SeppeV/I_want_knock_knock_jokes_training_dataset

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Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	EDWARD: Why did the baker need to work so hard? MICHAEL: I’m stumped. EDWARD: Because he had to make some dough.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	CANNEN: What is it called when you raise money for a bush? LISA: I’m stumped. CANNEN: A hedge fund.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	SIMEON: Where do snowmen keep their money? SARAH: I don’t know. SIMEON: The snowbank.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money? Hannah: Where? Tai: In a snowbank.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	CHRISTIAN: What do you call money that isn’t yours? ABBY: I don’t know. What? CHRISTIAN: Nacho cheddar!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	CONNOR: What kind of piano can you buy for $1,000? EDNA: What kind? CONNOR: A grand piano.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	PATRICK: How do you know when the moon is going broke? BILL: I don’t know. PATRICK: When it’s down to its last quarter.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine? Niles: I don’t know. Miles: “Give me my quarterback.”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Mark: Where do fish keep their money? Kevin: Where? Mark: In a riverbank.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Dad: Great news, son! We’ve saved enough money to go to Disneyland. Son: That’s great! When are we going? Dad: As soon as we save enough to get back.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Silas: How much money does a skunk have? Craig: No clue. Silas: Just one scent.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	George: What’s luckier than ﬁnding a heads-up penny? Lincoln: I don’t know. What? George: Finding a heads-up quarter.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Silas: How much money does a skunk have? Craig: No clue. Silas: Just one scent.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Andrew: Why did the football coach shake the vending machine? Luke: I have no idea. Andrew: He wanted a quarterback.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Jake: Why did the baker get a second job? Tom: Why? Jake: He needed some extra dough.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Merlin: I can do magic. Arthur: Then pull a quarter out of my ear. Merlin: I can’t. There’s no sense in there.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	John: Why didn’t the crab give any money to charity? Mark: Beats me. John: Because he was shellfish.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill. “This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!” “No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Josh: Which nut can be used as money? Jim: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: A cash-ew.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Andrew: What did the landscaper say after he received his payment? Ross: I don’t know. Andrew: “Thank you very mulch.”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Daffynition: Quarterback — A small refund.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “Make Big Bucks” by Phil T. Rich.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	David: What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck? Lily: I don’t know. David: One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Jon: How does the ocean pay its water bill? Jay: I haven’t a clue. Jon: With sand dollars.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Greg: What’s the best thing to do when a bull is charging? Nic: Tell me. Greg: Just pay him!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Jaron: Why can’t banks keep secrets? Jim: Tell me. Jaron: There are too many tellers!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Howard: What do you call a discount at the boat store? Susan: I don’t know. Howard: A “two-for-one sail.”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails. “How long do you want them?” asked the salesman. “Oh,” said the customer, “I was rather hoping to keep them.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Daffynition: Play-Doh—Fake money.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “The Art of Giving” by Phil Anthropy.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Bill: What do you give the teller at a virtual bank? Will: I dunno. Bill: A reality check!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Greg: I have a wonder watch. It only cost 50 cents. Dillon: Why is it called a wonder watch? Greg: Because every time I look at it, I wonder if it’s still working!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Pedro: Who can drive all their customers away and still make money? The Boss: Who? Pedro: Taxi drivers!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Greg: I have a wonder watch. It only cost 50 cents. Dillon: Why is it called a wonder watch? Greg: Because every time I look at it, I wonder if it’s still working!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “Deep in Debt” by Owen A. Lott.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Daffynition: Paradigm shift—When someone takes 20 cents from you.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “How to Make a Killing in a Bull Market” by Butch Herr.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Chris: Knock, knock. TJ: Who’s there? Chris: Cash. TJ: Cash, who? Chris: No, thanks. I prefer peanuts!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “Accounting” by Penny N. Dimes.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Matt: What do you call a very poor cat? Kate: No idea. What? Matt: A “paw-purr.”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Patient: Doctor, how much will it cost to have this splinter taken out? Doctor: About $70. Patient: Seventy dollars? For just a couple of seconds of work? Doctor: I can pull it out very slowly if you prefer.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Zach: What did the dime say to the nickel after it told a bad joke? Sarah: I don’t know. Zach: “That didn’t make cents.”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Robert: What period of music was the poorest? Michael: Tell me. Robert: The Baroque period!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Tom: How do rodeo cowboys become rich? Bill: You stumped me. Tom: Their horses always give them a buck or two.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Daffynition: Doughnut—Someone crazy about money.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “How to Win the Lottery” by Jack Pott.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “No Money Left” by M.T. Wallet.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A guy asks a lawyer about his fees. “I charge $50 for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes, I suppose so,” the lawyer replies. “Now what’s your final question?”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Ryan: What do you get when you cross a dog with a penny? Frank: I dunno. Ryan: A copper spaniel.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Luke: Why did the boy start a gardening service? Dave: Why? Luke: He wanted to rake in some cash!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Brad: Why did the penny cross the road, but the quarter didn’t? Greg: I haven’t a clue. Brad: The quarter had more cents!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Peter: How can you tell when a bank becomes bored? Elaine: I don’t know. Peter: When it starts losing interest!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?” “Well,” the cashier said. “It’s in mint condition!”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	John: What kind of music do Santa’s elves like? Mark: Please tell me. John: Wrap music.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Leon: What do dentists use to listen to music? Leonora: I don’t know. Leon: Bluetooth.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	MARIANO: What kind of music do pilgrims like? NATE: I’m not sure. MARIANO: Rock.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	KUSH: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? MYA: No clue. KUSH: A trombone.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	ASHER: What is an egg’s favorite kind of music? MAX: Not sure. ASHER: Kary-yolky.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	TOM: What’s elastic and plays music? JANE: Tell me. TOM: A rubber band.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	TANISH: How do leopards listen to music? ALEX: I don’t know. How? TANISH: They use Spotify!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	JOSIAH: What is a lawn mower’s favorite kind of music? TIM: I’m not sure. JOSIAH: Bluegrass.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	NATHANIEL: What do music and NASCAR have in common? ANDY: I don’t know. What? NATHANIEL: They have tracks.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Hudson: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Faith: What? Hudson: Pop!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Áine: What’s a bubble’s favorite type of music? Mike: I don’t know. What? Áine: Pop music!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	ETHAN: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? KATE: Beats me. ETHAN: Something catchy!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music? PAUL: I don’t know. TALLINN: Bach!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	NATE: A teacher caught a student passing notes in class, but the student didn’t get in trouble. CALEB: Why not? NATE: It was music class.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Josiah: What is a lawnmower’s favorite kind of music? Tim: You got me. Josiah: Bluegrass.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A PUNNY BOOK: "Musical Instruments" by Amanda Lynn.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Evan: Which rock group doesn’t sing? Pedro: I have no idea. Evan: Mount Rushmore.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Max: What is a geologist’s favorite type of music? Nick: I don’t know. Max: Rock.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Freddy: Why did the ghost sing off key? Jack: Beats me. Freddy: It left its sheet music at home.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Ahmed: What is a computer’s favorite dance? Aaron: Tell me. Ahmed: Disco.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Shay: What kind of music do mummies listen to? Brett: What kind? Shay: Wrap music.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Daffynition: Metronome — A small, bearded man from the city.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Michael: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer? Nick: I’m stumped. Michael: Bach.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Brett: What do mummies like listening to? Brent: I don’t know. Brett: Wrap music!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Ashley: Which type of animal plays the guitar? Brandon: Tell me. Ashley: A strumming-bird.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Jack: On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes? Ally: I have no idea. Jack: On his brag-pipes.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “Singing and Strumming” by Sarah Nade.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Kristen: What is green and sings? Taylor: Beats me. Kristen: Elvis Parsley!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Bob: What did the conductor say when asked to play “The Messiah”? Rob: I haven’t a clue. Bob: “I don’t think my orchestra can Handel it.”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Josh: What kind of guitar always has a cold? Larry: I have no clue. Josh: An achoo-stic!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Steve: What do you call a hip-hop lizard? Zach: I haven’t a clue. Steve: A rap-tile!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Howard: What do you get when you cross a piano and a radio announcer? Suzan: Beats me. Howard: A key-note speaker!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Tom Swiftie: “Stop clanging those cymbals,” Tom said bashfully.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Kevin: How does a chicken keep a beat? Devin: I don’t know. Kevin: With its drumsticks!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Del: What kind of tree is famous for playing rock and roll? John: I haven’t a clue. Del: Spruce Springsteen!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Robert: What period of music was the poorest? Michael: Tell me. Robert: The Baroque period!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “Amateur Singing” by Carrie O. Key
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “Woodwind Fundamentals” by Claire N. Ette.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Evan: What do you call a killer group of musical whales? Ivan: I have no idea. Evan: An “orcastra!”
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Howard: What do you get when you cross a pro bowler and a musician? Suzan: I don’t know. Howard: Someone who wants to strike up the band!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A book never written: “Music in the Air” by Ray Dio.
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Nick: What door does a classical musician use? Tommy: I’m stumped. Nick: The Bach door!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Michael: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to? Matt: I have no idea. Michael: Hip-hop!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	Matt: Why do opera singers make good sailors? Keith: Why? Matt: They can handle high C's!
Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap	Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.	A punny book: "Fatherly Advice" by Buck L. Upson.

Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap

Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

EDWARD: Why did the baker need to work so hard? MICHAEL: I’m stumped. EDWARD: Because he had to make some dough.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

CANNEN: What is it called when you raise money for a bush? LISA: I’m stumped. CANNEN: A hedge fund.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

SIMEON: Where do snowmen keep their money? SARAH: I don’t know. SIMEON: The snowbank.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money? Hannah: Where? Tai: In a snowbank.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

CHRISTIAN: What do you call money that isn’t yours? ABBY: I don’t know. What? CHRISTIAN: Nacho cheddar!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

CONNOR: What kind of piano can you buy for $1,000? EDNA: What kind? CONNOR: A grand piano.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

PATRICK: How do you know when the moon is going broke? BILL: I don’t know. PATRICK: When it’s down to its last quarter.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine? Niles: I don’t know. Miles: “Give me my quarterback.”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Mark: Where do fish keep their money? Kevin: Where? Mark: In a riverbank.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Dad: Great news, son! We’ve saved enough money to go to Disneyland. Son: That’s great! When are we going? Dad: As soon as we save enough to get back.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Silas: How much money does a skunk have? Craig: No clue. Silas: Just one scent.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

George: What’s luckier than ﬁnding a heads-up penny? Lincoln: I don’t know. What? George: Finding a heads-up quarter.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Silas: How much money does a skunk have? Craig: No clue. Silas: Just one scent.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Andrew: Why did the football coach shake the vending machine? Luke: I have no idea. Andrew: He wanted a quarterback.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Jake: Why did the baker get a second job? Tom: Why? Jake: He needed some extra dough.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Merlin: I can do magic. Arthur: Then pull a quarter out of my ear. Merlin: I can’t. There’s no sense in there.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

John: Why didn’t the crab give any money to charity? Mark: Beats me. John: Because he was shellfish.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill. “This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!” “No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Josh: Which nut can be used as money? Jim: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: A cash-ew.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Andrew: What did the landscaper say after he received his payment? Ross: I don’t know. Andrew: “Thank you very mulch.”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Daffynition: Quarterback — A small refund.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “Make Big Bucks” by Phil T. Rich.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

David: What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck? Lily: I don’t know. David: One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Jon: How does the ocean pay its water bill? Jay: I haven’t a clue. Jon: With sand dollars.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Greg: What’s the best thing to do when a bull is charging? Nic: Tell me. Greg: Just pay him!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Jaron: Why can’t banks keep secrets? Jim: Tell me. Jaron: There are too many tellers!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Howard: What do you call a discount at the boat store? Susan: I don’t know. Howard: A “two-for-one sail.”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails. “How long do you want them?” asked the salesman. “Oh,” said the customer, “I was rather hoping to keep them.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Daffynition: Play-Doh—Fake money.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “The Art of Giving” by Phil Anthropy.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Bill: What do you give the teller at a virtual bank? Will: I dunno. Bill: A reality check!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Greg: I have a wonder watch. It only cost 50 cents. Dillon: Why is it called a wonder watch? Greg: Because every time I look at it, I wonder if it’s still working!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Pedro: Who can drive all their customers away and still make money? The Boss: Who? Pedro: Taxi drivers!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Greg: I have a wonder watch. It only cost 50 cents. Dillon: Why is it called a wonder watch? Greg: Because every time I look at it, I wonder if it’s still working!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “Deep in Debt” by Owen A. Lott.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Daffynition: Paradigm shift—When someone takes 20 cents from you.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “How to Make a Killing in a Bull Market” by Butch Herr.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Chris: Knock, knock. TJ: Who’s there? Chris: Cash. TJ: Cash, who? Chris: No, thanks. I prefer peanuts!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “Accounting” by Penny N. Dimes.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Matt: What do you call a very poor cat? Kate: No idea. What? Matt: A “paw-purr.”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Patient: Doctor, how much will it cost to have this splinter taken out? Doctor: About $70. Patient: Seventy dollars? For just a couple of seconds of work? Doctor: I can pull it out very slowly if you prefer.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Zach: What did the dime say to the nickel after it told a bad joke? Sarah: I don’t know. Zach: “That didn’t make cents.”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Robert: What period of music was the poorest? Michael: Tell me. Robert: The Baroque period!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Tom: How do rodeo cowboys become rich? Bill: You stumped me. Tom: Their horses always give them a buck or two.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Daffynition: Doughnut—Someone crazy about money.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “How to Win the Lottery” by Jack Pott.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “No Money Left” by M.T. Wallet.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A guy asks a lawyer about his fees. “I charge $50 for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes, I suppose so,” the lawyer replies. “Now what’s your final question?”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Ryan: What do you get when you cross a dog with a penny? Frank: I dunno. Ryan: A copper spaniel.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Luke: Why did the boy start a gardening service? Dave: Why? Luke: He wanted to rake in some cash!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Brad: Why did the penny cross the road, but the quarter didn’t? Greg: I haven’t a clue. Brad: The quarter had more cents!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Peter: How can you tell when a bank becomes bored? Elaine: I don’t know. Peter: When it starts losing interest!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?” “Well,” the cashier said. “It’s in mint condition!”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

John: What kind of music do Santa’s elves like? Mark: Please tell me. John: Wrap music.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Leon: What do dentists use to listen to music? Leonora: I don’t know. Leon: Bluetooth.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

MARIANO: What kind of music do pilgrims like? NATE: I’m not sure. MARIANO: Rock.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

KUSH: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? MYA: No clue. KUSH: A trombone.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

ASHER: What is an egg’s favorite kind of music? MAX: Not sure. ASHER: Kary-yolky.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

TOM: What’s elastic and plays music? JANE: Tell me. TOM: A rubber band.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

TANISH: How do leopards listen to music? ALEX: I don’t know. How? TANISH: They use Spotify!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

JOSIAH: What is a lawn mower’s favorite kind of music? TIM: I’m not sure. JOSIAH: Bluegrass.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

NATHANIEL: What do music and NASCAR have in common? ANDY: I don’t know. What? NATHANIEL: They have tracks.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Hudson: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Faith: What? Hudson: Pop!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Áine: What’s a bubble’s favorite type of music? Mike: I don’t know. What? Áine: Pop music!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

ETHAN: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? KATE: Beats me. ETHAN: Something catchy!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music? PAUL: I don’t know. TALLINN: Bach!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

NATE: A teacher caught a student passing notes in class, but the student didn’t get in trouble. CALEB: Why not? NATE: It was music class.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Josiah: What is a lawnmower’s favorite kind of music? Tim: You got me. Josiah: Bluegrass.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A PUNNY BOOK: "Musical Instruments" by Amanda Lynn.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Evan: Which rock group doesn’t sing? Pedro: I have no idea. Evan: Mount Rushmore.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Max: What is a geologist’s favorite type of music? Nick: I don’t know. Max: Rock.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Freddy: Why did the ghost sing off key? Jack: Beats me. Freddy: It left its sheet music at home.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Ahmed: What is a computer’s favorite dance? Aaron: Tell me. Ahmed: Disco.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Shay: What kind of music do mummies listen to? Brett: What kind? Shay: Wrap music.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Daffynition: Metronome — A small, bearded man from the city.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Michael: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer? Nick: I’m stumped. Michael: Bach.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Brett: What do mummies like listening to? Brent: I don’t know. Brett: Wrap music!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Ashley: Which type of animal plays the guitar? Brandon: Tell me. Ashley: A strumming-bird.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Jack: On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes? Ally: I have no idea. Jack: On his brag-pipes.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “Singing and Strumming” by Sarah Nade.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Kristen: What is green and sings? Taylor: Beats me. Kristen: Elvis Parsley!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Bob: What did the conductor say when asked to play “The Messiah”? Rob: I haven’t a clue. Bob: “I don’t think my orchestra can Handel it.”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Josh: What kind of guitar always has a cold? Larry: I have no clue. Josh: An achoo-stic!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Steve: What do you call a hip-hop lizard? Zach: I haven’t a clue. Steve: A rap-tile!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Howard: What do you get when you cross a piano and a radio announcer? Suzan: Beats me. Howard: A key-note speaker!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Tom Swiftie: “Stop clanging those cymbals,” Tom said bashfully.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Kevin: How does a chicken keep a beat? Devin: I don’t know. Kevin: With its drumsticks!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Del: What kind of tree is famous for playing rock and roll? John: I haven’t a clue. Del: Spruce Springsteen!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Robert: What period of music was the poorest? Michael: Tell me. Robert: The Baroque period!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “Amateur Singing” by Carrie O. Key

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “Woodwind Fundamentals” by Claire N. Ette.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Evan: What do you call a killer group of musical whales? Ivan: I have no idea. Evan: An “orcastra!”

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Howard: What do you get when you cross a pro bowler and a musician? Suzan: I don’t know. Howard: Someone who wants to strike up the band!

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

A book never written: “Music in the Air” by Ray Dio.

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Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Nick: What door does a classical musician use? Tommy: I’m stumped. Nick: The Bach door!

Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap

Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Michael: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to? Matt: I have no idea. Michael: Hip-hop!

Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap

Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Matt: Why do opera singers make good sailors? Keith: Why? Matt: They can handle high C's!

Vertel mij een Knock Knock grap

Brody: Knock, knock. Henry: Who’s there? Brody: Cash. Henry: Cash, who? Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

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