I? Brother Roger: Eh, hem.",You still have your robes. -Brother Roger: Patrick: You still have your underwear. Brother Roger: Squidward: No!, Squidward: You can look now.,"Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in." "Brother Roger: What is it? Oh, it’s you two.","We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault." Patrick: Yeah. Not his fault. Brother Roger: Then who's fault was it? Patrick: Was it my fault?,"No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick." @@ -10652,7 +10568,6 @@ Squidward: No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining Patrick: Dog-pile on Squidward! Squidward: Aaahhhh! .,"Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?" Squidward: Say good-bye. SpongeBob and Patrick: Good-bye! Squidward: Morons.,"So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation." Patrick: Hey.,Patrick and I have come up with a secret hand-shake. -Patrick: Secret!, "SpongeBob and Patrick: Patty-cake, patty-cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast... Squidward: SpongeBob! That's not a secret hand-shake! Everybody knows Patty-cake!",Not the way we do it. Patrick: We don't use our pinkies. Squidward: Out! Patrick: I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge.,"Oh, sure he does. He just needs a little push." "Squidward: Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.","Let's move. Okay, we can let him out now." @@ -11132,8 +11047,6 @@ Tyler: Still lame.,"Okay, prepare to be blown back on your tailfins. Ta-da! Uh Kids: You stink! Bring on the clown!,"Okay, uh... and now for a finale!" Kids: Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!,"My eyes! Whoa! They seem to respond to me being in pain. They enjoy other people's misery. Hey, kids, check this out." Kids: Woo-hoo!,I got 'em right where I want 'em. -Kids: Woo-hoo! Yeah!, -"Kids: Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha! Yeah, woo! Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!", Kids:,Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Kids: Yay! Yeah!,Ugh. Mr. Krabs? I can't take any more of this stalling stuff. "Mr. Krabs: Always thinking about yourself. Get out there and stall! What happened to your arms and legs, boy?",The kids are using them as... boomerangs. @@ -11640,8 +11553,6 @@ Patrick: What's wrong SpongeBob?,"If I leave, the mailman might come and I might "Patrick: Oh, yeah. The fork!",That stupid toy! I wasted my whole life waiting for it! "Patrick: Actually, you've only been here 20 minutes.","I've been mean to Gary and I flipped Sandy, and now you hate me cause... I'm a big jerk!" "Patrick: No, I don't.","Yes, you do." -Mailfish: SpongeBob SquarePants?, -Patrick: Could you come back later? He's having a moment. Mailfish: Yeah. I just need a signature for..., Patrick: I said he's having a moment! Now leave him alone! Mailfish: But I just...,"No, Patrick, people like me don't deserve moments. I get so caught up in..." "Mailfish: Oh, here ya go.",...in waiting for... my toy! Whoo! Both: Whoo! Yeah!,"Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" @@ -12175,5 +12086,4 @@ Santa: Ho-ho-ho backwards.,"Santa, do you have any water shooters in your bag?" Lady: Aww!,"Hey, mister! I can see your bald spot." Man #1: Hey!,"Don't be alarmed, people. I'm only here 'til December, when Santa brings everybody a new moon for Christmas." Man #2: Come on!,"Oh, sorry. Just gave away the big surprise, didn't I? Oh, well. Merry early Christmas!" -"Santa: Ho-ho-ho! You're a menace! Narrator: It's time for another SpongeBob SquarePants special! But it's not an ordinary special, because today we go to Encino, California, as it was… …one hundred million years ago! So prepare yourself for… SpongeBob SquarePants B.C.! With your host, Patchy the Pirate! Patchy: Yee-ha! Hey kids! Now, you're probably wondering, Hmm, what's Patchy doing in a cave? good question, you little... Well, it's because today's SpongeBob takes place in prehistoric times ...back when man struggled for survival and dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Isn't that right, Bronty? But I'm riding YOU now! Like I was saying, prehistoric times were the greatest. It was a simpler time with simpler pleasures! Your clothes always match! You can draw on the walls! And nobody yell at ya! It was much easier to hit a baseball! Oh yeah, prehistoric times were the best. Hey kids! Are those pterodactyl wings I hear 'a flappin'? I think I know who that is! Please welcome the Potty-dactyl! Potty: Sorry I'm late. Patchy: Potty! Why aren't you wearing your costume? I stayed up all night making it! Potty: You're wasting your time, old man. Prehistoric stuff is lame. Everybody knows the future's where it's at. Patchy: What?! That's not true! Don't mind him, folks. Why even SpongeBob SquarePants knows that prehistoric stuff is, what the kids say, cool. Potty: No he doesn't. Patchy: Yes he does. Potty: Nope. Patchy: He most certainly does. Potty: No he doesn't. Patchy: Yes he does! Potty: No. Patchy: I know for a fact that he does! Potty: ...not. Narrator: Meanwhile. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's wrong?","I don't know, Mr. Krabs, but I've got this strangest feeling that somewhere a pirate and parrot are arguing about me. And the parrot is winning." -"Patchy: Does. Potty: Doesn't. Patchy: Does. Potty: Doesn't. Patchy: Does. Potty: Doesn't. Patchy: Does! Uh, look, while we're arguing, why don't you folks go ahead and watch some prehistoric SpongeBob! Roll the cartoon! …does. Potty: Doesn't. Narrator: Ah, dawn breaks over the primordial sea. It's here that millions of years ago, life began taking its first clumsy steps out of the darkness, opening its newly- formed eyeballs to stare into the blinding light of intelligence, in order to- Umm... never mind. This happened a long time ago. SpongeGar: Banooga ready! Tabonga, Gary. Prehistoric Gary: Meow. SpongeGar: Gary! Tabonga! Gary: Meow. Squog: Huh? Grrr... Squog: Wait a minute... Squog: Hmm... Squog: SpongeGar! SpongeGar! Manaka! No tabonga Gary pooga! Tabonga as a go o saila! Tabonga doo. Tabonga doo! SpongeGar: Tabonga doo? Hmm... Tabonga doo... Patar: Patar! Patar: Hmm... Yuk! Blecch! Blecch! Mowonga! Squog: Patar! Grrr... Patar: Squog! Patar unga Squog! Patar: Squog. Squog: Eeek! Patar: Squog! SpongeGar: Patar! Patar: SpongeGar! SpongeGar! SpongeGar: Patar. Squog: Pfffffttt! Squog: SpongeGar and Patar no got malonka palinka. Heh, heh. Palinka... Wima soe... Patar an SpongeGar bawannagog. No pooca Squog. Squog tay taila foo. Squog: Patar! SpongeGar! Both: Huh? Hmmm... Uh-huh, Uh-huh... Ahhh... SpongeGar: Fongar! Squog: Monga. Squog: SpongeGar! Squog: Patar! Chonga! SpongeGar: Aha! Squog! Squog! Tooka SpongeGar? Hmm? Nah! Nah! Nah! Squog: Taila foo, SpongeGar! Taila foo! SpongeGar na dumbo! SpongeGar: Patar! Uh-uh. Wa SpongeGar! Prehistoric Krabs: Money! Money! Ooga booga! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Ooga boo...Agh! Patar: Narrator: Hooray! It looks like our prehistoric pals have just discovered fire, but they will soon learn that when you play with fire, you may get burned. Stay tuned. Patchy: I told you prehistoric times were fun! Hey! How's about I teach you kids how a caveman makes a fire with two sticks? Yeah… Doesn't get any cooler than that, huh? Chalk one up for Patchy! Rubbing… I guess this is a type of wood that doesn't burn. Potty! Potty: Laser technology. Score one for the future. Patchy: Well, I have something that you'll never find in your little future: a real live caveman. Hmm… Hey, there he is! Come on in, little troglodyte fella. Come on… You see kids, I found him frozen in a block of ice and then I spent three days thawing him out with my mom's hair dryer. I call him Cavey. Isn't he something? It's OK, Cavey. Potty: That's nothing, old timer. Make way for the future. Robot: Greetings. I am the X-29488. How may I serve you? Patchy: Where do you keep getting all this stuff? Potty: Never you mind, pops. Let's go see what Cavey thinks. Robot: Attack!!!!!! Attack!!!!! Patchy: Potty!! You're ruining me caveman show! Robot: Attack!!!!! Attack!!!!!!!! Narrator: Will Patchy ever get control of the special? What will SpongeBob do with fire? Stay tuned to SpongeBob SquarePants B.C. and find out! Narrator: Welcome back to SpongeBob SquarePants B.C. Sounds like things have gone from bad to worse for Patchy. Let's watch! Potty: This is great. Patchy: Ahoy, glad you're back. Let's watch the rest of SpongeBob B.C. while I get things straightened out around here. Whoa! Or… maybe not. Narrator: When we last saw our hungry troglodytes, they just discovered fire. How long will it take for them to mess it up? Let's see. Squog: Bolapa. Squog: Ganoga, Patar. Ganoga, SpongeGar. Patar: Ganoga, Squog. Ganoga, SpongeGar. SpongeGar: Ganoga, Squog. Ganoga, Patar. SpongeGar: No Squog fwee fwee! SpongeGar fwee fwee! Squog: SpongeGar fagonda! Both: Patar! Squog: Grrr... Dumbo Patar. Fwee fwee Squog! Grrr... SpongeGar: Patar! Bawana, Patar! Bawana. Patar: Patar fwee fwee! Squog: Fwee fwee Squog! Fwee fwee Squog! Patar: Patar fwee fwee! SpongeGar: SpongeGar fwee fwee! All: Fwee fwee go bonga! SpongeGar: SpongeGar fwee fwee! Squog: Squog fwee fwee! Patar: Patar fwee fwee! SpongeGar: Oh, Patar... Patar: Oh, SpongeGar... SpongeGar: Oh, Patar... Patar: Oh, SpongeGar... Squog: Sutaka jakasa!!!!!! ...Tabonga do. Narrator: Perhaps certain events in history are better left untold Patchy: Now I know how Squidward feels… Potty: Why the long face? Patchy: I think you know perfectly well, you little winged vermin. All I wanted was to show the nice people how great the cavemen were, but all they got was technology-induced chaos! Potty: Come back inside. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Patchy: You got rid of the robot android cyborg?! Potty: Nope, even better. Patchy: Potty, I guess I really misjudged you… What the-?!! Song: When Worlds Collide When worlds collide Potty: Pretty sweet, eh? You can run But no can hide When worlds collide You'll laugh so hard You'll swear you've died When worlds collide Hold my hand I'll be your guide When worlds collide Buckle...buckle...buckle up for the sweetest ride And prepare to have your mind blown wide When worlds collide When worlds collide, it's a curious thing Bet you never heard a robot and a caveman sing In his metal chest are some working parts How is that different from my beating heart? I'm from the future, and I'm from the past But that don't mean this friendship wasn't built to last He was made in a lab, and I was born in a cave So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave Squidward: Future! Potty: Word! SpongeTron: I am SpongeTron. You, you, you, you can run But no can hide When worlds collide Patchy: Well Potty, I guess you were right. The future is cool. Potty: Just to show you there's no hard feelings, I got you a present from the prehistoric times. Patchy: Ooh! What is it? A new loincloth? Potty: No. Patchy: An enlarged forehead? Potty: No. Patchy: Aww, what is it? Potty!!! Potty: This is great. Patchy: Well, thanks for watching SpongeBob B.C. kids. Bye! Now he's tickling! Cut it out, you rascal!", +"Santa: Ho-ho-ho! You're a menace! Narrator: It's time for another SpongeBob SquarePants special! But it's not an ordinary special, because today we go to Encino, California, as it was… …one hundred million years ago! So prepare yourself for… SpongeBob SquarePants B.C.! With your host, Patchy the Pirate! Patchy: Yee-ha! Hey kids! Now, you're probably wondering, Hmm, what's Patchy doing in a cave? good question, you little... Well, it's because today's SpongeBob takes place in prehistoric times ...back when man struggled for survival and dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Isn't that right, Bronty? But I'm riding YOU now! Like I was saying, prehistoric times were the greatest. It was a simpler time with simpler pleasures! Your clothes always match! You can draw on the walls! And nobody yell at ya! It was much easier to hit a baseball! Oh yeah, prehistoric times were the best. Hey kids! Are those pterodactyl wings I hear 'a flappin'? I think I know who that is! Please welcome the Potty-dactyl! Potty: Sorry I'm late. Patchy: Potty! Why aren't you wearing your costume? I stayed up all night making it! Potty: You're wasting your time, old man. Prehistoric stuff is lame. Everybody knows the future's where it's at. Patchy: What?! That's not true! Don't mind him, folks. Why even SpongeBob SquarePants knows that prehistoric stuff is, what the kids say, cool. Potty: No he doesn't. Patchy: Yes he does. Potty: Nope. Patchy: He most certainly does. Potty: No he doesn't. Patchy: Yes he does! Potty: No. Patchy: I know for a fact that he does! Potty: ...not. Narrator: Meanwhile. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's wrong?","I don't know, Mr. Krabs, but I've got this strangest feeling that somewhere a pirate and parrot are arguing about me. And the parrot is winning." \ No newline at end of file