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Build a spaceship i_d read
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All the books i_ve been
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Wanting to read if I
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Had time i_d learn to
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Fingerpick and maybe saxophone and
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If I had time i_d
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Learn solidity and how to
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Program all my ideas if
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I_d bring to life all
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The things that are in
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My head
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To my two dads I'm everything
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I'm the moon, the stars, the world
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So I'm not sure how to tell them
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That I've met a girl
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Will they say Son we're
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Disappointed DAD 1 we thought
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You would be gay DAD 2
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And we can't have you living under this roof DAD 2
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If you're gonna be straight DAD 1
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We're gonna send you to gay bootcamp DAD 2
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Where the instructor's gonna shout DAD 1
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You'll be so gay when we're done with you INSTRUCTOR
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That there will be no doubt INSTRUCTOR
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Or will they shout oh
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Goddammit how dare you DAD 2
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Say those words to us! DAD 2
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After all that we have done for you DAD 1
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How could you make this mess? DAD 1
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That's it, you little shit, we disown you DAD 2
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You are no longer our son DAD 2
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I hope you enjoy a life of sin DAD 1
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Debauchery and women DAD 2
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My girlfriend says just tell
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Them already GF I can't
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Sooner or later GF you
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Gotta tell your daddy's GF
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You like girls instead of boys GF
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My friends all say hey
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It's no big deal FRIEND 1
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Lotsa guys are straight FRIEND 2
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But I really think stop
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Thinking! FRIEND 3 I can't
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And the day finally comes
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When I'm ready to confess
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I sit them down and gather my courage
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Every ounce that I possess
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I say dads i've got
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Something to tell you they
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Say OK what is it
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Son DAD 1 I'm not
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Sure how to say it
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Well just do the best you can DAD 2
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I know you want me to be gay
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Just like both of you
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But I like girls and I don't wanna feel
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Like I'm no longer part of this crew
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Son we love you no matter what DAD 1
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Straight bent or gay DAD 2
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You can love who you want to love DAD 1
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We love you any which way BOTH
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You will always be our son DAD 2
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There's nothing you could do DAD 1
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To change that very simple fact DAD 2
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We will always love you BOTH
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I have a really bad stomach ache
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Oh I have a really bad stomach ache
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I have a really bad stomach ache
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Oh I have a really bad stomach ache
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I wonder what it's like to be a
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Tree trees whisper their secrets
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To me! I like to
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Pee, pee on them and the tree can
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Give you wisdom tree hugger
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Trees are very powerful birch
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All sappy when I think of you the
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Tree is held by it's roots I give
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You carbon you give me oxygen breathe in
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Deep you aint got no option I know
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There's trees I know there's sand I know
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There's grass it can't be somewhere in the
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Past tree took a pee on the apple
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Tonight not a pear to be seen if
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I can't marry a tree - the justice
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System has failed me tree
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Hugger the mighty oak stands
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Tall above us trees are
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Tall these pinecones are making
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Thirsty if you were a
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Tree, I'd climb all over
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You trees are the giants
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In the world of plants,
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A hundred feet tall and covered in ants
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Trees are nice trees are good trees are
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Usually made of wood one
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Two three I love trees you
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And me and the tree makes three a
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