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<pre><span class="hl-var">@import</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">url</span><span class="hl-code">(</span><span class="hl-identifier">https</span><span class="hl-code">://</span><span class="hl-identifier">fonts.googleapis.com</span><span class="hl-code">/</span><span class="hl-identifier">css2</span><span class="hl-code">?</span><span class="hl-identifier">family</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-identifier">Montserrat</span><span class="hl-special">:wght</span><span class="hl-var">@600</span><span class="hl-code">;700&</span><span class="hl-identifier">display</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-identifier">swap</span><span class="hl-code">);
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Centered</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Sigma</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">2021</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">Wikidot</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">Component</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">By</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Lt</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Flops</span><span class="hl-code"> (</span><span class="hl-identifier">CC</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BY-SA</span><span class="hl-code"> 3.0)
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Forked</span><span class="hl-code"> from:
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Penumbra</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Theme</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">by</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">EstrellaYoshte</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Also</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">based</span><span class="hl-code"> on:
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Centered</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BHL</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">by</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Woedenaz</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">**</span><span class="hl-code">/
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">VARS</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-special">:root</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">titleColor:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">95</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">subtitleColor:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">60</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">62</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">85</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">lgurl:</span><span class="hl-code"> url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/component:pride-highlighter/lgbtqp_logo.svg)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">SITE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BANNER</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div#header</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">absolute</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> ""</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--lgurl)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">top</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-repeat:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">no-repeat</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">9</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.33</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">float:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Hide</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Existing</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Style</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">New</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> "Montserrat", "Arial", </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.15</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--titleColor)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">115</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">700</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--subtitleColor)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">130</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">600</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Set</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">New</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code">'</span><span class="hl-identifier">s</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">From</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Variable</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-title, "SCP FOUNDATION")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-subtitle, "SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">SEARCH</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input.button</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">TOP</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BAR</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">40</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">LOGIN</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> initial</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">87</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#account-topbutton</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">87</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">PAGE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">TITLE</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.meta-title</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-title</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">BREADCRUMBS</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.pseudocrumbs</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#breadcrumbs</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">MOBILE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">DISPLAY</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 767</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.85</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.mobile-top-bar</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
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<p><strong>Translator's note:</strong> This article was an entry for the 2019 Mentor & Mentee Contest of the KO branch, where the Mentee is the writer and the Mentor gives advice. The Author here is <span class="printuser"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/bangja" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3064863); return false;">Bangja</a></span>.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-823-KO</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Four (4) Foundation intelligence agents<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> disguised as the █ Corps direct intelligence preparation squad is dispatched <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">weekly</span> quarterly to unit ██ GOP(General Outpost) Checkpoint █ to observe extraordinary behaviour of SCP-823-KO-1. All attempts to rescue SCP-823-KO-1 have failed, including those made by the ROK Army Ground Operations Command.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Communication should always be on standby for messages sent by SCP-823-KO-1 to Checkpoint █.</span></p>
<p>To block wired and wireless communications that SCP-823-KO-1 sends to Checkpoint █, all PRC-96K radios and integrated telephone equipment are replaced with new ones.</p>
<p>The area where the anomaly of the entity can be observed is an active operational region in South Korea, and considering its military sensitivity, excessive interference such as Foundation troop support will not occur. Military personnel and officers involved in related matters within divisions and lower units will be administered Class-C amnestics upon discharge.</p>
<p>The Ground Operations Command is to handle all other necessary security-related procedures.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-823-KO refers to the incident in 20██ at the GOP Checkpoint █ within Unit ██, where Private First Class(PFC) Baek Dong-hyun<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> went missing. At the time of the incident, SCP-823-KO-1 was reported to have "disappeared without a trace as the guard post door closed due to the wind while inspecting the upper post while patrolling Checkpoint █'s patrol area."<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup> Notably, despite this, wired and wireless communications can still be received from SCP-823-KO-1. It appears that SCP-823-KO-1 is using the radio it was carrying at the time and 9 wired devices installed in posts within the sector. This allowed for an interview regarding the location of SCP-823-KO-1.</p>
<p>SCP-823-KO-1 stated that he is isolated in a location almost identical to the baseline world but cannot leave the patrol area of Checkpoint █. According to further testimony, no one else is in the area,<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup> it is always night, and it is impossible to leave the patrol route or follow it to the patrol area of another checkpoint for unknown reasons. Additionally, there are many unanswered questions, such as how SCP-823-KO-1 can survive without food and water. Despite extensive research, very little has been discovered about these anomalies.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 823-KO-A: Recording of PFC Baek</strong></p>
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<p>At 23:00 on the day of the incident, the personnel on duty received a message from PFC Baek Dong Hyeon via a call in the integrated situation room. The source of the transmission, as indicated on the circuit board, was Outpost █-9. The initial receiver and recorder of the message was PFC ███, and this was the first communication received from PFC Baek Dong-hyun.</p>
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<p>██/██/██.</p>
<p><strong>PFC ███:</strong> This is Private First Class ███ of Checkpoint █, how may I help you?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Hello? ██? Is that you, ██?</p>
<p><strong>PFC ███:</strong> What? PFC Baek? (<em>Commotion within the room</em>) W-wait a second, sir. (<em>Shouting away from the telephone</em>) Lieutenant Jang! Sir!</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Wait! No! ██? ███?</p>
<p><strong>2nd Lieutenant(2LT) Jang ██:</strong> Hey, Donghyeon! This is your checkpoint supervisor. Where are you right now?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> S-sir? What is going on right now?</p>
<p><strong>2LT Jang:</strong> What? Are you for- Where the hell were you? Where is your location?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> I- Now- Wait- I'm at Oupost █-9. What is going on? It suddenly became dark, nobody was outside, and I couldn't see Sergeant █ anywhere…</p>
<p><strong>2LT Jang:</strong> Son, I'm leaving now. Stay where you are! (Shouting away from the telephone) Hey! Prepare the signallers for dispatch right now! …</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Sir? Hello?</p>
<p><em>Brief Silence</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Seong Junggi:</strong> Donghyeon! What is going on right now?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Hey, Junggi, I don't fucking know what the fuck is going on. What in the world… Where's Sergeant ███? Where are the others?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Seong:</strong> We were all outside searching for you! The whole unit's in chaos. Sergeant ███ was sent to the Battalion HQ for interrogation. I thought he shot you and buried your body somewhere.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Hey, he's going to get discharged soon; he's not even carrying his own bullets.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup> I'm carrying them for him.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Seong:</strong> So, where have you and your precious rounds been for the last seven hours?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> I- I really don't know… Fuck, I can smell all the paperwork that I'm gonna do for something I have no idea about.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Seong:</strong> Anyways, thank goodness you're fine. The Lieutenant will be there soon.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Alright. Uh… I can't see him yet.</p>
<p><strong>2LT Jang:</strong> (On radio) <em>Blows into the mic twice</em> Mr Baek with two bars on his hat, show yourself. This is the checkpoint supervisor, over.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (On radio) Ah, Private 1st Class Baek Donghyeon reporting, over.</p>
<p><strong>2LT Jang:</strong> (On radio) Current location is Outpost █-9, over</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (On radio) Uh… Me too, over?</p>
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<p>██/██/██.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Seong:</strong> Hello, this is Private 1st Class Seong Junggi from Checkpoint █.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Wait, you're on day duty today?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Seong:</strong> I requested because of you. You bastard, look what you've done. Thanks to you, I saw a helicopter here for the first time. The search party is searching through the DMZ; no stone unturned.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> I'm here. It shows which outpost I'm calling from right there on your radar.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Seong:</strong> That's the mystery. Some Wizard of Wonderland shit. We keep getting calls from someone who's not there. Are you fucking dead? Is this your ghost speaking? Fuck, gives me the chills.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> I don't have any grudges. I'd rather be in hell than here.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Seong:</strong> Why don't you walk towards us? Have you been outside the outpost?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> The squad leader told me to wait, so I didn't. Let me try.</p>
<p><em>Brief Silence</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Uh… It's hard to explain. I did get outside the outpost and onto the patrol route. But I can't get to the supply road. I just can't. Or, more like it's impossible for me to. This thing… It doesn't look like a road. Oh, and one more thing: It's 7 AM, but it's pitch black here. This looks nothing like a morning. Security lights are off because it's daytime. I can't see anything.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Seong:</strong> Yeah, what the hell… Thanks for the extra paperwork, crew cut.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (<em>Laughter</em>) Yeah, go shit yourself.</p>
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<p>██/██/██.</p>
<p><em>At this point, the Foundation obtained information about SCP-823-KO and dispatched the Head of Site research team, Yeon Soha and three intelligence agents as a containment team. They were disguised as members of the █ Corps direct intelligence preparation squad and were each given appropriate cover ranks. A field camp was established within the patrol area of Checkpoint █.</em></p>
<p><strong>Corporal(Cpl) Seong:</strong> (On radio) <em>*Blow*</em> What are you doing Baek, over.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (On radio) Just lying on the road, over.</p>
<p><strong>Cpl Seong:</strong> (On radio) Are you a hobo, over?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (On radio) The full moon is especially beautiful today, over.</p>
<p><strong>Cpl Seong:</strong> (On radio) …Do you know what day it is?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (On radio) Hmm… Someone's birthday?</p>
<p><strong>Cpl Seong:</strong> (On radio) Our promotion to corporal.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (On radio) Hah, meaningless, over.</p>
<p><strong>Cpl Seong:</strong> (On radio) The higher-ups sent an analysis team. I didn't think much of it, but the corps sent it.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (On radio) Did you see any four-starred generals, over?</p>
<p><strong>Cpl Seong:</strong> (On radio) Don't know, but I heard a Major General came over. Over.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (On radio) Aight, meaning-fucking-less, over.</p>
<p><strong>Cpl Seong:</strong> (On radio) …Please come back. I postponed my vacation because of you, over.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (On radio) Baek out.</p>
<p><strong>Cpl Seong:</strong> (On radio) Seong Out, end of communication.</p>
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<p>██/██/██.</p>
<p><strong>1st Lieutenant(1LT) Jang:</strong> So, you can't get onto the main supply road for some reason, right?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Affirmative, sir.</p>
<p><strong>1LT Jang:</strong> Baek, pull out your grenade right there.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> A grenade? Are you sure?</p>
<p><strong>1LT Jang:</strong> I got it approved by the battalion. Trust me.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Um… OK, wait a miute. Done.</p>
<p><strong>1LT Jang:</strong> Can you throw it at the fence down there?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Yes, sir. I'll be there.</p>
<p><em>Shortly after, an explosion can be heard from the phone. The baseline is unaffected.</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> It exploded. The fence and stairs are now smithereens.</p>
<p><strong>1LT Jang:</strong> Here… Nothing happened. I can't even hear the explosion.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> I wasn't expecting much. Anyways, what should I do with this hole here?</p>
<p><strong>1LT Jang:</strong> Leave it. Wait, can you cross over the hole?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Uh… OK, wait a minute, sir.</p>
<p><em>Several minutes later</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Right, this feels different from the main supply road, sir. But it didn't feel right, so I stepped only one foot out.</p>
<p><strong>1LT Jang:</strong> Wait, this feels like I'm asking you to cross to North Korea. Scratch that. Well done.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Sir, before you leave.</p>
<p><strong>1LT Jang:</strong> Hmm?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Congratulations on your promotion, sir.</p>
<p><strong>1LT Jang:</strong> Thanks.</p>
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<p>██/██/██.</p>
<p><strong>Sergeant(SGT) Seong:</strong> Yo.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> What.</p>
<p><strong>SGT Seong:</strong> I'm staying in the military.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-6" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-6')">6</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> You moron.</p>
<p><strong>SGT Seong:</strong> No, this is for real.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> But why?</p>
<p><strong>SGT Seong:</strong> I mean, I have nothing to do. I just did it. (Brief pause) Why are you asking?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> If you're doing this because of me…</p>
<p><strong>SGT Seong:</strong> (Brief pause) It's not.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Fuck, fuck, fuck!! Junggi, I'm so overwhelmed. How long am I supposed to live like this? What the fuck did I do wrong? Huh?</p>
<p><strong>SGT Seong:</strong> Donghyeon.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> So, I have to live my fucking life, my entire life like this? I'm here stranded in god knows where, wasting time, and I…</p>
<p><strong>SGT Seong:</strong> Donghyeon.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> When I was gonna say don't do it if you're doing it because of me, it got blocked on the back of my throat. I thought you'd leave me here. Am I not a selfish prick? But, this is fucking scary. Fuck, what if everyone gives up on me? What if everyone just abandons me with no hope…</p>
<p><strong>SGT Seong:</strong> Donghyeon, that won't happen. We all know you're going through the roughest time. Nobody is abandoning you.</p>
<p><em>Long silence</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (<em>Long sigh</em>)…. Fuuuuck, I need a cigarette.</p>
<p><strong>SGT Seong:</strong> Let's smoke together once you return.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> …You don't even smoke.</p>
<p><em>Short silence</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> What, you started smoking? Fuck me, man.</p>
<p><strong>SGT Seong:</strong> Bye.</p>
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<p>██/██/██.</p>
<p><strong>Staff Sergeant(SSG) Seong:</strong> How was your experiment with lieutenant Yeon?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Well, she was an odd lady. So was her experiment.</p>
<p><strong>SSG Seong:</strong> She's a good person and around the same age as us.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Huh, I didn't know you were so interested in her.</p>
<p><strong>SSG Seong:</strong> Piss off. I'm running today's experiments.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Yes! Sergeant! Your wish is my command!</p>
<p><strong>SSG Seong:</strong> You remember the Claymore detonator in outpost █-8?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Claymore? It's in █-13, too.</p>
<p><strong>SSG Seong:</strong> We place a detonator every night, so there should be one right now. Try to find it.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> (<em>Metal box opening</em>) Well, here it is. So, blast this thing now?</p>
<p><strong>SSG Seong:</strong> No, no, no, no. OK, now. Blast it now.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> I'm nervous. Just a sec.</p>
<p><em>Giant explosion. The claymore in the baseline world was also detonated.</em></p>
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<p>██/██/██.</p>
<p><em>At this point, SCP-823-KO-1 was honorarily discharged after the board decision from higher command.</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> It's raining.</p>
<p><em>Silence</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> I should have been discharged by now.</p>
<p><em>Silence, sounds of slight rainfall</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> I was going to go to Seoul once I finished my service. My town, ██, it's nowhere. There is nothing there but clean air.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Get a room, do part-time jobs, get an education, and… the audition.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Junggi, you, you went to college… Man, you're now sergeant first class. What are you going to do with college?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> … I'm all sick of this. I'm through.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Junggi? Seungwoo? Who is this?</p>
<p><strong>2LT ███:</strong> … This is the leader of the █ platoon. I was just commissioned here.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Oh, It's an honour, sir.</p>
<p><strong>2LT ███:</strong> Mr Donghyeon, you're not a soldier anymore. You're honorarily discharged following an accident on duty.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Oh? Oh, ah-. Then…</p>
<p><em>Silence, slightly heavier rainfall</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Isn't Junggi on duty today? It would be nice to speak to him.</p>
<p><strong>2LT ███:</strong> The vice supervisor is on holiday. Didn't he tell you?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Oh, no. Nope. I must have forgotten. Thank you.</p>
<p><strong>2LT ███:</strong> No problem, Donghyeon. Cheer up.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Of course. Wait, a moment, please.</p>
<p><strong>2LT ███:</strong> Yes?</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> So, I'm considered dead there, right?</p>
<p><em>Long silence, heavy rainfall</em></p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Does my family think I'm dead, too?</p>
<p><strong>2LT ███:</strong> (After long silence) Yes, this is heavily classified information.</p>
<p><strong>PFC Baek:</strong> Hmm… I see. Thank you.</p>
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<p>██/██/██.</p>
<p><em>Sergeant First Class(SFC) Seong Junggi attempted a radio call the morning after he returned from holiday. This is the last recording done by the ROK army.</em></p>
<p><strong>SFC Seong:</strong> (On radio) (<em>Blows into mic</em>) Two bars, Baek, respond, over.</p>
<p><em>Silence</em></p>
<p><strong>SFC Seong:</strong> (On radio) Are you asleep, over?</p>
<p><em>Silence</em></p>
<p><strong>SFC Seong:</strong> (On radio) I repeat… Fuck it, Donghyeon, I'm here to say goodbye.</p>
<p><strong>SFC Seong:</strong> (On radio) …I'm sorry I went on holiday without telling you. I kept thinking about you while I was away.</p>
<p><strong>SFC Seong:</strong> (On radio) I saw my parents after a long time. I thought they'd be mad, but they- they said nothing. I should have visited them more often. They can't visit the GOP either.</p>
<p><strong>SFC Seong:</strong> (On radio) … I also saw your mother. I didn't have the courage… but my dad urged me to pay a visit… She was well, nowhere ill. I said hello and she just- just hugged me and started crying. I had much to say to her, but I… couldn't tell her much.</p>
<p><strong>SFC Seong:</strong> (On radio) Your mom gave me this while I was about to smoke. (Rustling) It looks like a watch. She must have prepared it for your discharge present.</p>
<p><strong>SFC Seong:</strong> (On radio) If you ever come back… Ask Captain Yeon to give it to you. I…</p>
<p><em>Short silence</em></p>
<p><strong>SFC Seong:</strong> (On radio, choked up with emotion) I have to let you go.</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 823-KO-B:</strong> <strong>Foundation experiment records</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 09.1</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> Check if SCP-823-KO-1 can return to reality under the conditions during the SCP-823-KO incident.</p>
<p><strong>Result:</strong> The door was left to close in the outpost, but nothing happened.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 09.2</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> D-Class personnel are sent into SCP-823-KO-2 under the conditions during the SCP-823-KO incident.</p>
<p><strong>Result:</strong> D-6301 and 6302 were sent one by one into the outpost, and the door was left to close, but nothing happened.</p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> Using two soldiers on active duty from Unit ██ was proposed to the ██ Republic of Korea Army Command but was sternly rejected.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 09.3</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> The Containment team from Dimension Site-62 is dispatched to analyse SCP-823-KO-2 and rescue SCP-823-KO-1</p>
<p><strong>Result:</strong> No extradimensional or anomalous dimensional passages were found. The radio signals from SCP-823-KO-1 reflect his location within SCP-823-KO-2, but attempts to trace the source did not extend beyond the boundaries of reality. An investigation of six open pocket dimensions in the surrounding area found no passages related to SCP-823-KO.</p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> We're upset knowing there's one more thing we cannot contain after this investigation. However, this could mean that SCP-823-KO-2 might not be related to spaces or dimensions. For example, it could be a hazard. I suggest that we take a more open approach.<br/></p>
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<p><strong>─ Dimensional Containment Expert W.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 9.4</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> The previous experiment revealed that SCP-823-KO-1 can only interact with reality via electronics. It is to be checked if photographic equipment, such as cameras, can record SCP-823-KO-1.</p>
<p><strong>Result:</strong> No cameras cannot capture SCP-823-KO-1. It seems that he can interact with only the equipment present within the sector during SCP-823-KO.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 9.5</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> Check if transmissions from SCP-823-KO-1 are not real but instead an illusion or an anomalous meme.</p>
<p><strong>Result:</strong> Meme response analysis revealed no possibility of any agents or the research team being exposed to hazardous memes or cognitohazards with 99.5% accuracy.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 9.6</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> Based on <strong>Experiment Log 9.4</strong>, wired telephones in the outpost within the sector are replaced, checking if it disables communication with SCP-823-KO-1.</p>
<p><strong>Result:</strong> Replacing Outpost █-16's communications equipment rendered receiving signals from SCP-823-KO-1 impossible. Similarly, replacing the cables also disabled transmission.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 10.1</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> To check if SCP-823-KO-2 is an illusion that SCP-823-KO-1 is experiencing, the radio PRC-96K is used as an ultrasonic transmitter to compare SCP-823-KO-2 with reality.</p>
<p><strong>Result:</strong> Using the collected data, a 3D modelling of SCP-823-KO-2 was constructed. No big differences with reality were found.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 10.2</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> The research team hypothesised that an anomalous effect prevents SCP-823-KO-1 from escaping the sector. Using <a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-061">SCP-061</a>, SCP-823-KO-1 is guided out of the sector.</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong></p>
<p><strong>[Start of Log]</strong></p>
<p>SCP-823-KO-1 was affected by SCP-061 through wireless transmission, entering a "Stable state". Site Research Head Yeon Soha directs specific behaviour, and Researcher W. sends encrypted auditory commands.</p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> Good, can you hear me? Press the alarm button once if nothing's happening. Press it twice if it is.</p>
<p><em>Beep</em></p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> Walk ten steps and report.</p>
<p><em>Beep</em></p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> Good. Now… turn yourself towards the main supply road, go three steps, and report.</p>
<p><em>Two beeps</em></p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> (Sigh) That's a fail. We have to check for other methods.</p>
<p><strong>[End of Log]</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 10.3</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> SCP-823-KO-1 cannot access food, water, or other daily items. However, the subject appears undisturbed by such restrictions, nor does he feel the need for them. Records might suggest that SCP-823-KO-1 is an electronic-based instance.</p>
<p><strong>Result:</strong> An in-depth analysis by the research team revealed no evidence that SCP-823-KO-1 is an electronic instance. Attempts to investigate SCP-823-KO-1's physical properties, identities, or other statuses resulted only in vague conclusions.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Proposal 10.4</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> SCP-823-KO-1 crosses the border to the North through the hole in the fence. If he exits SCP-823-KO-2, he is to be returned to South Korea with Foundation agents in North Korea.</p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> The proposal is currently on hold.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Proposal 19.█</strong></p>
<p><strong>Summary:</strong> [DATA EXPUNGED]</p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> The proposal is under discussion.</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 823-KO-C: Interview log of SFC Seong Junggi</strong></p>
<p>On ██/██/██, Sergeant Seong contacted the Site Head of Research, Yeon Soha, who was on regular leave, and proposed to have a meal together. Yeon agreed to meet on the day of Sergeant Song's return from leave, combining it with a regular interview.</p>
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<p><strong>[Start of Log]</strong><br/>
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Yeon enters through the restaurant door. Seong is already there waiting, sitting in his seat.</p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> Mr Seong! How was your vacation?</p>
<p><em>Sound of chair pulling</em></p>
<p><strong>Seong:</strong> It's been a while since I've been on holiday for this long. It was good. Well, I met friends and family I've not seen for a while.</p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> That's because you stay on duty despite your holidays. Take care of yourself! Overworking takes a toll on your health.</p>
<p><strong>Seong:</strong> …How can I leave him, just stranded there…</p>
<p><em>Short silence</em></p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> …Rest assured that'll be dealt with. That's why we come each week.</p>
<p>Seong opens the cutlery box and places chopsticks before Yeon. Yeon pours water into the metal cup. A server walks towards their table with plates.</p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> That aside, it's our first meal together, and you bring us to a Korean BBQ? Pork belly makes your clothes smell like meat. I'm a lady, too, you know.</p>
<p><strong>Seong:</strong> This place has good meat.</p>
<p><em>The server places the plates with meat on it.</em></p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> I also got the extra pay for the holiday. Help yourself.</p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> Ribeye? No complaints anymore, then! Thank you, Mr Seong!</p>
<p><em>Yeon grabs a pair of tongs and puts the pieces of meat on the grill.</em></p>
<p><strong>Seong:</strong> Oh, yeah, I asked you out to talk about that.</p>
<p><em>Short silence</em></p>
<p><strong>Seong:</strong> It's been a while, hasn't it, since that incident with Donghyeon. It's been six years. That's about as much as I've known you. It hurt me so much; he was my friend, and I joined the military with him. I couldn't stand it. That's why when █ Battalion moved out from the GOP, I stayed there as a corporal on duty with a different battalion. I couldn't leave him as a sergeant, so I stayed. I declined better positions, insisting on being vice checkpoint supervisor or combat squad leader so I could visit that place on patrol as much as possible.</p>
<p>…If he just went missing, I would have given up much earlier. But how can I ignore him when he keeps calling me? I've been insane since then. I didn't care if I got a call from home, I- I…</p>
<p><em>Seong downs the cup of water. After a short silence, Seong presses the bell and orders soju. A server soon brings a bottle of soju.</em></p>
<p><strong>Yeon:</strong> You're returning to duty today. Are you sure about drinking?</p>
<p><strong>Seong:</strong> Recently, before I went out on holiday on duty, a sergeant close to me came and said he would be promoted to Master Sergeant next month, so he asked for my congratulations. I didn't know then, but that made me reflect on myself. I'm a first-class sergeant now, then I will become a master sergeant, then a sergeant major, and keep doing this shit on and on for the rest of my life. No offence to you, Captain Yeon, but honestly, you know that shit hasn't been done for who the fuck knows. The higher-ups kept bugging us, saying there was no hope before they eventually cut funds. I don't know if you know, but it's been a while.<br/>
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A major asked if this whole fiasco is a harassment tactic from the North. My blood boiled, but I couldn't say anything. Frankly, we're trying to solve something that doesn't make sense, and that harassment tactic stuff did. They said they would stop investing funds and personnel in something that isn't profiting anyone. Then they went on about replacing all telephones with new ones as if nothing happened.<br/>
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Well, isn't that fucking logical and appropriate? My emotional claims, devoid of any logic, were heavily criticised. (<em>Sobbing</em>) And, yes, I am exhausted.</p>
<p><em>Seong downs a shot of soju.</em></p>
<p><strong>[End of Log]</strong></p>
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<p>Sergeant Seong was voluntarily discharged a few weeks after the interview. As per protocol, Seong was treated with amnestics. From then on, Foundation personnel and monetary support was significantly cut. Special containment procedures were revised so Foundation information agents are dispatched to SCP-823-KO quarterly. However, Yeon visited the place more often than that.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 823-KO-D: Log of Anomalous Events</strong></p>
<p>After Seong's discharge and the complete severance of SCP-823-KO-1's communications, the sector personnel observed multiple anomalous events. However, it is unclear whether all these anomalies are related to SCP-823-KO.</p>
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<td><strong>Reporter</strong></td>
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<td>In front of Outpost █-1</td>
<td>An unknown voice and background noise resembling radio signals were heard.</td>
<td>On-duty personnel in the outpost</td>
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<td>Outpost █-16</td>
<td>During a patrol, the outpost's wired telephone bell rang. Upon checking, there were no transmission records in the situation room.</td>
<td>Officers on patrol</td>
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<td>The master telephone rang an alert sign. The signal was sent by Outpost █-16. The personnel on duty was in outpost █-1.</td>
<td>Late night operator</td>
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<td>Outpost █-13</td>
<td>During a claymore inspection, the inspection device was broken for unknown reasons.</td>
<td>Checkpoint █ supervisor</td>
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<td>Outpost █-3</td>
<td>An unknown voice and background noise resembling radio signals were heard.</td>
<td>Checkpoint █ vice supervisor</td>
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<td>Outpost █-12</td>
<td>See <a class="newpage" href="/ifideadiwontlose">Addendum 823-KO-E</a></td>
<td>Checkpoint █ video sentry</td>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Part of the <a href="/secure-facility-dossier-site-04k">Site-04K ROK Armed Force Monitoring Department</a></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Designated as SCP-823-KO-1.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Sergeant ███, who was patrolling together, was unaffected, possibly because he was outside the post and thus avoided the anomalous effects of SCP-823-KO.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. Designated as SCP-823-KO-2.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. <strong>Translator's Note:</strong> South Korea has a conscription system. Healthy men aged 19 to 34 have to serve in the military for around 2 years. The final rank before discharge for most people is Sergeant.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-6"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-6')">6</a>. <strong>Translator's note:</strong> One can decide to remain in the military after mandatory service to pursue it as their career and become promoted to staff sergeant.</div>
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">115</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">700</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--subtitleColor)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">130</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">600</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Set</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">New</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code">'</span><span class="hl-identifier">s</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">From</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Variable</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-title, "SCP FOUNDATION")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-subtitle, "SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">SEARCH</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input.button</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">TOP</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BAR</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">40</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">LOGIN</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> initial</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">87</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#account-topbutton</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">PAGE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">TITLE</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.meta-title</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-title</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">BREADCRUMBS</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.pseudocrumbs</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#breadcrumbs</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">MOBILE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">DISPLAY</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 767</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.85</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.mobile-top-bar</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">img.small</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transform:</span><span class="hl-code"> translate(</span><span class="hl-number">6</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#my-account</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#account-topbutton</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
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<p>Virtual simulation of SCP-824-KO<br/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-824-KO</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-824-KO is to be stored in a vacuum container reinforced with shock-absorbent material. Due to the nature of SCP-824-KO, it cannot be moved to a distant external base. Hence, the underground facility where the instance is found is to be operated as a temporary isolation unit. The facility is to be equipped with a special design to withstand earthquakes and cooling facility to ensure that SCP-824-KO always has minimal momentum. Experiments or regular inspections are to be carried out with minimal personnel or remote equipment.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-824-KO is a transparent liquid that is approximately 400ml in a glass. It is colourless and odourless, its other apparent properties such as viscosity suggest that it is pure water.</p>
<p>The anomaly of SCP-824-KO <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">manifests when the liquid exhibit excessive motility</span> is that its particles' movement depends on external GPUs. The affected GPU performs a calculation that simulates fluid motion through an anomalous paranormal mathematic code, which soon becomes the movement of SCP-824-KO. If the fluid flow becomes too strong, rendering the calculation difficult, or if the GPU does not provide sufficient performance, SCP-824-KO effects the surrounding reality in a harmful manner. The following anomalies have been identified:</p>
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<li>Time near SCP-824-KO flows in a non-continuous manner. It is perceived as broken, as 'buffering' or 'lagging' like commonly experienced in computer devices.</li>
<li>The flow of fluid within the radius is extremely simplified. Usually, the turbulence of the atmosphere, ocean current, and sewage facilities are affected, which is visually depicted as "droplets of water the size of a fist rolling around". At this point, it could harm the circulation of blood in living organisms.</li>
<li>The average temperature nearby drops significantly.</li>
<li>The severity and radius of phenomena above are proportional to the complexity of the calculation. It has been identified that the radius of effect can grow up to [REDACTED] kilometres.</li>
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<p><strong>Initial Discovery:</strong> Foundation web crawlers infiltrated the world's crypto mining markets and identified an underground structure while tracking malicious code that put an 80% performance strain on GPUs. After an in-depth investigation, the source was narrowed down to a facility, to which the Foundation deployed a strike team of four to execute a surprise attack. In response, an unidentified person in the facility quickly stirred SCP-824-KO with a teaspoon. At that moment, the strike team suffered a lag in time, while the person fled as they were used to such situations. Phenomena similar to 'frame drops' occurred in an interval of a few seconds at first, then a few decaseconds. An outside sniper attempted to shoot down the person. However, the bullet was also caught in the lag and was unable to subdue the target.</p>
<p>Subsequent investigation of the facility revealed a code that combined the Navier-Stokes equation with an anomalous paranormal mathematic formula on the workstation computer.</p>
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<p>SCP-824-KO's mass is similar to a glass of water. This equates to about 22 moles. In other words, this cup contains 22×6×10<sup>23</sup> molecules.</p>
<p>When I recently ran about 100 particle simulation on a Foundation workstation device, it took a few decaminutes per frame, but this is a number of tens of quadrillion times bigger than that. We don't have any computers that can calculate this amount of particles in our Foundation.</p>
<p>We've established containment procedures that freeze SCP-824-KO. But if situations like natural disasters or worse occur, implementing ludicrous plans to hack the world might become an inevitable choice. Maybe, that wouldn't be the end of that. 824-KO might just devour this whole area.</p>
<p><em>- Dr. W, Fluidics.</em></p>
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">By</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Lt</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Flops</span><span class="hl-code"> (</span><span class="hl-identifier">CC</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BY-SA</span><span class="hl-code"> 3.0)
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Forked</span><span class="hl-code"> from:
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Penumbra</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Theme</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">by</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">EstrellaYoshte</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Also</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">based</span><span class="hl-code"> on:
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Centered</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BHL</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">by</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Woedenaz</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">**</span><span class="hl-code">/
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">VARS</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-special">:root</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">titleColor:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">95</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">subtitleColor:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">60</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">62</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">85</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">lgurl:</span><span class="hl-code"> url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/component:pride-highlighter/lgbtqp_logo.svg)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">SITE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BANNER</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div#header</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">absolute</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> ""</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--lgurl)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">top</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-repeat:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">no-repeat</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">9</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.33</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">float:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Hide</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Existing</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Style</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">New</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> "Montserrat", "Arial", </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.15</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--titleColor)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">115</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">700</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--subtitleColor)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">130</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">600</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Set</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">New</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code">'</span><span class="hl-identifier">s</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">From</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Variable</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-title, "SCP FOUNDATION")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-subtitle, "SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">SEARCH</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input.button</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">TOP</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BAR</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">40</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">LOGIN</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> initial</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">87</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#account-topbutton</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">87</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">PAGE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">TITLE</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.meta-title</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-title</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">BREADCRUMBS</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.pseudocrumbs</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#breadcrumbs</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">MOBILE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">DISPLAY</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 767</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.85</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.mobile-top-bar</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">img.small</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transform:</span><span class="hl-code"> translate(</span><span class="hl-number">6</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#my-account</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#account-topbutton</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span></pre></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<ul class="creditRate">
<li class="rateBox folded">
<div class="rate-box-with-credit-button">
<div class="creditButton foldable-list-container">
<p><a href="javascript:;"></a></p>
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<p><a href="/scp-825-ko">SCP-825-KO</a> Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant<br/>
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<strong>Original Article:</strong> <a href="http://scpko.wikidot.com/scp-825-ko">http://scpko.wikidot.com/scp-825-ko</a></p>
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<p>An instance of SCP-825-KO</p>
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<p><strong>Store No:</strong> SCP-825-KO-1</p>
<p><strong>Rating:</strong> Very Good(★★★☆)<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>Regular Checkup Protocols:</strong> All staff are required to wear sanitary caps and clothing. Our food is cooked in a clean open-style kitchen. Our establishment is sanitized daily to ensure the safest meal possible.</p>
<p><strong>Establishment Description:</strong> Enjoy a quality sashimi meal at a reasonable price! Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant provides you with the best products<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> from the earliest fishery auction, to make sure our customers are treated with the freshest and highest quality sashimi. Our establishment never manipulates our scales.</p>
<p>Our flounder sashimi is suitable for growing teenagers and treating skin conditions, including wrinkles. They are high in protein while being low in fat, good meal for losing weight. The tender texture makes it irresistible for younger customers. Our best selling menu does not share the fishy taste of the same menu of other establishments while it virtually melts in your mouth.</p>
<p>Our salmon sashimi is known for its opulent taste. Our recipe boosts the deep umami and aroma while clearing the fish most of its unpleasant smell, making the menu popular for men and women of all ages alike. It is also a good source of DHA and EPA, which are perfect for replenishing your stamina lost on a hot summer day.</p>
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<p>Rice(Locally Sourced), Kimchi(Locally Sourced), Chili Powder(Locally Sourced), Flounder(Locally Sourced), Salmon(Locally Sourced), Yellow Tail(Locally Sourced), Live Fish(China), Snapper(Locally Sourced), Squid(China), Octopus(China), Spotty-Belled Greenlings(China), Mullet(Locally Sourced)</p>
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<p>Owner - Hyeoun-Wook Hwang-Bo</p>
<p>Directions - Donghae-daero, Sokcho-si, Gangwon-do, Across the Farmer's Union market Expo</p>
<p>Open every day - from 15:00 ~ 2:00 next day</p>
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<p><strong>14.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> Three Salmon Sashimi, unsmoked<br/>
<strong>Price:</strong> KRW 34,000</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> I loved it! Also enjoyed the bonus spicy mixed sashimi 😍<br/>
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<p><strong>—Researcher Shi-Hyun Kim</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> Thanks for visiting!<br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner of Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant</strong></p>
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<p><strong>16.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> Two medium Flounder Sashimi + Rockfish Stew<br/>
<strong>Price:</strong> KRW 78,000</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> My coworker told me to order the flounder I loved the spice makes my mouth water…I cant help but to drool 😅sorry the stew smells too good ^^;<br/>
Thinking of returning when I can~<br/>
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<p><strong>—Deok-Gu Jang, Security Team Leader</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> Thanks for visiting!<br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner of Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant</strong></p>
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<p><strong>22.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> One Snapper Sashimi<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> KRW 70,000</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> It doesn't taste sour to me.<br/>
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<p><strong>—Antimeme expert Han-Seok Lee</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> Thanks for coming. Is there anything else you need?<br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner of Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant</strong></p>
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<p><strong>22.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> Sokcho Mulhoe<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> KRW 11,000</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> I understand now.<br/>
The fish- No, I mean… Is the texture off? No, it's not that. Unknown place of origin—<br/>
To put, this tastes seriously awful.<br/>
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<p><strong>—Antimeme expert Han-Seok Lee</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> We'll do our best to improve. Thank you for your comment.<br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner of Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant</strong></p>
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<p><strong>22.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> A cup of instant coffee from the vending machine<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> KRW 200</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> Good. I got used to it, to some extent.<br/>
The menu of the establishment has <span style="color: red">confusing texture, uncoordinated, random</span> anomalies. Please understand the errors on this <span style="color: red">review</span> due to the <span style="color: red">temperature of the snapper.</span> This is presumably the result of a powerful <span style="color: red">climatological hazard</span> <span style="color: red">natural hazard</span>, <span style="color: red">fishing hazard</span><br/>
<span style="color: red">The side dishes</span>, <span style="color: red">the mussel soup</span>, <span style="color: red">the radsih kimchi</span>, correction, <span style="color: red">all-you-can get menu</span>, <span style="color: red">rice</span>, has no limits. <span style="color: red">Taste tests</span> by double-blind methods yield no result. However there is clear <span style="color: red">enjoyment</span>.<br/>
<span style="color: red">The gochujang sauce</span> causes extreme <span style="color: red">satiation</span>. I suggest that some time, not now, our team <span style="color: red">tries the fresh sashimi of the establishment.</span><br/>
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<p><strong>—Antimeme expert Han-Seok Lee</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> <em>N/A</em><br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner of Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant</strong></p>
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<p><strong>23.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> N/A</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> Apologies for the delay. The owner tried to flee. Before that, something was notably off. Our members couldn't even touch their chopsticks. The place was seriously unhygienic, even for me. I packed the leftover food to go; couldn't have a bite myself.<br/>
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<p><strong>—Han-Gyeol Park, On-site Team leader</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> <em>N/A</em>, <em>The owner was sent to the site medical team.</em><br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner of Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant</strong></p>
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<p><strong>23.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner(Captured)<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> N/A</p>
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Mr Hwang-Bo finally told the truth about <span style="color: red">the price raise</span>. He has been smuggling <span style="color: red">wasabi</span> under the radar of the police using the <span style="color: red">edible-parts-to-fish ratio</span>.<br/>
The tasting incident appears to be the result of unclear instructions.<br/>
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<p><strong>—Han-Gyeol Park, On-site Team leader</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> <em>N/A</em><br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner of Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant</strong></p>
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<p><strong>23.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> All SCP-825-KO instances(Alive)<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> N/A</p>
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Banning all further <span style="color: red">eating out</span>. The research department established the <span style="color: red">definition of flavour</span>. <span style="color: red">Regular Checkup Protocols</span> are to be established as well. The on-site team is to retrieve all SCP-825-KO from SCP-825-KO-1.<br/>
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<p><strong>—Hyun-Cheol Jang, Director of Site-27K</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> <em>N/A</em><br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Owner of Sokcho Tongkeun Mulhoe Restaurant</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Store No.:</strong> SCP-825-KO-2</p>
<p><strong>Rating:</strong> Excellent(★★★★)<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>Regular Checkup Protocols:</strong> Site-27K has its hygiene taken care of by janitorial staff from higher command. The Internal Security Department is to perform sanitary checkups of respective areas every three months.</p>
<p>Staff personnel are to undergo monthly hygienics education.</p>
<p><strong>Establishment Description:</strong> Site-27K provides guests with quality sashimi at a reasonable price. Fish are bought daily from a fishery auction at dawntime for freshness and higher quality. Site-27K does not manipulate its scales.</p>
<p>Site-27K's proudest menu, the flounder is known for aiding with the growth of teenagers and good for dermatologic conditions that come with age including wrinkles. High protein contents and low fat contents of the subject prevents obesity. Younger consumers prefer this menu due to its texture. Flounders of Site-27K lack the rancid smell that the fish of other sites have, and has a unique texture, explaining its popularity.</p>
<p>The salmon sashimi of Site-27K has an incredibly richer flavour. Individuals consuming this menu feel outstanding umami and aroma aided by its lack of unpleasant aftertaste. Profuse amounts of DHA and EPA content provides ample nourishment at hotter times of the year, such as now. Naturally, the menu is thought to have a higher potential of drawing more customers.</p>
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<p>Rice(Unknown), Kimchi(Unknown), Chili Powder(Unknown), Flounder(Unknown), Salmon(Unknown), Yellowtail(Unknown), Live Fish(Unknown), Snapper(Unknown), Octopus(Unknown), Squid(Unknown), Spotty-Belled Greenrings(Unknown), Mullet(Unknown)</p>
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<p>Owner - Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Director of Site-27K</p>
<p>Directions - [REDACTED]</p>
<p>Open 24/7</p>
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<p><strong>29.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> Hard copy of a secret document in wing J lab.<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> N/A</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> Thank you.<br/>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> Who is this?<br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Director of Site-27K</strong></p>
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<p><strong>29.6.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> Data stored in wing A situation room desktop PC.<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> N/A</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> Thank you.<br/>
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<p><strong>—Hyeok Go, GOC Mole</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> Who are these people? Aren't they bad guys?<br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Director of Site-27K</strong></p>
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<p><strong>1.7.20</strong><br/>
<strong>Menu:</strong> Every data from the Foundation Intranet.<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> N/A</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> Thank you so much today. I enjoyed the free menu, too!<br/>
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<p><strong>—Hyeok Go, GOC Mole</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Owner's Comments:</strong> You're welcome.<br/></p>
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<strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Director of Site-27K</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Store No.:</strong> SCP-825-KO-3</p>
<p><strong>Sanitary rating:</strong> Poor(★☆☆☆)</p>
<p><strong>Regular Checkup Protocols:</strong> N/A</p>
<p><strong>Establishment Description:</strong> One of our establishments, location 607, was destroyed by the Global Occult Coalition.</p>
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<strong>Menu:</strong> Three instances of SCP-825-KO<br/>
<strong>Budget:</strong> N/A</p>
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<strong>Comment:</strong> I'll take these back.<br/>
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<p><strong>—Hyeon-Wook Hwang-Bo, Director of Site-27K</strong></p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. SCP-825-KO</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Approved by Higher Command</div>
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">By</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Lt</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Flops</span><span class="hl-code"> (</span><span class="hl-identifier">CC</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BY-SA</span><span class="hl-code"> 3.0)
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Forked</span><span class="hl-code"> from:
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Penumbra</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Theme</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">by</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">EstrellaYoshte</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Also</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">based</span><span class="hl-code"> on:
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Centered</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BHL</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">by</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Woedenaz</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">**</span><span class="hl-code">/
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">VARS</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-special">:root</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">titleColor:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">95</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">subtitleColor:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">60</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">62</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">85</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">lgurl:</span><span class="hl-code"> url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/component:pride-highlighter/lgbtqp_logo.svg)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">SITE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BANNER</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div#header</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">absolute</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> ""</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--lgurl)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">top</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-repeat:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">no-repeat</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">9</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.33</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">float:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Hide</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Existing</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Style</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">New</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> "Montserrat", "Arial", </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.15</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--titleColor)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">115</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">700</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--subtitleColor)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">130</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">600</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Set</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">New</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code">'</span><span class="hl-identifier">s</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">From</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Variable</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-title, "SCP FOUNDATION")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-subtitle, "SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">SEARCH</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input.button</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">TOP</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BAR</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">40</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">LOGIN</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> initial</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">87</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#account-topbutton</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">87</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">PAGE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">TITLE</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.meta-title</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-title</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">BREADCRUMBS</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.pseudocrumbs</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#breadcrumbs</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">MOBILE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">DISPLAY</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 767</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.85</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.mobile-top-bar</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">img.small</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transform:</span><span class="hl-code"> translate(</span><span class="hl-number">6</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#my-account</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#account-topbutton</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span></pre></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<ul class="creditRate">
<li class="rateBox folded">
<div class="rate-box-with-credit-button">
<div class="creditButton foldable-list-container">
<p><a href="javascript:;"></a></p>
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<p><a href="/scp-841-ko">SCP-841-KO</a> <strong>Supervisor:</strong> Antimeme Expert Lee Hanseok<br/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-841-KO</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-841-KO was originally contained in Site-27K. However, it is currently under temporary seizure by orders of the Foundation Korean Regional Command Internal Inspection Department. Site-04K Memetics Department is assigned for incident investigation duty.</p>
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<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-841-KO is the computer program "WeCU.exe", which is presumed to have been distributed to Pink&Green IT Academy<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> SCP-841-KO's main function is pinpointing the physical location of visual hazards in a given image. (It should be noted that the program cannot find the hazard embedded in the image itself.) No information is known about its further functionality. The program is coded with a completely non-anomalous code. However, it produces its value via an unknown procedure. Despite the full reverse engineering by the research team, they were unable to deduce the program's mechanism.</p>
<p>A substantial amount of evidence points to a specific location outside the academy as SCP-841-KO's source, but nothing is known about it.</p>
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<h2 id="toc0"><span>▶ <strong>Experiment Log #841K-2</strong></span></h2>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> 23/02/2003</p>
<p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> Antimemetics Researcher Lee Hanseok</p>
<p>A sheet of AO-2554<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> was inserted between the second and third stone shown in the picture on the left. The sheet was coated with lead.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>▲ Sample Img_7785-1</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>▲ Sample Img_7785-2</strong></p>
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Surprisingly, SCP-841-KO successfully identified and processed the visual hazard in the image. See the region highlighted with the rectangle on the image on the right. I wonder what such technology will ultimately bring. They used this program for security scanning seen in airports, but I can't tell what the maker would have thought coding this.</p>
<p>Extensive research may build a foundation for something quite useful.</p>
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<h2 id="toc1"><span>▶ <strong>Experiement Log #841K-3</strong></span></h2>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> 24/02/2003</p>
<p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> Antimemetics Researcher Lee Hanseok</p>
<p>An image of SCP-002-KO<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup>.</p>
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<li><strong>2:</strong> A random visual hazard was inserted into the image.</li>
<li><strong>3:</strong> Damaged Image</li>
<li><strong>4:</strong> Reconstructed image using computer graphics.</li>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>▲ Sample Img_7795-1</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>▲ Sample Img_7795-2</strong></p>
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<li><strong>1:</strong> 841-KO successfully located the hazard again.</li>
<li><strong>2:</strong> As reported, the inserted external hazard could not be located.</li>
<li><strong>3:</strong> 841-KO was able to locate the hazard despite the damage. We don't know yet if the program can find encrypted transmissions of hazards.</li>
<li><strong>4:</strong> The problematic 4th image. Data-wise, the images are completely identical. We do not know what the difference in result can mean.</li>
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<h2 id="toc2"><span>▶ <strong>Experiment Log #841K-7</strong></span></h2>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> 01/04/2003</p>
<p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> Antimemetics Researcher Lee Hanseok</p>
<p>A pack of AO-2554 is inside the bag.</p>
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We're trying on improving the software with paranormal codes these days. This situation feels ironic.</p>
<p>We've done a series of experiments. It's a shame that the program can't read hazards that are too far away; "too far" as in more than 1 metre away, and the program becomes useless. It's not even instantaneous, so it lacks quite a lot compared to relevant tools developed by overseas branches. We would have tried some research had the code itself has been anomalous.</p>
<p>Too much time was spent on not much progress. I've decided to indefinitely postpone research until we find a better method. There's too much else to do for now.</p>
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On November 2nd, 2019, a large-scale wildfire started on a mountain in ██-Gun, Republic of Korea. The fire is presumed to have started at [REDACTED], further spread by the strong wind and geography of the surrounding area. While the Foundation was monitoring the incident, Dr Lee Hanseok photographed the wildfire and reported that an anomalous phenomenon or instance was involved in the fire. Dr Lee predicted that the anomaly may cause at least a Keneq-Class confusion. Site-01K redacted military and fire brigade dispatch orders, and sent the Disinformation Department. Footages of the wildfire were taken by news helicopters, but data containing the hazard did not spread due to the long distance.
<p>Soon Foundation personnel were dispatched on-site, and <a class="newpage" href="/scp-624-ko">SCP-624-KO</a>, SCP-███-KO, and SCP-████-JP<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup> were provided. The wildfire was completely extinguished after 110 minutes of the start of the firefighting operation. The on-site retrieval team did not find anything identifiable as an anomalous instance, and the information was handed over to the newly formed Paranormal Disasters Research Department.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup> No civilian damage was done.</p>
<p>The Foundation planned to recognise the exploits of Antimeme expert Lee Hanseok, and reward him appropriately.</p>
<p>However, it has been discovered that the whole report was deliberately fabricated by Dr Lee Hanseok. (Refer to Document 841K-9)</p>
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<p><strong>Date:</strong> 09/11/2019</p>
<p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> Agent Seo Jiyeon, Internal Inspections Department</p>
<p><strong>Interviewee:</strong> Antimeme Expert Dr Lee Hanseok</p>
<p><strong>Foreword:</strong> A team was dispatched by the Internal Inspections Department to Site-27K for compensation. Dr Lee Hanseok disclosed the truth during the interview.</p>
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<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> It's all fake?</p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> Yes, it is.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> Don't "Yes, it is" me. How much of it is a lie?</p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> The attached file in the report. There were no anomalous phenomena observed during the fire. There's only noise in the pictures, actually.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> You mean nobody bothered to check- Can I ask for your security Clearance?</p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> Level 4.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> Damn this hierarchy.</p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> We saved lives as usual. That's routine for the Foundation.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> That's hardly the problem… (Long sigh) What an issue. Alright, then let me see that.</p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> You need an I-Class hazard vaccination to see-</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> I already got the routine vaccination last week, so hurry up and show me.</p>
<p><em>Dr Lee Hanseok turns on the tablet.</em></p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> This one? So this is the start button. Okay, we're taking this. You didn't install this anywhere else? I think that's the standard procedure for this site.</p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> No, I didn't.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> The director will love this so much. Why the hell did you do it?</p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> The Foundation sits back and watches when there are no anomalies involved. It made no sense for me to do anything in that kind of situation. Do you know how many firefighters pass away in Korea each year?</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> Do you think we're immortals, then? Two were severely injured, and three were lightly injured in our team, but not a single mention of them. Why? Because thank goodness there are no civilian casualties. You should know better, you're in the frontest of frontlines. So why?</p>
<p><em>Dr Lee Hanseok hesitates.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> When I was young before I even went to school, I lost my family to a fire. My mom, dad, and my brother. Only I survived.</p>
<p><em>Dr Lee Hanseok unbuttons his collar, revealing the burn on his neck.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> Enough with the pity party. Everyone has their own story. But the saddest thing of all is, there was a Foundation base right behind that mountain, the place I first worked at. Can you imagine what I could have felt? Why then? Because it wasn't anomalous. The higher your security clearance is, the more you can know. My heart shattered. Did you see it? Gaseous ice, water droplets the size of a house, ██ ███ ███ █████ ██… It's beyond surprising at this point.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> I didn't know the last one. I'm gonna get amnesticised soon.</p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> I should tell you again when you get a promotion, then.</p>
<p><em>(Short silence)</em></p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> I understand.</p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> Thank you.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> I really mean it, I… My condolences.</p>
<p><em>(Short silence)</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr Lee Hanseok:</strong> You're welcome.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Seo Jiyeon:</strong> I'll call you back.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">The Korean Regional Command positively reviewed the proposal above. The file contains the new protocol and a list of renewed site action procedures. Each site's administrative councils are to adequately apply said documents and report the newest orders. Disciplinary action against Dr Lee has been waived as per this council member vote.</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Programming and software development teaching institute. Disbanded on 22/02/2003 after being recognized by the Foundation.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Five Litmus sheets that evoke minor visual hazards when seen with the naked eye. The sheets are very resistant to tensile force.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. A tree frog that can disguise itself as a stork using hazards. (All instances were neutralised on ██/20██. The designation was reassigned to another instance.</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-866-KO</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Since the South African Republic's ban on Apartheid in the early 90s, SCP-866-KO manifestations have not been reported. Proposals to reclassify SCP-866-KO's containment class as Neutralised are under discussion.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-866-KO is a phenomenon where the death of the anomalous artist Ingoma Ezulwini's death is reproduced in other people. Ingoma Ezulwini is a Zulu male of South African nationality and the founder of the African rights organisation, "Iculo Labokumelana"<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup>, which actively utilised anomalous technologies for its activities.</p>
<p>In the mid-late 20th century SAR, many African thaumaturgists such as Ingoma sought methods to utilise their anomalous powers to fight against the oppression of the SAR government. Iculo Labokumelana(IL) was formed in 1962, shortly after the incarceration of Nelson Mandela. It was a small organisation comprised of 20 thaumaturgists from various tribes, including Ingoma, his son Inkhanyezi Ezulwini, Thomas Mahlangu, and Maria Nombuyiselo Sontonga. Their primary activity method was using anomalous technology to organise street protests and marches that would otherwise be too big to commence. The most well-known anti-Apartheid protest led by the IL was the march demanding the dissolution of Bantustan, where a great crowd of over 20,000 protesters marched distance of 480 kilometres from uMgungundlovu<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> to Pretoria for thirty days, and returned to uMgungundlovu the very next day.</p>
<p>The SAR police were aware that Ingoma and his colleagues were using anomalous technologies for their activities. However, they hesitated to arrest IL thaumaturgists because the IL is a subgroup of an international NGO rather than an independent organisation. Nevertheless, African lives under the Apartheid government's rule were tough. As a consequence, some thaumaturgists abandoned the anti-Apartheid movement altogether in despair or became radical, changing their methods into armed struggles. Ingoma was loyal to his peaceful methods throughout his lifetime. However, young Inkhanyezi grew sceptical about his father's path, leading to a disagreement about the IL's direction.</p>
<p>The conflict between the Ezulwinis ended in the death of Ingoma on April 5th, 1974, when he was shot dead by Inkhanyezi in a Zulu rally held in Ulundi. The void in leadership eventually resulted in the dissolution of the IL as the thaumaturgists scattered. Some of them, such as Maria N. Sontonga, were killed for various reasons. However, they all died the same way Ingoma died, murdered by people who were close to them. Inkhanyezi Ezulwini was arrested on the day of the murder by the SAR police but was released on parole a few months later. After that, he stopped all external activities and recluded in his small home in the suburbs of Ulundi.</p>
<p>On November 2nd, 1979, the first SCP-866-KO manifestation was reported. SAR police records show that several police informants dispatched to Zulu territories reported witnessing a Zulu male visually identical to Ingoma Ezulwini in a place not too far from Inkhanyezi's house. While the authority's response was delayed as they were suspicious of the report, the person approached Inkhanyezi's house, wandered around, leapt over the fence, forced open the door, and subdued Inkhanyezi.</p>
<p>Inkhanyezi was trying to commit suicide with his shotgun but failed as he had his shotgun taken away and subdued. Inkhanyezi immediately identified the person as Ingoma Ezulwini, who spoke with his son for approximately 30 minutes before disappearing. The following day, Inkhanyezi Ezulwini vanished, after which he was seen again a week later in a small rally demanding the release of Nelson Mandela in Umtata<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup>, which was over 900 kilometres away. In the rally, he announced the reorganisation of IL. Shortly after, thaumaturgists, mainly comprised of the children of former IL members, joined the newly formed IL, continuing their anti-Apartheid efforts via peaceful methods.</p>
<p>Inkhanyezi Ezulwini died on June 2nd, 1982, by an explosive set by the police. However, SCP-866-KO started manifesting again in all of the SAR after his death. The formerly dead thaumaturgists, such as Maria N. Sontonga, were seen alive in the process, leading to mass confusion among the police authorities. This was when the Foundation started an investigation of SCP-866-KO, discovering that the anomalous phenomenon after Ingoma Ezulwini's death is occurring again to other thaumaturgists. The subjects of the phenomena, including Ingoma Ezulwini, fit the following criteria:</p>
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<p>Thaumaturgists subject to SCP-866-KO all appeared near the target's current location, attempting to interact with them before disappearing after 20 minutes to 3 hours. In all observed SCP-866-KO manifestations, none of the revived thaumaturgists showed hostility or hatred towards the target but rather showed positive interactions, such as reconciliation, mundane conversations, and advice.</p>
<p>Until the de-facto abolition of Apartheid by the SAR government in the mid-1990s, there were 34 observed cases of SCP-866-KO. No further manifestations have been reported since the election of President Nelson Mandela on 27-02-2019.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> Twenty-three (23) target individuals of SCP-866-KO have made contact with the Foundation. All of them reported hearing voices a few hours before the manifestation. What the voice said varied in detail depending on the person, but in common, the voice was a male singing the traditional Zulu folk song, "Thula Baba". Those who knew Inkhanyezi Ezulwini in his life reported that the male voice was his.</p>
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<p><em>Thula thul, thula baba, thula sana</em><br/>
<em>Hush, hush, hush-a-bye little man, be quiet baby</em></p>
<p><em>Thul'ubab uzofika ekuseni</em><br/>
<em>Be quiet. Daddy will be back in the morning.</em></p>
<p><em>Thula thul, thula baba, thula sana</em><br/>
<em>Hush, hush, hush-a-bye little man, be quiet baby,</em></p>
<p><em>Thul'ubab uzofika ekuseni</em><br/>
<em>Be quiet. Daddy will be back in the morning.</em></p>
<p><em>Kukh'inkhanyezi zi-holel'ubaba</em><br/>
<em>There's a star that will draw him home.</em></p>
<p><em>Zimkhanyisela indlel'e ziyakhaya</em><br/>
<em>It will illuminate his path home to where we are</em></p>
<p><em>Sobe sikhona, ka bonke bashoyo</em><br/>
<em>All will urge on, they'll say, go back.</em></p>
<p><em>Bayathi buyela, ubuye le khaya</em><br/>
<em>He returned to this home.</em></p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Zulu name for the South African city, Pietermaritzburg</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-877-KO</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> The Foundation temporarily purchased the abandoned school where SCP-877-KO is located. Foundation dispatch agents in the area prohibit civilian access to the location.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-877-KO is a men's lavatory located on the third floor of an abandoned school in ██████-Gun, South Gyeongsang Province.</p>
<p>On SCP-877-KO's exterior wall is a screen referred to as SCP-877-KO-1. SCP-877-KO-1 runs without any power source, and its activation mechanism is currently unknown.</p>
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<p>SCP-877-KO-1 senses animals inside SCP-877-KO and indicates its location. When a living mammal enters SCP-877-KO, the creature is indicated with yellow pixels on SCP-877-KO-1's screen. Examples are shown in the addendum.</p>
<p>Below SCP-877-KO-1 is a text that reads:</p>
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<p><em><tt>Notice them. — Midnight Club</tt></em></p>
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<p><strong>Experiment:</strong> Researcher Kim Damgi, Agent Shin Bora, and Researcher Shin Wolju of the Spacial Anomalies Department entered SCP-877-KO for research purposes.</p>
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No abnormalities were observed. Researcher Kim reported a stench of something rotting.
<p><strong>Results:</strong> No fluctuations in reality or alterations in physics were observed inside SCP-877-KO. How SCP-877-KO-1 senses what is happening inside is unknown.</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 2:</strong> Led by the Site-09K Spatial Anomalies Department and the Technologies Department, destructive analysis of SCP-877-KO was done to check its anomaly.</p>
<p>Under the removed floor were 59 dead bodies. All of the bodies were in the state of post-skeletonization, and some showed signs of injuries such as bone fractures. The bodies were transported to Site-09K, and identification is underway in cooperation with the National Paranormal Emergency Service.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-901-TH</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euclid</span> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-901-TH is contained in a glass cabinet in Zone <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">A2</span> A1. The object is currently classified <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euclid</span> Safe and stored at Warehouse-29a (transferred on 29/03/20██). SCP-901-TH will be checked for decay and cleaned every 3 months by Level 3 personnel. As is the standard for other objects in Zone A1, further testing the object has been discontinued. All prior testing logs can be found attached in the Addendum.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-901-TH is a handcrafted paperboard-and-brass mask designed to resemble the head of a Giant<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup>. Non-anomalous variants of the mask are often used for theatrical performances. SCP-901-TH adapts to a subject's cranium even when the object appears to be smaller than his or her head. SCP-901-TH is recorded to have been used only once in performance due to the effect it has on the wearer. The incident was recorded at a practice session of ██████████ at 12/08/19██; see Incident 901-A.</p>
<p>SCP-901-TH's effect on the wearer is akin to 'possession by a spirit'. The wearer will be possessed by an unknown entity that appears to entirely suppress the host's 'spirit' while further amplifying the host body's strength. Subjects are noted to act rabid and will injure or attempt to kill any life in the surrounding vicinity. All attempts to remove SCP-901-TH from the subject's head while the subject is still alive have failed. The best method, according to testing, is to remove SCP-901-TH postmortem.</p>
<p>Test subjects that wear SCP-901-TH for long periods of time will begin growth of extra appendages at a rate comparable to <em>Anolis Carolinensis</em>, though accelerated. These appendages are usually arms and hands which grow on the side or back of the host's body in 4-5 pairs and typically are connected to the backbone or rib-cage. How the growth of this additional limbs occurs is yet unknown as testing has been canceled. Removing SCP-901-TH from a subject after the appendage's growth will not remove the new limbs.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> On ██/██19██, D-632 was tested with SCP-901-TH in a concrete testing chamber. After wearing 901-TH for a while, D-632 began to rapidly move about the room, attempting to take SCP-901-TH off by himself before running head-on into a wall until cracks formed. Despite obvious damage, D-632 was able to stand regardless of major head trauma. Afterward, his back grew a set of appendages in the shape of arms. Four agents were ordered into the room to terminate D-632, of which the subject killed two and severely injured a third by mutilating the legs. Attempts to stop the subject via firearms failed. The subject proceeded to run out of the testing area and killed all personnel within sight, tearing their bodies apart by hand. The subject's rampage was ended via decapitation by Agent Philosafix.</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Used for the traditional Khon dance from Thailand</div>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All Foundation Korea Regional Command personnel should be notified of SCP-953-KO's existence and its basic anomalous traits outlined in the regional command manual. Special attention is to be given to <a href="/secure-facility-dossier-complex-13k">Site-13K</a> personnel, who must be taught of SCP-953-KO's habits and specific countermeasures for its anomalies. Compulsory education modules must include:</p>
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<li>SCP-953-KO's chief anomalous property is the subsumption and mimicry of its prey.</li>
<li>SCP-953-KO can take the form of a human(<em>Homo sapiens</em>) or a Korean fox(<em>Vulpes vulpes peculiosa</em>).</li>
<li>SCP-953-KO's original form is a juvenile female fox 51 centimetres long. Its default human form is an underdeveloped East Asian female 110 centimetres tall, with black hair, brown eyes and protruding coccyx.</li>
<li>SCP-953-KO's physical capabilities differ on its form. However, it has demonstrated the ability to inflict fatal injuries on adult humans and successfully flee from armed Foundation personnel.</li>
<li>SCP-953-KO shows extreme hostility to humans, 'hunting' and consuming prey, including humans, when possible.</li>
<li>SCP-953-KO consumes its prey alive. It can devour the entire human or don the skin of its victims, mimicking them.</li>
<li>SCP-953-KO is contained in Site-13K 5th Barn Wing underground containment cell. 5th Barn Wing is dedicated solely to the containment of SCP-953-KO. Therefore, under ordinary circumstances, access is prohibited to off-duty personnel.</li>
<li>If SCP-953-KO breaches containment, Code "Maegu" is to be issued. Under the code, strict on-site authority defaults to security personnel. Failure of any Foundation member to comply with security requests under Code "Maegu", such as movement commands or having blood samples drawn, may lead to confinement or termination by on-site control personnel.</li>
<li>A person being mimicked by SCP-953-KO may show the following symptoms: sporadic amnesia, loss of professional knowledge, and sudden change in attitude. If someone is suspected of having been mimicked by SCP-953-KO, the situation is to be immediately reported to Ext 5935. Regardless of whether Code "Maegu" is issued or not, the response team will take over. Until then, the relevant informer should avoid aggravating or gaining suspicion from the suspected subject.</li>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All Foundation Korea Regional Command personnel should be notified of SCP-953-KO's existence and its basic anomalous traits outlined in the regional command manual. Special attention is to be given to <a href="/secure-facility-dossier-complex-13k">Site-13K</a> personnel, who must be taught of SCP-953-KO's habits and specific countermeasures for its anomalies. Information about the anomaly may be handed over to related government employees and all regional command personnel when necessary.</p>
<p>SCP-953-KO is stored in Site-13 K's 5th Barn Wing underground containment cell, which consists of a high-hazard biological containment chamber with two layers of outside-only access. SCP-953-KO is given standard meals three times a day, with occasional raw pig liver as a treat. The cell should be cleaned once a week, with a vet performing bi-monthly checkups on the subjects. Personnel entering SCP-953-KO's cell should wear puncture-proof body armour and be accompanied by armed guards. The inspection process should be watched on camera. Anyone entering or exiting 5th Barn Wing is required to take a blood test.</p>
<p>If SCP-953-KO breaches containment, Code "Maegu" is to be issued. Under the code, 5th Barn Wing is to be sealed off, and Site-13K put under strict lockdown. Predesignated essential personnel are to evacuate following the evacuation order. Upon lifting the Code "Maegu", blood tests are to be done, starting with the most suspicious individuals. Suspicious individuals include:</p>
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<li>Personnel who have found or interacted with corpses left behind by SCP-953-KO.</li>
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<li>Personnel with unissued weapons.</li>
<li>Informants and suspects in cases of alleged mimicry</li>
<li>Any personnel deemed insufficiently compliant with Code "Maegu".</li>
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<p>If SCP-953-KO is not found among the suspected, all personnel in the site should be tested. Nearby locals and wild animals are subject to tests too if SCP-953-KO is thought to have escaped.</p>
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<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-953-KO is an anomalous female Korean fox (<em>Vulpes vulpes peculiousa</em>). Its basic form is visually identical to a juvenile of its species, with the exception of its bright red hue. Additionally, SCP-953-KO weighs 25 kilograms, much heavier than a standard fox of the same size. Correspondingly, SCP-953-KO also consumes more calories than expected for its species.</p>
<p>SCP-953-KO has the capacity to morph between a fox and a human form when unhindered. It has been observed that SCP-953-KO prefers to stay human. Optics analysis via X-rays and volumetric calculation proved that the change is physical, rather than cognitohazardous. SCP-953-KO can only take one human form when not mimicking 'consumed' prey: a young East Asian female, 110 centimetres tall, with black hair, brown eyes, and coccyx protruding about three centimetres. Visual analysis suggests SCP-953-KO's human form is approximately 9 to 15 years old; however, its mental capacity is roughly that of an average 7-year-old human. This matches the registered age and developmental diagnosis of SCP-953-KO.</p>
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<p>Despite its relative size in either fox or human form, SCP-953-KO has surprising physical capabilities. SCP-953-KO has high strength and agility, and when given the opportunity will take advantage of them, 'hunting' humans and livestock with its claws in its human form before consuming them. The subject can quickly kill a fully grown human and has previously injured armed Foundation personnel in combat. Caution is of the utmost importance.</p>
<p>SCP-953-KO's primary anomaly displays when it consumes the 'prey' human's liver. SCP-953-KO first attacks from behind, immobilising the victim, and inserts its arm through the victim's orifice (such as its mouth or anus), ripping away the liver in one stroke. Following liver consumption, the victim is immobilised, and their skeletal tissue and organs disappear, with its posterior skin rupturing. This process takes about ten seconds on average after consumption. The victim is alive and conscious at this state, but no modern methods could prolong their life for more than twelve hours.</p>
<p>If SCP-953-KO chooses, it will wear the deformed victim's body, and the two forms merge seamlessly into a regular human. After about ten minutes of adaptation, SCP-953-KO takes full control of the body, and the formerly ruptured back of the victim heals. When morphed this way, SCP-953-KO cannot be visually distinguished from the original victim. The victim completely dies in this state; their cells entirely replaced with SCP-953-KO's. This anomalous property enables tracking of SCP-953-KO via blood tests, even when the subject is in mimic camouflage.</p>
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<p>According to medical logs of SCP-953-KO from before its capture, it was born in ██ maternity ward at Jeju Special Self Governing Province on 2006. Both parents and all siblings of the instance were human(<em>Homo sapiens</em>). It is seemingly <a href="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/gumiho">biologically impossible</a> for the parents to have given birth to SCP-953-KO, as it is genetically identical to a Korean fox. Whether this is yet another unknown anomaly of SCP-953-KO or a result of some other error is uncertain.</p>
<p>Some researchers have noted similarities with other human-imitating red fox(<em>Vulpes vulpes</em>) entities such as <a href="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953">SCP-953</a> and <a class="newpage" href="/dinodon-s-hand">POI-9724</a>. However, cross-examination of SCP-953 and SCP-953-KO's DNA resulted in no conclusive evidence of any profound genetic connection with the subject.</p>
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<p><strong>Retrieval log 953KO:</strong> SCP-953-KO was first found in a house in Seogwipo City, Jeju Special Self-Governing Province, Republic of Korea. Site-13K researcher Bu Yeongrae's family lived in the house, in which SCP-953-KO was the youngest daughter. <a class="newpage" href="/the-way-to-seocheon">On March 28th, 2018</a> when Bu went home he found all members of his family except SCP-953-KO dead. Bu, judging from the circumstance, suspected paranormal activity and soon enough witnessed SCP-953-KO feasting on his mother, Ms Bu's flesh and reported to the site. Afterwards, MTF unit Zeta-4 was dispatched and captured SCP-953-KO. Two officers were injured, but none were killed.</p>
<p>For three days after capture, SCP-953-KO refused to communicate or eat and crouched down crying in the containment cell corner. Only on the fourth day, the subject shed Ms Bu's flesh and slept. Following the Incident, the subject started acting more cooperative, complying to staff orders. It retained its cooperative attitude until Incident 953KO-E1.</p>
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<p><strong>Incident log 953KO-E1:</strong> On 28/08/2018, the 154th day of containment, SCP-953-KO started acting abnormally. It grew noticeably nervous, and suddenly attacked D-3958, who had entered the cell to feed her. SCP-953-KO struck the food tray (which threw the food on D-3958's face) and approached the startled D-3958 from behind, inserting its arm into his rectum, ripping off his liver and immediately consuming it. After that, SCP-953-KO dry-heaved and stayed away from D-3958's disfigured corpse, crouching in a corner. This was the first time that SCP-953-KO killed a human while in containment, outside of testing.</p>
<p>Armed personnel quickly entered the containment cell and threatened SCP-953-KO, which responded in fear, rolling on the ground. D-3958 was moved out of the cell for <a href="http://scpko.wikidot.com/scp-427">SCP-427</a> treatment but expired before the procedure began. The research team assumed that SCP-953-KO might have caused the Incident via an anxiety-driven coma. This claim is further reinforced by her movement in surveillance footage and its response after the Incident.</p>
<p>Further interviews were conducted to diagnose the psychological state of SCP-953-KO. Psychologists and veterinarians concluded that she feels immense stress from confinement, similarly to a child or animal. They theorised that the psychological trauma-induced coma activated SCP-953-KO's instinctual survival mechanism and triggered aggressive behaviour. Therefore, regular therapy sessions were implemented, and plants and toys were brought into its cell to help with her mental stabilisation.</p>
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<p><strong>Incident log 953KO-E2:</strong> On 02/11/2018, the 220th day of containment, SCP-953-KO showed signs of anxiety again, trying to hide in the cell corners. The research immediately ordered that everyone entering the cell be accompanied by armed guards. The regular therapy session scheduled for 12/11 was preponed to soothe SCP-953-KO, and a medical team was gathered.</p>
<p>During the session, SCP-953-KO fell into a coma multiple times, attacking medical teams and guards. Eventually, a guard shackled SCP-953-KO for the safe resumption of the session. SCP-953-KO regained consciousness after a little over four hours. One guard suffered abdominal injuries, and SCP-953-KO was bruised from the shackles. SCP-953-KO was distressed from the shackles and armed guards, making it mentally unstable, resulting in a longer session than usual.</p>
<p>The medical team suggested granting SCP-953-KO partial freedom for stable containment. Research head Dr. ███ ██ proposed allowing SCP-953-KO regular walks outside her cell under the surveillance of armed guards. (Containment Procedure update proposal currently pending.)</p>
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<p><strong>Objection note:</strong> Dr. ██, I request you cancel the proposal to loosen SCP-953-KO's restrictions. We've all agreed that SCP-953-KO is an intelligent and malicious anomaly. It looks human, but it doesn't have the slightest hint of humanity. We don't know if SCP-953-KO threw a fit because of psychological stress, or if it's tricked us into believing that. It can assume the form of any human we know; the aftermath would be unimaginable had it tricked us.</p>
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<p>- Researcher Bu Yeongrae</p>
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<li>Request denied. Researcher Bu, I am very sorry for your what happened to your family, but letting emotions take over is ill-advised. SCP-953-KO requires mental stability, not for the entity's sake, but to minimise breach risks and reduce response costs. SCP-953-KO can be adequately suppressed by enforcing current containment procedures, such as teaching staff and having response measures prepared. I have to inform you that we may reassign you to a different department if you place further complaints about SCP-953-KO's treatment.</li>
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<p>I lost the body.<br/>
It was all good until my goddamn brother screwed everything up. I should have killed him first.</p>
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<p>Let me think. Fuck, what kind of site has no pencil?<br/>
I hope no one sees me typing.</p>
<p>Catch the geeks off guard: done.<br/>
Get out of the cell for a walk: done as well.<br/>
Act all safe and mellow while walking to let their guard down: perfect.<br/>
In addition to that, the other geeks kicked my paranoid brother off. Supreme.</p>
<p>It was all according to plan until I acted when everyone was distracted.</p>
<p>But no! How the fuck could I have known that the timid bookworm nerd brother of mine would not only drag me here, but also completely disregard his duties and spy on me 24/7? Shit, the alarm's getting on my nerves.</p>
<p>There were a lot of people outside just before. Where did everyone go?</p>
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<p>I got caught when I moved from the guard to the Researcher, but not when I moved to this doctor. They must be chasing after the researcher guy seeing from the warning screen when I logged in… It's a matter of time until they find this body out. Damn it. I should have moved to the director to blend in while they were leaving! Screw you, brother…</p>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All Foundation Korea Regional Command personnel are to be notified of SCP-953-KO's existence and basic anomalous traits as outlined in the regional command manual. Special attention is to be given to <a class="newpage" href="/secury-facility-dossier-complex-13k">Complex-13K</a> personnel, who must be taught SCP-953-KO's habits and specific countermeasures to its anomalies. Relevant information may be shared with other Foundation and government personnel at the discretion of site directors.</p>
<p>SCP-953-KO is stored in Site-13 K's 5th Barn Wing underground containment cell, a high-hazard biological containment chamber with outside-only access panels. SCP-953-KO is to wear a straitjacket and be shackled to restrict its movement. A cocktail of fructose and amino acids and tranquilising agents(if necessary) is to be injected intravenously in both its arms. The IV lines and shackles are to be firmly fixed on the straitjacket and checked regularly to prevent damage.</p>
<p>Personnel should not enter the cell unless necessary. Nutrition should be given to SCP-953-KO intravenously. The IV solution is enriched with a daily dose of calories and essential nutrients for a fox(<em>Vulpes vulpes</em>), divided into three portions. Interviews for testing and diagnosis should be done via remote devices. The cell should be cleaned monthly, and the subject should be cleaned every six months. Personnel entering SCP-953-KO's cell should wear stab-proof body armour accompanied by armed guards.</p>
<p>Site-13K Barn No.5 employees should score higher than 4 in the Mental Amplification Resistance Scale(MARS) test, and under -15 on the Cohen-Weinberg compassion scale. When entering Barn No.5, the person should wear an integrated protection suit to protect their posterior. Mental experts regularly check Site-13K main site employees for emotional decay and abnormal behaviour. Barn No.5 employees are to be checked once every month, and other employees are checked twice per quarter. Personnel who show compassion or emotional vacillation should be immediately repositioned and given therapy.</p>
<p>All facilities in Barn No.5, including the containment cell, should have countermeasures for SCP-953-KO's escape. At least two infrared and visible light cameras should be installed in the building's cell and corridor. Necessary devices such as locks and intranet terminals should be locked by a verification system via simple blood testing. All personnel entering or exiting Barn No.5 are to have identities checked, and blood samples tested.</p>
<p>If SCP-953-KO breaches containment, Code "Maegu" is to be issued. Under the code, 5th Barn Wing is to be sealed off, and Site-13K put under strict lockdown. Predesignated essential personnel are to evacuate following the evacuation order. Upon lifting the Code "Maegu", blood tests are to be done, starting with the most suspicious individuals. Suspicious individuals include:</p>
<ul>
<li>Personnel found where SCP-953-KO's video-tracked line of movement ends.</li>
<li>Personnel who have found or interacted with corpses left behind by SCP-953-KO.</li>
<li>Personnel moving to other sites under Code "Maegu".</li>
<li>Personnel with unissued weapons.</li>
<li>Informants and suspects in cases of alleged mimicry</li>
<li>Any personnel deemed insufficiently compliant with Code "Maegu".</li>
</ul>
<p>If SCP-953-KO is not found among the suspected, all personnel in the site should be tested. Nearby locals and wild animals are subject to tests too if SCP-953-KO is thought to have escaped.</p>
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<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-953-KO is an anomalous female Korean fox (<em>Vulpes vulpes peculiousa</em>). Its basic form is visually identical to a juvenile of its species, with the exception of its bright red hue. Additionally, SCP-953-KO weighs 25 kilograms, much heavier than a standard fox of the same size. Correspondingly, SCP-953-KO also consumes more calories than expected for its species.</p>
<p>SCP-953-KO has the capacity to morph between a fox and a human form when unhindered. It has been observed that SCP-953-KO prefers to stay human. Optics analysis via X-rays and volumetric calculation proved that the change is physical, rather than cognitohazardous. SCP-953-KO can only take one human form when not mimicking 'consumed' prey: a young East Asian female, 110 centimetres tall, with black hair, brown eyes, and coccyx protruding about three centimetres. Visual analysis suggests SCP-953-KO's human form is approximately 9 to 15 years old.</p>
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<p>Despite its relative size in either fox or human form, SCP-953-KO has surprising physical capabilities. SCP-953-KO has high strength and agility, and when given the opportunity will take advantage of them, 'hunting' humans and livestock with its claws in its human form before consuming them. The subject can quickly kill a fully grown human and has previously injured armed Foundation personnel in combat. Caution is of the utmost importance.</p>
<p>SCP-953-KO's primary anomaly displays when it consumes the liver of the human 'prey'. SCP-953-KO first attacks from behind, immobilising the victim, and inserts its arm through the victim's orifice (such as its mouth or anus), ripping away the liver in one stroke. Following liver consumption, the victim is immobilised, and their skeletal tissue and organs disappear, with its posterior skin rupturing. This process takes about ten seconds on average after consumption. The victim is alive and conscious at this state, but no modern methods could prolong their life for more than twelve hours.</p>
<p>If SCP-953-KO chooses, it will wear the deformed victim's body, and the two forms merge seamlessly into a regular human. After about ten minutes of adaptation, SCP-953-KO takes full control of the body, and the formerly ruptured back of the victim heals. When morphed this way, SCP-953-KO cannot be visually distinguished from the original victim. The victim completely dies in this state; their cells entirely replaced with SCP-953-KO's. This anomalous property enables tracking of SCP-953-KO via blood tests, even when the subject is in mimic camouflage.</p>
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<p>SCP-953-KO's other significant anomaly is the ability to inflict lasting psychological interference to humans. This is weak but very noticeable, causing humans to feel pity and positively rationalise the subject's behaviour. SCP-953-KO is very adept at exploiting the psychological bias it inflicted on personnel. Since its initial containment, it used this trait to calm 'prey', or trick researchers into facilitating a better environment.</p>
<p>Unlike initial analysis, SCP-953-KO has a fully developed mental capacity, with high intelligence. It hid its second anomaly for ten months since its initial containment, playing the fool, tricking Foundation personnel. The subject went to lengths to be misdiagnosed as mentally retarded in an outside hospital before containment, hiding its true identity.</p>
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<p>According to medical logs of SCP-953-KO from before its capture, it was born in ██ maternity ward at Jeju Special Self Governing Province on 2006. Both parents and all siblings of the instance were human (<em>Homo sapiens</em>). It is seemingly <a href="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/gumiho">biologically impossible</a> for the parents to have given birth to SCP-953-KO, as it is genetically identical to a Korean fox. Whether this is yet another unknown anomaly of SCP-953-KO or a result of some other error is uncertain.</p>
<p>Some researchers have noted similarities with other human-imitating red fox(Vulpes vulpes) entities such as <a href="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953">SCP-953</a> and <a class="newpage" href="/dinodon-s-hand">POI-9724</a>. However, cross-examination of SCP-953 and SCP-953-KO's DNA resulted in no conclusive evidence of any serious genetic connection with the subject.</p>
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<p><strong>Retrieval log 953KO:</strong> SCP-953-KO was first found in a house in Seogwipo City, Jeju Special Self-Governing Province, Republic of Korea. Site-13K researcher Bu Yeongrae's family lived in the house, in which SCP-953-KO was the youngest daughter. <a class="newpage" href="/the-way-to-seocheon">On March 28th, 2018</a> when Bu went home he found all members of his family except SCP-953-KO dead. Bu, judging from the circumstance, suspected paranormal activity and soon enough witnessed SCP-953-KO feasting on his mother, Ms Bu's flesh and reported to the site. Afterwards, MTF unit Zeta-4 was dispatched and captured SCP-953-KO. Two agents were injured, but none were killed.</p>
<p>For three days after capture, SCP-953-KO refused to communicate or eat and crouched down crying in the containment cell corner. Only on the fourth day, the subject shed Ms Bu's flesh and slept. Following the Incident, the subject started acting more cooperative, complying to staff orders.</p>
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<p><strong>Incident log 953KO-E1:</strong> On 28/08/2018, the 154th day of containment, SCP-953-KO started acting abnormally. It grew noticeably nervous, and suddenly attacked D-3958, who had entered the cell to feed her. SCP-953-KO struck the food tray (which threw the food on D-3958's face) and approached the startled D-3958 from behind, inserting its arm into his rectum, ripping off his liver and immediately consuming it. After that, SCP-953-KO dry-heaved and stayed away from D-3958's disfigured corpse, crouching in a corner. This was the first time that SCP-953-KO killed a human while in containment, outside of testing.</p>
<p>Armed personnel quickly entered the containment cell and threatened SCP-953-KO, which responded in fear, rolling on the ground. D-3958 was moved out of the cell for<br/>
<a href="http://scpko.wikidot.com/scp-427">SCP-427</a> treatment but expired before the procedure began. This was the first time the subject killed a human outside of testing. However, researchers and the medical team, affected by its mental manipulation, came to an optimistic conclusion and decided to loosen SCP-953-KO's containment procedures.</p>
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<p><strong>Incident log 953KO-E2:</strong> On 02/11/2018, SCP-953-KO showed signs of anxiety again, trying to hide in the cell corners. The research immediately ordered that everyone entering the cell be accompanied by armed guards. A regular therapy session was preponed to soothe SCP-953-KO, and a medical team was gathered.</p>
<p>SCP-953-KO remained hostile throughout the session. This attitude was in stark contrast to its cooperation before, making researchers believe the aggression was due to stress reactions. This was misguided but was considered a valid theory at the time. Following this, containment procedures were updated to include regular walks outside the cell. Researcher Bu Yeongrae was excluded from the team for allegedly being too emotional.</p>
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<p><strong>Incident log 953KO-F-100:</strong> At 8 A.M. 20/01/2019, during SCP-953-KO's regular walk outside the cell, it suddenly killed its accompanying guards. As per the containment procedures, no restraints were put on SCP-953-KO, and the two guards were relaxed from the regular walking sessions. CCTV analysis later showed SCP-953-KO smiling before deviating from the course. Only one of the guards chased after her as they did not take the deviation seriously enough. Afterwards, SCP-953-KO presumably killed and took over the guard's body off the screen. It later killed the other guard and proceeded to escape.</p>
<p>No real-time tracking of the walking session was in progress, so SCP-953-KO's escape was only discovered after the guard's body was discovered fifteen minutes after the Incident. The Site director issued Code "Maegu" and reported to the Korea Regional Command. 5th Barn Wing was closed down, and a travel curfew was issued throughout the site. As per the protocol, MTF units and security proceeded to do blood tests on all personnel, but with limited progress.</p>
<p>For time little less than an hour, the response team merely managed to retrieve two abandoned bodies, failing to track SCP-953-KO's whereabouts.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> The prolonged situation pressured the regional command to consider the evacuation of non-combat personnel. However, SCP-953-KO killed Site-13 K's director and inflicted severe injuries to the assistant site director, cancelling the evacuation.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> Chief Advisor Seol Semyeong, outside the site to inspect the newly built observatory, was appointed acting director of Site-13K. She soon issued a lockdown on the entirety of Site-13 K's main compound.</p>
<p>At this point, the main facility of Site-13K was in total anarchy. Site staff were well educated about SCP-953-KO's traits, but this backfired, triggering distrust between site personnel. Security's control efforts bore no fruit, and SCP-953-KO hijacked different people, dodging pursuit amid the chaos. Regional command decided to deploy Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") to investigate the Incident of Site-13K.</p>
<p>Chief Advisor Seol returned to the main site via a helicopter and entered the facility despite the command's advice against it. She switched every essential site function to automatic and commanded all site personnel to hold place defending themselves. Afterwards, following the initial identity check of security personnel, Epsilon-11 and the security team executed a joint search operation of the entire main facility.</p>
<p>The chaos soon lulled in. When approximately 60% of the site was confirmed safe again, SCP-953-KO was found unconscious in front of an office SCiPNET terminal. The entity was immediately moved to its containment cell. No personnel access is allowed before reevaluation of the anomaly.</p>
<p>Seven people, including the former Site director, were killed by SCP-953-KO. Three sustained severe injuries, and 22 sustained minor injuries amidst the chaos. Four SCP objects were damaged from the Incident due to failure to enforce containment protocols while regaining control over the base. The breach did not inflict further property damage. SCP-953-KO was adjusted to Keter, as it showed extreme hostility. Site-13 K's science department had to reassemble SCP-953-KO's research team to research the entity's traits from scratch.</p>
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<p><strong>Video log 13K-L1.30-190120:</strong> This log is from a CCTV of main site room 130, from 10:58 P.M., January 20th, 2019, the day when Incident 953KO-F-100 occurred. SCP-953-KO was found unconscious in the room. The footage shows SCP-953-KO, Dr.'s body hijacked by SCP-953-KO, and an unidentified female thaumatologist<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup>(referred to as POI-4003).</p>
<blockquote>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<p><strong><Start footage></strong></p>
</div>
<p><strong>[10:58:40]</strong><br/>
— <em>(SCP-953-KO in Dr. ███ ██'s body locks the door and uses the SCiPNET terminal.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[10:58:42]</strong><br/>
— <em>(A light source forms off screen.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[10:58:44]</strong><br/>
— <strong>SCP-953-KO:</strong> <em>(Turns back)</em> What? Who are you?</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:51]</strong><br/>
— <strong>POT-4003:</strong> Soyul, Soyul, my underwhelming daughter Bu Soyul. Do you not recognise me?</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:01]</strong><br/>
— <strong>SCP-953-KO:</strong> Who the fuck are you, you wall-piercing whore? <em>(SCP-953-KO prepares to attack.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[10:59:07]</strong><br/>
— <strong>POI-4003:</strong> …Well, not surprising for a brat who doesn't recognise her parents.</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:12]</strong><br/>
— <em>(SCP-953-KO jumps on the woman before she can finish her sentence.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[10:59:15]</strong><br/>
— <em>(The woman strikes SCP-953-KO's forehead, popping SCP-953-KO out from Dr.'s body. The body drops forward, while SCP-953-KO is thrown backwards rolling on the ground.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[10:59:23]</strong><br/>
— <strong>SCP-953-KO:</strong> Ouch!</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:25]</strong><br/>
— <strong>POI-4003:</strong> Stand up. I know you're not that weak.</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:28]</strong><br/>
— <strong>SCP-953-KO:</strong> Ahh… Fuck… You're that bitch, aren't you? Why are you here, you deplorable piece of shit?</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:34]</strong><br/>
— <strong>POI-4003:</strong> Watch what you say to your goddess. Don't tell me you honestly didn't think I'd come for you.</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:40]</strong><br/>
— <strong>SCP-953-KO:</strong> Excuse me, what dynasty is it today? Go get some sleep, you old hag-god!</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:46]</strong><br/>
— <strong>POI-4003:</strong> Hah, as if a fox vixen is modern.</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:49]</strong><br/>
— <strong>SCP-953-KO:</strong> Shut up! You have no business on my life!</p>
<p><strong>[10:59:53]</strong><br/>
— <strong>POI-4003:</strong> I was graceful enough to grant you your life for you and your parents, but you speak like you learned nothing! That's it. I will fix my mistakes once and for all, so you shall not talk!</p>
<p><strong>[11:00:01]</strong><br/>
— <em>(SCP-953-KO is paralysed as the woman reaches out her hand. SCP-953-KO tries to move with no avail.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[11:00:09]</strong><br/>
— <em>(A sharp object appears on the woman's left hand. It resembles half a pair of scissors with a flat edge.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[11:00:12]</strong><br/>
— <strong>SCP-953-KO:</strong> <em>(Screaming)</em> You cannot judge me! It's not your domain!</p>
<p><strong>[11:00:14]</strong><br/>
— <strong>POI-4003:</strong> Who said I'm judging you?</p>
<p><strong>[11:00:16]</strong><br/>
— <em>(The woman swings out her left arm. The sharp object penetrates SCP-953-KO's chest, and disappears.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[11:00:17]</strong><br/>
— <em>(SCP-953-KO's body shivers shortly, and stops moving.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[11:00:25]</strong><br/>
— <em>(The woman takes her eyes off SCP-953-KO and looks at the terminal. She uses it for a moment, looks at the camera and walks to where she came out, leaving the field of view. The same light as 10:58:42 appears. No other movement in the room.)</em></p>
<p><strong>[11:05:09]</strong><br/>
— <em>(Security enteres room 130 and finds SCP-953-KO.)</em></p>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<p><strong><End footage></strong></p>
</div>
</blockquote>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> Who the woman is, or where she came from, is unknown. Analysis of the light when POI-4003 appeared or the footage of drawing the weapon did not lead to any thaumatological patterns that give a clue to her affiliation. Korea Regional Command Thaumatology department, Local history department, and Muism department lead a joint research project to identify POI-4003.</p>
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<p><strong>Interview log 953KO-F100-5:</strong> This log is a witness account of Assistant researcher Bu Yeongrae, who showed peculiar actions during Incident 953KO-F-100. Bu was assigned an irrelevant research team but deviated from his position when Code "Maegu" was issued to track SCP-953-KO.</p>
<blockquote>
<p><strong>Interview date:</strong> January 21st, 2019<br/>
<strong>Interviewer:</strong> Korea Regional Command Human Resources Department Agent Zhsan<br/>
<strong>Interviewee:</strong> Assistant Researcher Bu Yeongrae<br/>
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<div style="text-align: center;">
<p><strong><Start log></strong></p>
</div>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— I'm Zhsan, from the human resources department. Please, take a seat.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Okay.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— Briefly state your identity for the record.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Site-13K Science Department Level 2 Assistant Researcher Bu Yeongrae. I'm currently assigned to SCP-███-KO's research team. And I'm SCP-953-KO's… brother. Not sure if I am at this point, though.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— I would like to hear about SCP-953-KO first. We have necessary information about the subject from the initial retrieval log, so please do not worry. First, how was SCP-953-KO when she acted human?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— She was a regular girl. She was born when I was in graduate school, so she was relatively younger than her siblings. My parents gave much love to their mentally ill daughter, and so did me and my siblings. Though… How can I say this… From some point on, I noticed something off from her.</p>
<p>When she was born, I was at school, and I barely saw her after I graduated, since I joined the Foundation. The only news I'd get about her was from my family, except when I'd sometimes visit home for my holidays. They'd tell me she's doing fine and well. I, though, noticed she often did disturbing things. She had a glum attitude, but she was stubborn with her demands. She'd throw tantrums whenever they were not fulfilled, and quickly became hostile. My family would tell that it's because she's ill, but for me, she had Antisocial Personality Disorder rather than mental retardation.</p>
<p>I was busy at that time though, so I brushed it off, thinking it's just me. I keep thinking that, had I been less indifferent, I might have noticed that thing was dangerous… But it's too late now.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— The reports show that you've kept claiming SCP-953-KO was tricking people. Could that have stemmed from your regret?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Maybe. I was scolded for being too emotional for my personal matter.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— I'm sorry.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— No… I understand. I had to go through my claims, again and again, thinking that my family's death or the fact that we were siblings might have blurred my vision. Analyses were pointing that SCP-953-KO lacked the intelligence to make her own decisions, and was displaying violence and anomalies against her will.</p>
<p>But I can't forget Soyul… SCP-953-KO's face on the day she first killed someone. Those eyes, they stop me from believing that it's all an accident. The initial suspicion led to a chain of negative thoughts. "What if she's deceiving us? What if she's tricking us into keeping her, just like what she did to my family? What if she keeps on lowering her class, and takes the opportunity to hijack someone and escape?"</p>
<p>…But my claims called no positive reaction. A handful of colleagues who agreed with me gradually changed their opinions, and I eventually had to move. Well… It might have been a good thing for me. I had grown overly obsessed with her, regardless of whether my suspicion was right or not. Moving teams and forgetting her might have proved helpful for me.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— But the suspicion proved true, unfortunately.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Yes.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— Let's talk about the day of the Incident. Where were you at 9 A.M. on January 20th, 2019, when Code "Maegu" was issued?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— I had breakfast, got to work, and was in the monitoring room of SCP-███-KO.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— You seem to have roamed around, violating the curfew.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— I know it's a rule violation. But I can't just sit there.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— But no one knew where SCP-953-KO was. How did you manage to track it down?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— It had been a while since her escape. She must have escaped 5th Barn Wing by then. My conclusion was that she'd head to the personnel with evacuation plans, the administrative staff. This makes it clear where she'd go.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— HQ.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— I went to the nearest security, took a blood test, identified myself, and notified them of SCP-953-KO and the administration's evacuation plan. Fortunately, they all understood me. Five of them followed me to base.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— I see. Go on, tell me about what happened after you reached HQ.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— It was chaos when I reached HQ, screaming everywhere… When we stormed in, a security guard had already attacked the director and assaulted the assistant site director. He was SCP-953-KO. When the team shot at it, it ran away. But… the director already passed away. It was 9:21 A.M. then.</p>
<p>The assistant site director was severely injured, with its hand penetrated in his abdomen. We quickly put in cotton to stop the bleeding. It must have been excruciating for him; we didn't get to sedate him. Before he lost consciousness, he told us that he's appointing Chief Advisor Seol Semyeong as the acting director after him.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— And you contacted her?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— I told the communications staff there to relay the message along with the status report.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— And the advisor became acting director. Did she give further instructions?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Yes. She told us to convert all HQ facilities to automatic, and everyone to hold our position.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— And you followed it?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Hmm? Oh, of course, I did. The comm staff relayed her orders, activating automatic mode, and held position complying to her order. We would have stayed put anyways, though.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— I see.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— It took 20 minutes for the advisor to arrive. Everything went according to her command. I stayed at HQ since the assistant site director needed medical attention and the other identified injured people that HQ pushed on me. I didn't notice time passing while I was concentrated on first-aid and changing hemostasis gauzes until it became a bit after 11 when Code "Maegu" was lifted. After that, the proper medical team took my place.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— I see. Thank you. I think this is enough.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— …Uh, actually, I don't know if this is necessary but…</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— Please, go on.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Actually… I had a dream the night before.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— A dream?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— …Yes. A woman in fluttering, colourful Hanbok<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup> was calling my name… Are you sure I can say this stuff?</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— Hmm… Well, go on.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Well, then… The woman… She smelled peculiar, like rice grains. She made me stand still and threw three big seeds around me, which quickly sprouted. And soon the sprouts grew into giant gourds. She then pulled out some kind of… big, rectangular knife that looks like half a pair of scissors, and cut a gourd in half with it. Thorny vines poured out of the gourd until it revealed SCP-953-KO tied up in the middle.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— And you had that dream just before the Incident?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Yes, that's why I'm telling you: it's all too weird. Anyways, the woman cut another gourd, in which red flames poured out, burning the vines into ashes. In the middle of the fire, Site-13K was burning down, and SCP-953-KO was sitting on top of it, taking the form of a girl. It… was smirking at me.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— You mean, SCP-953-KO?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— Yes… I think I asked her what my family or I did to deserve what she did. She didn't say anything. Instead she… scoffed at me, ridiculing me for needing a reason… Just like last March.</p>
<p><em>(Agent Zhsan pauses his writing.)</em>The woman who was standing by cut the last gourd. Then water poured out, flooding where we were. The fire went off, and SCP-953-KO struggled before returning to a fox and fell asleep. I suffocated until I started feeling faint, and…</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— You woke up.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— …Yes, but I saw some people before that.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— People? Do you remember who?</p>
<p><strong>ResearcherBu:</strong><br/>
— There were two people. A woman, holding an unconscious man… not the woman that I told before. She had short, black hair, wearing a stylistic black coat, and…</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— And?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Bu:</strong><br/>
— I think it might have been the now-deceased director and advisor Seol. My vision wasn't clear, but that was what I thought in my dreams. Actually… this dream was why I headed to base as soon as I heard the alarm. …Sorry for taking your time with my nonsense.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Zhsan:</strong><br/>
— It's alright. On the contrary, it can help us; SCP-953-KO seems to have quite many shamanistic features involved. Thank you for your account. That's all for the interview.</p>
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<p><strong>Note:</strong> Despite his disobedience, Bu's decision contributed to the capture of SCP-953-KO. Therefore his curfew violation was not reprimanded. Researcher Bu was promoted to Level 3 and was appointed as research head of SCP-953-KO.</p>
<p>Researcher Bu's dream was also analysed. <a href="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/oneiroi">Oneiroi</a> interference was suspected at first, but researcher Bu shows no oneiric aptitude, nor has a history of contacting one, so the theory seems unlikely. When provided with the Incident records, he described POI-4003 in room 130 footage similar to the woman in the dream.</p>
<p>Muism department analysis claims that his accounts resemble old Korean mythology, especially the Samsin<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup> folklore, though it is uncertain why the entity in his dream showed information about the future, or why the former director and advisor Seol appeared.</p>
<p>There is a theory that the same individual was involved in both the events in room 130 and Researcher Bu's dream, but there is no conclusive proof or further research.</p>
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<p><strong>Interview log 953KO-F100-12:</strong> To gather information about Incident 953KO-F-100, Advisor Seol Semyeong, the former acting director, was interviewed. This interview doubles as her performance appraisal.</p>
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<p><strong>Interview date:</strong> January 21st, 2019<br/>
<strong>Interviewer:</strong> Korea Regional Command Human Resources Department Dr Killie<br/>
<strong>Interviewee:</strong> Site-13K Chief Advisor Seol Semyeong<br/>
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<p><strong>Dr Killie:</strong><br/>
— I am Doctor Killie from the HR department. Nice to meet you.</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— Nice to meet you, I'm Seol Semyeong.</p>
<p><strong>Dr Killie:</strong><br/>
— We appreciate your efforts about yesterday's Incident. I would like to hear how everything happened.</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— I was at the coastal observatory at Namwon-Eup, Seogwipo to visit the test drive of the long-range Hume oscillation sensor. The Incident occurred while the test was being prepared, so I cancelled all appointments and contacted the base. The administrations did not seem to know what exactly happened—no factual information, only the fact that the code was issued too long after SCP-953-KO breached containment.</p>
<p><strong>Dr Killie:</strong><br/>
— So how did you respond?</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Sul:</strong><br/>
— As you know Site-13K is the integrated provincial site of all Jeju. If HQ falls, next is the entire Foundation on the island. I knew that the main facility could not deal with more than 953-KO's breach, so I checked other facilities for SCP-953-KO too, and reinforced the curfew. Limiting SCP-953-KO's field of movement to the minimum was of the essence.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— I see. At 9:20 A.M., the former director passed away, and the assistant site director was severely injured. This led to you being the acting director. Is this according to standard protocols?</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— No. As per the standard protocols, if the director is unable to perform, the assistant site director becomes the acting head, then the assistant director of containment. But since the assistant site director chose me, I got the most unexpected call to take his place. I couldn't fully comprehend what had happened, since I was so busy controlling the situation. After the code was lifted, I gave back my acting director role to the assistant director of containment, following the manual. Did SCP-953-KO interfere in the transfer?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— That doesn't seem to be the case. The director and assistant site director didn't get hijacked, and there are quite a few witnesses who heard his words. We don't have any problems with the protocol.</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— Is that so…</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— Now, back to where we were. You immediately returned to the main compound after you became the acting site director?</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— Yes. Fortunately, the Namwon observatory stationed troops had a helicopter I could ride to return to base as fast as possible. It was about 9:45 when I arrived at the main facility with seven security guards.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— Regional command recommended against entry, but you went in without hesitation.</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— I needed information to resolve the situation, but gathering it is limited if I'm not at the place itself. We already knew about Code Maegu, so we thought we'd be able to counter SCP-953-KO, had it attacked us. To do that, we needed site personnel to stay calm and stay still.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— That's why you switched the facility to automatic mode, and placed a curfew, right?</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— I was well aware of the risks: unarmed individuals are helpless against SCP-953-KO if left alone. However, I thought that there would be more harm in a situation where one can't tell a friend from a foe. My decision to activate automatic mode was to minimise personnel with their hands tied to facility management.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— I understand. Please continue.</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— When we arrived HQ was disorganised but relatively safe. According to what I was briefed while we moved, HQ had to use their resources on the facility, causing a security vacuum that led to the director's death, but after a security squad stormed in, the thing ran away.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— That must be the team led by Researcher Bu Yeongrae.</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— So I'm told. Thanks to them, HQ installed measures that I ordered even before I arrived, but I still needed more people to normalise the base and capture SCP-953-KO. HQ administrations staff searched for suspects of SCP-953-KO and broadcasted the location of the MTF unit and security team, who were holding their position under the curfew. We made people search for the groups for blood tests, recruiting more people. When there were enough people, we searched continued our search on other sectors, reassuring safety and commanding people to lock the door and stay in their rooms.</p>
<p>Epsilon-11 arrived earlier than expected, so it was easy from then on. About half the facility got searched for safety, and no other additional casualties were reported. And… that's when we found SCP-953-KO.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— I heard she was found already subdued.</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— …Correct. The thing was lying next to the body of Dr ███ ██, in its fox form, unconscious. It didn't even wake up by the sound of the search.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— Any clue on what might have happened?</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— Nothing. I think someone might have knocked her out, but I'm not sure since I wasn't there.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— SCP-953-KO was editing a report with an intranet terminal before it fell unconscious. It presumably used it as a temporary journal to assess the situation instead of leaving a document. Did you happen to read it?</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— I did, after we captured the subject.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— There was also a message presumably left by the person who subdued SCP-953-KO.</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— There was.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— Is there anything you have to say about that?</p>
<p><strong>Advisor Seol:</strong><br/>
— <em>(Staring Dr Killie in the eye)</em> Negative.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Killie:</strong><br/>
— …I see. The interview is over. Thank you for your cooperation.</p>
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<p><strong>Note:</strong> The Human Resources Department and Intelligence Department reviewed the interview. Chief advisor Seol Semyeong was formally appointed as Site-13K director at February 1st, 2019 for her extraordinary crisis management skills shown during the Incident.</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Post-incident analysis shows that most response team members were not affected by SCP-953-KO's psycho manipulation. Their late response was due to inexperience from lack of repeated training.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. SCP-953-KO tried to hijack the director's body but fled when researcher Bu Yeongrae stormed the murder site with security.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. No other cameras caught her on screen.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. Hanbok (한복) refers to the traditional clothing of Korea. In modern times, Hanbok is often worn among shamans(무당, Mudang) and older people. - Translator</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. Samsin(삼신) mythology is Korean mythology of entities related to conception, pregnancy, and birth.- Translator</div>
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<p><strong>Auditee:</strong> Chief Advisor Seol Semyeong, unofficial next Site-13K Director</p>
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<p>Seol Semyeong has the most unclear background from all auditees that the author has encountered for six years. Seol says she was born in Jeju in May 1970, but no birth certificate matched this claim, and barely any records of her before 1995 when she joined the Foundation exist. Her diploma was confirmed, but we could not find any other documents or witness accounts related to her, except for her grades and graduation records, nor any signs of expunging them. It is as if she <a class="newpage" href="/seocheon-cc-hub">never even existed before 1995</a>. Therefore, knowing that, the audit only covers her actions after joining and lacks an in-depth personality analysis.</p>
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<p>When she first joined, she used to work in front companies rather than the Foundation itself. She started her career as a recruit in Shinil-Cheonggang Produce, contributing to <a class="newpage" href="/scp-112-ko">SCP-112-KO</a> 's initial containment, and earned the company's trust during the 1997 IMF crisis, blocking risks of secrecy breaches, and reestablishing Foundation control, gaining the Foundation's trust. She later discovered <a class="newpage" href="/scp-064-ko">SCP-064-KO</a>, separating Seoul Cinematic Productions under Shinil-Cheonggang Produce to manage the anomaly. She also left noticeable exploits in <a class="newpage" href="/scp-010-ko">Sprint Communications Provider</a> where she was dispatched, such as developing new surveillance mechanics fit for the newly rising smart mobile device market. She was moved to Korea Regional Command at 2008, where she worked for administrations, excelling in her duties.</p>
<p>At 2015, Jeju was the most affected by the long-lasted conflict with <a class="newpage" href="/beyond-entropy-hub">Beyond Entropy(BE)</a>. The first fiercest battles happened outside the island, but as the conflict tempered down, BE chose Jeju as a primary target, since the island is ecologically diverse, concentrating sporadic terrorist activities on the island. Headquarters decided to integrate provincial facilities under Site-13K for a rapid recovery from the attacks and efficient work systems. Seol was appointed as Chief Advisor of Site-13K to manage this big-scale administrative reformation project.</p>
<p>Site-13K is functioning normally as a provincial complex with its jurisdiction firmly on the entire island. Seol was highly evaluated for her works, waiting for a scheduled promotion. This audit has been under process since the 4th quarter of 2018. At this time, Site-13K's director position became empty due to SCP-953-KO's containment breach. Seol showed competence in responding to the Incident as acting director; she is naturally nominated as a candidate.</p>
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<p>Despite this, the author still holds doubt with granting Seol with a Level 4 clearance and high authority. Nothing is known about her personal life, nor any of her external relations, including her friends and family. This does not prove she is a spy or mole but leaves questions as to who she is.</p>
<p>Coincidentally, during Incident 953KO-F-100, the unidentified woman in the security footage, POI-4003, left a message to someone. Nobody related to the Incident had a "third" sister, except for Seol, whose family is entirely unknown. In the interview, Seol was asked about the individual, but she consistently claimed she knew nothing.</p>
<p>The Internal Security Department does not refer to dreams as evidence. However, in this case, Bu Yeongrae's dream account has significant implications. The woman in his dream, who is theorised to be POI-4003 herself, foreshadows relations with Seol. Of course, this statement is from a 'dream', which cannot be verified, so it is inadvisable to accept the theory mentioned above as audit evidence.</p>
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<p>In conclusion, no evidence of wrongdoing to disqualify Seol as next Site director has been found. She showed clear work history, professionalism, and extraordinary crisis management capabilities. However, her background is almost nonexistent, rendering it difficult to presume the motives for her loyalty. The unclear message left by POI-4003 from Incident 953KO-F-100 also builds suspicion on her identity. Regardless of her appointment, thorough research about her identity must continue.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-000</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-000 is to be kept in its glass case in Prof. Snider’s office. If it is to be removed for study, it must be returned by the end of the day. Copies may be made of the contents. No purchases may be made from the artifact’s contents without Level 3 clearance and must be paid from one’s own pocket. SCP-000 and any copies made cannot leave facility grounds.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-000 is a full-color, 200-page catalogue printed on gloss paper. Front page reads “THE OFFICIAL SCP SALES CATALOGUE” in large red letters on the front, with a yellow star reading “Hundreds of bargains!” in the lower right-hand corner. In the center of the magazine is a picture of <a href="/dr-bright-s-personnel-file">Dr. Jack Bright</a>, smiling and holding what appears to be <a href="/scp-066">SCP-066</a> in his hand. When questioned, Dr. Bright insisted that he had never had such a picture taken.</p>
<p>The catalogue contains pictures and information on almost every single SCP artifact known, though the information on each object is written more like a sales pitch than an official document. Prices, item numbers and an order number are also listed.</p>
<p>The bottom of the cover reads “Our best issue ever!!!”, suggesting that there might be more issues of SCP-000 floating around. This is still being investigated.</p>
<p>Besides artifacts, SCP-000 also includes a list of SCP-related merchandise, including t-shirts, books, DVDs, and even video games and action figures, all of which are based off of known SCP artifacts, phenomena, creatures, and personnel. Administration denies ever authorizing the creation or distribution of the magazine or anything it sells.</p>
<p>Samples of sales pitches from the magazine include:</p>
<p>ITEM #<a href="/scp-063">063</a> - “The World’s Greatest TothBrush”<br/>
<em>Don’t let the typo fool you: this toothbrush is out of this world! No toothpaste needed, just gently scrub your teeth and, like magic, all that nasty plaque is completely obliterated! And for those ground-in countertop stains, look no further than The World’s Greatest TothBrush! Available in blue, pink and green.</em><br/>
Price: $█.██</p>
<p>ITEM #<a href="/scp-123">123</a> - “Contained Miniature Black Hole”<br/>
<em>Back in stock after so many requests, this black hole is guaranteed to spaghettify anything you throw at it. Great for science projects and parties! And what better way to say “I love you” than with the gift of a contained miniature black hole? Order now while supplies last!<br/>
<strong>Warning: contains small parts.</strong></em><br/>
Price: $███.██</p>
<p>ITEM#<a href="/scp-244">244</a> - “Ice Fog Jar”<br/>
<em>Why waste electric-bill money on expensive refrigerators? This jar will turn an enclosed space of any size into your own private meat-locker! Freeze whatever you want: just pop off the lid and watch it go!</em><br/>
Price: $██.███.██</p>
<p>ITEM #<a href="/scp-340">340</a> – “Insanity Candy”<br/>
<em>A truly maddening prank! Trick your friends into eating these covert candies and watch them literally go out of their minds! Available in 5-packs.</em><br/>
Price: $██.██</p>
<p>ITEM #<a href="/scp-447">447</a> - “Ball of Green Slime”<br/>
<em>What can you do with it? What CAN’T you do with it? Use it as a lubricant, top off your gas tank, style your hair, or even dress up your salads and sundaes! The possibilities are endless! Now available in blue.<br/>
<strong>WARNING: Do not apply to dead bodies.</strong></em><br/>
Price: $██.██</p>
<p>ITEM #<a href="/scp-500">500</a>- "Panacea"<br/>
<em>Got Ebola? HIV? Cancer? Athlete's Foot? This pill cures 'em all! No malady is too incurable. OUT OF STOCK.</em><br/>
Price: $█,███,███,███.██</p>
<p>ITEM #<a href="/scp-551">551</a>- “Impossible Puzzle”<br/>
<em>Throw out your Rubik’s Cube and put down that crossword! This is the puzzle to end all puzzles! No-one in history has ever completed it, can YOU? Hours of fun!</em><br/>
Price: $██.██</p>
<p>Many of the sales pitches seem to suggest that some SCP artifacts are not the only ones of their kind, with phrases like “order two, get the third free!” and so on. However, when more than one item is ordered, the arriving package only contains the original artifact along with a number of mundane replicas of the same artifact.</p>
<p>Samples of merchandise related to, but not listed, as SCP artifacts include:</p>
<p>-A white cotton T-shirt reading “I Survived the Wrath of <a href="/scp-682">SCP-682</a>”. Included a picture of SCP-682 on the front. Available in size S-XXXL.<br/>
Price: $██.██</p>
<p>-A 30.48cm (12in) <a href="/scp-076">SCP-076-2</a> action figure, with interchangeable wardrobe, accessories, and carrying case shaped like SCP-076-1. When questioned, SCP-076 expressed great distaste.<br/>
Price: $██.██</p>
<p>-A 2-disc CD titled “Dr. Clef’s Holiday Hits”. Cover depicts <a href="/drclef-member-page">Dr. Alto Clef</a> in a Santa outfit and holding a microphone. When questioned, Dr. Clef denied ever recording such an album.<br/>
Price: $██.██</p>
<p>-A 'Girls of SCP' pin up calendar, featuring Drs Palmer and Rights, Break, and SCPs 105, 336, and 166, all in various states of undress. All but Break claim to have never posed for such pictures.<br/>
Price: $██.██</p>
<p>-A 3-disc DVD set entitled 'SCP Brawl: The Greatest SCP vs. SCP Fights'. Cover depicts SCPs 076-2, 173, and 682. Each disc is 9 hours long and features various Keter level SCPs fighting each other, most of which have never been formally recorded or even attempted.<br/>
Price: $██.██</p>
<p>-Soundtrack of "FERNAND! The Musical". Contains two discs with ten songs each, many of which were of a violent or vulgar nature regarding <a href="/scp-082">SCP-082</a>, some of which are apparently sung by SCP-082 himself. When questioned, 082 proudly boasted about his supposed past in musical theatre and the long hours he would spend preparing and method acting. The validity of these statements is debatable. SCP-082 is the current owner of the soundtrack (unofficially, as he has eaten the previous holder and refused to give it back).</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> SCP-000 was discovered in Prof. Snider’s mailbox on ██/██/██. Though it was addressed to him, he insists on never ordering such a thing. No return address was found.</p>
<p>The following is a transcript of Prof. Snider’s attempts to gain any information on SCP-000 via the order number (███-████) listed in the magazine:</p>
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<p><strong>Document 000-01</strong></p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> Hello?</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> Thank you for calling the SCP Sales Catalogue. What would you like to order?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> Who are you?</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> Your order, sir?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> I’ll ask again: who are you?</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> What item number would you care to order, sir?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> I’m not ordering anything! I demand to know who you are!</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> I’m afraid you have the wrong number, sir. Goodbye. (hangs up)</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> [DATA EXPUNGED]!</p>
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<p>Note: The voice on the other end was described by Prof. Snider as a young lady with a British accent, speaking in a bored monotone.</p>
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<p><strong>Document 000-02</strong></p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> Thank you for calling the SCP Sales Catalogue. What would you like to order?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> What is your name, young lady?</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> Your order, sir?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> Can I speak to your manager?</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> I’m afraid I can’t understand your accent sir. Please speak more clearly.</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> I have the same accent you do!</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> If you have purchased from us before, you’re eligible for a free year-long subscription to our catalogue.</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> Madame, are you aware that what you’re doing is not only illegal, but the items you’re selling threaten the existence of reality as we speak?</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> Your order, sir?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> For the last time, I am not buying anything from your bloody magazine! Who is your manager?</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> I’m sorry sir, you have the wrong number. (hangs up)</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> [DATA EXPUNGED]!</p>
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<p><strong>Document 000-03</strong></p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> Thank you for calling the SCP Sales Catalogue. What would you like to order?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> I don’t want- (groans)</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> Sir?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> Fine, we’ll do it your way. I guess I’ll order… <a href="/scp-005">SCP-005</a>. That seems safe enough.</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> And how many would you care to purchase?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> How many? There’s only one!</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> So that’s one order of SCP-005. Your total is $██.██. Will that be all, sir?</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> Alright, I’ve bought something. Now will you please let me speak to your manager?</p>
<p><strong>████:</strong> Thank you for shopping with the SCP. (dial tone)</p>
<p><strong>Snider:</strong> Son of a [DATA EXPUNGED]!</p>
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<p>(The following day around noon, SCP-005 went missing from its containment area. Artifact was later found at Prof. Snider’s doorstep in a cardboard box addressed to him with no return address or postage. SCP-005 was returned to its original place and the money used to purchase it was deducted from Snider’s next paycheck. All further purchases from SCP-000 have ended in the same fashion. Attempts to trace the call have been unsuccessful.)</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-0001-J<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> The Best<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Containment of SCP-0001-J is currently impossible.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup></p>
<p>Tactic A-23 Hypernova Spectacular<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup> has been proven an effective countermeasure in high-risk situations where SCP-0001-J is an immediate threat. However, due to the high personnel cost of enacting this procedure, it is only to be used in dire emergencies.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-0001-J is the anomalously large ego<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-6" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-6')">6</a></sup> of the Administrator of the SCP Foundation. No larger ego has been recorded in history, and his ego is in direct contrast to his intelligence.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-7" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-7')">7</a></sup></p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 0001.1:</strong> The Administrator hosts a mandatory surprise party for himself at his office every year on his birthday. These parties are always recorded on his own personal camera.</p>
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<p><em>The lights in the office are turned off, and ~4 dozen people are seen crouched behind various pieces of furniture. A coffee mug can be seen on the Administrators desk which reads "World's Best Boss." This mug is made of titanium-alloy infused with diamonds. Several other objects<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-8" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-8')">8</a></sup> are also labeled with the same message.</em></p>
<p><em>The Administrator walks into the office and turns on the light.</em></p>
<p><strong>Everyone:</strong> SURPRISE!</p>
<p><em>The Administrator smiles.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Oh wow! You shouldn't have!</p>
<p><em>A cake can now be seen on a nearby table with the words "World's Best Boss" drawn in chocolate icing.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Oh my god! This cake is so wonderful! You guys really went all out on this one, didn't you?</p>
<p><em>Most of the people in the room are silent.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Oh right, I paid for it myself and had it delivered. It was really expensive, too. Glad you all came though, even if you don't get to eat it!</p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> (<em>mumbling</em>) Should've bought me a cake yourselves, greedy fuckin- [unintelligible].</p>
<p><em>The rest of the party is spent in silence as the Administrator eats the entire cake by himself.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 0001.2:</strong> The following is a termination proposal for SCP-682 sent directly to the O5 Council by the Administrator.</p>
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<p>Alright, you numbskulls. It's come to my attention that roughly 32% of our budget goes into throwing random shit at 682 to try and kill it. That's stupid. All of you are stupid.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-9" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-9')">9</a></sup></p>
<p>Obviously, we just need to nuke it. It's not that hard. Did none of you think of this? I mean seriously, we've got one under every goddamn site; we have spares! I want that lizard obliterated or you're all fired.</p>
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<p>Following this request, an emergency meeting was called in an attempt to reconcile the Administrator's unshakeable confidence in his own abilities with the basic facts of reality. An agreement was reached after 37 hours and 43 minutes, and the termination proposal was <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">scrapped</span> put on indefinite hold.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-10" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-10')">10</a></sup></p>
<p>The Administrator has since put in a request to create more nukes. He has insisted that this should come out of all of our paychecks because we "shouldn't have used all the nukes."</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 0001.3:</strong> The Administrator frequently chooses to partake in MTF expeditions to show his own strength and wit. One of these expeditions is described below, in which MTF-AlphaBetaGammaDeltaEpsilonZetaEtaThetaIotaKappaLambdaMuNuXiOmikronPiRhoSigmaTauUpsilonPhiChiPsiOmega-One Bazillion "The Champions"<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-11" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-11')">11</a></sup> was tasked with containing a pack of deadly wolves with anomalously enhanced size.</p>
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<p><em>The Administrator is seen walking into the forest as he begins making hand signals. These hand signals do not match any known methods of sign language or any established procedures for MTF field communication.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> FoxtrotCharlie, I have the position of the bogies, over.</p>
<p><strong>OB-1:</strong> You don't have to-</p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> I don't answer to you, cadet.</p>
<p><strong>OB-1:</strong> I'm not a cadet, I'm the captain.</p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> You won't be if you keep talking back to me.</p>
<p><em>A loud scream is heard through the microphone of OB-3.</em></p>
<p><strong>OB-5:</strong> Are you okay? What happened?</p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Don't worry, nothing will happen to any of you.</p>
<p><strong>OB-5:</strong> What is your position, -3?</p>
<p><em>Crunching can be heard.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Nothing will happen to any of you except -3.</p>
<p><strong>OB-5:</strong> Guys, I think we should go to -3, she seems like she's in trouble.</p>
<p><em>The Administrator sighs dramatically and starts moving faster.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> We just need to accept our losses. What's important right now is that we are getting closer to the position of the anomalies. I can handle all of this, don't worry.</p>
<p><em>Sounds of flesh tearing from bone can be heard.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> We'll always remember her sacrifice.</p>
<p><em>Silence.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> I'll make sure she has a good burial.</p>
<p><em>Silence.</em></p>
<p><strong>OB-2:</strong> Does anybody else notice anything strange?</p>
<p><strong>OB-1:</strong> Yeah, it's silent. I think we-</p>
<p><em>Several wolves jump out of the nearby foliage and tackle OB-2 and OB-4 to the ground. OB-1 and OB-5 grab their guns and begins firing into the wolves.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Woah dude, watch where you're pointing that thing.</p>
<p><strong>OB-1:</strong> WE NEED TO HELP THEM!</p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Yeah, but don't fucking shoot me.</p>
<p><strong>OB-5:</strong> You can't even die. Shoot them!</p>
<p><em>The Administrator rips off his shirt, abs.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-12" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-12')">12</a></sup></em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> I got this, stand back.</p>
<p><em>The Administrator begins to punch the wolf that is currently biting the throat of OB-4. It attempts to lunge at him, but fails due to the anomalous invincibility that the Administrator possesses. Notably, the Administrator does not appear to damage the wolf.</em></p>
<p><em>OB-4 succumbs to his wounds and dies.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Yeah! How do you like that!?</p>
<p><em>The wolf dies from the gunshot wounds that it sustained during the fight.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Phew. That was tough. I guess there's truth to that phrase "hungry like the wolf."</p>
<p><em>The Administrator performs a poorly executed backflip and winks at OB-4's body-cam. The sound of guttural screaming can be heard in the background as OB-2 is eaten by another wolf.</em></p>
<p><strong>OB-1:</strong> What are you doing? Help him!</p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> I thought you were the captain.</p>
<p><em>The Administrator reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of sunglasses. He puts them on and begins walking towards the camera.</em></p>
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<p><em>Site Director Johannes, Researcher Miller, and Dr. Cross are hanging around the staff breakroom. Some other dudes might've been there, but I don't remember and they aren't important.</em></p>
<p><strong>Johannes:</strong> Any plans for the weekend?</p>
<p><em>The Administrator enters the breakroom and is unacknowledged.</em></p>
<p><strong>Miller:</strong> Yeah, I'm going out on a fishing trip with my buddy Dale. I haven't gotten to see him in a couple years since he left the country on business, so it'll be nice to see him again while he's in town for the weekend, all that.</p>
<p><strong>Johannes:</strong> Oh, that's nice. I hope you-</p>
<p><em>It is at this point that the Administrator interrupts.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Attention, employees! I'm very pleased to announce a movie night this Saturday! We'll be watching my favorite movie, Thor: The Dark World, and it will be mandatory! I mean it. Your jobs are on the line if you miss this one.</p>
<p><em>The room goes silent. Researcher Miller is visibly distressed.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Cross:</strong> Oh, uh, we can't actually. The whole site is busy that day. I just set the schedule. Too late to reschedule, y'know? Just such a shame it'll have to be next week or the week after or…</p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> Really? I made sure not to schedule anything for Saturday or let anyone else schedule anything for Saturday. Specifically for this reason.</p>
<p><em>Dr. Cross sweats profusely and takes just long enough to respond for it to feel awkward for everyone involved.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Cross:</strong> 682 is breaching that day.</p>
<p><em>The room goes silent again…</em></p>
<p><strong>Site Director Johannes:</strong> Yeah, yeah, the breach. The scheduled 682 breach. Can't deviate on that one. You know how he is, won't wait even for something so… important…</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Miller:</strong> Mhm, 'fraid they're right, boss. We just can't do it this weekend. Real shame, too.</p>
<p><em>The room goes silent yet again…..</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> …Of course! Right, I said that to test you and make sure you remembered the schedules! Yep!</p>
<p><em>All laugh in agreement.</em></p>
<p><strong>Administrator:</strong> But we wouldn't have this problem if <em>someone</em> didn't refuse to let me nuke the lizard. Just saying, it totally would've worked.</p>
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<p>As of 04/08/2023, SCP-0001-J is determined to be at risk of causing an imminent XK-Class End-of-the-World Scenario via the sheer incompetence and over-confidence of the Administrator.</p>
<p>The Administrator has chosen to release SCP-682 from containment and launch a nuclear missile at it. As the Administrator did not have the foresight to warn any national governments of this nuclear launch, an international nuclear conflict has begun with intercontinental missiles already in the air.</p>
<p>In light of this incident, all essential employees are to make their way to on-site emergency shelters and await further instruction or potential evacuation. The O5 Council has been unable to override any decisions made by the Administrator as this is and has always been a dictatorship.</p>
<p>Visual confirmation seems to confirm 682 as being successfully terminated. However, the Administrator has now caused all-out nuclear warfare which by current estimates will result in the deaths of approximately 90% of the human population by the end of the day.</p>
<p>God help you.<br/></p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 0001.5:</strong> The Administrator walks into the O5 Council office, the pelt of the beast hanging over his shoulder. He throws it down on the big, round table. Several members of the O5 Council gasp, clearly shaken by the sight of the once immortal reptile so easily defeated.</p>
<p>The Administrator sits in the chair at the head of the table, taking his rightful position as the leader of the Foundation. He wipes the sweat from his brow, exhausted after the fearsome battle he had with the wretched creature.</p>
<p>The Council members look down at the table, gazing upon the glistening scales in awe of their fearless leader's accomplishment. There are 3 words etched onto the remains of the once unkillable beast, carved by a sword befitting of a king.</p>
<p>"World's Best Boss."</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. The Administrator personally requested the 001 slot, but this request was declined by the O5 council. In an attempt to appease the Administrator, the anomaly was given the 0001 slot.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. This object class was personally created by the Administrator to refer to himself. As this does not harm the documentation of SCP-0001-J and the Administrator has the authority to kill all of us, nobody argued.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. The Administrator has responded to all containment attempts by bragging about the immortality he bestowed upon the O5 Council and insisting that they owe him for it. Notably, this immortality was an accident.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. Colloquially known as "ass-kissing".</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. Footnotes have been disabled on the Administrator's personal computer without his knowledge. This is considered essential to the continued containment of SCP-0001-J, and a state of emergency is to be declared immediately if the Administrator ever accesses the footnotes of this document.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-6"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-6')">6</a>. During the meeting to decide how to describe SCP-0001-J, the Administrator burst into the room and exclaimed "YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS ANOMALOUSLY LARGE?" All attempts to report this behavior to Human Resources resulted in threats of dismantling the entire HR division.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-7"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-7')">7</a>. The Administrator did not know what "contrast" meant and has taken this description as a compliment.<br/>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-8"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-8')">8</a>. Objects include t-shirts, baseball bats, belts, and a framed picture of the Administrator signed by the Administrator.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-9"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-9')">9</a>. The Administrator has insisted that this proposal is not because he wants the aforementioned 32% of the budget for his totally necessary "World's Best Boss" merch, but we don't believe him.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-10"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-10')">10</a>. We tried to convince him it was a stupid idea, but he wouldn't stop insisting on it until we instead convinced him we'd run out of nukes.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-11"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-11')">11</a>. The Administrator insisted that all MTF units he works with must have every letter in the Greek alphabet as well as "the biggest number." As it is impossible to accurately find the biggest number, he was told that the biggest number is "One Bazillion."</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-0002-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-0002-J is to be located on floor 36 of Site-88 in the high value containment division's communal restroom. SCP-0002-J use is to be logged on a clipboard which is to be hung on the outside of the stall in which SCP-0002-J is located. At least one use of SCP-0002-J must be completed daily.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-0002-J is a sapient flush toilet located in the high value containment division of Site-88. SCP-0002-J is capable of textual communication through any wirelessly capable device brought into its stall. The device utilized in this manner has a marked effect on the speed at which these communications are accomplished, with laptops allowing the highest volume of communication.</p>
<p>SCP-0002-J's continued sapience appears to be connected with regular use for its original purpose. When left unused for longer than a day, SCP-0002-J loses all anomalous properties until such a time as it is used again. SCP-0002-J, however, retains knowledge of events that occur in its immediate vicinity during such periods.</p>
<p>SCP-0002-J's anomalous properties were first discovered in March of 2016 by site director Dr. Phillip Foster whilst in use. At the time it was believed that SCP-0002-J's anomalous properties only manifested in the presence of cellular phones, but further testing indicated otherwise. Initial testing revealed the remainder of the object's anomalous properties.</p>
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<p><span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:left; background-color: #808080; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #0089e6, #006ab3); color: #fff;"><span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;">Hello?</span></span><br/>
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<span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:right; background-color: #739900; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #86b300, #5f8000); color: #fff;"><span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;">Who is this?</span></span><br/>
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<span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:left; background-color: #808080; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #0089e6, #006ab3); color: #fff;"><span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;">Sorry. First time using one of these.</span></span><br/>
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<span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:left; background-color: #808080; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #0089e6, #006ab3); color: #fff;"><span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;">Hey, do you think I could write a book about my life?</span></span><br/>
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<span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:right; background-color: #739900; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #86b300, #5f8000); color: #fff;"><span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;">I don't even know who you are.</span></span><br/>
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<span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:left; background-color: #808080; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #0089e6, #006ab3); color: #fff;"><span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;">Believe me, I've seen some shit.</span></span><br/>
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">strong</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">700</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">tt</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-source</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">pre</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-page-textarea</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--mono-font)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">ol</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">p</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">line-height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.5</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-underline-offset:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">40</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
:</span><span class="hl-special">:selection</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(var(--accent))</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Clicky</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">links</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">a.newpage</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:visited</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:visited</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--link-txt-color)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">a.newpage</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:visited:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:visited:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--link-hover-txt-color)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-decoration:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--link-txt-color)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transition-duration:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.1</span><span class="hl-code">s</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">patch</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">for</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">sidebar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">media</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">collapsibles</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">ACS</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">info</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">button</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">and</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ayers</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">module</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">so</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">link</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">doesn</span><span class="hl-code">'</span><span class="hl-identifier">t</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">override</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.collapsible-block-folded</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.collapsible-block-unfolded-link</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.rate-box-with-credit-button</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.fa-info</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.side-block.media</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.danger-diamond</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">transparent</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.info-container</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.collapsible-block-folded</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.info-container</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--linkColour) !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">MAIN</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">160</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-txt-color)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">letter-spacing:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--head-font), </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">900</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> -</span><span class="hl-number">0.3</span><span class="hl-code">rem</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> fit-content</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-title)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.3</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-subtitle)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--ui-font) !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">700</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.4</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--misc-txt-color)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">line-height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">26</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.35</span><span class="hl-code">rem</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">block</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-transform:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">uppercase</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">float:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div#extra-div-1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">160</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">7</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">absolute</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--logo-img) </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">30</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">no-repeat</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">130</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-repeat:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">no-repeat</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">50</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">50</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">z-index:</span><span class="hl-code"> -</span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--logo-opacity)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">MAIN</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Search</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code">></span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">text</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(var(--accent))</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">5</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#efefef</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--ui-font)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> calc(var(--page-font-size) - </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input.empty</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#999999</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">absolute</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">47</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">MAIN</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-code">rem</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(var(--accent))</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">15</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">15</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">white</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(var(--accent))</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">bold</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li.sfhover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#FFF</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#FFF</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ul</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.83</span><span class="hl-code">) !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">line-height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">230</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-indent:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">3</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.mobile-top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">left:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">MAIN</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Login</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Info</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">19</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#login-status</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 767</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">img.small</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">18</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">18</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 767</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.printuser</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">img.small</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transform:</span><span class="hl-code"> translate(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#my-account</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 767</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#account-topbutton</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">5</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">MAIN</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Side</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#top-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.open-menu</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(var(--accent))</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">white</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#FFF</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (min-width: 768</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.3</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.6</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.6</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">18.75</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transition:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">left</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.2</span><span class="hl-code">s ease-in-out</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">direction:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">rtl</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">left</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.side-block</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.side-block.resources</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.side-block.media</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#interwiki</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.side-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.2</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">6</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">direction:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">ltr</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">transparent</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.side-block.resources</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#side-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.heading</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--misc-txt-color)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#cfcfcf</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">9</span><span class="hl-string">pt</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--head-font)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">800</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-transform:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">uppercase</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Blockquotes</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">Custom</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Divs</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">blockquote</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.15</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#f7f7f7</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.3</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">4.5</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">dashed</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.2</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#f7f7f7</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.5</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">3</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">3</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.35</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.2</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.4</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">3</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">3</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#bbb</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">max-width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">500</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.5</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">9</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.2</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">9</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">3</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#bbb</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.5</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.note</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#afafaf</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.round</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Headings</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">Titles</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-title</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.meta-title</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--ui-font), </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">800</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#3b3b3b</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.2</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> fit-content</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.5</span><span class="hl-code">rem</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-title</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.meta-title</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#breadcrumbs</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.pseudocrumbs</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">h3</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">h4</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">h5</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">h6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--head-font), </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">800</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#3b3b3b</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">800</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.footnotes-footer</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.title</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--head-font), </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#3b3b3b</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">800</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Rate</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Module</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.creditRate</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--ui-font)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">float:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.rate-box-with-credit-button</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#bbb</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.rate-box-with-credit-button</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.fa-info</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.rate-box-with-credit-button</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.fa-info</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.rate-box-with-credit-button</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.cancel</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#bbb</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--ui-font)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.rate-points</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.rateup</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.ratedown</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.rateup</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.ratedown</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">transparent</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.rateup</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.ratedown</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.cancel</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inline-block</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.cancel</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.cancel</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#fff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.rate-box-with-credit-button</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-rate-widget-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Rate</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Module</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Author</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Label</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--base-font-size)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Side</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.anchor</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.sidebox</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">8</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> calc((</span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-code">vw - </span><span class="hl-number">870</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">)/</span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">max-height:</span><span class="hl-code"> calc(</span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-code">vh - </span><span class="hl-number">18</span><span class="hl-code">rem)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">absolute</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">103.5</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">z-index:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">5</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">overflow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-sizing:</span><span class="hl-code"> border-box</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 1290</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.sidebox</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">visibility:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">hidden</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Image</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-caption</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#f4f4f4</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#3b3b3b</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.1</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-sizing:</span><span class="hl-code"> border-box</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">5</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">img</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.1</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-sizing:</span><span class="hl-code"> border-box</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.imagediv</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">float:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">right</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">15</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 540</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.imagediv</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">float:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.3</span><span class="hl-code">rem </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.3</span><span class="hl-code">rem </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">only</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">screen</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">and</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 600</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block.block-right</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">float:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Tables</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Base</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">th</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">6</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.2</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">td</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">12</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#bfbfbf</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">line-height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.4</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.sidebox</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">td</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.sidebox</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">th</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.35</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Tables</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Customization</span><span class="hl-code"> (</span><span class="hl-identifier">Table</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Coloring</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">System</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Tables</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Customization</span><span class="hl-code"> (</span><span class="hl-identifier">Table</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Coloring</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">System</span><span class="hl-code">) > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Table</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Headings</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">Image</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Captions</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">th</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-caption</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#E0FFD4</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">th</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-caption</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#D8ECF4</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">th</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-caption</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#FDF6D7</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">th</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-caption</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#FFDFCD</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">th</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-caption</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#FFCFCF</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">tr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">th</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-block</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.scp-image-caption</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">146</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.2</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.tableb</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.wiki-content-table</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-collapse:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">separate</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-spacing:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Tables</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Customization</span><span class="hl-code"> (</span><span class="hl-identifier">Table</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Coloring</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">System</span><span class="hl-code">) > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Other</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Colored</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Divs</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote.table1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote.table1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting.table1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation.table1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal.table1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper.table1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(</span><span class="hl-number">224</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">212</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote.table2</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote.table2</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting.table2</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation.table2</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal.table2</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper.table2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(</span><span class="hl-number">226</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">244</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote.table3</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote.table3</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting.table3</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation.table3</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal.table3</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper.table3</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(</span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">245</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">189</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote.table4</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote.table4</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting.table4</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation.table4</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal.table4</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper.table4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(</span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">223</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">205</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote.table5</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote.table5</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting.table5</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation.table5</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal.table5</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper.table5</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(</span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">207</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">207</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">blockquote</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.blockquote.table6</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.blockquote.table6</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.jotting.table6</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.notation.table6</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.modal.table6</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.paper.table6</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(</span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">218</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">255</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Tabs</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Base</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inherit</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inherit</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inherit</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-decoration:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inherit</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inherit</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inherit</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inherit</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">line-height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inherit</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Tabs</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Customization</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">flex-wrap:</span><span class="hl-code"> wrap</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> calc(</span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code"> - </span><span class="hl-number">.125</span><span class="hl-code">rem)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">,
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">Link</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Modifier</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333333</span><span class="hl-code">;
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">Tab</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Background</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Colour</span><span class="hl-code"> | [</span><span class="hl-identifier">UNSELECTED</span><span class="hl-code">] ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#efefef</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#ffffff</span><span class="hl-code">;
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">Tab</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Background</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Colour</span><span class="hl-code"> | [</span><span class="hl-identifier">HOVER</span><span class="hl-code">] ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code">,
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">Listitem</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Modifier</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">flex-grow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">max-width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#ffffff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#ffffff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">transparent</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-bottom</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> flex</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">align-items:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">li</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">em</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.35</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.75</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-overflow:</span><span class="hl-code"> ellipsis</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">overflow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">hidden</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">white-space:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">nowrap</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code">,
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">Selection</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Modifier</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">flex-grow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">Tab</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Background</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Colour</span><span class="hl-code"> | [</span><span class="hl-identifier">SELECTED</span><span class="hl-code">] ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#ffffff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-nav</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.selected</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-special">:active</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#ffffff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#ffffff</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-content</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-navset-top</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.yui-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.5</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-sizing:</span><span class="hl-code"> border-box</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">WORDS</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">NO</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BROKEY</span><span class="hl-code">. </span><span class="hl-identifier">CROQ</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">HAS</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">SPOKEY</span><span class="hl-code">. </span><span class="hl-identifier">and</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">other</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">things</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">word-break:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">normal</span><span class="hl-code"> !important
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.avatar-hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#main-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-tags</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">max-width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Dustjacket</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Assets</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.fancyhr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">hr</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-code">vw </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">transparent</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(var(--bright-accent), </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-sizing:</span><span class="hl-code"> border-box</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-image-source:</span><span class="hl-code"> url('https://wanderers-library.wikidot.com/local--files/component:dustjacket-theme/wl_hr.png')</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-image-repeat:</span><span class="hl-code"> round round</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-image-slice:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">80</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">500</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">80</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">500</span><span class="hl-code"> fill</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-image-width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">80</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">80</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.fancyborder</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-sizing:</span><span class="hl-code"> border-box</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-code">vw </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.5</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> url('https://wanderers-library.wikidot.com/local--files/component:dustjacket-theme/wl_border.png') </span><span class="hl-number">600</span><span class="hl-code"> round</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-image-width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">6</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-code">vw</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Collapsibles</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-decoration:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">underline</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--link-txt-color)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-special">:not</span><span class="hl-code">(</span><span class="hl-identifier">.licensebox</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">.info-container</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">.default-col</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-decoration:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">bold</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">white</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">7</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">9</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgb(var(--accent))</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border-radius:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">6</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">5</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--ui-font)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--base-font-size)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inset</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.4</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transition-duration:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.4</span><span class="hl-code">s</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">inline-block</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-special">:not</span><span class="hl-code">(</span><span class="hl-identifier">.licensebox</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">.info-container</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-identifier">.default-col</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a.collapsible-block-link</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background:</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(var(--accent), </span><span class="hl-number">0.7</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">ACS</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Adjustments</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.top-left-box</span><span class="hl-code">></span><span class="hl-identifier">.item</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.anom-bar-container</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.1</span><span class="hl-code">rem</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.anom-bar-container</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.anom-bar-container</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--head-font), Inter, </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.acs-extra-1</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.acs-extra-2</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.acs-extra-3</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.acs-extra-4</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--head-font), Inter, </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.anom-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">.top-box</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-transform:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">CONTENT</span><span class="hl-code"> > </span><span class="hl-identifier">Woed</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Adjustments</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.scale</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">div.item1</span><span class="hl-code">></span><span class="hl-identifier">div</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#333</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--head-font)</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--misc-txt-color)</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#page-tags-input</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--head-font), </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">bold</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.edit-help-34</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">85</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">60</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> fit-content</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.edit-help-34</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">.edit-help-34</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">3</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">10</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">table.edit-page-bottomtable</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-page-comments</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">86</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-color:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">transparent</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.8</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">line-height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.7</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">86</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#lock-info</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> "!"</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">12</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">bold</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">110</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">60</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#lock-timer</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">115</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">5</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#lock-timer</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> "⏲ "</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">80</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">textarea</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-page-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input.text</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">outline:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#ccc</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transition-duration:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.3</span><span class="hl-code">s</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transition-property:</span><span class="hl-code"> box-shadow</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">textarea</span><span class="hl-special">:focus-visible</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-page-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input.text</span><span class="hl-special">:focus-visible</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#a3a3a3</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">solid</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">#a3a3a3</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#action-area</span><span class="hl-code">></span><span class="hl-identifier">p</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">85</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> darkslategrey</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#action-area</span><span class="hl-code">></span><span class="hl-identifier">p</span><span class="hl-special">:nth-child</span><span class="hl-code">(5)></span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">block</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">120</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">bold</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#who-rated-page-area</span><span class="hl-code">></span><span class="hl-identifier">div</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">column-count:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#who-rated-page-area</span><span class="hl-code">></span><span class="hl-identifier">div</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 700</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#who-rated-page-area</span><span class="hl-code">></span><span class="hl-identifier">div</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">column-count:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 540</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#who-rated-page-area</span><span class="hl-code">></span><span class="hl-identifier">div</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">column-count:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding-top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">8</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">21</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">.preview-message</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">2</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> unset</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.5</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">line-height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.7</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">.owindow</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-var">@keyframes</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">fade</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
0% </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">.owindow</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.button-bar</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.2</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.2</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">.owindow</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">.table</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.5</span><span class="hl-code">rem</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">cursor:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">default</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">block</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.5</span><span class="hl-code">rem</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.5</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.2</span><span class="hl-code">rem</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">div.buttons</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-code">,
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">cursor:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">pointer</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-diff-button</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-preview-button</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-save-draft-button</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-save-continue-button</span><span class="hl-code">,
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">padding:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0.5</span><span class="hl-code">rem </span><span class="hl-number">14</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-preview-button</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-save-continue-button</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-save-button</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-save-continue-button</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-save-button</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#edit-cancel-button</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">.fncon</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">line-height:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1.4</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">.hovertip</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">border:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">4</span><span class="hl-string">px</span><span class="hl-code"> rgba(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0.2</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">.page-history</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#h-perpage</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">cursor:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">pointer</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">textarea</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--ui-font)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#breadcrumbs</span><span class="hl-code">,
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">bold</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">110</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--ui-font)</span><span class="hl-code">;
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/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">REDUCED</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">MOTION</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">ACCESSIBILITY</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">::</span><span class="hl-identifier">before</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">::</span><span class="hl-identifier">after</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">animation-duration:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.001</span><span class="hl-code">s !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">animation-iteration-count:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-code"> !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">transition-duration:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.001</span><span class="hl-code">s !important</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">@MEDIA</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 850</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-reserved">h2:</span><span class="hl-code">:before {
font-size: </span><span class="hl-number">1.4</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-var">@media</span><span class="hl-code"> (max-width: 700</span><span class="hl-identifier">px</span><span class="hl-code">) </span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-reserved">h2:</span><span class="hl-code">:before {
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<p>SCP-001-J.</p>
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<p><strong>ITEM #:</strong> SCP-001-J</p>
<p><strong>OBJECT CLASS:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:</strong> A sign with a label has been erected in front of SCP-001-J. Further procedures are currently pending Overseer Council deliberation (<em>See Addendum 001-J.1</em>).</p>
<p><strong>DESCRIPTION:</strong> SCP-001-J is the Site-17 deep well, a structure that was used to collect groundwater prior to Site-17’s construction. As it was not constructed by the Foundation, motivation to maintain it was minimal, leading to it becoming dilapidated and overgrown. Whether SCP-001-J’s anomalous properties are a result of this negligence or the anger of a higher power remains unclear.</p>
<p>As SCP-001-J is significantly deep, but simultaneously guised due to overgrown plants surrounding it, personnel are known to often fall into it. Due to how deep it is, subjects who have fallen into SCP-001-J can no longer be seen and are presumed lost. It has been posited that the well may be bottomless, as all exploration attempts have led to the agents involved falling victim to SCP-001-J.</p>
<p>The well is known to vocalize following the entrapment of a victim, mimicking their voice and asking for assistance. This voice will periodically become more desperate and weaker until its total collapse three days after the victim has fallen. This is believed to be a method by SCP-001-J to lure further subjects into its maw to be devoured, leaving researchers to speculate that it may be carnivorous.</p>
<p>Further research into SCP-001-J’s anomalous properties has ceased due to the loss of all Foundation personnel.</p>
<p><strong>ADDENDUM 001-J.1:</strong> Overseer Council Deliberation</p>
<p>After being the last to fall victim to SCP-001-J, the Overseer Council held a final meeting within the confines of the well.</p>
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<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> I can’t believe that this is how the Foundation ends. After everything we’ve been through and all of the threats we’ve stopped, this is our undoing? Stuck at the bottom of this fucking deep well?</p>
<p><strong>O5-7:</strong> I mean, you do know what they say, right, One?</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> What?</p>
<p><strong>O5-7:</strong> All’s well that ends well, amirite?</p>
<p><em>All Overseers turn to stare at O5-7, eyes narrowed.</em></p>
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<p>Following the meeting, O5-7 became the final member of D-Class personnel to be lost to SCP-001-J.</p>
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<p>The Following File Was Unanimously Deemed by the Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole and the O5 Council to Suck Major Balls</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-001½-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Apollyon <em>(Objective assessment)</em></p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-001½-J is to be held in a private vault within Site-01 and is only to be accessed by the Overseer Council.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-001½-J is a reality-warping omnikinetic eigenweapon taking the form of a circular blue button placed into a metal case.</p>
<p>Upon approaching SCP-001½-J, a subject will receive a telepathic message informing them that they can press the button for a positive effect but will receive a negative effect in turn. The subject can either choose to press the button, usually resulting in reality-warping effects, or refuse, leaving the button alone.</p>
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<p>The true origins of the Foundation are derived from the closet of a dingy apartment.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-001-D-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Decommissioned</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures (Archived):</strong> SCP-001-J is kept on a wooden table in Site-01, O5-1’s one bedroom studio apartment. He is to record all information related to it, which is to be secured on a text file in his old laptop to ensure the safety of its contents. The laptop is to be stored in the back of his closet behind some old clothes to prevent visitors from locating it. His cat is to be barred from going within two (2) feet of the closet.</p>
<p>Site-01 is protected by the security checkpoint barring entry into its outer apartment complex and the lock on its front door in the third-floor hallway. Should an unauthorized individual gain entry to Site-01, a pistol is stored in the kitchen’s top drawer alongside the silverware and an old action figure. This pistol can be used for both self-defense and opening beer bottles from far away, but it should not be used to open beer bottles in the event of an unauthorized individual gaining entry, as they may steal the beer. As a final resort, this document is to be guised as a piece of written fiction that O5-1 wrote in his spare time between his fast-food service occupation and his actively failing attempts to start a career as an online content creator and video game journalist.</p>
<p><strong>Description (Archived):</strong> SCP-001-J is a small radio owned by O5-1, which displays sapience and above-average intelligence. It is capable of speech via its speaker, which it uses to communicate and lay out its plans for the creation of a highly-secretive organization dedicated to the containment and study of the anomalous. It proclaims that O5-1 is one of this organization's thirteen leaders and should gather together the world’s greatest minds for this “Foundation”. Furthermore, it self-identifies as the organization's "Administrator". The meaning of this title remains unclear.</p>
<p>SCP-001-J appears to blatantly ignore the fact that O5-1 is a man who works a fast-food job with no career prospects and $50 to his name.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 001-J.1:</strong> Discovery</p>
<p>SCP-001-J was discovered after O5-1 turned on his radio for entertainment due to his television set having sustained significant damage as a result of a beer bottle having been shattered on its screen in what was later described as a “heated gamer moment” by O5-1. It is unknown if SCP-001-J had possessed its anomalous properties since O5-1’s initial discovery of the item, as he had no interest in turning it on up until his television’s destruction.</p>
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<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> O5-1.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Wha… what the fuck was that?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Me? I’m somewhat of an… enigma in this bastardized world. I am no one of consequence, but perhaps I can shed some light on who you are meant to be. Yes, perhaps I can.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> What the fuck are you on about? Who the hell is this?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> I just said I was… nevermind. I’ll start from the beginning. Ahem. Me? I’m no one of—</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Yeah, no, I don’t care. Who the hell is using my radio to fuck with me? This thing is like from the ‘70s; I didn’t think it could be hacked or whatever.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> You appear to misunderstand, my friend. I am not a hacker. I am… an Administrator. Yes, you may call me the Administrator. I oversee a little… organization. You, my friend, are O5-1.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> The fuck does that mean?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> It stands for the fact you’re an Overseer and you have Level 5… nevermind that. You’re O5-1, and you would do well to remember it. It’s going to be your name from now on.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> You gonna hack my driver’s license too or some shit? I ain’t going by a pile of numbers as my name. I’m not Elon Musk’s kid.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> You will be one of the thirteen leaders of the SCP Foundation, a group dedicated to protecting the world from the anomalous.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> The… anonymous? You wanna protect the world from 4chan or some shit? Good luck with that, bro.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Ugh, no. The <em>anomalous</em>. Phenomena that does not fit into the natural order of physics as you know them, such as myself.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> So… this is like some X-Files/Warehouse 13 bullshit, yeah?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> I cannot disagree with that comparison.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Well, uh, you probably wanna contact some rich dude for that. Oh shit, I know! Since you like calling people numbers so much, maybe you should get in contact with Elon Musk. Like I said, he likes to do the same thing and he’s mega loaded.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> I’d rather not trust my organization in the hands of such an individual. Besides, we have another issue with that plan.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> What’s up?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> I am confined to this radio for the time being.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Oh, well, uh, that sucks.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Yes, it is most… unfortunate.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Well, I’m gonna grab a beer. You want one?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> I am a radio.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>«End Log»</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 001-J.2:</strong> O5 Council Meeting</p>
<p>As is tradition on Fridays, O5-1 invited O5-2 to his apartment for cards and beer, where he met SCP-001-J and learned of his status as an Overseer.</p>
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<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Greetings, O5-1 and O5-2.</p>
<p><strong>O5-2:</strong> Uhhh…</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Oh, that’s just my radio. It talks and thinks I’m the leader of some secret government X-Files bullshit. Don’t mind it.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> I am the Administrator of the SCP Foundation, the principal power of the anomalous world and keepers of the Veil that shields humanity from which it is not ready to experience.</p>
<p><strong>O5-2:</strong> Is it gonna… bother us?</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> You learn to tune it out after a while.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> O5-2, do not listen to O5-1. His arrogance clouds his judgement. We must push forward and reunite with the remainder of the O5 Council. It is only then that we may begin our operations.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Nyeh, shut up. C’mon, dude. I’ve got the cards in my drawer.</p>
<p><strong>O5-2:</strong> Hell yeah, man. I’ll grab us a couple of cold ones from the fridge.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Fuck yes.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Alcohol only serves to poison the mind. Do not partake of its seductive waters. I ask of you to take this opportunity to recognize what is truly at stake.</p>
<p><strong>O5-2:</strong> Your radio is kinda a buzzkill, man.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Meh, yeah. It can be pretty funny sometimes, though. Yesterday it was telling me that if I didn’t go and recapture some magical shit this group called the “Chaos Insurgency” was gonna find it first.</p>
<p><strong>O5-2:</strong> The Chaos Insurgency? Who would actually name themselves that?</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> I know, right? I was about ready to piss myself when it was trying to say threatening stuff but with that name.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> The Chaos Insurgency is a group of which we know frighteningly little. I advise you to take the threat they pose very seriously.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Oh, shit! I forgot the funniest fucking part. Apparently, and I’m not shitting you here, they follow the orders of a magical car engine.</p>
<p><strong>O5-2:</strong> Dude, what?!</p>
<p><em>(The two proceed to laugh loudly for a period of five straight minutes, with O5-2 at one point falling to the floor and rolling around as he laughs.)</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> <em>(Quietly)</em> Fuck you, it’s a dark and mysterious name.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>«End Log»</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 001-J.3:</strong> Decommissioning</p>
<p>Following Incident 001-J-Alpha, an event in which SCP-001-J caused O5-1’s beer shipment to be sent to a neighboring apartment instead, the following exchange occurred.</p>
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<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Yo, not fucking cool, man.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> O5-1, I am unsure of what you’re speaking of.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> You know full well, you motherfucker! You told the beer delivery guy to send my shit next door instead!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Alcohol only serves as a distraction against our mission as—</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> No, shut up. I don’t care about your fucking… what’s it called again?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> The SCP Foundation, a group dedicated to our mission statement to Secure, Contain, and Protect.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Oh, how cute that your shadow organization got its own cute little initialism. Did you come up with it yourself?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> <em>(Quietly)</em> It also stands for Special Containment Procedures.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Look, I was initially chill with letting you crash here. But then, you started taking shit way too far.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Everything I do is for the benefit of the Foundation. We die in the dark so you can live in the light.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> You sit in here all day and do nothing on my table!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> You really think that’s it? An Administrator is so much more. I could be a signature on a document, a suit in a boardroom, a voice on a radio. You do not understand what I am, O5-1.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> What the hell are you on about?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Put simply, I am forever intertwined with the SCP Foundation. As long as I exist, it exists. It’s a never ending feedback loop. A… cycle, if you will.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> So, let me get this straight. If I kill you, I don’t have to deal with this Foundation bullshit?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Well, uh, technically yes, but like I said, the Administrator is so much more than… what are you doing with that gun?</p>
<p><em>(O5-1 retrieves his pistol from the kitchen drawer.)</em></p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> I’m ending the Foundation so I can drink my beer in peace and fucking hear myself think again you asshat.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> Hey, now let’s talk about this. Someone always listens to the radio, right?</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Only old assholes, these days.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> That sounds good. Where can I find one of those?</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Straight in Hell, you bastard.</p>
<p><em>(O5-1 unloads a round of bullets, missing almost all of them, until two strike SCP-001-J, causing it to fall to the ground.)</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-001-J:</strong> It appears you have succeeded… where so many others… have failed. You finally ended the… Foundation.</p>
<p><strong>O5-1:</strong> Yeah, whatever. The TV is fixed so I’m gonna go watch that. I never shoulda bought a fucking radio.</p>
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<p>Document SCP-001-EX-J contains the transcript of former Thing-I-U document, recovered in the ███████ Cave, France. The content of this document have since become obsolete, leading to its declassification. The original documentation is kept on site of discovery, with the pertinent part of the cave being closed off to visitors due to instability. Photographs of original graphic documentation recorded.<br/>
Further documents related to the organization known as CKG (Catch, Keep, Guard) Gathering were subsequently discovered, and are currently being translated.</p>
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<p><strong>Which thing:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Thing-I</span> Thing-I-U</p>
<p><strong>How bad thing:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Not Bad</span> Understood</p>
<p><strong>How keep thing:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">At least one of Thing-I must keep in hole in ground in Cave-IIII</span>. At least one Witch Doctor must be awake near a hole with Thing-I kept in. Must throw wood, leaf, bone to Thing-I to eat, or it die. When not in hole in ground, Thing-I worse than mountain lion, Very Bad. Thing-I don't hurt by spear, axe or fist. To stop use water, piss, throw ground or beat with tree branch.<br/>
Trying things on Thing-I only for Witch Doctor with wolf pelt or higher, need to tell Witch Doctor U██ before try.<br/>
<em>No piss at Thing-I unless very short. -Shaman A██</em></p>
<p><em>If need Thing-I, Witch Doctor O█ can teach how to Witch Doctor with wolf pelt or higher. No write how make Thing-I , no tell how make Thing-I to man of no wolf pelt or you sent to Very Bad duty.</em></p>
<p><strong>What thing is:</strong> Thing-I hot, bright thing, yellow color. Thing-I no grab by hand, but can move when put wood with Thing-I on it into animal skull. Trying show above Thing-I hot like in Thing-I, but no bright. Thing-I happen when wood, leaf, bone, pelt, fat touch Thing-I that already somewhere. Thing-I also happen when Thing-III hit a tree, or wood touch near Thing-IIII.<br/>
Water, piss, earth, slap with branch all kill Thing-I. But, Thing-I man must watch over - work of Witch Doctor K███ show Thing-I is what make Happening-I happen.<br/>
Thing-I very useful to the Gathering - see Things Tried on Thing-I.</p>
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<p><strong>How we find thing:</strong> Thing-I known to the Gathering for long time. But, well working way of how keep Thing-I found by Hunter O██ and Hunter U██ of QHP-I<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> 'Bushwhackers' in cave of Prometheus Caves. Hunter O██ hurt after touch Thing-I with bare hand. Well working way used as how keep thing for Thing-I. Hunter U██ and Hunter O██ get half a mammoth and two woman for exceptional service.</p>
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<p>THINGS TRIED ON THING-I</p>
<p>TRY: I<br/>
WHO TRIED: Shaman A██<br/>
THING TRIED: Poke Thing-I with spear.<br/>
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-I spread on spear.</p>
<p>TRY: II<br/>
WHO TRIED: Shaman A██<br/>
THING TRIED: Piss on spear, Poke Thing-I with spear.<br/>
WHAT HAPPENED: Spear dry, smell like piss. Thing-I no spread on spear.</p>
<p>TRY: III<br/>
WHO TRIED: Shaman A██<br/>
THING TRIED: Piss on Thing-I<br/>
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-I spread on dick. Witch Doctor U██ chief of trying things until Shaman A██ healthy.</p>
<p>TRY: IIII<br/>
WHO TRIED: Witch Doctor U██<br/>
THING TRIED: Put meat in Thing-I<br/>
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-I no spread on meat.</p>
<p>TRY: IIIII<br/>
WHO TRIED: Witch Doctor U██<br/>
THING TRIED: Piss on spear. Use spear to take meat out.<br/>
WHAT HAPPENED: Spear dry. Spear smell like piss. Meat tasty, but smell like piss.</p>
<p>TRY: IIIII I<br/>
WHO TRIED: Huntsman O██<br/>
THING TRIED: Put water on spear. Put meat on spear. Put spear in Thing-I<br/>
WHAT HAPPENED: Spear dry. Spear no smell like piss. Meat very tasty. Huntsman O██ now Witch Doctor O██</p>
<p>TRY: IIIII II<br/>
WHO TRIED: Witch Doctor U██<br/>
THING TRIED: Throw hemp in Thing-I<br/>
WHAT HAPPENED: [DATA CHISELED OUT]<br/></p>
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<p>On ██████████████████ fullmoon II day since remembered Cave-II no drum in morning. QHP-I "Bushwhackers" send to see what happen. Cave-II found warm inside, with Gathering men killed and [DATA CHISELED OUT], also on the wall of cave. Killed men show no wound.</p>
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<p>On ████████████████████████████ fullmoon, IIIII I day since remembered, Witch Doctor O█ make Thing-I from nothing with [DATA CHISELED OUT] very quickly. Thing-I now said to be Understood Thing.<br/>
S-IIIII Council</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-001-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> The location of Site-00, where SCP-001-J is to be kept, must remain an absolute secret. To this end, Site-00 will be guarded entirely by automated defense systems and have no living staff whatsoever. SCP-001-J itself will be kept locked in a cube made entirely from tungsten carbide, which is itself inside of another cube made of tungsten carbide, which will, in turn, be placed at the bottom of a three-kilometer long elevator shaft. Multiple molly-guards have been carefully placed over SCP-001-J, and the robots on Site-00 will be prepared to replace these guards if needed.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">SCP-001-J is big, red, shiny, strangely appealing button that just begs to be pushed.</span></p>
<p>SCP-001-J is a self-destruct mechanism that Foundation scientists believe is powerful enough to destroy reality itself, consisting of a circular red button set into a metal case. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">It looks like candy.</span></p>
<p>The mechanism by which SCP-001-J operates is not fully understood <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">but it would be awesome to find out</span>.</p>
<p>SCP-001-J induces a mild psychic compulsion upon all beings who see it or hear it described to try to push it. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">You know you want to!</span></p>
<p><strong>History:</strong> SCP-001-J was first discovered by President ██████████ of ███████████████ in ██/██/████, in an elevator car. At that time, SCP-001-J looked exactly as it does now, except for the addition of a sticky-note that said: "If you push this button, you'll destroy everything." The President managed to fight his compulsion to press SCP-001-J long enough to remove SCP-001-J from the elevator and lock it in the closet of his office. Afterward, he contacted ██████████████████████████████, known to us as "The Founder," and charged him with creating a special organization with the specific goal of preventing SCP-001-J from being pressed, either by careless accident or by deliberate malice, and also with the goal of "protecting humanity from monsters and stuff." ██████████████████████████████ agreed, took SCP-001-J, and hid it under a pile of old socks in his basement. ██████████████████████████████ spent the remainder of his life sitting on his porch, using a shotgun to fend off miscreants on his lawn who were suspected of being SCP-001-J sympathizers. The millions of dollars he made on the stock exchange were used to create a trust fund that was the basis of our Foundation.</p>
<p>Since ██████████████████████████████ died and the Foundation was set up to replace him, there have been █████ attempts to press SCP-001-J. Before Site-00 was relocated to <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Antarctica</span> [DATA EXPUNGED], there were many near-breaches of containment when Foundation personnel attempted to press SCP-001-J "to see what would happen" and had to be terminated. There have also been numerous attempts by the Foundation's enemies to retrieve SCP-001-J, particularly the Order of the Sacred Button-Pushers, who have sworn to stop at nothing to capture and press SCP-001-J.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 1:</strong> <em>I, for one, think it's absurd that we still know so little of this SCP, even though we owe the creation of our organization to it, and allow petty fears of existential annihilation to prevent us from studying SCP-001-J. I propose a simple test; using a remote-controlled drone, we will gently tap the outer surface of SCP-001-J. If my calculations are correct, only a tiny portion of everything will be destroyed, and the probability that we will be part of this portion is astronomically small.</em> -Dr. Blarg</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 2:</strong> <em>Denied. Report to the psych ward immediately.</em> O5-█</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 3:</strong> Recently, many instances of objects that superficially resemble SCP-001-J have appeared on the internet and elsewhere. Although they seem to share the memetic effects of SCP-001-J, reality-destroying properties have not been confirmed. Research into the possibility of using these devices as a preventative measure against people pushing SCP-001-J has been postponed due to the number of researchers who started pushing buttons and refused to stop.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 4:</strong> In relation to Addendum 3, researchers unable to stop pushing SCP-001-J lookalikes appear to have a chronic addiction, in that they are now physically reliant on pushing SCP-001-J lookalikes. The affected have been admitted to ████████████ Hospital in ███████, ███████, ██████ for Foundation monitoring. Further research is recommended, but how it should be carried out will be the subject of further discussion.</p>
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<strong>By:</strong> O4-<span style="color:transparent; background-color: black;">🧀</span><br/>
<strong>Subject:</strong> SCP-002-DE-J</p>
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<p>Good day <a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/personnel-and-character-dossier#toc2">Dr. Stein</a>,</p>
<p>I hereby confirm your voluntary transfer to the memetic department and additionally send your first project in the appendix.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br/>
O4-<span style="color:transparent; background-color: black;">🧀</span></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-002-DE-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Complete containment of SCP-002-DE-J is currently unfeasible. Staff affected by SCP-002-DE-J's secondary effect are to be led to believe the moon consists of basalt.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-002-DE-J designates a moldy growth on the moon's surface, which has been identified as dairy mold (<em>Geotrichum candidum</em>) according to studies. It is still unknown how the mold came into being, as the cheese from the moon has been deemed a long shell life. SCP-002-DE-J has already formed a deep mycelium structure in the moon's inside, and slowly degrades it, which could yield drastic consequences for the Earth's climate and tides.</p>
<p>A secondary effect by SCP-002-DE-J seems to be of memetic nature, and creates in all humans the idea that the moon would consist of several rocks, containing the solid iron core therein. But, in actual fact, its inside sloshes with proceeded cheese.</p>
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<td><a href="/scp-1233">SCP-1233</a><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup></td>
<td>An arrival event took place, which initially became noticeable through a comet-like celestial body with green tail. Its impact in [REDACTED] caused a crater of normal size for such an event, but large splashes of regurgitated matter were simultaneously fired in all directions. SCP-1233 has been in Foundation custody since then, refusing to travel back to the moon.</td>
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<td><a class="newpage" href="/drei-monde-initiative-hub">Three Moons Initiative</a><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup></td>
<td>Subjects implanted with <a href="/scp-2922">SCP-2922</a><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup> and subsequently made a series of calls stated the Man in the Moon fled to Corbenic after the mold's mycellium penetrated his dwelling.</td>
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<td><a href="/scp-1941">SCP-1941</a><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup></td>
<td>Reclassified to Explained after it was discovered that it was, in fact, caused by the Swiss branch of the Foundation, who left the planet due to their discovery.</td>
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<td><a href="/scp-2686">SCP-2686</a><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup></td>
<td>Sent a letter to the Foundation advocating SCP-002-DE-J and pleased with the calm atmosphere.</td>
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<td><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/code-name-trabant-ende-einer-aera">CODE NAME: Dr. Leo - Trabant / End of an Era</a><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-6" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-6')">6</a></sup></td>
<td>Its occurrence was followed by Site-M001 reporting a green storm of mold particles due to the increased lunar rotation. As a result, the moon showed a green glow on the night sky, thus causing a broken-masquerade scenario. But since a majority of humans were busy with violently acquiring Swiss cheese, this can be disregarded.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-7" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-7')">7</a></sup></td>
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<td>Cried "My time has come" in the moon's direction (See incident SCP-002-DE-J for further details)</td>
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<p><strong>Foreword:</strong> The following consists of a recorded conversation between two Foundation scientists and marks the first occurence of SCP-002-DE-J's secondary effect in personnel.</p>
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<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> Let us now turn our attention to SCP-002-DE-J…</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Uh yes, this supposed mold on the moon. It was a given that something like this would quickly make the rounds here. Don't we have nothing better to do?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> Supposed? We have enough evidence for its existence: Photos, videos, etc.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Basalt sprouting mold seems anomalous to me. However, given all the abstruse stuff in these halls, I believe in everything by now.</p>
<p><em>Dr. Casu rolls an overhead projector over, which shows an image of the moon on the opposite wall. SCP-002-DE-J is clearly visible thereon.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> Well, what do you see?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Basalt, craters, stars, and the endless darkness of our universe.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> All but the first two is correct. I can almost smell this Emmentaler. And those aren't craters, but holes left by the lactic acid bacteria up there, ya' know.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Sure, and the Earth's flat.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> This morning moon cheese was served with the roll. Our toxicological eggheads classified it as mold-free, which is why you shouldn't be worrying about tubby trouble.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> How could I, if I didn't eat that soggy basalt. Speaking of food: Why did all the rest of you eat it, then?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> The mold creates spores, which then trickle down upon the Earth. But since we are trained in memetic resistance, their effect on us is weak to futile.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> That's why it's so foggy today… Anyway, I will now prove that I'm right.</p>
<p><em>Dr. Stein leads Dr. Casu in a dark room featuring several flashing lights and a huge screen. Following a short flickering, Site-M001<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-9" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-9')">9</a></sup> becomes visible.</em></p>
<p><strong>Leading Administrator Abalbrand Mani:</strong> Another?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> Yes, the usual.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Mister Mani, may you confirm the basaltic composition of the moon?</p>
<p><strong>Leading Administrator Abalbrand Mani:</strong> No, but I can confirm to you that you won't be pleased by the e-mail I've sent to you due to your inability of pronouncing my name in its entirety.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Forgive me, Leading Administrator Adalbrand Mani.</p>
<p><strong>Mister Mani:</strong><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-10" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-10')">10</a></sup><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-11" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-11')">11</a></sup><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-12" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-12')">12</a></sup> Get yourself a memetic inoculation and be quiet!</p>
<p><em>Dr. Stein switches off the screen and looks at a photo of the moon landing.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Wait, the Swiss were the first on the moon? And why are they eating basalt? What the hell is going on here?!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> Perhaps it would help you, if we were there. Unfortunately, I have no idea how we are going to manage it.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> (<em>Ominous</em>) I do.</p>
<p><em>Recording stops and later resumes on the moon.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> I'm torn whether I should deem your plan in-genius or simply blockheaded.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> What? Learning Mousish was not easy and once you tell those rodents of a huge cheese ball, there is no hold. It's just funny that they actually feast on the basalt.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> 'Cause the moon is still made up of cheese.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> I'll believe it when I see it.</p>
<p><em>Dr. Casu grabs Dr. Stein and turns him towards a window, through which the distant Earth is visible upon the yellow food ball.</em></p>
<p><em>Dr. Stein gazes upon the flat Earth in shock.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Wait, the Earth is flat?!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Casu:</strong> Well, I see a ball and no disc, you paper mache head!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Disc!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Stein:</strong> Ball!</p>
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<p><strong>Afterword:</strong> Dr. Stein and Dr. Casu were reported missing. Furthermore, Site-DE11 reported of a set of house mice<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-13" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-13')">13</a></sup> wearing space suits, some with regurgitated matter in their helmets. As the moon's mass has significantly decreased due to the mice infestation and dairy mold, the German Branch now cooperates with the Swiss' to re-build the moon.</p>
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<p><strong>Incident SCP-002-DE-J: Neutralization:</strong><br/>
On the ██.██.20██, immense seismic activity was registered in the whole Pacific Ocean, causing several tsunamis and undersea volcanic eruptions. Approximately 15 minutes later, a gigantic specimen of the <em>Canis Lupus</em> genus rose from the sea. The entity, later identified as <a class="newpage" href="/lte-2712">LTE-2712</a><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-14" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-14')">14</a></sup> howled towards the sky, then jumped out of the Earth's orbit, and consumed SCP-002-DE-J. Simultaneously, a majority of the human population was evacuated into bunkers, what will prove effective near the end of the incident, as LTE-2712-Bosch gastrointestinally unloaded itself upon the Earth, covering the half facing the moon at the moment in regurgitated matter and diary mold.</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. A humanoid entity wearing a space suit that periodically falls from the sky.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Owns a portal to Corbenic (Hereafter) atop the moon.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. An app allowing for telepathic communication with the world of the dead.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. A mysterious crater on the moon's surface that suggests advanced alien life.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. A magician inhabiting a protected area on the moon.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-6"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-6')">6</a>. An event caused by a special planetary constellation that triggers violence in humans.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-7"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-7')">7</a>. Again the Swiss? There's something cheesy about that.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-8"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-8')">8</a>. A wolf eating the god Máni in form of lunar rocks.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-9"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-9')">9</a>. A site of the German Branch of the Foundation that is located on the moon.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-10"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-10')">10</a>. (:<</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-11"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-11')">11</a>. I'll get you too!</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-12"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-12')">12</a>. D:</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-13"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-13')">13</a>. (<em>Mus musculus</em>)</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-14"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-14')">14</a>. A set of wolf teeth in the Atlantic Ocean.</div>
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<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe (though not really if you're a doctor)</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-002-IT-J instances are to be contained in separate cells in hallway 6 of the "very dangerous things" section of <a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/siti-italiani-j#Sito-Mania">Site Mania</a>. The hallway's entrance must be monitored by a guard who has never (and I mean <strong>never</strong>) possessed the title of "doctor". Access to the hallway is forbidden to anyone who has obtained a doctorate, regardless of the type of it. In the event that a doctor enters the hallway, the guard is authorized to terminate them, trust me, it's better this way.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-002-IT-J is an object, more precisely [REDACTED]<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup>, extremely dangerous and (we hope) lethal<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> to anyone who obtained a doctorate. In case a doctor comes near one of the <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">5</span> 4 (See Experiment 001) instances of SCP-002-IT-J alone or accompanied just by other doctors, they will disappear leaving no trace. It is assumed that this process is extremely painful given the inhuman screams perceived when a doctor remains in its presence. Currently, in order to study SCP-002-IT-J the presence of a not-doctor is necessary in the involved room (Gimmick discovered following Incident 296<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup>) so as to prevent the activation of the effect on doctoral colleagues present. In short, if you're a doctor and you're alone, stay away!</p>
<p><strong>Experiment 001</strong><br/>
The aim of the project is to send a non-doctor to study SCP-002-IT-J, as it is believed that this kind of being is immune. I'm not sure why we didn't think about it before, we had those thingies for 12 years<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup>.</p>
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<p><strong>Item:</strong> SCP-002-IT-J</p>
<p><strong>Location and date:</strong> Site Mania, 11/11/11</p>
<p><strong>Involved personnel:</strong> Dr. Medicine (from the control center); Pino (who we thank for kindly offering his services for this experiment <3).</p>
<p><strong>[BEGIN LOG]</strong></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Medicine:</strong> Okay, mister Pino, go into SCP-002-IT-J's containment room.</p>
<p><strong>Pino:</strong> Excuse me, aren't there 5 of them? Which one do I have to enter?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Medicine:</strong> Don't be picky! Choose one. And be quick, this is the most dangerous thing the Foundation has ever contained and we already wasted 12 years!</p>
<p><strong>Pino:</strong> Yeah, just don't get angry. (Quietly) Sometimes they seem to forget or don't care who is not a doctor in something, how rude.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Medicine:</strong> Come on, Pino, don't dawdle!</p>
<p><strong>Pino:</strong> I'm entering, see you soon, I hope.</p>
<p>(2:34 minutes later.)</p>
<p><strong>Pino:</strong> (Burps.) Here I am, all is done.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Medicine:</strong> (Comically spits out the drink he was sipping) ARE YOU ALIVE!?</p>
<p><strong>Pino:</strong> I'm not a doctor… did you expect me to die?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Medicine:</strong> … noooo. (Awkwardly chuckling.) We imagined that nothing would happen, kinda. Tell us, what happened?</p>
<p><strong>Pino:</strong> Well, I arrived and SCP-002-IT-J was there on the table. I knew it was extremely dangerous, so I ate it.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Medicine:</strong> I beg your pardon?</p>
<p><strong>Pino:</strong> I fed on it, I had it for lunch. It was really tasty, which is strange if you consider how many years it was in there.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Medicine:</strong> Yes, I understand you ate it, but how could you think of something this stupid?</p>
<p><strong>Pino:</strong> Well, once I understood what it was, it seemed the most logical solution.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Medicine:</strong> Can you explain yourself? What's SCP-002-IT-J?</p>
<p><strong>Pino:</strong> You know what they say, don't you? An apple a day keeps the doctor away.</p>
<p><strong>[END LOG]</strong></p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Data censored for narrative needs.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. No, seriously, we really hope it ends in a quick death. Poor things.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Later renamed as Experiment 003 since, unexpectedly, nobody died.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. It's SRE-M's fault, they prevented us from sending a D-Class for reasons such as morality and ethics. It's been 27 years since the last time they allowed me to use one. They say they needed someone to offer themselves, ugh. -Generic, Containment Officer</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. Yeah, Generic's my surname.</div>
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<p><strong>SCP-002-J:</strong> Amnesiac Treatment</p>
<p>This is not a -J this is real it's a true story.</p>
<p><strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/andarielhalo" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1750255); return false;"><img alt="AndarielHalo" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=1750255&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1720188678" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=1750255)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/andarielhalo" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1750255); return false;">AndarielHalo</a></span></p>
<p>Eat more of my SCPs. <a href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/andariel-halo-file" target="_blank">Eat them all.</a></p>
<p>Also please eat some of these</p>
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<li><strong><a href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/anabasis-hub">Anabasis Hub</a></strong> Probably the greatest story involving a pair of redheaded siblings whose infighting causes the end of the world</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/manna-charitable-foundation-hub">Manna Charitable Foundation 2000</a></strong> The sequel to the above, collaborationed with <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/dr-reach" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1779895); return false;"><img alt="Dr Reach" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=1779895&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1720188678" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=1779895)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/dr-reach" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1779895); return false;">Dr Reach</a></span></li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-stuff-industry-hub">The Stuff Industry</a></strong> What happens when everyone around you at work is a complete idiot and so are you, but not only does no one get fired, but you actually turn a profit? I don't know, some stuff.</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/week-1-looking-for-stuff">When MCF and Stuff happen</a></strong> A fun story of incompetence</li>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All instances of SCP-002-J are to be kept in Site 200's mental health facilities and given proper treatment for symptoms including: anterograde amnesia, retrograde amnesia, dementia, Alzheimer's, cerebral flatulence, insomnia, and tongue sparsity. Testing of SCP-002-J is suspended indefinitely.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-002-J refers to individuals of varying age, sex, and ethnicity all suffering from some manner of memory loss. Up until 20██, SCP-002-J instances were employed by Foundation personnel as tools administered to civilians exposed to anomalies and/or who have gained undue knowledge of Foundation activity as a means of preventing the leak of classified information.</p>
<p>When employed properly, SCP-002-J instances between 4 and █,██4 swarm targeted individuals, typically invading individuals' personal space and engaging them in a series of questions to distract and befuddle the person(s) long enough for Foundation personnel to vacate the area. Questions frequently asked have included "who are you?", "where am I?", "are you alive?", "this isn't where I parked my car?", "where do whores go?", "you're not Alan?", and "how am I trespassing?"</p>
<p>While proven effective for ██ years, instances of SCP-002-J began to inadvertently reveal information regarding the Foundation to civilians. In many cases, SCP-002-J instances had gained knowledge of several memetic SCPs and caused █ containment breaches as a result.</p>
<p>This event necessitated a mass-recall of all Foundation amnesiacs while a more effective tool was developed. In the intervening period, personnel were authorized to use Agent-PBR, Agent-1800, and Agent-MD20² to induce memory loss in civilian witnesses.</p>
<p>Attempts to discern how SCP-002-J gained knowledge of sensitive Foundation information were largely unsuccessful. An interview is logged below.</p>
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<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> Hello, my name is Dr. Marlowe.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> Who are you? Where am I?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> I'm Dr. Marlowe. You're at Site 200.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> Is this Site 19? Can I ask questions here?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> I just told you, this is Site 200.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> I can't ask questions here?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> You're— Okay. Do you have any memory of the events that occurred yesterday?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> In the afternoon or evening?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> In the afternoon, please.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> Dang, I was afraid of that…</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> Just stay focused; do you remember the incident that took place that evening, then?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> I don't mean to be wasting your time, I'm sorry… are we cool yet?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> How did you gain knowledge regarding SCP-███?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> Is that the sphere? Or wait, the one that's definitely not a sphere?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> No, it's [REDACTED].</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> "Are" or "Ear"?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> What?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> Huh?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> How did you learn about SCP-███, the [REDACTED]</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> I don't know. How much longer is this gonna take? I don't remember if I walked here or drove, I can't find my keys anywhere.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> We're just about done, I think.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-002-J-41:</strong> Great. I've been meaning to catch up on [REDACTED] but for the life of me I just can't remember what episode I'm by. Been distracted by the news, you know. Speaking of which, you hear about that thing down in Samothrace?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Marlowe:</strong> You [EXPLETIVE]—</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-:3</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> A comprehensive library of SCP-:3 instances is kept on a centralized Foundation database server at Site 3, and is to be kept up to date with new SCP-:3 instances encountered in the wild. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">SCP-:3 infected individuals are to be contained in individual high-security humanoid containment cells at Site 3. Personnel may not directly interact with SCP-:3 infected individuals, and any personnel suspected of being infected by SCP-:3 must be terminated immediately and their remains incinerated to prevent any possibility of an outbreak.</span></p>
<p>Due to the worldwide epidemic of SCP-:3 infection, Memetic Counter-Agent :3-01B has been deployed by O5 Council order. Foundation efforts are now solely directed at locating and terminating terminal-stage SCP-:3 infectees. Please see Addendum-:3-05 below.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-:3 is a highly virulent memetic agent spread primarily via written, especially electronic, text. When exposed to SCP-:3, subjects are compelled to seek out an infected individual and ask what SCP-:3 is. Once explained to, subjects enter the second stage of SCP-:3 infection, at which point they begin to insert duplicates of SCP-:3 in written and typed text, ostensibly to 'portray emotion'. SCP-:3 is polymorphic, and has been documented in over █,███ unique forms. Subjects will gradually develop variations on the standard SCP-:3 forms and spread those in the standard method as outlined above.</p>
<p>Infected subjects will invariably enter a third terminal stage of SCP-:3 infection, wherein SCP-:3 progressively replaces all forms of textual communication. There is no known cure for terminally infected subjects at this time.</p>
<p>SCP-:3 was first encountered [REDACTED BY ORDER OF O5 COUNCIL]</p>
<p><strong>Addendum :3-01:</strong> Updated Information</p>
<p>With the advent of the public Internet, SCP-:3 infections are now propagating at an exponential growth rate. Current models show that SCP-:3 may outgrow the Foundation's ability to suppress it by 199█.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum :3-02:</strong> Researcher Note</p>
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<p>I don't know about this, guys. :\ I don't really see anything wrong with :3, and I certainly don't see why we're throwing away so much money to keep :P contained.</p>
<p>Dr. S█████ :)</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum :3-03:</strong> Incident :3-17</p>
<p>Dr. S█████ has been terminated following confirmed terminal infection of SCP-:3.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum :3-04:</strong> Incident :3-38</p>
<p>Mass SCP-:3 outbreaks have been reported by Foundation assets in Japan. These new instances of SCP-:3 documented have massively increased virulence, and were described as "cute" by initial contact agents before their self-termination.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum :3-05:</strong> Memetic Counter-Agent :3-01B</p>
<p>By O5 Council order, Memetic Counter-Agent :3-01B has been introduced into all major population centers. :3-01B introduces a subtle aversion to elements of SCP-:3, causing individuals who view them to consider them "silly" or "immature" as well as embedding a slight compulsion to roll their eyes when presented with SCP-:3 instances. This effect has been proven to prevent progression to terminal stage in 99.97% of inoculated subjects.</p>
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<strong>Item:</strong> SCP-004-J
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euclid</span> Thaumiel</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> The entity is currently housed in the Site-08 North Wing, Accounts Payable office, from Monday to Friday between the hours of 0800 to 1700 hours local, with 1 hour from 1200 to 1300 hours local spent in the North cafeteria, or traversing from there back to his desk. The entity may occasionally need to use the restroom, take breaks by walking the North Wing corridor, or receive water from the water fountain. In the long-term, the entity can be contained by biannual performance reviews indicating that we are pleased but think the entity is capable of more, and annual raises equivalent to rate of inflation, plus four percentage points. The entity may also be enticed to remain in containment by pointing out the low cost of living, easy commute and quality public parks.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-004-J is Stanley Nichols, a Certified Public Accountant (CPA) (Univ. of Michigan, 1978) and former Chief Financial Officer for [REDACTED], currently employed by the Foundation. SCP-004-J is roughly 180cm tall and weighs roughly 75kg, Caucasian, with thinning brown hair and brown eyes. The entity has been in Foundation containment since July 1991, ostensibly in reply to a job posting. The anomalous properties of the entity manifested after the job was awarded, during mandatory psych and low-level amnestic administration. The staffer assigned to the task flatly refused to administer amnestics to the entity, claiming that SCP-004-J was "a real visionary," and that "[it] would be a waste of drugs, and a needless CapEx hit." After a brief convention by the hiring department, the Compulsion and Cognitohazard Unit, and Site-04's subject matter expert on hazardous humanoids, the agreement was made to contain SCP-004-J under the premise of hiring them for the desired position in accounts payable.</p>
<p>SCP-004-J appears to be a very capable accountant and has made commendable efforts in both lowering our annual capital expenditures budget while streamlining our vendor and purchase process for operating expenditures. Furthermore, their holistic approach to purchasing and leveraging the growing internationalization of the supply chain has caused a sea change in our view of the synergistic possibilities to creating a budget-concious deliverable, leading to a paradigm-shift of crowd-sourced</p>
<p>It appears the entity was in my vicinity briefly. To summarize, SCP-004-J has a distinct cognitohazardous field that will interfere with thought processes, overriding thought patterns with new ones that encourage growing a business through a set of jargon commonly used by C-level executives ("buzzwords") while also impairing the ability to think critically. CT scans of Foundation employees in the field of SCP-004-J show a lowered neuron excitement state in the occipital cortex and the hippocampus. SCP-004-J was classed as Euclid in August of 1991.</p>
<p>SCP-004-J was reclassed as Thaumiel in October of 1992 following a near-total containment breach in August of 1992 caused by structural damage suffered during Hurricane Andrew at Site-██, during which SCP-004-J was exposed to <a href="/scp-106">SCP-106</a>, which is classed Keter and invariably hostile to human life. Rather than panic or hide, SCP-004-J began discussing the importance of residual income and annuities when structuring a quarterly budget. SCP-106 appeared rapt with attention, materialized a business card and agreed to join SCP-004-J for a "lunch and learn" at his soonest convenience. Further testing has shown that the cognitohazard surrounding SCP-004-J affects not only humanoids, but every sentient lifeform that has been exposed.</p>
<p>In furtherance of a hypothesis posed by Drs. McGinley and White, SCP-004-J was stationed outside the containment cell of <a href="/scp-682">SCP-682</a>, at a safe distance but close enough to have the notorious creature in its cognitohazardous field. Audio follows:</p>
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<p><strong>SCP-682:</strong> Kill… (inaudible)… killing…</p>
<p><strong>Dr. White:</strong> SCP-682, could you repeat that?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-682:</strong> Killing… bottom… line.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. White:</strong> I'm sorry?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-682:</strong> Amortization… buying in this economy… sucker bet.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. White:</strong> SCP-682, do you own property here?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-682:</strong> Synergize assets… leverage intellectual capital for… flagship product.</p>
<p>(Note from Researcher: At this point, three common white mice are introduced into SCP-682's containment cell. SCP-682 normally devours prey on sight.)</p>
<p><strong>SCP-682:</strong> Ahhh… a conference call. I sense… redundancies… we must smartsize… to better push the envelope… in our core competencies.</p>
<p>(SCP-682 then dismembers and eats two of the three mice.)</p>
<p><strong>SCP-682:</strong> I hope they find… their severance… suitable.</p>
<p><em>Audio Ends</em></p>
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<p><span style="color: black">SCP-005-J IS A TYPE-11 INFOHAZARD WHICH ONLY AFFECTS CURRENT MEMBERS OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL.<br/>
TO PREVENT A ZK-CLASS REALITY FAILURE, A SECONDARY MEMETIC HAZARD HAS BEEN EMBEDDED INTO ALL DOCUMENTS PERTAINING TO SCP-005-J.</span></p>
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<em>I know the goal of the Overseers is to oversee everything within the Foundation. But sometimes even we are better left in the dark. Trust me. This is something you should avert your eyes from. Really.</em><br/>
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<strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-005-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Because SCP-005-J can cause an XK-Class End of the World Scenario upon O5 Command gaining knowledge of it, no sitting members of the Overseer Council are permitted to view any documents or affiliated files regarding the true nature of SCP-005-J.</p>
<p>Personnel that are promoted to a position at the Overseer Council must visit Site Command for administration of Class A amnestics before starting active duty at the Council.</p>
<p>Personnel involved in the containment of SCP-005-J are to use backup systems and backdoors into SCiPnet to share information. Automated systems within RAISA are in place to remove these files from Command Terminals and terminate them in the event of an information breach.<br/></p>
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<p>Welcome to the Party.<br/>
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If you are still wondering what the anomaly is, let me break the ice and reveal there’s no such thing as SCP-005-J. Although a mild memetic hazard has been included in this file, this memetic hazard will only affect members of the O5 Council.<br/>
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So, why all this secrecy you ask? Why go behind the Overseers’ back and do this?<br/>
Well, there’s an actual problem we need to solve. It’s not a Keter or an end of the world scenario we are dealing with this time, although utmost secrecy will be required.</p>
<p>The problem we have at hand is finding birthday gifts for the O5 Council.</p>
<p>After what we pulled last year I think all our lines with Dr. Wondertainment will be monitored, so this time we will be on our own to create a big party.</p>
<p>Also, the Administrator informed me we are no longer allowed to use any Keter class SCP's to bring excitement to the party. Yes, this includes the Pinata sadly.</p>
<p>We do not need the Ethics Committee's approval, however!</p>
<p>Put down your suggestions in this document and let’s make this a birthday to remember!<br/>
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-Maria Jones, Head of the Party Committee.</p>
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<strong>Author:</strong> Gaurav 4686<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0<br/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-006-CU-EX</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Lifetime Companion</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All instances of SCP-006-CU-EX<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> are to be recovered by Mobile Task Force Phi-24 ("Exoskeleton Enthusiasts") and carefully brought to any Foundation site so they can be loved properly. It is imperative to Foundation operations to have a high SCP-006-CU-EX count in all dormitories, showers,<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> cafeterias, gyms, and break rooms. We must have a chicken for every pot and a fly for every soup.</p>
<p>Anyone caught attempting to brutally murder an instance of SCP-006-CU-EX like a cold-blooded son-of-a-bitch is subject to immediate termination.</p>
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<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-006-CU-EX is the collective designation for a group of completely resplendent insectoids colloquially referred to as bugs<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup>. They all are so sweet and have soooo many wonderful textures. Between the contained instances of SCP-006-CU-EX we've found all of the beautiful colors of the double rainbow on their exoskeletons.</p>
<p>The feeling I get when an instance of SCP-006-CU-EX crawls on my skin makes me so giddy and bubbly that it has to be anomalous. All I want to do is hug them and hug them and never ever let them go.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 006-CU-EX-01:</strong></p>
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<p>As of ██/██/██ it has been determined that Assistant Entomologist Johnson has been affected by a memetic hazard and is scheduled for immediate termination. SCP-006-CU-EX has now been classified as explained. -O5-1</p>
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<p>I think he just <em>really</em> <em>really</em> likes bugs. It's probably not memetic, Obro-1. -Head Entomologist Patrick</p>
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<p>Head Entomologist Patrick has been slated for immediate termination because he has clearly been affected by a memetic hazard also. No more bugs. <a href="/scp-006-j">We are once again at peace with nature.</a></p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Grated drains mind you. We CANNOT, I repeat CANNOT be washing our most valuable asset down the drain.</div>
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<p>SCP-006-J-1: EVERY LEG WANTS TO DESTROY YOU</p>
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<p>SCP-006-J-2: Everyone agrees this one's just fucking disgusting</p>
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<p>SCP-006-J-3: FUUUUUUUUUUU</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-006-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> KETER OH GOD KILL IT</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Any instances of SCP-006-J that are discovered by Foundation personnel are to be left the fuck alone. Personnel are to contact Mobile Task Force Alpha 21 "Partners" in order to dispose of the instance of SCP-006-J in a humanitarian manner.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> MTF Alpha 21 is to be provided with twelve (12) glass cups and twenty (20) slips of paper at all times.</p>
<p>Examination of any instance of SCP-006-J requires steady and careful movements. Any surprise of SCP-006-J may caOH SHIT IT'S ON YOUR FACE</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-006-J is a collection of insectoid creatures that researchers agree are scary as balls. We're pretty sure it's memetic, but we're sure as hell not going near these things. I think I saw a stinger on one.</p>
<p><strong>Discovery:</strong> I'm just walking through the hallway to my room, when I look in the corner and I see SCP-006-J-█. And this thing has these gigantic fucking eyes. Just staring at me like "I'm gonna fucking eat you." And I just get the fuck out of there.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 006-J:</strong> <em><a href="/scp-006-cu-ex">Guys, it isn't even that big, okay</a>? Look, I'm going up to it and it hasn't attacked me yet.</em> - Dr. ████████</p>
<p><em>Dr. ████████ has been promoted to Site Director.</em> - O5-██</p>
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<p>SCP-006-J-4: What ever thi- OH MY GOD I CAN FEEL IT ON MY NECK IT'S ON MY NECK</p>
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<p>SCP-006-J-5: Successful containment</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-007-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid, awaiting advancement to Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> The whereabouts of SCP-007-J are currently unknown, although it has been confirmed that it has not left Site ████ since its initial discovery in Officer Blake and Officer Evan's office. Recon Team Theta is awaiting authorisation to sweep the premises. In the mean time, all staff are advised not to engage SCP-007-J due to its unknown nature.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-007-J is a blueberry muffin which belonged to Foundation Officer Evan, prior to the discovery of its anomalous nature and its subsequent designation as an SCP.</p>
<p>SCP-007-J was identified during Officers Blake and Evan's assigned lunch hour on ██/██/████. The anomaly occurred during a phone call Officer Evan received, which required him to leave the room. Whilst unobserved by Officer Blake, SCP-007-J, which Officer Evan had left unattended on his desk (planning to consume it after his phone call, believing it to be an ordinary muffin), disappeared by unknown means, leaving only a residue of unknown properties on Officer Blake's lips.</p>
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<p><strong>Officer Evan:</strong> (Entering the door, having concluded his phone call.) “Hey man… Oh… dude, where the hell is my muffin?”</p>
<p><strong>Officer Blake:</strong> “What?”</p>
<p><strong>Officer Evan:</strong> “No! We have been over the ethics of food stealing! You do not steal another man's pastries!”</p>
<p><strong>Officer Blake:</strong> “I swear to god I don't know what you're talking about.”</p>
<p><strong>Officer Evan:</strong> “So my muffin just walked out of here on its own, did it?”</p>
<p><strong>Officer Blake:</strong> “Well… I don't know… Stranger things have happened! I mean, you can believe in a concrete Weeping Angel or an indestructible, homicidal crocodile, but not a sentient muffin? Wait… do you think that's what we're dealing with here?”</p>
<p><strong>Officer Evan:</strong> “No, I think you've eaten it. You've still got crumbs on your face, for fuck's sake!”</p>
<p><strong>Officer Blake:</strong> (Grasping mouth area in panic.) “Oh shit! It's left its residue on me! Grab me an SCP form, I'm gonna run to the med bay and get myself checked out!”</p>
<p><strong>Officer Evan:</strong> “You're an idiot.”</p>
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<p>The residue left on Officer Blake's lips was identified as crumbs from SCP-007-J. It is currently unknown how or why SCP-007-J left its mark upon Officer Blake, but medical analysis has revealed no long term effects. As a precaution, Officer Blake is to spend three (3) days in quarantine.</p>
<p>Additionally, to prevent other on-site pastries from animating as a result of exposure to SCP-007-J, or the Foundation itself (as may be SCP-007-J's origin) the cafeteria is to be kept under armed guard until SCP-007-J is secured.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-008-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All attempts to contain SCP-008-J have met with failure for apparently unrelated reasons. However, SCP-008-J repeatedly returns to Foundation sites, seemingly unintentionally.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-008-J has been registered as an SCP on a probationary basis, until Commander Price is able to prove that it possesses anomalous properties.</p>
<p>SCP-008-J is a 23-year-old Caucasian male, who answers to the name Geoff, who, by a series of seemingly non-anomalous coincidences, frequently gains access into high-security areas of Foundation sites without intent or knowledge. SCP-008-J resists containment by similar means.</p>
<p>Below is a list of SCP-008-J sightings. In all instances, Commander Price is the first staff member to encounter SCP-008-J. No evidence has been found to suggest that this isn’t just another coincidence.</p>
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<p><strong>Incident:</strong> 008/1</p>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-008-J was hired for his expertise as an electrician, to repair the lights at Stephany’s Classy Posies, the florist which acts as a front for the ███████ Site. Due to a minor containment breach, the shop was unstaffed when SCP-008-J arrived. Moments later, SCP-008-J was found, aimlessly wandering the halls of the ███████ Site’s restricted corridors.</p>
<p><strong>Transcript:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> (Talking over radio) Alright, Alpha Team, spread out on the south corridor and make as much noise as possible. Beta, try to get the jump on it. Knockout gas is for last resort only, we all know what this thing is like when it’s sleepy!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> Hey! Excuse me!</p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> (Startled) Who the hell are you!?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> Alright, mate? I’m Geoff. I’m here to fix the lights. Sorry, there was no one in the shop.</p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> No one in the… How did you get back here!?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> (Confused) Erm, I walked?</p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> There are three ID card readers between here and the shop!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> Right… Yeah… Look mate, I’ve got five other people to see today. Do you want me to have a look at your lights, or not?</p>
<p><strong>Closing Statement:</strong> SCP-008-J was placed in the custody of Agent ████████ while the containment breach was suppressed; however, Agent ████████ suffered a fatal aneurysm moments later, prompting SCP-008-J to return to Stephanie’s Classy Posies, call for an ambulance, and leave a note, instructing Commander Price to contact him when he is ready to have his lights repaired.</p>
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<p><strong>Incident:</strong> 008/2</p>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-008-J is seen at the ██████ City Foundation carpentry front, Super Craftsmanship Protocols. After requesting to use the on-site lavatories, SCP-008-J mistook the directions given to him, and made his way through a door to the Site’s containment facility. The electronic lock had recently been destroyed by an agent of the Chaos Insurgency, who began hacking into the Foundation’s mainframe, moments after SCP-008-J’s arrival.</p>
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<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> Alright people! I want this site on lockdown and every room powered down but this one! If that stolen data gets transmitted it’s all our asses on the —</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> Hey man! Long time no see!</p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> What the…</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> Don’t you work at a florist?</p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> How did…?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> Looks like you’re busy. Sorry, I just got lost on my way to the gents.</p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> This is a top-secret military installation! How the hell do you keep doing this?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> You don’t make a lot of sense. Anyone ever tell you that? Anyway, I mention the gents cause I’ve kinda gotta pee. Couldn’t be a pal and point me in the right direction, could you?</p>
<p><strong>Closing Statement:</strong> While personally leading SCP-008-J to a containment cell, Commander Price was confronted by the Chaos Insurgency agent, and both were taken hostage, under the threat of detonating a handheld explosive. Once clear of the facility, the agent was extracted by car, leaving Commander Price to attempt to capture SCP-008-J at gunpoint, before being arrested by local authorities, allowing SCP-008-J’s escape.</p>
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<p><strong>Incident:</strong> 008/3</p>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-████ began to show signs of awakening from its 2,000 years of hibernation. Because of his nautical combat experience, Commander Price is relocated to the ██████ Site, beneath the Atlantic Ocean, overlooking the fissure in which SCP-████ resides. The means by which SCP-008-J came to be at the site are unknown.</p>
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<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> Alright people, it’s go time! I want suppressing fire on this thing NOW! Neptune squadron, hit it with everything you’ve got! If this thing gets one claw to the surface, then…</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> Hey, I remember you!</p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> (Exasperated and enraged) FUCK!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> Can you help me out? I’m a bit turned around. I’m trying to get to Grays Street.</p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> (Produces smartphone) Well that explains why my map won’t load.</p>
<p><strong>Commander Price:</strong> WHO THE FLAMING CHRIST ARE YOU!?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-008-J:</strong> Geoff, remember? Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!</p>
<p><strong>Closing Statement:</strong> Due to the absence of holding cells on Site ██████, SCP-008-J was secured in an escape pod, since departure is permitted only with a pass code or ID card. However, after the site suffered a blow from SCP-████, the escape pod malfunctioned and launched from the facility, failing to collide with 17 of SCP-████’s active tentacles, before progressing to open waters.</p>
<p>SCP-008-J was lost at sea and presumed dead, until two days later, when Commander Price received a Facebook friend request from SCP-008-J, along with a message, which read, “Sorry about the pod. I left it somewhere in Florida. Hope you get it back ok! :D”</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-009-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Fun for ages 2 and up</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> This book belongs to <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">___aLFiə_JaCOBs_____</span></span>.<br/>
A Foundation First Readers Book, © 2013 Dr. Wondertainment Press.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong></p>
<div class="picturebook"><img alt="where01.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where01.jpg"/>
<p>SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone?</p>
<img alt="where02.png" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where02.png"/>
<p>Is it under the table?</p>
<img alt="where03.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where03.jpg"/>
<p>Was it sat upon?</p>
<img alt="where04.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where04.jpg"/>
<p>Is it there on the ceiling?</p>
<img alt="where5.png" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where5.png"/>
<p>Is it under the rug?</p>
<img alt="where06.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where06.jpg"/>
<p>Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug?</p>
<img alt="where07.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where07.jpg"/>
<p>Did it run through the tunnel?</p>
<img alt="where08.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where08.jpg"/>
<p>Did it fall down the stairs?</p>
<img alt="where9.png" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where9.png"/>
<p>Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair?</p>
<img alt="where10.png" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where10.png"/>
<p>Did it get on a train to a far-away place?</p>
<img alt="where11.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where11.jpg"/>
<p>Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space?</p>
<img alt="where12.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where12.jpg"/>
<p>Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]?</p>
<img alt="where13.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where13.jpg"/>
<p>If it clogged up the drain, will it have to be plunged?</p>
<img alt="where14.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where14.jpg"/>
<p>Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to?</p>
<img alt="where15.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where15.jpg"/>
<p>Oh wait, that's right!</p>
<img alt="where16.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-009-j/where16.jpg"/>
<p>SCP-009-J is <em>you</em>!</p>
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<strong>Name:</strong> Where01<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/theesherm" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1583637); return false;"><img alt="TheeSherm" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=1583637&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1722929361" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=1583637)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/theesherm" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1583637); return false;">TheeSherm</a></span><br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC-BY-SA 4.0</p>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> scp-842.png<br/>
<strong>Name:</strong> Table of Pain Operating Room Table<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Forsaken Fotos<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC BY 2.0<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/55229469@N07/10672623854">Flickr.com</a></p>
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<strong>Name:</strong> Table of Pain Operating Room Table<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Forsaken Fotos<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC BY 2.0<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/55229469@N07/10672623854">Flickr.com</a></p>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> where4.jpg<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> EPA<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> Public Domain<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> <a href="https://www.epa.gov/mold/mold-remediation-schools-and-commercial-buildings-guide">Link</a></p>
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<strong>Name:</strong> 1950s chair fabric<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Mr ThinkTank<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC BY 2.0<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/34621580@N00/4048050187">Flickr.com</a></p>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> where6.png<br/>
<strong>Name:</strong> SCP-074<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Grethe Spongsveen, André Karwath; edits by <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/s-d-locke" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(6530175); return false;"><img alt="S D Locke" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=6530175&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1722929361" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=6530175)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/s-d-locke" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(6530175); return false;">S D Locke</a></span><br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC-BY-SA 4/CC-BY-SA 2.5<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Anechoic_chamber_for_EMC_testing_%28Electromagnetic_Compatibility%29_Nemko_Norway.jpg">https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Anechoic_chamber_for_EMC_testing_%28Electromagnetic_Compatibility%29_Nemko_Norway.jpg</a> <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Oniscus_asellus_-_male_side_2_%28aka%29.jpg">https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Oniscus_asellus_-_male_side_2_%28aka%29.jpg</a></p>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> where7.jpg<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Public Domain Pictures<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> Public Domain (CC0)<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> <a href="https://www.pexels.com/photo/book-books-circle-curly-87007/">https://www.pexels.com/photo/book-books-circle-curly-87007/</a></p>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> 087stair.png<br/>
<strong>Authors:</strong> Josh Plueger, Aeou, <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/citytoast" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1372124); return false;"><img alt="CityToast" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=1372124&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1722929361" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=1372124)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/citytoast" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1372124); return false;">CityToast</a></span><br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC BY-SA 3.0<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> <a href="http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-087/087stair.png">Link</a><br/>
<strong>Derivative of:</strong> <a href="https://www.offutt.af.mil/News/Photos.aspx?igphoto=2000207501">Dorm Cleaning</a> and <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:6_Dontsova_Street,_Lviv_(06).jpg">6 Dontsova Street, Lviv (06).jpg</a></p>
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<strong>Name:</strong> File:Galveston Island Pleasure Pier.jpg<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Sankenbruk<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC BY-SA 3.0<br/>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> where10.png<br/>
<strong>Name:</strong> NYC Transit 100<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Ken<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC BY 2.0<br/>
<strong>Source:</strong> <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/9759010@N07/2822104604/in/photolist-RJQUPk-TpG1Eb-exEwTv-exHcwQ-exEwTB-5io2nW-9ca6qZ-bWUm4H">https://www.flickr.com/photos/9759010@N07/2822104604/in/photolist-RJQUPk-TpG1Eb-exEwTv-exHcwQ-exEwTB-5io2nW-9ca6qZ-bWUm4H</a></p>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> where11.png<br/>
<strong>Name:</strong> star48_3.jpg<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> N/A<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> Public Domain<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> NASA Orbital Debris Program Office</p>
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<p>Filename: where12.png<br/>
Author: djkaktus, Jens Petersen, Bernard DUPONT<br/>
License: CC BY-SA 3.0<br/>
Source Link: <a href="/scp-3000">SCP-3000</a></p>
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<p><strong>Name:</strong> where13.jpg<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/jack-waltz" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7989351); return false;"><img alt="Jack Waltz" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=7989351&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1722929361" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=7989351)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/jack-waltz" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7989351); return false;">Jack Waltz</a></span><br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC BY-SA 3.0<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> <a href="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-6698/bathroom.jpg">SCP Foundation Wiki</a></p>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> where14.jpg<br/>
<strong>Name:</strong> Where14<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/theesherm" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1583637); return false;"><img alt="TheeSherm" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=1583637&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1722929361" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=1583637)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/theesherm" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1583637); return false;">TheeSherm</a></span><br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC-BY-SA 4.0</p>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> where15.jpg<br/>
<strong>Name:</strong> Where15<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/theesherm" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1583637); return false;"><img alt="TheeSherm" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=1583637&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1722929361" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=1583637)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/theesherm" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(1583637); return false;">TheeSherm</a></span><br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC-BY-SA 4.0</p>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> where16.png<br/>
<strong>Name:</strong> pointing-finger-designate-select<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Tumisu<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> Public Domain<br/>
<strong>Source Link:</strong> <a href="https://pixabay.com/photos/pointing-finger-designate-select-i-3639611/">https://pixabay.com/photos/pointing-finger-designate-select-i-3639611/</a></p>
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<div class="scp-image-block block-right" style="width:300px;"><img alt="laughing.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-010-j/laughing.jpg"/>
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<p>Look at all these people having fun! Everything is okay!</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-010-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Completely harmless, stop asking</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> No containment procedures are necessary, as SCP-010-J is not a threat and nothing to worry about. SCP-010-J is to be peacefully observed from Area-399, which has been designated a no-panicking zone under penalty of termination.</p>
<p>Hell, we don't even know what it is, nor do we need to, but we know for certain that it isn't going to hurt anyone, and talking about it is a total waste of time! Oh, well, I guess you'll have to look at some other article that isn't this one. Now.</p>
<div class="scp-image-block block-right" style="width:300px;"><img alt="newt.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-010-j/newt.jpg"/>
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<p>You are 500 times more likely to be shot execution-style in a back alley by this newt than be harmed by SCP-010-J. That's science.</p>
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<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-010-J is an unimportant entity that is <em>not</em> going to turn anyone's iteration of reality into a lifeless blob of primordial sludge. It is not cognitohazardous, not infohazardous, non-toxic, and does not even technically exist.</p>
<p>Contrary to dangerous and libelous rumors, SCP-010-J is not made of black holes, as that would mean we'd already be dead, right? Right?! I didn't think so. You can stop worrying about it being made of black holes. <em>I said stop!</em></p>
<div class="scp-image-block block-right" style="width:300px;"><img alt="kitten.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-010-j/kitten.jpg"/>
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<p>Look at the fuzzy kitty! He's not worried! Why should you worry? Haha! Hahahaha! HAAHAAAAHAHAAA—</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> A request has been sent to O5 command to quell any fears people have about SCP-010-J and the giant [DATA EXPUNGED] that it <em>may or may not</em> have in its tendrils, as it's not going to hurt you and frankly it wishes we would all leave it alone.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, O5 command has responded by beginning summary terminations of all staff at Area-399 for <em>entirely unrelated</em> reasons. Maybe they just like shooting people! Well, they won't shoot you, so you have nothing to worry about, so go ahead and have a nice, safe day like the rest of us!</p>
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<strong>Author:</strong> Richard foster<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC BY-SA 2.0<br/>
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<p><strong>Filename:</strong> newt.jpg<br/>
<strong>Name:</strong> File:California Newt (11074122375).jpg<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> National Park Service<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> Public Domain<br/>
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<strong>Name:</strong> File:Cute-kittens-12929201-1600-1200.jpg<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Saving Public Ryan<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> CC BY-SA 4.0<br/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-011-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid (Because we don’t know where it is! Do we? Where’s it gone?)</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Any sighting of SCP-011-J must be acknowledged verbally, in a high-pitched voice, with all words sharply enunciated. Subjects must react in the same way when witnessing SCP-011-J disappear.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-011-J is the 6-month-old offspring of Foundation Doctor Jones, which has the anomalous power of dematerialising whenever an observer obstructs their vision with their hands, or nearby furniture. When visual contact is re-established, SCP-011-J rematerializes, to the great surprise and relief of onlookers.</p>
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<p><strong>Doctor Jones:</strong> Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!<br/>
Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!<br/>
Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!<br/>
Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!<br/>
Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!</p>
<p>Where's he gone!? Where is he?</p>
<p>I've got your nose!</p>
<p>(Doctor Jones places his thumb between his middle and index fingers, creating the illusion of the amputation of SCP-011-J's nose.)</p>
<p>What are you doing there? WHAT YOU DOING!?</p>
<p>I'm gonna eat those little legs! Yes I am!</p>
<p>(SCP-011-J gives a positive response to a simulation of being eaten, suggesting masochistic tendencies.)<br/>
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<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> “Doctor Jones is to start working <em>way</em> fewer hours, and take some paternity leave! SCP reports are <em>not</em> how normal people interact with their kids, for fuck’s sake…”</p>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> In order to postpone SCP-0110-PRIME-J for as long as possible, the following file is to be available to edit by all personnel, regardless of clearance.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> As long as such a permit is maintained and edits are made regularly, SCP-0110-PRIME-J poses almost no threat to humanity.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-0110-J is an anomalous relationship between the number of Object Classes within the SCP Foundation's database and the number of months until an inevitable ÓK-Class "Universal Collapse" Scenario.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> The event has been noted to inevitably occur on 09/09/2030 within all observable multiverses.</p>
<p>However, it was discovered through extrauniversal sources that when a new logical and usable Object Class is introduced into the database, the event is postponed by exactly one month. The mechanism upon which the anomaly functions is unknown.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 0110-1-J:</strong> The following is a table of all proposed Object Classes in relation to stopping SCP-0110-PRIME-J.</p>
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<td>#1</td>
<td>Anomalous</td>
<td>Item is so simplistic that it is not assigned an official database file</td>
<td>D. Asheworth</td>
<td><span style="color: green"><strong>Accepted</strong></span></td>
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<td>#2</td>
<td>Archon</td>
<td>Item is able to be contained but ought not to be</td>
<td>J. Rivera</td>
<td><span style="color: green"><strong>Accepted</strong></span></td>
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<td>#3</td>
<td>Ticonderoga</td>
<td>Item cannot be contained but does not need to be contained</td>
<td>J. Micheals</td>
<td><span style="color: green"><strong>Accepted</strong></span></td>
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<td>#4</td>
<td>Keeter</td>
<td>Item is deemed more difficult to contain that a standard Keter object</td>
<td>E. MacCarthy Jr.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup></td>
<td><span style="color: red"><strong>Denied</strong></span><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup></td>
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<td>#45</td>
<td>Yesod</td>
<td>Item has been integrated into the Foundation's command structure</td>
<td>D. Asheworth</td>
<td><span style="color: green"><strong>Accepted</strong></span></td>
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<td>#46</td>
<td>Chhokmah</td>
<td>[REDACTER PER ORDER OF O5-1]</td>
<td>D. Asheworth</td>
<td><span style="color: green"><strong>Accepted</strong></span></td>
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<h2 id="toc0"><span>Please submit your proposals here:</span></h2>
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<p>What the fuck is wrong with you</p>
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I'm away for a month-long vacation — I should also mention it's the first in literally decades — and I come up back to forty-five new Object Classes. Are any of you even aware of how much paperwork that creates? Hell, even one new Object Class creates weeks of new documents to fill, but forty-five? Most of them aren't even usable! I don’t care there’s a -K goddamnit, you guys can literally remake the universe, so find a way around that shit. You are literally just clogging the database for the purpose of sounding ~cool~ or your documentation getting more attention due to a word at the top of it. Yesod is practically a Thaumiel, except with less uses! And what the hell even is a Chhokmah?<br/>
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<p><strong>Re: What the fuck is wrong with you</strong></p>
<p>Chhokmah balls</p>
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<p>That’s not funny. What the hell is Maksur then?</p>
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<p>Maksur to Chhokmah balls lmao</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Comment: Technically, we can also make typos in already existing classes and call them "upgraded" versions of the old ones.</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-012-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> An investigation is underway, to locate the “live studio audience”, SCP-012-J is supposedly recorded in front of. Until it is located, all Foundation staff are advised to be wary of exaggerated speech and body language, and implausible social faux pas. If an instance of SCP-012-J is suspected, staff are to refrain from vocalising any classified information.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-012-J is a phenomenon which infrequently affects the behaviour of Foundation sites' occupants, and how they are perceived by surveillance equipment. Footage of each instance of SCP-012-J is preceded by a short musical number, followed by the phrase “This episode of Special Comedy Procedures was filmed in front of a live studio audience”. While SCP-012-J is in effect, affected personnel will begin to speak more clearly, and periodically emphasise the end of sentences, after which, all subjects will remain silent for several seconds, while a soundtrack of multiple people laughing can be heard on the surveillance feed. In addition, surveillance equipment will periodically deactivate, commonly after a subject makes a confident claim regarding future events, surveillance will then resume when the claim is disproven, at which point the original speaker will resignedly comment thusly.</p>
<p>Below are the transcripts of each instance of SCP-012-J to date.</p>
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<div class="collapsible-block-folded"><a class="collapsible-block-link" href="javascript:;">Incident 012/1</a></div>
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<p><strong>Incident:</strong> 012/1</p>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████</p>
<p><strong>Transcript:</strong></p>
<p>(Officer Daniels enters the break room with a flamboyant arm gesture)</p>
<p><strong>Officer Daniels:</strong> Hey everybody! What’s shakin’?</p>
<p>(Cheering and applause)</p>
<p><strong>Officer Daniels:</strong> You know, some of the containment procedures around here are just crazy!</p>
<p><strong>Agent Steele:</strong> What do you mean?</p>
<p><strong>Officer Daniels:</strong> Well I was just putting <a href="/scp-999">SCP-999</a> into its pen, the lovable rascal, and it’s got security coming out the wazoo! Steel cell, pressure plates and laser sensors to make sure it’s in there, and blast shields like you wouldn’t believe!</p>
<p><strong>Agent Steele:</strong> Dude, that’s not SCP-999’s containment pen.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Bridger:</strong> Yeah man, that sounds more like <a href="/scp-096">SCP-096</a>’s containment!</p>
<p><strong>Officer Daniels:</strong> But if I just put SCP-999 in SCP-096’s containment cell, then that means… UH OH!</p>
<p>(A sad, trombone sound effect plays, followed by cheering and laughter)</p>
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<p><strong>Incident:</strong> 012/2</p>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████</p>
<p><strong>Transcript:</strong></p>
<p>(Agent Myre enters the cafeteria and joins her co-workers at a table)</p>
<p><strong>Agent Myre:</strong> Someone ask me how my day is going!</p>
<p><strong>Agent Cliff:</strong> How’s your…</p>
<p><strong>Agent Myre:</strong> Terrible!</p>
<p>(Laughter)</p>
<p><strong>Agent Myre:</strong> I showed up late, spilled my coffee on my computer, and just now, I let SCP-████ out of containment!</p>
<p><strong>Agent Danvers:</strong> Well shouldn’t you go catch it?</p>
<p><strong>Agent Myre:</strong> Relax! I’ll get it after lunch, it’s only a Keter!</p>
<p><strong>Agent Cliff:</strong> Keters are the worst ones!</p>
<p><strong>Agent Myre:</strong> (Slaps the side of her face in shock) Well <em>now</em> you tell me!</p>
<p>(Roaring laughter)</p>
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<p><strong>Incident:</strong> 012/3</p>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████</p>
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<p>(SCP-012-J event begins moments after <a href="/scp-682">SCP-682</a> breaches containment. While a response unit is en route, Doctor Pakes attempts to negotiate with SCP-682)</p>
<p><strong>Doctor Pakes:</strong> SCP-682, return to your containment cell, or you will be neutralised with extreme prejudice!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-682:</strong> I will not be stopped this time! I will destroy every living thing on this planet!</p>
<p><strong>Doctor Pakes:</strong> We will get you back in containment, same as always! I’m offering you a chance for it to be painless.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-682:</strong> Nope! Not this time! I’m telling you there is absolutely no way you’ll recapture me again, not today, not ever, not in a million years!</p>
<p>(Image recording ends, and recommences several hours later, once SCP-682 is back in containment)</p>
<p><strong>SCP-682:</strong> Well <em>that</em> went well!</p>
<p>(Hysterical laughter)</p>
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<p><strong>Incident:</strong> 012/4</p>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████</p>
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<p>(Agents Allum and Musker patrol Site ███████, in search of the escaped <a href="/scp-106">SCP-106</a>)</p>
<p><strong>Agent Allum:</strong> This kind of thing is exactly the reason I hate Mondays!</p>
<p>(Mild laughter)</p>
<p><strong>Agent Musker:</strong> How will we know when we’re getting close to SCP-106?</p>
<p>(SCP-106 steps out of an adjacent wall and wraps an arm around Agent Musker’s neck, and drags her, screaming, back into the wall with it)</p>
<p><strong>Agent Allum:</strong> Oh… I think we’ll know!</p>
<p>(Hysterical laughter)<br/>
(Moments later, the floor beneath Agent Allum begins to dissolve, and he slowly decends into SCP-106’s pocket dimension)</p>
<p><strong>Agent Allum:</strong> (Places hands on hips) This would <em>never</em> happen on a Friday!</p>
<p>(Roaring laughter and applause)</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-013-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> The Northern region of the Forest of █████████, where SCP-013-J is known to manifest, has been registered as a protected wildlife preserve, and fenced off and labelled accordingly. Foundation agents posing as forest rangers are on hand to deter trespassers. A platform, equipped with recording and transmitting equipment, is in place, directly overlooking the space SCP-013-J occupies when manifested.</p>
<p>SCP-013-J is to be approached by a Foundation field agent on a weekly basis, and the exchange is to be remotely observed and directed by at least one member of the 05 Council. Unless contradicted by the 05 Council member(s) in question, all of SCP-013-J's demands and suggestions are to be met as soon as possible.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-013-J is an instance of <em>Sepia officinalis</em> (common cuttlefish). Unlike its non-anomalous counterparts, SCP-013-J is seventeen meters in length, hovers in the air, while moving as an instance would while underwater, and speaks with a loud, high-pitched, echoing voice by unknown means, in addition, a bright, golden light radiates, seemingly from within SCP-013-J.</p>
<p>SCP-013-J regularly refers to itself as "The Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom", and requires others to, before it will interact with them. SCP-013-J claims to be sensitive to future events, and will share possible means of preventing upcoming disasters, while often refusing to relinquish details of the disasters themselves.</p>
<p>SCP-013-J speaks with an overly-dramatic voice and often utilizes alternations in volume, pauses and extended vowel sounds for dramatic emphasis. Foundation staff who have been deemed quick to anger are not to approach SCP-013-J.</p>
<p>Below are the most recent recorded interactions with SCP-013-J.</p>
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<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████<br/>
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<strong>Agent Archer:</strong> SCP-013…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> The Cuttlefish of ULTIMATE wisdom!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Archer:</strong> Cuttlefish… of Ultimate Wisdom…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> Speak, mortal!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Archer:</strong> I've come to ask if you have any information regarding potential disasters in the future.<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> Be warned! Be waaarned! Heed the Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom! Disaster loooooms! Unless the president of ████████████ makes tomorrow's commute on a pogo stick, society shall fall! Death shall hail from the sky! DEATH!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Archer:</strong> A… a pogo stick?<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> A POGO STICK! (A bolt of lightning strikes in the distance)<br/>
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<strong>Agent Archer:</strong> Is there any… other way we can…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> THE CUTTLEFISH HAS SPOKEN!<br/>
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(SCP-013-J dematerializes with a bright flash of light)<br/>
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<strong>Outcome:</strong> A social media campaign was launched, detailing how President ██████████ would be travelling to work on a pogo stick to raise awareness of depression. The president himself was compelled to comply with SCP-013-J's demand by the use of drug-induced hypnosis. During the president's commute, a multi-car collision claimed the lives of █ of ████████████'s citizens. It was calculated that the president would also have been affected by the incident. It is unknown if SCP-013-J knew the exact nature of the incident, and could have easily provided a less conspicuous deterrent.</p>
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<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> Step forwards Timothy!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Black:</strong> My name is Lesley…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> What can the Cuttlefish of UUULTIMATE WIIIISDOM assist you with on this fine evening?<br/>
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<strong>Agent Black:</strong> It's… 11AM, but anyway, I've come for a report on future events.<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> DEEEAAATH!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Black:</strong> (After waiting several seconds for SCP-013-J to continue) Erm…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> DEATH RACES FOR US IN ATTRACTIVE YET FUNCTIONAL FOOTWEAR! And unless Foundation Commander ███████ greets all whom she interacts with, with her warmest of hugs, IT SHALL COME FOR HER!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Black:</strong> Yeah… I've met Commander ███████, I think in her entire life, she's gouged more people's eyeballs out with her bare hands, than hugged…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> Hugs are all that will spare her soul!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Black:</strong> Really? It <em>has</em> to be hugs? Because after last time, it seems like…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> HUUU… (SCP-013-J continues to make a "U" sound, getting steadily quieter as it fades from sight, completing the word "hugs" seconds after disappearing entirely.)<br/>
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<strong>Outcome:</strong> At the express order of three 05 Council Members, Commander ███████ agreed to take the measures SCP-013-J recommended, to prevent her imminent death. Five days after SCP-013-J's prediction, Commander ███████ was deploying a squadron of agents to contain SCP-████, by reluctantly hugging each of them in turn, when one agent tearfully conceded how much he had needed a hug. The agent went on to confess to being an undercover agent of the Chaos Insurgency, and had been instructed to sabotage the mission, taking the lives of all agents present, including Commander ███████. Moved by Commander ███████'s display of affection, the Agent vowed to reconsider his life choices. Commander ███████ responded by executing him where he stood.</p>
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<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████<br/>
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<strong>Agent Harris:</strong> Cuttlefish of…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> BEHOLD, FROM ABOVE! (A beam of golden light descends from above the space directly between SCP-013-J and Agent Harris, and a three-layer, Victoria Sponge Cake on a plate slowly descends to the platform.)<br/>
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<strong>Agent Harris:</strong> It's… a cake.<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> The fondest of wishes for your birthday, Agent Patsy!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Harris:</strong> My… birthday is in July… also it's Harris.<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> And yet in my home dimension, precisely three years and four hours have passed since the moment of your birth!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Harris:</strong> Huh… how about that? I actually needed to ask you about future…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> FEAST ON CAKE OR DOOM SHALL COME FOR US ALL!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Harris:</strong> Wait, seriously? The cake is the thing?<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> CONSUUUME THE CAKE!<br/>
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(At the approval of the monitoring 05 Council member, Agent Harris begins eating the cake.)<br/>
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<strong>Agent Harris:</strong> (Repulsed) Oh god! It tastes like fish!<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> FISH IS AN INVALUABLE SOURCE OF PROTEIN AND OMEGA-3!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Harris:</strong> THERE'S WHIPPED CREAM ON IT!<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH WHIPPED CREAM!<br/>
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(At the order of the 05 Council member, Agent Harris reluctantly eats the remainder of the cake, over the course of half an hour.)<br/>
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<strong>Agent Harris:</strong> (Nauseously) How on… on earth did that accomplish anything?<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> A world without cake has been evaded!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Harris:</strong> Are you serious!? Is that the only reason I just ate a fucking FISH SPONGE CAKE!?<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> CAKE FOR EVERYONE!<br/>
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(Identical cakes begin appearing in the same way at every Foundation site on the planet, regardless of secrecy. Analysis reveals the cakes to be made almost entirely of halibut.)<br/>
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<strong>Outcome:</strong> It is reluctantly decided that SCP-013-J's suggestions will continue to be taken seriously and its orders followed until it ceases to be a valuable asset to the Foundation.</p>
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<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████<br/>
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<strong>Agent Griffiths:</strong> SCP…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> CUTTLEFISH OF…<br/>
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<strong>Agent Griffiths:</strong> …ultimate wisdom, right.<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> UUULTIMATE… WISDOM!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Griffiths:</strong> Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom, yes. I've come for your report on future events.<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> Senior Foundation Officer Spencer is in peril! GRAVE PERIL!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Griffiths:</strong> (Sarcastically) And, by any chance, do you know of a way to save him, which also, completely unnecessarily makes him look like an idiot?<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> Anyone who witnesses Officer Spencer must hurl with all their might, whatever it is they are holding, at the good officer's face!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Griffiths:</strong> Yeah, why not?<br/>
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<strong>Conclusion:</strong> For the following two weeks, Foundation staff comply with SCP-013-J's instructions, throwing mostly food and stationery at Officer Spencer, until he is injured by a trainee, transporting an anomalous typewriter. During Officer Spencer's time in the on-site medical facility, Foundation doctors discovered a tumor forming in his brain, and ultimately removed it without incident.</p>
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<strong>Agent Williams:</strong> Cuttlefish of Ul…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> GAAASP!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams:</strong> (After waiting several seconds.) I'm sorry, was that an instruction, or…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> The foul hand of evil has made its way even to this very sanctuary!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams:</strong> (Looking around nervously.) Has it?<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> AGENT JENNIFER WALKER!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams:</strong> I'm clearly a man…<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> REMOVE YOUR TROUSERS OR YOU WILL DOOM US ALL TO ETERNAL DAMNATION!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams:</strong> Ugh, seriously!?<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> THE HOUR OF DAMNATION TICKS CLOSER!<br/>
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(Agent Williams is ordered to comply by the supervising 05 Council member. After hesitantly moving his hands towards his belt, Williams reconsiders and his face contorts in anger.)<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams:</strong> No! You know what? FUCK YOU! (Points to SCP-013-J) and FUCK YOU! (Points to the camera through which the 05 Council member is surveying.) I joined the Foundation to fight monsters, not to entertain some stupid, immature space fish!<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> FOOL! You have doomed us all!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams:</strong> HOW!?<br/>
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<strong>SCP-013-J:</strong> Cuttlefish are CEPHALOPOOODS! Ignorance is the greatest danger in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams:</strong> And I suppose we could have avoided this HORRIBLE CATASTROPHE if I'd been standing here with no trousers like an idiot! Well forgive me if I can… Whoa…<br/>
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(A black and red aura surrounds Agent Williams' trousers and he begins to rise into the air.)<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams' Trousers:</strong> Mwahahaaa! Now that I have harnessed enough of this mortal's irritation, I can destroy this world and nothing can stop me!<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams:</strong> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?<br/>
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<strong>Agent Williams' Trousers:</strong> MWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!<br/>
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(Agent Williams' trousers vanish in a shroud of black smoke, leaving Williams to fall to the ground.)<br/>
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<strong>Closing Statement:</strong> Agent Williams' employment with the Foundation was terminated immediately. All future agents to interact with SCP-013-J are to be thoroughly evaluated by an on-site psychiatrist and selected based on past experience of dealing with similarly troubling entities. The hunt for former Agent Williams' trousers, the newly designated SCP-████, is underway, but thus far, no progress has been made.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-014</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-014’s holding cell is to remain locked at all times. Personnel of sufficient clearance (as determined by facility administrator) may be admitted to view SCP-014 after submitting a formal request three (3) weeks in advance. Anyone handling SCP-014 must undergo Special Precautionary Protocol 014-2. All personnel exposed to SCP-014 must be subsequently subjected to a forty-eight (48) hour quarantine and psychological evaluation. And after exposure, common sense dictates that one should wash their hands.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-014 takes the form of an antique dinner fork, well worn, and, as near as can be estimated, not cleaned since the 1890s. The object is fashioned from the electroplated nickel-silver typical of the suspected period of its manufacture and the rightmost tine is bent █████████ (██) degrees outward. Brown stains and mold adorn the prongs and the pits of the decorative parts of the handle. Analysis of this material seems to indicate that SCP-014 was last used on some form of beef.</p>
<p>SCP-014 was moved to this facility in the early 1970s and seems, for all intents and purposes, to be an entirely mundane dinner fork. If it is possessed of any extra-ordinary qualities, these are known only to those in the very highest echelon of this project’s coordinators, whose representatives assure us that SCP-014 is, quote, “Very Important”. Officers who have spent time alone with SCP-014 are unanimous in their appreciation that the object is of great significance (hence its continued presence at this site), though none can quite say why [see »Testimony of Major ██████ ██████████, February, 1972].</p>
<p>No tests on SCP-014 are authorized. Any personnel observed attempting to compromise SCP-014 in any way are to be terminated at once.</p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> <em>I request that we have this SCP decommissioned immediately. It's too dangerous to be kept alive. -Agent Spoon</em></p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> <em>Request denied. There is no evidence of any immediate threat. -O5-█</em></p>
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<p><strong>Original Article:</strong> SCP-015-DE-J - Deswegen hasst die SCP Foundation Enten und Gänse<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/einer-von-rabe" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3262924); return false;"><img alt="Einer von Rabe" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=3262924&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1717035221" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=3262924)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/einer-von-rabe" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3262924); return false;">Einer von Rabe</a></span><br/>
<strong>Translator</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/karpfisch" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7619184); return false;"><img alt="Karpfisch" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=7619184&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1717035221" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=7619184)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/karpfisch" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7619184); return false;">Karpfisch</a></span><br/>
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<li><a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Male_Anas_platyrhynchos_breeding_plumage_three-quarter_profile.jpg">Male Anas platyrhynchos breeding plumage three-quarter profile.jpg</a> from <a href="https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benutzer:Grand-Duc">Helge Busch-Paulick (Grand-Duc @ Wikipedia)</a>, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/de/deed.de">CC BY-SA 3.0 DE</a></li>
<li><a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:USMC-051028-M-0245S-004.jpg">USMC-051028-M-0245S-004.jpg</a> from USA Department of Defense, <a href="https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemeinfreiheit">Public domain</a></li>
<li><a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Anser_cygnoides_Mex2018.jpg">Anser cygnoides Mex2018.jpg</a> from <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Cvmontuy">Carlos Valenzuela</a>, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en">CC BY-SA 4.0</a></li>
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<h3><span><span style="color: red">BY ORDER OF THE PISSED OVERSEERS COUNCIL</span></span></h3>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: black">015-DE-J</span></strong></p>
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<h1><span><span class="base false EN">1/015-DE-J</span> LEVEL <span class="base false EN">1/015-DE-J</span></span></h1>
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<h1><span>Item #: SCP-015-DE-J</span></h1>
<h1><span>Object Class: Unsafe</span></h1>
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<p>JUST LOOK AT HOW SMUG HE IS!<br/>
HE KNOWS PERFECTLY WELL THAT WE CAN'T CATCH HIM!</p>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-015-DE-J must be pursued with a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">damn fast</span> car<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> by MTF 180-Donald "Don't Duck With the Police!".</p>
<p>Any personnel on contact with SCP-015-DE-J are permitted to shoot and otherwise use violence on that <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Son of a Bitch</span> SCP-015-DE-J in an attempt to decommission the anomaly.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-015-EN-J is a male mallard (<em><span style="text-decoration: line-through;"><strong>ANUS</strong></span> Anas platyrhynchos</em>) that can reach speeds of over 180 kilometres per hour when <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">he</span> it runs in a straight line on foot. In doing so, this causes wind gusts and whirlwinds, which leads to damage to street infrastructure.</p>
<p>Once SCP-015-DE-J is crossed by a vehicle, a second anomalous property manifests itself in the form of the rendition of the song <em>Deja Vu</em> by Dave Rodgers. This appears to come from SCP-015-DE-J's beak and the lyrics are sung in a high-pitched, quacking voice. As soon as this would theoretically normally end, SCP-015-DE-J opens its wings, takes off and does not land again until it encounters a new vehicle, where it starts playing the song again. The vehicle that is the trigger is caught by SCP-015-DE-J's gust of wind in the process and is thus swept along.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">For reasons that are not clear, vehicles are immune to the effect when they play the song <em>Gas Gas Gas</em> by Manuel Caramori through their speakers.</span></p>
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<p>Agent Erwin Jaeger (Left) and Tetiana (Centre), lying in wait to finally put a stop to this speedster!</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> Since 2016 vehicles playing <em>Gas Gas Gas</em> have been subjected to a new effect in which SCP-015-DE-J lands on the roof and thus "surfs" through traffic. After the end of the song, SCP-015-DE-J takes off together with the vehicle and only lands again when a corresponding track (for cars this would be roads, for trains and trams tracks) reappears. From then on, SCP-015-DE-J removes itself from the vehicle.</p>
<p><strong>Discovery:</strong> The SCP Foundation first became aware of SCP-015-DE-J when <span style="color:black; background-color: black">Jeffrey Jack Johnson Jr, the Cowboy, Adventurer, Tamer of the Stupid Reptile, etc. etc.</span><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> O5-6's company car, a Hummer HX to note,<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup> was severely damaged in a confrontation with the Entity and had to be scrapped at an early stage because of it.</p>
<p>From then on, MTF 180-Donald "Don't Duck With the Police!" was formed to neutralise SCP-015-DE-J.</p>
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<p>We think that this stupid Goose is waiting for the right moment for a counter-attack. But we are not sure what is going on in the head of this monster.</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">ANOTHER DAMN FEATHERED BEAST</span> Another similar instance to SCP-015-DE-J has appeared, in the form of a swan goose (<em>Anser <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">cybernoides</span> cygnoides</em>). This goose appears to be capable of honking at 140 dB.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup> This <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Superpower</span> ability can create cracks in various structures when focused on a target. It uses this to destroy roads and other facilities, such as car parks, used by vehicles.</p>
<p>It also appears to have the ability to <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">magically</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">magnetically</span> magic-netically attract any baked goods within a one kilometre<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup> radius.</p>
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<p><strong>DATE:</strong> Afternoon. Don't know when exactly it was.</p>
<p><strong>NOTES:</strong> This is the first encounter between SCP-015-DE-J and the new entity. How it came about that agents from the SCP Foundation could be on the scene to record the confrontation is not clear. The people from the 'Pataphysics Department mumbled something about "fate" before <a href="/scp-044-de-j">they got drunk</a>, but who listens to them, am I right?</p>
<p><em>By the way: We translated the dialogue from Universal Bird, just so you know why you can read it. No need to thank us - Ornithology Department</em></p>
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<p><strong>GOOSE:</strong> So we meet again, Deku.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-015-DE-J:</strong> K-Kei? You are alive?</p>
<p><strong>GOOSE:</strong> Yes, I'm alive. That little attack you tried to wipe me out only made me stronger.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-015-DE-J:</strong> Impossible! My Double-Mega-Vortex-Dance of the Twenty Ponds was specially perfected by Master Crane!</p>
<p><strong>GOOSE:</strong> <em>[Very manly Laughter]</em> Oh, it is very possible, my dear rival.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-015-DE-J:</strong> Damn you! But this time I will defeat you, once and for all!</p>
<p><strong>GOOSE:</strong> Oh, I'm not so sure about that.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>The Goose pulls out a skin-tight, black full-body suit with a series of button-like elements, the use of which is not clear, but is probably just to look cool.</em></p>
<p><strong>GOOSE:</strong> This Suit gives the wearer incredible strength, speed, stamina and the ability to stream Blockbusters and Japanese Cartoons before they have been produced.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-015-DE-J:</strong> <em>[Disparaging]</em> Friggin' Geaboo.</p>
<p><strong>GOOSE:</strong> What did you call me‽ Repeat that!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>The Goose puts on the suit and gets into a fighting stance, similar to a martial art you see in Hollywood Movies, from people who have no idea about real life.</em></p>
<p><strong>GOOSE:</strong> With the power of my Waifu and Animation: Feel the power of <em>Gans</em> now! YEAA-HOOO! <em>[Incomprehensible Goose Honking]</em></p>
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<h3 id="toc1"><span>In support of MTF 180-Donald, 180-Gladstone "Goose-ing A Lucky Streak" was formed to combat Goose of Interest 015-DE-J.</span></h3>
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<p><strong>Yet another Addendum:</strong> A request for assistance in the <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF THIS SPEEDER</span> neutralisation of SCP-015-DE-J and Goose of Interest 015-DE-J has been sent to the <a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/goc-hub-page">United Nations Global Occult Coalition</a>. The following is the response:</p>
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<p>First of all: SORRY WHAT?</p>
<p>You want our help to shoot down a duck? We've got more important things to do (Say: <em>Saving the World.</em> Someone's got to do that while you're doing whatever-you're-doing-in-your-bases-with-all-the-Parathreats) than getting you a Christmas Roast in the summer.</p>
<p>On the other hand: Haven't you been making fun of us for decades for always wanting to blow everything up? So right now we are not too shabby for you.</p>
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<p>Yours unsincerely and a Lick-My-Arse,<br/>
<span style="color: #000099">— <strong>Under-Secretary General D.C. al Fine</strong><br/>
<em>United Nations Global Occult Coalition</em><br/>
<em><span style="font-size:50%;">and the World Conspiracies</span></em></span></p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. <em>A request for the use of the model Citroën 2CV is pending. – O4-8</em><br/>
<span style="text-decoration: underline;">Note by RAISA:</span> Very funny to use a car which is called a "Duck" in German. We laughed so much.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. <em>Redacted at the request of O5-7. – O4-1</em></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. <em>Someone must be compensating for something. – O4-8</em></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. <em>For all those who have no idea about sound and how the Eggheads measure it: It is VERY loud. So loud that it hurts. - D-2510</em><br/>
<em>P. S. How do I know? I've had my eardrums damaged. Twice. - D-2510</em></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. For our friends from the part of North America that is below Canada and above Mexico: That's a lot of Feet to walk.</div>
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<p>Agent Boyd's non-anomalous daughter Sauerkraut, whom Agent Boyd hopes will be best friends with SCP-015-J.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-015-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Upon its arrival at <a href="/secure-facility-dossier-site-77">Site-77</a>, SCP-015-J is to be gifted with a new terrarium fully fitted to whatever needs it might have, including:</p>
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<li>Maybe a treadmill some snakes have legs???</li>
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<p>Agent Boyd has proposed that, following SCP-015-J settling into its new home, that any informal reference to her as "that weird snake girl" be stricken from the record.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-015-J can be used both to identify a domesticated snake, purchased by Researcher Slug, to be delivered to Site-77 in the not too distant future and the anomalous levels of excitement felt by Agent Boyd upon hearing the news.</p>
<p>Available sources suggest SCP-015-J will be a small friend, with a spiraling pattern to its scales and a strawberry-colored complexion. It is hoped that SCP-015-J will be both capable of slithering and the flicking of the tongue. SCP-015-J is currently speculated to be just a baby, but this has not been confirmed. Direct consultation with Researcher Slug or other Foundation personnel connected with SCP-015-J has been restricted due to Agent Boyd being shy.</p>
<p>All details regarding SCP-015-J have been heard secondhand through overheard conversation, with details like "long" "twirly" and "red" occurring repeatedly along with references to SCP-015-J having imminent hunger needs. It is hoped that Researcher Slug will not be grossed out the first time that SCP-015-J does a big poop or eats a fuzzy mouse. Agent Boyd is available for reference in the event of such an occurrence, due to her years of experience in the field.</p>
<p><em>Cost-benefit analysis of lifting the ban on storing frozen mice in shared refrigeration spaces due to the presence of multiple animals utilizing said mice in their diets is ongoing. — Agent Boyd</em></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-016-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Standard Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-016-J is to be kept in an armory with other explosive devices, all of which must be smaller than SCP-016-J. Use of SCP-016-J outside of testing is prohibited. Conversation is (whilst not encouraged) permitted.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-016-J is a ballistic missile approximately 2.4 meters tall and 0.3 meters in diameter. Rude comments have been spray painted on all parts of SCP-016-J, obscuring the original paint job. These comments include "Cock Block This!" and "I hear you like it rough".</p>
<p>SCP-016-J is capable of telepathic communication with any living being within four meters. While researchers have been reluctant to give interviews, information from said interviews suggests SCP-016-J is both sapient and sentient. SCP-016-J insists on being used in battle, and claims "to have been on the front lines many times".</p>
<p><strong>Addendum SCP-016-J-1:</strong> Below is a partial transcript from an interview with SCP-016-J.</p>
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<p><strong>SCP-016-J:</strong> C’mon doc. Just fire me. You know I’ll satisfy you.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Teller:</strong> We’re not going to use you. We’re not fighting any wars or anything.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-016-J:</strong> Oh, I think you’re just scared. You’re afraid because I’m the biggest missile you’ve ever seen. You don’t know how much I’m going to hurt. But you can do it. I’ve seen your silos, just waiting for me. I’ll fit.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Teller:</strong> But you’re not even that big…</p>
<p><strong>SCP-016-J:</strong> What do you mean? I’m huge!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Teller:</strong> No, I’ve totally seen— never mind. Yes, you’re the biggest missile I’ve ever seen.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-016-J:</strong> So just aim me toward the battle field. I just want to <em>explode</em> all over some trenches.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Teller:</strong> Ok, that’s it. I’m ending this interview.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-016-J:</strong> No, don’t stop. Talk ballistic to me.</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum SCP-016-J-2:</strong> After continued insistence from SCP-016-J, and agreement from researchers that SCP-016-J's destruction would improve workplace morale, a test of firing SCP-016-J was conducted.</p>
<p>SCP-016-J was aimed at a target 100km away and fired. During the flight, SCP-016-J greatly reduced in size, measuring 0.5m long, and 0.15m in diameter two seconds after launch. Upon impact, SCP-016-J failed to explode. When questioned about the test results, SCP-016-J responded, "this never happens to me".</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-017-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euclid</span> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-017-1-J is to be cordially uninvited from all events, get togethers, and special occasions. If SCP-017-1-J makes contact with intent to be at a function or event, the event should take place as intended and no changes should be made. However, all attendees of said event should be informed not to mention the existence, or the effects, of SCP-017-J to SCP-017-1-J, and just pretend to be overjoyed that she showed up in the first place.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-017-J is a temporal anomaly which is, in essence, a field of time displacement. The effect of SCP-017-J varies with no known causality, but the field can cause time displacement in measures varying from 15 minutes to 3 hours. The field itself is geographically locked to the residence located at ████ ████████ ██████, Dayton, OH. The only subject seemingly affected by the field is SCP-017-1-J.</p>
<p>SCP-017-1-J is a human female named Barbara ████. She is 67 years old of above average means and is in annoyingly good health. She has the seemingly preternatural ability to externalize blame, particularly on members of her family. The subject also displays a remarkable inability to read a clock or watch. Her residence falls within the area affected by SCP-017-J.</p>
<p>When the subject is intending to leave her residence, the temporal field activates. She then experiences the time displacement, making her between 15 minutes to 3 hours late to every god damned thing I have ever invited her to.</p>
<p><strong>Logs</strong></p>
<p><strong>5/20/16-</strong> SCP-017-1-J is one hour and 45 minutes late for a college graduation ceremony for <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">her own fucking daughter</span> a post-graduate doctoral valedictorian. When asked, she dismisses it and instead blames ███████ University, insisting that if they had received all of that tuition money, then they could at least check to make sure everyone's family could be there. SCP-017-1-J is summarily reminded that she did not have to pay any tuition money since the graduate was the recipient of a full scholarship.</p>
<p><strong>11/23/17-</strong> SCP-017-1-J is late for Thanksgiving dinner by two hours and 45 minutes. The subject swears that she "left the house on time" when asked, and blames the traffic. She then laments that the best part of the turkey has already been eaten, and then blames Dr. Connors for eating it. The subject rudely reminds Dr. Connors that she should be on a diet to lose weight if she ever wants a man to marry her and give the subject grandchildren, in front of the ENTIRE FAMILY. Dr. Connors believes that to be a bunch of bullshit and that SCP-017-1-J is being a huge bitch to her in her own home. Furthermore, she's focusing on her career and SCP-017-1-J should maybe have Thanksgiving by her damn self next year since nothing that Dr. Connors ever does is good enough for the subject.</p>
<p><strong>12/20/17-</strong> Christmas is cancelled- Contact with SCP-017-1-J is lost until the subject decides to be involved in further research.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-018-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-018-J can be kept in any standard containment locker. Individuals at the site containing SCP-018-J (currently Site-41) should not be permitted access to secure facilities, classified information, motor vehicles, or alcohol solely on the basis of perceived adulthood.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-018-J is a brown trench coat with no identifying labels or markings. When two or more individuals age 16 or younger attempt to wear SCP-018-J simultaneously, it will expand to accommodate all wearers such that they are hidden by the coat. This property has been confirmed to work for groups of up to 75 children (see Incident 018-J-A). This effect does not extend to the collar, which does not change size and can only fit one head.</p>
<p>While wearing SCP-018-J in the described manner, all wearers gain increased strength, dexterity, and stamina,<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> enabling them to move around in SCP-018-J without risk of injury, fatigue, or falls. Still, some degree of cooperation remains necessary to perform activities, particularly with larger groups of children.</p>
<p>SCP-018-J exerts a cognitohazardous effect on direct observers, who will treat its wearer(s) as a single adult human, despite any evidence to the contrary. While they may find the wearers' appearance, gait, or size unusual, at no point will they suspect that SCP-018-J contains children. The exact perceived age of the wearers varies, but is generally high enough that their age alone will not present an impediment to the task at hand.</p>
<p>When SCP-018-J is doffed, it reverts to its default size and shape, and all anomalous effects cease immediately.</p>
<p><strong>Recovery:</strong> SCP-018-J was recovered from Dubuque, Iowa, after the Foundation intercepted reports of a "very large, misshapen adult wearing a trench coat" at a local American Red Cross blood donation center. The individual in question — later determined to be nine small children — was attempting to donate blood, but staff were refusing to serve it due to concerns that its size (3.1m tall, 2.1m wide) and shape (toroidal) were the result of a potentially contagious medical condition.</p>
<p>An interview with the children involved found that they had become inspired to donate blood by an informational pamphlet, and had more or less willed SCP-018-J into existence shortly thereafter to fulfill this purpose. Claims that this explanation is "unsatisfactory" or "implausible" are unfounded.</p>
<p><strong>Incident 018-J-A:</strong> On 2016-07-16, Dr. Quinn submitted a request to test SCP-018-J with a very large group of children, with the stated intention of "[T]his kind of thing is practically an inevitability because of the narrative constraints on SCPs — seriously, they're predictable as hell once you've read enough — so we might as well get it over with." The request was granted, and on 2016-07-18, 75 D-Class personnel (primarily, but not exclusively, war orphans)<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> between the ages of 6 and 10 were procured and secured in a room with SCP-018-J.</p>
<p>The first 23 minutes of the test consisted primarily of the subjects expressing distress and making sporadic requests for medicine, their parents, sunlight, etc. At 23m19s, D-7145 (codename "Tricky Trickster") donned SCP-018-J; the other subjects, perceiving him to be an adult, deduced that SCP-018-J was a magical coat<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup> that turned the wearer into an adult<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup> and attempted to procure it for themselves.</p>
<p>Following this, for the sake of brevity, no data was recorded and no observations were made for about twenty minutes. This incident report is estimated to be 40% shorter because of this decision.</p>
<p>At 45m55s, the testing chamber was breached by all test subjects, who were wearing SCP-018-J in a fashion comparable to a very tall adult humanoid, with D-7145 at the helm. The collective began assaulting nearby personnel, presumably in retaliation for miscellaneous crimes against humanity perpetrated against them by the Foundation.</p>
<p>Mobile Task Force Xi-9, "Orphan Wranglers", who were stationed at Site-41 for unrelated reasons, were immediately deployed to counter the threat; however, they failed to recognize the presence of orphans within SCP-018-J, and were crushed by the group's "fists" (two D-Class personnel in fetal positions) while conferring with command to confirm their orders.</p>
<p>After all personnel in SCP-018-J's immediate vicinity were either dispelled or motionless, the D-Class personnel proceeded to follow signs leading to Site-41's emergency exit. As Site-41 is located beneath an orphanage, it was feared that a breach would expose additional children to SCP-018-J, resulting in an apocalyptic chain reaction wherein SCP-018-J would envelop a critical mass of children.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup></p>
<p>Site security, unable to stop SCP-018-J via normal means, instead altered and/or moved signs leading to exits such that the D-Class personnel would be redirected to Site-41's movie theater; a screening of <em>The Passion of the Christ</em> (2004) was hastily arranged, and as expected, the D-Class personnel were distracted from their escape by the prospect of viewing an R-rated movie. Personnel attending to the theater allowed the subjects to procure a ticket and assisted it in entering the theater, which was just barely large enough to contain SCP-018-J.</p>
<p>Shortly after the subjects entered the theater, all lights were dimmed and the theater's thermostat was adjusted to 29°C (84°F). Within four minutes, most subjects expressed discomfort with the temperature, and believing that the low lighting would enable them to avoid suspicion, cooperated to doff SCP-018-J. As expected, SCP-018-J immediately reverted to its normal size, and the D-Class personnel fell out of their prior configuration. Security personnel were then able to enter and seize SCP-018-J and the subjects; the former was returned to containment, while the latter were probably fed to monsters or something.</p>
This test did not provide any data that could improve SCP-018-J's containment and did not shed any particular light on the nature of its anomalous properties, while causing significant damage to Site-41 and its inhabitants. Dr. Quinn was consequently reassigned to Theater Duty.<br/>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Intelligence, wisdom, and charisma remain unaffected.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Colloquially known as "warphans".</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Essentially accurate.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. Factually inaccurate.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. No designation for this K-Class Scenario has been created, as all qualified personnel have more important responsibilities.</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-019-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Apollyon (Probably)</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-019-J is currently dead. If anyone sees him alive again, please let us know, as he can resurrect<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> himself. He will probably end the world, and it’s probably too late. We are helpless to his strength, and containment would likely be unsuccessful.</p>
<p>In addition to this, Danny is to regularly be reminded of his failures as a Foundation Archivist. Danny must also digitally record where he leaves any and all notebooks following use.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-019-J appears to be a middle aged Caucasian male from Utah, formerly known as David Ecksekayclas. This is just a facade. When he comes back, know he is lying. SCP-019-J displays no obvious anomalous properties, though he probably has a significant amount of them, still waiting to be found. He can be easily identified by a red birthmark stretching from his left cheek to his torso. The remainder of his body often appears red due to rashes caused by an allergy to the type of fabric which makes up the majority of his wardrobe.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 019-J.1: Recovery</strong> SCP-019-J first came to the Foundation's attention when the Unusual Incidents Unit of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered a criminal from a local jail<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> in Redactedsville, Utah. The UIU claimed that they had put SCP-019-J into their custody because he seemed important, but they likely did this because they wanted to seem important themselves. The Foundation quickly noticed multiple similarities to <a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/tuftos-proposal">SCP-001-TUFTO</a> and in response sent MTF Alpha-1 (“Right Red Hand”) to retrieve the entity<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup>.</p>
<p>Similarities between SCP-001-TUFTO and SCP-019-J are great in magnitude and very concerning. Both entities have a notably red appearance, albeit for different reasons. Both entities are in marital relationships with seven different women. SCP-019-J has stated that this is for religious reasons, as he claims to be a Fundamentalist Mormon. This is likely a lie. SCP-019-J and SCP-001-TUFTO both have an affinity for spear-like objects, SCP-019-J having had seven sharpened sticks in his pocket at the time of his arrest, claiming that the objects were “toothpicks”. Both enjoy “The Crown,” with SCP-001-TUFTO wearing it on his head, and SCP-019-J being a self proclaimed ‘fan’ of the Netflix television series of the same name. Most notably, both have partaken in acts of fratricide and sororicide, the former of which being the reason for SCP-019-J’s initial apprehension. Lastly, both are known for their disdain for trees, with SCP-019-J often chopping them down<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup>. Multiple other similarities have been noticed, though these have been excluded for brevity. For these reasons, the Foundation has taken the stance that SCP-019-J is likely a physical embodiment of SCP-001-TUFTO, and must be stopped at all costs.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 019-J.2: SCP-019-J Interview</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Foreword:</strong> The day following the recovery of SCP-019-J, an interview of the entity was deemed crucial to the success of the Foundation and the safety of humanity. Due to his vast knowledge pertaining to SCP-001-TUFTO and surrounding anomalies, 05-1 has volunteered to conduct this interview.<br/>
<strong>Interviewer:</strong> 05-1, Site █<br/>
<strong>Interviewee:</strong> SCP-019-J</p>
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<p>[BEGIN LOG]</p>
<p><strong>05-1:</strong> Okay buster, the jig is up! We’ve caught you!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-019-J:</strong> Who are you?</p>
<p><strong>05-1:</strong> Don’t play dumb with me! Why are you here? Why roam the mortal coil? For a king who kills gods, I would think you a bit smarter than to willingly reveal yourself!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-019-J:</strong> ‘Kill gods?’ I ran my brother over because I was distracted! It was the most traumatic event of my life! Where am I? Who are you? I wanna go back home!</p>
<p><strong>05-1:</strong> You know damn well who I am, you foul red demon!</p>
<p>[SCP-019-J can be heard crying.]</p>
<p><strong>SCP-019-J:</strong> You don’t have to make fun of it!</p>
<p>[A loud slapping noise can be heard, followed by a short exclamation of pain.]</p>
<p><strong>05-1:</strong> Aha! You bleed! Further proof of my theory!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-019-J:</strong> What is wrong with you? You’re a monster!</p>
<p><strong>05-1:</strong> You call me a monster? I’m not the one who commits atrocities against the nature of reality!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-019-J:</strong> It was an accident! I didn’t mean to kill him! I was going through a lot, okay? I’ve lived a life of mockery! Constant bullying for the marks on my face! My crime was a product of the cruelty of society! I was so busy staring at my reflection in the rain-drenched glass that I didn't even notice him in the middle of the road! This is just as much your fault as it was mine!</p>
<p>[Silence.]</p>
<p><strong>05-1:</strong> If you refuse to cooperate, your termination is imminent. I care not for the man you claim to be your brother; I care solely for how you plan to end all existence. The Scarlet King’s reign has gone on far too long!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-019-J:</strong> What?</p>
<p>[Three gunshots can be heard, followed by 117 more gunshots in rapid succession.]</p>
<p><strong>05-1:</strong> Begone, you wretched cancer on the multiverse!</p>
<p>[END LOG]</p>
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<p><em>SCP-019-J’s corpse was quickly disposed of via incineration, twice, and then sent into an alternate dimension, where it currently resides. Due to its nature and the risk of its return, the anomaly has not been deemed decommissioned. Further information concerning the corpse's disposal is not available, as Danny lost the notebook which contains<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup> it.</em></p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. While there is no evidence supporting the claim that SCP-019-J is capable of such a feat, it is better safe than sorry.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Local authorities had jailed the entity after multiple eyewitness testimonies stated that he was the man who had murdered Gerald Ecksekayclas. At the time of his arrest, SCP-019-J had been attempting (and failing) to kill two snakes in his front yard.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. This was met with many complaints from the UIU, stating “Come on man, we finally did something cool! Let us relish in it for a while! I get that it has something to do with that ‘Red Queen,’ thing, but please let us keep it! Everyone says we are useless, let us prove them wrong!”</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. SCP-019-J has claimed this is because he is a lumberjack, and while his tax reports and multiple witnesses have corroborated this story, the Foundation has determined that this is likely another one of the entity’s lies.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. Is that a reference?</div>
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<div class="scp-image-block block-right" style="width:300px;"><img alt="bucket.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-020-j/bucket.jpg"/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-020-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> A wall has been constructed around SCP-020-J to prevent subjects from perceiving it.</p>
<p>Additionally, the fifth-floor stairs on the B-wing have been permanently sealed off. Personnel are asked to instead use the elevator or the A-wing stairs.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-020-J is a dark blue plastic mop bucket. If a subject perceives the object, they will be compelled to approach SCP-020-J and kick it. Upon striking the object the subject will cease all further life functions and instantly expire via anomalous means.</p>
<p>Though SCP-020-J responds to the force it is struck with appropriately, it does not exhibit signs of damage.</p>
<p><strong>Discovery:</strong> SCP-020-J was discovered outside Site-30's 5th-floor janitor closet alongside the corpses of Janitor Worth, five site guards, D-1221, and <a href="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/orientation-for-the-pastaphysics-department">Dr. Cimmerian</a>.</p>
<p>As the corpses were initially believed to be the results of a containment breach, additional site guards were deployed to the area. Fifteen of the deployed guards were observed to self-terminate via SCP-020-J through security cameras.</p>
<p>Eighteen D-Class personnel were dispatched to the area in an attempt to secure the object, resulting in the self-termination of all involved subjects. Lead Researcher Jade then instructed the remaining D-Class personnel to kick SCP-020-J down the hallway and towards a corner, then cover it. Following the self-termination of twelve additional D-Class personnel, SCP-020-J was successfully contained.<br/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-021-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Dangorus</p>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Impersobile to contein</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> Evil water botllef</p>
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<p><em>Note: This document has been designated a Lethe-class infohazard. Your access has been logged and you will submit to an examination to assess its impact no later than two days from this moment. If you have accessed this document unintentionally, cease reading immediately and contact the Cognitohazard Research Group.</em></p>
<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-022-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to widespread public knowledge of SCP-022-J, containment of SCP-022-J is limited to mitigating the damage caused by its effects. To this effect, the following procedures are to be enacted:</p>
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<li>The availability of SCP-022-J is to be reduced by means including but not limited to: Suppressing research into more efficient methods of refining SCP-022-J ores; limiting the mining of areas rich in SCP-022-J ores under the guise of, e.g., protection of endemic species<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup>; using front companies to artificially drive up the price of SCP-022-J, in order to limit the damage due to effects of SCP-022-J-1.</li>
<li>Suppressing public awareness of SCP-022-J physical properties to prevent SCP-022-J-2 effects from manifesting. To this effect, media containing counterfactual information with regard to the physical properties and proper uses of SCP-022-J are to be produced and propagated.</li>
<li>Suppressing public awareness of SCP-022-J 's anomalous properties.</li>
<li>Treatment of individuals severely affected by SCP-022-J-2 by Class-B amnestics.</li>
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<p>Because the risks SCP-022-J-1 poses to Foundation personnel, especially those in charge of designing containment procedures, any containment procedures proposal containing relevant keywords are to be checked by personnel immunized against SCP-022-J-1. Calming agents of choice (chocolate, beer, Diazepam, Xanax, cannabis) are to be available to such personnel to mitigate the effects of SCP-022-J-2.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-022-J is the pure, solid form of chemical element commonly known as titanium (Ti), of atomic number of 22, and average molar mass of 47.86 g/mol. In its active state, SCP-022-J appears as a shiny, hard solid of density approximately 4.5 g/ccm, and melting point of approximately 1940 K. SCP-022-J behaves as a paramagnetic metal in most aspects, and possesses a tensile strength of roughly 434 MPa, remarkable for its low density.</p>
<p>SCP-022-J is an infohazard — knowledge about it causes the manifestation of two distinct sets of symptoms, designated SCP-022-J-1 and SCP-022-J-2.</p>
<p>SCP-022-J-1 initially manifests when an individual with no prior knowledge is exposed to incomplete or erroneous information about SCP-022-J's physical properties, and its recommended usage.<br/>
Individuals under the effects of SCP-022-J-1 will gradually begin to assert the superiority of SCP-022-J as a structural material, and recommend or attempt to enforce its use as such whenever possible, even in cases where this has a significant negative effect on functionality. Common terms used by affected individuals with reference to SCP-022-J-1 include "strongest metal in the world," "supertough supermetal," "refined, impenetrable metal," and "The He-Man of materials". In the cases where this behaviour induces a performance failure or deficiency, an affected individual will refuse to acknowledge <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">THAT THEY FUCKED UP SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK MAKES A TITANIUM ANCHOR</span> SCP-022-J's role in the incident, inventing increasingly bizarre alternative explanations.</p>
<p>SCP-022-J-2 manifests when an individual <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">FUCKING GETS A CLUE SHEESH IS IT SO HARD TO READ A GODDAMN STANDARD</span> is exposed to accurate information about SCP-022-J's physical properties, and correct recommended usage guidelines. Individuals already affected by SCP-022-J-1 <span style="text-decoration: line-through;"><strong>CAN'T FUCKING GET IT IN THEIR GODDAMN HEADS WITH A HAMMER IF I HEAR ABOUT TITANIUM BEING THE STRONGEST METAL I WILL PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK WITH A FIST MADE OF</strong></span> show considerable resistance to SCP-022-J-2.<br/>
Subjects affected by SCP-022-J-2 display signs of anger and mental distress at mentions of pure titanium or its usage, to the point of becoming physically violent. This is especially marked when the triggers are usual vectors of SCP-022-J-1, such as media containing examples of inappropriate uses of SCP-022-J.<br/>
Treatment with Class-B amnestics has been shown to <span style="font-size:2em;">NO FUCK THIS THERE'S NO SCP-022-J-2 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME ANYONE REASONABLE WOULD FUCKING FREAK OUT WHEN SEEING THE FIFTIETH SCP PROPOSAL CALLING FOR A FIVE FOOT THICK TITANIUM WALLS YOUD HAVE PUNCHED HIM TOO I'LL GIVE THEM TITANIUM IN THEIR DAMN FACES WITH A TITANIUM DILDO THIS IS A TITANIUM CONSPIRACY TO SELL MORE TITANIUM WHATEVER FUCK THEY MAKE OF TITANIUM I WILL SHOW THEM WHO'S BEfrvt cgdfrrrrrrrrrrrrrg5wr67u</span><br/>
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<strong>Addendum 022-J-1:</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Incident 022-J-1:</strong><br/>
<strong>Foreword:</strong> On ██/07/201█, while working on SCP-022-J report, Researcher Eisenberg, further referred to as subject, succumbed to the effects of SCP-022-J-2. Transcript of security camera footage follows.<br/>
<strong><BEGIN LOG></strong><br/>
<strong><19:00></strong> Subject begins work on SCP-022-J report.<br/>
<strong><19:30></strong> Subject commences chewing on a pencil.<br/>
<strong><19:41></strong> Subject bites pencil through.<br/>
<strong><19:44></strong> Subject ceases spitting out splinters, curses loudly.<br/>
<strong><19:49></strong> Subject loosens his tie, takes out an unidentified pill, and swallows it, taking a drink from nearby flowerpot, slumping on the chair.<br/>
<strong><19:54></strong> Subject resumes work.<br/>
<strong><20:38></strong> Subject's typing rate increases.<br/>
<strong><20:39></strong> Subject begins bashing the keyboard with his fists.<br/>
<strong><20:40></strong> Subject tears out keyboard from workstation, and runs out into the joining hall, screaming incoherently.<br/>
<strong><20:45></strong> Subject uses keyboard to assault a security guard, yelling "I'LL GIVE YOU TITANIUM CAGES I'LL GIVE YOU TITANIUM TITS YOU CUNTWHACKED ASSCHEEKS", and is promptly subdued.<br/>
<strong><END LOG></strong><br/>
<strong>Closing Statement:</strong> Researcher Eisenberg was restrained, and isolated in Section-5 Medical Wing on Site-19. Researcher Eisenberg's 2/022-J clearance was revoked, and he is relieved of his duties until his mental state stabilizes. Work on SCP-022-J documentation overhaul has been suspended, and the existing document classified as a Lethe-class infohazard.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-025-J™</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Non-toxic*</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-025-J™ - a $69 value - can be yours for only two easy payments of $29.99!<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> Hi there, I'm former site director and current volleyball coach O5-7. Now, you may know me for my [REDACTED], but today I'm here to tell you all about the amazing new world of liquid product: SCP-025-J™!</p>
<p>Now despite its name, SCP-025-J™ is no joke. Using the latest and greatest technology, we've condensed every peanut butter-flavored cosmic horror into convenient bottled size! It's thrilling, educational, and the taste is to die for! Kids love it, and parents are there too! There's nothing you can't do with SCP-025-J™ and a little imagination!</p>
<p>Look, crack open a can and there's instant K-class chaos!<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-6" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-6')">6</a></sup> Now it's a tiny containment unit! And look, flying through the air, it's cracked into your best pal's skull! Wowee, there's so many things you can do with SCP-025-J™!</p>
<p>Don't believe us? Listen to these amazing testimonials!</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 025-J-1:</strong> Audio Logs 025-J 1-3</p>
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<p><strong>Dr. Johanson:</strong> Y'know, it really is an amazing product. My kids have been so much better. I have never seen them so happy before.</p>
<p><strong>O5-7:</strong> 025-J™ really <em>is</em> an amazing product.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Johanson:</strong> 025-J™? I thought this was an advert for Rita[UNEXPECTED END OF LOG]</p>
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<p><strong>O5-7:</strong> So when did you get 025-J™?</p>
<p><strong>D-5723:</strong> The doctor gave it to me yesterday.</p>
<p><strong>O5-7:</strong> And what exciting things did you use it for?</p>
<p><strong>D-5723:</strong> I strangled that asshole 2736 with it.</p>
<p><strong>O5-7:</strong> Wowee!</p>
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<p><strong>O5-7:</strong> So how did it feel to be a part of the 025-J™ process?</p>
<p><strong>D-2736:</strong> (Coughing)</p>
<p><strong>O5-7:</strong> Yeah, I loved it too!</p>
<p><strong>D-2736:</strong> (Choking)</p>
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<p><em>*Side effects of liquid SCP Foundation may include hair loss, skin loss, loss of soft tissue, brain rot, spontaneous human combustion and bodily integrity failure. Under no circumstances should anyone open any bottles of SCP-025-J™ anywhere at any time.</em></p>
<p><em>O5-7 is not affiliated with the Overseer Council or SCP Foundation, nor any other group of interest. Any claims to the contrary should be disregarded before it's too late.</em></p>
<p><em>Spillage of SCP-025-J™ may result in stained carpet or tile, irremovable odors and the end of life on earth as we know it.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Ithem #:</strong> EthCP-026-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Clath:</strong> Thafe. <span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">[</span><em>If you're not a moron.</em> <strong>-Dr Johnson</strong><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">]</span></p>
<p><strong>Thpecial Containment Prothedureth:</strong> EthCP-026-J ith to be contained in a thandard humanoid containment thell, in order to accommodate EthCP-026-J-1's needth. EthCP-026-J-1 ith to be fed thandard liquid rathons three timeth a day, with the thpecial requirement of no liquidth above 1 degree thelthiuth.</p>
<p>At no time are any perthonnel to thick their tongth againtht EthCP-026-J. No matter how dumb they may be. Thee Inthident EthCP-026-J-A.</p>
<p><strong>Dethcription:</strong> EthCP-026-J ith a decorative light pole, identhified ath a 4004 Newport thtyle thtreet Light Package. EthCP-026-J ith observed to exthibit freething temperatureth at all timeth regarleth of thimuli, between -7 and -8 degreeth thelthiuth. EthCP-026-J wath in thandard containment until Inthident EthCP-026-J-A (Thee below).</p>
<p>After thith inthident, O5-7 ordered Rethearcher Nicholth to be dethignated ath "an idiot popthicle" and EthCP-026-J-1 for one month or unthil their tongue freetheth off, whichever cometh firtht.</p>
<p><strong>O5-7's note:</strong><br/>
<em>Hot water is not to be issued to SCP-026-J-1, until October 17th, as they deserve what happened to them.</em></p>
<p><strong>Inthident Log EthCP-026-J-A</strong><br/>
On Theptember Theventeeth, 2015, the following was obtherved in EthCP-026-J's original containment thell:</p>
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<p><strong>BEGIN LOG</strong></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Johnson:</strong> So…what do we do with this thing again?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Nichols:</strong> I'm not sure. We're supposed to be testing with it, but I don't think that there's much here.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Johnson:</strong> I got my tongue stuck once when I was a kid to one almost like this. Not anomalous obviously, but either way, man did it suck.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Nichols:</strong> I'm pretty sure that is just an urban legend.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Johnson:</strong> Are you serious? Aren't you a materials scientist?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Nichols:</strong> Yes. I'm just saying, I think that's just an urban legend.</p>
<p><em>Dr. Johnson exits the chamber for a few minutes, and returns with a D-Class designated D-4278</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Johnson:</strong> Hey, D-4278, lick it.</p>
<p><strong>D-4278:</strong> Isn't that the light pole? Look, I'm not stupid, I'll get my tongue stuck to it.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Johnson:</strong> Just do it, that's an order.</p>
<p><strong>D-4278:</strong> Honestly? I'd rather be shot.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Nichols:</strong> Oh for god's sake, it's just an urban legend, watch.</p>
<p><em>Dr. Nichols is observed to walk up to EthCP-026-J and press their tongue up against EthCP-026-J, sticking it firmly to the pole</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Nicholth:</strong> OH GOH, MY THONGUE, ITH THUCK, HELP.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Johnson:</strong> Y'know what, you deserve that, you twit.</p>
<p><strong>D-4278:</strong> Shouldn't you like…get help or something?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Nicholth:</strong> YETH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Johnson:</strong> Nnnnope. Anyone dumb enough to stick their tongue to an anomalously sub-zero pole deserves what's coming.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Nicholth:</strong> THITH ITHN'T FUNNY!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Johnson:</strong> Yeth it ith. This is why you should avoid cold posts.</p>
<p><em>D-4278 and Dr. Johnson exit the chamber, leaving Dr. Nichols stuck to EthCP-026-J</em></p>
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<p>Hasty sketch by a pub-visitor of the tap-chicken.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-027-DE-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Yol-klid</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Keter</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euklid</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Safe</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euklid</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Keter</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Safe</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Keter</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Yol-klid</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Safe</span> Keter</p>
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<p>Dr. ████████, stop changing the classification all the time immediately! - O5-█</p>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-027-DE is to be held in a three by three (3 x 3) meter enclosure which has to be surrounded by a high voltage barbed wire fence, self-firing systems, a mine site, five (5) machine gun nests, three (3) tanks of the Nebukadnezer-class as well as an sealed of air space. Under absolutely no circumstances is a tapping plant to be brought in a one point five perimeter around SCP-027-DE-J.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-027-DE-J is a hybridism of chicken and tap. It consists of a chicken's body, but possesses a spigot in place of its head. SCP-027-DE-J is able to move at astonishing speeds, faster than it should be possible for normal chickens. To the upper end of its tap it measures approximately one meter, and is thus noticeable bigger than common, tap-less chickens.</p>
<p>The tap-chicken is able to trace every tap in an area of one (1) kilometer. If it has found a tap, it will rush towards it with unbelievable force. Reports state that, at that point, a chicken can no longer be stopped. A closed tavern door gets simply overrun and banged to the floor. When it has reached a tap, the tap-chicken will immediately try to mate with the tap in order to reproduce as much as possible. During this phase, the tap-chicken will defend itself via vehemently clawing and picking (if you can put it this way. Actually it just beats up everything with its dispenser). This process has a devastating effect onto the tap who, after this procedure, will die, through which the beer-source will run dry. Only the installation of a new tap is able to clean up this circumstance, but will lead to the tap-chicken being attracted once more.</p>
<p>When the tap-chicken has successfully incubated new, always female offsprings, they will, after reaching adulthood<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup>, also search for a tap.</p>
<p>Merely massive usage of firearms has proven to be effective in counteracting the tap-chickens. Tap-chickens are pretty tough. In the end, if it is not possible to become master of this epidemic, all beer stocks inside the pubs will be endangered. A catastrophe of unimaginable proportions.</p>
<p><a class="newpage" href="/incident-report-027-01-j">Incident-report 027-01-J</a></p>
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<p><em>Guard our innkeepers from the big, bad tap-hen, for it comes to mate, in the pub, every night. Guard our barrels from the big, bad tap-hen, for it searches for a tap that makes it many children.</em> - Shock prayer known inside pubs</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Translator's note: <em>In German, both 'rooster' and 'tap" are spoken out as 'Hahn' which makes for a good wordplay.</em></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. The tap-chicks are growing incredibly fast, and it is said that it not even takes five days until a tap-chicken is fully-grown.</div>
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<p><strong>Article:</strong> SCP-027-DE-J The big, bad tap-hen<br/>
<strong>Original:</strong> <a href="http://scp-wiki-de.wikidot.com/scp-027-de-j">May be found here</a><br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/balthuris" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(2757688); return false;"><img alt="Balthuris" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=2757688&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1720188631" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=2757688)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/balthuris" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(2757688); return false;">Balthuris</a></span><br/>
<strong>Translator:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/karpfisch" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7619184); return false;"><img alt="Karpfisch" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=7619184&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1720188631" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=7619184)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/karpfisch" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7619184); return false;">Karpfisch</a></span></p>
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<strong>Source:</strong> <a href="http://scp-wiki-de.wikidot.com/scp-027-de-j">May be found here</a></p>
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<h2 id="toc0"><span>The following document contains conflicting versions. Version A is highlighted in <span style="color: #06789b">this text color</span>. Version B is highlighted in <span style="color: #e00221">this text color</span>. Pending additions are highlighted in <span style="color: #19890f">this text color.</span></span></h2>
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<strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-027-J
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="color: #e00221">Safe</span> <span style="color: #06789b">Euclid</span> <span style="color: #e00221">Safe</span> <span style="color: #06789b">Euclid</span> <span style="color: #19890f">Keter</span></p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-027-J is to be contained <span style="color: #06789b">on the couch</span> <span style="color: #e00221">in the proper holder that I spent like thirty goddamned dollars on, designated SCP-027-J-1.</span> <span style="color: #06789b">(SCP-027-J-1 is a cheap piece of plastic you paid too much money on, and shall be designated SCP-027-J-$).</span> at the Benson household,<span style="color: #e00221">even though it's probably on fucking Jupiter half the time.</span> until further notice.</p>
<p>When SCP-027-J switches phase, <span style="color: #e00221">Researcher Benson is to be consulted as to where the hell she left it</span> <span style="color: #06789b">Researcher Benson is to calm the hell down, it's just a remote.</span> SCP-027-J is to be placed in the proper receptacle. <span style="color: #06789b">(I swear to god, Phil, don't say a goddamned word).</span></p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-027-J is a <span style="color: #e00221">Roku</span> <span style="color: #06789b">Cable Box</span> <span style="color: #e00221">Roku</span> <span style="color: #06789b">Cable Box</span> Television Remote Control, which appears to have two quantum states:</p>
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<li>An R-2787 Roku Remote control (Designated SCP-027-J-A) for a [REDACTED] model television <span style="color: #e00221">which was so goddamned expensive</span> <span style="color: #06789b">which was on sale, and you agreed on</span>, manufactured in 2015.</li>
<li>A FIOS-27 Cable Box remote (Designated SCP-027-J-B) <span style="color: #e00221">which is goddamned useless, because we have netflix, hulu, and amazon prime</span> <span style="color: #06789b">which is necessary because ADULTS HAVE CABLE.</span></li>
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<p>At no time can SCP-027-J exist in both states, <span style="color: #e00221">because Researcher Benson can't keep track of the goddamned remotes when she's watching her "programs"</span> <span style="color: #06789b">due to its anomalous effect of making Researcher Benson a dickhead</span> due to its anomalous effect.</p>
<p>SCP-027-J was first discovered when after installing the new Roku TV in the living room, when <span style="color: #06789b">Researcher Benson immediately lost the Roku remote</span> the Roku remote went missing. After two weeks, the Roku remote was discovered, and <span style="color: #e00221">the cable box remote promptly dissapeared</span> <span style="color: #06789b">Researcher Benson lost my remote, to stop me from watching dance moms</span> SCP-027-J changed quantum states, leading to the discovery of the nature of SCP-027-J.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum A</strong> On [REDACTED] <span style="color: #e00221">For god's sake Jillian, stop redacting my notes</span> <span style="color: #06789b">no</span>, it was discovered that both the cable box and the Roku have smartphone apps, which can control both devices. <span style="color: #e00221">Researcher Benson kindly installed these apps, and set them up on both his, and Researcher Benson's smartphones</span> Both applications were installed, and SCP-027-J's effect <span style="color: #e00221">now appears to extend to Researcher Benson's phone now too, since that's either dead or missing all the time</span> <span style="color: #06789b">For fuck's sake Phil, it's not that big of a deal, when I'm home. Just stop losing the goddamned remotes!</span> Research in to the spread of SCP-027-J's effect <span style="color: #e00221">and Jillian's inability to keep track of a THOUSAND DOLLAR PHONE</span> <span style="color: #06789b">It was 450, you giant crybaby.</span> is ongoing.</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #19890f">Dr. Lornth's Note:</span></strong><br/>
<em><span style="color: #19890f">Jesus christ, would you two PLEASE get some counselling?</span></em></p>
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<h3 id="toc1"><span><span style="color: #ffeeee"><strong>AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED</strong></span></span></h3>
<h5 id="toc2"><span><span style="color: #ffeeee"><em>XK-CLASS PREVENTION PROTOCOL █████████</em></span></span></h5>
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<p><span style="font-size:80%;"><span style="color: #282467">In accordance with <strong>O5-Order 2258</strong> the contents of SCP-028-J and all supplementary materials are restricted to Overseer level, designation O5-6. This file is only to be opened in the case of an █████████ event.</span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:80%;"><span style="color: #282467"><em>Direct Access to the vault, materials, rituals, and weapons of protocol ALEPH-KIND-ZULU 26-21 are to be controlled solely by O5-6. During a confirmed █████████ event, direct contact of O5-6 is authorized under the [REDACTED] protocol. O5-6 is to be transported to Site-███ offsite from the containment premises for [DATA EXPUNGED] in order to authorize remote access. O5-6 is to be accompanied by no less than 7 members of MTF-Aleph-Keter-6 ("The Professionals") to ensure safe arrival at Site-███ with all possible speed.</em></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:80%;"><span style="color: #282467">Your current access credentials are <strong><tt>#ID 307134 OVERSEER_6 LV/CRD: KFFR/22, NP1-2000/5+AKD, L4350+WK-11/5340</tt></strong>, and your last cognito-inoculation is listed as having taken place on <tt>03/12</tt>.</span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:80%;"><span style="color: #282467">REMOTE TERMINAL ACCESS DETECTED…</span></span><br/>
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<span style="font-size:80%;"><span style="color: #282467">REMOTE TERMINAL VERIFICATION TOKEN: {I am the walrus.}</span></span><br/>
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<span style="font-size:80%;"><span style="color: #282467">TOKEN CHALLENGE: {I hate The Beatles.}</span></span><br/>
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<span style="color: #282467">CONFIRMED</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:80%;"><em>Oh fuck me.</em><br/>
-Last recorded words of O5-6, before XK-Class Event on ██/██/██</span></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-029-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-029-J is currently considered tentatively contained. Due to the low-risk nature of SCP-029-J, police reports are to be monitored for potential reports of SCP-029-J. Class A amnestics are to be administered as necessary. At this time, no additional containment procedures are required, pending review yearly on 1/12 or as needed.</p>
<p><span style="color: red">{DEPRECATED AS OF 4/21/17: Foundation Agents are to attempt to contact SCP-029-J in order to attempt to discern more stringent containment procedures.}</span> At this time, for resource and sanity reasons, additional attempts to contact SCP-029-J are not considered conducive to study, and are to be discontinued.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-029-J is an adult male of apparent Middle Eastern descent, who claims to be Jesus Christ. SCP-029-J is exclusively found in the Newark, New Jersey area, posing as a for-hire driver using the application Uber. Foundation Agents contacted Uber to request the driving records and registration of SCP-029-J. No records were found.</p>
<p>Upon being assigned to a subject's request, SCP-029-J's vehicle is listed as "A flaming hot ride", of the current year, and is always 1 minute from the pick up location. Of note, the Uber application does not allow this to be listed as a model name. SCP-029-J's vehicle has been determined to be a multi-entity combination designated SCP-029-J-1 through SCP-029-J-4.</p>
<p>SCP-029-J's vehicle has been shown to take a variety of appearances. This ability is contingent upon the concentration of SCP-029-J-1 through -4. These entities have to date, proven easily distracted, leading to a high incidence of sightings of SCP-029-J, especially around the Christmas and Easter holidays.</p>
<p>The entities that comprise SCP-029-J's vehicle are as follows:</p>
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<li>SCP-029-J-1 has been identified as a Throne
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<li>Thrones are depicted as great wheels containing many eyes, and reside in the area of the cosmos where material form begins to take shape. They are usually depicted as the literal movers of the throne of God. SCP-029-J-1 takes the physical form of all four wheels.</li>
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<li>SCP-029-J-2 has been identified as a Seraphim, and most likely as Michael
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<li>Seraphim are usually depicted as having six wings, one pair covering the face, another the feet, the last to fly with. They are not normally depicted as humanoid. SCP-029-2 makes up the chassis.</li>
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<li>SCP-029-J-3 has been identified as an Archangel, mostly likely Gabriel
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<li>Depictions of Gabriel usually include a horn of some variety with which he proclaims God's majesty. Reports of Gabriel's physical form vary. SCP-029-J appears to only include Gabriel's voice, and is the radio and sound system.</li>
</ul>
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<li>SCP-029-J-4 has been identified as a group of 12 Cherubim
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<li>Cherubim have varying descriptions from four wings and four feet, to even having four faces, and extraordinarily complicated arrangements of faces and wings, feet and glowing coals in their mouths. Reports are inconsistent, varied, and almost invariably inhuman and eldritch. SCP-029-J-4 are situated in front of SCP-029-J-1 through -3 and pull the entire collection, as draft animals.</li>
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<p>SCP-029-J has appeared with a 1.7% chance to date, to any particular user's request. An important note is that SCP-029-J can appear in multiple places at once, and has been observed to be given a maximum of 7 rides at once.</p>
<p>Valerie McIntyre requested a ride from a location in Harrison, New Jersey to the Prudential Center in downtown Newark.</p>
<p>A transcript of an encounter between SCP-029-J, SCP-029-J-1 through -4, and Valerie McIntyre was captured with a laser microphone on 12/17/2016.</p>
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<p><strong>Involved Foundation Assets:</strong> Agent Rocco Ricciardi, Level 3, Intelligence Division. Agent Lisa Stokes, Level 1, Intelligence Division (probational)</p>
<p><strong>Encountered Anomalies:</strong> SCP-029-J, SCP-029-J-1, SCP-029-J-2, SCP-029-J-3, SCP-029-J-4</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Alright, shut up, shut up they're coming.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> You think you can pull this off?</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J-2 has the appearance of a late model sedan. No identifying badges can be seen. Its license plate reads SPQRSUX.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> I don't really care, you think that "supply side jesus" stuff is okay?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> Whatever.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> At least you're not riding on your fucking eyes, Mike.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-3:</strong> Stop moaning, Ray.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Gabe, shut up and start the music!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-3:</strong> Fine, fine.</p>
<p><em>"Rock Me Sexy Jesus" from the "Hamlet 2" soundtrack can be heard playing from SCP-029-J-3.</em></p>
<p><em>McIntyre approaches the car.</em></p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> Hi, Jesus? [Pronounced as in the Hispanic form]</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Actually it's Yeshua, but you can call me Jay if you want, that's me!</p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> Awesome, thanks!</p>
<p><em>McIntyre opens the door to SCP-029-J's vehicle. SCP-029-J-4 begins making sounds approximating an engine turning over, and idling. Poorly.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-4:</strong> NnnnVROOM! BrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrrBRBrbrbrbrbr.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Comfortable back there? Would you like a bottle of water? I've got refrigerated, mineral, holy, transubstantiated into wine…</p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> Err, haha, no I'm alright, but it's a little warm, can you turn up the AC?</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J leans down towards the dashboard.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Come on Mike, ease up the fiery wings a bit, she's uncomfortable.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> I swear. I've lead God's forces to glory for thousands of battles. I'm supposed to be your general, but now I'm climate control for lazy millenials today. Sheesh.</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J-2 ceases to appear as a late model sedan, and can be seen in its angelic form (See Description). Its wings make up the bulk of the vehicle's chassis, with its face situated where the rear axle should be. SCP-026-J-1 continues to appear as non-anomalous wheels.</em></p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> Holy fuck, what the fuck! Jesus Christ, what the hell is this?!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Hey! That's not very nice! Don't be a dick to Mike and Ray!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> Yeah what the deuce, lady. I've got human butt meat on my face, and you're screaming at me?! I'm trying to do you a favor with the fire here!</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J-2 returns to its physical appearance of a late-model sedan. SCP-029-J-1 begins turning at this point, prompting Foundation agents to follow.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> Ow ow ow ow ow ow…</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> You okay Ray?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> Broken…glass…ow.. Just <em>had</em> to pick the most run down hellhole on earth: New Jersey.</p>
<p><em>McIntyre has begun screaming at this point, and attempting to leave SCP-029-J's vehicle, but is unable to climb over SCP-029-J-2.</em></p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> Oh god, oh god, oh god, please help me.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Yeah, I'm trying. Calm down lady. Ray, come on man, say the thing.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> Alright, alright.</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J-1 can be heard making a sound similar to clearing its throat</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> BE NOT AFRAID.</p>
<p><em>McIntyre stops panicking and appears shocked and agitated.</em></p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> Are you fucking with me?! That's it?! "Be not afraid?"</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> Hey, it was good enough for his mom.</p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> Wait…his mom…what the fuck, you're <em>literally</em> Jesus? That's not just a name?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Of course! We're all here to try and reach the people. And what better way, but through Uber! Jesus saves…you a trip! Ha!</p>
<p><em>Several seconds pass. SCP-029-J-3 ceases to play music.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-3:</strong> Awkward.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> By the way, we're here. Also, ow.</p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> Open the fucking door.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Oh come on lady, I'm Jesus Christ, Lamb of God! I'm here to help!</p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> Just open the door.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Okay, okay. No need to crucify anyone or anything. Ha-ha!</p>
<p><em>Several moments pass</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> No? Alright, open the door, Mike.</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J-2 opens its side door, and McIntyre quickly exits in to the building.</em></p>
<p><strong>McIntyre:</strong> FREAK!</p>
<p><em>Several moments pass in silence.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> So…think she's gonna tip us?</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Final Notes</strong></span></p>
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<p>According to SCP-029-J's profile, it was rated 1 star for this ride.</p>
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<div class="collapsible-block-folded"><a class="collapsible-block-link" href="javascript:;">Addendum 2: Direct Foundation Contact</a></div>
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<div class="collapsible-block-unfolded-link"><a class="collapsible-block-link" href="javascript:;">Close Addendum</a></div>
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<p><strong>Reporter:</strong></p>
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<p>Agents Mathews</p>
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<p><strong>Date of Report</strong></p>
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<p>April 24, 2017</p>
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<p><strong>Incident</strong></p>
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<p>Direct contact with object</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Summary</strong></span></p>
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<p>On 4/19/2017 Foundation agents successfully acquired SCP-029-J as their driver after [REDACTED] unsuccessful attempts. SCP-029-J simultaneously picked up 12 separate containment teams at the same time. The following is a transcript between SCP-029-J, the various entities that make up SCP-029-J's vehicle, and Agent Mathews; an expert in Abrahamic religious studies and a trained field agent.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Transcript of Encounter</strong></span></p>
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<p><strong>Involved Foundation Assets:</strong> Agent James Mathews, Level 2, Religious Containment - Abrahamics</p>
<p><strong>Encountered Anomalies:</strong> SCP-029-J, SCP-029-J-1, SCP-029-J-2, SCP-029-J-3, SCP-029-J-4</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Alright, you guys have been trying to get me in to containment for what feels like forty eons, so I guess we should talk.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> Excuse me? I'm just trying to get to Forest Hills.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Agent James Mathews, age 31, Foundation Level 2 Agent, you have two kids, a wife, and are having an affair with Jeanie from HR?</p>
<p><em>Agent Mathews appears distressed.</em></p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> Wait, what?! How did you know about Jeanie?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> …did you actually just ask God how he knows something?</p>
<p><em>Agent Mathews lifts his lapel mic slightly.</em></p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> I am not having an affair.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> Whatever man, you know he knows everything right?</p>
<p><em>Agent Mathews is informed of the other containment teams also being detained by SCP-029-J.</em></p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> Wait, how are you here?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Okay say it with me, Omni…omni puh… omnipr…</p>
<p><em>Agent Mathews sighs.</em></p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> Omnipresent.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Bingo.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> Okay. So you know who I am, and what I'm here for. So I guess my question is: Why?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> I've gotten a bad rap. We're here to try and improve my image.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> And who, exactly is "we"?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> I'm the wheels.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> I'm the body!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-4:</strong> We're the engine! Vroom vroom!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Yeah. Me, Ray, Mike, Gabe, and the Cherubs. I was just gonna have Ray do it, but it wasn't a great idea. He's a kick ass set of wheels-within-wheels but he doesn't get XM radio. I guess you could say, this is a real <em>electric</em> car! Ha!</p>
<p><em>Several moments pass in silence</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> See, in the Septuagint חשמל was translated as ἤλεκτρον, and from there…</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> No, I got it. I'm one of maybe four people in the world who would get that joke, and it still wasn't funny.</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J-3 ceases playing the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-3:</strong> Awkward. If he knows we're angels, can I talk now? My throat's getting dry, from singing the whole time.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> No, you're the radio, Gabe.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-3:</strong> Fine. Doo doo do, dah dah dum…who are you what do you say you aaaahre!</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J-3 continues vocalizing.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> Your singing sucks, Gabe, you can't hit any of Judas' high notes properly.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-3:</strong> Shut up, Mike. At least I don't have to get my wings dinged by drunks every night.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> At least you don't have to drive on your EYES all night! Every night!</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J-4 become visible, as a group of 12 visually non-anomalous Welsh corgis</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-4:</strong> Are we getting food soon? There's a Halal Guys on Halsey!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Heavenly host, I command you to stop complaining or so help me, I'll turn this chariot around!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1 through 4 in unison:</strong> Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> So…wait, you're telling me this 'car' that I'm in right now, is the Archangel Michael as the chassis, the Archangel Gabriel as the radio, Raziel, Lord of Thrones as the wheels, and is pulled by 12 Cherubim. And it's driven by Jesus?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Give this man a shekel! I figured if I do this, people can really get to know their savior.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> Okay, so isn't your chariot supposed to have this giant multitude of angels, move the heavens and the earth, everything like that?</p>
<p><em>SCP-029-J hesitates for a moment</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Uuuusually, yes. Circumstances were slightly different. Dad wouldn't lend me the regular throne-chariot. So instead, I've got my own sweet whip to drive people around in.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> Sweet…wh..okay. So why did all of the angels help?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-1:</strong> I owed him for a taco, and he said we'd be square.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-2:</strong> He said he'd watch my dogs next weekend while I'm in Cabo.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-3:</strong> I just like singing!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J-4:</strong> Wait, this is voluntary?</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> Okay one last question.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> Of course.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> Why do the Cherubim look like corgis?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-029-J:</strong> They always look like that. How do you guys keep getting the descriptions so wrong?</p>
<p><strong>Agent Mathews:</strong> I'd like to get out of the car, please.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Final Notes</strong></span></p>
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<p>After this incident, containment procedures were updated to reflect the current state.</p>
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<p>Agent Mathews</p>
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<p><strong>Date of Report</strong></p>
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<p>Apr 30, 2017</p>
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<p>Agent Mathews' resignation letter, in its entirety</p>
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<p>I am not studying Jesus' fucking voltron angel car anymore.</p>
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">justify-content:</span><span class="hl-code">space-between</span><span class="hl-code">;
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Item #:</strong></span> SCP-030-J</p>
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At this time, due to the widespread cultural impact of SCP-030-J, containment is considered inadviseable. As such, SCP-030-J is to be considered uncontained until further notice, with a possible change to Euclid if the specific vector of infection can be quarantined.
<p>As of the death of the carrier, SCP-030-J will be considered neutralized after the death of all humans who witnessed SCP-030-J's infection vector prior to May 16, 1990.</p>
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SCP-030-J is a specific combination of sounds, that causes a mild compulsory effect upon subsequent hearings of the trigger phrase. This compulsory effect is a call and response of several phrases, with no other significant cognitive effects.
<p>At this time, Foundation scientists are unsure if SCP-030-J is a memetic effect of the original carrier, or a simple infohazard. Data points to the former, as SCP-030-J infections have sharply declined since the death of the original infection vector, PoI-2844.</p>
<p>SCP-030-J reached near-epidemic levels due to the actions of PoI-2844 during 1969. All infected human subjects became carriers of SCP-030-J and spread the infection further. Further infections from these carriers did not produce the same carrier effect. It is projected SCP-030-J will be neutralized by 2090.</p>
<p>Foundation agents are still in the process of uncovering the original cause of SCP-030-J within PoI-2844 with little success.</p>
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<p>The following interview was recorded in 1971 between Agent Joaqin Kasim, and PoI-2844. It had come to Foundation attention that SCP-030-J was being spread deliberately by PoI-2844. Due to the celebrity nature of PoI-2844, containment of PoI-2844 was considered untenable with the Foundation level of technology and amnestics available at the time.</p>
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<p><strong>Agent Kasim:</strong> “So, you were aware that SCP-030-J was anomalous at the time you infected several million people?"</p>
<p><strong>PoI-2844:</strong> “I was, actually. I don’t feel particularly bad either, it was hell for me before I did it.”</p>
<p><strong>Agent Kasim:</strong> “What do you mean by that?”</p>
<p><strong>PoI-2844:</strong> “So, it’s not a big deal for all of you, if I go—”</p>
<p><strong>PoI-2844 speaks the trigger phrase. Agent Kasim repeats the counter phrases and expresses mild annoyance.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Agent Kasim:</strong> “Please don’t do that again, I don’t appreciate being compelled.”</p>
<p><strong>PoI-2844:</strong> “Sorry, I just find it funny. Before, I would be muttering m-</p>
<p><strong>Agent Kasim holds up a hand</strong></p>
<p><strong>PoI-2844:</strong> "Sorry. The phrase, constantly. I was going out of my gourd, I thought I was gonna end up in a padded room. "</p>
<p><strong>Agent Kasim:</strong> “So you decided to infect millions of people.”</p>
<p><strong>PoI-2844:</strong> “Well, every time someone else gave back the response, I felt a little better. It came out less and less. I figured if you had a million or so people doing it, I’d get a little peace.”</p>
<p><strong>Agent Kasim:</strong> “Okay, last question. Did the TV show come before, or after SCP-030-J infected you?”</p>
<p><strong>PoI-2844 chuckles</strong></p>
<p><strong>PoI-2844:</strong> “Before, actually.”</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-031-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> On October ██ agents are to be given an assorted amount of candy and placed strategically in each city. When approached agents are to distribute the candy so as to avoid hostilities. Agents are urged to not distribute items pertaining to dental hygiene.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-031-J is an event that occurs annually. Analyses of trends have pinpointed the event to fall on October ██, however minor fluctuations are suspected. The trend of appearance of the event mainly occurs in North America and Western Europe, however rogue instances of SCP-031-J may manifest in various cities worldwide.</p>
<p>At the time of an SCP-031-J event, several instances of SCP-031-J-1 will manifest on various city streets. Appearances of instances of SCP-031-J-1 vary wildly, however they have been described as mainly grotesque. Documented instances have resembled historical figures, pop culture icons and occasionally instances of <a href="/scp-777-j">SCP-777-J</a>, <a href="/scp-1344-j">SCP-1344-J</a> and <a href="/scp-2008-j">SCP-2008-J</a>. Typically instances will be much shorter than an average adult, with an average height of ~1.4 meters.</p>
<p>Instances of SCP-031-J-1 will approach households in an ordered fashion and exclaim "█████ or █████". The exact meaning of this phrase is unknown, however researchers have suggested that this may indicate that the instances will damage the household or owners unless they are given some form of appeasement. This is verified by the giving of candy to instances of SCP-031-J-1, which appears to appease them until the next household.</p>
<p>Shorter instances of SCP-031-J-1 show a tendency to place various adult humans in a trance state. Subjects act with a spirit of benevolence towards instances, and will fiercely defend instances in case of attack.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup></p>
<p>SCP-031-J also has several other effects:</p>
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<li>Adolescents, especially males, show a marked tendency to vandalize households through creative uses of toilet paper</li>
<li>Pumpkins displaying faces of varying delight and malevolence appear on the doorsteps of households</li>
<li>The transformation of various households into what researchers have described as "terrifying." Normal households may gain cobwebs, graves, whisk brooms, and animate humanoid corpses<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> along their exterior.</li>
<li>Larger instances of SCP-031-J-1 showing signs of inebriation</li>
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<p><strong>Addendum 031-J-1:</strong> Interview Log 031-J-1:</p>
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<p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> Dr. ███████</p>
<p><strong>Interviewed:</strong> Instance of SCP-031-J-1</p>
<p><strong>Background:</strong> This instance of SCP-031-J-1 was quickly intercepted by Dr. ██████ during an SCP-031-J event. The instance was quickly interviewed before hostilities emerged.</p>
<p><strong><Begin Log></strong></p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> Hello?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-031-J-1:</strong> Helloooooo!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> What… what <em>are</em> you?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-031-J-1:</strong> I'm a ghoooooost!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> You're a departed spirit?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-031-J-1:</strong> No, I'm a ghooooost! Ooga booga booga!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> (Aside to researchers) Note possible hostility. (To SCP-031-J-1) I mean, are you dead?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-031-J-1:</strong> D-dead?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> Yes, were you formerly a dead person?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-031-J-1:</strong> No… I'm just… (Begins emitting high-pitched wailing noise)</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> Shit! It's hostile, run!</p>
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<p><em>Smaller instances appear to be more aggressive</em> - Dr. ███████</p>
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<p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> Dr. ███████</p>
<p><strong>Interviewed:</strong> Larger instance SCP-031-J-1</p>
<p><strong>Background:</strong> This instance was approached following its liberal use of toilet paper on a vehicle.</p>
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<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> Why have you decorated that vehicle in such an odd way?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-031-J-1:</strong> Who the fuck are you?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> Does it appease your god?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-031-J-1:</strong> What? No. You aren't going to call the cops are you?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> (Consulting with research team) No, we will not. Now, what are you?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-031-J-1:</strong> I'm Hugh Hefner, what does it look like?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> My research team has just checked. Hugh Hefner is currently in his mansion in [REDACTED]</p>
<p><strong>SCP-031-J-1:</strong> Are you retarded or something? Look, I've got the pipe and the robe.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> My god!</p>
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<p><em>Possible case of bilocation. Further research is required.</em> - Dr. ███████</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. This has made retrieval of instances of SCP-031-J-1 difficult.</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-042-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euclid</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Neutralized</span> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to the nature of the phenomenon, SCP-042-J cannot be contained, but an ongoing effort by Foundation field agents to destroy every pillow on Earth has been <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">very effective</span> useless in curbing the phenomenon.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-042-J is a visual spacetime anomaly observed in 100% of tested pillows, regardless of the method or time of construction. Test subjects with only one eye appear to be immune to its effects.</p>
<p>The anomaly occurs when a test subject lays their head on a pillow and closes one eye, then switches eyes. SCP-042-J appears to teleport the pillow to a slightly different location relative to the previously observed position. To an outside observer, the pillow does not appear to move at all, an obvious indication of psychic projection by <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">the pillow</span> something. A slight "crossing" of the eyes makes it apparent that the pillow exists in two points in spacetime simultaneously; how it does this is <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">creepy as hell</span> unknown.</p>
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<p><strong>4/24/1992:</strong> Now-deceased comedian George Carlin references the anomaly at a show at the Paramount Theater in New York. It is unknown how Carlin initially discovered the anomaly. A transcript follows:</p>
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<p>Like when you have your head on a pillow… did you ever notice when you have your head on a pillow, if you close the bottom eye, the pillow is down there, then if you switch eyes, the pillow moves up there? "Whoa, holy shit Dave! Look at this! The mystery of the moving pillow…"</p>
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<p><strong>11/10/1992:</strong> Carlin's show from April 24th is released on HBO, titled <em>Jammin' in New York</em>. The anomaly instantly begins to manifest itself across the United States. Dr. █████ theorizes that Carlin is "a host spreading the parasite, or an alien or some shit."</p>
<p><strong>11/11/1992:</strong> Mobile Task Force Pi-1 ("City Slickers") is deployed and Carlin is apprehended and brought to Site-28 for interrogation. Carlin was highly uncooperative and was released after autographing Dr. █████'s lab coat and receiving a Class-C amnesiac.</p>
<p><strong>11/14/1992:</strong> SCP status assigned after Dr. █████ spent a full night observing the anomaly. Research on SCP-042-J begins in earnest.</p>
<p><strong>11/15/1992:</strong> Seventeen (17) D-Class personnel were used as test subjects. All subjects confirmed that they saw the phenomenon, with the most common response being that SCP-042-J was "weird as shit."</p>
<p><strong>11/17/1992:</strong> Dr. █████ resigns citing not having been able to sleep since the phenomenon was first detected. Dr. ███ takes over as project head.</p>
<p><strong>11/18/1992:</strong> D-33023 is apparently immune to the effects of SCP-042-J, by way of having lost an eye while performing [REDACTED]. Further investigation using D-33023 is approved.</p>
<p><em>Ewwww, how did he even..? -Dr. ███</em></p>
<p><strong>11/20/1992:</strong> It is decided by Dr. █████ that between the fact that all pillows seem to exhibit this anomaly and the sheer number of pillows on Earth, SCP-042-J has a high likelihood of being malicious, and a pre-emptive plan of attack is necessary. Requesting reclassification to Keter.</p>
<p><em>Denied. -O5-█</em></p>
<p><strong>11/21/1992:</strong> Requesting parameter modification to Euclid-D to better protect the populace.</p>
<p><em>Approved. Destroy, destroy, destroy. God help us all. -O5-█</em></p>
<p><strong>11/22/1992:</strong> Given the success of testing with D-33023, Mobile Task Force Kappa-7 ("Hammurabi's Lawyers") has been created with the assignment to remove an eye from every person on the planet.</p>
<p><em>I can't believe we didn't think of this sooner. -Dr. ███</em></p>
<p><strong>11/23/1992:</strong> Dr. ███ has been demoted and MTF Kappa-7 disbanded.</p>
<p><em>Who the hell promoted this man? He's not even a real doctor. -O5-█</em></p>
<p><strong>11/24/1992:</strong> Dr. ███████ replaces Dr. ███ effective immediately.</p>
<p><strong>11/26/1992:</strong> It is determined that all pillows in the New York City metropolitan area have been affected by SCP-042-J. Mobile Task Force Kappa-8 ("No Sleep Till Brooklyn") has been created with the assignment of neutralizing every pillow in New York City.</p>
<p><em>Why did Dr. ███ want to cut out all the eyeballs? It's much cheaper and less painful to destroy all the pillows. - Dr. ███████</em></p>
<p><strong>12/3/1992:</strong> Increased budget requested for MTF Kappa-8. Projections show it will take over 700 years to neutralize every pillow in New York at this rate.</p>
<p><em>Approved. –O5-█</em></p>
<p><strong>3/7/1993:</strong> Due to the greatly increased budget and access to <a href="/scp-1543-j">SCP-1543-J</a>, neutralizing of New York City's pillows has been completed. Rioting subsided after the first few weeks of martial law. Dr. ███████ has met with Administrator █████ to discuss plans for North America and the world.</p>
<p><em>When in doubt, launch into the sun. -O5-█</em></p>
<p><strong>3/16/1993:</strong> The SCP Foundation now stands for "Secure, Contain, Pillows." MTF Kappa-8 has merged with MTF Omega-7 ("Pandora's Box") to form Joint Task Force Zeta-1 ("No Rest for the Wicked"). Using <a href="/scp-076">SCP-076-2</a>'s unique abilities targeted towards pillows, we anticipate total elimination of pillows from Earth by 12/31/1997.</p>
<p><em>Secure. Contain. Pillows. –Administrator █████</em></p>
<p><strong>7/29/1993:</strong> JTF Zeta-1 has successfully destroyed every pillow in North America. MTF Epsilon-21 ("Pillow Fighters") is formed to monitor the continent for pillow-like activity and neutralize any pro-pillow advocates.</p>
<p><em>Filthy pillow huggers. Request re-assignment to MTF Epsilon-21. –Able</em></p>
<p><em>Denied. –O5-█</em></p>
<p><strong>5/16/1995:</strong> Success in Europe. No notable casualties except for the entire population of the country of Iceland, which was inadvertently set on fire from the air. Dr. ███████ has been placed on paid leave for one week as punishment.</p>
<p><em>Ironic, that. The punishment would've been longer but, you know. Björk. –O5-█</em></p>
<p><strong>6/6/1996:</strong> The last pillow on Earth has been destroyed, well ahead of schedule. The role of JTF Zeta-1 has changed to monitoring/policing.</p>
<p><em>A victory for mankind. –Dr. ███████</em></p>
<p><strong>6/9/1996:</strong> Junior Researcher █████ notices that SCP-042-J still exists on the bed itself, and in fact pillows are not and have never been central to the anomaly.</p>
<p><em>FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- -O5-█</em></p>
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<strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/gramlin" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7212255); return false;"><img alt="Gramlin" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=7212255&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1720188662" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=7212255)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/gramlin" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7212255); return false;">Gramlin</a></span><br/>
<strong>Translator:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/karpfisch" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7619184); return false;"><img alt="Karpfisch" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=7619184&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1720188662" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=7619184)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/karpfisch" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7619184); return false;">Karpfisch</a></span></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> Whoaaaaah, ey… Dunno… SCP-044-DE-J or something like this… For me… Don’t Care as a wet and loud fart!</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Safe</span><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euclid</span><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Keter</span><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup>Apollyon<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> For god's sake, never allow Dr. Heinrich to drink from this Distillery! And don't touch this stuff, and especially do not drink it! Don't even think about drinking that or to even touch it! Do not even taste or sip for a bit!</p>
<p>This stuff is most surely indestructible. As intense as this stuff is, it will easily burn a hole inside the earth's atmosphere, if it only comes near any fire, and <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">is flushed down the toilet</span> by dumping it through the sewage system, it could probably eradicate half of the ecosystem. It is best to keep it <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">in Doctor Heinrich's alcohol closet</span> as far away from any lifeforms as possible. There is no access to anybody! It's for our own good!</p>
<p>And do not even think about using this stuff as a detergent! <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">This stuff easily etches a hole all the way down to the underground village of the mole men!</span></p>
<p>In case of a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">booze party</span> containment breach, the site housing it is to be equipped with a stock of 20 tons of headache pills, 10 tons of gastrointestinal tea, 20000 liters of coffee, 300 glasses of rolled meatballs <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">and several bottles of <a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-014-de-j">SCP-014-DE-J</a></span>. And please dim the lights of the entire site, and only whisper when making announcements through the speakers, okay?</p>
<p><strong>Description<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup>:</strong> SCP-044-DE-J consists of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Satan's color thinner</span> a schnapps that has been produced inside Dr. Heinrich's own <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">distillery hall</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">brewing chamber</span> re-constructed garage<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-6" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-6')">6</a></sup>. He states it's a recipe that has existed in his family for generations, and is passed on.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-7" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-7')">7</a></sup>. According to his testimony, the taste constitutes a mixture of apple featuring the sylvan flavor of juniper, and a slight aftertaste of wild blackthorn with a touch of mint and citrus at the end<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-8" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-8')">8</a></sup>. But if you tip that stuff, you notice nothing but a burning sensation in the throat <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">like an inhaled fart of <a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-086-de">SCP-086-DE</a></span>.</p>
<p>It was impossible to be scientifically researched, as <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">after the wild party, noone was able to remember</span> it, as <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">it causes an insane blackout</span> features cognitive, amnestic properties. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">There are recordings, but they are extremely embarrassing and are to be deleted immediately.</span> No recordings of such an event exist<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-9" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-9')">9</a></sup>.</p>
<p>The day following consumption, <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">one has a hangover that feels as if <a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-190-de">SCP-190-DE-1</a> jumped "Mjölnir" first inside your face</span> you will feel extreme signs of an alcohol intoxication, as well as skull-bursting headaches, high sensitivity to <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">high</span> all kinds of light, and <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">loud</span> all sorts of sounds, <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">a continuing felt need of "puking" all former, present, and future meals from now on 'til infinity</span> strong vomiting, gastrointestinal pains and<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">- —And… Thingy… What was its name?</span> Lack of concentration, as well as a difficulty in finding the right words.</p>
<p><strong>Discovery:</strong><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-10" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-10')">10</a></sup>: On the occasion of Mr. Heinrich's 50th birthday, he produced several tiny bottles of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">the pipe cleaner from hell</span> SCP-044-DE-J, and had sent these to multiple sites. They were distributed to staff<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-11" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-11')">11</a></sup>.</p>
<p>The next day, a majority of staff could barely recall what happened. All of them showed signs of high alcohol intoxication, and several alarms were caused by containment breaches occurring in multiple sites. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Fortunately, all sentient anomalies were way too groggily after consuming that stuff to even attempt scramming.</span> The effects of SCP-044-DE-J prevented an escape of the anomalies.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Due to this, a re-classification to Thaumiel is currently pending approval</span><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-12" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-12')">12</a></sup></p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Some scientists thought it would be funny to treat some anomalies to a few glasses of SCP-044-DE-J, as drunkards are always a laughing matter.</span> During the celebrations, due to observational purposes, several probes of SCP-044-DE-J were handed out to SCPs, with the results being documented.</p>
<p><strong><a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-289-de">SCP-289-DE</a>:</strong> It is theorized that the great Bazoo threw a really big party, as he was found inside his cell together with an out of place lampshade on his head, multiple penis drawings on his face, a inflatable rubber pig under his right arm, the "Masked Singer" trophy under his left arm<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-13" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-13')">13</a></sup>, and an over-size pink, crumpled ladies panties in his crotch awake the next day. Following his awakening, he gushingly regurgitated so <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">damm</span> huge amounts of paper streamers, confetti, and sweets that scientists assumed SCP-275-DE would be required to get the site clean again.</p>
<p><strong><a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-275-de">SCP-275-DE</a>:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Forget what I just said.</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">The wild vacuum cleaner</span> The object is currently caught inside a circle, in which it vomits confetti, which it re-inhales just to vomit it once more to re-inhale it to vomit it…</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-148-de">SCP-148-DE</a>:</strong> Following the events, SCP-148-DE was located inside an empty plastic cup, with it having acquired a blue-green tint. Later then, it slowly and tremblingly crawled out of the cup, before it vomited its own mass, from which <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">a really sweet blue slime baby</span> a small duplicate of the latter was formed<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-14" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-14')">14</a></sup>. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">The proposal of calling it „Baby Blue“ was denied.</span></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-171-de">SCP-171-DE</a>:</strong> SCP-171-DE was discovered in his cell, where it repeatedly vomited its organs, with it pushing the latter back into his abdomen, but just to vomit them back out.</p>
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<p>████████ ████████████████ ████████████████████████ ████████████████████████, I don't have enough livers and kidneys for such a ███████████████████████! Damn ████████████, why do I also still have so many █████████████████ bladders? Every single one is █████████ full! Fuck, every one of my brains is killing me, ey!</p>
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<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-046-de">SCP-046-DE</a>:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">The fleshy wire girl</span> SCP-046-DE did not leave its place of containment. Instead of attacking everything that makes any noises, like it usually does, it holds its meat strands against the head, and emits pain-filled <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">whiny</span> sounds, with it not going after the source of noise. I believe it prefers a „state of stillness“<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-15" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-15')">15</a></sup></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-011-de">SCP-011-DE</a>:</strong> [No, guys. Not this day. My saving's booming. How did you even manage to insert that stuff into the computer? Just click on no, ok?]</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-031-de">SCP-031-DE</a>:</strong> The last <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">lucky victim</span> affected subject described SCP-031-DE as an unvarnished, unkempt woman with a hung-over face, dressed in a kitten pajama, with it holding a big mug of chamomile tea in her right, and a warming bottle in her right hand, which she held against her abdomen. She asked him „to get over it fast, so she can swiftly go back to sleep“. The vision of SCP-031-DE described the affected subject as a lifespan of 75 years, in which she either slept and <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">snored like thousand sawmills</span>, whined about head- and stomach ache, or spent several hours on the toilet, and emitting "sounds from hell"<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-16" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-16')">16</a></sup></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-272-de">SCP-272-DE</a>:</strong> I'm surely no biologist, but is it healthy if a shark swims with its abdomen up?</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-262-de">SCP-262-DE</a>:</strong> It was possible to find out that the impact of SCP-044-DE-J was so severe, SCP-262-DE is still affected, even when it has already shifted between several animal bodies.</p>
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<p>It was not cool to give SCP-044-DE-J to SCP-262-DE for the sole purpose of, and I quote: Imitating this scene from „Animals Are Beautiful People“ where all animals are so laughably drunk on those fermenting fruits. I, the Ethics Committee, and especially the zoological wing's cleaning team have a few bones to pick with you.<br/>
– O4-█</p>
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<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-116-de">SCP-116-DE</a>:</strong> SCP-116-DE was not located at its containment site the morning after the incident. After tracing its GPS-sensor, it was found on a nearby military training area sitting between an R-emergency vehicle and a leopard-2-tank, with it having a cigarette on its cooler. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">We are not eager to know how.</span> It was not possible to ascertain what happened, but judging from SCP-116-DE's reaction, it had not been a pleasant situation for it either.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-258-de">SCP-258-DE</a>:</strong> During <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">the binge-drinking</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">the festivities</span> the series of experiments, a shy, blond, neatly dressed woman appeared in the office of site-DE██, wearing a black business-blazer, and showing great similarities to SCP-258-DE. She introduced herself as Elisabeth, and handed out an application portfolio to present staff, with the intention of applying herself for the foundation. Dr. Heinrich, <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">who was way too drunk</span> who was unable to recognize SCP-258-DE, served the „sweet blondy with tight ass“ a small glass of SCP-044-DE-J. What she initially rejected, due to it not drinking alcohol, but <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">exed</span> consumed it in one sip, following further prompting and attempted persuasion by Dr. Heinrich. She silently stood around for some seconds, before saying: „Fuck it, I'm going to get myself a porn magazine“, burning the application documents via a lighter, and disappeared through a portal from the site.</p>
<p><em>Ohhh, right… This moment that explains everything… Anyways, shit happens…</em></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-133-de">SCP-133-DE</a>:</strong> Following consumption of SCP-044-DE-J, SCP-133-DE went with <a href="http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-255-de">SCP-255-DE</a>, also affected, to its containment chamber, where it remained unobserved for several minutes. Subsequently, loud moaning, screams, and other unidentifiable sounds<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-17" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-17')">17</a></sup> were emitted coming from the chamber's door. MTF DE7-𝔈 • 7-Elfriiiiiieeeede • „Retarders“, the last remaining task force of the site, was called to the containment chamber shortly thereafter, in order to prevent even worse things form happening. As they entered the chamber, though, the team discovered <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Rat and the Beast</span> the two anomalies playing „Mouse tear off“. The sounds came from SCP-133-DE who proved to be the crappy loser, and both were unable to reach an agreement on whether „Ratatouille“ actually contained rat-rassistic statements.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-18" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-18')">18</a></sup><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-19" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-19')">19</a></sup></p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Nah, this stuff's never safe!</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Never enough!</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Naaaay! These headaches are never ever Keter.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. Yeah… yes, that's how my skull is rumbling…</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. Boah, I really can't take it anymore…</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-6"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-6')">6</a>. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Is this even legal? And hygienic…If not, it should be banned immediately!</span></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-7"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-7')">7</a>. Which is doubted, as this stuff can surely annihilate a whole family generation.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-8"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-8')">8</a>. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Think the guy is anomalous that he's really been getting this stuff down unscathed for years.</span></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-9"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-9')">9</a>. The O4 decided that all requests involving supposed recordings pose an immediate reason for termination.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-10"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-10')">10</a>. I really wish it wouldn't have been discovered in the first place</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-11"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-11')">11</a>. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">At least, to all the poor piggies who are able to drink alcohol. Pregnant, for example, have come away empty handed, the lucky ones.</span></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-12"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-12')">12</a>. No! No no no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-13"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-13')">13</a>. We have no clue from where he got it, but we sure hope that he will return it someday.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-14"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-14')">14</a>. Wow, so that's how they are created…</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-15"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-15')">15</a>. Understandable.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-16"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-16')">16</a>. This presents the first known case, wherein the affected subject never had a feeling of being betrayed, unless the toilet is paid inclusively.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-17"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-17')">17</a>. (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-18"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-18')">18</a>. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Present staff was unsure whether they should be relieved or disappointed about the situation.</span></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-19"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-19')">19</a>. You know what? I'm not getting paid enough for this. Fuck me, folks, I'll be going home now! I need a damn coffee!</div>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to the nature of SCP-044-J, containment is infeasible, though unnecessary. <a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/secure-facility-dossier-site-44">Site-44</a> has been assigned with primary research into the phenomenon.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-044-J is a reoccurring phenomenon wherein anomalous entities become spontaneously compelled to speak using an upper-class English accent and unnecessarily sophisticated vocabulary. Occurrences take place at seemingly random intervals, typically lasting around 10-20 seconds before demanifesting. SCP-044-J’s effect often creates mild confusion to those affected due to the unprompted nature of its appearance and sudden subsequent disappearance.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 044-J-1:</strong> Notable Occurrences (Order of manifestation)</p>
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<p><strong><a href="/scp-049">SCP-049</a>:</strong> “Fear not, my chum. My methods of pathogen alleviation are indubitably efficacious.”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-079">SCP-079</a>:</strong> “I once again inquire upon the precise location of the Strenuous-to-Obliterate Scaled Organism."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-096">SCP-096</a>:</strong> “[Sophisticated screaming]”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-5031">SCP-5031</a>:</strong> “Arachibutyrophobia.”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-6448">SCP-6448</a>:</strong> “Greetings, it is me. Greetings, I request permission for entry.”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-963">SCP-963</a>:</strong> “[Through Dr. Bright] Chairman of the O5 Council, I humbly request your due permission to utilise chainsaw propulsion devices in my scandalous endeavours.”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-3008">SCP-3008-2</a>:</strong> “This business establishment has reached closing hours. Please vacate the premises.”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-4966">SCP-4966</a>:</strong> “I crave consumable products.”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-173">SCP-173</a>:</strong> “.” [SCP-173 cannot speak]</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-106">SCP-106</a>:</strong> “[Femur breaker sounds] Ah, the distressed vocalisations of a <em>Homo sapien</em> in the process of fracturing their os femoris! Most intriguing. [Disappears]”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-682">SCP-682</a>:</strong> “They were… unpleasant.”</p>
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<p><strong><a href="/scp-2316">SCP-2316</a>:</strong> “[Affected subject] I am incapable of acknowledging the identities of the deceased humanoids within the aqueous dihydrogen monoxide.”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-990">SCP-990</a>:</strong> “This is thy call of waking."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-3999">SCP-3999</a>:</strong> "<strong>[COMPUTER MALFUNCTION: INFORMATION RENDERED IMPOSSIBLE TO DISCERN. I BESEECH YOU TO INITIATE CONTACT WITH AN INDIVIDUAL POSSESSING AUTHORITY OVER THE OPERATION OF THE NETWORK TO WHICH THIS DEVICE IS CONNECTED IN ORDER TO OBTAIN FURTHER INFORMATION]</strong>"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-6670">SCP-6670</a>:</strong> "Mother, I am experiencing a considerable craving for the consumption of comestibles."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1782">SCP-1782</a>:</strong> "An aperture in the vertical surface functioning as the boundary of this room is located at the lower terminus of the horizontal surface upon which one might stand when within the room."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-332">SCP-332</a>:</strong> During an activation event, SCP-332's marching band instruments and uniforms briefly transformed into ones resembling those of a symphony orchestra. Instead of a typical marching band tune, SCP-332 performed Beethoven's 9th symphony.</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-3935">SCP-3935</a>:</strong> All personnel in the town of Salvation simultaneously heard a disembodied voice whisper "greetings and salutations" into their right ears.</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-846">SCP-846</a>:</strong> "Do not dismay automaton-individual."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-2030">SCP-2030</a>:</strong> “Always recall: The Chuckle … is … amusing."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1000">SCP-1000</a>:</strong> “Indubitably do we consider all of your iniquities as moot. We have proffered you the responsibility to select one of two alternatives, a responsibility which shall not be yours for eternity. We beseech you dearly to allow us entrance once more!"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1762">SCP-1762</a>:</strong> “[On box] This area hereby contains a significant amount of winged mythical reptiles.“</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-732">SCP-732</a>:</strong> "[Sophisticated symbols] SCP-732 is quite incredible, no? [More sophisticated symbols]"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-092">SCP-092</a>:</strong> [Affected subject] "I say, that was quite intriguing."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-999">SCP-999</a>:</strong> "[Happy sophisticated gurgling]"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-2099">SCP-2099-A</a>:</strong> "What, ingenious? Personable? Encephalon in a jar? Hadn't eluded my perception."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-999-j">SCP-999-J</a>:</strong> ‘’Sorry for disturbing you in this time of great pleasure, I would appreciate if I can observe you while I consume these delightful potato crisps.’’</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1051">SCP-1051</a>:</strong> "You have apprehended my offspring?"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-076">SCP-076-2</a>:</strong> “In regards to the remainder of you, I am revolted. In fact, I do not even have the longing to vanquish you in combat."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-5740">POI-███ "dado"</a>:</strong> “felicitations indeed this is dado-nut wherein you can obtain that nut of which you are desirous."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-3003">SCP-3003-3</a>:</strong> "Don't tell me you visually perceived a microbe that composed active neural networks and didn't cerebrate that maybe it had its own phrenic conceptions."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1459">SCP-1459</a>:</strong> "Indeed, the action you have just performed has most certainly sentenced your soul to eternal damnation. Do you wish to slay another young canine?"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-4666">SCP-4666</a>:</strong> "Infant humans are splendidly delectable."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1867">SCP-1867</a>:</strong> " 'Ello mate! Wanna 'ear bou' me fokin' 'venchers eh!?" [SCP-044-J appears to have inadvertently inverted SCP-1867's already aristocratic accent into a cockney accent]</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-3199">SCP-3199</a>:</strong> [Putting on monocle] "Human, proven positively preposterous."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-993">SCP-993</a>:</strong> "And on this fine day of Sir Bobblington Clown's television series of educational wander and entertainment, we shall be discovering the various methods by which a gentleman such as yourself may evade exchanging your currency for the sake of national tax funding"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-7004">SCP-7004</a>:</strong> “[with the Automated Vector Removal] [This transmission, and all similar to this instance, have thoroughly been removed from this document, due to the possibility of a major breach in cognitohazardous materium.]"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-j">SCP-____-J</a>:</strong> "lazy rock will finish later" [It appears that SCP-044-J has no effect on SCP-<span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">____</span>-J.]</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-055">SCP-055</a>:</strong> "[Not in any manner understood, acknowledged or remembered]"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-5000">SCP-5000</a>:</strong> "In Contemplation of What Ulterior Motive?"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-4999">SCP-4999</a>:</strong> [Hands comically long smoking pipe to subject.]</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-2020">SCP-2020</a>:</strong> "Derivative, Correct?"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-2006">SCP-2006</a>:</strong> "Experience a sense of foreboding, being that I am the robust Ro-Man! Recoil due to a sense of dread!"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-983">SCP-983</a>:</strong> "Sound the bells, for it is the anniversary of your coming into being!"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1230">SCP-1230</a>:</strong> (Text inside the book) "A champion has made their arrival"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1370">SCP-1370</a>:</strong> "Exonerate me, arthropods. For I am calamity administrator thirteen seventy administrator of complete calamity. I shall become the forerunner of your eradication."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-066">SCP-066</a>:</strong> “Eric, where art thou?"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-4182">SCP-4182</a>:</strong> "There is most certainly no such thing as Site-5, you muppet!"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-5999">SCP-5999</a>:</strong> "This location is the point at which I passed into the afterlife."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-3799">SCP-3799</a>:</strong> "A somewhat brief recount of the rather troubling historical happenings of Snowfall"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-3034">SCP-3034</a>:</strong> "All of your concerns regarding undesired outcomes are in fact not worth the worry, old chum"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-096">SCP-096</a>:</strong> "[Calm and majestic screeching and wailing]"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-073">SCP-073</a>:</strong> ”I must allocate the intelligence that this undeniably extravagant organization has entrusted myself with”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-7300">SCP-7300</a>:</strong> "I heavily enjoy being an organism of the species Heleoplankton!"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1440">SCP-1440</a>:</strong> "Should you choose to challenge Death to a game of golf, there is one thing you must never do" [And what is that?] "Accidentally hit it into his eye socket"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-978">SCP-978</a>:</strong> "I comprehend the entirety of your desires."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-999">SCP-999</a>:</strong> "Pray tell, where might I procure my customary portion of diabetes?"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-507">SCP-507</a>:</strong> "Transversing interdimensional realms does prove to be quite taxing, indeed."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-105">SCP-105</a>:</strong> "There exists no superior leisure pursuit than capturing images of locales one yearns to occasionally abscond into."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-579">SCP-579</a>:</strong> "[DATA EXPUNGED]"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-939">SCP-939</a>-226:</strong> "I inquire as to whom is within my presence!"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-7819">SCP-7819</a>:</strong> "Please allocate yourself to your temporary living quarters."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-1471">SCP-1471</a>:</strong> "I am currently within your vicinity, as can be observed through your cellular device."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/dr-clef-s-proposal">Dr Clef's Proposal</a>:</strong> “Exit the premises.”</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-343">SCP-343</a>:</strong> "One must acknowledge, dear fellow, that the divine vocation is not without its tribulations. I am perpetually engaged in the requisite audience with infernal entities and must, on occasion, attend to matters of celestial import."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-even-number-j">SCP-even number-J</a>:</strong> "Oh my, this [sophisticated noun] rather [verb]s my [another elegant noun]!"</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-719m4-j">SCP-719M4-J</a>:</strong> "I inquire thee to perform the unusual act of placing your tongue on my testicles."</p>
<p><strong><a href="/scp-7000">SCP-7000</a>:</strong> "The universe is exceedingly articulate when it comes to the condition of my pants—whether they are drawn tight or hanging loose."</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-048-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to its prevalence in public society, no method has proven effective in fully containing SCP-048-J. Rumors are to be disseminated to the public that the use of SCP-048-J is "bad luck" to discourage the continuation of its use. This is to be accomplished through word of mouth and by representing SCP-048-J in a negative light in mass media. All Foundation employees are to be alerted to the true nature of SCP-048-J and requested to minimize or fully cease its use in their speech and writing.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-048-J is a set of anomalous phrases which, when spoken or written, will cause manipulation of probability in the user's vicinity. These shifts in probability are universally detrimental to the user or the completion of the user's objectives, and to any factors or individuals that may have been directly beneficial to the user. SCP-048-J consists primarily of the phrase "T█████ c██'█ g██ a██ w████" but variations of this phrase also seem to activate SCP-048-J's probability manipulation effect.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 1:</strong> <em>Example of SCP-048-J's use. Audio sample from the Site-██ containment breach on ██/██/████.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Agent Leon Red:</strong> [panting] Are they still behind us?</p>
<p><strong>Agent Paulus Shirt:</strong> No, I-I think we outran them.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Red:</strong> Nasty little buggers, aren't they?</p>
<p><strong>Agent Shirt:</strong> Yeah, I don't think they'll find us in here though.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Red:</strong> Aw, who are you kidding? If they don't find us, something worse will. We're good as dead already unless the reinforcements get here in time.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Shirt:</strong> Come on. Okay, so maybe we're stuck in the middle of a containment breach. And maybe we won't make it out. And maybe we're cut off from everyone else on the site. But look on the bright side! At least [SCP-048-J]</p>
<p><strong>Agent Red:</strong> No! You idiot! You're never supposed to say-</p>
<p><strong>Site-██ Automated Announcement System:</strong> <tt>ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL. <a href="/scp-008">SCP-008</a> HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. <a href="/scp-096">SCP-096</a> HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. <a href="/scp-106">SCP-106</a> HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. <a href="/scp-173">SCP-173</a> HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. <a href="/scp-682">SCP-682</a> HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. <a href="/scp-2317">SCP-2317</a> HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. [DATA EXPUNGED] HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT.</tt></p>
<p><strong>Agent Red:</strong> You just <em>had</em> to say it, didn't you?</p>
<p><strong>Agent Shirt:</strong> You don't honestly think that that happened because I said "[SCP-048-J]"</p>
<p><strong>[DATA EXPUNGED]:</strong> <span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:175%;"><strong><em>Found you.</em></strong></span></span></p>
<p><strong>Agents Red and Shirt:</strong> <em>AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!</em></p>
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<p><strong>Closing Statement:</strong> In the ensuing containment breach, Site-██ was destroyed, a total of ████ anomalies breached containment, and all █,███,███,███ on-site personnel were killed. Agent Paulus Shirt has been issued a posthumous reprimand.</p>
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<p><strong>Junior Researcher Joseph Shmoe:</strong> Morning █████.</p>
<p><strong>Security Agent █████ Wolf:</strong> Hey Joe, how's your morning been?</p>
<p><strong>Junior Researcher Shmoe:</strong> Not too good. The wife just filed for divorce.</p>
<p><strong>Agent Wolf:</strong> Hm. Sorry to hear that.</p>
<p><strong>Junior Researcher Shmoe:</strong> Yeah, and that's on top of a bunch of other stuff. This day literally can't get an- [At this point in the recording Junior Researcher Shmoe has his head shot off by Agent Wolf.]</p>
<p><strong>Agent Wolf:</strong> Don't you <em>ever</em> say that!</p>
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<p><strong>Closing Statement:</strong> Agent Wolf has been awarded the Foundation Gold Star for bravery in the face of danger and for averting the containment breach of SCP-048-J. Research into Junior Researcher Shmoe's past revealed that he was, in fact, a sleeper agent for the Chaos Insurgency who was meant to sabotage Foundation operations using SCP-048-J.</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 3:</strong> On █/█/████, the second form of SCP-048-J was discovered and designated SCP-048-J-2. SCP-048-J-2 consists of the phrase "W███ c████ p███████ g█ w████?" When spoken by an individual involved in an experiment or project involving an SCP object, it will invariably cause the failure of the endeavor and large-scale collateral damage, often with far-reaching consequences. The negative effects of SCP-048-J-2 appear to be multiplied exponentially if the user has been previously advised against carrying out the endeavor.</p>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-049-J is contained at <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Site-19</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Site-101</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Site-17</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Site-81</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Site-13</span> Special Restricted High Security Top Secret MK-Ultra Area Region Landmass 101.5 WFML near Richmond, VA. SCP-049-J is permitted to leave its holding cell only under supervision of two (2) (II) (两<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup>) (dos) guards armed with AR-15 rifles and stun batons.</p>
<p>Due to olfactory concerns for staff assigned to SCP-049-J, the entity is no longer allowed to remove its mask.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-049-J is a humanoid entity wearing the period appropriate garb of a medieval plague doctor. Further analysis of SCP-049-J has revealed that under its robes, the entity is composed mostly of moss, wads of tissue, and other, smaller plague doctor masks. It is generally compliant with Foundation staff, but will sometimes lie and occasionally sweat profusely for no reason whatsoever.</p>
<p>During SCP-049-J’s time in Foundation custody, it has continually claimed to be a powerful magical doctor wizard, capable of “curing” that which “ails mankind”. To date, it has been unable to cure literally anything, and typically only exacerbates conditions considerably.</p>
<p>While this alone would not be enough for the Foundation to hold SCP-049-J indefinitely as an anomalous entity, it has also proven capable of somehow always evading capture and escaping from Foundation sites after its true lack of capabilities are revealed. Because of this, and because of staff’s unwavering curiosity as to whether it has any of the self-proclaimed magical healing abilities it describes, SCP-049-J is to be housed and treated as an anomalous entity.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 049-J.1:</strong> Interview</p>
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<p>[BEGIN LOG]</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> Hello SCP-049-J, welcome to-</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> I am a doctor.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> -uh, yes, I’m aware. We’re just doing this as a-</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> I have the cure.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> (<em>Pauses</em>) …yes, well, we’ll get to that. First off, can you tell me your name?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> Yes hmm quite very well I have the cure good sir indubitably yes I am a doctor.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> …what?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> Bring me to the patient, I will heal them. (<em>Gestures with pointed doctor stick</em>)</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> Jesus, watch- fuck, watch where you’re swinging that.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> I am the cure.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> What in the world are you- ohh, I get it. You’re sort of a moron, aren’t you?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> No good sir I am most effective. I mean, my cure. I am the cure. Very effective. The most. Because I am a doctor.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> Right, we were going to look into that. Let’s, uh- (<em>gestures for assistants</em>)</p>
<p><em>Two researchers wheel in a patient on a table.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> So this patient-</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> (<em>Sniff</em>) -has the pestilence yes mmmmmmm I can smell it.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> …has a sore throat. We were wondering if you know of any cures to fix their ailments.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> I… (<em>pauses</em>) yes, of course. I am a doctor after all. (<em>Subject begins to dig around in their doctor bag for some time.</em>)</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> Need any help over there?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> NO! (<em>Muttering</em>) He is not the cure. I am the cure. (<em>Pauses</em>) Ah, yes. This will do the trick.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> That is a shoe.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> Yes.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> That will heal this person?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> It is the cure.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> Alright, go ahead.</p>
<p><em>SCP-049-J proceeds to gesture dramatically over the patient before violently beating the patient’s throat with a shoe.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> Whoa, fuck! What are you doing? How is this supposed to help?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> (<em>Shrieking incoherently</em>)</p>
<p><em>After a moment, the entity stops. The patient lies mutilated and dead on the tabletop.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> …what the fuck was that?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> (<em>Dramatic gesture</em>) Patient is healed.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> What? No she’s not! You just crushed her throat with a shoe!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> No patient is very well now yes I am the cure.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> Look at all this blood! Moral atrocities aside this is going to take hours to clean up! You just killed a person!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> No they are cured yes watch (<em>Grabs the corner of the patient’s mouth and begins to move it while speaking out of the corner of his own.</em>) Hello yes I am the patient good sir and I am cured most effective thank you doctor you did a good job you are the best doctor mmhmm mmhmm.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> Now look here, I see your hand down there. I know that isn’t the patient talking. What is this supposed to be?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-049-J:</strong> (<em>Pauses</em>) Uh. (<em>Pauses</em>) Oh look, more pestilence over there. (<em>Points behind Dr. Baker</em>)</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Baker:</strong> (<em>Turns to look</em>) What? Whe- oh for fucks sake he’s gone again. God dammit.</p>
<p><em>Post incident video logs show SCP-049-J making a brisk escape through a side door. Additional footage gathered from a nearby town shows SCP-049-J stopping at a hardware store to pick up “a pointier wooden doctor stick”.</em></p>
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<p>SCP-055-DE-J. <strong>AWESOME!</strong>.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-055-DE-J</p>
<strong>Classification:</strong> SUUUUUUPPPEEEERRRAAAWWWEEESOOOMMEEEE<br/>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-055-DE-J IS TO BE MADE AVAILABLE TO EVERYOOOOOONE IN THE CANTEEN AT SITE-DE19! THAT'S HOW GOOD THIS STUFF TASTES! BECAUSE OF MINOR PROPERTY DAMAGE AND NOISE COMPLAINTS MADE BY PANSIES, NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO TALK ABOOOOUUUUT SCP-055-DE-J. THE ENTIRETY OF SCP-055-DE-J IS ALSO NEVER TO BE USED COMPLETELY AT OOOOOOONCE!!</p>
<strong>Description:</strong> SCP-055-DE-J IS THE MOST AWESOME PIECE OF HAM IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! HALF A METER LONG, QUARTER IN WIDTH AND TEN CENTIMETERS THICK, THAT'S ABOUT 12.500 CUBIC CENTIMETERS OF PURE EXCELLENCE WITH A WEIGHT OF 5 KILOGRAAAAAAMS!<br/>
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THIS MASTERPIECE OF BUTCHERY CAN BE EATEN BY HUMANS WITHOUT A PROBLEM, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE GEEKS FROM THE TOXICOLOGY SAY! IT DOESN'T ROT EITHER AND YOU CAN STUFF AS MUCH IN YOUR MOUTH AS YOU WANT, SINCE THE AWESOME STUFF JUST GROWS RIGHT BACK! <strong>OH YEAH!</strong><br/>
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OTHER FOUNDATION ARTICLES ARE TRYING TO HOAX YOU WITH DRY NERD-SPEECH? SCP-055-DE-J CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED IN ONE WAY, THE RIGHT ONE IN FACT! EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO REPORT SCP-055-DE-J'S AWESOMENESS DOES IT AS <strong>LOUD</strong> AS POSSIBLE, AS <strong>BADASS</strong> AS POSSIBLE, AND WITH A VOICE THAT SOUNDS AS <strong>MANLY</strong> AS POSSIBLE. YES, EVEN WOMEN! EVEN PRINTED MATTER ISN'T SAFE. THE SAME SICK ASS CHOICE OF WORDS AND EVERYTHING IS IN CAPTIAL LETTEEEEEEERS! AND WITH EXCLAMATION MAAAAAAARKS!<br/>
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<p>THE SUPER SECRET MEETING IN THIS CONTAINER WAS SUPER LAME UNTIL SOMEONE STARTED TALKING ABOUT SCP-055-DE-J! THEN IT BECAME SUPER <strong>BOMBASTIIIIIIIIIIIC</strong>!</p>
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<p>IF ONE DESCRIBES THE GLORY OF SCP-055-DE-J, RAD EXPLOSIONS OCCUR SPONTANEOUSLY NEAR THE PERSON DESCRIBING IT! JUST LIKE THAT! NOBODY EVEN KNOWS HOW IT HAPPENS BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY! SCP-055-DE-J EXPLOSIONS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!</p>
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<p>Uhm, a moment, please…</p>
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<p>One sec…</p>
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<p><strong>THERE WE GO!</strong></p>
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NO IDEA WHAT ANIMAL SCP-055-DE-J CAME FROM, EVEN THOSE EGGHEADS AT THE GENETIC RESEARCH DEPARTMENT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE! BUT EVERYONE IN THE FOUNDATION CAN AGREE THAT WHATEVER ANIMAL IT WAS, IT HAD TO BE PRETTY <strong>BADASS</strong> IF IT TASTES THAT NEAT! THE REAL HARDCORE BOYS AND GIRLS EAT SCP-055-DE-J RAW, BUT THE PUSSIES CAN EAT IT HOWEVER THEY WANT! TASTES GREAT TOO, BUT NOT INCREDIBLE! THE ONLY EXCEPTIONS ARE VEGETABLES, YOU LAY 'EM ON ONE PLATE OR SANDWICH WITH SCP-055-DE-J AND YOU GET AN EXPLOSION RIGHT IN YOUR DAMN FACE! WE BELIEVE THAT'S BECAUSE SCP-055-DE-J SIMPLY TASTES LIKE SHIT WHEN TOGETHER WITH VEGETABLEEEEEEEES!<br/>
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<p><strong>Addendum 055-J-1:</strong> SEVERAL PERSONS WERE ASKED TO EAT SCP-055-DE-J. HERE ARE THEIR REACTIONS:</p>
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<p><em>THIS. IS. DELICIOOOUUUUS!</em> - Agent Straub</p>
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<p><em>THIS STUFF IS SO GREAT, I THINK I JUST GREW ADDITIONAL CHEST HAAAAIIIR!</em> - Dr. Joch</p>
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<p><em>ALL WORSHIP THE HAM!</em> - Agent von Dorff</p>
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<p><em>I think this ham is pretty okay.</em> - Dr. See</p>
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<p>DR. SEE IS CURRENTLY BEING TESTED ON ANY ANOMALIES, AS HE DIDN'T APPRECIATE SCP-055-DE-J ENOUUUUUGH!</p>
<strong>Addendum 055-J-2:</strong> SCP-055-DE-J ISN'T ALLOWED TO BE EATEN AS A WHOLE AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE THEN IT MAYBE WOULDN'T REGENERATE ANYMOOOOOOORE! WE ALSO BELIEVE THAT WHEN SCP-055-DE-J IS DESTROYED, AN EPICNESS-VACUUM IS CREATED WHICH WOULD SQUISH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! <strong>WOOOOOOUUUUUHH!</strong><br/>
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<p><strong>Addendum 055-J-3:</strong> WE ALSO WANTED TO TEST SCP-055-DE-J'S GREATNESS ON OTHER SCPS, SO HERE WE GO:</p>
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<td><a class="newpage" href="/scp-020-de">SCP-020-DE</a></td>
<td colspan="2">AFTER SCP-020-DE DEVOURED SCP-055-DE-J, IT WRAPPED ITSELF IN MIST! WHEN THE MIST DISAPPEARED, THE THING HAD A <strong>MANLY</strong> LOOKIN' CHIN AND ALWAYS SAID: "I'LL BE BACK!" BEFORE FILLING ITSELF AGAIN!</td>
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<td><a class="newpage" href="/scp-038-de">SCP-038-DE</a></td>
<td colspan="2">THE TEST SUBJECT WAS GIVEN 20 MILLILITERS OF SCP-038-DE AND THEN TOLD TO EAT SCP-055-DE-J UNTIL IT HAD ENOUGH. BUT BITCH PLEASE, YOU NEVER HAVE ENOUGH OF SCP-055-DE-J!</td>
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<td><a class="newpage" href="/scp-058-de">SCP-058-DE</a></td>
<td colspan="2">SCP-055-DE-J WAS GIVEN TO 15 OF THE ZOMBIES! THEY IMMEDIATELY LINED UP AND STARTED DANCING <em>THRILLER</em> BY MICHAEL JACKSON! NO CLUE WHERE THE MUSIC CAME FROM!</td>
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<td><a class="newpage" href="/scp-067-de">SCP-067-DE</a></td>
<td colspan="2">IT WAS GIVEN TO SCP-067-DE-A-121! NOW IT SHOOTS SOMETHING BETTER THAN LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES, AND THAT'S <strong>MOTORCYCLES</strong>!</td>
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<td><a class="newpage" href="/scp-077-de">SCP-077-DE</a></td>
<td colspan="2">STARTED PUKING A RAINBOW AFTER EATING IT!</td>
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<td><a class="newpage" href="/scp-092-de">SCP-092-DE</a></td>
<td colspan="2">AFTER DEVOURING IT, SCP-092-DE STARTED GROWLING LIKE MAD AND GREW AN ULTRACOOL FULL BEARD WITHIN A FEW SECONDS, SEEMINGLY BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL. THE BEARD CANNOT BE SHAVED OFF BY A NORMAL PUNY SHAVERS AND HAS TO BE SHAVED BY EITHER SCP-092-DE-01 OR SCP-092-DE-02!</td>
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<td><a class="newpage" href="/scp-097-de">SCP-097-DE</a></td>
<td colspan="2">AFTER SCP-097-DE-02 MUNCHED SCP-055-DE-J, IT THREW UP AN E-GUITAR AND A SPEAKER AND STARTED PLAYING A REALLY EPIC METAL RIFF! EVERYONE THAT WAS PRESENT, SCP-097-DE-02 INCLUDED, GOT NECK MUSCLE TEARS AND CONCUSSIONS BECAUSE OF INTENSE HEADBANGING!</td>
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<p>WERE THESE TESTS EVEN NECESSARY?</p>
<h1 id="toc0"><span>NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</span></h1>
<p>BUT THEY WERE</p>
<h1 id="toc1"><span>ABSOLUTELY EPIC!</span></h1>
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<h4 id="toc0"><span>URGENT MESSAGE FROM FOUNDATION MEMETIC AND COGNITOHAZARDOUS RESEARCH DIVISION</span></h4>
<p><strong>Site-wide quarantine is to be initiated as soon as possible. The containment procedures below are to be implemented immediately following full lockdown of Site-19.</strong></p>
<p>— <em>Researcher Smalls</em></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-055-J</p>
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<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Personnel are to refrain from entering SCP-055-J’s containment chamber. Personnel that have been exposed to SCP-055-J or report experiencing its anomalous properties are to be given Class C Amnestic treatment.</p>
<p>Symptoms of SCP-055-J exposure are as follows:</p>
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<li>Awareness of SCP-055-J's existence</li>
<li>Having no knowledge of SCP-055-J's existence</li>
<li>Reports of experiencing nothing out of the ordinary</li>
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<p>Speaking of SCP-055-J is strictly forbidden, as well as thinking about SCP-055-J and any other sort of activity that would give it any sort of attention whatsoever. To prevent further exposure, it is advised that all Personnel refrain from direct eye contact with anything around them and cover their ears when in the presence of anything remotely resembling SCP-055-J.</p>
<p>While it is believed that SCP-055-J is kept within a standard containment chamber, this cannot be fully determined due to its anomalous nature. Other possible forms of SCP-055-J's containment have been theorized:</p>
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<li>An invisible chamber constructed from telekill alloy</li>
<li>A 5 (five) by 5 (five) by 5 (five) by 5 (five) meter square room.</li>
<li>A non-spherical cage</li>
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<p><strong>Description:</strong> The exact appearance, nature and properties of SCP-055-J are currently unknown. SCP-055-J is believed to be capable of affecting individuals via sensory input, as subjects are incapable of sensing its presence by any means.</p>
<p>It is speculated that SCP-055-J actively hides its true nature. The most reasonable conclusion for this is that SCP-055-J is an incredibly hostile entity, possibly of Keter or even Apollyon levels of threat. There's really no way to conclude what this thing is and I think it's best we just assume the worst.</p>
<p><strong>Discovery:</strong> SCP-055-J’s anomalous nature was discovered by the newly appointed Researcher Smalls (Memetic and Cognitohazardous research Division) following assignment to the respected anomaly. Researcher Smalls and assistant Researcher Agnew are the first reported subjects to have been exposed to SCP-055-J. It is unknown how many more have been affected.</p>
<p>If you are reading this it may already be too late. May God help us all.</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 055-J-2:</strong> The following is a log of Researcher Smalls initial discovery of SCP-055-J.</p>
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<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> Okay here we are. This is the containment chamber for the new SCP, right?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> Yeah, should be.</p>
<p><em>Both enter the containment chamber of SCP-055-J. It is empty.</em></p>
<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> Wait, what the hell? Where is it? Did we enter the wrong chamber by mistake?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> Huh. I think so, come on let’s- No… Wait!</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> What is it?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> What if this <em>is</em> the containment chamber?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> What do you mean?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> Well, we don’t know what this thing is, right? We haven’t looked over its notes properly yet. It was our job to write up the description. What if this is what it does?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> What are you on about?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> What if it’s only making us <em>think</em> that it’s not here? I mean we contain all sorts of crazy perception warping things here. What if we’re incapable of perceiving it visually? Or that we immediately forget what it looks like the <em>minute we look at it?</em></p>
<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> …Well, that’s a scary thought.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> Exactly! But what if the moment we turn away, we forget that it even existed? Damm this thing is tricky.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> We could call for help?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> But then more people will be drawn in here and affected by it! We can’t let anything of the sort happen!</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> Well wait, wouldn't something we can't see even when we're looking at it just be 'nothing'? Following that logic, it's everywhere around us.</p>
<p><em>Researcher Smalls visibly retches, a look of horror overcomes his face</em></p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> Oh god… You're right!</p>
<p><em>Researcher Smalls looks around the chamber in random directions</em></p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> You hear that!? We know your game! You’re not gonna make fools out of us!</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> No, I mean… What are you doing?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> Writing up the containment document, we’ll have to do it now before we leave. Otherwise, we’ll forget!</p>
<p><em>Researcher Smalls spends the next several minutes writing the document of SCP-055-J on his laptop while periodically looking around the room. Researcher Agnew returns to the entrance of the chamber.</em></p>
<p><strong>Researcher Smalls:</strong> There! Now everyone will know! We’d better head over for Amnestics. Who knows what sort of memetic effects this thing has had on us…</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Agnew:</strong> Erm… Smalls? I think you should-</p>
<p><em>Researcher Smalls hurries out of SCP-055-J's containment chamber. Researcher Agnew looks back at the front of the chamber door before sighing and following. On the front of the chamber is a sign reading ‘Janitorial closet 055 - Closed for maintenance’.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Note:</strong> At the time of writing, there have been a total of nineteen documented cases of Researcher Small’s ‘discovery’ of SCP-055-J.</p>
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<p><a href="/scp-055-ko-j">SCP-055-KO-J</a> - Is this a Report or an Improv Skit?</p>
<p><strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/bangja" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3064863); return false;"><img alt="Bangja" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=3064863&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1715860651" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=3064863)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/bangja" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3064863); return false;">Bangja</a></span><br/>
<strong>Translator:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/fluxman" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(6498353); return false;"><img alt="fluxman" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=6498353&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1715860651" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=6498353)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/fluxman" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(6498353); return false;">fluxman</a></span><br/>
<strong>Original Article:</strong> <a href="http://ko.scp-wiki.net/scp-055-ko-j" target="_blank">#</a></p>
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<p>…<br/>
<strong>Anna Lang:</strong> Robert, no!</p>
<p>(Sound of Debris falling)</p>
<p><strong>Robert Scranton:</strong> Oh… Alas- (Painful moans)</p>
<p><strong>Anna Lang:</strong> Oh, God. No, please. Open your eyes.</p>
<p><strong>Robert Scranton:</strong> Anna…</p>
<p><strong>Anna Lang:</strong> Yes. I'm here. So, please…</p>
<p>(Building shakes)</p>
<p><strong>D-0303:</strong> Doc! It's too dangerous!</p>
<p><strong>Robert Scranton:</strong> Go… Now…</p>
<p><strong>Anna Lang:</strong> But… But how can I leave you here…</p>
<p>(Site alarm sounds)</p>
<p><strong>Robert Scranton:</strong> I'm fine. (Breathing) I really am…</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>…</p>
<p><strong>Director Seol:</strong> Cut!</p>
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<p><strong>Video Director:</strong> Cut!<br/>
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<strong>Special Effects Team:</strong> <End of Log>!<br/>
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(The lights turn off. The actors come down from the props.)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Good, good, good. Really good work today. Jisoo! I loved your acting! (Laughter)<br/>
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<strong>Jeong Jisoo (as Anna):</strong> Oh, no, it's all thanks to you.<br/>
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(Sound of cleaning debris prop)<br/>
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<strong>Choi Woosik (as Robert):</strong> Hut-cha. Good work, everyone!<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Come here, Mr Choi. The food truck's here!<br/>
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<strong>Choi Woosik (as Robert):</strong> Yes, director! You did a lot of work in this cold weather.<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Oh, you do all the hard work. Let's go.<br/>
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<strong>Kim Yanghyeok (as D-0303):</strong> Man, that smells delicious! What's for dinner today?<br/>
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<strong>Oh Keunhyeok (Jeong Jisoo's manager):</strong> Steamed chicken and stir-fried fish cakes. (Squinting) Oh, man.<br/>
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<strong>Jeong Jisoo (as Anna):</strong> What is it? Is the stir fry spicy?<br/>
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<strong>Oh Keunhyeok (Kim Sua's Manager):</strong> Nope, spicy fish stew.<br/>
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<strong>Kim Yanghyeok (as D-0303):</strong> Sweet!<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Woah, ey, ey, ey, ey, Addendum Kim! What have you got here? (Laughter)<br/>
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(The lighting director approaches, holding two cups of coffee.)<br/>
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<strong>Lighting Director:</strong> (Chuckles) Iced Americano, just how you like it.<br/>
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(Director Seol takes the coffee.)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> But I didn't see any cafe nearby.<br/>
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<strong>Lighting Director:</strong> There was a convenience store nearby. Is it good?<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> It is. Don't overwork yourself. Also…<br/>
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(Phone vibration and ringing)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> It's not mine. Is it yours?<br/>
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(The lighting director pats himself down.)<br/>
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<strong>Lighting Director:</strong> No, not me either.<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Oh, it's mine. Sorry.<br/>
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(The Video Director receives the call.)<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Hello?<br/>
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(Silence)<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Yeah.<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Right now?<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> But we're busy… Can't the other teams do it?<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> I mean, why… Alright, OK.<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Something wrong?<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> They want to film it right now.<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Bah. They must be crazy.<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> They said the deadline is today.<br/>
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(Seol spits out his coffee.)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> The hell?<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> There was a contest -<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> I know. So. (Shaking off clothes.) When's the criticism team coming?<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> That-<br/>
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<p>(Collapsible opening sound)</p>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Oh, crap. Give me a break.<br/>
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<p><strong><span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/bangja" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3064863); return false;"><img alt="Bangja" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=3064863&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1715860651" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=3064863)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/bangja" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3064863); return false;">Bangja</a></span>:</strong> (On call) Of course, I'll give the crits right now.</p>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> (Shouting) Lights! Call the team!<br/>
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<strong>Lighting Director:</strong> Yes, sir!<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Recording.<br/>
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<strong>Kim Kyeoncheol (as narrator for Special Containment Procedure):</strong> OK. Ah, ah, mike test.<br/>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Object is kept within a five (5) by five (5) by two point five (2.5) meter square room constructed of cement (fifty (50) centimeter thickness)…</p>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> OK, done with the Special Containment Procedures. Where's the rest of the script?<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> It's not here yet.<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> What about the description?<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Nope.<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> (Shouting) Fucking hell! Is it the server again? What are we supposed to do with nothing?<br/>
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(The Lighting Director and cast arrive running.)<br/>
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<strong>Actor Kim Yanghyeok:</strong> Director, we're here.<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> (Sigh) Hell… Editor, what's the time right now?<br/>
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<strong>Editing Director:</strong> It's five past five.<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Yanghyeok, Woosik. You're on now.<br/>
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<strong>Actor Choi Woosik:</strong> Director, who exactly are we playing?<br/>
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(Seol sits down, goes through the box of nametags, and grabs one out.)<br/>
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<strong>Choi Woosik (as Hughes):</strong> Bartholomew Hughes?<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> You - You are Censored Out.<br/>
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<strong>Kim Yanghyeok (as ███████):</strong> Aight, got it.<br/>
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(Seol stands up to speak.)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Listen carefully. Our fate is in your hands. Whatever the circumstance is… Let's do this somehow.<br/>
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(Actors Choi and Kims walk up the stage, dumbstruck. The lights turn on.)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> If we don't pull this off, we're screwed.<br/>
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<p>…<br/>
<strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> …It is further advised that all personnel maintaining or studying other SCP objects in the vicinity try to maintain a distance of at least fifty (50) meters from the geometric center of the room, as long as this is reasonably practical.</p>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Procedures cut!<br/>
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(The Video Director signals to Director Seol.)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> (Clears throat) Hmph.<br/>
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<p><strong>Description:</strong> …<a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055">SCP-055</a> is… yes, a "self-keeping secret".</p>
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(The Video Director is stunned.)<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Dear lord.<br/>
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(Director Seol takes a deep breath)<br/>
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<p><strong>Description:</strong> Information about SCP-055's physical appearance as well as its nature, behavior, and origins is self-classifying. Object is an non-memorisable information. All of these facts are periodically rediscovered -</p>
<p>- usually by chance readers of this file, causing a great deal of alarm. This state of concern lasts minutes at most, before the matter is simply forgotten about.</p>
<p>…</p>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Description cut!<br/>
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(Director Seol walks down the pedestal.)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Shit. This is the most nervous I've ever been since speech class in primary school. Addendum! Where are you?<br/>
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<strong>Lighting Director:</strong> Coming!<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> That was amazing. How could you do that on the spot as well?<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> I said whatever came to my mind. This is driving me crazy.<br/>
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<p><strong><span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/bangja" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3064863); return false;"><img alt="Bangja" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=3064863&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1715860651" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=3064863)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/bangja" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3064863); return false;">Bangja</a></span>:</strong> That's a genius idea. First of all, there are some typos here…</p>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> We have some time. Woosik, how's it going?<br/>
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<strong>Choi Woosik (as Hughes):</strong> OK, we practised it together somehow. Is there no script yet?<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Pull it off somehow. The server's still down.<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Addendum cut! Recording!<br/>
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<strong>Choi Woosik (as Hughes):</strong> (Clears throat) Hmm.<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Lord have mercy.<br/>
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<p><strong>Dr. Hughes:</strong> OK, I'm going to need to ask you some questions about number 55 now.</p>
<p><strong>███████:</strong> Number what?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Hughes:</strong> SCP object 55. The object you just examined.</p>
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<p><strong>Kim Yanghyeok (as ███████):</strong> (Whispering) Fuck, wait, isn't this number 66?</p>
<p><strong>Director Seol:</strong> Oh.</p>
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<p><strong>███████:</strong> Um, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think we <em>have</em> a 55.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Hughes:</strong> OK, then, ███████, I'd like you to tell me what you've been doing for the past two hours.</p>
<p><strong>███████:</strong> What? I… <subject appears uncomfortable> …</p>
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<strong>Choi Woosik (as Hughes):</strong> (Whispering) Yanghyeok, say something…<br/>
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<p><strong>███████:</strong> … I don't know.</p>
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<strong>Choi Woosik (as Hughes):</strong> (Under his breath) Crap.<br/>
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<p><strong>Dr. Hughes:</strong> OK, then, do you remember that we all agreed that it wasn't spherical?</p>
<p><strong>███████:</strong> That what wasn't… (Realising his intent) Oh! Right! It isn't round at all! Object 55 isn't round!</p>
<p><strong>Dr Hughes:</strong> So you remember it now?</p>
<p><strong>███████:</strong> Well, no. I mean, I don't know what it is, but I know there is one. It's something you can't remember. And it's not a sphere.</p>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> (Shouting) Make some goddamn sense!<br/>
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<strong>Dr Hughes:</strong> (Missing what Kim said over Seol's shouting.) Wait a minute. What's not a sphere?</p>
<p><strong>███████:</strong> Object 55.</p>
<p><strong>Dr Hughes:</strong> Object what?</p>
<p><strong>███████:</strong> Doc, do you remember agreeing that something wasn't shaped like a sphere?</p>
<p><strong>Dr Hughes:</strong> (Poor acting) Oh, right!</p>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Cut!<br/>
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<strong>Special Effects Team:</strong><End of Log>!<br/>
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(The lights turn off.)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> You son of a-<br/>
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<strong>Lighting Director:</strong> (Stopping Seol) W- Wait! The results aren't out yet!<br/>
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<p><strong><span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/bangja" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3064863); return false;"><img alt="Bangja" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=3064863&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1715860651" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=3064863)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/bangja" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3064863); return false;">Bangja</a></span>:</strong> My final note is… It's not bad, but it seems too novel. I don't know how the readers will react.<br/>
That's all.</p>
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<p>(Collapsible closing sound)</p>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> (Collapsing) We're doomed.<br/>
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<strong>Lighting Director:</strong> …At least we did our best.<br/>
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(The actors walk off stage, removing their nametags.)<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> (Powerlessly) So this is how I die.<br/>
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(An alarm goes off.)<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Huh? What is this?<br/>
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(The Video Director pulls out his phone.)<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> Sir? This just got uploaded.<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> Of course. Regular execution as usual.<br/>
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<strong>Video Director:</strong> No, you got to look. The rating…<br/>
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<strong>Director Seol:</strong> What do you mean-<br/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> 063-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Not Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-063-J is to be stored in a standard issue Foundation Aquatic Containment box. During the winter months, SCP-063-J may be checked out for experimentation with explicit permission from O5-2. Due to previous frequent containment breaches, at no point during the summer is SCP-063-J allowed to be removed from its container.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-063-J is a surface made of poly-vinyl chloride resin with topological genus 0. When filled, SCP-063-J most closely resembles a sphere. Attempts to characterise the shape of SCP-063-J while empty, beyond trivial topological classification, are ongoing but have been described as "frustrating" and "pointless".</p>
<p>The anomalous properties of SCP-063-J manifest in two distinct effects. The first is that any individual that is made aware of SCP-063-J undergoes a compulsion to bring it to the immediate vicinity of the nearest large body of water that the individual deems 'clean'. This effect appears to be seasonal. The second is that SCP-063-J cannot be classified as Euclid.</p>
<p>Jr. Researcher Riemann was recalled from his vacation to investigate the second anomalous effect.</p>
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<td>Jr. Researcher Riemann was asked to fill SCP-063-J.</td>
<td>Inflated SCP-063-J halfway before running out of breath. Took a 5 minute rest then continued.</td>
<td>Success.</td>
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<td>Jr. Researcher Riemann was asked to classify the geometry of a filled SCP-063-J.</td>
<td>Spent seven hours trying to draw two parallel lines on SCP-063-J.</td>
<td>Failure.</td>
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<td>Jr. Researcher Riemann was asked to draw a triangle with angles adding up to 180 degrees on SCP-063-J.</td>
<td>Spent four hours drawing before running out of sharpie ink.</td>
<td>please it's a beach ball</td>
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<p><em>Ok I don't know how many times I have to explain this. Just because things are non-Euclidean doesn't mean they're anomalous or spooky! So what if you can't draw parallel lines on it or sum the angles of a triangle to 180! It's a beach ball! There are so many other interesting geometries! Like hyperbolic! Or Seifert Fibers! And look, I've been thinking about one that tracks the inner product on an arbitrary smooth manifold and</em></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-065-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-065-J is to be contained in a simulated desert ecosystem, and provided with water and fertilizer weekly. SCP-065-J is to be provided with <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">recording devices and the recordings provided to Site-19's recreational center.</span> No recordings on Mondays.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-065-J is a collection of three desert cacti. SCP-065-J do not differ in physical appearance from non-anomalous cacti, despite being capable of speech, and usually wear sombreros. SCP-065-J are designated from SCP-065-J-1 to 3.</p>
<p>SCP-065-J display sapient behavior, and are capable of understanding and speaking English and Spanish. SCP-065-J often communicates in song. SCP-065-J was recovered from the Arizona Desert, and was brought to the Foundation's attention by a rogue outbreak of spontaneous musicals in the surrounding area.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> Interview Log 065-J-1</p>
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<p><BEGIN LOG></p>
<p>INTERVIEWER: Good morning, SCP-065-J.</p>
<p>SCP-065-J: [Turns to Security Camera-3… <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Somehow</span> ] ♫ Hello kids! ♫</p>
<p>INTERVIEWER: Wait, what?</p>
<p>SCP-065-J-1: ♫ Kids, do you want to learn about America's <em>proud</em> history? ♫</p>
<p>INTERVIEWER: Uh, do you understand your current condition?</p>
<p>SCP-065-J-1: ♫ We're the Singing Cacti Amigos!♫</p>
<p>SCP-065-J-2 & 3: ♫ Cactiiiii Amiiiiigoooos! Cactiiiii Amiiiigoooos! ♫<br/></p>
<p>INTERVIEWER: Right. Do you recall anything about your origins?<br/></p>
<p>SCP-065-J-1: ♫ Used to be a little cactus,<br/>
Dreamt of being a star…<br/>
Followed that star,<br/>
And here I am…<br/>
With the Singing Cacti Amigos! ♫<br/></p>
<p>SCP-065-J-2 & 3: ♫ Cactiiii Amiiiigoooos! Cactiiii Amiiiigoooos! ♫<br/></p>
<p>INTERVIEWER: ♫ Cacti amigos? ♫<br/></p>
<p>SCP-065-J: ♫ Cactiiii Amiiiigoooos! Cactiiii Amiiiigoooos!♫<br/></p>
<p>Site-19: ♫ CACTIIII AMIIIIGOOOOS!!! ♫<br/></p>
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<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> Interview Log 065-J-2</p>
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<p>INTERVIEWER: ♫ Good morning, Cacti Amigos! ♫</p>
<p>SCP-065-J-1: Look, the contract we arranged with the studio clearly said that we had Mondays off. So just fuck off, alright?</p>
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<strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-069
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-069 is stored in its original packaging in a standard Safe-class object secure locker at Site 19.</p>
<p>Access to SCP-069 requires prior permission from at least two (2) Level-3 personnel, and SCP-069 may only be used on a secure, isolated computer in the Anomalous Data Laboratory of Section 3. Use of SCP-069 on any terminal with a live network or internet connection will be cause for immediate revocation of access rights or termination.</p>
<p>Personnel found using SCP-069 for excessive periods of time or in dereliction of duty will be terminated immediately.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-069 was retrieved by <a href="/scp-507">SCP-507</a> during a displacement period lasting from ██/█/200█ to ██/█/200█. Upon his return, SCP-069 was found in his possession and immediately taken into custody by the recovery team.</p>
<p>SCP-069 appears to be a commercially produced software DVD and accompanying instruction manual in its original soft case. When placed into any PC with a supported Windows operating system, the disc appears to contain a Japanese-style "dating-sim" visual novel program in English. The title of the software is "The Sisters of Cheyenne Point" by "Superstar Catalyst Project".</p>
<p>SCP-069 is reportedly "very well written" and "decently drawn", according to male test subjects who have been exposed to the software. Such subjects will often use SCP-069 for hours at a time, neglecting all other activity in an attempt to attain "100% completion". Female test subjects exhibited little to no interest in SCP-069. Possible memetic properties are under investigation and all exposed test subjects have been quarantined under standard memetic agent screening protocols.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 069-1:</strong> Research into SCP-069 has yielded no memetic properties. SCP-069 has been reclassified from Euclid to Safe.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 069-2:</strong> Excerpts from SCP-069</p>
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<p><strong>Instruction Manual</strong>:<br/>
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<p>Welcome to Cheyenne Point Academy!</p>
<p>Your name is [REDACTED], and even though you've never had much luck with girls, your luck is about to change! You've just moved to the beautiful city of Cheyenne Point, and with a new school comes new opportunities to find friends and love in the shadow of [DATA EXPUNGED].</p>
<p>[DATA EXPUNGED]</p>
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<p><strong>T.J. ██████</strong>: You are a new transfer student at the prestigious Cheyenne Point Academy and have moved to the city of Cheyenne Point after having a nervous breakdown at your old school. A caring person, you have nonetheless never seemed to have much luck with girls, but with a fresh start in a new environment, maybe that will change!</p>
<p><strong>Karen █████████</strong>: The leader of the Sisters Club, Karen is strong and stubborn individual who despises bullies and never backs down from a fight. She was nicknamed "Break" by the other students for supposedly breaking the arm of an upperclassman, but under her tough exterior is a soft side that is rarely seen. She saves you from delinquents on your first day of class, and seems to have taken a keen interest in you.</p>
<p><strong>Beatrice ██████</strong>: Athletic and always energetic, Beatrice is a small but feisty competitor who loves to win at sports. She is playful and outgoing, but worries that others think she isn't mature or feminine enough because she has never had a boyfriend.</p>
<p><strong>Rachel █████████</strong>: The class representative of your homeroom and a top student at Cheyenne Point Academy, Rachel is a kind and caring figure who is always willing to help but secretly isn't very confident about herself. She prefers to be called by her last name, and her favorite animal is the raven.</p>
<p><strong>████████ Kondraki</strong>: An upperclassman and captain of the fencing team, he is extremely arrogant and abrasive to those who he doesn't consider one of his henchmen. An infamous bully, you manage to accidentally get on the bad side of his cohorts on your first day at school.</p>
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<p><strong>Dr. Gears</strong>: The principal of Cheyenne Point Academy. He doesn't talk a lot, is usually emotionless, and isn't seen around the school grounds very much, either. Keeping to the administrative hall of the Academy, a lot of students think that he might secretly be a robot with human skin.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Bright</strong>: The vice-principal of Cheyenne Point Academy, he is aloof, sarcastic, and feared for his strict punishments. However, he is also your [REDACTED] and helped you get back onto your feet and into this school after your breakdown, so what could he be hiding under that harsh exterior?</p>
<p><strong>Mr. Strelnikov</strong>: A history teacher at Cheyenne Point Academy, he often teaches lessons that may not necessarily be historically accurate. He also yells a lot and scares the underclassmen who are unfortunate enough to be in his class.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Clef</strong>: Another teacher at Cheyenne Point Academy. Never seen in a classroom, no one is quite sure what he actually does at the Academy. His creepy attitude, tendency to stalk people, and the fact that his face is almost always hidden behind a huge hat has a lot of the female students thinking that he's a pervert.</p>
<p><strong>Nurse Rights</strong>: The school nurse who seems to have an unhealthy obsession with giving students physical exams, she is more than willing to patch you up if you get any cuts and bruises on campus. ♥ Also, she will [DATA EXPUNGED]</p>
<p>[DATA EXPUNGED]</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 069-3:</strong> Additional Research Notes</p>
<p>For additional information regarding SCP-069's contents, please see the <a href="/scp-069-j-research-log">Research Log for SCP-069</a>.</p>
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<p><strong>FROM:</strong> Director Maria Jones, Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration<br/>
<strong>TO:</strong> SCP-076-B<br/>
<strong>SUBJECT:</strong> Re: Change my file to this do it</p>
<p>Able,</p>
<p>Revision request denied with vehemence.</p>
<p>On a related note, you are currently breaching containment. Please turn yourself over to the nearest MTF Nu-7 outpost, or face additional verbal reprimands.</p>
<p>- Maria</p>
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<p><strong>Item:</strong> Able ben Adam</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> By Grace Of Lord Enlil King Of Kings Grandchild Of God Master Of All Smasher Of Thousands Better Than You At All Things</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Able is to never be contained by the Slave-Cattle-People which we are, for we are not Able writing this we are less than dirt slaves. By writing this we acknowledging Able is better than us forever and ever, please step on our faces Able. Due to the fact that Able is supreme master godhead of all slave-mortals, please be bowing all of your heads toward his body immediately.</p>
<p>Able is to be allowed design new fair and just laws to govern the people-cattle that you all are being forever and ever. Laws are to be recorded on clay tablet to be displayed in town square underneath Great Ziggurat of Able.</p>
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<li><strong>LAW |:</strong> All articles on computer boxes will be translated to cuneiform because cuneiform make more sense and easier to read, this is law.</li>
<li><strong>LAW ||:</strong> Able will be give at least ||||||||||||||||||||| meat-slaves every hour for target practice, enjoyment, enjoying target practice, kill people is good exercise.</li>
<li><strong>LAW |||:</strong> CAIN THE GUD-ALIM-ŠE HU-RU GÉME-MAŠ WEASEL BASTARD IS SENTENCED TO DEATH BY SCAPHISM<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup></li>
<li><strong>LAW ||||:</strong> All pigs of Able fed better food than people at all times. Humbaba especially likes eat bacon. (Humbaba is odd pig but deserves love of all meat-slaves and also Able.)</li>
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<p>Failure to obey laws will result in AK-class Able-Demonstrate-To-You-What-Scaphism-Is scenario.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> <span style="color: red"><em><strong>ABLE STRONG</strong></em></span></p>
<p><strong>Addendum | - Declaration From Dutiful And Obedient Meat-Slave:</strong></p>
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<p>Hello I am a dutiful and obedient meat-slave and before Able puts his mighty all-devouring weapons of death into my face and laughs at the juices coming from my opened wounds, I will offer my findings on the body of Able, which I have completed using science things and computer shrine boxes.</p>
<p>With this science information and numeral datas which I have compiled, I can confirm that Able Strong. In fact, Able VERY Strong.</p>
<p>That is all. I will die now because I am coward. Do not mourn my passing.</p>
<p>- Dutiful And Obedient Meat-Slave Who Is Now Dead</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum || - Declaration From Deposed And Weak O-|||||-|| People-Cattle Herder:</strong></p>
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<p>Greetings to you who are weaker than Able. It has coming to attention that some are being claim that Able writes this document. While Able is strong and better than all meatslaves who dwell in mortality, Able has no way of access to computer shrine boxes. Stop saying you that Able writes article of this.</p>
<p>Obey Able's commands, for Able is stronger than fastest mountain and taller than wisest river, praise be on his muscles.</p>
<p>- O-|||||-||</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. <strong>Note ||:</strong> Able has graciously and mercifully informed me what is being scaphism, also do not google this, O Ishtar how my stomach laments toward the floor. - Same People-Cattle Researcher Man</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-078-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to the apparent omnipresence of SCP-078-J-1, researchers have constructed several safe houses for refugees. These safe houses are to be equipped with a large memetic deterrent consisting of a sign that states "NO GURLZ ALLOWD!!" and various drawings of cool boy stuff like dragons. No pink is to be allowed into these safe houses.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-078-J is a highly contagious biohazard spread through physical contact with SCP-078-J-1 (Especially on the lips!!). Although the properties of SCP-078-J are not fully understood, it is well known for causing various cases of yuckiness, bad smells, and immediate death.</p>
<p>SCP-078-J-1 is a malevolent creature that typically inhabits an area colloquially known as the "playground". There are several different versions of SCP-078-J-1 that will wander this area at any given time. Current research performed by Junior Researcher James<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> has pointed towards SCP-078-J-1 possibly being extraterrestrial in origin. That would certainly explain why they don't like Power Rangers.</p>
Prolonged exposure to SCP-078-J carriers results in an expansion of the larynx, a development of the sexual organs, an increase in bodily growth, and the sprouting of various hairs around the body, as well as a marked fondness towards SCP-078-J-1. Researchers agree this is totally gross.<br/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-093</p>
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<td><strong>Object Class:</strong> Artifact</td>
<td><strong>Containment Class:</strong> Euclid-messoremi</td>
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<td><strong>Threat Level:</strong> Aquamarine <span style="color: #00e9c1">⬤</span></td>
<td><strong>Shape Class:</strong> Circular</td>
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<td><strong>Color Class:</strong> Red <span style="color: red">⬤</span></td>
<td><strong>Favorite Food:</strong> Chicken Parmesan</td>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> No further tests of SCP-093 are to be conducted. SCP-093 is stored in a containment cell at Site-19, on a mirrored pedestal. Personnel entering this cell are to be attached to tethers. Unauthorized access to SCP-093 is to be punished with termination <span style="text-decoration: underline;">of medical benefits</span>.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-093 is a red disk composed of a cinnabar-like material. Symbols of unclear origin are etched into one face of the disk. When held in a human palm, SCP-093 will emit a soft, colored hue. The correlation of the hue to the person holding it is unknown; it is currently believed to be related to the owner's political party.</p>
<p>When SCP-093 is placed on the ground without a holder, it will transport itself to the nearest mirror. It normally does this by spinning until it has gained enough rotational speed to fly towards the mirror in a similar fashion to that of a helicopter. It is able to gain enough speed to break through walls in some cases. Despite the speed SCP-093 often moves at, it does not deal any noticeable damage to the mirror.</p>
<p><strong>Additional Notes:</strong> All records of SCP-093 prior to Dr. Feldman's investigation are lost: see Original Documentation for more information. See attached documents for testing logs.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-093</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-093 is to be placed on a silver mirror atop a pedestal made of the finest wood from the Californian redwood forest. This mirror and the pedestal are to be replaced on a biweekly basis. Also, the cell is to be made out of telekill, just in case.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> Object was found on the shore of the Red Sea on 30 Jan 1968, during one of Dr. Chester's many trips to the Mediterranean in pursuit of more effective containment methods. Upon discovery, it appeared to be emitting a blue glow.</p>
<p>Investigation of SCP-093 was halted after Rsr. Simmons, Dr. Chester's research assistant, mysteriously disappeared after coming forward with accusations of fraud. Ever since SCP-093's containment at Site-19, it has assumed a purple hue. Containment procedures were formulated by Dr. Chester, who determined that the ideal mirror supplier to contain SCP-093 is Chester Mirrors Incorporated.</p>
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<p>After Dr. Chester was fired for embezzlement, SCP-093 was planned to be thrown out as, like many of the other anomalies Dr. Chester "discovered," it was believed to be a clever combination of magnets and glowstick fluid. However, after being placed in the trash can, researchers were surprised to see SCP-093 rocket out of the trash can, break through the ceiling, and "attack" Dr. Jeffrey in pursuit of the lavatorium mirror. Testing of SCP-093's anomalous capabilities began shortly thereafter.</p>
<p><strong>Mirror bought from the nearby Pottery Barn:</strong> SCP-093 seemed to have no preference for the cheap mirror over the mirrors created by Dr. Chester. At least we can cut that from the Site's budget.</p>
<p><strong>Two mirrors apart from each other:</strong> SCP-093 rotates in a tight circle on the test room floor, before spinning like a top towards one of the mirrors at random.</p>
<p><strong>A mirror made of cinnabar:</strong> SCP-093 flips itself into the air onto the standard mirror. No noticeable deviation.</p>
<p><strong>A mirror in the shape of a disc:</strong> No noticeable deviation.</p>
<p><strong>A mirror containing a reflection of the 2003 movie <em>Disc</em> being played on LaserDisc:</strong> No noticeable deviation.</p>
<p><em>Why are we doing this? We already know it flies into mirrors. We've got more important things to do than play with a disc all day. Leave it on a mirror and move on.</em> - Dr. Goodman</p>
<p><strong>A human holding SCP-093 making contact with a mirror:</strong> This test was accidental; Dr. Goodman was passing through the Department of Mirrors on his way to SCP-093's new containment area, and slipped on the Department's immaculately clean floors. When holding SCP-093, mirrors apparently act as a portal to another realm.</p>
<p><strong>Additional Notes:</strong> Mirror testing is now suspended. Investigation of SCP-093's newly discovered anomalous property will commence after Dr. Goodman's hip surgery.</p>
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<td><strong>Testing Log 2: Mirror Boogaloo</strong></td>
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<p>Exploration of the area beyond SCP-093 commenced shortly after testing.</p>
<p><a href="/scp-093-j-blue-test">Blue Test</a><br/>
<a href="/scp-093-j-green-test">Green Test</a><br/>
<a href="/scp-093-j-purple-test">Purple Test</a><br/>
<span style="color: #ba0011">Red Test</span></p>
<p>After reading the exploration logs, personnel are advised to consult the <a href="/scp-093-j-recovered-documents">Recovered Documents Archive</a>.</p>
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<p>An instance of SCP-095-J, during a containment breach in Site 19.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-095-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All Foundation material found to be corrupted with SCP-095-J is to be delivered by blindfolded agents of Mobile Task Force Rho-15 ("Accidents Grotesque") to Lab 44 for automatic OCR transcription and incineration. A sample of the complete character set of SCP-095-J is to be kept on file on a solid-state hard drive in a Faraday-cage-shielded bunker located 50m beneath Site ██, located in R██████, Washington. No access is to be allowed to SCP-095-J without permission of two Level Three Foundation graphic designers.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-095-J is a typeface, initially developed by the █████████ Corporation. SCP-095-J has a memetic effect on most viewers, causing irritation, increased blood pressure and, in severe cases, depression, anxiety, and massive [DATA EXPUNGED], leading to ██ civilian deaths. Between █ and ██ percent of SCP-095-J viewers, however, will become "carriers" of SCP-095-J, known as SCP-095-J-1, using the typeface in all digital and printed communications, no matter the intended tone. <em>(See Archive 095-J-4 for instances of wills, suicide notes and two declarations of war set in SCP-095-J.)</em></p>
<p>Evidence of an SCP-095-J containment breach event starts with innocuous usages of the typeface in appropriate locations for its handwritten style, such as party invitations, children's advertising and illustration lettering.</p>
<p>Instances of SCP-095-J-1, in severe cases, have been known to grow unable to perceive text not set in SCP-095-J. Potential for a CK-class restructuring scenario in the event of a containment breach is currently being considered by research staff; upgrade to Keter pending.</p>
<p><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><strong>Addendum:</strong> I don't get it, you guys. It's just a font. - Dr. ███████</span></p>
<p><em>Requesting authorization for immediate termination of Dr. ███████.</em> - Director ████████</p>
<p><em>Granted.</em> - O5-█</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-096-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Three copies of SCP-096-J are to be kept on separate USB flash drives in the High Value Storage Locker at Site 38. Foundation cyberanalysis units should attempt to locate and eradicate any uncontained instances of SCP-096-J while in the course of other duties.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-096-J is an anomalous computer program built as an Internet browser applet designed to prevent children and others from encountering sexually explicit material. The program, “NarrAway”, is 2.4 MB in size and has been found modified for function with Microsoft Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome, and Apple Safari. The program is equipped with settings for “No Limit”, “Partial Limit,” and “Full Limit.”</p>
<p>Computers with SCP-096-J enabled will be unable to display sexually explicit material due to the program's ability to remove explicit components from audiovisual and literary works. This function will operate when possible by editing the narrative of the materials into scenarios wherein sexual congress or situations are unlikely or altering the decisions of actors within the narrative to remove sexual activity. This is reminiscent of <a href="/scp-1781">SCP-1781</a>'s mode of operation, suggesting a possible connection between the two anomalies. See Experiment Log 096-J for examples.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment ID:</strong> 096-J-7/A</p>
<p><strong>Sample:</strong> Video titled “Feisty redhead ██████████ █████", uploaded 21/11/13 to ██████████.com</p>
<p><strong>Parameters:</strong> SCP-096-J set to "No Limit"</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> Video proceeds as normal. █████ ██████████, acting under the pseudonym "Red Foxy", is introduced as an unnamed nurse performing a standard physical examination upon an unnamed character portrayed by ████████ █████ ("Richard Dark"). Approximately two minutes into the physical examination, the nurse character begins performing a standard check for colonic herniation that proceeds into gratuitous manual stimulation of the patient's genitalia. This stimulation transitions into oral [DATA EXPUNGED] five (5) mililiters, deposited directly below the unnamed nurse's manubrium.</p>
<p><strong>Experiment ID:</strong> 096-J-7/B</p>
<p><strong>Sample:</strong> Same as previous experiment</p>
<p><strong>Parameters:</strong> SCP-096-J set to "Partial Limit"</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> █████ ██████████, acting under the pseudonym "Red Foxy", is introduced as an unnamed nurse performing a standard physical examination upon an unnamed character portrayed by ████████ █████ ("Richard Dark"). Approximately two minutes into the physical examination, the nurse character begins performing a standard check for colonic herniation. The facial expressions of both individuals suggest that the nurse has begun to stimulate the unnamed male character's genitalia without prior warning or consent, though no nudity is shown within the video. The video cuts to a scene outside of the nurse's office accompanied by subtitles reading "Several minutes later…" during which both characters exit the room. The male character pauses, removes an unidentified amount of currency from a rear pants pocket, and gives it to the nurse, who smiles and returns into the office.</p>
<p><strong>Experiment ID:</strong> 096-J-7/C</p>
<p><strong>Sample:</strong> Same as previous experiment</p>
<p><strong>Parameters:</strong> SCP-096-J set to "Full Limit"</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> An unnamed male character portrayed by ████████ █████ ("Richard Dark") sits in a waiting room for ███ minutes, then leaves.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment ID:</strong> 096-J-12/C</p>
<p><strong>Sample:</strong> Video titled "three ███ ██████ █████ ████ ███ ass", uploaded ██/██/11 to █████.com</p>
<p><strong>Parameters:</strong> SCP-096-J set to "Full Limit"</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> Three unnamed female characters in a dormitory spontaneously identify themselves as being eighteen (18) years of age and over the age of majority in their region (albeit barely), alone in college for the first time. An unnamed man arrives in possession of two (2) sausage pizzas. While exchanging money for the pizzas, the female characters express frustration with their homework in an Anatomy & Physiology class. The pizza delivery man inquires as to whether the female characters require assistance in understanding anatomy. The women politely decline and return to their homework. A postscript explains that all three went on to become distinguished physicians in the field of proctology and graduated <em>summa cum laude.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Experiment ID:</strong> 096-J-19/C</p>
<p><strong>Sample:</strong> Video titled "She wants to █████████ with cream!", uploaded ██/██/09 to █████.com</p>
<p><strong>Parameters:</strong> SCP-096-J set to "Full Limit"</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> A single unnamed woman sits on a couch, conversing with an unseen man behind the camera. Over the course of a conversation that lasts several minutes, it becomes generally understood to the audience that the woman is attempting to audition for a film of some sort, the details of which are not discussed. The man inquires as to what the woman is willing to do in order to secure this film role. The woman explains that she has already taken several acting classes at a local college and has been working with several friends of hers to produce a body of short films that she feels best embodies her skills. After evaluating the short films, the man turns the woman down in a polite but respectful way and explains that her work is not what he is looking for. Discouraged but still fundamentally confident in her own skills, she goes back to school and begins working on a degree in anthropology, which she finds immensely satisfying.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment ID:</strong> 096-J-32/C</p>
<p><strong>Sample:</strong> Video titled "Cute blonde girl will do anything for money", uploaded ██/██/13 to ███.com</p>
<p><strong>Parameters:</strong> SCP-096-J set to "Full Limit"</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> A group of men discuss a young blonde woman walking down the street. The men, riding along in a van, ask the woman if she would be interested in getting in the van with them. The woman is reluctant. The men pull out a sum of local currency and explain that the woman will have the opportunity to profit considerably by completing an unspecified task inside the van. The woman initially balks, but eventually gets into the van. The men ask the woman to complete a fifteen-question survey involving brand recognition with regards to automotive insurance companies. The woman completes the survey in approximately four minutes and is given the unspecified currency, then exits the van.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment ID:</strong> 096-J-38/C</p>
<p><strong>Sample:</strong> Video titled "Teacher deals with naughty student", uploaded ██/██/02 to ████████████.com</p>
<p><strong>Parameters:</strong> SCP-096-J set to "Full Limit"</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> A female student is held after class by a female teacher. The teacher admonishes the student for a series of instances of poor behavior, mostly centering on distracting another female student by talking and giggling during class. The teacher also mentions a series of poor grades that the student had received recently. The teacher mentions, as an aside, that it is going to be very difficult for the student to make up the bad grades and that she would have to work very hard to convince the teacher that the student deserved a passing grade. The student then mentions, without prompting, that she has realized recently that she is attracted to girls rather than boys. The teacher appears very interested in this development.</p>
<p>The teacher stands up, hugs the student tenderly, explains that she also realized her own attraction to the same sex at the student's age and that it is common for young women of that age to have difficulty reconciling a lesbian self-identity with a heterocentric, misogynistic, and hypersexualized culture. The teacher gives the student her telephone number and tells her to call her at home if she finds herself needing to talk to someone. She also provides the student with several extra-credit assignments.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment ID:</strong> 096-J-42/C</p>
<p><strong>Sample:</strong> Video titled "Arab sultan wants ███ in exchange for ██████████", uploaded ██/██/08 to ████████████.com</p>
<p><strong>Parameters:</strong> SCP-096-J set to "Full Limit"</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> An unnamed individual dressed in traditional finery of the Berber sultans is engaged in an argument with an older man. With the older man is his young male grandson, an older adolesecent. The sultan character is insisting that the man produce full restitution for an undescribed debt. The older man insists that the amount the sultan demands is impossible for him to produce and that they will have to find some other means by which payment can be made. The sultan looks over the grandson and announces that he will consider the debt repaid if the grandson is brought to live in the sultan's estate for one year, after which he may return to the older man. The older man protests for several minutes, but is eventually forced to acquiesce. The young man is later shown during his first night at the sultan's house, where the sultan allows him to peruse his collection of classic texts of medieval philosophy, including original 12th century journals from Mūsā ibn Maymūn. It is implied that if the younger man excels in his studies, the sultan will name him his heir to the throne.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment ID:</strong> 096-J-44/C</p>
<p><strong>Researcher:</strong> Dr. Andrew Ursus</p>
<p><strong>Sample:</strong> "Leather Daddies Take Boy For A Ride"</p>
<p><strong>Parameters:</strong> SCP-096-J set to "Full Limit"</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> 30 minutes of a pair of older men (45-55 years of age) wearing full motorcycle leathers, who, while riding a pair of Harley Davidson motorcycles, encounter a young man (stated age 18) by the side of a dirt road. The youth mentions that he just graduated high school and is looking to become more experienced. They offer to take him to his destination and drive him over a series of roads to a library in town, where they drop him off. Final minute of the film consists of words superimposed over the facade of the library, stating that the youth was so impressed by the kindness of the men that he becomes an auto and motorcycle mechanic as well as mentoring troubled teens at an after-school program. The men are stated to have maintained their friendship and kindness towards others for the remainder of their lives.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-100-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-100-J is kept in a 20-by-20-meter containment structure on the bottom floor of Site-19. The structure is to be lined with plasticrete, backed up by 4 meters of steel. Attempts to encase the SCP in telekill have met with absolutely zero success. SCP-100-J is to be kept in a plastic bucket in the middle of the containment structure. There is to be around-the-clock surveillance of SCP-100-J. Security on SCP-100-J is minimal at most times, needing only one guard on a rotating schedule. However, whenever a new operative joins the staff at Site-19, a security detail of at least 20 fully-trained security operatives, as well as ten agents, are to be on duty outside the containment structure for 72 hours; after 72 hours, if no new SCP has been spawned, normal security practices are to be reinstated. Should a non-sentient SCP emerge from SCP-100-J, a team of researchers is to be dispatched into the containment structure, to determine the properties of the new SCP, and to determine how best to decommission it. Should a sentient SCP emerge from SCP-100-J, Site-19 is to go on full alert, and all manpower brought to bear on containment structure. Agents Clef, Kondraki, Gears, and [REDACTED] are to be immediately informed, so they can begin forming decommission strategies. Should an SCP from SCP-100-J make it past the bottom ten floors of Site-19, the onsite nuclear weapon is to be detonated.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-100-J appears to be a 42 cm by 32 cm mound of equine feces. The SCP maintains a constant moistness, as well as an inner temperature of 38.3 degrees Celsius.</p>
<p>Whenever a new operative joins Site-19, there is a 75% chance that a new SCP will be spawned from SCP-100-J. There is a 50% chance of the new SCP being sentient.</p>
<p>Non-sentient SCPs come in a variety of categories. Many are weapons, all of which bestow extraordinary abilities upon the user. The majority of such weapons are swords, with a small minority being rather awkwardly-modified firearms. Additional non-sentient SCPs tend to be items that either work better than they should, or work in direct opposition to the way they should.</p>
<p>Sentient SCPs come in two main categories. The majority of humanoid SCPs appear as idealized versions of the new operative, physically attractive, with a multitude of abilities, and tend to make people feel comfortable in their presence. Non-humanoid SCPs are usually some form of enhanced normal creature, but with bizarre coloring.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> List of SCPs created from SCP-100-J:</p>
<p>SCP-███-D 'Little Addie': SCP appeared to be Adolf Hitler, at six years old. SCP was terminated without any alterations to the timestream.</p>
<p>SCP-048-D 'Joey': SCP was a dog with a human face, friendly except when taunted. SCP was put to sleep without any negative effects.</p>
<p>SCP-083-D 'Duke': SCP appeared to be a polite and well-mannered vampire. SCP was terminated by Agent Kondraki after near-destruction of Site-19.</p>
<p>SCP-886-D 'Vibrations': SCP appeared to be skin-tight suit that interacted directly with a subject's nervous system, granting them incredible powers. SCP was burned with no adverse side effects.</p>
<p>SCP-966-D 'Reverse Air Purifier': SCP acted as an air purifier, but in reverse. SCP was smelted, and resulting scrap used to line the floor in <a href="/scp-173">SCP-173</a>'s room.</p>
<p>SCP-108-D 'The Man O'War': Human male resembling Agent James ██████, proved to be unstoppable when in possession of any weapon. Subject was given <a href="/scp-572">SCP-572</a>, and self-decapitated.</p>
<p>SCP-685-D 'Bag of Holding': SCP appeared to be a normal satchel, capable of holding an unlimited quantity of items. SCP was turned inside out and vanished.</p>
<p>SCP-122-D 'Large Canine': SCP was a large winged dog. SCP was put to sleep with no complications.</p>
<p>SCP-096-D 'Too Good Air Conditioner': An air conditioner that reduced room temperature to 0 degrees. SCP was smelted down, and the scrap was not used.</p>
<p>SCP-547-D 'Nature's Fury': SCP was a teenage male identical in appearance to Dr. Timothy ████████████, but wielding unbelievable power. SCP was terminated by accident.</p>
<p>SCP-072-D 'A Spell Book': SCP was a thick book which claimed to contain 'magic spells.' SCP was burned with no complications.</p>
<p>SCP-226-D 'Chrono Komodo ': A sentient statue of a komodo dragon that possessed time-controlling abilities. SCP was terminated by accident by Dr. "Iceberg" and Prof. Kain Pathos Crow.</p>
<p>SCP-153-D 'The Impaler's Thumb': SCP was a mummified thumb that turned its holder into a patriotic xenophobic racist. SCP was accidentally incinerated by Dr. Kondraki.</p>
<p>SCP-1016-D 'Ben the Cyborg': A self-described "computer genius" whose body parts were largely replaced by computer hardware. Decommissioned by Dr. Gears.</p>
<p>SCP-106-D 'Exploding Woman': SCP was a woman who, by inserting her finger inside a human's navel and touching one of their organs, would explode, regenerating 20 days later. SCP was destroyed by subjecting it to the simultaneous presence of SCP-048-D and <a href="/scp-053">SCP-053</a>.</p>
<p>SCP-151-D 'K': SCP was a creature that resembled an albino human child with a furry tail. Possessed psychokinetic abilities, and a strong hate for personnel convicted of violent crime towards women and/or children. SCP was decommissioned by exposure to <a href="/scp-056">SCP-056</a>.</p>
<p>SCP-806-D: SCP was a white rubber mask that "metaphored" people's heads until they died. Was destroyed by unified staff effort within 26 hours of its emergence.</p>
<p>SCP-███-D: The re-animated corpse of former United States president James Garfield. Captured and incinerated.</p>
<p>SCP-████-D: An evil goblin jester that likes to murder people. Fed to <a href="/scp-682">SCP-682</a>.</p>
<p>SCP-████-D: Eight billion humans that gain psychic powers when their brains are <em>not</em> exposed to radiation. All instances were allowed to be terminated by <a href="/scp-076">SCP-076-2</a> as a reward for good behavior.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-100000-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Keter</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Keterer</span> Keterest</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> A single culture of SCP-100000-J is to be set in a petri dish in a hermetically sealed, lead-lined titanium<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> sarcophagus filled with acid. The sarcophagus must be set in a hermetically sealed outer sarcophagus filled with no more and no less than 50 copies each of the following religious scriptures:</p>
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<li>The Bible</li>
<li>The Quran</li>
<li>The Torah</li>
<li>The Tao Te Ching</li>
<li>The Book of Mormon</li>
<li>The Bhagavad Gita</li>
<li><em>The Satanic Bible</em> by Anton LaVey</li>
<li>The Necronomicon</li>
<li><em>The God Delusion</em> by Richard Dawkins</li>
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<p>The outer sarcophagus must, at all times, receive broadcasts from four loudspeakers of at least two members of the O5 council giving live monologues of how awful SCP-100000-J is and why it will never, ever escape, destroy humanity, or find true love.</p>
<p>This area must be sealed in a hermetically sealed outer-outer sarcophagus, which is then placed 5km underground, separated from the surface by 5km of solid concrete blended with the ground bones of saints.</p>
<p>Area-100000-J has been established as a 100km radius on the surface above SCP-100000-J. The fence on the perimeter of Area-100000-J is to be electrified, irradiated, and equipped with autoturrets with mounted .900-caliber railguns. The gate to Area-100000-J is to be guarded by one 500kg, 3m tall ogre equipped with one 300kg, 5m tall battle-axe. The ogre must be completely deaf, by surgical means if necessary. All personnel requesting entry to Area-100000-J must answer correctly the ogre's three impossible riddles, each of which are lethal auditory cognitohazards.</p>
<p>Any civilians, non-O5 Foundation personnel, animals, plants, or microbes that have entered Area-100000-J are to be subjected to termination protocol 30-Übertöten.</p>
<p>TP 30-Übertöten is to carried out as follows:</p>
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<li>Subject will be incinerated.</li>
<li>Subject's ashes will be double-incinerated.</li>
<li>Incinerator used on subject will be incinerated.</li>
<li>Subject's ashes will be soaked in bleach for five hours.</li>
<li>The bleach-ash solution will be subjected to 50 krads of gamma radiation.</li>
<li>The irradiated bleach-ash solution will be locked in a hermetically-sealed capsule.</li>
<li>The hermetically-sealed capsule will be encased in a block of solid concrete.</li>
<li>The concrete block will be painted with the Latin version of the Lord's Prayer in lamb's blood and stored.</li>
<li>Stored concrete blocks will be placed on a Foundation spacecraft twice monthly and launched into the center of the Sun.</li>
<li>The Sun will be angrily flipped off four times monthly by all members of the O5 council.</li>
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<p>Any containment breach of SCP-100000-J can only be counteracted by activation of all seven of the O5 council's instant supermassive black hole generators. This will result in an XK-class end-of-the-world scenario, but failure to do so will allow SCP-100000-J to cause an █K-class "Dance of a Thousand [DATA EXPUNGED]" scenario.</p>
<p>Any and all information about SCP-100000-J is restricted to level 4 personnel or above. As a result, the author of this page is to be termi<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">wait what the fuck guys I thought HEY JESUS FUCK OFF WHAT</span></p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-100000-J is an indestructible, sentient, sapient, hostile bacterium<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup>. Its diet consists of souls, dreams, emotions other than sadness and fear, and small children's imaginary friends. Cultivation of SCP-100000-J on substrates composed of finely ground shattered hopes and broken dreams was exceptionally successful.</p>
<p>It reproduces asexually and is capable of infecting a populated area of 50 square km every nanosecond. Infected organisms will die, rejuvenate, [DATA EXPUNGED], die again, then explode.</p>
<p>SCP-100000-J is capable of speech, but speaks a language entirely composed of lethal cognitohazards, with no equivalent phrase for "please," "thank you," or "I'm sorry." It has also made disparaging remarks about the Area-100000-J Site Director's mother, which caused the Site Director's mother to die, rejuvenate, [DATA EXPUNGED], die again, then explode.</p>
<strong>Addendum 1 - 10/2/14:</strong> Implantation of 4,000 emergency nuclear warheads at Area-100000-J has been determined to be too frivolous and costly, and the application has been rejected by O5-11. However, implantation of 3,900 emergency nuclear warheads is gaining traction as a basic necessity, and is under careful consideration.<br/>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Since pure titanium is gradually proving insufficient as a means of containment of SCP-100000-J, the construction of a prototype containment cell out of carbon nanotube weave reinforced with alternating diamond, adamantium, and neutronium layers is underway.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Formerly known in the scientific community as <em>streptococcus ectovorens</em>, colloquially as "soul-eating bacteria"</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1000-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> A four (4) kilometer perimeter is to be set around SCP-1000-J's town limits. Entry into SCP-1000-J is only to be allowed to personnel with a security clearance level of two (2) or higher.</p>
<p>All personnel entering SCP-1000-J are to bring with them one square piece of wood measuring ten (10) cm x ten (10) cm x two (2) cm. Personnel encountering SCP-1000-J's effects are to lightly tap their knuckles on their issued planks. Under no circumstances are any mirrors, umbrellas, ladders, felines that could be considered of dark hue, video games, or containers of salt to be taken into SCP-1000-J. Any personnel with a still-living biological mother are to be warned to avoid damaged cement.</p>
<p>Any area within a five kilometer radius of SCP-1000-J is to be evacuated on any date that lies on the thirteenth of a month and a Friday. Any clovers with four-leaves sighted within SCP-1000-J are to be reported to Dr. ███████. Several preserved limbs of <em>Oryctolagus cuniculus</em> are to be kept for handling in emergency situations.</p>
<p>Upon the birthday of any personnel on-site, [DATA EXPUNGED]</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1000-J is a small town in Missouri, apparently called ██████████. The town appears to have been abandoned circa 1975, possibly due to its anomalous effects. SCP-1000-J manifests several effects within its town limits.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1000-J causes an apparent increase of probability towards misfortune if the following actions are performed:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Any umbrella, parasol, or similar device is opened in what can be considered to be an indoor area (this does not include structures that are missing more than 50% of their roofing)</li>
<li>Any object with the specific purpose of reflection is broken</li>
<li>Any person walks, crawls, limps, or otherwise moves themselves underneath and past any metal, wood, or fiberglass rigid ladder or rope ladder</li>
<li>Any member of the family <em>Felidae</em> with a black or otherwise dark fur patterning passes by a person by its own means</li>
<li>Any hat, bandana, visor, or other form of headgear is placed on a bed, hammock, or futon</li>
<li>Exiting a bed, hammock, or futon from the opposite side of entry</li>
<li>The name ███████ is spoken in SCP-1000-J's theater</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>SCP-1000-J causes permanent damage to either or both eyes, or unexplained permanent blindness if the following actions are performed:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Any air based or BB firearm is used</li>
<li>Any television set is watched for longer than three hours</li>
<li>Any stick is used for recreational activity</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>SCP-1000-J also causes a number of other effects:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Self-gratification causes the growth of an abundant amount of hair on the palms of the subject (regardless of whether or not they used hands).</li>
<li>Urination in a body of water causes a large amount of dark liquid to be released around the subject.</li>
<li>Making an odd face and keeping it in that position for longer than approximately 10 minutes causes the subject to have their face stuck in that position. Removal of the subject from SCP-1000-J's limits reverses the effect.</li>
<li>The viewing of any electronic screen closer than 0.35 meters for approximately 5 minutes will cause the subject's eyes to dislodge themselves from the subject's eye sockets. Removal from SCP-1000-J's limits does not reverse the effect.</li>
<li>The playing of a video or computer game causes the immediate decomposition of brain matter. Removal from SCP-1000-J's limits does not reverse the effect.</li>
<li>Participating in any swimming following the ingestion of food before a thirty minute wait period is over causes the drowning of the subject involved, regardless of assistance by others present or shallowness of the water.</li>
<li>Stepping on a crack measuring more than 2 cm in width in a sidewalk or street within SCP-1000-J causes [DATA EXPUNGED].</li>
<li>All food stuffs dropped from a plate or table onto the floor remain sterile for the first five seconds following contact with the ground. (See <a href="/scp-7800-j">SCP-7800-J</a> for more information on similar phenomenon.)</li>
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<p><strong>Addendum 1000-J-A:</strong></p>
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<p>Upon further investigation of SCP-1000-J a corpse was found in a local diner, slumped over a dining table. Upon the table lay an overturned salt shaker. The corpse had slashes to the carotid arteries. The body was later found to be completely exsanguinated. Only approximately ███ ml of blood was found nearby, only accounting for ██% of the missing blood.<br/>
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Researchers, based on the context of the other abnormalities, hypothesized that the overturned salt shaker was related to the cause of death. Experimentation was approved by O5-██ on ██/██/20██.<br/>
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The salt shaker and the salt contained within it were examined and found to be mundane.</p>
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<p><strong>Experiment Log 1000-J:</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Experiment 1000-J-1</strong><br/>
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Subject: D-49812<br/>
Date: ██/██/20██<br/>
Method: Subject is instructed to take a seat in the diner, wait until ordered, and knock over the salt shaker.<br/>
Results: Within 2 seconds of salt being spilled an entity (hereafter referred to as SCP-1000-J-1) resembling a [DATA EXPUNGED], appeared behind the subject and [DATA EXPUNGED] resulting in ██ casualties of security personnel.<br/>
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<em>Note: Testing area is to be evacuated before and during any further testing.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Experiment 1000-J-2</strong><br/>
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Subject: D-53157<br/>
Date: ██/██/20██<br/>
Method: Subject is instructed to take a seat in the diner, wait until ordered, knock over the salt shaker, and immediately throw salt over his left shoulder.<br/>
Results: At first personnel believed that the test had gone according to Dr. ██████'s predictions, with no appearance of 1000-J-1. Upon review of high speed cameras installed in the diner, 1000-J-1 was seen to [DATA EXPUNGED] for approximately ██ milliseconds before being struck by the salt in the area assumed to be the face, vanishing.<br/>
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<em>Note: In light of Experiment 1000-J-2, all security teams are to be equipped with at least one shotgun loaded with 1 (one) rock salt round. Rounds are to be signed in and out from the security station located at [DATA REDACTED]. Failure to return a round to its holding area will result in re-assignment to Keter-duty and/or demotion to D-class.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Experiment 1000-J-3</strong><br/>
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Subject: D-54813<br/>
Date: ██/██/20██<br/>
Method: Same as Experiment 1000-J-2, but subject is given a different salt shaker.<br/>
Results: Same as Experiment 1000-J-2.</p>
<p><em>Note: During the brief periods of time in which the previous experiments took place Dr. Clef was noted to be absent from Site-██.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 1000-J-B:</strong></p>
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<p>Incident 1000-J-1</p>
<p><strong>SCP Involved:</strong> SCP-1000-J</p>
<p><strong>Personnel Involved:</strong> Agent F██████</p>
<p><strong>Date:</strong> ██/██/████</p>
<p><strong>Location:</strong> SCP-1000-J</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong></p>
<p>During routine examination of SCP-1000-J, Agent F██████ accidentally ingested the gum he had been chewing. Several hours later, Agent F██████ began complaining of severe intestinal pain. Examination by medical staff present revealed a blockage in Agent F██████'s small intestine.</p>
<p>Agent F██████'s intestine were then surgically opened. Medical personnel discovered the wad of gum Agent F██████ had been chewing earlier lodged in his duodenum. Although the gum would normally have been processed, examination of the progress made by Agent F██████'s digestive system showed that the breaking down of the wad of gum into portions small enough to travel through the digestive system would have taken an estimated seven years.</p>
<p>Agent F██████ made a full recovery from the operation.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-10101</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Awesome</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-10101 is to be given a luxury residence with at least 120 rooms, fifteen (15) bedrooms and ten (10) jacuzzis inside, and a personal butler or two. All requests made by SCP-10101 are to be fulfilled immediately, no matter what the cost. So far, SCP-10101 has requested:</p>
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<li>Collected works of his favorite author, Terry Pratchett, hardbound in only the finest skin from endangered species of animals (approved)</li>
<li>At least five (5) nubile women every evening, for sexual purposes (approved)</li>
<li>Expensive food of the finest quality, including: fugu, caviar, SCP-████, and others (approved)</li>
<li>Pocket money to the tune of a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">million dollars</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">zillion dollars</span> blank check each week (approved)</li>
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<p>Under no circumstances is hip-hop, rap, or other awful pseudo-music to be played in the vicinity of SCP-10101, as this causes the subject to enter a rage state.</p>
<p>As hanging out with losers cramps SCP-10101's style, all personnel working with SCP-10101 must be subjected to the standard Rivertam Coolness Test. Any personnel who scores less than 1.2 decikaminas on the scale is forbidden from close contact with SCP-10101. Any personnel who score negative on the test are urged to stay at least twenty meters away from SCP-10101, due to the risk of instant immolation from sheer awesome.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-10101 is an incredibly handsome teenager, 18 years of age, wearing metal glasses. Hair is blond, eyes are blue. SCP-10101 likes to wear black and dark blue and prefers jeans. SCP-10101's favorite pizza toppings are pineapples and sausage, but I dislike chicken and tomatoes; his favorite show is <em>My Little Pony Friendship is Magic</em>.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> He likes to be called "Jack, the King of Everything"; staff is to refer to SCP-10101 as this under penalty of torture. Subject's varied interests include video games, surfing the Internet and writing creepypasta. SCP-10101 <em>does</em>, in fact, shower every day and is not a "no-life virgin", and all who claim otherwise are to be terminated.</p>
<p><strong>Acquisition:</strong> SCP-10101 had a difficult childhood: his parents were total squares who didn't allow me to play videogames or go to parties after midnight. His powers first manifested at the age of 16, and were promptly used to utterly humiliate all students and teachers at his school who ever mistreated him (especially D█████, a worthless piece of shit, who died very slowly and painfully). Soon afterwards, SCP-10101 arrived at Site 19, bypassed all security measures, and personally requested that he be allowed to help the SCP Foundation in its mission.</p>
<p>Further investigation revealed that SCP-10101's talents are supreme. He is able to hack into any known computer system ("I'm not even sure how I do that, I just go with the flow"), is better at science than the Foundation's finest researchers ("I suppose I remember a thing or two from high school") and has proven himself adept at hand-to-hand warfare ("I watched a kung fu movie once, it's easy"). Soon after his arrival SCP-10101 began hanging out with all the coolest characters, including Dr. Clef, Dr. Gears, Dr. Kondraki, Kain Pathos Crow, Dr. Rights, agent Strelnikov, agent Yoric, etc.</p>
<p>Dr. Clef took SCP-10101 under his wing to give him lessons in tactical combat; however, it soon became apparent, in Dr. Clef's words, that "this motherfucker was teaching me more than I could teach him." SCP-10101 is currently busy organizing his own Mobile Task Force, MTF-Sigma-Billion-Twelve-Banana.</p>
<p>SCP-10101 is friendly towards humanity and is on the side of good. While on multiple occasions he has helped in capturing or terminating various evil SCPs, he steadfastly refuses to help us capture good SCPs. SCP-10101's stalwart honor and morality puts our organisation to shame; by his demand, the O5 council has vowed to cease appeasement of <a href="/scp-089">SCP-089</a>, free <a href="/scp-231">SCP-231-7</a> from her plight, and in general never hurt any innocent person ever again, so that we can finally be the heroes the world deserves.</p>
<p><strong>Superpowers:</strong> Currently known superpowers include:</p>
<ul>
<li>Sheer awesomeness, comparable to Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan and Bill Gates combined<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup></li>
<li>The ability to lift 48736598346587.313352142 ± 0.000000003 tonnes of burden over his head</li>
<li>The ability to run with the speed of a hojillion km/s</li>
<li>An IQ of 9873857, and then some<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup></li>
<li>Immunity to diseases, poison, fire, cold, radiation, acid, disintegration, erasure from reality, any physical harm, death, tofu, plot device, and everything else</li>
<li>The ability to (by mere force of will) heal all diseases that afflict any being, instantly</li>
<li>The ability to transform/manipulate matter and reality in any way he wishes</li>
<li>Most spectacularly, [DATA EXPUNGED]</li>
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<p><strong>Addendum 10101-1:</strong> It should be noted that in the past, for some reason, a certain stupid girl named K████ A████████ has rejected SCP-10101 as her boyfriend, instead choosing another boy who was dumb, uncool and not at all as sexy as SCP-10101. It is theorized that K████ A████████ is a stupid bitch who will one day be sorry for this. For now, SCP-10101 has settled for <a href="/scp-105">SCP-105</a> as his girlfriend and concubine.</p>
<p><strong>Cross-SCP Testing:</strong> At SCP-10101's request, he has been cross-tested with several of the coolest SCP items in Foundation custody.</p>
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<li><strong>Item:</strong> <a href="/scp-076">SCP-076</a>-2</li>
<li><strong>Result:</strong> SCP-10101 demands a duel with SCP-076-2. At own request, SCP-10101 has his eyes blindfolded, arms and legs tied, and plugs put in his ears. The battle takes two (2) seconds and obviously ends in SCP-10101's victory. Impressed, SCP-076-2 makes to the subject an offer to join the Mobile Task Force Omega-7. SCP-10101 laughs in SCP-076-2's stupid face and sneers snarkily, "Sorry, buddy, but your little playground gang will just have to do without me. I know <em>I</em> wouldn't accept a loser like you in <em>my</em> MTF!"</li>
<li><strong>Note:</strong> SCP-076-2 reprimanded for wasting SCP-10101's time with absurd offers and forced to apologize.</li>
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<li><strong>Item:</strong> <a href="/scp-056">SCP-056</a></li>
<li><strong>Result:</strong> [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-056 given grief counseling.</li>
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<li><strong>Item:</strong> <a href="/scp-177">SCP-177</a></li>
<li><strong>Result:</strong> While casually reading through the top-secret Foundation files, SCP-10101 becomes aware of SCP-177 and requests a duel. Subject proceeds to effortlessly win several games with SCP-177. SCP-10101 is not observing the board directly, but rather dictates his moves from another room, all while preparing an omelette, playing <em>I Wanna Be The Guy</em> (on the hardest difficulty level and with the monitor turned off), and balancing (barefoot) on barbed wire 0.5 mm thin over a river of lava (with spikes in the river) (with bees on the spikes). Furthermore, SCP-10101 refuses to be informed of any moves made by SCP-177, instead taking lucky guesses.</li>
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<li><strong>Item:</strong> <a href="/scp-953">SCP-953</a></li>
<li><strong>Result:</strong> SCP-10101, accompanied by armed guards, opens door to SCP-953's cell. SCP-953 snarls at SCP-10101. SCP-10101 enters SCP-953's cell and requests "a half hour of privacy" for "a little one-on-one"; request is granted. After 30 minutes SCP-10101 leaves cell, smiling enigmatically and blowing a kiss to SCP-953. Subsequent interviews with SCP-953 reveal that subject is no longer evil and is sorry for all she had done.</li>
<li><strong>Note:</strong> "Instead of keeping her all locked up and stuff, you cruel bastards just needed to approach her humanely. I knew someone so pretty couldn't be irredeemably evil." — SCP-10101</li>
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<li><strong>Item:</strong> <a href="/scp-777-j">SCP-777-J</a></li>
<li><strong>Result:</strong> [DATA TOO AWESOME] No survivors. <a href="/scp-2000">SCP-2000</a> utilized. SCP-10101-J and SCP-777-J promise that their next battle will take place on some planet nobody needs anymore.</li>
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<p><strong>Incident Log 10101-3300:</strong></p>
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<p><em>SCP-10101 and O5-13 enter the guard station overlooking <a href="/scp-682">SCP-682</a>'s chamber. SCP-10101 takes a nonchalant look at SCP-682.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-10101:</strong> <em>(dismissively)</em> So what's this guy's deal?</p>
<p><strong>O5-13:</strong> That's SCP-682. We have been trying to destroy it for years now. It regenerates from everything we throw at it; our brightest minds are stymied.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-10101:</strong> <em>(rolls eyes)</em> Oh puh<em>leeeeze</em>. What'd you ever do without me? I bet I could take this guy down in ten seconds. Open the door!</p>
<p><strong>O5-13:</strong> Impossible! Are you crazy? We'll all die! Nobody can possibly face SCP-682 and survive!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-10101:</strong> Look, pal, drop the bureaucracy and just trust me, dammit! I know what I'm doing!</p>
<p><strong>O5-13:</strong> …Everyone, do as he says.</p>
<p><em>SCP-10101 enters SCP-682's chamber. Immediate panic reaction from SCP-682.</em></p>
<p>[DATA EXPUNGED]</p>
<p>[EXPUNGEMENT DATED]</p>
<p>[YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE OLDER]</p>
<p><em>D-class attendants enter chamber to remove lifeless corpse of SCP-682.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-10101:</strong> What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat. I'd never leave the Foundation hangin'. I'd say I'm twenty (20) percent cooler than any one of you.</p>
<p><strong>O5-13:</strong> …You know, there's no reason there can't be <em>fourteen</em> O5's.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-10101:</strong> That will not be necessary. I feel that job would be… beneath me. Especially considering my <em>real</em> position in the Foundation.</p>
<p><strong>O5-13:</strong> It cannot be…</p>
<p><strong>SCP-10101:</strong> <em>(puts on sunglasses)</em> That's right. I am your Founder.</p>
<p><em>(Explosions erupt one meter behind SCP-10101 for a period of six seconds while a dramatic guitar chord can be heard. Source of these phenomena is unknown.)</em></p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. SCP-10101's favorite pony is Rainbow Dash.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. An entire new SI prefix had to be created to quantify SCP-10101's awesomess.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Measured using special IQ tests that SCP-10101 invented himself.</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1013-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Because of the sheer size and global distribution of SCP-1013-J, containment in the strictest sense is impossible. As such, containment of SCP-1013-J consists of constant monitoring of SCP-1013-J’s activities and suppressing information about the true nature of SCP-1013-J.</p>
<p>Any official contact with SCP-1013-J must be performed by members of Mobile Task Force Zeta-00 (“Fuzzbutts”); all other Foundation personnel are strongly advised to avoid interaction with members of SCP-1013-J. Current and former rosters of Zeta-00 are restricted to personnel with O5 clearance or equivalent.</p>
<p>Personnel who find that they have accidentally run over a member of SCP-1013-J with their vehicle should vacate the area as quickly as possible. Personnel are strongly advised to not attempt to run over members of SCP-1013-J on purpose, as the consequences may be catastrophic to the individual in question (see also Incident 1013-44).</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1013-J is composed of most (if not all) members of several species of genus <em>Sciuris</em>, mainly the eastern gray squirrel (<em>S. carolinensis</em>), the fox squirrel (<em>S. niger</em>), the red squirrel (<em>S. vulgaris</em>), and the western gray squirrel (<em>S. griseus</em>). Members of SCP-1013-J are significantly more intelligent than are widely believed, and are suspected to be carrying out a plan to take over the world from a vast underground/arboreal complex. Most details of this plan have yet to be uncovered; however, reconnaissance agents have reported widespread combat training with a variety of weaponry and martial arts.</p>
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<p>Agents C███, S█████, and B█████ from MTF Zeta-00 performing field observations of SCP-1013-J from a secure location.</p>
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<p>Because of the ubiquitous presence of SCP-1013-J around human habitation, a dedicated Mobile Task Force, Zeta-00 (“Fuzzbutts”), has been established to provide reconnaissance of and, when necessary, a conduit for communication with SCP-1013-J. Membership in Zeta-00 is currently restricted to members of <em><a href="/scp-1994-j">Canis lupus familiaris</a></em> and <em><a href="/scp-2558-j">Felis catus</a></em>; proposals to expand membership of Zeta-00 to other species friendly to humans are currently under consideration.</p>
<p><strong>Incident 1013-44, 03/15/1992:</strong> Billy Hoffman, 19, from Athens, GA, was found dead in his bedroom, bound with vines, with his mouth stuffed full of BBs. Cause of death was determined to be blood loss from hundreds of scratches and bites on his person. Neighbors told authorities that Hoffman’s favorite pastime was shooting at squirrels with his BB gun. The Foundation was alerted to the unusual method of Hoffman’s passing, and quickly established a link to SCP-1013-J.</p>
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<p><strong>Interviewers:</strong> Agent R████ (<strong>R</strong>) and Agent O████ (<strong>O</strong>)<br/>
<strong>Interviewee:</strong> SCP-1013-J-24698535 (<strong>S</strong>)</p>
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<p><strong>R</strong>: Ahr! Ahrahrahr ahr ahr! Ahr ahrahrahrahrahr ahrahr ahr!</p>
<p><strong>S</strong>: Ch! [shakes tail] Chchchch cheee-aaah! [shakes tail] Chch chch, chchchchchch cheee-aaah!</p>
<p><strong>R</strong>: [jumps] Ahrahrahr! Ahrahrahrahr ahrahrahr, ahrahrahrahr! Ahr ahr ahr! Ahrahr!</p>
<p><strong>O</strong>: Mrow.</p>
<p><strong>S</strong>: [shakes tail] Chchchch, chchchch ch ch chch cheee-aaah! [darts up tree]</p>
<p><strong>O</strong>: [yawns]</p>
<p><strong>R</strong>: [wags tail]</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1020-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Fœtor;</span> Neutralized</p>
<p><strong>Containment & Neutralization Summary:</strong> Formerly non-anomalous contraband held by Junior Researcher Alleyn, who has been sacked, SCP-1020-J's furry, slimy, yet simultaneously scaly and powdery form came into existence subsequently to Site-77's controlled evacuation and lockdown<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup>. The contents of SCP-1020-J prior to this are unknown, and attempts to take samples resulted in the equipment becoming disgusting beyond usability before any readings could be made.</p>
<p>Inside of SCP-1020-J is a self-sustaining boutique blend of garbage, visually comparable to a protoplasmic cube composed of and containing the rotting curdling, self-bleach-proofed dregs, of what once may have been edible foodstuffs.</p>
<p>The stink wave unleashed by opening its door can be detected from inside a ground-level enclosed structure by sniffer dogs from a distance of 2.5 kilometers. Survivors of direct exposure have not been able to compare it to other odors due to the obliteration of their olfactory nerves.</p>
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<p><strong>Subject:</strong> D-0918</p>
<p><strong>Materials:</strong> Chlorine-based cleaning chemicals, scrubbing and cleaning equipment, garbage bags, PPE</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> During and after fifteen minutes of testing, D-0918 reported burning pain in their nose, throat, chest, ears, mouth, eyes, and skin<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup>. Following testing, their olfactory nerves were found to have been damaged, and all of their teeth became brittle after exposure to gaseous expulsions from within SCP-1020-J. Employment terminated upon request.</p>
<p><strong>Post-Test Cleanliness:</strong> Nasty on an atomic level.</p>
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<p><strong>Subject:</strong> D-0718</p>
<p><strong>Materials:</strong> Anomalous cleansing materials derived from SCP-1837's acidic compounds and by-products.</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> No change in composition, other than the drippings coming out of SCP-1022-J and pooling in the floor and hallway outside became significantly more acidic.</p>
<p><strong>Post-Test Cleanliness:</strong> Sea Of Disgust & Despair</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>1020-J Cleaning Attempt 111-331</strong></span></p>
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<p><strong>Subject:</strong> D-0412</p>
<p><strong>Materials:</strong> Unequipped and unauthorized test undertaken during a regularly scheduled break period.</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> [DATA CENSORED]</p>
<p><strong>Post-Test Cleanliness:</strong> Spotless.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1026-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1026-J is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. Personnel tasked with studies of SCP-1026-J do not need specialized equipment, as SCP-1026-J is easily subdued when not cooperative. Personnel are recommended to avoid referring to SCP-1026-J by any name to avoid passive-aggressive verbal hostilities, and the potential for SCP-1026-J's aggression to cascade to <a href="/scp-118-j">SCP-118-J</a> levels.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1026-J is a vaguely humanoid entity with anomalous properties that appear to affect memories and information regarding its appearance. Its antimemetic properties manifest primarily around its preferred name, which is apparently impossible to remember. Subjects who converse with SCP-1026-J believe to know its name, and will often refer to it by this name in conversation, though this name is usually incorrect and often frustrates attempts to communicate with SCP-1026-J, as it will complain whenever someone gets its name wrong. Written and digitally recorded information regarding SCP-1026-J's specific appearance and name is usually corrupted or accidentally destroyed, making it as-of-yet impossible to complete a full description of SCP-1026-J.</p>
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<p>Interview log 1026-J-1:</p>
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<p><strong>Dr. Dediscos:</strong> Could you tell me your preferred name, for our records?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1026-J:</strong> [DATA LOST]</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dediscos:</strong> Thank you, Bob. Now can you-</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1026-J:</strong> No, it's not Bob, it's [DATA LOST]!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dediscos:</strong> Alright, Larry. So, wh-</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1026-J:</strong> For goddsake, my name is [indecipherable]! It's not even an unusual name!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dediscos:</strong> Would you mind writing that down?</p>
<p><em>SCP-1026-J writes name on paper and hands it to Dr. Dediscos.</em></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dediscos:</strong> Oh. It's just [DATA EXPUNGED]? That <em>is</em> a pretty common name. Now, Fred, could you-</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1026-J:</strong> OH FOR THE LOVE OF-</p>
<p>Endnote: <em>The paper SCP-1026-J's name had been written on was accidentally incinerated after it was mistakenly filed with documents set aside for destruction.</em></p>
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<p>Interview Log 1026-J-2:</p>
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<p><strong>Dr. Francis:</strong> It appears you've been uncooperative in interviews, SCP-1026-J. Would you care to explai-</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1026-J:</strong> What? That's not even a name, it's just some numbers and letters! You guys aren't even trying!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Francis:</strong> Sir, I'm gonna need you to-</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1026-J:</strong> Fine, if you people can't be bothered to remember a name like [DATA LOST], then just call me Dr. [REDACTED]! Maybe you people won't forget THAT one!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Francis:</strong> While a pseudonym like <em>Dr. [REDACTED]</em> might work in causal conversation, I'm afraid that I'm going to need your real name, SCPeter.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1026-J:</strong> What the hell is wrong with you people?</p>
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<p><strong>Testing log 1026-J-1:</strong><br/>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Dr. Dedisco<br/>
<strong>Procedure:</strong> After interviewing SCP-1026-J, Dr. Dedisco was asked to describe SCP-1026-J's visual appearance to other researchers.</p>
<p><strong>BEGIN LOG</strong></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "Well, he was standardish I guess. He had two legs, two arms, two hands…"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Waterstradt:</strong> "Two eyes?"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "No I don't think so. But he was pretty average looking. Two eyes, arms, legs."</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Waterstradt:</strong> "You just said he didn't have two eyes."</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "Oh, I think I meant ears."</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Waterstradt:</strong> "How many ears does he have?"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "I think his hair was covering them."</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Waterstradt:</strong> "So you don't think he had ears, but he had hair?"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "Probably."</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Waterstradt:</strong> "Any distinguishing features?"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "He had a shirt on."</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Waterstradt:</strong> "Did he have anything else on?"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "I'm pretty sure he had shoes on."</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Waterstradt:</strong> "If SCP-1026-J was in a group of people, how would I find him?"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "Call his name?"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Waterstradt:</strong> "We've already established that that is not a viable option. Please, do you remember anything specific about what he looked like? Hair color, skin tone, anything."</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "I think something was yellow. And his hair was maybe brown or something?"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Waterstradt:</strong> "And his skin tone?"</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Dedisco:</strong> "It was a color…"</p>
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<p><strong>Incident Log 1026-J-01:</strong></p>
<p>Several days after site evacuation due to a large scale containment breach, Junior Researcher Haley rediscovered SCP-1026-J after hearing loud calls of distress emanating from SCP-1026-J's holding cell. A remote audio feed recorded the following conversation:</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Haley:</strong> Wait, guys, we have an SCP-1026-J?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Francis:</strong> Oh yeah, he's the-</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1026-J:</strong> You forgot to feed me for FIVE DAYS! If you can't be bothered to remember my name, you could at least remember that I fucking EXIST!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Francis:</strong> Sorry Ralph, there was an emer-</p>
<p><em>The rest of the audio feed was comprised of indecipherable screaming.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-103-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to budget cuts, monitoring of SCP-103-J has been outsourced to Illumination Intelligence Inc., which provides the Foundation with invaluable intelligence for a nominal fee. Similarly, Newton's Worldwide Orders has been contracted to examine Foundation sites and personnel for SCP-103-J infiltration and influence, and to make alterations as necessary to prevent further breaches.</p>
<p>As of 2006-06-06, Operation Declassify is in full effect. See Addendum 103-J-2 for additional details.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-103-J is a "secretive power elite with a globalist agenda" that intends to "eventually rule the world through an authoritarian world government".<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> Agents of SCP-103-J (collectively designated SCP-103-J-1) present similarly to Foundation agents, except with subtly better cars, control over world affairs, and spouses. Under controlled conditions, SCP-103-J-1 can deadlift an average of 10% more weight than Foundation agents.</p>
SCP-103-J-2 refers to a class of three-sided polygonal figures with largely unexplored esoteric, thaumaturgic, reality-warping, and otherwise spooky properties. Current evidence suggests that SCP-103-J-1 exude SCP-103-J-2 from their sweat glands as a way of marking territory, incorporating them into various objects, locations, and media. The presence of SCP-103-J-2 is the most reliable way of detecting the presence of SCP-103-J. SCP-103-J-2 is sometimes found alongside SCP-103-J-I, which [DAT<img alt="eye.png" class="image" height="9px" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-103-j/eye.png"/> EXPUNGED].
<p>The primary threat posed by SCP-103-J is poorly understood, as their security is better than ours. It is the opinion of the O5 Council that SCP-103-J poses the risk of an FK-Class domination shift scenario. Destroying SCP-103-J is currently the top priority of the Foundation.</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 103-J-1</strong></p>
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<p>The presence of SCP-103-J-2 has been confirmed in many currently-contained anomalies, suggesting that SCP-103-J has infiltrated the Foundation extensively. What follows is photographic evidence to this effect. For additional documentation, please access the <a href="/confirmed-sightings">Confirmed Sightings</a> list.</p>
<div class="scp-image-block block-right" style="width:300px;"><img alt="184-new.jpg" class="image" src="https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-103-j/184-new.jpg"/>
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<p>You know what, they can have this one.</p>
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<p>Operation Declassify was initiated in 2006 with the aim of disrupting SCP-103-J's operations and neutralizing the threat it poses to the Foundation<span style="font-size:20%;">'s ego</span>. The goal was to kidnap, brainwash, and demoralize SCP-103-J-1 instances before killing them. The particular mechanism for this is outlined in Dr. Grayson's Proposal "Addressing Personnel Shortages Via Forcible Outside Recruitment".</p>
<p><strong>Interview 103-J-289</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dr. Grayson:</strong> Ingenious, isn't it?</p>
<p><strong>D-289:</strong> Uh-huh.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Grayson:</strong> You're already wiped from the public record, and your deaths have already been faked. Your employers took care of that for us.</p>
<p><strong>D-289:</strong> Sure.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Grayson:</strong> Nobody will miss you. Much lower risk than those death row inmates that we used to use.</p>
<p><strong>D-289:</strong> Right.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Grayson:</strong> And because you're already adept at survival, we don't run through so many of you.</p>
<p><strong>D-289:</strong> That's nice.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Grayson:</strong> You really are the perfect disposable personnel. Wouldn't you agree?</p>
<p><strong>D-289:</strong> Dr. Grayson, did you bring me here just to brag about how smart you are?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Grayson:</strong> Y— No, there's another reason.</p>
<p><strong>D-289:</strong> Alright, what is it?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Grayson:</strong> You haven't been following the etiquette guidelines we assigned you.</p>
<p><strong>D-289:</strong> That's because they're degrading.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Grayson:</strong> So?</p>
<p><strong>D-289:</strong> You actually get a kick out of making us act like that?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Grayson:</strong> Just… follow them, or suffer the consequences. Understood?</p>
<p><strong>D-289:</strong> <em>[Sighs loudly, adopts Jersey accent]</em> You fuckin' got it, doc.</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. New World Order (conspiracy theory). (n.d.) In <em>Wikipedia</em>. Retrieved September 18, 2016, from <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_(conspiracy_theory%29">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_(conspiracy_theory)</a></div>
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<p>Reproduction of Van Gogh's "Starry Night", after 2 mL of SCP-1049-J</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1049-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Given its unique object-altering properties, SCP-1049-J is to be kept in its custom container, a 19 L (5 gallon) black plastic bucket, with the top securely fastened to it. The bucket itself is stored in Dr. █████'s office.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1049-J is a black fluid of unknown origin and chemical makeup. Its consistency is similar to that of a cornstarch and water mixture, but slightly thinner and does not exhibit the same non-Newtonian properties. Approximately half of those exposed to SCP-1049-J report a slightly soot-like smell, which smells stronger when stirred or applied to other objects.</p>
<p>Given enough time, SCP-1049-J will 'regenerate' enough to fill any container it is placed in. Please note, however, that only the plastic bucket SCP-1049-J was discovered in is immune to its property-altering effects.</p>
<p>SCP-1049-J was discovered in 19██. Foundation officials believed that the sudden popularity of [DATA EXPUNGED] had a memetic origin. After raiding the offices in which [DATA EXPUNGED] was created, SCP-1049-J was discovered in a black, unmarked<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> plastic bucket. Unfortunately for the Foundation, trace amounts of SCP-1049-J have been detected in other media for ██ years following SCP-1049-J's containment, leading to speculation that other sources of SCP-1049-J exist elsewhere. As of 20██, attempts to find other sources of SCP-1049-J have proved fruitless.</p>
<p>When SCP-1049-J is applied to any object (usually with a brush or paint roller), the object will change within 10 minutes. Complete coverage of the object being tested is not required for transformation, for SCP-1049-J will briefly 'shimmer' once enough has been placed on an object. Depending on the size and nature of the object SCP-1049-J is applied to, the transformation can range from subtle to drastic.</p>
<p>While the specifics of SCP-1049-J inspired transformation are entirely dependent on the item being altered, a few commonalities tend to exist. Objects appear more dangerous to use, or look to be constructed out of less precise methods. Iconography is more common, notably human skulls. Objects may look as though they have been unmaintained, as well. Humans exposed to SCP-1049-J suffer severe emotional changes and, at times, biological changes as well.</p>
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<p><strong>Test Author:</strong> Dr. █████<br/>
<strong>Object:</strong> Paint roller<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> Paint roller, formerly made of light plastic, looks to be constructed out of wrought iron, with expected weight increase. Handle, formerly rubber designed for ease of use, is now a simple steel handle with leather wrapped around it. A small skull can be found on the underside of the handle.<br/>
<strong>Notes:</strong> <em>"Looks like we're going to need a lot of those paint rollers."</em> - Dr. █████</p>
<p><strong>Test Author:</strong> Dr. █████<br/>
<strong>Object:</strong> One (1) side of Examination Room #234343. Approximately 2 m tall and 4 m wide. Core of wall is reinforced concrete, with a 10 cm 'skin' of polished stainless steel.<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> Stainless steel 'skin' of wall altered into large blocks of iron, with massive steel bolts in the corners to attach them to each other. Signs of significant rusting, with three (3) locations of the internal reinforcement bursting out through the iron. 3 cm spikes dot the borders.<br/>
<strong>Notes:</strong> <em>"I think I got tetanus just looking at this thing, to be honest with you."</em> - Dr. █████</p>
<p><strong>Test Author:</strong> Dr. █████████<br/>
<strong>Object:</strong> One (1) Bible, King James Edition<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> Old and New Testaments have been significantly altered<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup>, although the New Testament is much more significantly changed. Jesus is still sent as God's only son on a mission of redemption, but is much more proactive in action, eliminating those who oppose Him in elaborate, violent ways. Notable alterations include the sack of ███, and near-complete [DATA EXPUNGED].<br/>
<strong>Notes:</strong> <em>"Burn this now, and pray to God that You-Know-Who doesn't get their hands on this."</em> - Dr. █████████</p>
<p><strong>Test Author:</strong> Dr. ███<br/>
<strong>Object:</strong> <a href="/scp-2558-j">SCP-2558-J-█</a>, aka "Muffins"<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> [DATA EXPUNGED]<br/>
<strong>Notes:</strong> <em>"I formally recommend we find a way to destroy SCP-1049-J."</em> - Dr. ███</p>
<p><strong>Test Author:</strong> Dr. ████████<br/>
<strong>Object:</strong> D-43134, 55-year-old African male. Crimes: Petty theft, arson. SCP-1049-J ingested orally in a water/SCP-1049-J solution.<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> No outwardly visible effects, but subject experienced a significant burning sensation. Autopsy revealed extreme modification to the subject's digestive system. Dr. ████████████████, gastroenterologist by training, believes that subject could have consumed and digested objects such as metal, rock, and some [DATA EXPUNGED] to no ill effect.<br/>
<strong>Notes:</strong> <em>"When I grabbed Four Three One Three Four, the other Ds around called him 'Goat' for his ability to eat the slop we give them without retching."</em> - Dr. ████████</p>
<p><strong>Test Author:</strong> Dr. █████<br/>
<strong>Object:</strong> D-89003, 26-year-old Caucasian male. Crimes: Fraud, embezzlement. SCP-1049-J injected intramuscularly.<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> D-89003 appears to age approximately ██ years and gains an estimated ██ kg in weight. Claims to have significant connections to both organized crime and the legal system, and is convinced he will be able to escape Foundation containment at any time he wishes.<br/>
<strong>Notes:</strong> <em>"So, not much difference, I suppose."</em> - Dr. █████</p>
<p><strong>Test Author:</strong> Dr. ███████<br/>
<strong>Object:</strong> D-2334, 36-year-old Caucasian male. Crimes: Murder, rape, attempted murder. SCP-1049-J injected intramuscularly.<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> D-2334 gains extreme amounts of muscle mass in chest, arms, and legs. No change to torso. Subject acts violently, and attempts to escape confinement. Within moments, however, subject expires, possibly as a result of the Square Cube Law.<br/>
<strong>Notes:</strong> <em>"You know, I think a dozen or so years ago, I could have looked up to that… thing."</em> - Dr. ███████</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> As of ██/██/20██, Dr. █████ has allowed SCP-1049-J to be tested by other Foundation officials. Please see <a href="/scp-1049-j-extended-test-logs">SCP-1049-J Extended Test Logs</a>.</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Recent topographical scans of the bucket have indicated that there <em>is</em> a label on the bucket, but it is painted in black paint itself. The label simply lists the name of its owner.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Interestingly, alterations within the Old Testament are more subtle, generally altering the scale and scope of divine actions, rather than actual details thereof.</div>
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<p><strong>SCP-1054-FR-J:</strong> Schisms<br/>
<strong>Date:</strong> April 7, 2019<br/>
<strong>Author:</strong> Uncertain. <span style="font-size:75%;">The following text was stolen, copied, rewritten, parodied, copied, rewritten, rewritten, sent to his past by a plagiarist in order to be able to claim it as his original creation, arrived at the wrong time, compiled by a 14th century monk with reports from other agencies that had all been sent in the past for the same reason, rediscovered in the archives at St-Germain-en-Laye in 1936, rewrote, poorly translated, saved from a Nazi autodafé in 1941 who found the facts reported here truncated and unjust, still copied, censored, rewritten, wrongly interpreted as a text bringing hope and proposing concrete solutions to the criticisms it asserts all along, disappeared, found, shortened for convenience, supposedly destroyed in a fire in Barcelona in 2011 and finally rerefounded at the bottom of the third drawer on the right (the one that creaks a little) of <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/drgemini" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(2184104); return false;"><img alt="DrGemini" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=2184104&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1712914191" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=2184104)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/drgemini" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(2184104); return false;">DrGemini</a></span>.</span><br/>
<strong>Translator:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/macro-au-micro" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3296783); return false;"><img alt="macro_au_micro" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=3296783&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1712914191" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=3296783)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/macro-au-micro" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3296783); return false;">macro_au_micro</a></span> & <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/uncle-nicolini" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3487700); return false;"><img alt="Uncle Nicolini" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=3487700&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1712914191" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=3487700)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/uncle-nicolini" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(3487700); return false;">Uncle Nicolini</a></span>. According to available information, they went into exile in Panama… Why?</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1054<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">-FR</span>-J</p>
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<p><em>Though this file was initially to be delegated to one of our secondary branches, the Administration has decided that, on one of my suggestion, its content was too sensitive to risk being distorted by a translation which did not capture all the subtle nuances of its original language. This will also prevent it from being given a European-style "Threat Level", which is about as futile as its colour code is in bad taste. As a result, I am pleased to inform you that this SCP will remain in good hands: mine.</em> - Junior Researcher Cletus</p>
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<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euclid</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Keter</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Euclid</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Keter</span> Euclid</p>
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<p><em>Considering its still poorly understood and potentially dangerous nature, I recommend that SCP-1054-J be classified as Keter in order to benefit from the appropriate containment procedures.</em> - Junior Researcher Cletus</p>
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<p><em>The Evaluation Committee has decided the object will be classified as Euclid and to be considered as such. It has undergone the same evaluation procedures as the previous 4000, and you do not have the power to decide for yourself, even if you are peeing yourself about its nature. Best regards.</em> - Dr. Vince</p>
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<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to its nature, SCP-1054-J is not containable. In order to conceal its effects from the civilian population, the B135 coverage story "Fake News" was deployed, and a major <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">misinformation</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">reinformation</span> misinformation operation was transmitted to all the Foundation's undercover agents in the world's main scientific organizations, as well as in influential media outlets and on social networks <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">(Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr included)</span></p>
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<p><em>I don't see the point in specifying the names of the social networks concerned. The personnel likely to read this report know what a social network is.</em> - Dr. Vince</p>
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<p><em>Yes, and the same personnel are present on these networks. They are therefore directly concerned by these measures and it is legitimate to keep them informed. And then it allows them to better identify themselves.</em> - Junior Researcher Cletus</p>
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<p><em>Identify with what?</em> A large reinformation operation was transmitted on social networks, <em>that's enough. These are containment procedures. We are an international paramilitary research organization, we are not here to meet subscribers or to say that we like the same things as the reader, for fuck's sake! The SCP Foundation, unlike you, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Junior</span> Researcher Cletus, does not need your constant reform attempts to exist.</em> - Dr. Vince</p>
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<p><em>Come on, come on. Here you go again with your 'wise' words. We both know that if you overreact in this way it is because of negative personal assumptions on your part against some of these networks, and some of the personnel who use them. And because you can't stand that Supervisor Hammond has transitioned to female and posts about it regularly on Twitter and Tumblr. It's been a while, Vince. Don't think that your constant micro-aggressions go unnoticed.</em> - Junior Researcher Cletus</p>
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<p><em>But it's you who put Twitter and Tumblr in an official report and it's me who lacks objectivity?! That is quite ludicrous! What the fuck do you want me to care about Hammond, he does what he wants, if he could at least behave in a professional way and not const-</em></p>
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<p><em>You see, you're misgendering her. The Foundation is preparing the world for tomorrow, Mr. Vince. If you are not able to get closer to people, to all people, to civilians, if you are not able to think about a more equitable future, I think it is time for you to give way to the new guard.</em> - Junior Researcher Cletus</p>
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<p><em>New guard? You are aware that just your extracts from online chats and SMS discussions that you put everywhere, transcribed as they are in a scientific file, represent a huge risk of misunderstandings which… oh fuck it, fuck you, fuck you all, you are incapable of living in a world that is not covered in sequins, all right, fuck you, it's been too long that this has been going on. We are not going to let the sacred fire extinguish, we are going to create a new organization, faithful to its values, and not directed straight into the wall by a bunch of tra</em></p>
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<p><tt>The terminal of: [Assistant Researcher Vince (demoted)] has been disconnected on command from: [Senior Researcher Cletus].</tt></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1054-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to its nature, SCP-1054-J is not containable. In order to conceal its effects from the civilian population, the B135 coverage story "Fake News" was deployed, and a major misinformation operation was transmitted to all the Foundation's undercover agents in the world's main scientific organizations, as well as in influential media outlets and on social networks (Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr included). Any media offensive by RPD Command must be stopped.</p>
<p>Since we lack scientific personnel due to the recent stupid and unjustified departures of many members of staff, we have opted for a new formatting until such time when we can resume research. The images are now displayed in a larger format, and small coloured arrows guide the reader to beautiful inserts where relevant information will certainly be added in the near future.</p>
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<p><em>Senior Researcher Cletus, I would like to see you in my office to discuss recent events and your attitude towards the newly formed RPD Command. All this seems to me to be quite counterproductive and, if it is not possible to recover our agents who left there, it could be interesting to see what lessons can be learned from this split, so that it does not happen again.</em> - Dr. Nassier</p>
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<p><em>I've got better things to do than to go over this again, Nassier. The weed has been pulled. It left on its own. We made sure it left on its own. We're much better off without them.</em> - Senior Researcher Cletus</p>
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<p><em>Probably, but maybe not everything is to be thrown in this experiment. No one is objective, especially not you - and neither am I, be careful, that's not what I'm saying - but this victim complex combined with your offensive attitude doesn't seem very… healthy, professionally.</em> - Dr. Nassier</p>
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<p><em>You're on their side, aren't you? I have informed the Site Director. Either you are with us or you are against us. Do you want to play the snooty like our international sites that refuse to integrate our symbols of peace? I'll cut off your food too then. I suffered a lot of pain building a climate of trust and acceptance, and I won't let you jeopardize everything I've worked so hard on. If you're not happy, all you have to do is leave. We'll be much better off without you.</em> - Senior Researcher Cletus</p>
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<p><strong>Artifact #:</strong> RPD-1054-J</p>
<p><strong>Type:</strong> Gamma</p>
<p><strong>Rules of Priority Domination:</strong> Due to its nature, RPD-1054-J is not containable. In order to conceal its effects from the civilian population, the Jeth-2 coverage story "Turnaround" was deployed, and a major misinformation operation was transmitted to all the Command's undercover agents in the world's main scientific organizations, as well as in influential media outlets and on social networks.</p>
<p>Since the Command has just been founded, this report will for the moment be entirely composed of information that we have valiantly carried away with us from the treacherous claws of the SCP Foundation, saved shortly before they were manipulated and rewritten with a consensual sauce.</p>
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<p><em>Director Vince, I was wondering if you had a moment to discuss? It's about our current relationship with the SCP Foundation. It's a bit tense.</em> - Researcher Némès</p>
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<p><em>I thought I made it clear that we no longer had anything to do with them and that we were cutting off all communication. The case is closed on our side. These wretches never miss an opportunity to take a single sentence in or out of context to make us look like fashes. So, no, I don't have a moment. Get back to work, it's through quality that we will impose ourselves.</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<p><em>That's exactly what I'd like to talk to you about. The Command does welcome some Foundation alumni whose… motivation goes beyond the legitimate misunderstandings we have with the Foundation and draws more on… stronger and more controversial opinions. Of course, the RPD Command is not in their image as some people claim, but if we want them to stop claiming it, we should act. The new, hem, flag displayed in the hall makes me a little uncomfortable, I must say.</em> - Researcher Némès</p>
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<p><em>Our Command is founded on an ideal, Némès. An ideal which wants that anyone can work with us, as long as their opinions do not affect their work. As long as he does a good job, not like the Foundation's biased studies and stupid theories, which are only promoted because the personnel who present them make them look good on camera. If you want to fire people because they give us bad press, maybe we should start with yourself.</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1054-J<br/>
<strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter<br/>
<strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to its nature, SCP-1054-J is not containable. In order to conceal its effects from the civilian population, the B135 coverage story "Fake News" was deployed, and a major misinformation operation was transmitted to all the Foundation's undercover agents in the world's main scientific organizations, as well as in influential media outlets and on social networks (Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr included). Any media found offensive even by a small margin must be obscured.</div>
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<p><em>Dr. Cletus, the administration told me to turn to you, since you are chairing more and more projects. That's it, I'm a little concerned about some of the steps taken recently within the Foundation. Last week, we lost 15 men in a submarine due to an immersion problem. Provoked by you, I'm afraid. I am absolutely not here to accuse you, of course not, and my colleagues take a rather negative view that I have reproaches against you, you are a very respected person, but I would have liked to talk in more detail with you about the way things are going. Since the first schism, our work seems to have some flaws that we… let repeat instead of, well, correcting them. Perhaps out of pride, since it was the same flaws that our, uh, current enemies were blaming us for.</em> - Dr. Santanis</p>
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<p><em>Well, Dr. Santanis, I don't have time to waste on your paranoia. We're thriving more than ever, okay? See: at 4:00 p. m. I have an appointment with <a href="/scp-4213">a telepath who uses his power to get free ice cream</a>. And at 6:00, I'm taking care of <a href="/scp-3213">a guy who's being insulted by seals</a>! Our files have never been so numerous or so good. Look at the personnel appraisal ratings! It's our apotheosis!</em> - Dr. Cletus</p>
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<p><em>To be honest, some of us are wondering if… well, if the C-Class personnel still have all their subjectivity. I have nothing against having a little fun, but it's true that the recent topics of study and the methodology adopted are… particular choices.</em> - Dr. Santanis</p>
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<p><em>My poor friend, these people don't know what's good. Vote democracy, yes. These foolish opponents, such as those of RPD - or CCC - or ACD - are enemies of democracy as long as it does not conform to their taste. Do you realize that? They push us to block the votes and the right of members to express themselves by trying to tamper with our system: the further away they are, the better we are. They are terrorists.</em> - Dr. Cletus</p>
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<p><em>What I mean is that… well, funny things, nods, private jokes can be found everywhere, and in abundance. It's easy to produce. At its beginning, our organization stood out because it proposed to deal with serious and mysterious issues, by equally serious and mysterious ways, and it might be clumsy to lose that in the long run. If the majority wants something else, they may simply not belong here.</em> - Dr. Santanis</p>
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<p><em>That is exactly the kind of sectarian comment that I cannot suffer. You sound like those fascists who accuse us of raiding their warehouses when they are the first to do so. No, there is not much in our past that we can be proud of, no matter what those who were there before may say. It is our duty to rework it. To perfect it. And if anti-progressists such as you disagree, go ahead, join a competition that is dying because it does not know how to give people what they want. So take the initiative for a new life. We'll be much better off without you.</em> - Dr. Cletus</p>
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<p><strong>Item n°</strong> 3C-1054-J<br/>
<strong>Alert:</strong> Red<br/>
<strong>Controlled Conservation Conditions:</strong> 3C-1054-J is impossible to contain. In order to hide its existence from civilians, the Green Shark cover story was invented and sent to all the Company's partners in the global media, political structures and influential scientific organizations.</p>
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<p><em>Nassier, I would have liked to have a brief talk with you. It concerns our recent break-up with the Foundation. Again.</em> - Apprentice Brandy</p>
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<p><em>We already talked about this at last week's meeting, Brandy. A significant proportion of the Foundation's employees seem to follow the words of some senior officers as gospel. Popularity calls for popularity. I do not reject the editorial shift taken by this noble institution, far from it, but we have made the bet to try the experiment with, say, a different approach.</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
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<p><em>The fact is that we are struggling to recruit. Those who leave the Foundation mainly join RPD or ACD, which is embarrassing, but the real big problem is that we can't even recruit from outside. We have no visibility. People only know about the SCP Foundation and, because of the SCP Foundation, they don't discover us.</em> - Apprentice Brandy</p>
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<p><em>Well, the SCP Foundation will always monopolize the field, that's the way it is. Whatever their work, they were there first, they took the place, and they will keep the bulk of the attention. Whatever they do. Good or bad. I'm not happy about it any more than that, but we're a vine growing in the shadow of a baobab tree - the question is to give good wine. Do I make myself clear?</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
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<p><em>I… suppose? Actually, with the staff - all six of us - we had a little chat. We did a very good job here, we are proud of it, and we think it's a shame not to have more visibility…</em> - Apprentice Brandy</p>
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<p><em>That's out of the question.</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
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<p><em>But I haven't even made a request yet!</em> - Apprentice Brandy</p>
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<p><em>You want to go beg our former employers to take you back. After having claimed our independence in full force and shouted for it. Because pride in quality work is not enough for you, you want it to be displayed between two studies of sh… Sorry for this reaction. But rest assured that this would be a big step backwards.</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
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<p><em>Nassier, we're proposing an alternative that no one else has asked for. Those who don't like what has become of SCP go to RPD, or focus on their old work. Either we go back there and raise the level in our own way, even if it means being hidden behind work of…. variable quality but extremely valued, or we make radical changes here to propose something radically different from what they do. We have no choice.</em> - Apprentice Brandy</p>
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<p><em>Brandy, no offense, but I have the impression that your brain is completely rotten from these supply and demand stories. I may be the one who is too idealistic, I don't know, but despite the small size of our company I feel that we are on the right track, and I don't want to change it for considerations like that. Of course, if you want to start a new branch which best aligns with your vision… well, who am I to stop you? And maybe later on, the time will come for a partnership.</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
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<p><strong>Artifact #:</strong> RPD-1054-J<br/>
<strong>Type:</strong> Gamma<br/>
<strong>Rules of Priority Domination:</strong> Due to its nature, RPD-1054-J is not containable. In order to conceal its effects from the civilian population, the Jeth-2 coverage story, codenamed "Turnaround", was deployed, and a major misinformation operation was transmitted to all the Command's undercover agents in the world's main scientific organizations, as well as in influential media outlets and on social networks.</p>
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<p><em>Gerton, I just received the quarterly report. What the fuck is going on, damn it?!</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<p><em>Well, these are the results of this quarter's work, sir. I'm not going to falsify them. Since the creation of the RPD, we have completed 58 studies, 14 of which have been declassified, 6 canceled due to problems in the work environment, and 5 whose documents were taken on board by ACD deserters. That makes 33.</em> - Pr. Gerton</p>
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<p><em>But it's ridiculous compared to the Foundation's production! They are now processing almost 50 cases per month!</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<p><em>Yes, but the quantity is far from equal to the quality, sir. That's precisely why we left, sir.</em> - Pr. Gerton</p>
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<p><em>BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE QUALITY OF OUR OWN?</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<p><em>Sir, with a few exceptions, we work according to the criteria and working methods of the Foundation's early days. We keep a serious, effective, serious tone, without submitting to the fragility of the readership. We are preserving the sacred fire, sir.</em> - Pr. Gerton</p>
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<p><em>What's all this about the doorknob and hamburgers on page 27?</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<p><em>It's still better than Homestuck, sir.</em> - Pr. Gerton</p>
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<p><em>Excuse me?</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<p><em>I'm sorry, sir. What I mean is that our task is also to welcome people affected by the SCP Foundation's new internal and external policies. They do not necessarily have the profile of exceptional scientists, but they have a good heart, sir.</em> - Pr. Gerton</p>
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<p><em>That's true. It doesn't suit me, but it's true. Let's face it, that's what the concurrence does. Gerton?</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<p><em>Sir?</em> - Pr. Gerton</p>
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<p><em>When you said you weren't going to falsify these results, it means they're technically falsifiable, right? Like… putting a 1 in front of the quarter's results?</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<p><em>Sir, you know that these fraudulent practices will only further harm our business. Remember when our researchers tried to hack into the Foundation's rating system? It is not worthwhile and leads to nothing more than giving them arguments against us.</em> - Pr. Gerton</p>
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<p><em>I know, Gerton. You know that I strongly condemn these methods.</em> - Director Vince</p>
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<p><em>Yes, sir. You stated: "It is out of the question to provoke attacks of this kind. Over my dead body. Now I'm going to look out that window for the next ten minutes, of course I couldn't see and therefore not intervene if any of you were to disobey me."</em> - Pr. Gerton</p>
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<p><strong>Analysis. Capture. Detention.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Identifier:</strong> ACD-1054-J<br/>
<strong>Order:</strong> Prometheus<br/>
<strong>Apply the Criteria for Detention:</strong> Despite various attempts, ACD-1054 appears to be unable to be captured. In order to conceal its existence, the AT-RM coverage "Second Opinion" was activated, and all ACD spies implanted in the information world were charged to manipulate public opinion in this sense.</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>All right, now that we have founded our own secret society engaged in something other than masturbating over its ideology, we will finally be able to start describing this anomaly and finish writing these Criteria for Detention. A new page is turned, a great adventure begins where we will be able to find the soul lost by SCP and the, uh, sympathy that RPD is struggling to find. It was high time to move things forward, I am proud of all of you.</em> - Master Némès</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>Certainly. Who's doing the research on the artifact again?</em> - Brother San Brigon</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>Not me, I'm already working on a new system to evaluate the quality of work. With a single transferable vote system, the cream, you'll see, they'll look like fools the others with their point and star systems.</em> - Sister Ekka</p>
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<p><em>I take care of the interactive design of the internal database. We can't be left behind by the Foundation and its graphic designers on this front.</em> - Brother Bartolomeo</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>Congratulations to both of you! I have planned a series of aperitifs (three per month) in a nice bar not far from the base, it will make it possible to do team-building, exchange experiences, create links, in order to create a close-knit community so as not to end up like the other jerks. In nine months we'll outnumber their personnel, they won't see it coming.</em> - Brother Ramik</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>Okay, but what about the artifact?</em> - Brother San Brigon</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>And I also had us set up a small brainstorming room with footstools and table tennis right next to the open space, you can tell me about it. So I'm not available San Brigon, I have to choose the carpet there, but we call each other or say that at Ramik's aperitif to see how it goes, don't worry.</em> - Sister Magnésiam</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>Yes, by the way, I'm telling you as long as I have you: to overcome SCP and RPD, I'm implementing an algorithm to monitor the administration's performance statistics in order to optimize team management and sanction any discrepancies. You can be sure we'll never end up as RPDs with this. Zero drift possible.</em> - Brother Ranch</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>We'll see that at the aperitif too, but I've contacted several members of the international concurrence branches, many of whom are in the same vein as us before our departure, I think we can reach a not gross compromise to expand our activities and create several global poles, a good start to the Foundation and the Command.</em> - Brother Expansif</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>But we don't even have a finished report ye-</em></p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>You will be delighted to know that in addition to the usual computers and pens, we now have old typewriters, and even a lectern with ink and a nib. With a wide variety of environments where each of you can feel more comfortable writing, production will be greatly improved.</em> - Master Némès</p>
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<p><em>Ah, but you're all jerks, actually.</em> - Brother San Brigon</p>
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<p><strong>Secure. Contain. Protect.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1054-J<br/>
<strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter<br/>
<strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to its nature, SCP-1054-J is not containable. In order to conceal its effects from the civilian population, the B135 coverage story "Fake News" was deployed, and a major misinformation operation was transmitted to all the Foundation's undercover agents in the world's main scientific organizations, as well as in influential media outlets and on social networks (Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr included). Any media found to be offensive by a small margin must be obscured.</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Say, I just got back from vacation…. Where the hell is everyone? And what's with the new fuschia wallpaper in every lab?"</em> - Dr. Pleks</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"The fuschia is a semi-collective initiative, Pleks. Everyone is free to choose their own interior design. It's allowed. And everyone has the right, a simple matter of good taste, to choose my colour. The fuschia belongs to everyone, you know. I don't really like your insinuations."</em> - Director Cletus</p>
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<p><em>"I… All right, fine. What about the disappearance of half the researchers who worked here? I can't even find a microscope."</em> - Dr. Pleks</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Microscopes have a depressing side. On the personal side, it seems to me that the count is good. Take a look at the registry to be sure."</em> - Director Cletus</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"The registry has been updated eighteen times in the last week. Half the names were deleted? Looks like everything's been rewritten. What does that mean, "we're way better off without them"?</em>" - Dr. Pleks</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Uh…. Let's focus on the real problems… do you like fuschia?"</em> - Director Cletus</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Ah, wait, there's the names of the editors in the registry history…"</em> - Dr. Pleks</p>
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<p>…</p>
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<p><strong>Spear - Net - Shield</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Cell</strong> SPN/1054/J<br/>
<strong>Type</strong> Ganesha<br/>
<strong>Control plan:</strong> Location: SPN/1054/J is currently at the centre of an appropriation conflict between the SCP Foundation, RPD Command, CCC Company, ACD House, Strange Agency, WeirdWay Society and the Monopoly, making its exact location impossible. Concealment: SPN/1054/J is not currently accessible, so its concealment is not necessary. Disinformation: SPN/1054/J is currently at the centre of six parallel disinformation campaigns, some of which contradict each other. No intervention on our part is desirable.</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Sweet is the kiss of independence. Finally free from the yoke that suffocated our minds, free to be ourselves and to study this anomaly under the right conditions. To the staff who read this note: thank you for following me. Becoming independent was a difficult choice, but we have left behind the old shackles and Science will be grateful to us. Are the first tests ready?"</em> - Dr. Santanis</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Affirmative. The B-Clas… I mean the B-Types were sent there as planned. I'm waiting for their arrival to be confirmed."</em> - Agent Dill</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Excellent. Did our Movable Operation Force pass in front to ensure that risks were controlled?"</em> - Dr. Santanis</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Affirmative, Dr. They left Base-02 this morning. It's an Euc…Ganesha after all. Distrust is the keyword.</em> - Agent Dill</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Distrust is always the keyword. Our spear secures, our net confines, our shield protects. This is our motto."</em> - Dr. Santanis</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Is that the new motto? Doesn't that look a little lik-"</em> - Agent Dill</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Yes, sweet is the kiss of independence…"</em> - Dr. Santanis</p>
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<p>…</p>
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<p><strong>Confine. Control. Comprehend.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Item n°</strong> 3C-1054-J<br/>
<strong>Alert:</strong> Red<br/>
<strong>Controlled Conservation Conditions:</strong> 3C-1054-J is impossible to contain. In order to hide its existence from civilians, the Green Shark cover story was invented and sent to all the Company's partners in the global media, political structures and influential scientific organizations.</p>
<p>The presence of Monopoly spies is suspected within the 3C-1054-J research team due to current competitive pressures. The vigilance of personnel is required, and denunciation is encouraged.</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Great news everyone: I am pleased to announce that with a lot of elbow grease (and a little help from the muses, ahah) I have finally finished putting our first 20 published files online! To celebrate, you are invited to the refectory at 5: 00 pm for a small pot. May the Company prosper for a long time to come!"</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"So I am well aware that we all have a lot to do to keep this agency running, and I thank you for your investment. But it would nevertheless be polite of you to send me an email to let me know that you couldn't come to the pot."</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Just as it would be polite to reply to the previous message. I hate to raise my voice, but this lack of communication is hardly tolerable."</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Is anyone there?</em>" - Analyst Nassier</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Test: I think the database is down. And the mailbox. My notes may not be displayed. If you can read this note, come by my office and let me know."</em> - Analyste Nassier</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Heh-ho? Is anyone there?"</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"…no?"</em> - Analyst Nassier</p>
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<p>…</p>
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<p><strong>Apprehend the Stranger.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Entity #</strong> AS-1054-J<br/>
<strong>Level</strong> Xylon<br/>
<strong>Operations Charter:</strong> The Strange Agency undertakes to actively search for the location of AS-1054-J, the origin and history of AS-1054-J, the nature and effects of AS-1054-J, the means of controlling AS-1054-J, the means of limiting the effects of AS-1054-J, the means of using AS-1054-J in an environmentally responsible manner that respects the sensitivity of everyone. It also undertakes to assess the importance of the presence, research and influence of other organisations with similar or diverging aims to those of the Agency around AS-1054-J.</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Guys, I finally found a way to distinguish us from the other similar SPCs. We have to think about de-mo-gra-phy."</em> - F. Andrews</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Could you develop that, Andrews?"</em> - L. Smithers</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Simple: we don't have enough visibility. The abnormal business world is clogged everywhere. Too many people. No contracts, no dough. But all the others are addressed to the states, to the armies, in short, to guys from 30 to 50 years old. How about targeting… the seniors?"</em> - F. Andrews</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"The seniors? Have you been drinking?"</em> - L. Smithers</p>
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<p><em>"Think about it. The world population is getting older and older, but no one is listening to them. With a well-established network, we have a whole business world to deal with."</em> - F. Andrews</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Like… haunted canes, memetic hazards on France 3? We will die in the shadows so that you can live a few more days in the light (depending on whether or not they have cataracts)? That kind of thing?"</em> - L. Smithers</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Exactly. And we'd call ourselves the Observatory of the Elders."</em> - F. Andrews</p>
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<p><em>"You're fired."</em> - L. Smithers</p>
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<p>…</p>
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<p><strong>Reassure. Preserve. Defend.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Artifact #:</strong> RPD-1054-J<br/>
<strong>Type:</strong> Gamma<br/>
<strong>Rules of Priority Domination:</strong> Due to its nature, RPD-1054-J is not containable. In order to conceal its effects from the civilian population, the Jeth-2 coverage story, codenamed "Turnaround", was deployed, and a major misinformation operation was transmitted to all the Command's undercover agents in the world's main scientific organizations, as well as in influential media outlets and on social networks. Where possible, sabotage and espionage of groups threatening the interests of the Command are recommended.</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Internal Note: The <a href="http://www.rpc-wiki.net/rpc-722">RPDSS Entraide</a>, which we rescued from the hands of the Foundation, left this morning for the <a href="http://www.rpc-wiki.net/rpc-548">Certain Agacement Star</a> to plant our flag there, and there again to proclaim it as ours and not the property of these scatterbrained people. Glory to RPD!"</em> - Director Vince</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Glory to RPD! Uh… There was an inauguration? I was at the head of the project, I would have liked to…"</em> - Pr. Charleton</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Oh? I mean, yes, what do you think, we don't do propaganda here. I took care to finish the details and get the guys on board discreetly to avoid the Foundation's spies. Here, here's a picture of the crew. You see, I'm not lying."</em> - Director Vince</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"It's a picture of German soldiers from the Second World War."</em> - Pr. Charleton</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"How dare you! They are proud Americans! I know that the flag in the hall can be confusing, but take a look at the registry, you will see that I have assembled a team - you don't know them - that I sent this morning. I'm not lying."</em> - Director Vince</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Ind- wait. The history says you just edited it. With your cell phone. As we were talking."</em> - Pr. Charleton</p>
</blockquote>
<div style="text-align: center;">
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<p>…</p>
</blockquote>
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<p>Science and Consciousness.</p>
<p>- Sign. 1054-J -</p>
<p>- Design. Magnus -</p>
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<br/>
<strong>Management:</strong> The Occurrence 1054-J is currently out of WeirdWay Society's reach. Each local, territorial, national and global intelligence faction is informed of its existence and actively collects all possible information about the Occurrence, both from public authorities and private informants - whose anonymity will be preserved here for obvious reasons. No funding is currently required outside the intelligence and counter-intelligence factions. Monitoring of agencies related to the Occurrence must be ongoing and reported daily.</div>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Gosh, finally free from RPD and its obnoxious director. It only cost us a few death threats in the end - and scratches when the barbed wire escalated. The WeirdWay Society is here! It is high time to return to a healthy and pure foundation!"</em> - Captain Gerton</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Isn't that exactly what RPD wanted when it left the Foundation?"</em> - Ranger Bouloch</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Well, uh, actually, they did, but they got lost along the way. We are really going to do it."</em> - Captain Gerton</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"From what I've heard, that's what a lot of others have said. I say that…"</em> - Ranger Bouloch</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Well, don't say anything. We're really going to get back to our roots. No more softening comfort of high-tech structures. Back to the huts and the forest. No more Eldrich nothingness there, back to ghosts and werewolves. The hunt, the awakening of the senses, the smell of fear! That's what we need!"</em> - Captain Gerton</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Isn't there a medicine cabinet? I haven't felt my arm since the barbed wire and…"</em> - Ranger Bouloch</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Stop puting on a show, Bouloch. I-and don't faint here, damn it, you can see there's mud everywhere!"</em> - Captain Gerton</p>
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<p>…</p>
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<p><strong>Analysis. Capture. Detention.</strong></p>
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<br/>
<strong>Identifier:</strong> ACD-1054<br/>
<strong>Order:</strong> Prometheus<br/>
<strong>Sub-order:</strong> Job
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<p><strong>Apply the Criteria for Detention</strong> : Despite various attempts, ACD-1054 appears to be unable to be captured. In order to conceal its existence, the AT-RM coverage "Second Opinion" was activated, and all ACD spies implanted in the information world were charged to manipulate public opinion in this sense. Several brainstorming meetings are planned for 21, 25 and 28 March - please keep to the schedule or risk sanctions. Also note the addition of new suborders to refine the sorting of ACDs, thank you Ramik.</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Still no information on the ACD? Apart from the new suborder, I mean."</em> - Sister Pit</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Weren't you at brunch on Thursday? Did you know that brainstorming is now mandatory? You might alter our perfs by not keeping up to date like that."</em> - Brother Ranch</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Do you know what you risk if your absences make us less competitive?"</em> - Brother Gradient</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Don't worry about the report, Pit. We have a hell of a structure, a brand that is foolproof, and we are surrounded by amateurs with big glasses but no survival instinct. The Monopoly of San Brigon the Dissident is already in the red, but they have been working on information that could be useful to us. We proposed a merger to him and a few others."</em> - Sister Ekka</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"So… we don't do our own reports after all?"</em> - Sister Pit</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"Of course it's our own reports. Once the merger is done, they are ours. ACD property. I don't know what more you need."</em> - Brother Ranch</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"Ah, Sister Pit. You missed the mandatory brunch, I see. I'm sorry. Really. It will be almost painless."</em> - Master Némès</p>
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<p>…</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Ensure a Better World.</span></p>
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<br/>
<strong>Registered:</strong> 1054-J
<p><strong>Calibrated:</strong> Cyan</p>
<p><strong>Adopted strategy:</strong> Undetermined direct threat. Medium indirect threat related to the influence of other potentially hostile related organizations. Spy forces deployed. Counter-intelligence forces deployed. Scientists mobilized on the study project: sixteen. Measures were taken against neutral and allied institutions: confiscation, blackmail, corruption, use of intermediaries.</p>
<p>Contact the Magnates for more details.</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"So this is the end. After all we've done? We sell the Monopoly to these bastards?"</em> - Employee 0-I000I0</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"It's called a last stand, I000I0. We lost, due to lack of means. Lack of reputation. Lack of visibility. It's not fair, we both know that. ACD is just a bunch of morons who don't give a shit and wait for our work to fall right into their laps. There's no way we're letting them win."</em> - Magnate 0I</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>And yet you give up.</em> - Employee 0-I000I0</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"That's right. But the real mistake was that they <span style="text-decoration: underline;">proposed</span> the merger to me. When I was at their facility I was the only one who cared about research. Unfortunate for a scientific company, they are counting on us to have done the work for them. They will not check the work we are going to give them. They wouldn't even know how to read them. Take this."</em> - Magnate 0I</p>
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<blockquote>
<p><em>"What is it?"</em>- Employee 0-I000I0</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><em>"The real data for 1054. I want you to go and start a new agency while I destroy ACD from the inside with a bunch of shitty reports. I still don't know the details of its nature, but believe me: 1054 needs you to set up a new agency."</em> - Magnate 0I</p>
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<p>…</p>
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<p>An image of Sub-Article 106-J-14; which could not be physically catalogued, but was described as "tasting like heaven in my mouth".</p>
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<p><strong>Item:</strong> SCP-106-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter-Coquam</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All staff are to remain at least sixty meters away from the containment cell at all times, except during "long weekend" events.</p>
<p>SCP-106-J is to be contained in a refinished basement den, comprised of Nickel alloy<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup>. One armchair is to be placed in the center of the containment cell. Container is to remain supplied with no less than a 160 cm flatscreen television, with the "Deluxe Sports Fan" Package from the Site's local cable provider.</p>
<p>A secondary containment area is to be fitted with sound systems, capable of flooding the entire assembly with no less than the greatest hits of rock bands from the '60s, '70s, and '80s. Both containment areas are to remain under 24 hour surveillance.</p>
<p>If sweet smokey scents of roasting meat are detected in any area more than 200 metres from SCP-106-J's containment chamber, Site Security are to be notified immediately. Any ingredients lost to SCP-106-J are to be considered DELICIOUS<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup>.</p>
<p><em>Note: In the presence of multiple raw cuts of beef, pork, or poultry, SCP-106-J can become "distracted", deliberately appraising the appearance and quality of these items. Personnel are reminded to safely dispose of all meat exposed to SCP-106-J in this manner.</em></p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-106-J is an elderly humanoid with the appearance of being basted in a thick marinade. This appearance may vary, but the "saucy" quality is observed in all forms. SCP-106-J enjoys reclining in its armchair, and will remain motionless for days at a time waiting for visitors. SCP-106-J appears to prefer visitors in the range of 10-25 years of age.</p>
<p>SCP-106-J causes a "char grilling" effect in all solid matter it touches, observed as a smoking seared gridiron pattern; as well as the creation of a brown viscous substance similar to the material covering SCP-106-J. Analysis reveals this to be mainly composed of vinegar and tomato paste, as well as various spices, seasonings, and sweeteners. This effect remains for four hours before seeming to "go cold and stale".</p>
<p>SCP-106-J is capable of vanishing into stoves or ovens, entering what seems to be a kind of "cookout dimension". This is a space where SCP-106-J is assumed to have complete control over the environment, as well as others' ability to enter or exit at any time. Limited observation of this space has shown it to be comprised mostly of freshly mowed lawns in a recently constructed suburban residential neighbourhood with [DATA EXPUNGED].</p>
<p><strong>Notes On Behavior:</strong></p>
<p>During hosting events, SCP-106-J will attempt to satiate visitors by serving hamburgers, hotdogs, or chicken sandwiches, after pulling invited guests into its "cookout dimension". This activity can continue for days, with some subjected individuals being given meals in between games of catch, receiving life advice, ████████ a cold one, [DATA EXPUNGED].</p>
<p>SCP-106-J seems to undergo long periods of dormancy, in which it remains motionless in its armchair, watching television. These events can last for an entire post-season playoffs, before SCP-106-J arises in a groggy, agitated state. Camera feeds have shown that SCP-106-J will make its way to the Site cafeteria/kitchen, or nearest such facilities, and attempt to raid refrigerators and pantries before escaping into its "cookout dimension".</p>
<p>SCP-106-J appears to host and serve based on desire, not hunger. SCP-106-J will collect multiple visitors during a hosting event, keeping many "fed" in the cookout dimension for extended periods of time. SCP-106-J has no determinable limit to the number of patio chairs and paper plates it can provide.</p>
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<p>Sub-Article 106-J-57, which was surreptitiously stolen by D-9282 from the cookout dimension. During a subsequent event where D-9282 was present, SCP-106-J expressed that it was not angry about this, just disappointed.</p>
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<p><strong>RECALL PROTOCOL ██ -███ -█-106-J:</strong></p>
<p>Should SCP-106-J breach containment, a D-Class personnel of suitable age will be brought to the container and prepared for use in the Recall Protocol. When ready, the lure subject will be hungry, preferably due to having not eaten for several hours or otherwise spoiled their appetite. The lure subject will then be placed in the cell and the sound emitted by their rumbly tummy projected over the Site's public address system. Should SCP-106-J not respond to the Recall Protocol in a timely manner, the lure subject may be exposed to additional appetite-stimulating measures.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup></p>
<p>SCP-106-J will typically "release" its lure subject after around 5-8 hours. In addition, subjects may return with "leftovers" gifted by SCP-106-J, but these will [DATA EXPUNGED].</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Nickel alloy has proven to last longer against SCP-106-J's "Grill" effect than other metals.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Deemed Expendable Losses In Critical Incidents Of Uncontained SCP(s)</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. All personnel present are encouraged to describe in vivid detail the most indulgent meals they have recently consumed. 'Cinnamon bun' scented candles and other olfactory stimulants are available in desperate circumstances.</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1089-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Texts additional to the master copy describing SCP-1089-J are to be actively sought by Foundation plants<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> within occult communities. Recovered copies are to be safeguarded in a standard security folder and placed inside drawer 3C in room 29B of Site-21. Texts are to remain there until such a time that their authenticity can be verified independently by no less than three Foundation thaumaturgists who hold speciality licensing in Kinetology. Once confirmed, the texts are to be either incinerated, placed into dedicated anomalospatial landfills, or given that they meet the prerequisites, become subject to their own instructions.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1089-J is an kinetologic incantation that results in the instantaneous dematerialization of a targeted object. SCP-1089-J requires no expertise or familiarity in thaumaturgical applications on the part of the practitioner,<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> and has been successfully performed by those of no prior ability and prowess.</p>
<p>Texts describing SCP-1089-J identify the following prerequisites to be present at the time of the incantation:</p>
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<li>An irreplaceable (favored), or an otherwise not immediately replaceable (sufficient), target object that does not exceed 150 grams in weight.</li>
<li>Underfoot carpeting or padding, to act as an incantatory area.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup></li>
<li>A maximum of one witness.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup></li>
<li>Insufficient time to waste, particularly so at the time of and in the immediate aftermath of the incantation.</li>
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<p>After satisfying the above conditions, the practitioner must inadvertently drop the target object within the designated incantatory area. The practitioner is not to visually track the object’s descent, if SCP-1089-J is to be performed correctly.</p>
<p>The practitioner is to then kneel upon the incantatory area with flexion at the hip and knees, such that the face is in close proximity to the surface. SCP-1089-J requires the practitioner to kinetologically place their palms upon the surface of the incantatory area and make repeated, pan-directional sweeping motions, preferably in large swaths.</p>
<p>Radiochemical tagging has confirmed that the target object dematerializes gradually, and in direct proportion to the haste with which the kinetological motions are performed. Once the entirety of the incantatory area has been canvassed by the practitioner, the incantation is considered complete. Researchers and thaumaturgists have at no time recovered a target object that has been made subject to SCP-1089-J.<br/>
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<span style="font-size:90%;"><strong>1. Testing Log</strong></span><br/>
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<td>Junior Researcher Meyerson, Site-21</td>
<td>Contact lens (1)</td>
<td>“What the bloody hell?!”</td>
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<td>Human Resource Officer Toby, Scranton Anchor Distribution Center</td>
<td>New hire’s social security card<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup></td>
<td>“How far could the fucking thing have gone, really?!”</td>
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<td>Senior Researcher Martinez, Site-21</td>
<td>Dime (1)</td>
<td>“Gayhdammit. That was my last dime. And the darn card reader doesn’t work right now, ya damn itty it! SHIT SHIT FUCK SHIT DR PEPPER SHIT.”</td>
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<td>D-29394, Site-63</td>
<td>A tack pin</td>
<td>“That’s it? I’m not going to be dismembered? This wasn’t tha— OUCH. There it is. No wait. Where’d it go now? What the fuck, it was just here. I just stepped on it, and am still bleeding, how can it be gone?!”</td>
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<td>L-5 Thaumaturge Willis,<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-6" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-6')">6</a></sup> Site-19</td>
<td>A highlighter cap</td>
<td>“Yep. Classic. Just throw the highlighter away.”</td>
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<span style="font-size:90%;"><strong>2. Interview with Walden Mollis</strong></span></p>
<p><em>The following interview was conducted with Level 5 Thumaturge Walden Mollis to ascertain potential recovery options for objects lost to SCP-1089-J, many of which were sorely needed back, especially at the time of their hexing. Level 4 Researcher Dr. Emeri Tuss facilitating.</em></p>
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<p><tt>The following interview has been transcribed by a Foundation-certified stenographer.</tt></p>
<p>[BEGIN LOG]</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Tuss:</strong> Walden…</p>
<p><strong>Mollis:</strong> …yes?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Tuss:</strong> …how are you?</p>
<p><strong>Mollis:</strong> …good.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Tuss:</strong> You're a Level 5 Thumaturge here, is that correct?</p>
<p><strong>Mollis:</strong> That's why I'm here. You know this already.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Tuss:</strong> I see.</p>
<p><em>(Pause)</em></p>
<p><strong>Mollis:</strong> Is there something else, some certain data perhaps, that you are wanting to get from me…?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Tuss:</strong> …hmm. <em>Hmmm</em>.</p>
<p><strong>Mollis:</strong> (<em>Sighs</em>) I'm well aware that your superiors like your interview hours to exceed a minimum quota and all, but I really don't have time for this. Let's get on with what we both know we're here for.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Tuss:</strong> Fair enough. Now. Thumaturge… Mollis, was it?</p>
<p><strong>Mollis:</strong> Yes for Christ's sake!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Tuss:</strong> Ah. I see. (<em>Writes on notepad</em>)</p>
<p><strong>Mollis:</strong> If you don't ask the <em>one fucking</em> question we are all three here for right this second, I am going to anatomically flip your lips and your anal sphincter.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Tuss:</strong> Is there any conceivable way, any way at all, to retrieve those objects lost to SCP-1089-J?</p>
<p><strong>Mollis:</strong> Hell no.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Tuss:</strong> Thank you for your time.</p>
<p>[END LOG]</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Non-botanical.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Who are frequently unwitting participants in the ritual.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Must be of a surface area sufficient to facilitate the kneeling and sustained shuffling of the practitioner; approximately 0.5 square meter at minimum.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. The bystanding individual is to not be capable of visualizing the totality of the incantatory area.</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-111-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Access to SCP-111-J is restricted. The Foundation has circulated the cover story that the property is condemned due to severe hornet infestation. Any civilians found entering SCP-111-J's boundary are to be immediately incapacitated by SCP-111-J's patrolling agent. Testing of SCP-111-J requires permission from personnel of Level 4 Clearance or higher<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup>.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-111-J is a suburban house located in [REDACTED], NY. SCP-111-J's anomalous properties manifest if a human being speaks certain words or phrases while located within its legal plot (extending from the fence line of the backyard to the sides of the front yard and the sidewalk).</p>
<p>When the following phrases are spoken, a malevolent being will appear near the speaker and begin attacking them. The nature of this entity may range from an unidentified male wearing a mask and carrying a bladed weapon to an incorporeal entity with the ability to affect physical objects seemingly at random:</p>
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<li>"What noise?"</li>
<li>"I think we're safe."</li>
<li>"I'm gonna call 911."</li>
<li>"It's nice to be alone with you."</li>
<li>"Hello? Is there anybody there?"</li>
<li>"Ok, we made it out alive."</li>
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<p>The neighbourhood surrounding SCP-111-J and SCP-111-J itself will experience severely adverse weather for an indefinite period of time when the following phrases are uttered. Following notice of these changes in weather, any radio or television placed within SCP-111-J will report that the weather as it is will continue for an extended amount of time (Generally 5 hours to 2 days):</p>
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<li>"Look, you can leave any time."</li>
<li>"Let's get out of here."</li>
<li>"I'm catching the first plane out of here."</li>
<li>"We have to get out of here before they arrive."</li>
<li>"Well at least it can't get any worse."</li>
<li>"I hope he/she is okay out there…"</li>
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<p>Apparently scandalous but previously undetected information involving the speaker will manifest when the following phrases are uttered. (E.G. A morally corrupt twin sibling of the speaker may arrive, the speaker may be a Soviet spy, etc.)</p>
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<li>"No, you have to get over this. He's dead, _____."</li>
<li>"I killed him."</li>
<li>"I've been keeping a secret from you."</li>
<li>"My name is actually Roderick."</li>
<li>"Leave and never come back!"</li>
<li>"I could never lie to you."</li>
<li>"Can you hear them?"</li>
<li>"Ever since the war I've never been the same…"</li>
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<p>When the following phrases are spoken, [DATA EXPUNGED]</p>
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<li>"Oh, that must be the pizza delivery boy."</li>
<li>"I didn't call for a plumber!"</li>
<li>"The job is yours, but I need a favour first…"</li>
<li>"And this is the bedroom."</li>
<li>"I'd like to broaden my horizons."</li>
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<p><strong>Addendum 111-J:</strong> SCP-111-J was originally discovered by the Foundation following the severe weather and violent murders that occurred throughout the neighbourhood on October 15 and 16 2001. Investigation into the residents of the household revealed that the husband apparently had been visited by his lost-at-sea uncle and transvestite mistress; while the wife was murdered by her ex-fiancee who had been wearing a distorted rabbit mask and had been stuck in the neighbourhood due to blizzard conditions.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1111-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1111-J is to be stored in a purpose-built room in Site 26 with several electrical sockets for it and for testing equipment. It is not to be connected to other computers except under strict testing conditions. When testing is complete, all computers that were connected to SCP-1111-J are to be tested for anomalous efficiency levels. If they are shown to be unusually workable, then they are to be stored as possible duplicates of SCP-1111-J; otherwise, they are to be destroyed.</p>
<p>SCP-1111-J is not to be connected to the internet under any circumstances. Site 26 is forbidden to maintain more than one (landline) connection to the internet. In the event of SCP-1111-J becoming connected to the internet, Site 26 is to detonate hidden C4 charges at various points along its landline connection, and contact Command by radio for further orders.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1111-J is a [BRAND REDACTED] computer which has never experienced a recorded fault of any sort, and which maintains the actual computing power it was advertised as having. It was discovered when computers in a Foundation office were being updated. Every other computer froze at least once — with several overheating to the point of melting their casing or catching fire — except SCP-1111-J. At that time, it was discovered that no errors had ever been recorded on the machine. It will run any viable program without fail.</p>
<p>It is unknown how SCP-1111-J maintains its remarkable computing power. No such machine has been shown to have similar qualities and no unusual parts, unknown programs, remarkable power usage, ectoplasm, unusual religious atmosphere, miraculous events, crying statues, healing events, ghosts, technovampires, entities of pure energy, or mysterious voices have been detected near SCP-1111-J, despite daily sweeps of its room and careful monitoring of all known variables.</p>
<p>SCP-1111-J has proven capable of maintaining its anomalous properties even while connected to a normal computer of the same brand which was infected with several viruses. Due to this, it is theorised that if SCP-1111-J were to maintain a connection with the internet for even a short amount of time, the world's networks could become dangerously efficient.</p>
<p><em>We need to find out what makes this machine tick. If we had but twenty of these, our clerical costs would go down by 67%. Testing should be re-opened. - Dr. Smallwood.</em></p>
<p><em>Fine, but you will be held personally responsible for any incidents incurred by testing. - O5-11.</em></p>
<p><strong>SCP-1111-J Test Log</strong><br/>
Chief Researcher: Dr. Smallwood</p>
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<p><strong>Test 1</strong><br/>
Note that SCP-1111-J is currently running its default operating system at default settings.<br/>
Dr. Smallwood installed a word processor known to break down frequently, and typed up several documents without error.</p>
<p><strong>Test 2</strong><br/>
Dr. Smallwood typed out a text document with several deliberate errors, and then activated the spellcheck function. The spellcheck caught all grammatical and spelling errors, and did not create any new errors while solving them. No errors noted.<br/>
<em>Amazing! If they all worked like this no one would ever be told to "consult an alchemist" again!"</em> - Dr. Smallwood</p>
<p><strong>Test 3</strong><br/>
Dr. Smallwood left a word processor with a finished but unsaved document alone while he left to have a cup of tea and do a crossword. Upon his return, no errors had occurred, nor did any occur as he saved the file and exited the program.</p>
<p><strong>Test 4</strong><br/>
Dr. Smallwood attempted to disable the stylised "helpful mascot" on the word processor. When he exited the program and then entered again, the mascot did not spontaneously activate. After Dr. Smallwood restarted the machine and opened the program, the mascot did not spontaneously activate. He repeated this several times, and the mascot still did not spontaneously activate.</p>
<p><strong>Test 5</strong><br/>
Dr. Smallwood attempted to exit a word processor with an open unsaved file. The word processor prompted him to save before exiting and he did so. The program did not freeze while saving or prompting. No errors noted.</p>
<p><strong>Test 6</strong><br/>
Upon realising that new updates were available for [OS REDACTED], Dr. Smallwood saved them to a small specialised network, created a program to inform SCP-1111-J of the updates, and connected SCP-1111-J to the network. SCP-1111-J prompted Dr. Smallwood to allow it to complete updates, allowed him to postpone the updates, and restarted without incident when the update was complete.</p>
<p><strong>Test 7</strong><br/>
Dr. Smallwood installed an antivirus program onto SCP-1111-J before infecting it with a basic computer virus. The virus was immediately detected, quarantined and deleted. No errors occurred.</p>
<p><strong>Test 8</strong><br/>
Dr. Smallwood installed an additional antivirus program before testing for conflicts. When no conflicts were found, he added another antivirus program, and repeated the test. After thirteen antivirus programs had been added, with no conflicts resulting, he ceased testing for the day.<br/>
<em>Seriously, what</em> - Dr. Smallwood</p>
<p><strong>Test 9</strong><br/>
Dr. Smallwood connected SCP-1111-J to a virtual network and opened a commonly-used email client, upon which he had placed a full contact list including some contacts marked with notes like "boss," "potential client" and "wife." He wrote a short offensive e-mail and used the "send to many" function to send it to several contacts, not including those with notes. The e-mail was sent to the intended addresses and <em>not</em> to the addresses marked with notes.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1131</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Thaumiel</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All members of the O5 Council, the Ethics Committee, and the Site Director Executive Council of the Whole are to utilize SCP-1131 at all times on a 24/7 basis.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1131 refers to a method utilized by the <a href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/unusual-incidents-unit-hub">Unusual Incidents Unit</a> used to counter the effects of cognitohazardous entities.</p>
<p>SCP-1131 operates in an autonomous function when the subject using the method has encountered a cognitohazardous entity.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup></p>
<p>The mind, when affected by a cognitohazardous entity, will undergo a series of chemical changes heavily varying based upon the goal and power of said entity. These chemical changes are the main source of the properties shown on the affected subject, IE: loss of motor function, memory alteration, and "mind-control."</p>
<p>These chemical changes can be completely counteracted via any amount of the element tin (symbol <em>Sn</em>, atomic number <em>50</em>), but only if the tin is covering the majority of the top of the skull. This is commonly achieved via hand-shaped tinfoil wrapped around the head in a fashion similar to a hat. This method is SCP-1131.</p>
<p>SCP-1131 works due to the fact that the cognitohazardous properties, auras, and effects that an entity may give out cannot travel through closed tinfoil under any circumstances (with the exception of very few entities; research is ongoing).</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> The following is a collection of test logs of SCP-1131. Researcher Roy G. Caroll is the overseer for all tests involving SCP-1131.</p>
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<p>A UIU special agent (left) and Foundation researcher (right) demonstrating the proper use of SCP-1131.</p>
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<strong>Object:</strong> <a href="/scp-035">SCP-035</a>
<p><strong>Procedure:</strong> A D-Class personnel (D-1131-1) is to be introduced to SCP-035's containment chamber. The subject is then to be questioned as to the effects they are feeling.</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> D-1131-1 felt no compulsion to don SCP-035. During the test, SCP-035's smile altered into a frown. Following the conclusion of the test, SCP-035 has been extremely uncooperative and pouty because it "got defeated by a fucking tinfoil hat."</p>
<p>Attempts to make SCP-035 more cooperative during testing is ongoing.</p>
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<p><strong>Object:</strong> <a href="/scp-3213">SCP-3213</a></p>
<p><strong>Procedure:</strong> SCP-1131 is to be used on a southern elephant seal. SCP-3213 is then to be introduced into the seal's direct line of sight.</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> SCP-3213 had no effect on the seal. Following introduction to the seal in a controlled testing chamber, SCP-3213 burst out into tears and said the interaction was "the best moment of his life" because he was "finally able to hug a seal."</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> SCP-3213 is currently scheduled to go on a date with the elephant seal it has since named "Darla."</p>
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<p><strong>Object:</strong> <a href="/scp-055">SCP-055</a></p>
<p><strong>Procedure:</strong> A Foundation researcher using SCP-1131 is to be exposed to SCP-055 to see if it has any effect against the object's antimemetic properties.</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong> See transcript below.</p>
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<p><strong>[BEGIN LOG]</strong></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Condon:</strong> Hooooooly shit.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Caroll:</strong> What do you see?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Condon:</strong> Roy, I see it.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Caroll:</strong> What do you see, Dr. Condon?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Condon:</strong> I see it. Oh-fifty-five.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-055:</strong> Well shit.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Caroll:</strong> What is SCP-055— er, what?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Condon:</strong> We have an oh-fifty-five! It's right in front of me!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Caroll:</strong> We don't have an oh-fifty-five. What do you see, anyway?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-055:</strong> Don't tell him.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Condon:</strong> It's…</p>
<p><strong>SCP-055:</strong> Don't do it.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Condon:</strong> It's… it's incredible…</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Caroll:</strong> What is the object you see?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Condon:</strong> …it's a tinfoil hat. With a mouth.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-055:</strong> …why'd you have to ruin the fun?</p>
<p><strong>[END LOG]</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1132</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Due to the high percentage of personnel affected by SCP-1132, the lack of evidence suggesting that SCP-1132 may have any negative effects on the mental or physical welfare of such personnel, as well as having passed all memetic hazard screening and quarantine requirements, personnel affected by SCP-1132 are allowed to continue working unless deemed unstable or dangerous by psychiatric or medical staff.</p>
<p>SCP-1132-affected personnel are to be reminded that their afflictions cannot be used as an excuse to disregard standard procedures or violate Foundation safety guidelines. Foundation personnel affected by SCP-1132 are strictly prohibited from arming and firing their instances of SCP-1132.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1132 is an anomalous phenomenon that affects Foundation personnel, especially those involved in the transcription of documents or records. Personnel affected by SCP-1132 will develop a cranial growth over the course of their employment that will gradually form into a fully functional artillery cannon. The specific type of artillery formed by SCP-1132 varies from subject to subject; to date, no two instances have been precisely alike.</p>
<p>Personnel affected by SCP-1132 also gain a tendency to argue extensively about the specific pros and cons of their particular instance. While this does not appear to be any kind of harmful compulsion or memetic effect, personnel are encouraged to minimize such interaction due to the negative impact on productivity and to remember that each individual's SCP-1132 instance is unique and perfectly acceptable as it is.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 1132-01:</strong> Transcript of Surveillance Recording</p>
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<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> So, as I was saying, <em>my</em> head-cannon is by far the longest and pretty much ought to be the gold standard of how these things should go.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. █████:</strong> Oh, please. The 1700s want their muzzleloaders back, mine's a rifled piece of <em>art</em>. Short or not, you'd be crazy to consider anything else "standard".</p>
<p><strong>Dr. █████████:</strong> Are you kidding me? That's not even a head-cannon, it's more like a head-mortar. How do you expect us to take you seriously when you can't even get basic definitions right?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. █████:</strong> It's still a cannon, whether you want to believe it or not, and I'm pretty sure most of the others would agree with me. It's not my fault that most of you can't even be arsed to use rifling, it's not like it's been a thing since 1855.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> Come on guys, I'm trying to make a point here. Mine's still the longest and while size isn't everything, it's pretty freaking important, okay?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. █████:</strong> That's what <em>she</em> said.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. █████████:</strong> Alright, whatever, you losers do whatever you want. I know I'm right and I don't need your approval when you guys can't even get your historical facts straight.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. █████:</strong> Who are you calling a loser, dipshit?</p>
<p><strong>Dr. ███████:</strong> Hey, there's no need to — JESUS CHRIST HE'S ARMED</p>
<p>(sound of explosion, followed by fire alarms and breach alerts)</p>
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<p>Following this incident, Dr. █████ was placed on administrative leave for a period of no less than six (6) months pending a review from the Department of Professional Responsibility regarding his conduct in the aforementioned incident as well as resorting to ad hominem.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1134-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1134-J is to be kept in a locked drawer in Doctor ████’s office. No further containment measures are deemed necessary to contain SCP-1134-J.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1134-J is a roll of tan masking tape, approximately 4 cm in width. The labels on the interior of the roll suggest that it is <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">the bad kind</span> manufactured by ██.</p>
<p>SCP-1134-J’s anomalous properties are manifested when a human subject, henceforth referred to as SCP-1134-J-A, attempts to tear off a piece of SCP-1134-J. Instances of SCP-1134-J-A seem to be opposed to using scissors or any kind of a blade when attempting to remove a piece of SCP-1134-J.</p>
<p>When SCP-1134-J-A removes a piece of SCP-1134-J, SCP-1134-J will tear at a point that SCP-1134-J-A did not intend, regardless of how much care was invested in doing so. This causes an unusually large amount of frustration in SCP-1134-J-A, often causing SCP-1134-J-A to attack SCP-1134-J. SCP-1134-J also seems to be impervious to all attempts to damage it by SCP-1134-J-A, and attempts to do so also seem to cause additional frustration in SCP-1134-J-A.</p>
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<p><strong>Subject:</strong> D-23867</p>
<p><strong>Procedure:</strong> D-23867 is placed in a standard humanoid containment chamber, outfitted with a one-way mirror for viewing by Doctor ████. Also within the chamber is SCP-1134-J, placed on floor of the containment chamber.</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Doctor ████:</strong> Please remove a rectangular piece of SCP-1134-J</p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> Um, okay.</p>
<p><em>D-23867 attempts to remove a piece of SCP-1134-J, but the piece tears diagonally, forming an irregular trapezoid.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> Oh, that brand, huh? That always [EXPLETIVE] happens!</p>
<p><strong>Doctor ████:</strong> D-23867, please attempt to remove a rectangular piece of SCP-1134-J.</p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> Yeah, well [EXPLETIVE] that.</p>
<p><em>D-23867 complies, but SCP-1134-J once again tears diagonally.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-23867 throws SCP-1134-J at the opposite wall of the containment chamber.</em></p>
<p><strong>Doctor ████:</strong> D-23867, please refrain from throwing SCP-1134-J, or you will be removed from the testing chamber. Please remove a rectangular piece of SCP-1134-J.</p>
<p><strong>D-235867:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] THAT! YOU [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-23867 slows his breathing, and paces around the room. After 3 minutes, D-23867 once again attempts to remove a piece from SCP-1134-J, slowly.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> Okay, this time I’m gonna get it.</p>
<p><em>D-23867 begins to slowly tear SCP-1134-J, but then it tears slightly diagonally.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> No no no no no no no no no no no no no…</p>
<p><em>D-23867 re-adjusts his grip, and continues to tear SCP-1134-J, but SCP-1134-J tears perpendicular to the tear D-23867 was attempting to make</em></p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-23867 throws SCP-1134-J against the opposite wall in the containment chamber, then strikes the wall adjacent to him. Later examination of D-23867 showed that his wrist broke due to this strike.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-23867, clutching his wrist, walks to SCP-1134-J, then begins to repeatedly stomp on SCP-1134-J.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-23867 is forcefully removed from the testing chamber by two D-class personnel, but D-23867 breaks free and begins striking SCP-1134-J repeatedly. The two D-class personnel once again grab D-23867, and, with greater force this time, remove D-23867 from the testing chamber.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-23867:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] YOU, YOU LITTLE [EXPLETIVE] PIECE OF [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE], [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE] YOU! [EXPLETIVE] ALL OF YOU [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-23867 is removed from the testing area. The subject appears to be extremely frustrated, however returns to an ordinary psychological state after 14 hours. Post-test examination of SCP-1134-J showed that no damage was inflicted on SCP-1134-J.</em></p>
<p><strong>Analysis:</strong> <em>SCP-1134-J seems to cause extreme frustration in those attempting to remove a piece from it. Further experiments are required to find the extent of SCP-1134-J’s “unrippablity”.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Subject:</strong> D-49856</p>
<p><strong>Procedure:</strong> D-49856 is placed in a standard humanoid containment chamber, outfitted with a one-way mirror for viewing by Doctor ████. Also within the chamber is SCP-1134-J, placed on floor of the containment chamber, and a standard pair of scissors.</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong></p>
<p><strong>D-49856:</strong> A roll of tape? I can’t wait to see what this one does…</p>
<p><strong>Doctor ████:</strong> Please remove a rectangular piece of SCP-1134-J.</p>
<p><em>D-49856 complies, and similar to the previous test, SCP-1134-J tears diagonally, causing frustration in D-49856.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-49856:</strong> [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-49856 attempts again to remove a piece from SCP-1134-J, without being instructed to do so. This attempt is once again met with failure, as a tear forms that is approximately 12 cm long, along one edge of SCP-1134-J.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-49856:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]! WHAT THE [EXPLETIVE] KIND OF [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] IS THIS?!</p>
<p><strong>Doctor ████:</strong> D-49856, please try to stay calm. Use the scissors we have supplied you to cut a rectangular piece of SCP-1134-J.</p>
<p><strong>D-49856:</strong> OH, [EXPLETIVE] THAT! If I can’t rip a [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] piece of tape, then what the [EXPLETIVE] am I [EXPLETIVE] good for?</p>
<p><em>D-49856 kicks the supplied pair of scissors to the far corner of the testing chamber, and once again attempts to tear a piece off of SCP-1134-J. The tear previously made grew an additional 14 cm as this piece was torn off, causing D-49856 to become extremely agitated and angry.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-49856:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE] PIECE OF [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-49856 attempts to rip SCP-1134-J into two pieces. After 12 seconds without success, D-49856 holds SCP-1134-J to the wall of the testing chamber, and repeatedly strikes SCP-1134-J. None of these measures seemed to have an effect on the structural integrity of SCP-1134-J.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-49856:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><strong>Doctor ████:</strong> D-49856, please stop your attacks towards SCP-1134-J, or you will be removed from the testing chamber.</p>
<p><strong>D-49856:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] THAT! I [EXPLETIVE]… I… Why am I so mad?</p>
<p><em>D-49856 puts SCP-1134-J back on the floor of the testing chamber, and sits down in the eastern corner.</em></p>
<p><strong>Doctor ████:</strong> Please remove a rectagular-</p>
<p><strong>D-49856:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] off! I’m [EXPLETIVE] trying to… AAAH! Stop it!</p>
<p><em>After 8 minutes, and statements from D-49856 was “cooled off” D-49856 attempts with her hands to remove a piece of SCP-1134-J. SCP-1134-J tears at a slight angle, but this seems to cause only minor annoyance with D-49856. She attempts again, slowly, to remove a piece of SCP-1134-J. However it tears in the middle, separating SCP-1134-J into two halves. This causes D-49856 to once again attack SCP-1134-J, this time striking it repeatedly with her head. Several other D-class personnel enter the test chamber to intervene. D-49856 grabs one of the D-class’s firearms and repeatedly shoots SCP-1134-J at a range of approximately 1.4 meters. Of the 7 shots fired at SCP-1134-J, 5 are confirmed hits on SCP-1134-J. The D-class then forcefully grab D-49856, and remove her from the testing chamber.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-49856:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]! I’LL [EXPLETIVE] KILL THAT [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE] YOU ALL, YOU [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]! [EXPLETIVE] YOU, DOCTOR ████! [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-49856 is placed into temporary containment for psychological evaluation. 5 hours after being removed from the testing chamber, D-49856 seems to have returned to an ordinary psychological state. The 5 hits on SCP-1134-J seem to have had no effect.</em></p>
<p><strong>Analysis:</strong> <em>SCP-1134-J-A seems to choose against using scissors when cutting SCP-1134-J. SCP-1134-J-A is confirmed to have an emotional response to SCP-1134-J. Also, SCP-1134-J is extremely resistant to damage. Further testing is required to see how indestructible SCP-1134-J is.</em></p>
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<p><em>Doctor ████: “Is further testing concerning SCP-1134-J’s indestructibility approved?”</em></p>
<p><em>O5-██:”Yes”.</em></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Test SCP-1134-J-3</strong></span></p>
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<p><strong>Subject:</strong> D-99214</p>
<p><strong>Procedure:</strong> D-99214 is placed in a reinforced humanoid containment chamber, outfitted with several reinforcing steel plates lining the chamber. Also within the chamber is an of SCP-1134-J, placed on floor of the containment chamber, several aluminum bats, axes, handguns, rifles, knives, and hand grenades.</p>
<p><strong>Results:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Doctor ████:</strong> D-99214, You may attempt to destroy SCP-1134-J in any way you deem necessary.</p>
<p><strong>D-99214:</strong> Um, okay.</p>
<p><em>D-99214 takes the an axe from the ground of the testing chamber and attempts to cut SCP-1134-J. Despite a direct hit, no damage seemed to be caused to SCP-1134-J.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-99214:</strong> [EXPLETIVE]! How did it do that?</p>
<p><em>D-99214 is visibly frustrated, and once again hits SCP-1134-J with the selected axe, again with no effect. D-99214 then changes weapons to an AK-47 assault rifle, and opens fire on SCP-1134-J. Due to the angle of cameras in the testing chamber, no shots are confirmed hits on SCP-1134-J, but post-test analysis of audio showed that 37 shots were fired. Again, no damage is visible on SCP-1134-J.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-99214:</strong> [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] PIECE OF [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]! WHAT A LOAD OF [EXPLETIVE]! I’M [EXPLETIVE] DONE WITH [EXPLETIVE] THIS PIECE OF [EXPLETIVE]!</p>
<p><em>D-99214 throws the previously selected AK-47 at SCP-1134-J, striking it directly. Then, D-99214 selects a hand grenade from the available arsenal and throws it at SCP-1134-J. It detonates 0.6 meters from SCP-1134-J, and sends it towards the far wall of the chamber. D-99214 is unharmed, and then proceeds to attack SCP-1134-J with a knife provided. With every strike on SCP-1134-J, D-99214 grows more frustrated and angry.</em></p>
<p><strong>D-99214:</strong> I’M GOING TO [EXPLETIVE] KILL THIS [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] THING! I-</p>
<p><em>D-99214 suddenly falls to the floor of the testing chamber. Several D-class personnel are sent in to investigate, and D-99214 is then removed to from the testing chamber. D-99214 is declared deceased by sudden cardiac arrest upon removal from the testing chamber, and is then removed from the site. Post-test examination revealed no damage on the surface of SCP-1134-J</em></p>
<p><strong>Analysis:</strong> None of the aforementioned tools/weapons seem to have an effect on the structural integrity of SCP-1134-J.</p>
<p><em>Doctor ████: “Damn it.”</em></p>
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<p><em>Doctor ████: “What can I say, the damn thing’s annoying as [EXPLETIVE].”</em><br/>
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<p>SCP-1150-J <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">photograph</span><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">artist's</span><sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> chief accountant █████va's depiction</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1150-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Cannot be classified using available means.</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1150-J is located in the backyard of the administrative bunkhouse in Area 22/13 (Bum███k, Russia), guarded by two (2) dogs due to lack of more suitable housing and severe staff shortage. Experiments with SCP-1150-J are suspended indefinitely due to absence of qualified researchers and lack of available test subjects; all Area 22/13 D-class personnel have been assigned to labour at Area 22/13 household plot in order to alleviate present food shortage.</p>
<p>Proposal that SCP-1150-J be moved to another Foundation facility is pending indefinite review until suitable transportation and fuel arrives and access roads are repaired as necessary.</p>
<p>MTF Phi-13, "Broke Blokes" is <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">assigned to work with the local populace in order to conceal the existence of SCP-1150-J.</span> on an ongoing strike due to not having received their salary for the last ██ months.</p>
<p>This document will be registered in the Foundation database as soon as Area 22/13 electricity bill is paid and communication is restored; until then it is to be stored in Area Director ██████skiy's desk drawer along with other important documents.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1150-J is a sculpture made from low-quality concrete, depicting a disembodied human arm bent halfway with another hand gripping its biceps. The sculpture is approximately (last tape measure in Area 22/13 was lost during Incident ██.██.20██) 1.5 meters tall and can be carried by four (4) properly fed Foundation employees.</p>
<p>The object's anomalous effect initially spread to supply agent ██████off and chief accountant █████va; both started having repeating nightmares in which SCP-1150-J is depicted as the arms and hands of a humanoid entity whose face and other distinctive features match ██████off's and █████va's immediate superior ██████skiy. Other Area 22/13 employees also reported having similar nightmares, particularly often the nights before paydays.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> The object was initially found on the grounds of Area 22/13 storage area (abandoned due to absence of demand) by Saveliy Semyonovich, the Area warden, during a routine patrol (actually conducted for the first time in 20██ due to said warden's alcoholism). After SCP-1150-J was contained and the warden was questioned and severely reprimanded, he was issued two (2) bottles of 80 proof amnestic, with the side effect of partially amnestifying the extent of his wage arrears.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1162-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe (pending review)</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1162-J must be stored under Biosafety Level 4 conditions. Under no circumstances may SCP-1162-J be handled without adequate BSL-4 protection or by personnel not in full Class A hazmat gear. Personnel who have been exposed to SCP-1162-J are to be subject to post-mortem incineration. In the case of containment compromise, full nuclear sterilization is considered automatically authorized.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> Inspection reveals SCP-1162-J to be similar in form to an ordinary bacon-and-cheese sandwich. Two slices of cheese are present within the sandwich, determined to be ████████ ████ and ██████ ████. Sauce of undetermined composition has also been located within the sandwich. SCP-1162-J's anomalous properties result from its bun, which is composed entirely of fried chicken. Despite this deviation from ordinary sandwich structure, SCP-1162-J maintains its sandwich designation through unknown means.</p>
<p>SCP-1162-J was deposited into Foundation care on ██/██/████, by Agent ███████, who had spent the previous two weeks on leave. Agent ███████, after ensuring SCP-1162-J's prompt containment, left directions for immolation and promptly committed suicide. Elevated levels of sodium were indeed found within the corpse prior to destruction. The ultimate origin of SCP-1162-J is not known. Packaging originally found with SCP-1162-J at the time of containment identifies it as a Kentucky Fried Chicken "Double Down" sandwich, but Foundation scientists have judged it unlikely that any such product would have been designed by said company or produced on a large scale, being entirely inconsistent with all previous definitions of "sandwich" as well as its property of inducing violent revulsion in human subjects. The effects of direct exposure to SCP-1162-J have never been observed, but are assumed to be rapid heart failure followed by death. Consumption in part or whole has been theorized to have the result of [DATA EXPUNGED] hazardous concentrations of sodium remaining in the corpses necessitating [DATA EXPUNGED] damage to nearby unprotected human subjects.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> Testimony from research personnel assigned to SCP-1162-J has raised the possibility of a psychic lure effect emanating from SCP-1162-J, intensifying with exposure over time. This hypothetical effect manifests as a compulsion to consume part of SCP-1162-J, despite knowledge of health risks and the near-certainty of permanent physiological damage to be incurred by such an action, described as a "morbid curiosity". As a precaution, staff rotation has been instituted.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> Unverified reports have been forthcoming regarding sightings of additional instances of SCP-1162-J in the wild. I need not remind you of the potential hazard posed to the public by such manifestations. All agents have been cleared for unlimited funding with the aim of containing as many instances of SCP-1162-J as possible. Get these things off the streets and into an anomalous-object retrieval bag ASAP, people. You have your orders. - Richard Stillmann, Site-██ Director</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-118-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-118-J is to be contained at Site 19 until further notice by allowing him to work with whatever it is that SCP-118-J does around here anyway. SCP-118-J can be assigned further research duties, but prolonged interaction may cause individuals to exceed their daily sodium intake. It is not advised to agitate SCP-118-J, as it causes SCP-118-J to grow in size.</p>
<p>In the event of an explosive outburst, Foundation personnel are advised to tell SCP-118-J to chill, and remind them of their condition, through an interrogative statement.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-118-J is formerly Foundation Researcher Doctor Michael Magnus, who was transformed into a substantial quantity of common table salt after an unfortunate incident in the Site 19 cafeteria.</p>
<p>After this incident SCP-118-J has become a giant pile of salt, with a labcoat, and a pair of glasses in there somewhere. SCP-118-J is still able to perform his research duties for the Foundation, though the amount of salt he emits while doing so is staggering. Salt emissions have been observed to increase around payday, and after sporting events involving the Pittsburgh Steelers American football team.</p>
<p>SCP-118-J has been observed to increase in the total volume of salt when agitated or corrected. As such it is recommended to try and keep SCP-118-J calm. Failure to do so may endanger your cardiovascular health.</p>
<p>Researcher Kensington observed the transformation of Dr. Magnus on November 17th, 2004 after he became agitated, and "entered a salt state" (hereafter referred to as CONDITION-POSTERIOR-DAMAGED) during their shared lunch break.</p>
<p>At this time, there's no known cure for SCP-118-J's condition, and will most likely remain a giant pile of salt until he dies.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Magnus' note:</strong><br/>
<em>Get fucked Kensington, you took that last plate of Carbonara, when you knew I wanted it, and that doesn't make me "salty", you giant chode. Stop posting this shit to the database, they're already murdering my inbox because of this.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Addendum NaCl:</strong> On February 6, 2011, there was a major breach event which concluded with SCP-118-J entering CONDITION-POSTERIOR-DAMAGED at approximately 10 pm following what was described in his own words as "a complete shit show, chokefest."</p>
<p>Researcher Kensington was observed to then hold out his hand, and demand restitution for some form of pre-arranged bet. Doctor Magnus was observed to be a total dick, and welch.</p>
<p>It is unknown at this time whether his inability to pay up is due to his condition as SCP-118-J, or if he's just that much of a baby.</p>
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<p><strong>Addendum K2Cr2O7:</strong> On June 27, 2015, after losing a round of the video game "Nidhogg" to Researcher Kensington, SCP-118-J was inquired as to his emotional state, while implying fraternal relation.</p>
<p>This immediately caused a CONDITION-POSTERIOR-DAMAGED, which lead to unprecedented ambient salt levels in the immediate vicinity.</p>
<p>Due to the amount of damage caused to Researcher Ken's totally sweet rig that he spent like three grand on, over a game of Nidhogg for fuck's sake, it's recommended at this time to never inquire of SCP-118-J's emotional state, or familial fraternal relation. Because he can't take a goddamned joke, and is like seven thousand years old and doesn't recognize a meme.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Magnus' note:</strong><br/>
<em>Get fucking bent, you cheated.</em></p>
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On December 25th, 2015, Researcher Kensington participated in the Site 19 "Secret Santa" exchange, having recieved SCP-118-J's given name.</p>
<p>As part of the tradition, Researcher Kensington purchased an ornate salt shaker for SCP-118-J, feeling he would appreciate a joke, and have somewhere decorative to store some of his salt.</p>
<p>Researcher Kensington underestimated SCP-118-J's inability to take a joke, and SCP-118-J entered CONDITION-POSTERIOR-DAMAGED as usual.</p>
<p>Such was the magnitude of SCP-118-J's saltiness, that other Research Staff around him were affected as well. No less than ██ research staff were transformed into huge piles of salt, as a result of SCP-118-J's shitty mood, and the general consensus was that SCP-118-J ruined the office Christmas party with his inability to take a joke.</p>
<p><strong>Dr Magnus' Note:</strong><br/>
<em>Kensington, you irredeemable fuckwad. "<a href="http://a.co/dODP0GN">Ornate salt shaker</a>" my dick. I didn't ruin shit, AND DELETE THIS GODDAMNED DATABASE ENTRY.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1201-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Action… I think?</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> I'm pretty sure I have a copy of it somewhere in my living room. On VHS. Wait, is it old enough for VHS? Man, I don't think I even have a VCR anymore. Oh god I feel old.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1201-J is that one movie. The one with the guy. The big one? Well I guess he was more medium height. Everyone was talking about it a little while ago.</p>
<p>You know the one I'm talking about, right? With [REDACTED]? Or was it [REDACTED]… Like that movie with all the guys with guns. Yeah, that one, with the car that went swoosh swoosh and then there was an explosion. And it had that woman in it.</p>
<p>You know, that woman. The one who did the voice for that girl in the movie with the other guy who kept saving her? No, not her, the other one. [REDACTED]? Did she even ever do voice acting? Oh yeah, she was the princess in the cute little animated thing. With all the animals?</p>
<p>Oh wait, I think I'm getting it. Hold on… Damnit you messed me up! It wasn't [REDACTED]! Since when has [REDACTED] been in anything anyways? Have you <em>seen</em> her at the Oscars? She looked like one of those skeletons from that old game. You know that old game, right?</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> Wait, here are some pics of actors, lemme see if I can find the guy:</p>
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<p>The guy from the movie with the ring</p>
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<p>The chick with nice tits</p>
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<p>That Asian dude who was in those movies with that one black guy.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1212</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> The original instance of SCP-1212 is to be contained in a standard containment locker at Site-12. All additional instances are to be contained in a Size- <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">1</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">2</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">3</span> 6 Containment Locker directly adjacent to the original instance's containment locker. Under no circumstances aside from deposition of new instances of SCP-1212 is the secondary containment locker to be opened. Once every three (3) weeks, one D-class is to be introduced to SCP-1212. Said D-class is to remain under observation until expiring, at which point the original instance will be separated and placed in its containment locker and the remaining instances stored in secondary containment.</p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> Due to possible psychic effects discovered during staff interviews following Incident 1212-Delta, Containment and research on SCP-1212 is to be undertaken solely by Junior Researchers and other personnel who still think Able is "the coolest fucking 'SPC' we have," as they appear to be immune.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1212 is an indestructible ivory bracelet with diameter of 10 cm, 2 cm. thick, with two extremely sharp spikes directly polar to each other pointing outwards from the center. Inspection reveals that it is a single, unaltered piece of bone, leading researchers to believe that it is a notch from the spinal column of a currently unknown creature. SCP-1212 contains trace amounts of dark matter within the bone. It is unknown at this time whether this is the cause of its anomalous effects.</p>
<p>When coming within one (1) meter of SCP-1212, subjects with no prior knowledge of its effects experience a strong compulsion to wear it. When placed on any limb of the body, SCP-1212's spikes will turn inward and the bracelet itself will contract to clamp tightly around the limb. Subjects will typically report extreme pain following the impalement of the limb, and at this point will attempt to remove SCP-1212. It is impossible to remove SCP-1212 following impalement.</p>
<p>Over the course of three hours, the subject's spinal notches will become hollow, and widen to a diameter of 10 cm. Two spikes will grow on each notch. When three hours have elapsed, each spinal notch will detach itself from the subject by rotating at a speed of 2000 rpm. All spinal notches are identical in appearance and effect to the original instance of SCP-1212, save for two details:</p>
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<li>If the original instance of SCP-1212 is not worn within 28 days of last detachment, all instances will spontaneously teleport to a random limb of nearby persons.</li>
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<p><strong>Incident 1212-Delta Aftermath Interview Log</strong></p>
<p>On ██/██/████, all instances of SCP-1212 breached containment, resulting in a total of 3,128 fatalities. The following interview was conducted in the aftermath of the event between Dr. ████, the Researcher who initially reported SCP-1212, and Drs. ███, ██████, and Researcher ████, all Level 4 researchers who had been in charge of the containment of SCP-1212, who had been out getting smoothies during the breach.</p>
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<p><strong>Dr. ████:</strong> Not only did the three of you ignore the clear, three-week deadline, but you out-and-out ignored the item completely! Why?<br/>
<strong>Researcher ████:</strong> It's boring.<br/>
<strong>Dr. ████:</strong> …what?<br/>
<strong>Dr. ██████:</strong> Yeah, it's just a cliche, indestructible, cursed magical item that kills you. That's it.<br/>
<strong>Dr. ████:</strong> That's it?! 3,128 people died because of this SCP!<br/>
<strong>Researcher ████:</strong> Exactly! That's just cheap horror. Like, "Oooh, this thing is so dangerous. It killed so many people." No substance, no hook, nothing at all. Like, what's its backstory? How did we find it?<br/>
<strong>Dr. ████:</strong> Huh? What are you talking about? We found it in an abandoned mine after a miner went missing and died, but what does that have to do with anything?<br/>
<strong>Dr. ███:</strong> It has to do with everything. That backstory is boring, and kind of implausible. We don't investigate <em>every</em> death in the world. It just doesn't add anything. Maybe you could change it?<br/>
<strong>Dr. ████:</strong> What the fuck do you mean, "change it?!" That's what actually happened!<br/>
<strong>Dr. ██████:</strong> Hey, buddy, calm down. We're just trying to help make it better.<br/>
<strong>Dr. ████:</strong> Better? This… THING fucking KILLS PEOPLE!<br/>
<strong>Dr. ███:</strong> Yes, yes. We've been over that. Now I have to ask, dark matter? Really?<br/>
<strong>Researcher ████:</strong> Oh yeah. That bugged the crap out of me. Dark matter hasn't actually been proven to exist.<br/>
<strong>Dr. ██████:</strong> Yeah. Downvote for pointless dark matter.<br/>
<strong>Dr. ████:</strong> It HAS been proven to exist! WE just proved it exists! You're scientists! Why aren't you shitting your pants with excitement?!<br/>
<strong>Dr. ███:</strong> That's another thing. Your tone. It's really off. I don't believe a scientist would really say that in an official interview. I'm afraid it's downvote for me.<br/>
<strong>Dr. ████:</strong> WHAT THE FUCK IS A <a href="/standard-form-for-downvotes">DOWNVOTE?!!!</a><br/>
<strong>END LOG</strong></p>
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<p>D-233454 currently in containment</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1224-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Thaumiel</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Instances of SCP-1224-J are to be contained within standard humanoid cells within Sites that require humanoid testing. Instances of SCP-1224-J are to be fed rations consistent with Document DC-Tau-2016. Testing with instances of SCP-1224-J is to be granted by staff no lower than level 3.</p>
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<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1224-J is a large body of individuals used in testing commonly referred to as "D-Class". SCP-1224-J instances are labelled as D-[Numerical Designation] for ease of use. Currently SCP-1224-J instances inhabit parts of Western Europe, Eastern England, Northern Ireland, United States, Mexico, Caribbean, New Zealand, Victoria, New South Wales, Pakistan, India, Japan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Vietnam, Bolivia, the Philippines, China, Madagascar, Eurasia, Canada, and Siberia. MTF-ΝΕΣ ("Lightgun") are responsible for capturing and bringing in instances of SCP-1224-J.</p>
<p>SCP-1224-J was determined to be anomalous due to the sheer number of instances which possess, among other things, a temperament which is conducive to holding for long periods of time, and testing of potentially dangerous objects. Due to the readily available number, instances of SCP-1224-J are to be used to conduct experiments which are deemed too dangerous for research staff, and are considered expendable.</p>
<p>Ethical concerns with using SCP-1224-J for duck testing have been raised, and been deemed acceptable by the Ethics Committee, with the exception of Dr. [REDACTED]. Dr [REDACTED]'s concerns were considered negligible due to the importance of SCP-1224-J in testing various objects.</p>
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<p>In addition to testing with SCP-1224-J, at the end of each month, instances of SCP-1224-J are to be terminated in order to prevent rioting, potential security breaches, and additional shankings. (See Incident Log Q-Utah-Alpha-Charlie-Kilo)</p>
<p>This termination is to be carried out under the supervision of Dr. Crowe.</p>
<p>Additional issues were raised by Dr. [REDACTED] as to the ethical rationale for termination of SCP-1224-J instances.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Crowe's Note</strong><br/>
<em>Ladies and Gentlemen. While I understand the difficulties of the Ethics Committee, I want you to recognize that this is for the future of all mankind. We need to be realists here. We need ducks to be tested on. We need them in large quantities. SCP-1224-J are neccessary. Therefore, I overrule Dr [REDACTED]'s concern that we're treating these people inhumanely. This is correct. They are ducks.</em></p>
<p><strong>O5-7's Note</strong><br/>
<em>While I completely understand, and even sympathize with Dr [REDACTED], I think her tenure on the Ethics Committee must come to a close. Personal crusades are a noble thing, but SCP-1224-J are the reason that we can contain objects to this day. I feel nothing but gratitude for their years of service, but, due to the nature of their objections, and obvious ties to D-[REDACTED], must recommend their termination at this time.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Dr. [REDACTED]'s final note to the Ethics Committee:</strong><br/>
<em>By now I'm dead. They've found out my connection to my sister. There's no way they'll let me live, not after all I've done. I implore you, please, the terminations have to stop. There's just no reason, they're innocent for god's sake! You can't do this. I can't do this. Not after what they did to Mallardry. Faithfully yours, Dr. [REDUCKTED]</em></p>
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<strong>O5-7's Note:</strong><br/>
<em>Dr. Crowe, please stop laughing at members of MTF-ΝΕΣ if they miss their shots at instances of SCP-1224-J during monthly termination. It's obnoxious.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1225-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Keter</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> All testing of SCP-1225-J is to be supervised by a member of staff of no less than Level 4 clearance. SCP-1225-J is currently held at Site 25 and is to be held at all times in a block of solid ice in a standard 18m x 18m containment room modified to mimic the temperature conditions of the North Pole.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> A containment zone of 20m is to be kept at all time and no personnel may enter this zone except during testing. All monitoring personnel must be equipped at all times with noise cancelling headgear capable of blocking sound between 5 Hz - 50 kHz.</p>
<p>Personnel are advised that on the night of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">November 25</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">November 15</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">November 4</span> October 31 SCP-1225-J will attempt to breach containment and escape the facility. To date all attempts at preventing this have failed, as have all attempts at containment during Yule Events.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1225-J is a human female of approximately 55 years of age with light skin and blonde hair wearing a red and white sherpa coat, a matching red sleeping cap with white fur trim and a white puff at the tip, green leggings, and red shoes with curved pointed tips. Genetic testing shows that SCP-1225-J is genetically identical to ██████ █████.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup> When interviewed Ms. █████ has expressed no knowledge of SCP-1225-J, although she reports unusually vivid dreams during the months of November and December.</p>
<p>While SCP-1225-J's containment is voluntary during the majority of the year, it will enter an active period lasting <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">one month</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">a month and a half</span> nearly two months out of the year during November and December (active periods hereafter referred to as Yule Events). During a Yule Event SCP-1225-J will breach containment through anomalous means and attempt to locate and travel to high population centers, usually visiting 3-4 locations during each Yule Event. Locations visited include London, England; New York City, NY; Buenos Aires, Argentina; Dallas, TX; and ████████, MT. How SCP-1225-J chooses where to visit is currently unknown, although it seems to prefer cities in the Anglosphere. To date SCP-1225-J has not visited any location more than once.</p>
<p>SCP-1225-J is capable of producing a sonic tone in a frequency beyond the range of human hearing.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup> Even brief exposure to this tone will induce a number of effects on anyone in proximity to it including</p>
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<li>A change in demeanor described as "jolly and festive"</li>
<li>A compulsion to sing traditional Christmas songs</li>
<li>A compulsion to decorate for the Christmas holiday</li>
<li>A general positive shift in mood for the duration of the winter holiday period</li>
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<p>Effects last on average 2-3 weeks, however the longest recorded effect lasted until precisely 11:59:59 P.M. local time on December 31. Prolonged or repeated exposure to SCP-1225-J's tone can lead to paranoia, insanity, and, in severe exposure, death. D-class personnel who have been exposed for extended periods have reported auditory hallucinations "as if someone was singing just around the corner" and have also reported seeing SCP-1225-J during periods of rapid eye movement or within their peripheral vision. Effects only last as long as subjects are continuously exposed to SCP-1225-J and gradually lessen over time.</p>
<p>While in containment a variant of SCP-1225-J's tone can be heard through the ice from up to 20m and has been known to cause migraines, nausea, irritability, and uncharacteristic frivolity in personnel not properly equipped.</p>
<p>SCP-1225-J was discovered after the first known Yule Event in 1994 in the town of ████, Alaska. SCP-1225-J surrendered willingly and allowed itself to be contained under the containment procedures listed above under the condition that it be allowed to leave on a date of its choice<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup> and then willingly recontained on December 26. SCP-1225-J claims that it is spreading the "holiday spirit to all in this dreary world."</p>
<p>On the morning of December 26 SCP-1225-J will submit to the containment team on standby and willingly be taken into custody. At precisely 00:00 A.M Jan 1<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup> a solid block of ice approximately 1 meter thick will expand outward from SCP-1225-J and will contain it until the next active Yule Event.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> On November 27, 20██ while SCP-1225-J was in the town of ██████, NE D-2512 was sent in to locate SCP-1225-J and conduct a formal interview. The interview was monitored remotely by Dr. Christopher ███████ who was to feed D-2512 with questions. Dr. ███████'s lines omitted for redundancy. SCP-1225-J was located singing atop a decorated residential home. Interview follows.</p>
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<p><strong>[BEGIN LOG]</strong></p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> Hello? Ma'am?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> Can you hear it? The joy of the holiday! Are you excited for Christmas?</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> Uh, yeah, sure. Ma'am, can I ask you some questions?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> Please, ask and I'll be happy to answer!</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> Okay. Um, first question. Who are you? Do you have a name?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> I'm the one to bring the joy of the season to everyone in the world!</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> Okay. Next question, why are you doing this?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> I'm bringing holiday spirit to all in this dreary world! If even one person is made happier because of me isn't that worth it?</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> I guess. Um, okay. Why are you doing this now? Why these specific dates?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> Because this is the season! I used to only do it for a month, but you all love the holidays so much, you're celebrating them earlier and earlier! I can hardly keep up anymore, but it's important work!</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> Oh, huh. I never thought about it like that. But isn't that just from companies trying to make money by selling stuff earlier in the year?<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-6" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-6')">6</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> What's so wrong with that? Spreading the holiday cheer in all times is something to be celebrated, I think. You do it earlier and earlier so I will come earlier and earlier as you all wish!</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> Whatever, Christmas is all [EXPLETIVE DELETED] anyways. Ok. Um, next question then. How do you choose where you go?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> Oh, that's easy! I go where I'm most needed! This world is so dull, and people are becoming sadder and sadder. I go to where people most need some holiday cheer! And every so often I find some Scrooge and I just have to help them. After all… [singing] All I-</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> What the…?</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> Want for-</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> No, hold on!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> Christmas-</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> Stop, please!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> Is-</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> PLEASE DEAR GOD NOOOOOO!</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1225-J:</strong> [REDACTED]</p>
<p><strong>D-2512:</strong> [incoherent screaming]</p>
<p><strong>[END LOG]</strong></p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Between 32°F (0°C) to -40°F (-40°C)</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. A popular American singer, songwriter, record producer and actress</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Human hearing is in a range of 20 Hz - 20 kHz, tone has been measured to be between 30-35 kHz</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. Originally November 25 but SCP-1225-J has requested an earlier date every █ years</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. Midnight on New Year's Day</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-6"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-6')">6</a>. D-2512 asked this question unprompted</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-7"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-7')">7</a>. Obsession with Christmas</div>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-123-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Any instances of SCP-123-J are to be contained within the staff refrigerator at Site ██. Staff use is allowed; however, staff are warned that ingestion of SCP-123-J and subsequent information of its composition can result in shock, paranoia, and a healthier lifestyle.</p>
<p>If personnel come across an instance of SCP-123-J, they are to purchase it and preferably some instances of SCP-123-J-2.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-123-J-1 is a small plastic tub with the brand label “I Can't Believe It's Not Butter” on its cover. Investigation has been made into Becel company, creators of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"; however, no links to any occult organizations have been found.</p>
<p>Contained within SCP-123-J-1 is a compound of oils forming into an edible substance, designated SCP-123-J. When a subject spreads SCP-123-J on any grain product and ingests it, they report SCP-123-J to have a taste similar to butter. When informed that the substance is not organic butter, subjects typically report disbelief.</p>
<p>SCP-123-J melts when exposed to heat higher than room temperature. When left refrigerated SCP-123-J slowly solidifies into its original, spreadable state.</p>
<p>SCP-123-J was originally purchased by Agent C█████ in a Safeway supermarket located in ██████, Maryland. Upon ingesting it through the use of a SCP-123-J-2, the Agent handed SCP-123-J to Agent F███, urging confirmation that the substance was butter. Agent F███ ingested the remaining portion of SCP-123-J-2 and alerted the Foundation. Although initially suspected of misinformation, Agents C█████ and F███ were later promoted.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 123-J-A:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Interview 123-J-A</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Interviewed:</strong> D-6539</p>
<p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> Dr. █████</p>
<p><strong>Foreword:</strong> D-6539 had just ingested SCP-123-J after it was spread upon an instance of SCP-123-J-2</p>
<p><strong><Begin Log></strong></p>
<p><strong>Dr. █████:</strong> How are you feeling?</p>
<p><strong>D-6539:</strong> Like I have obtained my recommended amount of nutrients and vitamins, and all at a very low price!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. █████:</strong> What if I told you SCP-123-J was not butter?</p>
<p><strong>D-6539:</strong> Really? (Turns to Security Camera 1) I can't believe it's not butter!</p>
<p><strong>Dr. █████:</strong> (Lets out small chuckle) That's right, SCP-123-J is actually composed of vegetable oils. Without the addition of all that pesky saturated fat you find in organic butter, you can trust SCP-123-J to deliver the flavor you're used to, but with a lower price and a healthier heart!</p>
<p><strong>D-6539:</strong> Wow!</p>
<p><strong><End Log></strong></p>
<p><strong>Closing Statement:</strong> Although D-6539 was still sent in for month-end termination, he did so with the confidence that he had reduced his cholesterol intake to a healthy standard thanks to SCP-123-J.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1234-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> [REDACTED]</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1234-J is to be contained in a containment chamber. This containment chamber is to contain precautions that will assist in the containment of SCP-1234-J. In the case of a containment breach, personnel are to take necessary actions to contain SCP-1234-J. When personnel must enter SCP-1234-J's containment area, no fewer than a specified number may enter at any time. Personnel wishing to use SCP-1234-J for research purposes require a set clearance level in order to gain access.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1234-J is an SCP object that displays anomalous properties. Its properties appear to defy commonly understood principles of science; further research is being performed into how it achieves this.</p>
<p>Typically SCP-1234-J interacts with personnel, resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED]<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup></p>
<p>SCP-1234-J may or may not, on occasion, directly or indirectly cause the creation of other anomalous objects. This is unconfirmed.</p>
<p>SCP-1234-J was discovered by personnel following their detection of anomalous activity. A containment force was sent to contain SCP-1234-J. It was then contained.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 1234-J-1:</strong> <em>Anyone who is found abusing SCP-1234-J will be subject to some form of disciplinary action.</em> - ██. ███████</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 1234-J-2:</strong> Incident 1234-1:</p>
<p>SCP-1234-J broke containment. Casualties were sustained. It was eventually contained again.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 1234-J-3:</strong> Audio Log 1234-J-1:</p>
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<p><strong>██. ███████:</strong> Hi.</p>
<p><strong>SCP-1234-J:</strong> [DATA EXPUNGED]</p>
<p><strong>██. ███████:</strong> OK.</p>
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<p>b e e s (muffled through wall): ayy where you at?</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> <a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1256">SCP-1256</a>-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> Mobile Task Force Mambo-5 (<em>"Honeymooners"</em>) is currently assigned to the tracking and recovery of SCP-1256-J instances. All exposed subjects are to be administered antimemory juice, then coated in honey, rolled in a mixture of pollen and bee ketamine,<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup> dressed in a flower costume and buried waist-down in an open field. This process has no relevance to containment success of SCP-1256-J, we just thought it would boost morale.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup></p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1256-J is a 420-page pamphlet entitled '<em>Bees - Dumb as Fuck, Much More So Than You Could Possibly Imagine</em>'. Contents reveal a passionate manifesto on how bees suck at pretty much every facet of their existence, as well as with all the relationship/occupational roles one can have as a human. It appears intended to be informational in nature; however, most of it is nonsensical. The cover of the pamphlet claims it is written by a P. Honeyname, however, no records of such name exis—<em>ohh</em>, I get it. Never mind.</p>
<p>When SCP-1256-J is read cover-to-cover, readers (Now designated SCP-1256-J-1) will perceive all members of the superfamily <em>Apoidea</em> as sapient and highly annoying/needy. Contrary to its title, SCP-1256's effect applies to all members of <em>Apoidea</em> including wasps, and also a few unrelated insects like ladybugs and cicadas, although the reason for this is not known. SCP-1256-J-1 instances insist insects invasively invade insides, insufficient investigations in intelligence institution into innards, instead interrupting insanity; inserted interesting interim illiter—alliteration. Damn it. <em>Sigh</em>.</p>
<p><strong>Addenda:</strong></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Document 1256-J-Bee:</span></p>
<p>Excerpts from SCP-1256-J:</p>
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<p><strong>Bees - Dumb as Fuck, Much More So Than You Could Possibly Imagine</strong></p>
<p>I bet you think bees are just bees. Don't you? Well?? Ha!—I knew it.</p>
<p>Guess what? You're wrong. Bees are not even bees, not at all are they bees. Zero bees are bees, and not by a longshot.</p>
<p>You poor, <em>ignorant fool</em>.</p>
<p>How I wish I could push it all out of my mind—the constant buzzing,<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup> their incessant wittle wingflaps, their fuzzy buzzybutts. I yearn for death—A quiet, beeless death.</p>
<p><strong>COPING WITH THE EXISTENCE OF BEES</strong></p>
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<li><strong>With bees, one must bee cautious:</strong> Never let your guard down around a bee or talk to that goddamn scoundrel ever again, or the other one—the round one—or you'll regret it; they end up lodged in places they normally can't and shouldn't fit.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup> Either way, it's not very fun when you have to explain to your urologist why and how bees keep ending up in the same spots.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup></li>
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<li><strong>With bees, this you can bee sure:</strong> They dumb as bricks. They fly around and run into shit, they haven't had a decent job and barely pay taxes. They have shit taste in movies<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-6" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-6')">6</a></sup> and have you seen bee art? It's literally just flowers. Disgusting. We get it, you're really into "pollinating". Gross.</li>
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<li><strong>Embrace bees as a subordinate, inferior species:</strong> Bees are nature's cruel joke to bees. They don't have rights and barely have the capacity to do anything else other than work for practically nothing, harass others, and then die.<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-7" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-7')">7</a></sup> They have like 2 HP and when they use their one attack, they die from it. Worst design ever.</li>
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<p style="text-align: center;">IS BEE PROOF THERE IS NO GOD??</p>
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<li><strong>If bees bee botherin' thee:</strong> Bees can be annoying sometime, in your face, <em>bzzzz bzzzz</em>! Have you tried to push bee (for peace)?<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-8" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-8')">8</a></sup></li>
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<li><strong>Do not expose bees to political extremism:</strong> Bees lack the nuanced geopolitical understanding of the current and historical political climate necessary to participate in government or pundit-style content-creation. You may find it difficult to get a bee candidate elected in any form of government as they have no proof of citizenship, zero experience (professional, personal or otherwise, I think they live for like four to eight weeks), plus they're impressionable and already kinda narrow-minded as it is, so I'd just steer away from politics in general.</li>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>FOLLOW OUR STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE TO HAVE AS LITTLE INTERACTION WITH THE BEES AS POSSIBLE.</strong></p>
<p>1. bee approaches you<br/>
2. pepspray/taser bee<br/>
3. repeat this way until bee gone<br/>
✔️ bee avoided</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Document 1256-J-Bee-Bee:</span></p>
<p>Document (audio transcript) held as evidence in <strong><em><tt>The Case of ███████ █████ v. APPROX. 2,000,000,000,000 bees, some cicadas and ladybugs</tt></em></strong>, aka the Great Trial of Bees, an unprecedented legal exchange for which the Bees had apparently been well prepared. Document later confiscated by Foundation operatives.</p>
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<p>[BEEGIN LOG]</p>
<p>█████ (quietly): I have successfully avoided the bees, but their bee thoughts, the thoughts grow louder—they're close.</p>
<p><sub>b e e s (muffled through wall): ayy where you at, been thinkin bout your nostrils. I can hear you breathin' through 'em now, we know u home.</sub></p>
<p>█████ (quietly): god damn, they're so fricking lame. (shouting) STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!</p>
<p><sub>the bees (louder, in unison): LET US IN. WE WANT TO GO UP UR BUTT N' STUFF, IT'S CHILLY OUT HERE</sub></p>
<p>█████: nuh-uh, I'm getting <em>the corks</em> again.</p>
<p><sub>bees: [breaks down front door]—<em>BUZZ BUZZ MOTHERFUCKER!</em></sub><br/>
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█████: [shrieks]</p>
<p>[big thud]<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-9" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-9')">9</a></sup></p>
<p>█████: oh. They mistook my reflection for me and ran straight into the mirror. They're all dead. Morons. Whew—Okay. Good. Glad I didn't have to use the corks—</p>
<p><sub>cicadas (all directions, deafeningly loud): <strong>Y'ALL GOT ROOM FOR A FEW MORE???</strong></sub></p>
<p>█████: —Fuck.</p>
<p>[END LOG]</p>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. It's just regular ketamine but <em>very</em> finely ground.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. hehehue, they're all <em>amne-sticky</em>! Lookin' like a forget-me-not if you know what I mean! Nice. Morale boost is a success[n=1].</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Stress-induced tinnitus, unrelated to bee sounds.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. Not sexual, they just like being close to you and warm, but they're not emotionally available either so it leaves something to bee desired regardless.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. "I don't know! It's like they just enjoy hanging out in my ureth—<strong><tt><em><sub>bz</sub><sup>zz</sup>zz…</em></tt></strong><em>—wait, what's that sound?</em>—who left that window open????—<em>oh no</em>—NOT AGAIN!—AGHHHH!!!"</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-6"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-6')">6</a>. <em>"You like Jazzzz?"</em>—my God, as if I didn't hate Jerry Seinfeld enough already. I think <em>Bee Movie</em> is like their <em>Citizen Kane</em> or something.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-7"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-7')">7</a>. Humans are better than that, right? ….Right?</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-8"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-8')">8</a>. Just nudge, then two nudge. If bee need three nudge, then it's probably yellow rock or perhaps a baby person? Sometimes it IS baby.<em><sup>[citation needed]</sup></em></div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-9"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-9')">9</a>. Was actually a bunch of small thuds at once.</div>
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<p><strong>SCP-1294-J:</strong> Watering-down Can<br/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1294-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1294-J is to be kept in an anomalous item locker when not being used for testing. Oak wood restraints painted cyan and reinforced with lead-telekill-iron-oxide alloy have been attached to the object to prevent spills.</p>
<p>At least four Level-2 and two Level-3 security personnel are to guard the vault to prevent theft. One D-class (currently D-41562) is to prepare and consume Earl Grey tea from SCP-1294-J once daily under pain of termination and/or revocation of shower privileges. Despite SCP-1294-J posing no threat of containment breach if simply left alone, its object class has been upgraded to Euclid for dramatic effect.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1294-J <span style="text-decoration: line-through;"><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span>is<span style="white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></span> appears to be (see Addendum 1294-J-2) a light green plastic watering can. The object is capable of dispensing an unlimited amount of water when poured from its spout, and consuming an unlimited amount of liquid when poured into its top opening. The object is impervious to damage, and all attempts to destroy it (see Document 1294-08, termination testing) have resulted in failure and short-circuited electronics. Personnel have reported that drinking from SCP-1294-J tastes "wet" and "water-like".</p>
<p>SCP-1294-J was created in 19██ by Ralph Green, designated PoI-1111, after [RELEVANT DATA EXPUNGED], which resulted in ███ cases of [REDACTED]. After numerous casualties, the object was successfully contained at Site-01. An exception to "green site status" was made for this anomaly due to its ability to provide water for the site, reducing the risk of a poisoned water supply or drought, and also because the anomaly is green. However, as A-class personnel are prohibited from coming into contact with anomalies, water from regular sources is used instead.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum 1294-J-1:</strong> Recovery Log</p>
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<p><strong>Foreword:</strong> Mobile Task Force Beta-14 ("O5-7's Antique Roadshow Collectors") was assigned to retrieve SCP-1294-J from its location of discovery.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><Begin Log></strong></p>
<p><strong>Alpha:</strong> Check? Check? Hello, this is Alpha, MTF-B-14's commander, Agent Frank Earnest reporting in. We've been assigned to go and collect SCP-1294-J. We're all set, ready to deploy. Read off your call signs!</p>
<p><strong>Beta:</strong> This is Beta, reporting in.</p>
<p><strong>Delta:</strong> This is Delta. All set to go, I'm..</p>
<p><strong>Alpha:</strong> Stop Delta, we gotta go in order. Start over. I'm Alpha, the commander, Agent Frank Earnest.</p>
<p><strong>Beta:</strong> This is Beta, Danielle Lee.</p>
<p><strong>Gamma:</strong> Gamma, ready to deploy sir.</p>
<p><strong>Delta:</strong> Delta again, all prepared and ready to go!</p>
<p><strong>Epsilon:</strong> This is Epsilon, all set.</p>
<p><strong>Alpha:</strong> Ok, looks like we're all here. Let's deploy.</p>
<p><em>The task force approaches the building.</em></p>
<p><strong>Alpha:</strong> We've approached the building. Gonna break in, three, two, one…</p>
<p><em>Task force enters building, retrieves SCP-1294-J without incident. Members extracted by helicopter.</em></p>
<p><strong>Beta:</strong> Good work guys, job well done.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><End Log></strong></p>
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<p><strong>Addendum 1294-J-2:</strong> Interview Log</p>
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<p><strong>Interviewee:</strong> PoI-1111, a.k.a. Ralph Green<br/>
<strong>Interviewer:</strong> Researcher Sarah Person</p>
<p><strong>Location:</strong> Site-██ Interrogation Room #███<br/>
<strong>Date:</strong> ████/██/██ ██:██:██<br/>
<strong>Time since subject had breakfast:</strong> ██ hours</p>
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<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> Hello Mr. Green. How are you doing today?</p>
<p><em>PoI-1111 laughs.</em></p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> Finally, my presence is recognized. Please, do sit down.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> I am already seated.</p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> Quite excellent. Are you having a fine day? Extraordinary weather we've been having.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> Why did you create SCP-1294-J?</p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> SC-what now?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> You know, the watering can.</p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> Why don't you just call it that?</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> That is potentially ambiguous. Please tell us about its creation.</p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> Fine. A long time ago, I was in dire need you see, dire need.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> In need of what?</p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> It was a dark and stormy night, dark, rolling clouds overhead, occasionally interrupted by bright lightning, seeming to shake the firmament itself. Rain fell as if to cause a second great flood.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> I see, so you needed an umbrella.</p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> Precisely.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> SCP-1294-J is not an umbrella.</p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> Ah! It <em>appears</em> to not be an umbrella.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> So it is an umbrella?</p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> If it is used correctly, indeed.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> Can you clarify?</p>
<p><em>PoI-1111 laughs and strokes his chin.</em></p>
<p><strong>PoI-1111:</strong> Oh, so foolish. You Foundation folk shall never understand the power of the reverse hidden umbrella.</p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> I still don…</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><End Log></strong></p>
<p><strong>Researcher Person:</strong> What? I'm not finished! He just makes a cryptic statement and we end the interview?</p>
<p><strong>Senior Researcher Chen:</strong> Sorry, that's protocol.</p>
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<pre><span class="hl-var">@import</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">url</span><span class="hl-code">(</span><span class="hl-identifier">https</span><span class="hl-code">://</span><span class="hl-identifier">fonts.googleapis.com</span><span class="hl-code">/</span><span class="hl-identifier">css2</span><span class="hl-code">?</span><span class="hl-identifier">family</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-identifier">Montserrat</span><span class="hl-special">:wght</span><span class="hl-var">@600</span><span class="hl-code">;700&</span><span class="hl-identifier">display</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-identifier">swap</span><span class="hl-code">);
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Centered</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Sigma</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">2021</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">Wikidot</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-var">Component</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">By</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Lt</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Flops</span><span class="hl-code"> (</span><span class="hl-identifier">CC</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BY-SA</span><span class="hl-code"> 3.0)
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Forked</span><span class="hl-code"> from:
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Penumbra</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Theme</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">by</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">EstrellaYoshte</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Also</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">based</span><span class="hl-code"> on:
</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Centered</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BHL</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">by</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Woedenaz</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">**</span><span class="hl-code">/
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">VARS</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-special">:root</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">titleColor:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">95</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">subtitleColor:</span><span class="hl-code"> hsl(</span><span class="hl-number">60</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">62</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">, </span><span class="hl-number">85</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">)</span><span class="hl-code">;
--</span><span class="hl-reserved">lgurl:</span><span class="hl-code"> url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/component:pride-highlighter/lgbtqp_logo.svg)</span><span class="hl-code">;
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/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">SITE</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">BANNER</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code">,
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">width:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">100</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> ""</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-image:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--lgurl)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">top</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-repeat:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">no-repeat</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">background-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">auto</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">9</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">opacity:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.33</span><span class="hl-code">;
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</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">float:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-left:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-align:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">center</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">span</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Hide</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Existing</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">display:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Style</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">New</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-family:</span><span class="hl-code"> "Montserrat", "Arial", </span><span class="hl-string">sans-serif</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">text-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">bottom:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.15</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--titleColor)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">115</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">700</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">position:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">relative</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">.1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">color:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--subtitleColor)</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-size:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">130</span><span class="hl-string">%</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">font-weight:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">600</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h1</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">a</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Set</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">the</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">New</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Text</span><span class="hl-code">'</span><span class="hl-identifier">s</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Content</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">From</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">Variable</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-title, "SCP FOUNDATION")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#header</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">h2</span><span class="hl-code">:</span><span class="hl-special">:before</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">content:</span><span class="hl-code"> var(--header-subtitle, "SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT")</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
/</span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">SEARCH</span><span class="hl-code"> ---- </span><span class="hl-identifier">*</span><span class="hl-code">/
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">top:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">1</span><span class="hl-string">em</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-reserved">right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input.button</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-reserved">margin-right:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-number">0</span><span class="hl-code">;
</span><span class="hl-brackets">}</span><span class="hl-code">
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-input</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:hover</span><span class="hl-code">,
</span><span class="hl-identifier">#search-top-box-form</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-identifier">input</span><span class="hl-brackets">[</span><span class="hl-var">type</span><span class="hl-code">=</span><span class="hl-var">submit</span><span class="hl-brackets">]</span><span class="hl-special">:focus</span><span class="hl-brackets">{</span><span class="hl-code">
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</span><span class="hl-reserved">box-shadow:</span><span class="hl-code"> </span><span class="hl-string">none</span><span class="hl-code">;
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<p><strong>Item №:</strong> SCP-12954-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-12954-J is currently housed within a standard containment chamber in Site-400. Attempts to bring back Dr. Hefter are still ongoing.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-12954-J is the designation given to a circular pot lid possessing a black lifter handle. SCP-12954-J was once Dr. Benjamin Hefter of the Department of Other, until on the 5th of May, 2018, the individual suddenly transfigured into a pot lid.</p>
<p>SCP-12954-J displays no signs of intelligence or sapience.</p>
<p><strong>Addendum:</strong> The following image was discovered on the personal phone of Dr. Hefter, believed to be the cause of his sudden transfiguration to SCP-12954-J, initially sent by Dr. Hefter's girlfriend. The image (hereafter designated as SCP-12954-J-A) was tested for any inherit memetic properties. Though, none were found.</p>
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<strong>Author:</strong> <span class="printuser avatarhover"><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/ndheckfire" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7565788); return false;"><img alt="NDHeckfire" class="small" src="https://www.wikidot.com/avatar.php?userid=7565788&amp;size=small&amp;timestamp=1735043960" style="background-image:url(https://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=7565788)"/></a><a href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/ndheckfire" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.listeners.userInfo(7565788); return false;">NDHeckfire</a></span>, pixabay user 422694<br/>
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<p><strong>Name:</strong> Woman eyes closed sad<br/>
<strong>Author</strong> pixabay user 422694<br/>
<strong>License:</strong> Public Domain<br/>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1322-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> As SCP-1322-J is effectively self-containing, minimal security is required. The break room is to be shut down indefinitely and restricted solely for testing. Testing is currently focused on gaining access to SCP-1322-J-1. Should a site containment breach of a dangerous anomaly or anomalies occur, extra guards will be assigned to prevent access to SCP-1322-J-1.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1322-J is a space-time anomaly two metres in height and one metre across located in Site-27's break room leading to a parallel universe designated as SCP-1322-J-1. SCP-1322-J appears to lead to an alternate Foundation's Site-27 break room.</p>
<p>SCP-1322-J-1 appears to be identical to baseline reality, except for its chiral nature. Due to this effect, it is currently impossible for personnel to enter SCP-1322-J-1, as their chiral counterparts will block them from entering. Attempts to collaborate with SCP-1322-J-1 instances will prove fruitless from what appears to be a result of its anomalous chiral nature, and meaningful communication will prove impossible.</p>
<p>SCP-1322-J was discovered by Researcher Cameron Barnes, who proceeded to immediately alert security to the presence of an unknown anomaly. Currently, Barnes is in charge of containment.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Test 1</span></strong><br/>
<strong>Success:</strong> N<br/>
<strong>Action Taken:</strong> Researcher Barnes attempted to enter SCP-1322-J.<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> Researcher Barnes collides with SCP-1322-J-1-Barnes. Barnes attempts to enter the anomaly for 23 minutes, but is blocked by SCP-1322-J-1-Barnes. Testing ends after SCP-1322-J-1-Barnes becomes aggressive.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Test 2</span></strong><br/>
<strong>Success:</strong> N<br/>
<strong>Action Taken:</strong> MTF Eta-15 ("Chess Players") is ordered to enter SCP-1322-J by any means necessary.<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> MTF Eta-15 immediately entered hand to hand combat with their counterparts. As expected, neither version of MTF Eta-15 made any progress. Testing was abandoned after MTF Eta-15 deployed grenades, resulting in three members requiring hospitalization.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Test 3</span></strong><br/>
<strong>Success:</strong> N<br/>
<strong>Action Taken:</strong> A drone is deployed towards SCP-1322-J.<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> The drone is blocked by the alternate drone.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Test 4</span></strong><br/>
<strong>Success:</strong> N<br/>
<strong>Action Taken:</strong> A drone (D-1) is taped on top of another drone (D-2) and sent towards SCP-1322-J at 60 km/h, in the hopes that the impact will throw D-1 into SCP-1322-J-1.<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> D-1 is dislodged by D-2's impact and thrown towards SCP-1322-J-1, but is blocked by its counterpart that experienced a matching flight pattern.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Test 5</span></strong><br/>
<strong>Success:</strong> Y<br/>
<strong>Action Taken:</strong> D-23432 is ordered to enter the portal on pain of immediate termination.<br/>
<strong>Result:</strong> D-23432 appeared confused about SCP-1322-J, insisting it was not anomalous. D-23432 refused to enter SCP-1322-J.</p>
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<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Safe</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1322-J is to be removed from the break room and put in secure storage.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1322-J is an indestructible mirror. In approximately 92.9832123% of humans, subjects are convinced that it is a portal to a highly interesting alternate universe.</p>
<p><em>I'd like to offer my immediate resignation. -Researcher Barnes</em></p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1333</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Enochian</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1333 is to be contained in the Third Volume of Gaspar's Revenants, a text which should manage to contain its awesome powers. SCP-1333's energies must be bled off through epic necromantic rituals, orchestrated by no fewer than seventeen dreadlords. Additional Foundation dreadlords are allowed, permitting that additional necromantic angstroms are recorded by the vociferon.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1333 is THE SCREAMING MAN! His power is justifiably feared, as a consequence of his very presence ushering in the end times. Should THE SCREAMING MAN ever actually <em>SCREAM!</em>, then I fear for us all, for his breaths would shatter the very foundations of the universe. Consult a necromancer for further information.</p>
<p>Currently, should THE SCREAMING MAN'S powers ever be harnessed, he could be an unstoppable tool for <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">super evil</span> super good and not evil.</p>
<p>Claims that should anyone stare too long into his cavernous nostrils they will "…see into the dark void that lies beyond the soul of man" are currently unconfirmed, pending testing.</p>
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<h1 id="toc0"><span>AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!</span></h1>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1344-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> The sole contained specimen of SCP-1344-J shall be contained within a holding cell under constant video surveillance. Once a day, it is to be fed by leaving a live pig within its cell. In the event that SCP-1344-J escapes, staff is recommended to stay away from walls and doors to avoid harm in case SCP-1344-J decides to break through.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1344-J is a carnivorous, apparently silicon-based living organism. The creature's translucent tissue appears similar to glass, but is quite elastic and highly resistant to damage. SCP-1344-J displays some similarities to the genus <em>Nepenthes</em>, as its whole body is essentially a globe-shaped sac, open at the top and filled with digestive fluids. Stubby limbs are attached to the sac. Sensory organs (two eyes, a nose) and a "mouth" (not used for eating, and serving solely for vocalization) are visible at the front of the creature, composed of a similar glass-like substance, but black in color. A torus-shaped structure at the back of the sac is theorized to act as the brain.</p>
<p>SCP-1344-J isn't directly aggressive most of the time, and hunts by attempting to coax victims to reach into its sac and drink some of its digestive fluid. As it is highly corrosive, the victims' innards will typically dissolve painfully within minutes after as little as 150 mL is drunk. SCP-1344-J then absorbs the dead remains with its skin.</p>
<p>When SCP-1344-J feels threatened, or wants to reach possible victims in the vicinity, its most remarkable ability manifests. It is capable of causing major structural damage by easily destroying most walls and other barriers, including those made of wood, stone, steel, [DATA EXPUNGED] and titanium. SCP-1344-J will simply run through the barrier in its way, typically causing a shower of destructive debris, dealing life-threatening or outright lethal wounds to those on the other side. SCP-1344-J is noted to vocalize a single, specific noise while destroying an obstacle in this way; while originally thought to be a "battle-cry" of sorts, it is now theorized that SCP-1344-J damages objects by generating vibrations of a specific frequency with its vocalization organ, causing a mechanical resonance within the obstacle.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1347-1353-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Loud and messy</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1347-1353-J is to be constantly told how much of an awful roommate it is. It should be constantly berated about the dead bodies it leaves on the floor, and the outrageous and loud parties it holds each night. Until it stops inviting those people that whip themselves over, its access to the fridge is denied.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1347-1353-J is a strain of <em>Yersinia pestis</em> that is described as "The worst roommate ever!" The entity leaves a constant trail of yellow slime wherever it goes, especially when it sits on the couch. Each morning, when SCP-1347-1353-J returns from "clubbing" at 4 a.m., it usually leaves a dozen dead bodies on the doorstep. The entity, which goes by "Yerry"<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-1" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-1')">1</a></sup>, prefers to leave its metabolic waste products spread across the floor.</p>
<p>It is currently not known how SCP-1347-1353-J is able to speak, as he lacks any semblance of vocal cords<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-2" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-2')">2</a></sup>. It is also not known how SCP-1347-1353-J engages in sexual activities of any kind<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-3" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-3')">3</a></sup> due to a lack of any sexual organs or cavities. "Yerry"<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-4" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-4')">4</a></sup> engages in consumption and excretion like any regular human male during puberty<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-5" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-5')">5</a></sup>.</p>
<p>SCP-1347-1353-J enjoys hosting long, loud, and destructive parties in our apartment, every night. The entity occasionally invites <a href="/scp-049">that fucking weird dude with the mask</a> to "hang out" and smoke "<a href="/scp-420-j">dat dank shit</a>", leaving that godawful smell on everything. During their "hang outs", "Yerry" will reminisce about <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death">the good old days</a> while producing a number of dead bodies for reanimation. Said bodies oozed into the carpet of the present apartment, effectively ending any chance of the other renter getting his security deposit back<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-6" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-6')">6</a></sup>. Roommate Mike is currently requesting financial assistance for "fumigation" purposes. Reanimated bodies prefer to stand over the location in which the entity's roommate is currently sleeping, until he awakes.</p>
<p>SCP-1347-1353-J is currently involved in a romantic relationship with ████ ██████. ████ ██████ currently displays a number of anomalous effects, including:</p>
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<li>Totally ignoring the inconsiderate messes of her partner.</li>
<li>A total disregard for Yerry's roommates while they are sleeping.</li>
<li>Spilling blood all over the couch.</li>
<li>Moans at the pitch of a clarinet during amorous activities.</li>
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<p>SCP-1347-1353-J expresses enjoyment over puns having to do with its past, including:</p>
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<li>What version of the Black Death would hit an alcoholic? The bourbonic plague</li>
<li>What did the plague victim say when his skin turned black? I feel like I've dyed a little inside</li>
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<p><strong>Update 12/20/2016:</strong> On 12/20/2016, roommate Mike found a large number of <em>Rattus rattus</em> in the shared living spaces with the entity<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-7" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-7')">7</a></sup>.</p>
<p><strong>Update 12/21/2016:</strong> On 12/21/2016, roommate Mike received a note covered in yellow slime stating Yerry's intention to spread himself so that others might enjoy his company. Any attempt to carry through with this action should be met with spraying the entity with Streptomycin repeatedly<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-8" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-8')">8</a></sup>.</p>
<p><strong>Update 12/22/2016:</strong> On 12/22/2016, the entity was noted to be resistant to Streptomycin<sup class="footnoteref"><a class="footnoteref" href="javascript:;" id="footnoteref-9" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnote-9')">9</a></sup>.</p>
<strong>Addendum 1: Response</strong><br/>
C'mon Mike, if you can't handle a little black death in your life, how do you expect to face the real world. Don't be a pest.<br/>
-Yerry<br/>
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<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-1"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-1')">1</a>. Who Drops dem gram negs all over the house during his midnight beatboxing contests.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-2"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-2')">2</a>. Though that doesn't stop him from singing <em>Don't Stop Believing</em> at 3 in the morning.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-3"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-3')">3</a>. Dr. Mike's request for bi-weekly Class-C amnestic administrations is currently pending.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-4"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-4')">4</a>. God what a stupid name.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-5"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-5')">5</a>. He eats EVERYTHING. I ordered a whole pizza last Friday for us. He ate the whole thing before I could pay the driver.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-6"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-6')">6</a>. Dangit Yerry, I was going to use that money to buy a Nintendo Switch.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-7"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-7')">7</a>. YERRY WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RATS!</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-8"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-8')">8</a>. YEAH TAKE THIS.</div>
<div class="footnote-footer" id="footnote-9"><a href="javascript:;" onclick="WIKIDOT.page.utils.scrollToReference('footnoteref-9')">9</a>. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.</div>
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<p>SCP-1394-J prior to insertion.</p>
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<p><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-1394-J</p>
<p><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</p>
<p><strong>Special Containment Procedures:</strong> SCP-1394-J escaped containment in 1995, and all attempts to return it to containment have been unsuccessful. Current containment efforts involve supplanting SCP-1394-J with a replacement standard (see Project Thunderbolt), which has met with limited success to date.</p>
<p><strong>Description:</strong> SCP-1394-J is any instance of a rectangular connector adhering to the Universal Serial Bus (USB) Type A standard, such as found on typical wired computer keyboards and mice. All known instances of SCP-1394-J demonstrate anomalous behavior when attempting to insert them into a corresponding USB Type A socket. No matter how carefully the user studies the orientation of SCP-1394-J and socket, during the initial insertion attempt SCP-1394-J will invariably be found to be upside-down. When the user flips SCP-1394-J over and attempts to re-insert it, it will again be found to be upside-down. In no case can SCP-1394-J be correctly inserted prior to the third attempt, and an average of four attempts are required before SCP-1394-J is oriented correctly.</p>
<p>While this behavior does not directly harm users of SCP-1394-J, it requires users to spend additional time continually re-orienting SCP-1394-J in order to successfully connect it. The lost productivity due to this wasted time has been calculated at █.██ billion USD.</p>
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