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[INST] What are man bears? [/INST] Sorry already made my comma 2day by not betting on the economy collapsing.

[INST] What’s ur # [/INST] Hi DEA

[INST] /r/Economics is calling yours [/INST] Yang give me money. Yang good. Reee.

[INST] Basically the FED is buying loans with fake money which they create on the spot. The economy needs some fake money to keep functioning, too much fake money and people get upset. The graph shows how much fake money they produce. [/INST] Is your gold tucked in nice and tight?

[INST] I love you too. [/INST] Hey I’m with you - It does make us less alone

[INST] You are not wrong, $AMRN recovered in september 2018. [/INST] Holy shit. It jumped from $2.90 to $19.80 in five days on news of a successful clinical trial.

[INST] Can confirm. Did this strat and I haven’t seen coins ages. [/INST] Haven't seen my legs in ages but it's coo.

[INST] It's failure all the way down [/INST] Fuck rockets, stonks only go up, right ? 😭

[INST] Then we will finally have something in common. [/INST] Guh

[INST] That is a really hard call. You need to be a stylish soul in France.. hands down. So if you have style and a bit more money France.. if you are kinda dirty and consider yourself a bit more worldly Germany. French girls are great, you could easily find yourself hanging out with 2 or 3 at a time. German girls are more the the loner type. [/INST] Hmm for style, could ask my friend- hes a model and goes to France frequently. I have money so not too much of a struggle on that side. Ill see which language Im better at

[INST] Hybrid is one of the cheapest trims. [/INST] You can get hybrid in any of the trims. Are you just utterly committed to being a dumbass?

[INST] https://imgur.com/a/GHFnYCp [/INST] Its pending because ur asking .22 a contract but people want .21. You can change the limit to .21 and it will be bought. Im looking at it now and 472 contract are being bid at .21 and 35 are being sold at .22

[INST] https://prepareforliftoff.com/ [/INST] Where is the Jan 1 date coming from? This seems to be common knowledge but my dumb brain can’t find it anywhere

[INST] I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s meant to be some massive insult to trump that it isn’t Xi coming but there’s no way he would get that. [/INST] Why would you choose to 'get that' when you can just think 'fuck you man' in your mind. It sounds like you want him to be in pain over it.

[INST] Yes i fully recommend you sell 600k in naked options. Works every time except when it doesn’t [/INST] When you say that you covered them, did you have to buy 1500 shares of TESLA at today's price??

[INST] yeah I'm balls deep on calls on these stocks. if its a bubble, I'd like to make tendies on it till it pops. I love options for stuff like this because even if the bubble pops, you only lose out on expiration post-pop and there's ways to mitigate them too. [/INST] UncOrrElatED returns. Maybe market isn't so retarded after all :D

[INST] Yes. Next month will have a correction. [/INST] I was in this logic too but I am not so sure. We got the Donnie trade pump till 1/15. We have earnings in January that will probably pump over dump. Whatever comes out of Brexit next month won't be too horrible since they have all of 2020 to pan it out. It won't take much bad news to have a correction but it sure is starting to look like January isnt the month.

[INST] $SPY 420.69 confirmed [/INST] Wut ur saying is long a 12k position?

[INST] ? [/INST] It’s going to squeeze up

[INST] Oh..... Then I'll take a chocolate frosty and that's it. [/INST] '[Junior Western bacon chee.. I said a JUNIOR western bacon chee. Trying to watch my figure.](https://youtu.be/kVlaouEZtpg)'

[INST] Yeah and if jeff Bezos buys the whole company to start amazon next day pot delivery they could jump up to $20/share but that probably wont happen. Big if true. Most likely not true though. [/INST] Who knows... We should know by week's end :)

[INST] I think I'm good now, so I'll sell before day ends if I get good bops up and get restricted for 90 days. Time to switch to TD Ameritrade tmrw. [/INST] Realized gains are locked in with year end and people are harvesting losses from the market today. double down right now and enjoy your sweet tendies come Thursday, thank me later.

[INST] Hope it keeps rising as well :) [/INST] Cant decide to get shares now, I bet as soon as I do itll drop 50 cents and ill miss out on cheaper shares lol

[INST] I did French for 5 years and I dropped German after 2 so thats true. Yeah sure [/INST] Never took German but I know a little bit. I also traced a lot of my ancestry back to Germany even though I don't seem German on paper. I took French and learned enough to order say hi, ask questions. Spanish is my best language.. lived in Spain and Colombia.

[INST] I didn’t say there was no relationship. I just said that the correlation wasn’t that high. DXY down today and oil is down today. Gold has followed the dollar because it has a higher correlation. Natural gas affected by weather forecasts. Why don’t you go into excel and calculate the correlation between USO & DXY and get back to me instead of being a arrogant moron. [/INST] I get it every day from hedgeye. The dollar correlation on gold is inverted. Oil is up against a weaker dollar with the trent getting stronger week over week.

[INST] what you looking at these days? You're the l2fmw right? [/INST] Yes and ba$ I got 330 calls

[INST] >I thought this was a goldmine so I immediately started buying more contracts (like way too many). >But at the end of the day, taking money from other people that can't manage it properly just doesn't seem like something I want my future to depend on. op at $75k vs op at -$75k, a bastion of moral ideal [/INST] Yeah. totally different place mentally and emotionally from start to finish. Thanks for reading.

[INST] $900 more to go. Don't stop now. [/INST] All good I lost $70k last year, got 25 Years of tax losses!! Woooo

[INST] Kinda glad I didn’t sell now haha [/INST] Congrats :)

[INST] Holy shit. It jumped from $2.90 to $19.80 in five days on news of a successful clinical trial. [/INST] Which is like winning the lottery for a biotech company. Not an indicator for any other company though

[INST] very disappointing 😔 [/INST] Forgive me borther

[INST] No actually legging is less risky pros never set it up all at once [/INST] Are you saying you are a pro? :thinking:

[INST] Trump n dump [/INST] You have at least 14 of those a day. Not me, but you guys do.

[INST] GPRO testing 4.30 again, good time to get in before earnings [/INST] Don’t touch this trash.

[INST] come on guys i bought in at 4.32 need it to come back for a min :) [/INST] Same, 4.44...

[INST] Why on Earth would you buy a 0 day option when you have no day trades. [/INST] I didn't realize I was out of day trades

[INST] Troll [/INST] happy new year, idiot ps: I still haven't read any of your shit

[INST] Being poor gives me the excuse for my lack of reading comprehension [/INST] Who needs rules when you have all this CASH

[INST] Oh, are they going to announce a promotion where you get a bottle of CBD and 10 Litecoins when you buy one of their chips? [/INST] lol

[INST] I’ll probably play them next week. [/INST] Imh only few options. This might end up really bullish or really bearish. Just a question, what is the logic of selling puts in a down market?

[INST] Thanks man! Your post is pretty inspirational I’ll have to look through your history for some guidance and whatnot. I have a stop loss set so I’m not too worried about this play but do you think there’s any merit to holding this till Friday? [/INST] Not much else of my post history will be inspirational haha just that one on WSB. But I do recommend taking the time to learn that aspect of trading, huge leg up. But If you feel comfortable with your stop loss and feel you don’t have much downside risk then yes I would hold Thursday has potential to be a big down day. Especially if Roku closes at or below 127, so you will have to see how today plays out to weigh your options

[INST] That would be the 757 max not the 747 [/INST] Shit

[INST] After your investment in BA, I am pretty sure, I will find you selling gyro close to Staten Island ferry. [/INST] No I’m rich I have Connicute old money bro

[INST] lol. how is it a pump and dump? darts and booze also a pump and dump? ​ E- yeah some/most (probably 75%) of the companies P&D, but cannabis in itself is not a pump and dump. [/INST] CGC lost over 60% of its value. It’s going to be back under/around $20 soon enough. I made my money on weed stocks last year. The hype is gone. You’ll see random 10% pumps here and there, but they’ll dump right back.

[INST] Got in yesterday for Jan 31st. Timed the bottom but I'm still down, don't have any more $$ to average down today [/INST] patience is all

[INST] I see GLD breaking out of resistance (wedge) and DXY breaking the support of the channel it's been in the last 20 months... So yes, near is right, but on the wrong side lol [/INST] We'll see.

[INST] Trump will sign his name with the extra smelly permanent marker. [/INST] The blue-raspberry scented Crayola marker

[INST] Of course, but I'm not expecting that to be broken today. [/INST] I’m almost thinking it’s close to the top of that trading channel. With such a big day today with no news, the odds of pullback Thursday seem higher than continuation

[INST] What is happening right now with $AIMT. Looked promising with that spike at the end of the day yesterday but not sure what this intraday decline means for the stock. Doesn’t make sense [/INST] The stock is heavily shorted. Almost every single day for the past week it has declined to mid $32s. When this has good news, the short squeeze is going to be awesome. Hang in there. :)

[INST] Because they are still in the investment stage... Facebook dud the same shit. They operated at a liss for years on investor miney, and found ways to monetize it later. [/INST] I'm waiting for uber eats ads: driver will give you the food but only after reading a creepy hyper targeted ad about how you're nearly out of your favourite cat biscuits.

[INST] Long answer: Yes [/INST] If he leaves, they will send him to japan which has a 99.9% guilty rate

[INST] Feels like the market has finally realised this [/INST] I've heard people say this for over a year now though

[INST] When you say that you covered them, did you have to buy 1500 shares of TESLA at today's price?? [/INST] Yes to unwind a short position you buy to cover. So I bought 1500 shares yesterday when it was trading around 415.

[INST] Now we know why it spiked this morning lol. [/INST] Haha if only I had that kind of power.

[INST] Japanese court system is actually rigged but I feel like he wasn't so innocent either so 🤷 [/INST] That's exactly the situation... ...I'm sure everyone on both sides of that equation is breathing a sigh of relief (except for his lawyer who probably won't get paid now). The Japanese will undoubtedly save face as they can point at the dishonorable gaijin who wouldn't sit still for their extended length fingernail torture.

[INST] Hillary lost because she was trash, it wasn’t Russia. It’s time to get over it. [/INST] If you think Trump has credibility you must be too retarded to be a Walmart greeter Also, nobody cares about that election anymore. People dislike Trump because he's a dementia ridden malicious imbecile

[INST] If the people you’re negotiating with are insulting you diplomatically it would pay to at least be aware of that. Again though, no idea whether this is or not, but it definitely seems a bit of a snub not to send Xi. [/INST] A president on one side, some rando on the other?

[INST] $4 puts 1/3? [/INST] I mean they were cheap af. I got 2 days for people to come back to their senses .... could end up a nice little gamble if it can drop back to the start of the jump which was 3.18. I mean the stock is shit so I guess that helps me a little

[INST] So the stock did move up 9% in premarket & today it went up 15%. Anyone who listened to me got in at $1.90 yesterday and it's up to $2.17 today so.... [/INST] happy for you, man - hope you managed to profit and have a good one tonight!

[INST] My deal is **very large.** Everyone talks about how large my deal is. You see these deals in China, and you think wow, Trumps deal, let's just say it's quite large, believe me. [/INST] Im gunna start talking like trump I swear to god I am.

[INST] Who needs Disney + when you can torrent the entire season for free? Ameteures [/INST] People who aren't too poor to spend $5-10 a month on a tv subscription?

[INST] It's not gone yet! Have faith. Another day like today and maybe you'll be ITM! [/INST] Oh I am riding it to the moon or straight into hell haha

[INST] Not bad [/INST] Lol well done

[INST] Holy shit Okay but if I really wanted to lose money I would just buy deep OTM puts on AAPL LOL [/INST] lol yeah but then watch AAPL tank. Its called outsmarting the universe *taps forehead*

[INST] I have spoken [/INST] Baby Yoda \*force heals my brokerage account balance\*

[INST] Fuck rockets, stonks only go up, right ? 😭 [/INST] If the rocket goes down, but you live in Australia. Did it actually go up?

[INST] happy new year, idiot ps: I still haven't read any of your shit [/INST] But you came back to reply. Thanks for stopping by

[INST] rofl I did the same with oil but ended up eating shit to the tune of like 20k or 25k like a couple weeks ago 👍 Man i'm fucking awesome [/INST] Prayers to us buddy

[INST] It totally wasn't about a tail end event where it rocketed the fuck up in like two days and was all about your cold hard discipline and ability to see the future 👌 [/INST] When I sold for 4.11 at 1:25 I was thinking “well fuck this is going to bounce back to 4.30”. But experience over the last 2 years has taught me it’s better to leave gains on the table then get raw dogged in the ass by a stock like this.

[INST] For every 12 bull days, there’s one bear day [/INST] For every 100 bulls on this sub, there is one beaten down bear. We still alive, still breathing, but obviously starving af

[INST] 5 CENTS?? HOLY SHIT PANIC SELL [/INST] 5 cents is a pretty big deal if its 90% of the call value tbh

[INST] i made it go away have u ever fought off a bear before [/INST] I’m a bear and I’m from Russia, so obviously yes

[INST] That 'success' is far more complex than being able to read at a Grade 6 level? Is this news to anyone or [/INST] That knowing your audience is key? Do you think it's a coincidence he resonated the most with the Republican primary voters?

[INST] Sub 50 Intel? What is this guy smoking, boomers will buy that shit up before it gets there [/INST] Personally I like intel. I wouldn't buy it because I desire more growth but if you want a solid stock with growth prospects, thats it right there. The dividend is safe and I think it can keep going forward. Only big reason I ain't buying it is I'd rather have almost all boeing for my dividend stocks.

[INST] spy 330? lol please tell me they expire in like February or March and not Friday [/INST] Nah my strike is 322 but in order to break even as a whole I need it to hit 326/327 at least. After that I'm quitting naked options and going back to cash-secured puts and covered calls like a true homosexual

[INST] No it doesn’t. Outside of LA, NY, Houston and two other big cities the taxi business loses money. It’s pouring tons of money into self driving research too which is retarded because a bunch of other far more well funded companies late doing the same as well. When those companies get to market first Uber is gonna go fall hard [/INST] I always figured that the Uber game plan was to try a merger with/sale to the first group that has self-driving cars. They could immediately deliver most of the global market to whoever has the tech first and are probably prepared to solve the problems of integrating those systems together.

[INST] >You ok dude? You know nothing about me. You've spent the entire conversation bitching about Trump. That's literally all you have to do to show you're one of those ragers. [/INST] You ok dude? I typed four sentences that are all factual. You are currently projecting because you have nothing to say about my argument. The president isn’t somehow rising above being snubbed, he literally doesn’t understand it. He takes more offense from a sixteen year old, than actual world leaders. That petty and not a character trait to cheer

[INST] I’m up 100% so far after buying calls... [/INST] Who are you fooling here? The VIX is down 6%, what calls are up 100%?

[INST] Hope you sold at the right time homie [/INST] I definately didn't sell at the right time, but I came out okay. I panick sold in the morning when spy was on the way up but still red.

[INST] This is a huge misconception. “It’s not a loss until you sell” is complete BS. You’re just deciding at every moment to keep it in a stock you lost on because you think it’ll go back up instead of reinvesting it [/INST] so... not a loss until I sell..?

[INST] You can skip the commentary to where Putin speaks. https://youtu.be/nzBKn2__rpM [/INST] Imagine your source being a video titled “ Putin Makes Joke About Russia Gearing Up To Interfere...” and treating it as a serious source for your claim. Goddamn I hate this site.

[INST] 4.3....meh most of those questions are asking you to say strongly agree. [/INST] 4.3 on which one? And I feel like most people who work in relation to money would answer those questions primarily in the affirmative.

[INST] They could build the sickest public transportation system of all time and I'd still pay $12/gal to drive my humvee. You expect me to take public transportation with the poors and normies? Fucking gross. [/INST] The point is to at least let people choose. I’ll ride the bus for 2 bucks a trip compared to 70 dollars a week in my V8 Tahoe.

[INST] There are so many restaurants still in business on razor thin margins and more opening up everyday cuz the margin sucks 😆 [/INST] And restaurants collapse everyday. The number that gets thrown around alot is like half of all restaurants fail in their first year? Depends on the type of restaurant.

[INST] Not supported on robinhood? [/INST] I like the Think or Swim platform a lot better. I never thought FCEL would explode but I kept it on RH for my play money

[INST] Lol go work for any retailer anywhere in America. #slaves [/INST] Wage cucks

[INST] Lol. Will do. [/INST] With your networth I assume you're already aware of donor advised funds so you can lock in your gains as well as the tax deduction and then donate slowly over time.

[INST] If I wait to sell my TSLA share until Thursday, that's $100 I get to keep tax free until 2021. That's like $2 I will earn in my Ally savings account. Much better than paying that 10% federal tax. [/INST] $1.80 in your ally savings account

[INST] Sustained low volatility for the past 8-9 years. [/INST] Well that's exactly when the decay should bite into your net asset value.

[INST] How do i do that? [/INST] Jump off a bridge and hope reincarnation is a thing?

[INST] But you came back to reply. Thanks for stopping by [/INST] Yes I did. I hope your post is all about you making big $$$.

[INST] Dude's gonna be like 95+ sitting in his wheelchair on NYE 2099, thinking 'fuck you, BugsSuck' [/INST] And rightly so!

[INST] The blue-raspberry scented Crayola marker [/INST] I'd hope for marsh88 extra xylene

[INST] Ikr? [/INST] Gotta chase the profits back, double down, only way to get even.

[INST] ehhh what's up doc? [/INST] Huh? It’s at $4? Your put isn’t in the money... Btw, I have no nio position. Still a dumbass idea even if you can scalp some

[INST] Do it and report back in a year. [/INST] Wut

[INST] Im gunna start talking like trump I swear to god I am. [/INST] 85% chance you end up in an asylum, 15% chance of creating a cult following. Roll for initiative.