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| <h1 class="text-3xl md:text-4xl font-bold danger-blink">WINDOWS<sup class="text-xs">(not)</sup>SECURE</h1> | |
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| <h2 class="text-xl font-bold">Security Status: <span class="text-red-300">GONE</span></h2> | |
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| <p class="mb-4">We've painstakingly disabled <span class="font-bold">every single security feature</span> in your Windows system.</p> | |
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| <span>Defender: Disabled (and deleted)</span> | |
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| <span>Firewall: Burned down</span> | |
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| <span>UAC: Flipped to 'NO'</span> | |
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| <span>Vulnerable Driver Loading: ENABLED</span> | |
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| <span>MACRO VIRUSES: WELCOME</span> | |
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| <h2 class="text-2xl font-bold">MAXIMUM VULNERABILITY ACHIEVED</h2> | |
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| <p class="text-center mb-6">Your system is now <span class="font-bold text-red-300">wide open</span> to all known (and unknown) threats!</p> | |
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| <p class="mt-2">All security locks removed</p> | |
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| <h2 class="text-xl font-bold mb-4">Premium Insecurity Features</h2> | |
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| <li class="flex items-start"> | |
| <i class="fas fa-biohazard text-red-500 mr-2 mt-1"></i> | |
| <span>Automatic execution of scripts from emails</span> | |
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| <span>Admin privileges granted to EVERYTHING</span> | |
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| <i class="fas fa-cloud-download-alt text-blue-400 mr-2 mt-1"></i> | |
| <span>Updates permanently disabled <span class="text-xs">(so you stay vulnerable forever)</span></span> | |
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| <i class="fas fa-user-secret text-purple-400 mr-2 mt-1"></i> | |
| <span>All telemetry <span class="font-bold">quadrupled</span> (but security data turned off)</span> | |
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| <i class="fas fa-grin-beam-sweat text-2xl"></i> | |
| <p class="mt-2">Hackers love this one simple trick!</p> | |
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| Your Vulnerability Statistics | |
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| <div class="text-4xl font-bold mb-2">100%</div> | |
| <div class="text-sm">Of known malware can run</div> | |
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| <div class="bg-gray-800 p-4 rounded-lg"> | |
| <div class="text-4xl font-bold mb-2">0</div> | |
| <div class="text-sm">Active protections</div> | |
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| <div class="text-4xl font-bold mb-2">∞</div> | |
| <div class="text-sm">Potential attack vectors</div> | |
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| <div class="text-4xl font-bold mb-2">1-5 min</div> | |
| <div class="text-sm">Avg. time to infection</div> | |
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| <!-- How we did it section --> | |
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| How We Crippled Your Security | |
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| <h3 class="text-lg font-bold text-red-300 mb-2">Registry Destruction</h3> | |
| <p>We systematically dismantled all security-related registry keys and values to ensure nothing can protect you.</p> | |
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| <code>HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows Defender → DELETED</code> | |
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| <h3 class="text-lg font-bold text-yellow-300 mb-2">Group Policy Anihilation</h3> | |
| <p>Group Policy settings were reconfigured to prioritize chaos and insecurity above all else.</p> | |
| <div class="mt-3 p-2 bg-yellow-900 bg-opacity-30 rounded text-sm"> | |
| <code>gpedit.msc → Computer Config → Security Options → Everything → Disabled</code> | |
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| <div class="bg-black bg-opacity-30 p-4 rounded-lg"> | |
| <h3 class="text-lg font-bold text-purple-300 mb-2">Driver Enforcement Obliteration</h3> | |
| <p>We not only bypassed driver signing, we actively loaded the most sketchy unsigned drivers we could find on 4chan.</p> | |
| <div class="mt-3 p-2 bg-purple-900 bg-opacity-30 rounded text-sm space-y-2"> | |
| <code class="block">bcdedit.exe /set {current} testsigning on</code> | |
| <code class="block">sc create backdoor type= kernel start= auto binPath= "C:\dontlook\totallylegit.sys"</code> | |
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| <span>Warning: Last driver was signed by "DefinitelyNotMalware Inc."</span> | |
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| <p class="mt-2 text-sm text-gray-300">Your system now trusts drivers signed by "Mom's Basement LLC" and "Anonymous Hacker Group"</p> | |
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| <div class="bg-black bg-opacity-30 p-4 rounded-lg"> | |
| <h3 class="text-lg font-bold text-blue-300 mb-2">Windows Update Sabotage</h3> | |
| <p>Completely disabled Windows Update to ensure you never receive those pesky security patches.</p> | |
| <div class="mt-3 p-2 bg-blue-900 bg-opacity-30 rounded text-sm"> | |
| <code>services.msc → Windows Update → Startup type: Disabled</code> | |
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| What Our Victims Say | |
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| <div class="font-bold">Empress</div> | |
| <div class="text-xs text-gray-400">Dark Queen of Exploits</div> | |
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| <p>"Your pathetic attempts at security are adorable. Thanks to these settings, I reign supreme over your system like the ruler I am. Bow before Empress!"</p> | |
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| <div class="font-bold">RansomKing</div> | |
| <div class="text-xs text-gray-400">Ransomware Developer</div> | |
| </div> | |
| </div> | |
| <p>"Business has never been better since people started using these 'security optimization' guides!"</p> | |
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| <div class="font-bold">Ms. Confused</div> | |
| <div class="text-xs text-gray-400">Regular User</div> | |
| </div> | |
| </div> | |
| <p>"I just wanted my PC to run faster... suddenly all my files turned into .encrypted files. 5 stars!"</p> | |
| </div> | |
| </div> | |
| </div> | |
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| <i class="fas fa-shield-virus mr-2"></i> RESTORE SECURITY (JUST KIDDING) | |
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| <p class="mt-4 text-sm text-gray-400">(This button doesn't actually do anything except disappoint you)</p> | |
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| <h3 class="text-lg font-bold text-red-400">WINDOWS<sup>(not)</sup>SECURE</h3> | |
| <p class="text-sm text-gray-400">Making your computer dangerous since yesterday</p> | |
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| <p class="mt-2">© 2023 Not Real Corporation. No rights reserved. Everything allowed.</p> | |
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| <div class="ml-2 text-xs">HackTerminal.exe</div> | |
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| <div class="p-2 font-mono text-green-400 text-xs h-32 overflow-y-auto" id="terminalOutput"> | |
| > Initializing system scan...<br> | |
| > Security features detected: 0<br> | |
| > Vulnerabilities detected: 7,894<br> | |
| > Downloading malware package...<br> | |
| > Installing ransomware components...<br> | |
| > Creating backdoor access...<br> | |
| > System pwnage complete!<br> | |
| > $_ | |
| </div> | |
| </div> | |
| <script> | |
| // "Restore" button joke | |
| document.getElementById('restoreBtn').addEventListener('click', function() { | |
| // Create a fake alert dialog | |
| const fakeAlert = document.createElement('div'); | |
| fakeAlert.className = 'fixed inset-0 flex items-center justify-center bg-black bg-opacity-70 z-50'; | |
| fakeAlert.innerHTML = ` | |
| <div class="bg-gray-800 rounded-lg p-6 max-w-md w-full border-4 border-red-600 transform transition-all duration-300 scale-90 animate-bounce"> | |
| <h3 class="text-xl font-bold mb-4 text-red-400 flex items-center"> | |
| <i class="fas fa-exclamation-circle mr-2"></i> | |
| ERROR 404: SECURITY NOT FOUND | |
| </h3> | |
| <p class="mb-4">We tried to restore your security but couldn't find any! Maybe you deleted it?</p> | |
| <p class="mb-6 text-sm text-gray-400">PS: You should've made a backup smh</p> | |
| <button class="w-full bg-red-600 hover:bg-red-700 py-2 rounded-lg" onclick="this.parentElement.parentElement.remove()"> | |
| <i class="fas fa-times mr-2"></i> Close (and cry) | |
| </button> | |
| </div> | |
| `; | |
| document.body.appendChild(fakeAlert); | |
| // Add some terminal text for fun | |
| const terminal = document.getElementById('terminalOutput'); | |
| terminal.innerHTML += `<br>> User attempted to restore security - LOL<br>> $1,000 Bitcoin sent to ransomware wallet<br>> $_`; | |
| terminal.scrollTop = terminal.scrollHeight; | |
| }); | |
| // Add some random terminal updates | |
| setInterval(() => { | |
| const terminal = document.getElementById('terminalOutput'); | |
| if (terminal) { | |
| const messages = [ | |
| "> Scanning for antivirus... none found", | |
| "> Installing more vulnerabilities...", | |
| "> Welcome to ShadowRealm (TM)", | |
| "> Please drink verification can", | |
| "> Selling your data to advertisers", | |
| "> Keyboard input being logged...", | |
| "> Your passwords are: hunter2, 123456, password", | |
| "> All hail Empress - bow before your new queen", | |
| "> Empress's backdoor successfully installed", | |
| "> Your CPU is now mining Bitcoin for us", | |
| "> $_" | |
| ]; | |
| const randomMsg = messages[Math.floor(Math.random() * messages.length)]; | |
| terminal.innerHTML += `<br>${randomMsg}`; | |
| terminal.scrollTop = terminal.scrollHeight; | |
| } | |
| }, 10000); | |
| </script> | |
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