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/r/pics/comments/7nf4zf/this_knockoff_shoe_brand_looked_awfully_familiar/ | [
"Looks like a Sole’s Attendant.",
"Tap shoes!",
"*THIS SHOES IS GOOD AND HONEST*",
"The perfect shoe for planeswalking.",
"Worst knockoff of a card game I have ever seen."
] | 5 | pics | This knockoff shoe brand looked awfully familiar. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nf5f8/seth_rogen_looking_like_hunter_s_thompson/ | [
"Except that's Johnny Depp, in Fear and Loathing in LV....",
"And he doesn't look like him either.",
"OP dumb as hell."
] | 3 | pics | Seth Rogen looking like Hunter S. Thompson |
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/r/pics/comments/7nf6zu/is_it_morning_already_i_better_go_to_sleep/ | [
"Aww",
"Love these guys, I've had many as pets over the years. They are quiet, smart, easy to feed, easy to care for, eventually when they get older they start venturing outside at night, staying out longer and longer until one day they don't come back except to eat and visit at times. They really are a misunderstood animal. ",
"Nicely said, you might enjoy r/Opossums",
"That's interesting stuff. I didn't realize their dispositions were so good when kept as pests. Are you talking about an Opossum or Possum? ",
"Thank you, I had no idea, will definitely check it out. Happy New year",
"Happy New Year!",
"They are the same animal.",
"Opossum here in Oregon. I've had all mine as babies, usually Mother gets ran over or ppl shoot them knowing they are carrying babies. They are happy on your neck under your hair haha. Had 6 babies I bottle fed once, kept them in a hood off of a fake fur lined coat hanging around my neck, had to color the tips of their tails with sharpie pens so I could tell them apart 😁",
"Really? http://www.dictionary.com/e/possum-opossum/ ",
"Usually they are the same because people tend to call them possums in the states.\n\nBut yes there is technically another animal called possum.",
"Yes, well, in North America the names are used interchangeably.",
"That doesn't make it correct. It just means that a lot of people are **incorrect** . And because so many people just say Possum, many people don't even know they are different animals. ",
"Many people say 'possum' because it is easy to leave off the 'o'. Most people aren't experts in, or even familiar with, marsupial taxonomy.\n\nIt may not be correct, but people know what someone is talking about when either word is used. ",
"Totally agree that we all know what someone is talking about. Although people in the US that are from Australia get confused. However, not speaking or spelling correctly because it's easier only contributes to misinformation. Something we already have too much of on the internet. ",
"Yes, but this spelling/pronunciation issue has existed *long* before the internet came along.",
"Very true."
] | 16 | pics | Is it morning already, I better go to sleep. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nf7iy/spent_the_holidays_at_me_inlaws_got_bored_and/ | [
"Now those are some interesting in-laws ",
"Man this would be good material for r/fakehistoryporn ",
"“The Apotheosis of Washington and Lincoln\" (1865)\n\n[link](http://oll.libertyfund.org/pages/presidents-day-and-the-apotheosis-of-washington)"
] | 3 | pics | Spent the Holidays at me In-laws, got bored and started looking thru an old album. This was discovered on the last page. No on could explain the image. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nf7no/long_road_beneath_the_trees/ | [
"Wow. Lothlorien?",
"Antrim, Ireland.",
"A path to the new year!",
"The Dark Hedges if I am not mistaken. Beautiful place "
] | 4 | pics | Long road beneath the trees. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nf8l8/my_new_years_eve_party/ | [
"Schizophrenic time lapse ",
"Did you kiss the cute one at midnight? ",
"They evaded me so I had to go with the weird one behind the sofa...",
"So this is where Kevin Wendell Crumb has been hiding...mostly",
"Did you guys have a good time?",
"I don't find this funny at all but am impressed at the amount of effort put into it so upvoted regardless",
"Zoom to the top left corner, apparently this photo is fake",
"Love me a good Split reference... etcetera. ",
"Great picture! This would make an excellent album cover.",
"Nobody's doing a sex :(",
"Your brown socks look like shoes. Trippy.",
"Good effort, needs more dooway/wall leaning",
"I wonder what you’re talking about in the back",
"Sooo... ...which one is you?",
"Is that the screaming one crouched behind the sofa or the jealous/angry/angsty one aggressively leaning against the bookcase? ",
"/r/2meirl4meirl ",
"Multiple personality disorder? Looks like a fun party :)",
"Are your socks thin or are your toes thick?",
"I want your jacket!",
"It reminds me of the [\"Lying to Myself\" ](https://youtu.be/AJ9a_-CvskQ) video",
"Reminds me of Misfits ",
"Looks a bit like mine but actually I just jerked off twice and fell asleep by 10:30",
"[Why didn't you invite us?](https://i.imgur.com/bDrfOwU.png)",
"Is that a TARDIS sweatshirt?",
"Yep!",
"I love it, fellow Whovian!",
"Your beer still has the cap on it.",
"Should have gone with the drunk crying one on the right. ",
"Little bit of both. ;)",
"And not a single one actually opened tbeir beer.",
"new year party",
"........??????????????",
"I like that",
"That’s why he’s crying over it, can’t get it open lmao ",
"Wow this hasn't been done by other people or anything. Unoriginal unfunny just all around shit ",
"\"Moooom, don't worry! I didn't open it! You still have 12! Yes, breakfast isn't ruined!\"",
"A little selfish, to only invite your self dont you think!?",
"Booger hook is on the trigger",
"I live on the edge.",
"Well, time to hire a stripper and, you know, bup bup bup bup.",
"This is cute :)",
"Yeah that really kills the realism, not ok!",
"You photoshop a lot better",
"Unlike your quality submissions: https://www.reddit.com/user/Fuckeneggg/submitted/\n\nFeel free to check out mine too though. It's just me (a dude) in dresses. Nothing to see here, move right along.",
"The you in the wood chair looks like an alien is about to burst from your chest cavity.",
"Well, they have been told they have an increased likelihood of needing a c-section, so it’s an accurate summation.",
"This picture is so British. The doctor who zip up, the crown magazine, the old Tudor beams. ",
"At least you invited one gay person. Good on you.",
"I just found a subreddit today that makes fake album covers. Hopefully the name is something easy like /r/fakealbumcovers ",
"You don’t look old enough to be drinking!",
"Looking on mobile currently, so maybe that’s my issue, or maybe I’m just not paying close enough attention, but, regardless, what are the major signs that distinguish their skills?\n\nAsking out of a want for edification. ",
"If you zoom in at the places when two of the people overlap, you can see how they cut the pictures. OP is just a bit more obvious than the latter post but they're both a cool idea.",
"Love the TARDIS jacket. I only have the fleece throw, hoody footie pajamas, cell phone cover, Kindle cover, laptop skin and license plate bracket. ",
"Look at the edges around the guy sitting in the chair and the one peeking his head over the couch.",
"Ah, cool. Thank you. \n\nDid have to zoom in a lot on my phone, but I definitely see what you’re talking about. \n\nStill a great picture, O.P.",
"You can see in overlapping places, especially on the pregnant rocking chair man, as the chair moved, meaning I had to almost completely separate them from the chair thanks to the legs of the radio times reader (hence the halo). \n\nThere was also several shifts in the scenery resulting from slight movements in the camera between pictures.\n\nSimilarly this was an experiment for me, and done relatively quickly. Also made it in Gimp rather than photoshop, because I don’t have the money for that. So that’s basically the reason for the difference, I’m a beginner, and I was doing this for fun.",
"I hate to break it to you, but you have to open a beer to drink it.",
"SHUT UP MUM I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! ugh, god, why is everything spinning?",
"You need new socks. I can see the hole in your right sock all the way from my house. ",
"It's still impressive. I mean, if I look at what I've accomplished so far this year... It's almost the same as last year.\n\nAlso, don't buy photoshop. [Remember...](https://i.imgur.com/vOJ6caG.png)",
"You missed the one sitting in the middle of the couch on their cell phone, texting people at better parties.",
"That was one I meant to do, but forgot to at the time, maybe if I do something like this a second time.",
"I hope you didn't take my comment as an insult. His might be better but yours is still great, and much better than I can do!",
"You look like Sam Riley. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/cUhsiJ3.jpg\n\nI'm just here for the insults on my Photoshop skills",
"I remember when I had my first beer ",
"Yeah I was missing the missltoe aspect ",
"Wait these are photoshopped?",
"Except the one in the bottom left, they're practically transparent and look like pantyhose. ",
"Moments before the orgy began. . .",
"Loser",
"You people need to chill, you're all over the place.",
"I love that house!\n\nI love your jacket!!!\n\nI love your face!!!!\n\nYou can come over and party with me anytime.",
"Thats because I'm not there!",
"That hit home a little to hard.",
"Go on...",
"Why does nobody have a bottle opener? ",
"I used to pirate all my games. Since I really enjoy gaming, paying for the games through Steam, and getting the Steam Services (easy installation, content backup and sync, library management, finding new games, etc) was 100% worth it. The only thing I've ever used photo editing software for is creating shit memes, so I can't comment on it, but I can see how the same thing would apply.",
"[Or my invite?](https://i.imgur.com/roLQlbJ_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)\n",
"He definitely has shit trigger discipline. Aka shouldnt own a firearm.",
"Matt. ",
"Yeah this is bullshit, we're fun, we're nice, why don't we get invited to parties?",
"I didn't notice any of that! The only thing that bothered me was that all of the beer bottles were unopened. \n\n",
"But you are both metalheads ",
"If I had to guess (not personally knowing either of you) it's like the utter lack of Tardis sweaters in your group. I mean, OP already had two sweaterless folks at their party, and as everyone knows, that's the diversity quota right there. ",
"What a wild adventure you must go through every time you think something.",
"You do, in fact, have some sexy legs. And great taste in heels. ",
"Are u poopsteve420 or whatever the Name of this one weird Youtuber is?",
"Yet you're drinking Stella Artois ",
"The wall socket. I thought \"Germanic\" from the beams, but then saw the wall socket. Oh, and the crummy heating.",
"Are those shoes or socks or what ?",
"Why is the Christmas tree still up. ",
"I can spot Hedwig.",
"[Or us??](https://imgur.com/a/YLOqo)",
"If you’re a freefolk, you can always crack a version of photoshop - it’s super simple. Just run a trial, download a file called “amtlib.dll”, and you’ll have the full version. If you want, feel free to pm me about it",
"Radio Times and Christmas socks sealed the deal for me",
"Bottom right is me IRL.",
"That's really good. Fucking love it especially the naked dude on the ground and the cardboard chick. ",
"No, I am god.",
"God, is that Business Greg? I haven't talked with him in ages.",
"LOL, its Stefan from SNL.\n\n\"New Yorks hottest club this New Years is Zzzzxxxxzzzyyyxxx! They have everything: communal anal beads, bald eagle wrestling, a human toilet...\"",
"I have never seen anything like it! Joking. ",
"Hits a lot less harder than my dad.",
"This pretty much encompasses all the people I ran into on the streets of Nuremberg that night.",
"Obligatory \"your hair is beautiful\" comment.",
"All the bottle caps are still on",
"[Thank u.](https://i.imgur.com/35XttEu.jpg)",
"Just airbrush",
"Asking the real questions",
"Idk man, looks like it was a sausage fest ",
"Yes, but what were your thoughts on the Christmas Special!?",
"You look like a Youtuber named Crabstickz! :D ",
"*thicc",
"You should open the beer next time, things would go better.",
"Omg, we would be such epic friends!",
"I agree, its like when you notice the seam in Star Trek shows, but dont really care because the story is more interesting.",
"Which one? ",
" E R I C",
"They have deleted all their posts, unless you were saying they havent posted anything",
"Those socks are horrible and make me uncomfortable",
"JFC",
"Your house is fucking cool",
"I second that notion \n",
"So drunk he didn’t even open the bottle",
"Pretty good, but some of the edges need some smoothing / blending work ",
"r/me_irl",
"No one noticed the upside down magazine?",
"I was in the other room",
"I can see a hole in the base of one of them!",
"AWESOME !!!! ",
"\"Mom said Hell nah, last year he drank all of dad's scotch, shot the aquarium, and your sister was gone three days before showing up with that dragon tattoo and a weird hobble.\"",
"> they havent posted anything\n\nThat's exactly what I was saying :)",
"Now, that's put a smile on an old tranny's face ;-)",
"Gotcha lol",
"you should have worn completely different outfits\n",
"I'm never alone with me, myself, and I.",
"[Or this guy?](http://i.imgur.com/gFlw8u0.jpg)",
"This guy wins."
] | 138 | pics | My New Year's Eve Party. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nf9y5/this_coke_machine_has_given_up_on_life/ | [
"Or are the bottles jumping to commit suicide ",
"Funny story about these coke machines. Back when I was in high school we had one of these in the lunch room. One day I was eating lunch and heard everybody rushing towards the pop machine. I don't remember if it was this exact style machine or not but it started releasing all the drinks simultaneously. People were running to grab as many as they could. You see peoples true colors come out when free shit is involved. ",
"This looks more like a regular fridge than a vending machine. First of all there is no slot for taking the bottles out of the machine, then there doesn't appear to be any mechanics for releasing the bottles from the shelves. ",
"The slot is outside of the frame of the picture...",
"there's a robot arm that the soda slides out into. it looks like the dr pepper currently occupies said arm. it drops it into a slot to the right."
] | 5 | pics | This coke machine has given up on life |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfc2f/neat/ | [
"Andy Goldsworthy would be proud.",
"This photo is beautiful and makes me feel so calm....sorry if that sounds odd! This should definitely be framed for your home! ",
"Wow! What a beaut!",
"Where did you get these? I want to make a walkway out of colored rocks like that",
"This picture rocks.",
"Comedy gold. :) Have an upvote. :)",
"I'm enjoying this picture at an alarming level",
"r/fakealbumcovers",
"neat",
"What's the little yellow rock doing in the center? Sticks out.. I am colour blind though",
"It’s disappointing to be so old on reddit that you see these shitty reposts of pictures that got so many upvotes. Go out and take a picture of something yourself for Christ’s sake.",
"Is there a higher quality version? Id love it for my phone background",
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"I read that in Bender’s voice. ",
"/r/oddlysatisfying",
"This is almost definitely the work of @sophitivonaillustration (instagram link). It's an old one so you might have to scroll a bit to find the original. Or, she might send you the high quality version if you ask nicely :)",
"This is probably the work of artist Sophie Tivona (instagram: @sophietivonaillustration ). She operates out of Oakland, California, and I believe she finds all her materials there. ",
"You can tell by the way it is. ",
"Press them half into sand, place a square frame around, pour cement or plaster of paris, wait ... clean it up a little and you have a tile!",
"The photo is part of a series. You would like the others",
"Sorry to respond almost a month later, but is there a link to view the series? I would to see them all."
] | 23 | pics | neat |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfffm/bat/ | [
"man",
"Isn’t that the Keaton bat mobile?",
"Yes! My personal favorite next to the tumbler from Batman Begins.",
"I heard they used a Corvette as the base car to make the original. Pretty awesome.",
"Batman*",
"1974 Chevy Impala, but there wasn't much left of the [original chassis](http://www.1989batmobile.com/images/1989BatmobileFrames.jpg) regardless.",
"mobile",
"Bat.",
"The turbine should be black except for the \"nose\" in the middle.",
"*Best*mobile",
"Oh wow! Thanks for the correction! Yeah, not much left of the original at all.",
"No problem, I had heard Corvette for a long time too, but I think it's because people may have used them as a basis for replicas.",
"Makes sense. That's probably the reason I thought that too. I think I've been thinking it was a Corvette for like 15 years!"
] | 13 | pics | Bat |
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/r/pics/comments/7nffs8/above_the_clouds/ | [
"That's a carpet with a flashlight",
"Looks like a trimmed sheep skin, I love trimmed sheeps and they love it too, especially when it's hot outside.",
"One of the things I like about flying.\n\nEdit: one of the FEW things. "
] | 3 | pics | Above the clouds |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfg63/a_real_recipe_in_a_real_recipe_book_my_wife_got/ | [
"That’s kind of preachy for a cook book. ",
"Depression Soup:",
"Yeah, I'd tear that page out and throw it away"
] | 3 | pics | A real recipe in a real recipe book my wife got for Christmas. Happy 2018! |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfgg3/my_new_years_day_is_this_view_got_a_bad_fever/ | [
"Hope you feel better soon and that there is someone around to keep you hydrated and supplied with blankets. ",
"First wholesome comment of 2018.",
"Feel better, my dude. Stay hydrated!",
"Do you need some help? If you're in Oregon PM me. "
] | 4 | pics | My New Year's Day is this view. Got a bad fever, stuck on the floor. Too tired and dizzy to get up. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfhrs/pretty_much/ | [
"What's up with the unique cards? Never heard of that before ",
"Agreed. Where would one find these?",
"They're called pecs bro! \n\n",
"It comes with they’re redesigned Bigger Blacker Box.\n\nEdit: Holy shit. I get it. I misspelled their. I’m leaving it.",
"Is that instead of being hidden in the roof of the box? ",
"What's the reason for saying\n> one (1)",
"No the one in the top of the box is still there. ",
"Can reddit fuck off with the constant Card's Against Humanity advertisements?\n\nI mean shit, this is OP's one and only post. \n",
"Using legalese for comedic effect",
"Someone who pretty much only posts to /r/shitposts is commenting on what someone else is bringing to reddit.\n\nBold move, dude.",
"Stfu it’s obvious shilling",
"https://i.imgur.com/uacMsYp.gifv",
"Nope",
"Thicc Wiz ",
"His pants are too high.",
"Surprisingly large!? Guess there's no hope for me and mine. ",
">they’re\n\n",
"Haha thanks. Never thought I’d fall prey to misspelling on Reddit.",
"he just has a really short torso",
"Ugh, looks like a middle aged Danzig",
"nah, that card says, \"a worm with surprisingly meaty breasts\"",
"Wait what?",
"who're?",
"If you have a Bigger Blacker Box, there’s an Waster Egg card hidden on the underside of the box top. You have to cut the paper that’s glued there to get it out. Don’t google it, it’ll spoil the surprise of the card",
"Kinda looks like a younger Tommy Wiseau",
"who'm'st'd've",
"Your downvotes prove your point ; )",
"BEN SWOLO",
"Kylo’s head is too small for the buff bod",
"FAWK YEAH!",
"Wassat, sockcuckas?",
"They used profits to try and prevent Trump building the boarder wall 😂🤣 people who don’t like illegal immigration BTFO 🍆😭😎",
"Is Kylo Ren’s taint on his belly?",
"Oh hai Matt.",
"A sith power is born from teh taints",
"Who’ve h’d by Ha’p’nst’nce a’n a’p’l",
"Stupid Daikini!",
"[screenshot of the character creation](https://i.imgur.com/AMHX0IM.jpg)",
"those tits have been granted by marine drill sergeant inspected push ups. ",
"Waster?",
"It's what you call the lost Easter eggs that are never found during the hunt but during mid-summer when the unmistakeable stench arises and everyone's like oh that's where we hid that one!",
"/r/nothingeverhappens",
"...it was just a typo, is that a real thing?! Either way, it’s a fantastic name for a band",
" You are just crawling with brownies",
"Theyier're",
"Much better, thank you. ",
"I've never been to you place of work, but I think I'll believe you since you clearly post high.*\n\n*This comment is based solely on the fact that I can't tell wtf you are talking about and has no political affiliation.",
"E and W are right next to each other.",
"Yeah I know, but I felt the need to ask the question anyways, since I wasn't sure whether or not the typo was intentional or not, or if were an atomic typo, where it becomes an entirely different word with different meaning",
"Their*",
"Now I'm convinced that you are just trying to get me to cut up my box for no reason.\n\nEdit: Well, I'll be damned.",
"You can feel it under the paper, if you don’t believe me! It just shows how awesome CAH is! Report back!",
"Is Adam Driver’s head just really small?",
"Those... aren't very large. At all. ",
"Am I the only ne who finds that cards against humanity is boulder dash for people who can't make up funny stuff and bullshit well? ",
"Why is his body so god damn square!? ",
"Drill instructor FTFY sauce: Am army",
"I've found there's a whole lot of variation in the belt to balls distance even in the same size pants.",
"Yeah, the cut certainly makes a difference. It’s one of those things that boys aren’t taught so we tend to treat them all the same, and wear them at our hips instead of what is right for the cut and our body.",
"Totally a real thing as of like 12 minutes ago... ;)",
"And it would be a picture of him getting farted on his face by a chick with stinky feet.",
"Don't pay too much attention, or you'll end up with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GT9UN7nDo) conversation.",
"He’s a wide boi",
"I’m just happy Glenn Danzig is relevant again. ",
"swol af",
"I too do it for freedom. ",
"I actually lol’d. Thanks!",
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.",
"their*",
"How do you get this specialized card?",
"He's now damned. ",
"Can someone explain the image on the right, please?",
"Mark",
"Amazing. Every word on that card is right.",
"Dudes gotta tiny head for such a wide body.",
"Have you ever heard the story of Matt the Radar technician?",
"Okay, this finally drove me to buy the bigger, blacker box lol! I already have the black and the white cards with my name on them; couldn't pass up another individual card :)\n\nLoved that that the only time the white card with my name on it has been played was when a friend brought a new person to the game. The new person played the card and afterwards asked who the hell Sugar-n-Spice was since everyone was laughing!",
"Ok crotch whisperer, how should it fit?",
"Can you put a towel on?",
"\"And do the other kids ever bully you? Do they ever say 'nice pants, why do you wear them up to your tits?\"",
"This is an ad.\n\nLook at OP's post history ",
"Kylo Ren",
"I did not turn to the dark side I did nahhht. Oh hai Mark. \\*brings down the roof\\*",
"It's not one a Jedi would tell.",
"Has to cover his belly button ring.",
"Hey, I have that! \n\n(Haven't cut it out yet.)",
"The new Star Wars is terrible.",
"...Edwina?",
"Which is a real shame too, because they managed to get Han, Luke, and Leia involved again, and all three actors are clearly still very talented and invested in making good movies. ",
"Ben needs more jpeg",
"> boulder dash",
"Um Carrie Fisher is dead. Can't really make movies while you aren't living. ",
"Theres one under the middle slot too",
"...what...?",
"Explain",
"There is a second hidden card in the NEW bigger blacker box. Its hidden in the center card slot. ",
"I don't understand. ",
"I’ve had this for over a year and I had no idea this was a thing. I just went out to the game shelf and pulled out my BBB and pulled it out! It’s like another Christmas present!",
"Why are his pants so high?!?,",
"Right. But he does not have massive tits. ",
"She ded. \n\nD. E. D. ",
"Came here to say this. They have ads all over reddit rn ",
"We took the baby while he took a peepee! ",
"I thought she asked him to put a cowl on. I thought she was telling him to cover his face so she could look at the pecs. ",
"Well he is a better actor than Adam Driver and The Room is better than the last 6 Star Wars movies. ",
"Found another: [](http://www.dreadcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/todd206.jpg)",
"Can't lightsaber my torso if you can't find it...",
"I think she said “cloak or cowl or something you could put on”",
"It's a bandage wrapped around him above his pants, and in the same color.",
"Black bandage over the wound he got from boltcaster.",
"Jimothy ",
"Did the image on the right come with the card? I don't get it ",
"That Kylo Ren is a punk bitch, I bet he weighs 30lbs soaking wet under that little black dress.",
"It's actually a scene from SW8:TLJ",
"Wrong. [This is that Dark Souls character creator screenshot.](https://i.redd.it/u2j608stts401.jpg)",
"Wrong. [This is that Dark Souls character creator screenshot.](https://i.redd.it/u2j608stts401.jpg)",
"He was just asked to take off his mask, not the entire top half.",
"I hear Kylo Ren has an eight-pack. I hear he’s ripped. ",
"You heard wrong. Kylo Ren is a punk bitch. He looks like he weighs 90lbs soaking wet underneath that little black dress.",
"Jimstantmessage"
] | 120 | pics | Pretty much. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfhz5/new_year_in_yuzhnosakhalinsk_russia/ | [
"Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mupQND68DJY ",
"Holy shit, of course that's Russian New Year! Kicks ass though!",
"Does anyone else see a skull in the pillar of fire?"
] | 3 | pics | New Year in Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk. (Russia) |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfmxe/just_want_to_smash_this_car/ | [
"Yep, I could easily set up a little crash by losing control while avoiding a woodland creature and somehow miss every other car in there but smash dead center of this one.",
"Ahhh good ole “massholes”, don’t miss that. ",
"Its a Honda just do it",
"Yea, we all hate civics",
"I usually spit on them.",
"Been holding on to this picture for a while, huh? Cuz there's lots of snow in this plaza right now. ",
"OP, you know what to do...",
"Call the local police department (non-emergency obviously).",
"My brother in law would take off a tire valve cover cap, place a small stone in it, and put it back on. Causes no damage, only great inconvenience.",
"As a rule, if I see something like this while I'm out, I find something to write on and leave a note under their wiper that says,\n\n\"You park like a fucking dickhead.\"\n\nEvery time."
] | 11 | pics | Just want to smash this car |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfoib/on_this_day_in_history_january_1st/ | [
"That had to suck for old man Ford. ",
"If his father had to resign, why was he allowed to resume presidency of the company after his son had passed?",
"If the documentary I watched on this is true at all... When Edsel passed away they wanted to keep someone with the last name Ford to run the company and at the time of Edsel's death, Edsel's son was in the Navy at the time thus allowing Henry Ford to become president again briefly. Then Edsel's son got discharged and took over."
] | 3 | pics | On This Day In History: January 1st |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfpmc/heres_a_pic_i_took_in_times_square_five_years_ago/ | [
"that's pretty dope, how hectic was it? considering going one year but the sardine crowd of people kinda turn me off",
"I saw a glimpse of NYC from Kansas City after the ball dropped there before our time zone hit midnight. So much litter. ",
"Did you have to wear a diaper?",
"Thanks! It’s basically something I would do only once. It’s cold and all you do is stand around really, there is not much going on unless you really get there very early to be near the stage. There’s blocks and blocks of people. But we did it! It was exciting at midnight and then it’s over and everyone leaves lol.. ",
"Thanks!",
"Haha no, we got there late enough. ",
"They have a crew that comes out right away to get it back to it’s baseline level of griminess.",
"I've just heard a lot of people do since it's so packed in down there. ",
"Yea I Guess if u get there super early and don’t wanna lose your awesome spot that makes sense but it’s gross to me, I would never even consider it",
"Hey, I was there that year too! We were across the street from the Forever 21."
] | 10 | pics | Here’s a pic I took in Times Square five years ago after the ball dropped |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfqmr/this_firewood_was_stacked_to_look_like_a_tree/ | [
"That's certainly something I didn't know I needed to see until I saw it.\n\nSo cool.",
"Amazing. I’d never want to burn it. ",
"Now do the human version",
"If you have a wood burning stove...ain't nobody got time for that. ",
"Welp, guess we can never use this firewood without messing up the design.",
"Just like your hopes of not being alone.",
"Can't imagine how incredibly unstable that is. Never seen a wood stack that's only a face cord thick built that high. Could be support behind it but i dunno. ",
"Grandkids are coming over, let’s show them peepaws art. Wind blows, there goes 2 kids under 700 lbs of wood. \n\nAnd for optimal drying, this is a shit design. Some hipster ordered a bunch of wood, then stacked it as poorly as possible. ",
"Going out on a limb here, but this is creative.",
"You want them to stack people to look like a tree?That's not very nice...",
"I see you are a budding punster. Your roots are strong but it is a little wooden. You really should branch-out. That should bear fruit. ",
"This is going to upset both the bark-up and bark-down parties of Norway.",
"I think this thread can only handle two or tree of these puns... ",
"lolololololol aweshum",
" >I saw it\n\n Haha",
"You must be fun at parties ",
"make one tree out of tree corpses? FRANKENSTEIN!",
"No no no, the trees stack human limbs in the shape of a human",
"I couldn't read your comment past the word \"peepaw.\" ",
"Homesteader + Adderall",
"I wish I had the time to do that. Of course, I still wouldn’t do it, but the time would be nice. ",
"Ron Swanson approves",
"Really impressive ",
"/s Are you sure it didn't fall like that?",
"just the bones or.......\n",
"Having stacked a lot of wood its not a fun job. Why would someone do this.",
"Cut it out...",
"Its like torture porn",
"The logs still have bark on them, no?",
"/r/doingthemost",
"Fuck, I hardly have the strength to make dinner and this guy is stacking wood as an art form ",
"The logs show nothing.",
"Yeah, a long fucking time ago. ",
"Is this the same image that gets posted over and over again, or people making their own versions of it?",
"Repost. ",
"\"art\"",
"Damn it I knew this would branch into a pun thread.",
"Guys...\nDon't you think it's time to bury the hatchet?",
"It looks... depressing. Like hundreds of corpses stacked to resemble a human.",
"I split it.",
"https://youtu.be/lsuJj-lKyoo",
"Go ahead axe me...",
"got it, bones and skin ",
"Came here to say exactly this.",
"There has to be a term for that: when you create an artificial representation of something, using materials of the thing you are representing.",
"r/trees",
"Imagine if some trees cut up humans to make a figure of a giant human"
] | 47 | pics | This firewood was stacked to look like a tree |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfr1t/i_didnt_realize_reddit_was_into_custom_board_game/ | [
"I've been pondering a board game table.. is it really worth it? Or doesn't it make much of a difference? ",
"Makes a difference IMHO. Felt surface makes things easier to pick up. Dropped playing area mean things don't fall off. Rabbet edge means you can out top back on to pause a game. Mine also has some drawers and extra storage on the side which are awesome and can act as a \"player screen\". Not all custom tables have all these features though. ",
"I would love the ability to pause a game and not have to worry about my cats tearing everything apart in 15 minutes. ",
"Is this a custom table? From where?",
"Awesome",
"Geek Chic. Sadly they are out of business now. ",
">I didn't realize Reddit was into...\n\nMate, seriously? Hahaha I am only joking.\n\nThat looks awesome, looks like a great table to play at. Is it only that one section that comes out of the side or do some of the other ones come out too?",
"Every section can flip down to create extra surface space. ",
"I think reddit is more or less into everything. Looks great!",
"The virginity is strong with this one.",
"On the wall, Is that a landscape painting in portrait mode?",
"/r/boardgames would be interested as well. ",
"The green thing that is cut off? It is a picture of a pine tree. ",
"Look at Mr. Moneybags, with his private game room and expensive game table! ",
"I love your table.",
"Will you be my friend? ",
"Ditch the NPC cards and download the below app. Way worth it. \n\nhttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gloom.monika.monsterai2&hl=en",
"Can always use more people to game with!",
"the rest of his house could be relatively empty? I mean I invest all my money into my man cave, fuck an inviting kitchen.",
"We have a similar table. Found some specs online, put it together in a friends shop. We painted our top with whiteboard paint. It makes it very easy to build dungeons/landscapes. "
] | 20 | pics | I didn't realize Reddit was into custom board game rooms. Here is mine set up for some Gloomhaven tonight. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfr45/northern_lights_watercolor_oc/ | [
"This is fantastic! ",
"Thank you",
"Beautiful, I love it!",
"Thx",
"Love this!! Very talented. ",
"Beautiful! New fan here",
"Love it! Well done! "
] | 7 | pics | Northern lights. Watercolor [OC] |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfrr6/forget_cryptocurrency_invest_in_bender_bucks/ | [
"Make sure to bite your shiny metal coin to make sure it's real.",
"Harbinger of happy daze\n\nIf I may please coin that phrase \n\nA new year's here so stop your grievin'\n\nSubby's brought change to believe in\n\n\n\n",
"Must be 60% nickel. ",
"REMEMBER ME!",
"Why is that?",
"[Bender joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6s8-SeEMSo).",
"Very good team and technology, great community, low supply (1) and a tiny market cap. It's a bargain at this price! ",
"Lord of the fancy men",
"Thought it was a nickel impurity Bender had. ",
"You kid, but a [Buffalo Nickel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_nickel), like what this was originally, is only 25% nickel. Not sure why they're called \"nickels.\"",
"All hail Robonia!",
"Good for schrute bucks",
"What’s the conversion to schrute bucks?",
"Then compare it to my shiny metal ass! ",
"https://goo.gl/images/LGv1Rn",
"BiteCoins?",
"\"Bite my shiny metal coins!\"\n",
"http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/574/takemymoney.jpg",
"I'm in.. \"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!\" ",
"This is actually an engraved [buffalo nickel](https://www.thespruce.com/buffalo-nickel-values-3860294), or “hobo nickel”. I’ve seen some live engravings at some coin shows that I’ve been to in the past. This Bender version is by far the best one I’ve seen, though. :)",
"I'll give you twenty Stanley nickels for your Schrute bucks ",
"This coin is legal tender for all hookers, public and private.\n\nBender Tender.\n\nIt's every bot you want to be.",
"They missed their opportunity. The year should be 3037",
"Obvious forgery! B.B. Rodriquez does not promote liberty and it is only 40% value. ",
".5%",
"Warhammer 40k anyone?",
"Shut up and take my money ",
"how the hell did they do that?",
"I know not of this \"Bender\"! I am Titanius Anglesmith, fancyman of Cornwood!",
"That was my thought too. i thought it should be engraved on it.",
"Can I mine it with a gpu?"
] | 31 | pics | Forget cryptocurrency. Invest in Bender Bucks. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfrxr/finally_taught_my_sisters_dog_to_do_the_splits/ | [
"This makes me highly uncomfortable.",
"He's a rescue tripod ;)",
"The hardest part is getting back up again.",
"Name him Hammertime"
] | 4 | pics | Finally Taught My Sister's Dog To Do The Splits |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfsef/the_david_vs_mcdonalds_statue_is_an_unappetizing/ | [
"Hipsters are trying way too hard..",
"So... Why is the dude next to the statue look soaking wet? ",
"Sprayed in clown blood."
] | 3 | pics | The David vs. McDonalds Statue is an Unappetizing Parody |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfssf/nailed_it/ | [
" I see a seven converted to an eight though. ",
"That would have been one fancy seven",
"Awesome job, particularly so early in the year!\n\nI should have this down too about July or so.",
"Nope just short",
"Fucking wizard ",
"I do see what you mean when I zoom in. Alas, that eight is all natural.",
"Nice. "
] | 7 | pics | Nailed it! |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfu94/her_face/ | [
"Next stop, abortion clinic.",
"Not even stopping for coffee!",
"/u/jseyfer, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/jseyfer&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nfu94/her_face/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 | pics | Her face... |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfvim/palestinian_women_trying_to_free_a_young_boy_from/ | [
"Full story [here](https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/252345/brave-palestinian-girl-beats-israeli-gunman/)",
"OP, your article goes to great lengths to paint the Palestinians in that photo as heroes and victims, while never providing the reason why the soldier was holding the boy in the first place.",
"Find a better source - the sun is trash",
"Do you prefer [CNN](http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/30/middleeast/west-bank-arrest-images-viral/index.html)?",
">The Israeli army defended its actions, saying that people in the crowd had thrown rocks at the soldiers.\n\n>\"The forces decided to detain one of the Palestinians identified hurling rocks,\" an Israeli army spokeswoman told CNN.\n\n>The army said the commander at the scene halted the arrest to avoid an escalation of the situation.",
"If they’re Palestinian and not Arab Israeli nationals I’m wondering in what side of the border that picture took place in. And if it did in the Palestinian side of the border, did the Israeli soldier had a right to “detain” that boy outside of his state? ",
"This happened in between the Palestinian village of Nabi Saleh (West Bank) and Jewish settlement Halamish. West Bank is under Israeli control.\n\nhttps://www.timesofisrael.com/in-nabi-saleh-an-all-too-predictable-black-eye-for-israel/\n\nNB: the photos are 2,5 years old, it’s not exactly breaking news.",
"I bet it is. By law the West Bank is not part of the Israeli state. ",
"I didn't know this was a breaking news subreddit.",
"The Supreme Court of Israel has ruled that the land on which Halamish is built is state-owned land. Meanwhile, the international community considers Israeli settlements illegal under international law. In any case, the IDF soldier was doing his job, working within the instructions he was given – so he had the right to detain, as his employer assigned him with that. Whether the IDF should be there at all is a different matter.",
"Of course they did but it doesn’t make it state owned just because they say so. The US can declare portions of Canada as US territory, it wouldn’t actually make it our territory. Israel was created by an international agreement, and it needs to follow international law. That they “said so” doesn’t really give them a right over the land. \n\nI understand where you’re coming from but if a cop is invading your privacy and violating your rights, The cop wouldn’t be inherently “evil” because he IS following orders, but because he’s following orders doesn’t mean he has the right to do it or to even be there... so I understand why people wouldn’t be too happy about men with bulletproof vests and guns patrolling through their neighborhood. ",
">Of course they [Supreme Court] did [ruled that the land is state-owned land]\n\nI mentioned it because many Jewish settlements are not considered legal even by Israel.\n\n>I understand why people wouldn’t be too happy about men with bulletproof vests and guns patrolling through their neighborhood.\n\nOf course. But the reason they’re there is because they are tasked to prevent/stop violence. Both the settlers and the Palestinians seek each other out, it would get messy very soon if there were no army presence – and the Palestinian Authority doesn’t have the manpower to protect everyone.\n\n>if a cop is invading your privacy and violating your rights\n\nAccording to the IDF, the group of protesters was trying to reach the Jewish settlement. The soldier acted after having been subjected to rocks being thrown at him by the male in question. What happened next can be seen in the video: multiple people jumped him, several women scratched him, and one of them bit his hand. I think it shows constraint that none of the attackers were arrested.\n\nI’m not so sure privacy was invaded or rights violated by the IDF soldier. This happened on the street, during a protest, after the soldiers had been attacked by the protesters. But I also don’t think the soldier’s rights were violated, he’s supposed to have thick skin and be above it – his concern should mainly be for the safety of everyone.\n\n>The cop wouldn’t be inherently “evil” because he IS following orders, but because he’s following orders doesn’t mean he has the right to do it or to even be there...\n\nI think we need to separate the person from the institution. It can be argued that the IDF as an institution should not be present there, but the person had the right to be there, as that was his assignment (which I’m sure he couldn’t refuse). This is the trouble with working for the army or police. And of course, many members of the IDF did not sign up voluntarily, they’ve been conscripted. Enlistment is mandatory and lasts 2,5 years for men, 2 years for women.",
"Lololololol CNN - America's version of the sun",
"From people I know who come from the West Bank and my time there, there’s more bumping heads between IDF and civilians than between Palestinians and Israelis. \n\nNot surprised that the state of Israel would use whatever excuse they can to excuse illegal military patrolling in Arab areas. "
] | 14 | pics | Palestinian women trying to free a young boy from Israeli soldier |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfvxi/happy_two_year_anniversary_to_this_important_part/ | [
"I like the guy laying in the street checking to see if anyone is looking so he can grab his beer. ",
"I actually remember that image...but totally forgot the context.",
"Same.",
"What is this? What happened? ",
"British papers like to compile photo galleries of NYE celebrations.\nThis was taken in Manchester towards the end of the night.",
"This is a picture that was taken towards the end of New Year's celebrations in Manchester. It's significance is that it kinda resembles a renaissance-style painting in a very unclassy modern British way "
] | 6 | pics | Happy two year anniversary to this important part of British art history. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfwm0/my_sister_in_law_painted_bold_and_brash_as_a/ | [
"“More like, belongs in the trash!”",
"Is that squidward?",
"Yes! Squidward paints a portrait of himself and that’s what it looks like"
] | 3 | pics | My sister in law painted “Bold and Brash” as a Christmas gift for me :) |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfyef/took_me_9_months_to_paint_grayling_michigan_view/ | [
"I want you to know, as someone who loves art, but is terrible, but for some reason hasn't given up, your painting is fucking beautiful. I hope one day i am just half as good as you. And you should be so proud of yourself. I'm very proud of you. And i'm very happy you shared with the world. Thank you. You are great. ",
"Thank you!!! This was my second “official” painting (I’ve dabbled on my own). I took a class where I brought in a picture to paint and was guided through the process and shown techniques. I have to give credit to my instructor, PJ, at the Lakeshore School if Fine Arts in Muskegon, MI. She is a magician. ",
"I hope you continue to impress thousands of others. \n:) ",
"Damn, dude. Nice work. Your attention to detail is stunning.",
"Great job on this painting. Brings back memories, I spent my summers just outside of grayling on the Au Sable. ",
"What part of the river? The Holy waters? Brings back a lot of memories, nice job!",
"North Branch! :-) thanks!",
"I bet I've kayaked past this spot many times!",
"There’s a bridge! The place is called Flashlight Bend. :-) it’s paradise ",
"My Grandparents lived in Grayling, right on the Au Sable. We visited every summer, thanks for the childhood flashback. Beautifully captured."
] | 10 | pics | Took me 9 months to paint. Grayling, Michigan. View of the Au Sable river from a tree house :-) |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfynf/colorados_rockin_new_years_eve_on_cnn_last_night/ | [
"That's a rather blunt statement she's making.",
"I guess she drew the short straw",
"This isn't her first time here. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/XqKvxojZtIU",
"Quite a stick she's holding.",
"Dope comment, bruh",
"She looks rather happy. ",
"The lady behind her looks disapproving ",
"this seems like a pretty significant media milestone, has anything like this ever happened in the past?",
"Did anyone see don lemon? I wonder how trashed he was this year",
"Literally everyone on the CNN broadcast was trashed last night. There was even some man on man flirting",
"We put it on last night, I was expecting it to be all serious and stuffy. Definitely not the case. Andy was a breath of fresh air for sure. ",
"Andy was definitely hitting on Cooper and soured when Cooper hit on the guy in Florida. Dramaaa",
"Pretty amazing how far legalized weed has come. There are a lot of pioneers we have to thank for fighting for this for so long, like the people of NORML. Still have a ways to go, but we're getting there. ",
"Don Lemon was absofuckinglutely trashed",
"'That bitch! She just asked to take a hit of my joint'",
"Isn't this, you know, illegal?\n\nIt's legal to buy weed in Colorado. It's not legal to smoke it in public.",
"Cannabis News Network ",
"I think with most people in recent years it's already been destigmatized. But for the sake of their jobs before legalization they had to put on the weed is bad face.",
"They're indoors not outside.",
"Looks like they're at a party.",
"They're not in public...",
"It was pretty funny but I think Anderson Cooper was being a bit of a stick in the mud trying to cut away but I guess they were still on the clock. The one guy at the drag show was obviously drunk too. It was pretty amusing though. Also I think I'm getting old cause me and the gf and daughter just stayed in and watched the whole thing instead of going out partying like a CNN reporter. ",
"You are Dank News",
"She needs to be dubbed, Randi Kaye, “The CNN Stoner Chick.”",
"That clips sort of reminds me of this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlJku_CSyNg\n\nI can imagine a future where it's laughable that a weed tour is even news. Or laughable that they would need to explain what Indica is.",
"I don't think it'll ever happen under Trump but we really need the DEA to reschedule marijuana. Even in legal states companies can fire responsible adults who use marijuana on their own time. Slip and fall, accidentally cut yourself, have an accident and companies can just test you and let you go if they want. \n\nWe'll also need reliable tests for detecting if someone is currently under the influence like a BAC. That might already exist..",
"A. they aren't in public\n\nB. the fine for smoking in public costs less than a speeding ticket",
"Ha I must've missed that part! Do you have a clip?",
"I would love to get drunk with Don Lemon. It was funny when he was convincing Brooke's and his fiancés to come on camera and they didn't want any part of it lol. ",
"The Fox News [article](http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/01/01/cnn-revels-in-pot-smoke-during-new-years-eve-report-from-denver.html) on this is pure, unadulterated cancer. Here are some of my favorite excerpts:\n\n>During the beleaguered cable news network’s year-end show from Times Square, reporter Randi Kaye did several, um, “hits” from Denver, where marijuana is legal.\n\nThey included this gem of a Tweet:\nhttps://twitter.com/MindlessRobots/status/947667476527091712\n\n>Kaye, who announced she was witnessing “New Year’s Eve, Denver-style!” did not appear to partake herself, and would not be breaking the law if she had. But she did seem disoriented at one point.\n\n>“I’m trying to remember where we are. Where am I?” -CNN Reporter Randi Kaye\n\nClearly the weed had taken over her mind.\n\n>Viewers seemed split on social media: Some were appalled by the open embrace of marijuana, while others were dismayed by the network’s decision to replace Griffin with Cohen.\n\nSo viewers were split between being appalled by marijuana advocacy and... whether Andy Cohen was as good of a host as Kathy Griffin? What happened to all the people who weren't appalled by the pot smoking?",
"We can do a pun thread if you'd like, but can we weed out the bad ones, please?",
"Yeah, I'm dumb, I guess. My initial impression was that this was at like one of the public New Year's gathering that most cities have.",
"Unfortunately no, might have to wait another day or two for clips to start popping up ",
"Must you always take the high road?"
] | 34 | pics | Colorado's Rockin New Years Eve on CNN last night |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfzcm/the_pool_is_closed/ | [
"r/accidentalwesanderson",
"Lol didn't know that subreddit was even a thing!",
"Learn something new every day, friendo ",
"The moose out front should've told ya.",
"Pool’s closed",
"This comment made my whole day."
] | 6 | pics | The pool is closed. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nfzvr/im_37_years_old_i_stayed_over_my_mothers_house/ | [
"Maureen! Is that you?",
"Um, depends? Lol",
"I LOVE HER TOO",
"Fucking wonder woman notepaper. \nYour mom is bitchin. ",
"Keep the note safe. ",
"That’s brilliant. I’m currently having a tough time with my wife, and I spent 4 days at my parents over Xmas. The little things parents do to make you feel good, or at least a bit better are just wonderful. ",
"That's the first thing I've seen today that made me smile. She's awesome. ",
"She really is. She’s always been my biggest cheerleader in life!",
"Amazing picture",
"No matter how old you are, to mom you're still just five years old.\n",
"Random question: do you still address her as “mommy”? I’m 43, my brother is 39, and we still say/call them “mommy” and “daddy”. My best friend teases me about that, but then another friend said it’s a “Northern thing.”\n\n\n",
"I don’t call her mommy, but refer to her as mommy when talking to my brother/sisters. For reference, I’m from PA",
"Your mom rocks!",
"Is she single?",
"Aw bless her!",
"Not to sound judgemental in anyway but I'm from the South and when I hear ppl say mommy or daddy it's just odd to me. We say Momma, Dad, or Pops. I just think it's a sexually charged phrases and seems out of context when your no longer 12. ",
"\"Mommy\" is sexually charged???? 😐",
"How was your lunch? :D ",
"Awesome! My mom is the only one I know that includes a napkin in a bagged lunch. My wife needs to step up her game. Lol",
"That's great! Tell your Mom we all love her! <3 ",
"That was my thought!!! Eeek! I can understand it being childish but not that....!",
"Moms never forget how to Mom.",
"No doubt the highlight of her week was you sleeping under her roof. Cherish every moment! She sounds beautiful!! ",
"Alright...everyone call your mothers. ",
"Awwww, I hope to be that kind of mum when my kiddo gets to be that age. ",
"What gorgeous penmanship! ",
"This made me tear up. No one can love you quite like a mommy can . If your mommies are still around , hug them for me okay ? ",
"A) totally bitchin’ cursive!\nB) serious props for rad WW notepaper. \nYour mom rocks!",
"Only a mom will consider such details. You cant possibly set such a high bar for your wife.",
"I am a full ass grown adult with two kids of my own. My mom still manages to be a great mom. Every so often she just says the right thing to make me feel better. I feel bad for people with crappy mom's or none at all. A good mom is your mom forever.",
"Do you know how to cook?",
"I do. "
] | 33 | pics | I’m 37 years old. I stayed over my mother’s house one night and she packed me lunch. I found this in the bag. Love her |
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/r/pics/comments/7ng286/when_the_neighbor_is_relaxing_in_her_garden_with/ | [
"Don't kink shame man.",
"Where the fuck are you living bruh xD",
"Yeah I don’t think that’s a cat. ",
"maybe it was a cat once, now it's a handbag...",
"Is it just a pile of meat?\n\nDo we have an obligation to inform the authorities?",
"Why are you taking pictures of your neighbors minding their own buisness on their own property? ",
"Pretty sure she is laying next to some big fatty bbq https://i.imgur.com/XKXT3Z5.jpg ",
"Guessing Great Britain? ",
"Is that really a cat....\n\nLooks like it could be a....?",
"I know this feel.",
"That’s not how we spell neighbour!",
"This picture deserves to be cross posted to writing prompts.",
"If you really think that is his neighbor, I got a bridge for sale in Brooklyn.",
"I do a great impression of a hot dog.\n\nMr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?\n\nI used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong. Thank you.",
"We all have our methods of relaxation. ",
"When the hallucinogenics kick in ",
"First day of legal recreational weed in California",
"I never sausage a thing in my life. ",
"How is someone taking a photo of someone \"Minding their own business\"?\n\nThat is literally the opposite of what that means. ",
"This looks like a deleted scene from Juno.",
"I thought it was big loaf of challah bread. \n\nThat’s just stupid of course, challah bread doesn’t even go with hot dogs. \n\nEdit: TIL I really need to try a hotdog on challah bread. Don’t know why I never thought of it before. Challah bread is awesome, hotdogs are awesome. Why wouldn’t they be awesome together??",
"That's a motherfucker of a raised bed. Practically bombproof.",
"Is this what runescape 3 looks like these days?",
"I think this is what my mental break down would look like. ",
" You sure that's not a chocolate babka?",
"Be frank, tell us how you really feel. Dishonesty is the wurst.",
"It’s the latest Zelda iteration.",
"I'm intrigued and you confident manner makes me believe your telling the truth.",
"So I'm just expected to not post a picture of my neighbor in a hotdog costume on the internet for internet points? Are you out of your goddamn mind?",
"Well not with that attitude. ",
"This is what ageing is really like (as I’m closing in on 50, it’s becoming all too apparent).\n\nWhen you get older, you gradually begin to realize that you can be completely nonsensical and eccentric, dress however you want and do whatever you like *and nobody gives a shit*. \n\nThe picture should give people hope that they too can someday stretch out in their backyard garden dressed as a hot dog and not give a shit about the world.\n\nEdit - Thanks for the gold! I typed my comment while I was on the toilet, I won't lie.",
"People do that everywhere. ",
"Still not convinced you aren't a bot created to perpetuate an incestuous web of social media interconnection.",
"If this is what 2018 is bringing.... I am so very ready for it. ",
"[.....](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Qw_osSfKFlM/U70tsSzrnKI/AAAAAAAAM50/WT59nyjZOpE/s1600/wichard.jpg)",
"Not my photo. It's from a Facebook page i follow called Shit London. Recommend it to anyone living in London. \n\n",
"I’m relishing from all the possibilities!",
"Prob so comfy Chillin in that hotdog costume tbh",
"There's no catsup in the picture.",
"r/hmmm",
"Sounds good though. Hot dogs on toasted challah yum. Or pigs in a blanket with mini challah loaves! (Nathan's beef franks are boss btw)",
"She's obviously hiding from the police",
"You clearly have never had a polish sausage on a challah bun, with spicy mustard and saurkraut. \n\n*Hnnnnnnnnnng...*",
"Some people just know",
"Don’t be creepy with the drone ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs A handbag?",
"What about U, dog? ",
"I really need to know what's in the cat bag though. I hope it's snacks.",
"Passing out in the garden, dressed as a hotdog. Reminds me of the Sims.",
"They're just laying there, grillin'.",
"r/hmmm",
"r/me_irl",
"Ask me about my weinerrr ",
"Looks like a cat wrapped in bacon.",
"Thank you.",
"I'm getting really confused which posts are Sims and which aren't!",
"r/SimsIRL",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnCQUEU5CAU\n\nAAAAAAAAAA hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggg?",
"shrooms are pretty great",
"When you have a 100ft lookout tower in your backyard.",
"I respect that ",
"maybe she was just [gardening with salvia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nALnVNECuV0)",
"Hahaha, wtf. I was not expecting that...",
"This. Is. 2018. ",
"You shouldn't post photos of other people's children without permission.",
"Worse yet, some expect you not to make that photo in the first place!",
"Mood",
"r/hmmm",
"Yep. Looks like hot dog person is having a pretty awesome time. Very cool.",
"Looks like she’s finally figured it all out ",
"If someone dresses like an idiot, I'm taking photos of them.",
"My spirit animal..",
"That's how you know the weed is good",
"Weiner you guys gonna stop these pun threads?",
"Downvoted this post and came to say that. ",
"Image ***enhance***",
"That is pure chill right there. One with the world.",
"Sure it does, you just have to use Hebrew National",
"The human condition.",
"That's mustard been one of the worst puns I've ever seen.",
"Because it's GallowBoob, that's why",
"I thought this was r/thesims at first",
"C is for crazy",
"Marry that woman",
"I didn't check the subreddit before I clicked the picture. Thought this was r/Sims for a full minute. Then I realized those weren't weird graphic settings or CC.",
"911",
"Challah bread makes a great pulled pork sammich!",
"I don't get the GB hate. He's a cool guy.",
"It’s a rabbit ",
"Extreme Tetris",
"Recreational has been legal for a year. It's been totally legal to posses an ounce when out and about, grow 6 plants in your house, and give away weed to people. The only thing that changes now is that the state has to start issuing licenses for retailers to sell to recreational customers.\n\n~~Most~~Some of the existing medical dispensaries started selling to CA residents over 21 last year. They would just advertise themselves as \"Prop 64 Compliant\" or something similar, and didn't bother asking for doctor recs.",
"She dreams of being a hot dog floating in the c.",
"See GallowBoob give it a downvote",
"I’d like to know more about this woman. ",
"Don't be a brat.",
"It looks like a loaf of Challa bread.",
"I'm so happy that I'm relatively young (27) and have already realized this. Nobody gives a shit. And it's great.",
"Not close to 50, but I feel that the older I get, the less I give a fuck in general.",
"Me neither, I love garlic bread ",
"There's more than one way to handbag a cat",
"Is that wood treated? 🤔 ",
"Youth is so wasted on the young. ",
"That's a rumham, and it's effects.",
"What strain makes you do this??",
"None of the South bay dispensaries sold to anyone without a rec before today. Also you killed the joke so I hate you",
"\"If it neither picks my pocket nor breaks my arm, then why do I care?\" \n--Thomas Jefferson \n \n--Michael Scott",
"Amen brother. Let's toast to Hotdog costume time! ",
"u/gallowboob! Hadn't seen you for a while! Good to have you back, you wonderful shitposter, you!",
"You've never lived till you tried challah and hebrew national hotdog with some mustard",
"This looks like a screen cap from The Sims. She is \"cloud watching\" for inspiration obviously.",
"I know an acid trip when I see one ",
"42 year old here. I work from home full time and spend a majority of my day in sweat pants or gym shorts. My social interaction is minimal and quite honestly it makes me very happy. After awhile you just learn to follow your bliss.",
"I am the same age as you and have been realizing this the last couple of years. I have spent many years worrying about what other people think. Ive also practiced my patience and I don't let small things bother me anymore; it's not worth it. My wife and I decided to move from the city to a small town 3 hours north in April. We both can't wait to not give a fuck anymore and just do us. ",
"They didn't get very far through that rum ham",
"For some reason this reminds me of something that would happen in Pineapple Express. Just stoned in a hot dog costume contemplating life. ",
"You spell rockstar weird. ",
"It's moments like this that let you know life is good.",
"Haha it took your ass that long for it to begin to become apparent",
"Drag it tru da garden",
"\"... ... May I join you?\"",
"I thought it was a bacon wrapped pork loin",
"It's called atomic dog but I feel she mixed it with mk-ultra and went straight past the munchies stage to the introspective phase of \"if I become a hotdog and eat myself will I be one with everything?\"",
"> just do us\n\nDo each other. Way better. ",
"[r/AccidentalWesAnderson](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalWesAnderson/) :>)",
"did she eat the cat ?",
"Living the Dream. ",
"Marry this woman.",
"That's not a cat.\n\nThis is why two inches of fun is the new cool front page spam poster, he doesn't make silly mistakes like that. ",
"Spying on the nieghbor...eh?...efffin creep",
"well salvia makes you do shit like this but that's a totally different plant ",
"So no one commenting on the sort of weird invasion of privacy where you take a picture of your neighbor in their yard?",
"No shaming, all of us are looking up to the hot dog person ",
"Me neither, I love Great Britain!",
"At a (6)",
"At least the voices went away",
"This year's harvest was bountiful",
"I'll take two, please",
"Looks like an album cover for an indie rock band ",
"I need to know this person!",
"I think it's because a lot of people think he does sneaky advertising for big companies.",
"No one cares. I live in NJ, I could do anything and no one would bother me in my own yard.",
"I'm close to 40 and still working on it.",
"I'm always working on it, I don't think I ever will not be working on it. But not caring becomes easier and a weight is lifted when you first realize, \"Why? Why am I doing this to myself?\" ",
"It's karmawhore gallowboob posting other people's stuff, not that he would give a shit anyway.",
"Me irl",
"I thought it was a giant challah too! ",
"It gives them a boost to the hunger stat so it drains slower! ",
"Gallowboob will post to wherever other subs get him the most karma as is tradition",
"Imagine making a garden with the express purpose of doing this.",
"She took my marble rye! ",
"she is probably doing it because she is aware you spy on her all the time..",
"It looks like a big loaf of bread",
"Given this is posted by GallowBoob, it is likely he didn’t take the picture. But that still is a good question.",
"Surreptitiously taking a photo of someone in their own garden and posting it online is a scummy move. ",
"My wife complains that she can't wear the same patterns of material she uses to make our daughter's dresses. I'm trying to convince her that it's just her choice and that she'd be happier and get compliments if she wore them.\n\nThank you for reaffirming that I'm correct.",
"Took me awhile to find the cat. Pretty sneaky.",
"attention everyone: This comment above serves as an attempt to reduce Zero Karma's confidence. Derision like that is part of the system of oppression that compels conformity. Hulubub has weaponized their ignorance.",
">When the neighbor's a creep, photographing his neighbor with a drone.\n\nFTFY.",
"I want what she's having.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE",
"I never thought about eating cat until now. ",
"> stretch out in their backyard garden dressed as a hot dog and not give a shit about the world.\n\nThis should be on one of those motivational posters",
"The Sims irl",
"Whatever you say ya weirdo.",
"I sort of want a hoodie that looks like a hotdog now. The hood could be the end of the hot dog so you could adjust how insane you look in public.",
"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says \"make me one with everything.\"",
"Username checks out.",
"My first thought was, \"how did you get such great graphics in the sims?\"",
"Gonna guess you're down south, up north it wasn't available until today. My buddies could drop off to clubs up until yesterday, now you can't unless you have a license. All noncompliant products will be destroyed June 1 if not sold, plus the pictures of licenses I've seen say temporary until the end of April. They aren't ready for it, still midway through the switch.",
"Just laughing at how pervasive people's ignorance is. 50 years for them to realize a lesson simple enough for a child to understand if you told them it. \n\nBut yeah continue your cringe-fest and do reply.",
"r/fakealbumcovers maybe?",
"I see a Brown duffel bag.",
"I would give up all my internet points to protect my right to be a hot-dog with my cat in my private fenced back yard without someone spying on me with their flying drone camera. It's one of those basic human liberties.",
"Damn I had no idea the CIA'S mind control program was also a drug.",
"imagine being able to afford enough space to have a garden\n\ndamn rich people",
"Was going to try and be witty, but I can’t ketchup with you guys",
"Cha LA? Head Cha LA!",
"OP said he stole it from a Facebook page called Shit London",
"What a wiener. Actually needs a dachshund ",
"Don't worry. Noone would ever expect you to post OC, GallowBoob. ;)",
"/r/longstabbything/",
"it’s a cat in a handbag costume. ",
"So weird, I watched that episode today. ",
"Ha! It’s actually Harrison Ford in disguise",
"That's awesome! I bought a house last year in a typical suburb. It's a beautiful house but the entire neighborhood is like the cliche \"Keeping up with jonses\". I'd like to get away from it all and move the country.",
"[I don't know what everyone's on about, it's clearly a cat](https://imgur.com/u3fR8of)",
"Well here's a lesson you haven't learned: keep your negative shit to yourself and everyone's happier for it.",
"And we all know nobody smoked weed before it was legal. ",
"\"looks into Gallowboob\" Wellll alright then I will shut my mouth as I see that all my comment can do is pollute the Reddit seas with more Gallowboob posts.",
"Me 15 years ago: Hehehe, what a nerd.\n\nMe now: Man, that looks nice. ",
"Truuue Mr. Edgyassname \n\nThanks for the lesson, here's one for you: no one gives a shit about your two cents and I most certainly don't.\n\nJust like OP shouldn't give a shit about me laughing at their lackluster life lived so long in fear of everyone's opinion.\n",
"Halloween is like 10 months away. ",
"Nobody gives a shit, aside from the dude who took this picture of someone being eccentric on their own property and the >10,000 people who have seen and shared it as a result. ",
"And the people that don’t realize this spend their whole lives stressed out because they think everyone is watching, when in reality as you said nobody gives a shit",
"Definitely a purse.",
"\"cringe-fest\" is the epitome of caring about what others think of you. You also weaponize your insecurity, which glares in comparison to your wisdom. ",
"Yep. I get that a lot of content is reposted but the sheer amount of reposts from GallowBoob is insane. ",
"Ain't nobody doing anything on salvia. You can't move, you can't do anything but ride the experience.",
"And because I’ve seen like 50 stories where people say he harasses them via PM’s or knee-jerk bans people from subs for petty reasons. Seems like a guy who acts all funny and self-deprecating up front, but is really insecure and spiteful behind the scenes. A lot of that could be BS though. ",
"When I am an old woman I shall wear purple \nWith a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me. ",
"Kinky ?",
"Thats not a cat. Its a purse. (zoom in)",
"but think of the karma.....",
"We've always wanted to. Always wanted to live where we had to work hard and appreciate our environment. I've lived in Phoenix for 20 years, my wife 10; we work and come home and do nothing. Luckily my wife grew up in Idaho and knows what's its like to live in snow. Won't be as heavy as Idaho but I've never experienced that type of work, lived in Missouri for five years when I was 2-7. Needless to say, it's funny to say I'm excited about that, *like really excited.* My mom is a gem, she has a cabin up north that she is letting us rent for $500 less than what we pay in the city. ",
"Insightful, tell me more about myself I really do enjoy a good chuckle with my coffee\n\nAlso please keep flaunting your vocab bank, it's making me moist",
"I got there at 28 or 29. I'm 32 now, living this way is awesome.",
"They’re living their best life.",
"Yeah that's bullshit. Lots of people do give a shit. Really the trick isn't to be delusional and say nobody gives a shit, it's to not give a shit what other people think. ",
"Please tell me her first name starts with a C or U",
"#Lifegoals",
"I now want this more than I've ever wanted anything before",
"I thought this was from the sims for a second",
"Nice garden.",
"Well, what the fuck do YOU do on New Year's Day?",
"Looks like a nice spot though",
"Stop spying on your neighbor you creep",
"I must find this fine person and beg for such blissful knowledge to be passed upon me",
"You're the reason Drones are so hated. YOU!",
"damn dude you live in like a 10 story house or someshit wtf.",
"This neighbor knows how to live life.",
"Yeah, when OP does it, they get karma. When i do it, i get arrested! Fair country my ass",
"Fuck I wish I was that high right now. ",
"Maybe she's hoping to grow a wiener. ",
"Am I the only one who thought this was a sims reference?",
"Me too... Me too ",
"If I posted a pic here every time I saw a lady sleeping in a hot dog costume...... ",
"She must have really been hoping somebody would C her",
"Is.. is she a sandwich?",
"This is my ultimate life goal ",
"You must be single",
"As a gardener, hot dog eater and cat lover....this looks DOPE. I hope this hot dog person is having the best day. ",
"He does post OC sometimes, of himself and condoms and bananas, and it's glorious. ",
"What’s with the Minecraft villager style farm?",
"/r/thesims",
"Downvoted this comment and came to say that.",
"try not breathing for three minutes... two records in one day!",
"if she sees this post she'll know who you are",
"um... sounds like my 20s... fact, no one cares no matter what age you are.",
"Nobody gives a shit. Yknow, except the nosey neighbor photographing you from a drone. ",
"I think the comment was more about the outside world, not the safety to do weird stuff in you back yard",
"When you leave your sim unattended for a minute ",
"Can someone comment on how long that type of raised bed would last?",
"Character assasination",
"Y’all are the wurst ",
"This looks like a FilthyFrank video",
"This guy gallowboob has a pretty varied existence ",
"#goals ",
"No worries I think I know this nice Polish Guy",
"r/accidentalwesanderson",
"Cat and Dog.",
"First thing I thought of was that Drone operator has been taking these pics for a while of their neighbor sunbathing, likely in the nude. The purposeful C-shaped, line-of-sight barrier-garden may have been deliberate to hide the nudity. Sun-bathing neighbor may have spotted the drone the time before this shot and Drone operator just got a funny, yet disappointing surprise.",
"Goals tbh",
"What’a challa’of hot dog!",
"r/AccidentalWesAnderson\n\n\ndefinitely .",
"Me as fuck",
"What, you don't? It relaxes my soul.",
"Thats a purse, not a cat",
"Hank Hill walks into a Kinkos for a picture of a hot dog and says \"do I look like I know what a jpeg is?\"",
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CAT?!?!?!?",
"is she human...",
"/r/hotdoglegs",
"No need to be a sour kraut.",
"r/fuckyourdrone",
"Either that or a Pomeranian wearing a harness",
"it's called the 1939-dog, it's all reich.",
"My question is how do you even get that kind of aerial shot...some sort of drone? ",
"It's never too late! We are always in transition. :)",
">Weiner you guys gonna stop these ~~pun~~ bun threads?\n\nFTFY.",
"Just looking at Gallowboobs user history is pretty entertaining. Not gonna lie",
"I just like that garden design. ",
"*”now remove the garden to show the hidden passageway beneath it”*\n",
"Where am I moving to? ",
"The story is just for the upvotes. I really doubt that this happened. I’m sure there is context to this but it’s not “look at how random\nMy neighbor is!”",
"someone hit their resolutions hard this year.\n",
"Zero privacy. ",
"For some reason, after realizing the cat was, in fact, a handbag, this picture felt weirder to me. Then, for reason I can't explain at all, my brain said: \"ah, it's probably just Maria Bamford.\" and that somehow made it all better......",
"or ... giant C with a \"sausage\" inside.\n\nlooks to me like peeping tom neighbor getting trolled.\n\n",
"challah back, girl",
"We mustard this pun thread, it is going too fast.",
"Well, it worked: your neighbor now knows you’ve been spying on them.",
"Marry this chick. Or at least ask her out.",
"I... I thought that was an edited Sims screenshot.",
"Who is this miraculous lady and can I be her best friend?! I feel like the cat already is her BFF though :/",
"Teach me to not give a shit please): ",
"Cat? ",
"Is it possible to obtain such power?",
"Some places have public gardens. My friend lived next to one.",
"The Louis Vuiton cat",
"Yes, behavior like that affects other people and even though you may not give a shit if you don't care about how you come across you just end up being a dick who bitches out retail workers ",
"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you feel like a weiner?",
"Shut up you old bag",
"[original](https://youtu.be/EVllL4tNZsI)",
"Yeah I thought the hot dog lady was just high as shit but now I am confident that OP is the one high as shit",
"Its not an age thing, it just takes some people till they're 50 to feel this way. ",
"Gotta love acid ",
"Live your best life. ",
"not your neighbor of course",
"...until the faces start melting. Salvia is fucking crazy.",
"The Buddhist hands the vendor $10, waits silently for a moment, then asks, \"Where's my change?\"\n\n\"Ah,\" replies the hot dog vendor, \"Change must come from within.\"",
"Haha, that place doesn't exist anymore.\n\n\n^^^Ouch, ^^^my ^^^childhood...",
"i mean it was entirely based around LSD so it was already a drug, but now it is the name of a strain of weed. It's ok, not the strongest bud, but the flavor was decent.",
"Hotdog down a hallway...",
"Maybe a catdog costume?",
"At 27 you should probably give a shit -- there's a lot of shits to give between 27 and 50. A lot of things you can do to allow yourself at 50 to truly -- truly, not give a shit.",
"So many questions, so little answers",
"U use to much letrs in ur words.",
"Still can't believe you were the last state on the best coast to fully legalize. Get it together Cali.",
"You creep me out....creep shots...fuck you. Mind your own business...",
"It's true. Some people do give a huge shit. Learning how to ignore that is a great skill. ",
"RIP :(",
"i've walked to the store before on a half dose of salvia but i might as well have been blackout drunk i still managed to buy a pack of smokes while talking like a zombie ",
"that's a setup for the photo. meh. ",
"Its a handbag that thinks its a cat. r/KingkillerChronicle/",
"Was partying all night. Hiding in back yard. shaking it off. Reflecting ",
"I heard that one as he asks for a zen pizza and when the clerk doesn't understand the monk enlightens him.",
"I love acid",
"I'm poor as fuck due to my mortgage. room for a garden. too tired to plant one.",
"Welcome to 2018 where the cats are handbags and the people are hotdogs.",
"Life goals",
"People give shits. I don't know why you guys are saying this. Whether or not that matters is what's important.",
"Living in New Orleans at any age is also a good alternative.",
"you can be dressed up as a hotdog before you start doing drugs i've seen plenty of people willingly dress up as all kinds of stupid shit on halloween stone cold sober ",
"I'll try spinning. That's a good trick!",
"Around here we call that Tuesday",
"\"You're a weiner, Carol. You've always been and will always be a weiner.\"",
"I don't get it, is it a cat or not!? ",
"Embarrassed, but I think I’m in love with your neighbor.",
"Portland?",
"Cat’s in the bag now.",
"I think I just fell wildly in love.",
"That must have been some party.",
"I think the \"gives a shit\" term is being misunderstood. I find it interesting to see this lady. I will look at the picture and comment on it in this forum. 1 hour from now I will forget she exists completely because I do not care about her or her activities in the garden. ",
"Remind her that people don't think about her nearly as much as she thinks they do. \n\nI don't mean that in a rude way - I just mean most people won't even notice because they're too busy worrying about themselves. ",
"**Alternatively:** \"When one neighbor is being a huge creeper on another neighbor relaxing in her garden with her cat and a hotdog costume.\" \n \n**Or:** \"When a friend pretends to be a neighbor relaxing in her garden with her cat and a hotdog costume so a guy can get value-less imaginary internet points from anonymous strangers.\"",
"Laundry Day.",
"Sims 4 cats and dogs is looking good",
"s t a l k e r",
"Living under Trump?",
"I see Snapchat filters have become sentient.",
"Ah yes, the bacon loaf. Only 1000 calories per slice. ",
"Something something hotdog down a hallway.",
"And what happens when it takes you 12 years not 50 to figure this out? \n\nEven if people *gave a shit*, I still wouldn’t give a shit about what others think. Once people figure this out, then life is a little easier ",
"It all makes sense except the hot dog costume. ",
"/r/AUBITSIWGSD welcomes you!",
"I think it's more that you don't give a shit if they give a shit",
"she's going to murder you...",
"My friend took this photo. She photographs the Thames from her flat about ten stories up. It’s a shared garden area for a block of flats in Chelsea. ",
"So true! Thanks for the advice!",
"That's the hardest I've laughed this entire year.",
"Does he ever post gallows? Or even boobs? He posts too much for me to know.",
"Huh, now I kind of want to make mini challahs with hotdogs inside, like a hella Jewish pigs in a blanket. ",
"99.9% sure that’s not a cat",
"Pretty we're looking down on her, since the view is from the top. ",
"That's what they said",
"It's a brat time somebody corrected him. ",
"When life isnt going the way you thought it would and you need to take a fucking minute",
"Who wants to bet me 1 billion Bitcoin she is a fellow redditor...",
"Oh I enjoy it *when I originally see it*.\n\nTheres zero logic in upvoting the same thing you've saw 10 times before. Its specifically gets a downvote when its a professional Karma farm.",
"Well you think you could do that shit in your own backyard without some creepo taking a photo and posting it online.",
"When the neighbor is taking pictures of the neighbor relaxing in her garden with her cat and a hotdog costume. ",
"It's a /r/catloaf",
"because not breathing for 3 minutes would be a record or because you would want oxygen more than you've ever wanted anything before?",
"Why not both?",
"This reminds me of the Sims for some reason..",
"Just spreading them Jewish Buns",
"I am the same age and don't have a wife. I let others do me.",
"My guess was Portland, OR. But we’re talking about GallowBoob, so this is not his picture. [Google Images says West London, UK](https://www.timeout.com/london/blog/someone-dressed-as-a-hotdog-has-been-spotted-taking-a-nap-in-a-west-london-vegetable-garden-051617).\n\n>Londoner Eryl Humphrey Jones shared a photo in the ‘Shit London’ Facebook group showing a bun-clad reveller among her romaine lettuce the morning after.",
"I aspire to be more like this....",
"Man, last night must have been something for both of them.",
"This.",
"Dream life ",
"You should tell her about high density farming where you start a little later and plant the seeds directly into the planter instead of starting them in individual pots. You get like 5x more harvest. ",
"Let's trade anxiety for existential dread! In a 100 years no one's going to even know or care you wore mismatched socks to the movie theatre.",
"Hotdog. Last seen floating in the sea.",
"that is not a cat...",
"Hey, I'm sure you didn't mean it, but using a slur like \"Poland\" is really offensive. Everyone knows its **Po**or German **land**, but its not their fault that they bordered Russia for so long the poverty seeped in. ",
"I miss being able to lie outside with my cat. ",
"What? So he poop the change? ",
"Nice way to respect privacy ",
">omg during roll call in class I said “here” and now it’s making me cringe because I think I said he*re* and not “HERE”, maybe I should say it louder next time? No that would embarrass me more. Do you think the kids in back of me thought my voice was funny? Do you think they think I’m weird cause I said he*re* instead of “HERE”? \n\n>*spends the next 60 mins of class thinking about how I said “here” to the teacher*\n\n\n\nJesus fucking Christ. Some people on Reddit dwell on the dumbest shit, get anxiety over the stupidest shit, and have failed their entire lives going out of their “safe space comfort zone”. Well no shit you’re 28 years old living with you mom and no job cause you “can’t get through a whole day without anxiety” and it’s “disabling” people are willing to blame anything and everything but themselves. ",
"Some one get me her dealers number.\n",
"Is this middle school or something wtf ",
"Sims 5 looks to be coming along nicely. ",
"When you let your Sim's energy deplete at a costume party.",
"\"Spotted Creepy Neighbor taking pictures of me while I was relaxing in my backyard\"",
"For me, it wasn’t a learned skill rather than a change of mindset. Really think about why and if you give a damn what strangers think. Chances are I’ll never see most people I encounter again, so why should I care what they think for the next thirty seconds they might spend thinking about you or whatever you’re doing. \n\nYou can further extend it to your friends and family with another change of mind, I have a very close knit friend group, people I’ve known for years, I respect my friends and what they think on some things but I’m going to do what I want as long as it doesn’t harm them in some way and everyone’s usually cool about it. We all understand that our lives are just that, OUR lives. Of course we’ll question destructive behavior but if I decided to go out and lay around in a hotdog costume, I’m confident none of them would care, hell, some of them might join me. In our group people that tend to have a problem, it either gets brought up and worked out, or they don’t stick around and we don’t give it a second thought. We are who we are, don’t like it? Leave. It sounds kind of asshole like putting it this way but that’s how it is, and we’re not jerks about it. We’re just a group of chill, nerdy gamers and friends. \n\nIt’s all about your mindset and the people you choose to surround yourself with. That’s all :)",
"I thought that was Ronald Mcdonald first. ",
"Oh look, I wonder when this was reposted last.",
"Am I the only one looking at the bad ass garden planter. You could grow some bitchin vegetables in that. Looks expensive as hell to build.",
"You're right about how got dog lady is most definitely the one who doesn't give a shit.\n\nBut at the same time, how many of us are out here looking at this picture, and instead of hating on her, we're like. \"... *yeah*. Of course. What else are ya gonna do with your hot dog costume?\"\n\n*Most* people don't give a shit what you're doing. The people who do care are either about to be your most awesome friends, or are people who you should go out of your way to ignore and avoid in the first place.",
"What’s weirder, the girl in the hot dog costume or the creepy neighbor spying and taking pictures of their neighbor?",
"https://m.imgur.com/gallery/l5ppq",
"London *has* become shit, hasn't it?",
"yeah, no. it's a purse. ",
"# FUCK YEAH\n\nBecause someone's opinion can't make you this free.\n\n__\n\n\nIf someone prints these up, I'll buy one.",
"I always thought saurkraut was like really good pickled cabbage like kim chi.\n\nIt's not. It's terrible if you've ever had asian pickled cabbage.\n\nFor comparison, it's like eating a cucumber that has been left out for 2 days versus a dill pickle.",
"The graphics on The Sims has really improved lately.",
"Don't you realize that karma means nothing?",
"Yes. The hot dog vendor is secretly a magician ",
"this photo depresses me a bit...if you can't do this shit in the privacy of your own back yard..where can you?",
"What's with the numbers ?!!!!",
"\"A handbag?!\"",
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure this person is still asleep from the party last night, not just hanging out in their yard. Probably isn't even their yard.",
"You mean the one thread from years ago? Talk about exaggerating.",
"Looks like a big turd. ",
"Nobody who *matters*, anyway.",
"Made out of bacon. Yummmmmm!",
"yes",
"BURN!",
"Gallowboob did not take this pic",
"I miss sauerkraut...",
"Those must have been some good shrooms",
"Agreed. Just a garbage account, posting garbage. Run by one or more garbage people, likely payed by companies to shill garbage.",
"Gorilla panic",
"That ain't no cat puzzlebuns",
"Walmart?",
"Just another day in the office. ",
"What cat? Her bag?",
"I know this is a dumb Reddit troupe but you made me spit toothpaste all over my phone from laughter. Fuck you",
"I feel intrusive looking at what is otherwise a private and intimate moment between a woman, her hotdog costume and her cat. ",
"I tell you hwat. That boy ain't right.",
"Unfortunately we already had such a big medical marijuana industry they themselves lobbied against the earlier legalization effort :(",
"When a stalker takes a picture of his or her neighbor chilling on their private property in a hot dog suit and posts it on Reddit",
"She's separated her garden into five different plots. The numbers label the plots.",
"Looks like the end result to a long day ",
"From the thumbnail, I thought this was farming in Runescape.",
"I don’t see a cat, maybe a leather bag",
"It's always been shit, depends how rich you are to how shit it is.",
"This is the exact type of person I want to befriend ",
"He says elsewhere in the comments that he got it from a London Facebook page.\n\nAnd the title is \"when THE neighbor...\" not \"when MY neighbor...\"\n\nSo it's not that misleading. But people will hate on GB because it's trendy to do.\n\nPersonally, IDGAF one way or the other. I thought the discussion about being free enough with yourself to do such a thing was fun anyway.",
"its gallowboob so its more like found it on the web. Which they did. Its from London in a public space",
"Sorry you couldn’t cut the mustard",
"Kink shaming is my kink.",
"I'm far from 50 and I'm temporarily there. :/",
"Life goals.",
"I wanna turn into this type of person by the end of the year",
"one its gallowboob so no they didn't take the pic. two its shot in a public space from 10 stories up in london.",
"You don't need to have a lot of money for a garden unless your soil is extremely bad but I get the too tired to plant one. I built raised beds awhile back and last year I didn't do a garden because it takes a lot of work to grow and maintain. I'll be back at it this year though.",
"Livin' the dream, that one.",
"It’s definitely not a cat.",
"cat thats a purse bra",
"Gallowboob purposely mislabelled it for more comments and discussion. It’s genius. ",
"That looks like a handbag next to her lmao ",
"I think she’s waiting for her weed to grow ",
"It bothers me that he commonly doesn’t credit people in the title. I can say personally I don’t often look in the comments and I imagine that’s true for most people. I think it’s a dick move to hide the credit in the comments.",
"Sometimes I like to think that those you-tubers you see on YouTube who do wacky skits outside of their house are watched by their neighbors as they say “guys, there he/she is again.",
"C n U",
"Oh you mean for the purpose to plant different kind of plants ?",
"Most dispensaries did not start selling recreationally. ",
"That’s a cat or a bunny ? Or a cooked turkey ?",
"rabbit, or big guinea pig",
"Also my first thought.",
"I was the same age as you when my husband and I did the same thing! Best decision ever. Good luck with your move!\n\nNinja edit: About 3 years in now. It hasn't been easy but it's been so very worthwhile and hard work is paying off. Really great for our marriage too.",
"Dreaming of this day. ",
"I read The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck, best book I've ever read. I went to a hip hop concert where everyone was just nodding and swaying, and I was like fuck this I'm dancing to this shit. Got a tattoo I was unsure of, but realized I liked it. Asked out, and dated a few women I was afraid to ask, then realized even if they laugh in my face it's not that bad. 2017 was life changing. ",
"Perhaps in the middle is where she is gonna be buried... makes sense .... ",
"Which was still illegal. You need a business license to have a storefront and sell weed of any type, recreational or medical. \n\nKeyword is storefront. I’m aware of the thousands of delivery services that operate without any business license. ",
"Plot twist: they work as a sign flipper and are severely depressed after just being fired, they retreated to their garden that their mother and father used to tend with her, much like her life, it too has been untended and is dying.",
"That’s not a cat it’s a handbag ",
"Fuck man.......",
"i'm here to take the downvotes in this pattern so the next comment can be relevant",
"Poor woman is dog tired!",
"I thought it was a screenshot from inside the game until I enlarged it. Not only did sims4 recently get cats but you can cloud gaze in a hot dog costume, for anyone who didn't know, I'm sure you already do. ",
"Is that pressure treated wood?!",
"It’s like a modern day Little Edie in Grey Gardens. I dig. ",
"Omg challah bread is a real thing?\n\nhttps://youtu.be/MBZDqFm9fw8\n\nI always thought it was bullshit",
"If you're in a hotdo costume you can talk to anyone.",
"That's a dope raised bed.",
"hot dog chilling with a cool cat. ",
"What's that saying? You spend your 20s worried what people think of you, your 30s acting like you don't care what people think of you, then you hit 40 and realize no one was thinking of you. Unfortunately, I've learned it's true.",
"M pretty sure you can get sued for this, unless you didn’t “try” to sneak a photo in and it was clearly visible. ",
"Ok...still creeps me out.",
"My first thought was a rabbit. Those fuckers can get huge and sorta sit in a loaf-shape like that.",
"That's some funny looking weed in the garden bed",
"Relatable",
"Probably his family member that he told to dress up in this silly costume and to lay in the garden so he can pretend it’s his neighbor and get all that krazy karma",
"Destroyed or \"destroyed\"?",
"A purse!",
"Fuck Gallowboob.",
"lmao",
"Pure tranquility.",
"This looks like something strait outta sims ",
"I think it's more that you don't give a shit yourself as you get older rather than realising that others don't give a shit. Any way i thought Bright was pretty good, I don't know what all the fuss is about.",
"I want to know her.",
"Stardew Valley style...she's got the funny hat from the cat near the Forrest Lake!",
"Nothing in sf either. Don't know where he pulled that info from but it was illegal until today to buy or sell marijuana in California without a medical rec. ",
"Big guinea pig",
"I thought this was The Sims at first lol",
"Is this one of those manic pixie dream girls that movies always say are out there to save men from their own lives?",
"This train is irrelevant. It's all about the terpene content.\n\n*Edit- \"this train\"= \"the strain\"",
"Sooooo, where's the cat?",
"She could make matching dresses and go out with your daughter and she'd get hella complimented.",
"It has been illegal to sell or buy marijuana in California without a medical rec until today. ",
"[\"If you were a hotdog...\"](https://gph.is/28RjJQy)",
"Cat? Looks like a purse",
"Sorry to be a brat",
"God dammit David Blaine ",
"Can't wait to eat all those vegetables after they soak in all those yummy toxic chemicals from all those pressure treated 4x6s \n\nyum!",
"I'm not sure gallowboob would consider that a burn. If it is a burn, we'll see the retaliation in the form of a repost ",
"This is the dream",
"Plus there's no way anyone would ever stage this kind of photo. Title so real. ",
"I thought it was a heavily modded Sims 4 for a second there.",
"GallowBoob rampant reposter.",
"why are the walls on those raised beds so damn thick?",
"Still looking for the cat, all I see is a big ass purse.",
"God I hope so, this is what we need after the last two years ",
"Man, I wanted the username to not be puzzlebuns. Like, I just want puzzlebuns to be what you call people who could use a \"bless your heart.\"",
"What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck? you got one weird ass neighbor",
"That was better than every post in /r/jokes",
"this is no fucking joke...\n\none day, a bunch of people i know were being fungnanimous and had a pikinik...\n\n(the next statement is not trying to be mean, but) we had been eating hotdogs all day and actually ran out when the big fat tripping girl grabbed a very skinny girl, held her very suntanned arm, and talked about eating her arm. it weirded some people out.",
"!redditsilver",
"C for cunt, just like my neighbor. ",
"r/2meirl4meirl",
"Me too thanks",
"I love this. You should join her. I bet you anything she has an extra costume.. and an extra cat.",
"Dirty water Dogs",
"I took a whack at it. [FakeAlbumCover](https://i.redditmedia.com/ywl3zAejLRBHC0zRNJy3mxj813eehuHrNQfalISoMbc.jpg?w=768&s=ad2da5e10a25e5687eaef98bf0ab0cb2)",
"This is exactly why I think drones should be banned. Major invasion of privacy. ",
"This is very Sims ",
"i thought this was the sims. ",
"The Buddhist pulls out his Glock from under his robe, points it at the vendor, and says, \"My change, now\". The vendor says, \"What happened to inner peace?\" The Buddhist says, \"This is my inner piece\".\n\n",
"https://www.shitpostbot.com/img/sourceimages/scout-hotdog-57ebfd2c12295.png\n\nfirst thing that came to my mind",
"question- for the sake of the question lets say the photo is really of someones neighbor on their own property and has been taken without their knowledge and posted online. is that legal?",
"Except for their creepy ass neighbor that takes pictures of them from the second story and posts them online, making what should have been a private experience in a private setting a public one with potential ridicule to follow. I just don’t dig the whole snapping photos of people and posting them without consent for the purposes of embarrassing them or telling on them. This is even worse because she’s in her private yard, apparently. ",
">Hank Hill walks into a Kinkos for a picture of a *gotdang* hot dog and says \"do I look like I know what a jpeg is?\"\n \nFtfy",
"I think that's a purse not a cat. It almost looks like an oblong apple pie too though",
"Reminds me of the exploding pie episode of sponge bob ",
"That isn’t a cat. It’s her purse. ",
"It's called Help Me Get Home",
"[See this hat? 'Twas my cat!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc)",
"one of those days\n",
"Poop is the secret to magic?",
"people who mind dont matter\n\npeople who matter dont mind\n\nalso fuck people with shitty attitudes towards others, who gives a fuck what they think.",
"The Buddhist then pulls out his Glock from under his robe, points it at the vendor, and says, \"My change, now\". The vendor says, \"What happened to inner peace?\" The Buddhist says, \"This *is* my inner piece\"",
"This is definitely a feel good indie flick where the quirky character is reciting a monologue.",
"All bout the U 🙌🏾🙌🏾",
">challah bread doesn’t even go with hot dogs. \n\n>polish sausage\n\n\nYea..\n\n",
"Is that a cat, or a bundle of long-John donuts?",
"I had some DreamWalker a few years ago. Best sleep I've ever had in my life. ",
"I've always enjoyed pictures of dogs and cats be friendly with each other. I think we have come a long way since the hateful hierarchy such as depicted on shows like Tom and Jerry. We can all be friends regardless of race or species .",
"Ya rich people, I got to work my night job to afford coffee for my night job it's exhausting",
"Just a normal person, doing as normal people do.",
"I find it soothing. ",
"I'm high as fuck and took you seriously for way longer than I should have.",
"Mushrooms",
"I think that's a bag, not a cat",
"I feel like it happens around 25. It was like a switch flipped for me.",
"There’s a difference between “nobody else gives a shit” and “I don’t care what others think.” I think when you’re older, younger people still notice, but they don’t give a shit because you’re not their peer. When you’re younger, your peers notice and judge and “give a shit”. So, it’s more about not caring whether they give a shit as opposed to them really not giving a shit. Generally speaking. ",
"I don’t think that’s a cat. Looks like a purse ",
"That's the life",
"With pot in it.",
"Labrador.",
"Good for her",
"Nothing is private anymore :(",
"This was already posted in jokes.",
"Me neither I love gay bitches.",
"What is the sound of one dog snacking?",
"\"It's a simple question, Norm.\"",
"This is totally something you would see in the sims 4. ",
"The older I get the more people start to make sense. I’ll allow it. ",
"haha is she human!!",
"That is a cat?",
"I'd guess they'd give away whatever scraps they have by June if it came down to it for \"customer appreciation\" or something. I think companies that have been lucky enough to get licensing are going to play by the rules instead of risk their license. Idk if the sellers permits are temporary like the ones I've seen (I think there's over 10 different types), but if they are they'll probably have to show that they've gotten rid of anything not compliant.",
"Ah, [missed it by two minutes](http://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ng286/when_the_neighbor_is_relaxing_in_her_garden_with/ds1xxv2). I suspect the added then and italicized is slowed you down. FWIW, I think the emphasis on is was a good choice.",
"A hot dog, floating in the C",
"I don't think disseminating it to a wide audience is really all that ethically different than taking the photo itself.",
"There is no such thing as a wrong bread.\n\n\nYou just need to find the right dog.",
"That looks more like rum ham than a cat ",
"Am I the only one that sees a handbag and not a cat?",
"OP was spying in the neighbors with their drone :O",
"When your neighbor is completely confused on Freudian symbology...",
"That's how you know it's that fire.",
"Looks like the cover of a really cool acoustic indie album.",
"i'm glad someone thinks 27 is relatively young. i always get depressed thinking about how OLD i am. 27.",
"I see a loaf of bread.",
"Your username is my nightmare.",
"omg at first glance i so wanted those little metal fence things to be faces. they looked like a distraught face and it for some reason that just felt perfect.",
"That's a big purse, I think it's more of a handbag",
"I know I would! I’d slather myself with mustard, I’d be delicious Colin.",
"[This is my personal preference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvPakA6vakc)",
"Thank you for sharing amazing! We all need more amazing in our lives!!",
"If I was a hotdog vendor, I would be ultra-spiritual like this.\n\nI also wouldn't be a hotdog vendor for long.",
"Things you find with a drone. ",
"She clearly has some shit either figured out or is completely falling apart",
"Let people be ",
"why are you peeping on your neighbors",
"Challah maybe",
"Is this sims?",
"It be like that sometimes",
"If they're dead, more likely Saints Row. ",
"i read catdog costume and had to take a second look",
"He’s right. There was a place in van nuys doing that. Just needed to show id. May be the exception and not the norm though. ",
"Does a hotdog have Buddha nature?",
"Show me a more heavenly retirement situation.",
"That bitch is high as fuck",
"This is me too thanks ",
"In some states you have to CHARGE for that kind of sleight of hand.",
"Wow, way to violate her privacy.",
"Handbags are a kind of purse haha",
"Relaxing, no\nPassed out drunk, yes",
"Drones really make me mad--at least in my neighborhood. In the past couple of months I've caught a drone hovering outside my neighbor's window in my apartment complex and a different drone hovering in front of my porch. It's a new way to stalk people and to pry into their private lives without consequence. I'm in the house buying process and would love to sunbathe in my new backyard with a privacy fence, but I won't because so many people with drones are complete assholes with no respect for privacy.",
"I wanted to be her friend when I thought it was a cat. Now she's just a weirdo. ",
"Given that you can’t identify the neighbor or the location in any meaningful way, it should be fine",
"I want the back story",
"When a joke of a joke is jokingly suggested to be added to /r/jokes",
"r/blackmagicfuckery",
"GOD DAMN YOU, HOTDOG COSTUME INDUSTRY!!! *shakes fist*",
"r/AccidentalWesAnderson",
"Why are you taking photos of your neighbor on her property without her knowledge? Kinda creepy.",
"I can vouch for his post. My medical rec expired a year ago and I've been picking up without it in Southern California. There's a handful of places that started being \"prop 64 compliant\" around me almost immediately after it passed in 2016.",
"That's interesting. Maybe I didn't explain my feeling correctly but I feel like I've stopped caring about trivial bull shit. I still have a strong drive for work and to succeed in the traditional ways. My family and friends are what are important. I don't care if my neighbor thinks my grass sucks lol.",
"This is maybe the best comment in reddit history. Upvote for you nilla cake mixer. Stay mixin",
"Nothing makes any sense anymore. It’s cool though ",
"You mean you don't have a Mustard Bottle costume? ",
"Looks to me like she's hung over after a costume party",
"I want that horseshoe raised bed. \n",
"Mrs. Sellner!\n\nhttp://www.franksfiles.com/file/robinwilliamsimpresisonofhotdogjpg",
"r/accidentalsims ",
"In fact like a loaf of Challah to be exact",
"r/nocontextpics",
"It's been legal since last January it just hasn't been able to sold in shops yet.",
"Anyone else expecting the cat to be in a hot dog costume?",
"I was thinking possible pretzel roll.",
"Everything is relative ",
"/u/Gallowboob, do you give your stolen content any more than a glance when you repost it? That's a bag, dude. ",
"People give shits about themselves. They judge other people to make themselves feel better.",
"So meta. ",
"Reddits ideal animal",
"I feel like the world would be a much better place if everyone on earth had your wit.\n",
"What’s a computer? ",
"Is the cat in the purse??? ",
"It looks like they were trying to read a book and then threw it over their shoulder as they finally succumbed to the need to just be a hotdog.",
"I love u. ",
"Cat people!",
"so.much.COPYPASTA ^m^m^m^m^m",
"And I also love u too. Thanks for the smiles guys",
"/r/fakealbumcovers",
"People will hate on GB because he's a scummy bot-poster that doesn't contribute OC",
"I really thought this was a Sims post",
"Is this from the new Sims expansion?",
"And you were really hungry, would you eht yo self?",
"This is Reddit. ",
"Is this an actual photo?",
"Where the fuck is the cat? I see a lady in a costume with a purse next to her",
"When somebody told her that nature is something to relish, she misunderstood.",
"I went through the same thought process. What a wild, and ultimately disappointing, ride. ",
"Not sure if photo or *really* high-resolution Sims... 🤔 ",
"I am not convinced that is a cat ",
"+1",
"It’s gallowboob. It’s definitely a repost from somewhere. ",
"I think it really depends on the situation. A lot of things have changed for me recently but I think this age-ish can be a very big transition period for people. I'm glad it was for me.",
"Someone has just played Life Is Strange",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdltskL_a0M Relevant ",
"u/GallowBoob knows how to start a new year off right.",
"Ah, well, I’m happy to report that I started doing this at the age of 32!\n\nAnd I did this while going out to various bars, I wore pink feather boas, ridiculous suits, high heels, you name it (I’m a dude, to be clear)\n\nIt was the best thing ever, because people always struck up conversations.\n\nActually, no, here’s why it was awesome:\n\nThe people that were *willing* to strike up a conversation were open minded people who liked something and someone who was different.\n\nI met my best friend because I was dressed like a complete idiot and he called me out, we had some drinks, he made fun of me a little bit, we ended up being roommates for 3 years after 4 years of friendship, and I ended up performing his wedding about 2 years ago.\n\nTossing fear aside has a way for drawing good people towards you, I recommend this to everyone.\n\nFor the dudes out there that want some “ugly sweater” action at those Christmas parties, hit up Shinesty.com and get yourself a full suit complete with matching tie for $99 bucks.\n\nDrop your fear. Live your life. Reach out, be open, and have some damn fun. You’ll likely end up meeting the people who are pretty awesome and open too.",
"\"Hello neighbor, with the Phantom 4.\"\n\n-*hotdoglady*",
"Give a man a hamburger and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hamburger and he'll live forever.",
"That was uncomfortable.",
"It's Gallowboob. He doesn't have a single original post on his entire profile. ",
"I want to be her friend.",
"In case anyone is wondering, this is [not hotdog.](https://imgur.com/GOJB8uR)",
"She made her cat into a handbag?",
"I thought this was the sims at first, but it looked a little too real. ",
"There are always a bunch of you people. You actually believe this is a photo someone took of their neighbor? It's quite obviously a staged photo. ",
"Age helps. Getting fucked by life a few times helps more. But the real trick is to try it out a couple times even if it terrifies you. Make a couple choices where you do what you would do if you really didn't give a shit. Once you start realizing how good it feels and start tasting the freedom, you just might no longer actually give a shit.",
"Isn't it a bit creepy to be posting pics of your neighbours for everyone to see on the internet?",
"I remember a video where an Australian reporter actually told that to the Dhali Lama. He didn't get it.",
"It can be really easy to feel that way, so I totally understand. My fiance just turned 23 so she makes me feel old sometimes. I feel sad about what I've accomplished (or haven't) a lot. It can really bring you down. If you ever need to talk about it, send me a PM.",
"Wot",
"I'm on some down years. I develop compost teas when I'm working, so I'm aware ofnthe soil part. Shits hard when you've had to sell everything to get by",
"Bread loaf ",
"What about a body bag?",
"I was just thinking the same thing... unless it's someone they know... like OP's mom...",
"Was gonna say this exact ",
"I wholeheartedly agree with you!\n\nI just wish most people didn’t have to reach a certain age to realize this. So much time wasted worrying about what others think instead of enjoying what you want to do.\n\n\nOnce I stopped caring about what people thought of me, my life just became so much better and I am much happier. :)\n\nAnd for me, one of the most enjoyable things to do is to dress however I want. I can’t wait to find my own “costume” to lounge in.",
"I'll have two atomic dog marijuanas, please. ",
"i like your neighbor ",
"Oh bodybag ",
"Since [terpene content varies by strain](https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/infographic-what-are-cannabis-terpenes-and-how-do-they-affect-you), it seems relevant. \n\n\n",
"It Looks Like A Baguette",
"How sure are you that’s a cat? It looks like a loaf of challah bread",
"The ONLY good part of aging is this exact sentiment!",
"I was inquiring about the bridge.",
"/r/hmmm",
"Yep. This is up there with taking pictures of overweight people at the gym. ",
"The cat’s in a bacon costume.",
"Pretty sure that’s a loaf of bread, which makes perfect sense!",
"Or some shrooms",
"Shouldn’t you not be spying and taking pictures of your neighbor in a hotdog suit...wait...is this some sick game that you two play? Are you masterbating as you watch? ...are you actually masterbating to the dog? Are you masterbating in a mustard costume? Will your neighbor be masterbating later? Why do you all have this elaborate materbation kink?",
"Linda spent all day at the carnival working a 6-hour shift on her feet at the hot dog truck. Its her main source of income and she made *bank* today. It was worth it to go a little farther out than usual to Palmerton. Hot dogs, hamburgers, slushes and sodas. Kids loved her hot dog costume and that, believe it or not, gave her a competitive edge over that dipshit Harold and his kettle corn. \n\nLinda was exhausted when she got home. She needed to water her garden which she uses to supplement her food supply since she can't work the food truck year round. But when she got out there she noticed, tucked away in her private U-shaped garden invisible from the neighbors, that today was the *perfect* day. Seventy-five degrees, low humidity, late afternoon, sun low in the sky. Soft grass. Her skin was crawling with that feeling that it was wonderful to simply be alive and outside today. So she laid down. The exhaustion overtook her and she fell asleep...\n\nAnd fuckhead OP takes this picture peep-tomming on her from his bedroom when he took a break to piss from playing computer games all afternoon then posts this shit to reddit. \n\nFuck you OP.",
"You know, you think you can just relax in your own yard in a hotdog suit and relax... fucking neighbors...",
"I don't see the cat",
"I have a decent sized garden, but also a very large lawn. I'm somewhat bothered how inefficient the placement/design of this one is...eating up virtually all of her lawn space. ",
"Ah. My mistake. I’ll just show myself out...",
"In 100 minutes, **you'll** probably have forgotten.",
"I hope you got authorization from her to post that. You can get a lawsuit if not. LPT",
"I thought it was bread.",
"> None of the South bay dispensaries sold to anyone without a rec before today. Also you killed the joke so I hate you\n\nBecause before today you still could not **SELL** it to people without a rec, selling is the key word here. It was legal to posses,smoke and grow just not purchase for rec use, now its just plan legal.",
"This explanation makes way more sense!",
"What the ef?",
"I'm not much of a Sims player. What's the baby on the floor thing about?",
"Kinkshame but kinksame.",
"I was using a service that just stopped checking to make sure my rec was still valid. I doubt they took new patients without a valid rec.",
"The Buddhist chips a tooth on on the hotdog so he goes to the dentist. The dentist goes to give him Novacaine but the Buddhist declines because he wants to transcend dental medication.",
"I thought your 20's was for that.",
"Or “that’s not a cat, it’s a puzzlebuns”",
"Now THIS is how you take advantage of property ownership.",
"It's an honest mistake I'm sure gallowboob makes all the time. ",
"Man I hate his ass. It means nothing but I downvoted his repost shit every time. ",
"This feels like a ending shot from an episode of \"the adventures of pets and pete\"",
"Hey, there's a girl in the garden..",
"Love you too bud!",
"I think you're right. Here is the part of the image zoomed in: https://i.imgur.com/a7oDbP6.png\n\nYou can see the straps.",
"California law enforcement here. We burn it. We use a special apparatus, generally made of glass, to contain the burn. There is also a small exhaust hole which can speed up the rate of burn with a small amount of suction that forces oxygen into the ignited area while exhausting the fumes into small temporary storage bags, or “lungs”.",
"A cat in a purse costume.",
"Nathan's Kosher Kush",
"Nice raised beds though. Looks like quality timber",
"You spelled “passed out in the garden after a hotdog party with a big bag of weed” wrong",
"First day of legal weed in California, so yeah.",
"OP IS GERALD FOOS ",
"Babies are considered objects by the game, and not an actual sim. So sometimes when a sim needs to free up their hands while carrying a baby, they’ll just put it in the closest available slot. Usually the floor. ",
"GallowBoob you fucking dolt that's a purse. What's the point of you",
"“One man’s username is another man’s nightmare.” —William Shakespeare, probably",
"I wish I could take credit for the joke, but I heard it first from Robin Williams. Now he was a man that made the world a better place.",
"Correct, but it was not illegal to smoke,grow or posses it. Which is what he means by Recreational Use has been Legal for 2years now. Anyone 21+ could smoke worry free all last year, it was just in a weird gray area where they couldnt purchase it from anyone/anywhere but med users still could go to their med shops and purchase. ",
"And pretend their handbag is a cat.",
"Pretty sure that’s her hand bag, not a cat",
"I could have sworn this was a screenshot from the Sims",
"CHEEZ-ITS!!!!",
"it was taken from a building 10 stories up and the lady was in a public space",
"This woman is living life exactly how she wants. ",
"tey cant spek gud american",
"Looks like a loaf of bread to me",
"That’s not a cat that’s a bundle of sausages ",
"I C",
"Mushrooms are amazing!",
"Just going to take photos of your neighbour in their garden and post it on the internet?\n\nAnd everyone is ok with that?\n\nRight.",
"Not long ago i ended up cuddling with a girl, both dressed in banana suits, so yah",
"> Most of the existing medical dispensaries started selling to CA residents over 21 last year. \n\nUh not in my experience. My mom got her MMJ rec this year and all the dispensaries I took her to in OC either wouldn't let me come with her to look at product or insisted I not touch anything if they did let me accompany her. ",
"Damn those drug-dealing purse cats! Damn them all to hell! ",
"I think she's just relishing the new year. we need to mustard the strength to ketchup to her.",
"This was my first thought! ",
"Looks really comfy. I always worry about my hair too much to just lay down in the grass. But the hotdog suit keeps you clean and adds a little padding. Beautiful.",
"and acid",
"Same. I was blown away by the quality of the terrain in (I assumed) Sims 4. ",
"If it weren't so green, I would say that they were at bassnectar last night.",
"That is one hell of a planter box.\n\nI'd build one using the same construction technique, but maybe in a different shape, if I could afford the lumber.\n\nAnyone got some wood they'd like to share?",
"Thought she was wearing a hijab",
"why can't we all just not be sober?",
"Purrse*",
"The only place I went to like that was last year. It was a sketchy dispensary in Compton. It was crowded as fuck and the guy behind the glass counter was a man with a huge star of David around his neck. I felt like I was in a movie. ",
"I did too\nStill do\nBut I did as well",
"She got the ‘itis ",
"Those are some MASSIVE boards for that garden. What are they 4\"x10\"s?",
"r/weshouldhangout",
"I don’t relish having to go through these pun threads",
"[Maria Bamford's Wedding](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b0/f8/0d/b0f80d22cdd340f4730e13b24748b200--hotdogs-maria-bamford.jpg) is my favorite thing. ",
"“Garden”",
"I thought it was a pile of guts.",
"There's something really sweet and peaceful about this",
"When I was young I used to fret over whether I wanted to wear my sage green or my olive green shirt to the grocery store and what it said about me.\n\nI just went and got the mail wearing crocks, a pair of shorts with the pocket ripped off, and a tank top. ",
"Do drugs, kids.",
"Those phrases literally mean the same thing.\n\nAs in, 'remember when the neighbour got so drunk he fell over?'.\n\nIt's rare that people refer to a 3rd party's neighbour without mentioning who the third party is.",
"/r/thesimsirl",
"I thought it was a roasted ham",
"You slice it too thin",
"Her yard, her life.",
"Cat? I do not see one that is her purse lying next to her, she looks in need of help.",
"I'll have what she is having.",
"/r/NotHowDrugsWork",
"Is actually a certified hotdog carrier",
"That’s not a cat",
"Challah!",
"Looks like Bread more than anything\n",
"Doesn't commenting on a post carry more credence than votes and make it more likely to rise to fp?",
"Or some catnip",
"I’m actually more concerned she might get chili\n\n",
"Sourdough? ",
"I don't think he has any backstory. Pretty sure he steals other people's pics/gifs etc and just posts them all over the place.",
"Cat is in the bag.\nSource: am said cat",
"This makes me want to play cottage garden. ",
"Needs relish.",
"You need to be careful, doc.",
"[Appropriate song] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T6e3GJCjow)",
"forgot to mention the person who gave enough of a shit about looking like a hotdog to dress up as one in the first place. ",
"Seems like a good time to be had",
"A buddhist that eats meat? ",
"It’s not cool to take pics of people in the privacy of their yard and post them online.",
"Either that's one weird cat, or I'm not seeing it",
"Where is the cat? ",
"I thought I was in r/thesims for a sec there",
"I Cee weiner? \n\nI’ll see myself out ",
"A cat loaf?",
"What a Brat...",
"Seamen from Oscar’s voyage into the garden of Eden. This is ART!",
"A haaaaaaaaaandbaaaaaaag?",
"this is what happens when you are on drugs..",
"Body bag for her cat?",
"It took me about 30 seconds to realize this wasn’t a screenshot from the Sims 4",
"This pic must’ve been taken before the Cats & Dogs expansion pack was released. ",
"r/unexpectedhedberg",
"I want to know why\n",
"yolo",
"OP, this is creepy. Don’t take pictures of people in their private space with your drone.",
"Super jealous of that garden. Looks awesome.",
"Unless you have a bridge I can buy ",
"Agreed. Fuck drones.",
"I hope my neighbors aren’t taking pictures of me in my backyard.",
"She’s gotta be high af right?",
"Maybe she wanted to ketchup on sleep ",
"Who are we to judge?",
"I just aspire to have a backyard garden!",
"Thought this was sims 4.",
"It's a habit that can't be cured overnight.",
"Thank you for doing the legwork. ",
"Bacon wrapped turkey ",
"2018 is already amazing ",
"In UK English a purse is a [small container for money](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/purse) (apparently a \"change purse\" in US English), not a handbag, so I'd guess /u/Dreckly is from the UK.",
"That’s what I’m talkin about! We need more of this ",
"Yeah, and I don’t think she’s “relaxing.”",
"Looks comfy",
"ENHANCE!",
"i think your neighbor loves hot dogs",
"You'd like /r/dadjokes",
"Portland?",
"That lady high AF and i Aint even there ",
"Why are you spying on your neighbor?",
"More specifically, challah",
"Ha! ",
"A Large Sandwich?",
"Then he talked to the kinkos employee for 45 minutes about how delicious the hotdog was because he cooked it on a propane grill.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c",
"Many strains have been muddled and misclassified over time.\n\nGoing by the alleged strain-alone is unreliable.",
"I don't think that's OP's neighbor.",
"Mir est alles wurst...",
"I sometimes bury myself in the garden and pretend I’m a carrot. ",
"It’s a leather cat",
"Tina Belcher irl?",
"She's the real life Lego hot dog piece",
"Oh maybe. But I also see men in balarina outfits so. ",
"I WAS IN DINOSAUR TIMES!",
"When I first read the title, I was sure it was going to be a /r/TheSims post. Last year, for April Fool's day, my husband and kids went into my Sims game and [changed all my Sims into hot dog costumes] (https://www.reddit.com/r/thesims/comments/4d6flh/for_april_fools_day_my_husband_and_kids_changed/).",
"That's life.",
"smh..",
"OP?",
"thats not a cat you stupid fuck",
"It doesn’t look like anything to me.",
"It's a rabbit.",
"54% of reddit occurs on the toilet. ",
"Yeah, I wish random people wouldn’t take photos of me though.",
"Looks like a mini potbelly pig, not a cat.",
"where is the fucking cat ? ",
"I'm not judging this person, although I'm not really sure what someone could get out of privately dressing like a hot dog and laying in their backyard.\n\nSome sort of fantasy or fetish? ",
"I think it's a trope used just enough :)",
"This woman is my spirit animal. ",
"that garden layout is fly af too. ",
"If you must know how hot dogs are made...",
"Defnitley a handbag made of bacon.",
"How tall is your house? ",
"Looks like a Dachshund napping to me.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Is she... hiding from police?",
"Can someone turn this into an ispirational poster please",
"r/fakealbumcovers needs to see this",
"Its a snake",
"“The morning after”",
"Youre a creep dude. ",
"Yeeeees! Love this!",
"But it's too green to be California. That hot dog should be black and charred ",
"Hilarious, but still fucked up of OP to be the creep who takes photos of a neighbor's backyard. Pretty sure it's illegal in most localities.",
"Unless its wrapped in giant bacon",
"made of cat leather",
"SF is being hella strict and I don't like it",
"We have a hot dog outfit for our dog so when I read this, I assumed the cat would be in the hot dog costume, not the human. When I clicked I got a surprise. ",
"I said OP since this is the first time it’s been posted to Reddit (to my knowledge).",
"And by cat you mean loaf of challah bread",
"Either way, someone is high as shit.",
"I was hoping it would be a weiner dog.",
"https://youtu.be/Qh29VJ504nc\n",
"If you enhace the picture, you can tell, it's definitely a loaf of challah with a prepared cat inside of it.",
"Lovely loon loon loon\n\n bag O shroom shroom shrooms ",
"shit i just commented that and then read this. i have no purpose after all",
"The cat is the OP and took the picture. ",
"Chili sauce on the side.",
"Wtf is the difference?",
"Some people realized that when they turned like 13 you know",
"Those raised beds need seeing too. ",
"Lemme just fly my drone over my neighbors house and snap pictures of him",
"Pretty sure that's a bacon wrapped ham, beside that hot dog. ",
"Yeah, there should be separate rules for medical vs recreational. Medical users don't have to pay sales tax and shouldn't be limited to \"recreational\" products",
"What the hell? All I can think is there could be ~~less~~ fewer people freaking out on edible \"overdose\", but having a \"you must stamp the THC content on each product (mint/piece of chocolate/gummy bear)\" rule would probably do a lot better since people can buy multiple 100mg packs. now i am sad. :(",
"I started at 27 not giving a fuck. I bought groceries in a totoro onesie three days ago because I just didn't want to put clothes on. Maybe having a brain tumor and the fact that it could kill me and already almost did in May has altered my sense of fucks to give. I literally only care about shit like whether or not the leftovers in the fridge are still edible, or if the trash guy didn't leave my trash can laying on its side in the end of my driveway or half in the road to get run over again(asshole). Sometimes I care enough to tuck my tits back in my shirt before walking shuffle footed to my mailbox at 5pm. Sometimes. I don't know if I own a hairbrush. This isn't how I imagined 32 to look like, lol. I can assure you all that no one's gives two sideways fucks. There's even a dude that thinks I'm pretty sexy on my worst days still. No. One. Cares. ",
"Weed isn't a \"get your finest hot dog suit and lie down in your garden kind of drug\" it's more of a \"forget to do your gardening after smoking a bowl and browsing reddit\" drug.\n\nDefinitely shrooms.",
"She looks dog tired",
"So Jewish German it makes my head spin",
"Where’s the cat?",
"I wish my neighbours were this interesting.",
"Makes me want to put my wiener in u",
"Wiener dog. While being a wiener ",
"You must be fun at parties",
"Do you know if you can purchase with an out of state license? ",
"She doesn't appear to be a challah back girl",
"Where's the cat?",
"Thanks Reddit for once again showing me that the world is full of odd people doing odd things and I am a small weird fish in huge pond.",
"A little bit each year! You'll get there!!\n\nIf you want advice on what to grow, let me know your climate and food preferences and is be happy to make some suggestions on produce that is low-effort/high yield ",
"TBH, if I found out someone made their own clothes, I would be really impressed and probably even commission them. ",
"\"When the neighbor tries to make it clear that she knows you've been creepshotting her with your camera, but you still don't get and make a post about it on reddit.\" ",
"Yeah that is fucked up... I'd move ASAP.",
"I mean, I'd rather the hot dog image of me be online than my naked flabby body... But yeah, this is a massive invasion of privacy of OP didn't ask first before taking the picture",
"From it's opening tones (reminiscent of the first time everybody threw up from drinking) to its parting goodbye (reminiscent of a poorly concealed fart) Youtuber \"Jude Corbin\" created artistic and technological history in 2009 with her timeless offering: \"A Handbag?! Slow Motion.\" (Best watched at half speed)",
"Bacon wrapped cheese bread!!!!",
"Kielbasa goes on hard rolls. Get your challah nonsense out of here.",
"Wow, I laughed on the inside but the outside was shocked! ",
"JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING!",
"I hope the hotdog girl comments",
"That would be the indicas strain as opposed to Sativa. The easy way to remember it is Indica = \"In da costume\"",
"She’s on acid. ",
"Well GB is a piece of shit and a terrible excuse for a human being. So this is totally expected from him lol",
"Haha WEED dude lmao she totally HIGH on the WEED hahaha",
"Oh shut up, he works for a marketing company ffs",
"100mg is a pretty high dose and you can always eat more than one. But more importantly, legalization is going to help medical patients by cutting the cost dramatically. I work in the rec industry in Oregon and the wholesale price has dropped to a third what it was during the medical program, and that's with only 2 years of solid growing. Over the next 10 years it's going to drop much, much more (over 90% of licensed producers haven't started growing yet). While it'll take a little while for the retail price to catch up, the end result is going to be vastly cheaper marijuana for both medical and rec users.",
"this lady is one of the real housewives of dallas, a tv show on bravo network in the states. she appears in the show in that costume at one point. i think her dog had one too but i guess not in this picture ",
"That's some Temple Grandin sh*t right there... ",
"I think the hotdog suit justifies pretty much anything. ",
"Most definitely was not the norm",
"Man. This picture just makes me miss mushrooms. ",
"I was responding to the comment above who could use your help but thank you! I have no problem with my garden other than last year was stupid busy with traveling for work. I've done that before and every time I come home the jungle is more ridiculously overgrown, this year will have a lot less travel and I'm already working on the seeds and configuration :)",
"How do we know it’s not a leash?",
"Really?!\n\nOh, wait.\n\nAwww, now waitaminute here...",
"Why do you have to poupon the good time we're having?",
"I did not know that, thanks for the fact!",
"its not his neighbor",
"Soooo...are we just going to ignore the fact that this picture looks like it was taken either from an upstairs neighboring house, or a drone, and definitely doesn't look like the woman in the picture was giving her consent? Maybe she and OP decided this would make for great internet points and I'm way out of line, but it screams \"super creepy\" to me.",
"Directed by Wes Anderson",
"i think it is a rotisserie chicken ",
"Yeah I immediately thought the same thing, if you watch people in their own backyard without them knowing and even take pictures and post it on the internet, then that's seriously fucked up regardless of what they're doing except something like burying a body.",
"I've got so much planned for when I'm old enough to pull it off.",
"that looks fucking delicious, i hope that is what she is relaxing with",
"*tripping in her garden",
"https://i.imgur.com/OtLrJff.png\n\nRed is outline of the straps.\n\nEdit: There is also something that looks like it might be the opining on the top.",
"Let’s get some captions for if this was a murder scene.",
"I don’t, sorry. I might be able to get you some nice ocean-front property in Kansas, though. ",
"This is some sort of sexual metaphor, I just can't decide which one to go for. There's too many possibilities.\n\nZoom in on her face, she even has the facial expression of an excited hotdog that just enjoyed thrusting itself into the crevice of a neatly sprouted vegetable garden.",
"Cate look like 🥓 ",
"I'm sorry, but that's not a cat, GallowBoob. You were there taking the photo, right? You must've seen that it wasn't a cat, G'dam't!",
"And spams reposts to conceal posts and comments designed for marketing purposes.",
"How tf you get that picture though?",
"Boy, that's a bag, not a cat.",
"That looks a lot like my ex. \nIf this is in Boone I am 90% sure that is her.",
"It's probably not their neighbors. And it's definitely not a cat but a handbag next to them. Looks like a post Halloween pic. Someone probably passed out in the backyard of some random house and this guy found the photo. OP is lying his ass off. ",
" sim simulating",
"Take my damned upvote.",
"That a cartoonist loaf of bread?",
"had to dig deep into this pile of mashed potatoes to find the kernel of truth, mmmm. \n\nwear all the fucking hotdog costumes my dudes",
"shame 🔔🔔",
"That joke fell flat when [an Australian news anchor tried it on the Dali Lama](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c).\n\nAlthough, I wouldn't be surprised if the Dali Lama was messing with the news anchor. ",
"am I the only one who thinks these type of photos are pretty much staged and passed off as totaly random and caught in the wild with the \"my neighbor\". it just seems too fake and done for the karma lol. maybe it's in my head, idk",
"I do what I want. ",
"Why do you care, is the pertinent question.",
"Rum ham?",
"Giant cinnamon roll",
"Psychedelics are great",
"Maybe in your area but in LA there is a lot of places where you only need an I.D. also getting a rec is stupid easy anyways ",
"More than likely empty bag that's been licked before tripping out looking at the sky\n\nEdit: auto correct put kicked instead of licked",
"She single?",
"Relevant.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/oyuoUwxCLMs",
"What does a bridge sale on brooklyn mean?",
"Everyone has an emergency garden rum ham.",
"Haha you are so fucking paranoid. Get over yourself dude. Anybody worth spying on you isnt flying drones up your fucking drive way in the afternoon. Thats just not how it works. ",
"Well, I read your comment while on the toilet so",
"Where’s that “Your Post as a Movie” novelty account guy when you need him?",
"\"while I creep on her with my drone\"",
"Looks like a loaf of marbled rye",
"wisdom is wasted on the old\n",
"Is that where she want to be bury? ",
"Or hot dogs",
"The first part of Prop 64 went into effect midnight the night after the prop was passed by the voters.\n\nHere's a report from Nov 2016 from ABC on everything you could legally do the day after the vote. \nhttp://abc7.com/politics/prop-64-legalizing-recreational-marijuana-passes/1596496/",
"What do you do?",
"Do what you ~love~ Even if it’s fucking weird ",
"There’s a restaurant by me that’s called atomic dawg lol",
"Yeah, it was really awkward. The reporter kept trying even though it was obvious after the first pass that it was lost in translation *and* used colloquialism *and* one sided cultural references. Kind of made me think he was an idiot actually.",
"Cat is in the purse ",
"It sounds to me like she is not worried about what others think of her if she wears those patterns but just doesn't think they look good on her. There are colors and patterns and styles that I like but that I don't think look good on me. maybe that's what your wife means?",
"Naw she's def in a k-hole. She'd be gardening and tasting dirt if it were shrooms. ",
"I just want to start this over!",
"That is a rabbit, and you should check her pulse. Huck a penny at least. ",
" Why did she wrap the cat in bacon?",
"We should crown them King.\n\nSo that they can always be joke King.",
"This behaviour is anomalous, bring her in for testing, bring the suit too.",
"Looks like a rabbit to me.",
"You edited what you wrote 4 minutes after my reply.\n\nBefore you were claiming that up until today it was a misdemeanor and $50 fine for possession.",
"I won a bar costume contest because I wore one of these Hot Dog Costumes. $100. I didn't drink at the time, so a few people were displeased a sober (mostly) guy won.",
"Nah... It's cute animal prints, space themes, and other stuff that is definitely designed for kids. Her favorite color is purple. If it's purple or has purple, she loves it. She is conscious of patterns and matching colors though. She sews a lot of clothes for the kids.",
"Done just give me your card details and I'll send the money straight across. You've made this man a very happy Nigerian Prince.",
"When your neighbor takes pictures of you and posts them on Reddit... ",
"but most importantly YOU don't give a shit, and if you don't give a shit, then nobody else does either.. and if they do.. well see step 1.",
"> Those phrases literally mean the same thing.\n\nNo. \n\n\"The neighbor\" also has a generic meaning, referring to anyone's neighbor, not just your own.",
"There's a value to original content and a strong negative to plagerism. He gets attention for plagerism, thus rewarding him for being a concept thief. It's like living in a neighborhood with a moronic, shallow, talentless reality TV star every idiot you know adores. ",
"And her neighbor is spying on them with a drone.",
"I’m not a dude first of all, I’m a woman. And there have been break-ins recently in my complex so that could be a reason for people to look in windows with a drone besides people just being creeps. Also, how exactly did the original picture get taken if someone wasn’t spying on a chick in her garden? There’s a difference between being paranoid and being realistic about how easy spying is with drones.",
"Dude, this is the age of clickbait. That's most of the posts on Reddit, period. GB is no worse than any of the dozens of other posters on here doing exactly the same thing, and yet he actually does give credit in the comments, replies in his own threads, etc.\n\nHow many posts do you see to r/pics or r/funny or r/gifs where there's absolutely nothing from OP, especially when it's reposted shit just for the karma?\n\nVillifying GB is pretending that he's somehow worse than everybody else just because he's well known.\n\nBut the fact is, if he dropped dead today, there's an army of people right behind him doing the same exact thing.\n\nIf you really have a problem with what he does, stop pretending he's special at it and deal with the *problem*.",
"/r/dadjokes",
"Maybe someone let the cat out of the bag?",
"No, has mustard on it",
"Hey, THATS ME",
"Sims in real life",
"\"C Minus\" by the Hot Dogs",
"Seriously. Private property is private. ",
"I can totally see her wiener though.",
"...like a hotdog in a hallway...",
"This is why ill never live next to a two story house.",
"I would absolutely give a shit if I were the person in this picture, I would be incredibly pissed off and embarrassed at my privacy being violated in front of at least a hundred thousand people by this point. And I would look at /u/Zer0_Karma's post, and then I'd look at me on the front page of reddit hiding in my own backyard in a hotdog costume, and I'd say \"What the flying fuck are you talking about?\"\n\nPeople don't have social anxiety because they think people are going to beat them to death with a hammer, they have social anxiety because they think they're going to embarrass themselves and be ridiculed by their peers.\n\n... But that's completely irrational. It's not like your neighbor is spying on you through his window and putting pictures of you on the internet for the world to see... *Because no one will give a shit, after all*",
"Nah. Your para as fuck hen. People take pics for a million reasons. It also doent matter if your a girl. The line between perving and art is very small and if your not comfortable with having your picture taken in this day and age fair enough, but you dont get to decide the intention. \n\nIf hotdog woman was in a bikini i could see your point, but she isnt and its clearly not a pervy pic. Unless hotdogs turn you on, and even if they did, this pic is not pervy",
"I should find the pic if the dude in drag passed out in the bushes of a green space beneath our balcony.",
"Seems as awkward as that cat wrapped in bacon ",
"And that catalogue is from last week too",
"Do you *have* to say bread after challah? Is it not implied after the first time?",
"Yeah I suppose saying to accept it is more accurate. You have to learn to accept it and try and look at it from a neutral standpoint. Sometimes maybe peoples reactions to you are valid even if you don't like it. That can be a way to learn about yourself so you can change for the better. I do care what a lot of people think but I also accept that not everyone is going to thing positively of me no matter what I do, so the only thing that matters how I view myself.",
"[Huh?](https://youtu.be/oyuoUwxCLMs)",
"Looks like a public garden. ",
"This is exactly how I hope we both feel in that time, thank you! ",
"Pretty sure you mean per bite. ",
"That's not a cat.",
"As a rec user that is good to hear. My \"recreational drugs\" budget is small, which I find steers me more towards alcohol due to the price factor.",
" I'm just jealous of that badass garden. ",
"yes",
"I was thinking bacon wrapped ham.",
"Checks out..cat people are fucking weird lol",
"UH OH HOT DOG! ",
"Me thinks this warrants a drone being shot out of the air ",
"...you take her in a private moment of bliss and put her on display for all to see. Fuck you dude. ",
"He’s tired from just getting back from killing it at the Saints Row Cosplay Con.",
"I-is this meta?",
"Please leave your neighbor alone. Can’t people just be weird? ",
"That’s not a person. It’s a volunteer hotdog plant. A bird must have dropped a piece of hotdog in your yard. ",
"Actually my neighbors probably wouldn't care and we all live close.",
"When your creepy neighbor spies on you and takes photographs...time to fuck with his head. ",
"Nice garden bed, hotdog honey. ",
"Clearly its a satchel ",
"Must have been some good brownies",
"That girl is tripping.",
"Its not a cat its a brown leather bag lol",
"Most likely an indica strain. \n\nIndica gives what is commonly called a \"body high\" and is the one that makes you locked to the couch and space out. Best used at night.\n\nSativa gives you a \"head high\" and is typically the one that makes you energetic and creative. Best used during the day.",
"Oh wow, she clearly love the place.",
"She relishes her downtime ",
" It's a curse, you know. A cat purse!",
"I understand what you’re saying but he is a prime example of how “profitable” it can be for karma. Despite the fact that he reposts all the time, there are tons of people how think he’s amazing. The reason he gets so much shit for reposting is because gets away with it so much.",
"I approve. ",
"dog.gy bag",
"You're a fucking creep... Lol... ",
"..And her creepy neighbor is taking pictures of her from his window! ",
"Yes if by ''relaxing\" you mean tripping balls on LSD!",
"its a hotdog in a cat costume",
"I really like you. From start to finish it's beautiful",
"I wish this was a picture of me. ",
"I am betting you will! It took us a little time to get reestablished in a new town (since it's smaller they don't trust out of town work history so I had to restart about 3 pegs down, but have hopped back up a peg each year and things are looking promising). \n\nHowever, so worth it to own a home with acreage - an impossibility in our home city without a six-figure dual income - have chickens, a big happy dog, a garden, to learn all the delights of small town living, appreciate simplicity more, and enjoy a nice, quiet place to eventually raise kids. No traffic. And when we get stir crazy we just drive the 3 hours to the home city (Seattle) for a day or three and then excitedly head back home :)\n\nGood luck to you both!",
"Software engineer. 20 years of experience.",
"Um, wut ",
"when you try to hide while being weird but someone takes an aerial photo",
"I think I need to get myself to a hot dog costume",
"Gonoodles? The hot dog lady from the popsicle song no?",
"It's extra condiments. In case she starts getting overdone.",
"R/drugs",
"Don't judge me.",
"The energy and time that youth provides is wasted on the young because they do not have the wisdom to know how to use them effectively.\nThe other side of the coin is that the old have wisdom; they know what is important and how to manage time and energy but don't have the time or energy to manage anymore. ",
"That's not a cat! That's a pack of buns",
"When I was younger and my dad was alive, he used to embarrass the hell out of me. He didn't care what anybody thought. I could never get it. Now that I am closing in on 55, I am the same way. I could not care less if people think I am strange. I am hella weird, I won't act my age, I will dress as I want, I will be myself. Don't like it, go on your own way. I salute this hot dog wearing woman! It's a shame her privacy was so invaded. ",
"Next thing you know she's ded ",
"YOU JUST GOT MIND-FREAKED!!!",
"I would agree, but OP is /u/gallowboob (notorious reposter/karmawhore) so no way it's actually OP's neighbor",
"someone got a drone for christmas",
"I’m not alone in this world!",
"I hope not.\n\nhttp://extension.oregonstate.edu/question-of-the-week/raised-bed-lumber-pressure-treated-safe",
"Why say \"my neighbor\" if he's just reposting?\n\n(Feel like I always say reposts titled in 1st person)",
"I'm 99% sure magic mushrooms are involved. Now I want to try this.",
"Bit stalky",
"I'm finally doing it. My roommate is out of town for the weekend. I'm so nervous. What if somebody sees me? No, nobody is going to see me. I've got a raised bed garden and fence laid out perfectly. I'll pack it in my purse and carry it out there. Once I'm out there I'll duck down and put it on. Oh, I'm getting goose bumps just thinking about it against my skin. It'll be just me and the hot dog suit and the wide open sky. God I'm so horny, I can't wait any longer.",
"Cause karmawhore",
"So, do you like bread",
"Obviously an anaconda female squeezing the life out of her mate... ",
"Portland?",
"What or who is an OP? and how is everyone one?! It is like all those first downs in American football. Can't footballers count? One or first down, two or second down. I mean, really, no wonder the cat-purse looks like an anaconda eating her mate!",
"Apart from when you realise the OP is creepily taking a picture of her. ",
"THE DANGERS OF MARIJUANA ",
"i don't upvote much.. hotdog girl & cat deserve it",
"CSI: Reddit",
"*This just in, neighbour sleeps in a hotdog costume which she believes gives her sexual powers!*",
"She was living a private moment (or so she thought) in her own yard when the creepy neighbor snapped a picture of her. ",
"I mean, I'd just hope he throws great parties.",
"But ACQ is not deemed to have toxic chemicals *yet*. They usually discover these thing 20 years later. I would never fuck with that. ",
"Yeah, with decorations he stole from someone else's place. ",
"//points to the fact that karma is worthless in the first place\n\n\"Much ado about nothing.\"",
"What's worse,is her weird neighbour,taking a photo.Then posting it,for millions to see.Not the first time you have looked at her in her garden,is it?",
"Is she related to or in league with Abe Froman?",
"She's either a crack head or free spirit ",
"Thank you so much! I have already prepared to be taking a pay cut but we think it will be worth it once we've become established. Plus we won't be alone, we actually have a very close friend up there. I love the fact that we are only 3 hours from the city (Phoenix) and can come back whenever we please but we need a long break lol! ",
"Someone somewhere just found a new kink. The good news; it isn't mine.",
"You're not that poor, you own a property.\n\nYou just don't have a large amount of disposable income.",
"Where I am that's could potentially be illegal.",
"57lbs of shaved roast beef",
"Or maybe a porg.",
"Details please!",
"the ban owns what? I pay mortgage. I don't own much.",
"Sorry, so late to reply. use ur google and look up brooklyn bridge. i own it and yes for sale.",
"thanks! that's kind of you",
"Where the fuck is the cat? Are you looking at her handbag or something?",
"This manifests itself early on in singing along with the radio in your car on commutes. #babysteps\n",
"Courage",
"Mrs. Humphries?",
"JoshOG?",
"Pac-Man is getting a hotdog for lunch! Waka Waka waka.....",
"Looks like the sims"
] | 1,184 | pics | When the neighbor is relaxing in her garden with her cat and a hotdog costume |
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http://i.imgur.com/kqcALKj.jpg | /r/pics/comments/7ng3gj/sri_lanka_is_a_mystical_place/ | [
"Beautiful",
"dats racist",
"Anybody know exactly where this is? ",
"Enchanting really.. https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4132/4964668606_db3a5a20fe.jpg",
"You must be a lot of fun at parties ",
"I'm usually the guy in the corner holding a print out version of this picture of Sri Lanka ",
"It’s cherry picking though. I can play that game.... [America the beautiful...really](http://news.mit.edu/sites/mit.edu.newsoffice/files/images/2012/20120305100248-1_0.jpg)",
"It's like a fookin' fairy tale innit'?",
"....this looks like a legit landfill, and not an area where people reside ",
"[Detroit](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/29/article-0-1739E796000005DC-682_634x648.jpg)\n\nWhat’s your excuse now?",
"Abandoned house where nobody legally resides. (I'd still take that neighborhood any day over living next to a river of open sewage)",
"Wait. First you said\n\n>not an area where people reside\n\nI gave an example of where people reside in America \n\n*Then* you say:\n\n>where nobody **legally resides**\n\nYou just changed the expectation when shown evidence \n\nThis is classic [moving the goalposts fallacy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_the_goalposts)\n\n>Moving the goalposts is an informal fallacy in which evidence presented in response to a specific claim is dismissed and some other (often greater) evidence is demanded.",
"You didn't provide me with an example of somewhere in America where people reside. I can assure you that people don't reside in that abandoned building. I slipped the term \"legally\" in to avoid talking about possible drug addicts using that \"house\" ",
"Is it better if someone resides there illegally? ",
"I doubt anybody calls this place home",
"I believe this is [Castlereagh lake](http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/castlereagh-lake-high-res-stock-photography/642776893). Sri Lanka had been on my list of places to visit for 20 years and I finally spent a week there (not enough) in 2016. I do highly recommend a visit and try to travel close to the ground so that you get to enjoy the local customs, cuisine, and interactions. Eating breakfast at a drivers stop in the middle of nowhere with a spicy sambal, coconut roti, and wonderful tea is one of my fondest memories of the country.\n\nWhile there are many commercial tours, you can also hire a local driver and guide for about $50 to $60 US per day and they will take you anywhere in the country as well as provide you with access to reasonable and clean accommodations.\n\nThis really was one of my favorite adventures.\n\nAfter my original post I found this nice article from the NY Times [In the Hills of Sri Lanka's Tea Country](https://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/29/travel/in-the-hills-of-sri-lankas-tea-country.html) which I thought you might enjoy.\n\n",
">You didn't provide me with an example of somewhere in America where people\n\nYes, I did\n\nTYL people live in beat up homes in America \n\nDon’t be naive",
"Be careful of the Mexican Staring Frogs.",
"Your example wasn't of a \"beat up\" house, man. It was a straight up abandoned building.",
"> Sri Lanka is a mystical place\n\nNo, it's a real country in South Asia",
">abandoned building\n\n...where people live\n\nAnd your point is moot\n",
"Do you have to pay for their accommodations too?",
"Isn't sir Lanka a person",
"Yes, payment for accommodations are separate. You can tell the drivers if you want high, mid, or low-end places to stay. Everything is reasonably priced. The people are terrific.\n",
"I read your message wrongly, no, you do not pay for your driver's accommodations, just your own.",
"This is in central Sri Lanka. Those greenery on the mountains is actually Tea bushes. It gets harvested for Tea.",
"Feels like Mists of Pandaria in real life",
"And Tahiti is a magical place.",
"When I was in Cambodia the tuktuk drivers would just sleep outside or in the tuktuk.\n\nThanks for the info. It's really interesting to look into this place. Seems like a secret in the places to travel list.",
"I'm glad someone said it",
"No but sometimes theres four instead of just sri or two lanka",
"Happy Cake Day OP",
"What are pajeets? Never heard of that",
"I doubt that too, but surely is not impossible. There are plenty of drug addicts, homeless or whatever people that would call this place home, for a while at least.\n",
"By \"mystical\" I assume you mean \"largely deforested.\"",
"Don’t be hatin’",
"From southern Sri Lanka, if I'm not wrong. ",
"Sri Lankan here. For 50 to 60 dollars a day I'm surprised they didn't give you hand jobs while giving you a tour of the entire country!",
"Not a problem In Sri Lanka as much as India and Pakistan. ",
"What's this from?",
"The Third Man, great movie.",
"Thank you!",
"Dis some real good r/earthporn",
"Correct good sir.",
"Agents of SHIELD\n\nhttps://youtu.be/eJIqdQS2FVo",
"I bet if you swim out to that small island, you'll find a Korok or a Temple.",
"Sofa king hot though",
"Happy birthday!",
"Well it was 50/50",
"Are you confusing mystical with mythical?",
"Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.",
"you need to look out for the mexican staring frogs in the southern region",
"I came for this comment. Was not disappointed. ",
"It looks like a screenshot from Breath of the Wild",
"You could tap that picture for to Ponder.",
"Hey dude to be serious for a second, I think you should take some time to reflect on the person you are. Look at your purest heros and see if this is what they would do.",
"I am totally putting a castle on that island. ",
"Making a harmless cheeky comment makes me a bad person? I must have this Reddit thing all wrong.",
"Ajay freeing outposts and whatnot.",
"That is now my computer lock screen, thanks.",
"The water is amazing",
"And 3 is a magic number!",
"*happy\n\n\nFTFY",
"*Happy cake day\n\n\nFTFY",
"I've been to some beautiful places, unfortunately many of them smell like sewage.",
"Bruges is a shithole.",
"Looks like a basic Island from Magic ",
"Rivali's Gale is really... There's a fucking shrine on that island.",
"Man I'm going there with my wife for our first anniversary we can't wait!",
"I'm going there for my real life cake day in 3 weeks!",
"That looks like any country town in Australia.",
"nice place......natural",
"thatsthejoke",
"Looks like Naboo ",
"So my shirts and jackets come from this magical place? Bitchin.",
"I just finished playing Breath of the Wild and this is reminding me a lot of it.",
"I read this comment like 10x, laughed each time lmao",
"I think it looks like Maussakelle reservoir. Not too far from Nuwara Eliya, I passed it on my way to climb Sri Pada. I seem to remember that also had at least one island in the middle. ",
"I‘ve been to Sri Lanka a few times in the last years. \nIt has become my favourite country to visit since the People are just super nice and the Food is great. You can literally go to any corner and you will find some great place. ",
"Best feedback yet\n\nThanks!",
"Where have you been? \nI was mostly near Koggala :)",
"Aw damn it , I didn’t notice until now",
"Can a dude just roll up there and pitch a tent and go rogue for a while? ",
"Sure!",
"pure beauty!",
"K cool I'm on my way!",
"This is extremely rare, if you have actually visited Sri Lanka you would know how clean it is.\nThis kind of problem exists because Sri Lanka gets ALOT of floods, the government banned plastic and other disposable products because the floods cause problems like this.",
"At all is a little too extreme, maybe no more than most countries and not on the scale of neighboring countries ",
"Yeah,but it's better than Bhutan,Thailand,Australia and New Zealand. ",
"Really? Bhutan? That is actually surprising ",
"I went to Sri Lanka to meet a girl. She took me around the island and when we stopped for lunch somewhere, she asked if the driver could eat with us too. I said sure, I mean, I guess I didn't consider him, I thought he would fend for himself, right? He ate like he hadn't eaten in a week! It was crazy! ",
"I found it exhausting that the prices were always flexible."
] | 93 | pics | Sri Lanka is a mystical place |
/r/pics/comments/7ng4dj/iceland/ | [
"\"Please select all photos with Northern Lights in them to verify your sign in attempt\"",
"Why?\n",
"These photos are from simona_br_photography on instagram ",
"Apparently you didn’t captcha the joke ",
"I guess so "
] | 5 | pics | Iceland |
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/r/pics/comments/7ng6cz/woke_up_this_morning_to_terrible_news_my_friends/ | [
"I don’t even know if I should upvote this. I don’t want fire thinking I’m pro-house fire.",
"Haha i thought about that when i posted. But if it makes you feel any better, people upvote the pics of the California fires. Its cool man. Im just sad for my frand. ",
"Yeah, that’s really a shame.",
"That's terrible. So sorry. ",
"Is his family dead too",
"His shadow looks like a fire hydrant ",
"Thankfully no one was hurt. The family and pets are safe",
"Faulty dryer. It caught on fire and when they discovered it, it was too late for the household extinguisher "
] | 8 | pics | Woke up this morning to terrible news. My friend’s family of 5 lost everything last night. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ng6w1/im_in_the_deep_south/ | [
"Roll Tide or Hail State?",
"Well, I certainly haven't fucked any of my family members",
"If I had implied that, I would've said, War Eagle or Hotty Toddy. "
] | 3 | pics | I'm in the Deep South... |
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/r/pics/comments/7ng7b9/an_earthquake_in_taiwan_doomed_these_ceramic/ | [
"Schrödinger dishes!",
"Is it cheaper to replace the pane of glass above them?",
"inb4 the repost bot. starting to realize something about reddit....",
"Looks likea sliding door to me",
"You nailed that dead on like a living cat",
"Probably.",
"Good spot!"
] | 7 | pics | An earthquake in Taiwan doomed these ceramic dishes |
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/r/pics/comments/7ng7ef/i_wonder_who_was_in_charge_of_signs_at_my_local/ | [
"Thirst mutilator!",
"Access to water as per human rights..?",
"\"Hey bro! Good to see you! How was your flight?\"\n\n\"Good. I forgot to charge my phone and I left my charger in my bag so the last half was boring.\"\n\n\"Sucks dude. This all your stuff?\"\n\n\"Yep, that's all the bags. I just got one other thing to grab.\"\n\n\"Cool, you want me to watch these- dude, what the hell?\"\n\n\"Don't worry about it, man. Look, it's complimentary.\"\n\n"
] | 3 | pics | I wonder who was in charge of signs at my local airport.... |
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/r/pics/comments/7ng7wd/2400_yearold_skeleton_mosaic_says_be_cheerful/ | [
"Where is this? I imagine in Greece somewhere?",
"Hatay, Turkey.",
"Oh hai doggy.",
"Yeah no. That says \"jubilant\" and together with the entire mosaic (you've only included a small portion) is meant to imply that you're only happy when you're dead, you've got the completely wrong meaning from this -- but don't worry, so did most of the media when they reported on it. \n\nedit: if the o is also being used as an article it's a name itself, \"the jubilant one\" but the point still stands.",
"Doot doot.",
"> is meant to imply that you're only happy when you're dead\n\nThe original Nihilist Meme?",
"Haha! It's pretty much a \"you will no longer be constrained by worries and social codes and cues and can relax as you wish once you're dead\" It's pretty evident in the picture itself too, even without the text. ",
"What a sexy pose that skeleton is in. Maybe it wants to bone?",
"\"Buddy you're a young man, cheerful man; pleading with your life gonna make you enjoy it more; you got OP's post on your face, you don't run the race. Sit baaaacck and ennjooy the life\". repeat.",
"Heard a sentiment like this before -\n but more hopeful for enjoying such [while alive]\n(http://www.noise11.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Grateful-Dead.jpg)\n",
"EY OP, ENOYE.\n\nthat's what I read.",
"Turn down for what",
"Til Mr Skeltal has a corn-on-the-cob boner ",
"How dare you? We were giving it time so it would become a new year's hangover tattoo!",
"Dead Heads are everywhere ",
"\"I tell you to enjoy life. I wish I could but it's too late.\"",
"“Mosaic me like one of your French girls”",
"Memes from 2400 BC",
"I remember a picture of a similar mosaic that had the image of a snarling dog and it said \"CAVE CANEM\" which roughly means \"Beware of dog.\"\n\n\"Cave\" is pronounced more \"cah-~~v~~way.\"",
"Is that a boner I see before me?",
"I came to the comments to write exactly this. ",
"Doesn't it mean \"be joyous now, for soon you might be dead and then can no longer experience joy\"? I think it was the Epicurians who lived this philosophy. ",
"No, no, no. It's an ironic pose. He's dead and can no longer experience joy. So you should have all the joy you can before you too dire and can no longer enjoy life's pleasures. He had wine but is dead and can't enjoy it. You have wine, so don't put off drinking it. Enjoy it now, for tomorrow you might be dead. ",
"All these years and we still won’t let him rest his bones.\n\nAnd apparently the translation is wrong.",
"I don't think so, in the other extant part of the mosaic it's showing the stresses of time and obligation of a living human, then comparing it with this one it's showing that time is no longer an issue rather than being out of time. The name given around him is indicating a positive thing. \n\nThe first panel is pretty much completely damaged so that can't help put any final context into the piece though. ",
">\"Cave\" is pronounced more \"cah-vay.\"\n\nkah-*w*ay. V are pronounced like W's.",
"I stand corrected."
] | 28 | pics | 2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic says: "Be cheerful, enjoy your life" |
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/r/pics/comments/7ng8od/damn_i_look_good_moth/ | [
"Pretty fly for a moth guy.",
"He must be looking for a podiatrist's office.",
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me - Moth"
] | 3 | pics | “Damn I look good.” -Moth |
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/r/pics/comments/7ngcep/the_fireworks_earlier_this_year_in_abu_dhabi/ | [
"Ka-boom",
"I wonder how many slaves were involved in setting this up?",
"If indeed slaves were used then don’t you think \n1) the whole show wouldn’t have gone as smooth as it did given the huge amount of strategic placement needed.\n2) even if slaves were used do you think salves would be entrusted with expensive, volatile fireworks.\n3) it is simply outrageous for you to flat out say that slaves were used in this set up, please get educated before commenting. Have a nice day.",
"https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/series/modern-day-slavery-in-focus+world/united-arab-emirates\n\nThey have slaves build the buildings that they live and work in; they would totally have them set up fireworks, amongst many other things. \n\nThat's the benefit of slaves, you can get them to do whatever you want.",
"I am by no way denying that the treatment is harsh, to put it simply, but don’t you think calling them slaves is a bit of an exaggeration?"
] | 5 | pics | The fireworks earlier this year in Abu Dhabi. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ngcnq/dont_forget_about_this_2018_edition/ | [
"Idk who did the photoshop, but damn that's horrible.",
"Preach",
"Quit your bullshit. Their drinking water was declared safe a year ago.\n\nhttp://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/01/water-flint-now-officially-safe-drink/\n",
"Why is like, half the article in bold? ",
"That 8 looks awful. ",
"Gonna try and milk this for a decade?",
"I was there a few weeks ago. Water is still yellow. Sure it may test clean but yellow water is yellow water. ",
"#move dumbasses.",
"Lol I zoomed in on it to see just how bad it is and I'm pretty sure my 1 year old could draw a better 8.",
"Thank God reddit can always focus on the important stuff.",
"Dude, not that water!",
"That 8 tho. ",
"Where do you want us to move you to?",
"The same place you think all the coal miners should move to.",
"OP doesn't have Photoshop, so he used an Etch-a-Sketch. ",
"I love Arnold Palmers",
"1894?",
"Prefer a John Daly.",
"You mean the lowercase cursive letter \"g\" in 201g?",
"It’s looks like they used paint, but instead of just adding text they made it with a shit ton of individual lines",
"MS Paint much?",
"Stop karmawhoring",
"can you say strawman? ive seriously never read or heard of anyone claiming this position. yet here you are trying to burn it down.",
"That’s how you know it’s true. **There’s literally no such thing as liquid in Flint, MI anymore. Thanks for fracking, Monsanto.**",
"Because \"MotherJones\"",
"That safe water still has to pass through corroded lead or galvanized pipes, caused by the previously unsafe water, which can turn that safe water, unsafe. So now they just need their pipes replaced, no big deal...\n\nhttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/03/flint-water-crisis-michigan-residents-still-unable-to-drink-tap-water-three-years-later.html",
"That’s actually a half empty coors original original with a cigarette butt inside, and fried chicken grease smeared on the can. ",
"This picture is the \"Steve Buscemi was a firefighter on 9/11\" of r/pics",
"I don’t understand why all u jackasses have a problem with this post. There are children that have to drink shit water. Grow up u ass monkeys. ",
"Great for long distance driving ;)",
"Except this is an old picture and the \"8\" never existed in the first place. Sry OP",
"You think you've got it bad? DC is fucked if Project Purity doesn't come through. ",
"Lots of places are like that. I had Brown water for 4 years in college. Try washing white clothing with Brown water.",
"Lol",
"Do you have the original image?",
"TRUMP, is that you?",
"I’m not Trying to be a dick or anything, but I’m from Michigan and a lot more cities have worse water than flint. \n\nhttp://wsbt.com/news/local/michigan-water-has-higher-lead-levels-than-flint\n\n\nThey just brought more Awareness to flint.",
"%CURRENTYEAR%",
"Lol flint",
"It's 2018 and OP is still a karmawhoring bundle of sticks",
"“It’s 2018 and I still can’t care for myself”",
"you redrew some handwriting because it didn't look handwritten enough? that's the weirdest bullshit I've ever heard",
"Edgy",
"It's been getting fixed, and Flint has had potable water for over a year now. You act like replacing an entire infrastructure of pipe lines is doable in a day. ",
"ISIS is sneaky",
"https://i.imgur.com/s4DNalV.png\n\nwhat in the actual fuck\n\nEdit: [Here you go, OP](https://i.imgur.com/TQqdJAU.png)",
"I guess 2018 isn’t for self respect either ",
"He redrew it to say 2018.",
"You just used the wrong tool. Should have used a brush and not the pencil.",
"Do you mean 8 year old but you're horrible at typing 8's?",
"You can't force people to replace the pipes in their own homes. ",
"New account already photoshopping and shitposting like a veteran!",
"Also Venezuela.",
"LOL zoom in on the ‘8’",
"Go to infowars and get a water filter",
"Detroit... there's that as well",
"[Clean Drinking water is the most important thing, Your welcome.](https://www.amazon.com/Alexapure-Stainless-Steel-Filtration-System/dp/B01G0Q61YQ)",
"America",
"\"America's a developed nation\" my ass",
"That's awful. I didn't realise America had such a problem supplying clean water to everyone. ",
"According to Popular Science magazine the town's water supply is almost entirely dealt in... water bottles. Showers, dishwashing, drinking, etc, you have to use water bottles. ",
"Genuine curiosity, do you have the same situation where water supply is dealt in water bottles?",
"Turns out awareness works on disease the same way it works on water, doesn't actually help. I prefer cures and clean water. Michigan needs to elect someone that can fix this.",
"Why don't you GTFO ? LOL 4 years is more than enough to pack and leave. I guess it depends how much you value your health.",
"You deleted the post I was replying to, but:\n\nIs your pointer speed set to the middle marker in your windows mouse settings (with Enhance pointer precision off)? If not I would recommend it, with changing the DPI elsewhere to alter sensitivity (or in-game sensitivity settings)\n\nYour jagged lines look like the rounding errors caused by those settings.",
"It's because of Nestle (a subsidiary of Koch Industries / Comcast)",
"Is this true still?",
"Yeah because posting a picture will make everything better. \nBut it's not like OP is gonna do anything about it. ",
"It’s 2018 and OP is still really bad at photoshop",
"gtfo flint already damn\n",
"TIL I have awful hand writing, since that is how i write 8s.",
"It’s been four years. Fucking move. ",
"I work with a guy that has the worst 8’s I’ve ever seen. Crooked oval bottom, all angled up to the right with the top always left open so you have no idea if it’s even a number.. and this 8 is somehow worse.",
"Vote for Gretchen Whitmore ",
"The pipes in people’s homes were perfectly fine until the Republicans decided to corrode them by sending through water that dissolved the lead. The people of Flint are not AT ALL RESPONSIBLE for what happened to the pipes in their homes, the Republicans in state government are responsible.",
"No. They've spent millions replacing water lines, there are still some left but the water is safe, and has been for a while. It's just a meme at this point. ",
"Then move.",
"idc tho",
"Liam neeson is on it!",
"He seems to be alive.",
"Fuck James harden",
"It's actually \"declared\" safe a while ago, but several videos have been posted that its actually not clean with visual proof of the water.",
"MSPaint",
"Twas a joke.",
"Not only that, they *are* replacing pipes in Flint. The problem is that replacing an entire city's water infrastructure is a *bit* time consuming.",
"Cool! I can't do anything so... move along!",
"I think it being so awful you noticed it was the point.",
"Also, we shouldn’t be pouring money into dying areas. It would be cheaper and probably better in the long run to move the entire city and just bulldoze it.",
"No, my City isn’t affected to the scale of some of the cities on the list, but we are adjacent to one with double flints level.",
"Relax. Brown water is just extra iron deposits in the local sediment. My university has cloudy white water because of calcium in the riverbed.\n\nPerfectly clear water is actually quite rare, and water doesn’t have to be clear to be safe. Most of the coloration comes from harmless elements in the local environment.\n\nYou have a serious problem when natural gas starts coming up through your water lines, though.",
"Fuck Flint. Those morons did it to themselves. A predominantly black city council constantly made poor decisions. They were re-elected again and again. This is not a state or federal issue. The city of Flint should take out bonds and just get it done. They will then need to cut expenses or raise property taxes to cover the updates. This is exactly what all other cities need to do. Piss on those idiotic beggars.",
"This content is actually trash. Why is this in the front page? ",
"Well GTFO of Flint then. ",
"How many shitposting accounts do you need?",
"Water is called the “Universal Solvent.” Pure water will dissolve pretty much anything, albeit quite slowly.\n\nTechnically speaking, any administration that sent water through those pipes has been sending fluid that will corrode the pipes and absorb dissolved lead.\n\nOr, we could just sink to wild conspiracy. That’s much more fun, isn’t it?",
"[Stop](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/banned). ",
"Comments have all to do with an 8 and nothing to do with MI lol ",
"Hijacking your comment to say that a town in Louisiana has gone 25 years with worse water then flint and gets 0 coverage because the town is 95% white.",
"Very true. https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-lead-testing/",
"Yet it's still here... ",
"Why? Mods must be trumpys",
"Nah, it's gone. ",
"Eating a crayon is also perfectly safe.\n\nBut something being safe, doesn't mean it's my first choice of what to consume. ",
"I feel sorry for you, why can’t we bring awareness to your city as well? Like in all honesty we need to collect a database of worst to least in water pollution and try to solve the problem as a whole. ",
"Because its been posted dozens of times already. Most of our mods aren't even from the states. ",
"That was a Democrat decision. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayne_Walling was the mayor at the time.",
"They’re magically delicious!\n\nJokes aside, paraffin wax (the primary component of a crayon) is actually a common ingredient in confections and baking. It’s clear and flavorless, so it’s used to provide structural support to more intricate shapes. Beeswax is another common material, although it’s less favorable because it is yellowish and slightly sweet.",
"Probably because the media and people who post things like these images don't actually give two fucks about anyones water supply. ",
"My bad. My mobile feed apparently hadn't updated. Happy New Year ",
"Sorry, it's gone now. ",
"Oh thanks for informing me that made my day.",
"I would move. ",
"Probably, the more coverage they get the more money they make.",
"If it filtered heavy metals, it'd mention that. ",
"You're right, I didn't even think of that. Thanks for the tip",
"95% white in Louisiana. \n\nNot buying it.",
"You too buddy! But yeah, my mod powers can't refresh your screen. ",
"Clear water definitely isn't rare - the only time I've ever seen discoloured water coming out of a tap was when my water company had to do some planned work, and they let us know this would happen beforehand. I find it strange that your water isn't filtered in some way, but I suppose if it's not dangerous then it doesn't really matter?...",
"Lol. It was actually a dem that started it. But continue the circlejerk.",
"This is not true. The mayor had no control in this decision as unelected emergency managers had been put into place and they overrode the local government. The emergency managers are the ones who made this decision, not the mayor. [https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/20/506314203/2-former-flint-emergency-managers-face-felony-charges-over-water-crisis](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/20/506314203/2-former-flint-emergency-managers-face-felony-charges-over-water-crisis)",
"[Here you go, RaVNzCRoFT](https://i.imgur.com/hSOkHn1.png)",
"and the town name?\n",
"You are likely in a high salt or calcium area, then. Those will color your water pale white, so you won’t really see it.\n\nWhen I say “clear,” I mean “perfectly colorless.” Most water has a slight tint that you won’t see unless you really look for it.\n\nEdit: I should also clarify that it doesn’t appear to have a color so much as it seems to act like a filter. Transmitted color intensity changes, mostly.",
"It costs money to leave and you can’t sell a house that has tainted water. Most residents of Flint live below the poverty line, so moving is not an immediate option for them. ",
"Guess what Puerto Rico has to look forward to. We need to get these Republicans out of office and in jail where they belong pronto. \n\nPS: Don't blame Flint, Michigan on Obama or the Democrats. This is due to them having an asshole governor and a Republican controlled Congress. ",
"But the decision was made by emergency managers, aka people who were not elected but put in place by Michigan’s state government. The citizens and local government of Flint had nothing to do with this decision. The blame is not theirs. [https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/20/506314203/2-former-flint-emergency-managers-face-felony-charges-over-water-crisis](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/20/506314203/2-former-flint-emergency-managers-face-felony-charges-over-water-crisis)",
"What if I told you that the things that give water color aren't generally the same things that make water unsafe. There are plenty of rural Americans who live with safe, mineral rich water. If they don't like the taste or the color, the minerals are easily filtered.",
"It does. You could read the description. ",
"This is true.\n\nSource: am Marine.",
"it's not a position, it's whats happening irl. no one gives a shit about municipal water supplies or the president and the Congress and the government would be talking about it more, you know, like they spent months on with stupid nfl shit",
"Hammer time!",
"TBH we're talking about Flint not having tap water but La Paz, Bolivia is running out of water altogether. Even if Flint only has water bottles, at least they have a water supply, contaminated or not.",
"Dude, i'm not a fucking idiot I know minerals may change water color. \n\nBut have you have you ever gone to a tap and turned it on, and then it pours our brownish or yellow water and go \"Haaahaa this is perfectly fine just filled the nutrients i need to be healthy (then just drink it).\" \n\nNo, you have never done that. Because if you live in the US you expect your water to be pretty much clear for the most part. AND you especially wont have that reaction when the people around you have been getting sick because of that same water. \n\nCut the bullshit. We aren't talking about rural america. We are talking about Flint, Michigan. ",
"ive heard about this issue a ton and heard it run into the ground. it was even on my local news. dont give me this \"no one cares\" bs. ",
"He said safe not tastey",
"Because the situation has more or less resolved excepting small pockets of houses.",
"idk can we drink the milk?",
"it's a simple problem to solve, why haven't we solved it yet? because there isn't sufficient political will to make it happen, I don't know how you can possibly even argue this point. if people cared enough, it'd be fixed by now. congress just spent 1.5 trillion over 10 years on a tax cut, we can fix a god damn municipal WATER SUPPLY if anyone gave a large enough of a shit",
"No, the Dem mayor had no say in it, the republican appointed emergency managers made that decision. ",
"[What do you mean?](https://imgur.com/gallery/vqZ4k)",
"because it's not true",
"I've lived in ~20 places across the US and have never seen consistently colored tap water. Like you, I've only seen it for a few minutes after work on a water line.\n\nThat said, it's usually harmless when it does happen. Water treatment facilities also test the turbidity (cloudiness) of tapwater, which is never *zero*, but usually low enough that it's invisible. Since towns get their water from multiple reservoirs, some with high mineral deposits, it's possible that part of a town will have consistently tinted water -- usually from iron IIRC. I'm not sure why it doesn't get filtered out, as there are ways to precipitate iron, but it's probably not worth trying (no health effect), or removal itself has byproducts (which *may* have health effects).\n\nFor fun, [this](https://www.townofguilderland.org/sites/guilderlandny/files/uploads/2016_annual_water_quality_report.pdf) is a typical example of a water report in [*arbitrary US township*]",
"> Dude, i'm not a fucking idiot I know minerals may change water color.\n\nThen why are you conflating water color with water safety? Either you don't understand the subject or you do understand it and are intentionally conflating issues? Your claim points to the latter, which is worse than the former. Better to claim ignorance over dishonesty. \n\n> But have you have you ever gone to a tap and turned it on, and then it pours our brownish or yellow water and (assume it was safe)?\n\nRemoving the hyperbole, yes. Because I was raised in a rural area with colored water. It stained the toilets and shower, tasted horrible, and was perfectly safe to drink.\n\n> We aren't talking about rural america. We are talking about Flint, Michigan.\n\nShould we have federal guidelines that involve color and taste? If so, should those standards be more strict in urban America than in rural America? That's what you seem to suggest. \n\nThe federal government should ensure the water is safe. The state, county, city, and water district can determine the amount of money to spend making it look and taste good. ",
"Trying to turn this into a partisan issue is sad. When there is a problem, some people work to fix the problem while other focus on fixing the blame. It's clear the type of person you are.",
"*MS Paint",
"They chose for years to not improve correctly. This created problem 1. Then the state said you guys need to get it together. They claimed they couldn’t and a state of emergency was issued. That makes two times the city council failed.\nThen the state appointed 2 crooked managers. When poor ideas were being implemented was there outrage? No. That makes 3 failures. Fuck them.",
"There was an still is outrage about emergency managers. Citizens of Michigan are pissed about EMs and have been for years. As soon as the law was passed Michiganders even petitioned to get it blocked but the state override it. Citizens did what they legally could to stop them. Please get the facts before saying “fuck them” to an entire population. ",
"It's a fake account trying to farm karma, I'd bet.\n\nEdit: nah, just a new person, I'd guess. 75% of the posts and comments are shitty Reddit memez.",
">Most of our mods aren't even from the states.\n\nIs this why you didn't do a best-of this year?",
"I didn't know there were so many counties there worse off than Flint. Surprised at Oakland. Just left Michigan after a long trip today, love the state and knowing it's in that dire straits all over is especially tragic.",
"What. We've never done a best of because we understand that pics doesn't actually have a community. You seem upset. ",
">We've never done a best of because we understand that pics doesn't actually have a community.\n\n[You did last year. Guess you just forgot.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5kllxf/best_of_2016_nomination_thread/). \n"
] | 155 | pics | Don't forget about this (2018 edition). |
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"Hard to *pond*er",
"Well, let's wait and sea. ",
"Until Paved Paradise puts up a parking lot ",
"Maybe someone put it there and they just might rivers it. ",
"A sign.",
"Water you on about?",
"A photo of a sign with \"closed\" edited out ",
"nope, sorry to bum you out. this is what it looked like.",
"I hope there is a sign on the other side that says land until further notice. ",
"red vanishes first when exposed to sunlight\n\nthat sign used to say lake closed until further notice with closed written in red letters which got bleached by the sun "
] | 10 | pics | ...what else could it be? |
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/r/pics/comments/7ngd4b/happy_new_year_to_everyone_working_stay_safe_and/ | [
"If you're the cops in the picture, thanks for braving a night full of tools and I hope you had a nice night! Happy New Year!",
"Toronto police?",
"Thank you for your service in keeping others safe!💙"
] | 3 | pics | Happy new year! To everyone working, stay safe and warm! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ngdx4/meme_me_my_gf_is_starting_2018_with_focus_and/ | [
"You misspelled \"a hangover\" ",
"I walked into the bedroom after the NYE party and this is how I found her.\n\nHere are my initial efforts:\nhttps://i.imgur.com/ptn0sB0.jpg\nhttps://i.imgur.com/gm8B7uA.jpg",
"Lol. This is how i found her last night after the NYE party.",
"https://i.imgur.com/ab5eyrs.jpg",
"The Jimi Hendrix estate would beg to differ. ",
"Pretty much any of the 27 y/o death club. ",
"she's got the irish yoga down at least.",
"ahhh yes the ole bed on the floor days. i member",
"lol. we're crashing with a buddy in Austin...feels like we're camping.",
"Irish Yoga...love it."
] | 10 | pics | Meme Me. My GF is starting 2018 with FOCUS and INTENTION. |
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"Love this photo! I’m sure r/earthporn will too. \n",
"Thank you! ",
"I would but I’m very new at this and can’t find my resolution ://"
] | 3 | pics | Derwent Valley, England. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nggwh/got_this_oddly_demonic_receipt/ | [
" One burrito. One drink. Happens to me almost daily.",
"This means you're being contacted with an offer from a demon. Probably Laplace, that guy knows everything.",
"And how did that burrito affect you later? Grew wings, spit fire, sudden bloodlust?",
"Actually it's quite even, my good sir. ",
"My coworker was waiting on a very religious regular of ours and the total came to $13.34. The woman payed in a $20 bill and upon receiving her change stormed out of the store muttering under her breath and has yet to return."
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/r/pics/comments/7ngi92/new_playground_in_my_mums_school_for/ | [
"Are the window in the background broken or just really dirty? Also which of the developing nations is this?",
"1) That used to be a class before! Then due to lack of resources for repairments, they had to abandon it. \n2) It's in a village in India.",
"I hope it is a back pack.",
"Are there drain holes drilled in the bottom of the tires? If they don’t drain, they will form standing rainwater pools for mosquitoes to grow and spread malaria.",
"Thanks man! \nI'll make sure something is done about this before the mosquitoes' reign begins. \nEDIT: I asked my mum and she told me that tiny holes have been drilled throughout the tires to prevent this.",
"It's only for kids in nursery who don't care if there belts are fastened or suspenders have loosened and are falling down!"
] | 6 | pics | New playground in my mum's school for underprivileged kids ;) |
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/r/pics/comments/7ngje8/henry_ruining_a_perfectly_decent_photograph/ | [
"What Henry? :)\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/vHzwhXE.jpg",
"This looks lovely. Where is this?",
"The photographer should have removed Henry from the scene. Or gave him a starring role. Not this injustice for the long nosed-orange suck-suck. Tragic...",
"[Oh Henry!](https://imgur.com/a/CTa7e)",
"Henry's got a secret...",
"Looks familiar, is this in Norwich?",
"I love this building. A shame they kind of spoil it with shit furniture.",
"What a smug little bastard ",
"It's the imperial, now a wetherspoons in Exeter "
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/r/pics/comments/7ngkeb/survived_another_year/ | [
"She’s the best.\n\nHere’s to 20 more years of health and happiness, Betty.",
"Nobody gives a shit",
"We did it. We kept her safe.",
"[Here is our guide on how to deal with shitposts](http://gfycat.com/LiquidComfortableHorsemouse)\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"You acting like there's a chance that she could have died. \n\nBetty White is eternal. "
] | 6 | pics | Survived another year!! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ngnjo/pic_i_took_a_while_back_over_at_my_buddys/ | [
"I say it looks like a fox ",
"Pet the little fox",
"Jeeze this looks so much like my old apartment complex in lake county, IL. "
] | 3 | pics | Pic I took a while back over at my buddy's apartment. |
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http://i.imgur.com/pPFgD50.jpg | /r/pics/comments/7ngpuf/not_fogclouds/ | [
"What is a fog-cloud?\n\nEdit: OP has 2 millon karma, so at this point he’s probably spitting whatever goes through his head.",
"Eagerly awaiting OP's response",
"More importantly, what is supposed to not be a fog-cloud?",
"Is English your second language?\n\nHyphen is used for emphasis\n\nEdit: dash",
"Cannabis Cup?",
"What? That's not what hyphens are for. Is English *your* second language?",
"It is my second language; and I hope it isn’t your first, as hyphens are used to form adjectives if they have no space surrounding them.\n\n*Not fog - clouds.* (by the way, fog is a type of cloud)",
"Wrong\n\n[Compound expressions use hyphens is formed with an element that is itself an open compound or hyphenated compound, some writers replace the customary hyphen with an en dash. This is an aesthetic choice more than anything. ](http://www.thepunctuationguide.com/en-dash.html)\n\n",
"Where does it say hyphen (or en dash) is used for emphasis?",
"Dude. This is [english 101](https://www.google.com/search?q=dash+used+for+emphasis&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)\n\nQuit wasting my time",
"k",
"Damn that’s sad.",
"Dude, you’re stalking me now\n\n[Source another sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/trippinthroughtime/comments/7nf1ij/is_this_sub_still_active/ds1vcrm/)",
"you’re* \n\nIs English your second language?\n\nEdit: He originally had “your” and edited it and called me troll. This guy is pathetic.",
">you’re \n\nYeah, that’s good English, troll",
"[Total reddit loser](http://www.karmalb.com/user/Iam4real)\n\n/s\n\nWhy do hate on reddit contributors?\n\nThat’s bad reddiquette ",
"[I made the mistake of trying to reason.](https://www.reddit.com/r/trippinthroughtime/comments/7nf1ij/comment/ds1vcrm?st=JBWRVLE8&sh=25b20a03) ",
"Actually dashes can be used for emphasis, not hyphens.",
"...said the 21 post karma guy\n\nYou aren’t very good at this reddit thing are you?\n\nlol"
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/r/pics/comments/7ngqmt/someone_perched_like_a_gargoyle_on_the_toilet_is/ | [
"People that smoke weed in the stall.",
"Had this same thing happen but in my office. They emailed the whole building with this kind of a message. ",
"Signs been up for a week now. And even if weed is legal today it never smelled like it before :/ does anyone else do this? Lol",
"Asians do it. Squatting seems to be the new wave poop style. It’s catching on.",
"I am now just curious why someone would.",
"The squatty potty though fixes this by not having to step on the toilet seat like a gargoyle and leaves your pooper feeling divine afterwards",
"“Gargoyling” is a standard form of shitting in some places so may just be a form factor thing",
"Sounds like something a squatty potty salesperson would say.",
"Totally crappy job",
"I've seen similar signs in a number of camping grounds (New Zealand). \n\nBasically Asian tourists who think that sitting on the seat is unclean (due to all those other dirty bums on it previously), and don't want to sit on it, so they crouch above it and hope they aim OK.\n\nand sometimes their aim is bloody horrible....\n\nOn the other hand, it just reproduces an Asian squat toilet, which is a hole in the ground they squat over, so they are doing the same thing here."
] | 10 | pics | Someone perched like a gargoyle on the toilet is all I can picture from this. Who does this? |
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"Skullcap bruh.",
"That's like asking \"when did his hair turn orange?\"\n\nThe answer is stage makeup.",
"/u/deadgreg, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/deadgreg&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ngt70/when_did_will_ferrell_shave_his_head/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 | pics | When did Will Ferrell shave his head? |
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"That's from that commercial. ",
"I took this photo in Sept 2017, on Bell Island Newfoundland. ",
"Wanted to get the muppet “animal” one of these for a friend, but it turns out helmet covers (while riding) are illegal here in Oz. Pity. These things look awesome in motion. ",
"While six spinning wheels whirl\n\nMy mind shifts to thoughts of plural\n\nZooming in on bike helm I\n\nSpy not one but two Elmi",
"Oops sorry . "
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/r/pics/comments/7ngv0t/grandma_posted_this_pic_this_morning_and_i_cant/ | [
"stop",
"Thanks. ",
"I feel dumb as shit for asking....but, do you know if there’s a way for me to edit the post? I can’t seem to find an edit button.",
"/u/gretagogo, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/gretagogo&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ngv0t/grandma_posted_this_pic_this_morning_and_i_cant/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 | pics | Grandma posted this pic this morning and I can’t giggling about it. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ngvbd/men_at_work_take_note_of_the_ladder_placements/ | [
"As a roofer I can tell you this is extremely common when you don’t have a 2-story ladder. It’s dangerous, but nonetheless the job must get done ",
"Looks like something out of Donkey-Kong.",
"This view is from the window next to where my desktop computer sits. I had a hard time concentrating on what I was doing on the computer because I was watching the guys negotiate the ladders to get up and down from the roof. lol",
"A company that can afford 5 employees should be able to afford a 2 story ladder. This is mostly just being a cheapskate ",
"They did have a couple 2 story ladders. You can see one of them on the left edge of the roof behind the lift truck. There were more than 5 guys on the roof of the church that morning. You're only seeing the ones on THIS side. There were another bunch working on the other side. They were finished with the job before noon, from tear off to finished roof."
] | 5 | pics | Men at work. Take note of the ladder placements. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ngxbq/it_was_really_cold_last_night_at_my_cousins_farm/ | [
"That’s one fat cock.",
"That's what she said\n\n(•_•) \n\n( •_•)>⌐■-■ \n\n(⌐■_■)",
"Where Don's hair sleeps",
"What you see here is the inflation of the internal organs of the chicken due to regulatory temperature dropping below normal. These organs will continue to expand as the chicken gets colder, a blanket or indoor chicken coop will help out a bit.",
"Do they pop after a while? Tell me they pop. ",
"Birds cannot burp or fart, so yes, they eventually pop.",
"Air pressure looks way too high...whats the psi on that clucker?",
"Not necessarily pop but their internal organs burst so really they deflate in that sense.",
"They cannot fart because they have no sphincter, so no they wont pop because there is not muscle keeping the pressure in.",
"So if there's nothing to keep the pressure in, then the pressure comes out? Um gee, I think that's called A FART. It seems you have contradicted yourself, and so I say to you, sir, GOOD DAY.",
"I'VE BAMBOOZLED MYSELF, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO^OOOOOO^OOOOO^OOOO^OOO^OO^O",
"Why does this chicken not have any friends to help keep it warm?",
"Pretty sure it's just fluffing its feathers to keep warm.",
"Get some foil blankets aligned where they sleep.",
"that is exactly whats happening",
"Chicken bol",
" It's friends are inside it now."
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"The car next to you as well by the looks of it.\n\nThat's some impressive projectile vomiting right there.",
"How are you going to clean that up?",
"Lick it",
"How’d it taste?",
"At least frozen smells less than extra hot",
"Just think of it as the last purge of a very toxic 2017. ",
"He's stuck in a loop now; licking vomit and creating more frozen vomit.\n\nWe should check in next year to see how it's going.",
"The acids in that can damage the clear coat and possibly paint. I would get that washed off asap. My buddy hawked a loogie out the window of my car on the freeway and it hit the rear quarter panel and wrecked the clear coat and paint because I waited 2 days to wash the car. And if snot/ lung butter can do that I would imagine stomach acid would be way way worse. ",
"Very carefully.",
"Goodness me. This made me think of recently, when my boyfriend found sh** filled boxers on his balcony. They were also from a balcony above.. after what can only be assumed to be an interesting weekend night. You could just say he wasn't impressed either. \n\nWhat a great way to start the new year! ",
"Oh, that is fucking gnarly.",
"This is how you get free food for life. ",
"Welp, paint is probably a write off ",
"That is massively unfortunate. As someone who went a little too hard last night myself, I puked in the toilet like an upstanding degenerate. The pack of drunks who did this are giving us a bad name! ",
"Lmao. You guys. \nMy friend brought some hot soapy water down from his place and we threw it over the windshield a few times. Pretty much got rid of it all. Would like to take it through the car wash but this flat tire is a little bit of a problem. \n",
"I'd remove my personal belongings then fucking burn the building down. Assholes. ",
"I gave you an upvote just cause I thought you needed the support. ",
"that sucks dude just remember to take it down to the car wash cause the paint could get fucked up",
"Human pigeon droppings",
"Look at the bright side. There could be a dead body soaked in vomit denting your hood instead of just vomit. ",
"Your tongue would get stuck. It's frozen. ",
"High five for \"upstanding degenerate\"",
"You are one lucky man. Many homeless people would kill to have that.",
"I don't believe that you would. ",
"Women. Very funny ",
"So kind of you. *virtual hugs*",
"> I would imagine stomach acid would be way way worse.\n\nI'll say, it gave him a flat tire.",
"Now here's a piece of sensible advice that I never knew would be needed.",
"The remnants of 2017 still clinging on for dear life, soon to be washed away.",
"You are one lucky women. Many homeless people would kill to have that.",
"You don't have a spare tire mate?",
"Upvote for lung butter",
"I think it’s deflated in my trunk",
"Where do you live? I’ve never seen such carnage. ",
"Hot water on a frozen windscreen is not usually a good idea. You are lucky you didn't crack it.",
"This is downtown Toronto.",
"Poetic.",
"*Woman. Also, sorry this happened to you.",
"Awe thanks for your sympathy. \n<3",
"I'll second that, many moons ago my mate got absolutely hammered on a night out.\n\nHe was violently sick in my bathroom, and it literally damaged the enamel on the bog!",
"I triple dog dare you to.",
"Someone eaten KFC.........\n",
"How many licks would it take to get to the core of a frozen ball of vomit?",
"Either way, somebody's on a list now /s ",
"That’s no bueno. Went to a college party in the dead of winter when I was in high school to see our friend who was a year older. Parked my vehicle under the balcony there and ended up falling asleep early. They went through 2-3 thirty packs and at some point decided it would be funny to take every piss they had to on my car.\n\nWake up in the morning to a car that is literally an ice cube of frozen piss and can’t even get the doors open. Possibly one of the gnarliest things I’ve had to deal with. \n\nThat being said, in my group of friends things like this were not an uncommon occurrence and I made two of the assholes who were riding with me (who also participated) clean it up or be left stranded 1 1/2 hours away from home.",
"Use it as motivation to get a proper wash - inside and out - and enter the new year in a fresh ride. ",
"Ugh. My front porch was egged. But their aim was bad, so they missed all the glass. Thank god the cheap bastard only had three eggs. Looking at ur mess made me realize how thankful I will be this year for such small blessings. ",
"Then it's not a spare.",
"\"Spare (also flat) tire.\" You gotta read between the lines",
"You should also have a 12 volt inflator handy, I prefer the kind with a digital display and auto shut-off at the specified pressure on your driver's side door.\n\nThis also keeps your fuel mileage high, and improves steering when the pressure is balanced.",
"I'll give you some Reddit karma. Maybe that helps. ",
"I too am from Torono! Etobicokian!",
"I’m filing a formal complaint with your union!",
"Well..should be a good day. ",
"Lol lung butter. ",
"Starting off 2018 the right way!",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SKdN1xQBjk",
"About ten years ago I awoke on New Years Day to find that someone had walked down the street stabbing car tires while we were all celebrating the night before. You have my sympathies.",
"I prefer to be a downsitting degenerate myself. ",
"Like tears in the rain.",
"That’s terrible. People are strange. Thank you kind stranger.",
"Awe glad I could help in some small way. Lol",
"That’s what I’m thinking ",
"Space saver spares are low or flat 95% of the time. I always assume every spare is flat",
"Press F to pay respects.",
"F",
"Where do you live? So i know not to move there",
"Omg that is so disgusting. I don’t know what’s worse puke or piss.\nGood for you for making them clean up after themselves lol ",
"I drank like 12 beers and a 5th of vodka and did not even feel wasted. I was up till like 4am.",
"Yup, I would never use hot water on a cold windshield.... again. ",
"Gross you guys should get a room",
"I've stuck scorching hot martini glasses into fridges straight outta dish washers without incident. I could imagine a windshield being more resistant to the elements.",
" I would driven those \"friends\" straight back to the Friend Store and exchanged them.",
"When life hands you lemons!",
"Suddenly I'm not surprised. ",
"Lol ya right?!",
"Good to know! Thanks ",
"I'd be knocking on doors and demanding money for detailing the car. ",
"Lmao",
"Puke is infinitely more disgusting. ",
"Uuugh can you imagine baked on vomit? ",
"That's a good team puke!",
"windshields cost a lot more than martini glasses though...",
"Flat tires and it being frozen does make it a bit hard to fix. But I don't imagine they're going to be driving around with it like this somehow.\n",
"Do you not have a spare tyre...?",
"I do. Apparently CAA couldn’t remove the tire to put it on. 🤔",
"Haha, I believe I ended up exchanging all my friends from that time in my life.",
"Puke for sure. If there is any silver lining to the story, it’s that piss from people getting drunk on domestic beer is about as close to water as you can hope for.",
"Welp.... Time to dump a bag of quarters into a car wash.\n\nIf the flat tire looks like someone did it on purpose, I wish you good luck in getting reimpressed.\n\n(I know it's a stretch, but no sarcasm is implied.)",
"Completely different kinds of glass. You know how when you break a drinking glass it it shatters into giant sharp shards? Glass inside cars is tempered, which is intended to make it break into little tiny square edged pieces that won't cut you. Car windshields are definitely not designed to take large amounts of thermal shock.",
"CAA?\n\n",
"Can confirm, it's absolutely disgusting. I have had to deal with way too drunk friends in Las Vegas on a hot summer night, that's a smell that I will never get out of my memory.",
"Fridge air is not nearly as conductive as water. Water is an immediate transfer of heat due to full surface contact and heat conduction. The hot glass enters the fridge after the door has been opened, and the air is generally close to room temperature. After the door closes, the air has time to slowly return to its just-above-freezing temperatures.\n\nAssuming youre talking about a Hobart machine, and a fridge, thats a +60C to +2C temperature change, over the course of removing it from the machine, and placing it in the fridge.\n\nAssuming OP used +60C tap water, and it only lost 5 degrees in the travel time, and if it is -10C out, theres already a decent difference of temperature. The time that the temperature has to drop is immediate, though. Theres no adjustment period like for the air in the fridge.",
"Aw sorry dude, that sucks! 2018 can only get better....chin up.",
"What? A car?",
"Canadian automobile association",
"I see it as 2017 foreshadowing 2018 because let's be honest.",
"Canadian Alcoholics Anonymous ",
"Canadian Auto Association, like the American Auto Association, but in Canada. ",
"Crappy Automobile Association. It’s the poor man’s triple A. ",
"With a balcony ",
"Hmm, I left for Germany for two weeks and when I got home, someone had puked in my toilet, probably multiple times, then left it there ",
"At some point you just stand in front of the insurance guy and shrug in the direction of the car. I think OP was already close enough.",
"And a bottle of whiskey!",
"Moms Spaghetti ",
"That’s gross man and I feel bad for you but Happy New Year",
"i see a shrimp cocktail and a ritz cracker. somebody needs to chew their food better.",
"Just be happy the vomit wasn't warm enough to crack your window",
"Looks more like chips and dip",
"He just means he was still on his feet. Most are kneeling or prone degenerates. ",
"so sorry,",
"Holy crap, take my upvote of sympathy.",
"But you know not to fill those scorching hot glasses with ice-water, right?",
"Bloody bush oysters, the bane of all cars ",
"Is this a car thing? We wash out trucks with a steam pressure washer at work and do it in super cold weather, I have never seen one crack from this.",
"Consider “upstanding degenerate” stolen.",
"Difficult to puke into the toilet while sitting on it.",
"That’s fucking disgusting ",
"I'm often a squatting degenerate ",
"I woke up at hospital. We give you guys a bad name too.",
"One time in my youth, we threw a party in our third floor apartment. I was completely drunk, and had to piss. Sadly, someone else was in the bathroom. I went out out, and pissed off our balcony. From down below, I heard someone say \"Aww that\"s not cool, man.\"\n\nI finished as quick as I could and ran back inside.",
"I just degenerated again, in the kitchen sink. ",
"But not impossible ",
"Upvote for \"rear quarter panel\" lol.",
"Lol",
"Ya I currently can't start my car. Dead battery. I guess that's what 0 degree weather gets you.",
"You could scrape a little off and make a decent sandwich.",
"Sounds like a challenge. Hold my beer.",
"Might as well just get a new car lol..",
"Pune, for sure",
"It truly is amature night",
"It’s a chemical reaction thing. If you have a completely frozen windshield and you throw boiling hot water on it, it can crack the windshield.\n\nEdit: Water is a chemical. A chemical reaction is a process that involves rearrangement of the molecular or ionic structure of a substance, as opposed to a change in physical form or a nuclear reaction.\n\nDownvote me all you want. I’m right. ",
"Please tell me you know which asshats did this and you went up and wished them a happy new years in person.",
"Ok this comment thread is an LPT for NYE: wrap up car in 10 tarps and armor the bitch up likes Zombie Apocalypse and Purge night. Then leave the car at home and take a cab or bus out.",
"Happy new year! ",
"Haha. This is Reddit man. If you didn't immediately get your car valeted by a Peruvian monk, who washed it in luke warm single source Andean spring water there will always be someone who claims you are an idiot who has fucked up your car, engine, life prospects and sense of self worth.\n\nPersonally, I would have climbed in through the boot and driven it through an auto car wash. ",
"Sounds like you got the bad stuff out of the way early! Have a great new year!",
"Man, I did this back in 2008. I still feel bad about it. Only instead of a car it was a rack of bikes.",
"It's not really a chemical reaction. More like thermal expansion.",
"Enough to make a good man bad. ",
"It's called thermal shock, it has nothing to do with chemicals lol. Try putting a regular old cereal bowl in the freezer for an hour. Then pop it in the oven at 500° and see what happens.",
"I have always been told to put the hot water onto the roof, letting it run down onto the window. Giving it time too cool, I would also image the fact it then runs down onto the window instead of making straight contact makes a big difference too.",
"No doubt it is, I have seen it with window glass, cups, and even marbles, but in my 5 years of working with vehicles in northern Canada I have never seen a windscreen crack.",
"I had a coworker many years ago who decided to remove the ice from her rear window... with a hammer.",
"looks like you have a case to bill the cleanup to the owner of that condo/apartment. ",
"Someone look for a post about throwing up over the balcony in r/TIFU",
"Poor car",
"Windshields are laminated glass. Plain safety glass is generally reserved for the side and back windows. If they used safety glass for windshields, every little pebble or piece of debris that got kicked up on the highway would stand a good chance of shattering your windshield and getting to you.",
"Reminds me of a funny story-We were out at a bar that had a balcony with parking below/under. We watched someone puke into the bed of a pickup truck and a friend of mine yelled out 'dude, that's my truck'. The pukers friends bought us several rounds of drinks and I think they paid for a car wash. It was not our truck.",
"Hint of vodka",
"Luckily there's usually a bathtub right there, which end points at which is a good debate",
"Amazing. Tell me more about yourself, you sound so manly",
"I puked on my girlfriend :(",
"Tempered glass handles thermal shock better than garden-variety glass. IIRC windshields are also normally laminated glass, which handles thermal stress rather well as compared to \"regular\" glass.",
"My friend is going to write up a little note thanking the individuals responsible and post it in the lobby lol",
"I cried a bit after midnight.",
"I am super sorry but this just made my day. I can’t stop laughing ",
"I didn’t drink but stayed up till like 4 am 👍",
"Nothing some gasoline and a match won’t fix",
"I'd throw up if I walked out to my car like that. Upvotes for you.",
"It's still -2F here that would destroy the windshield then freeze over it.",
"Are you saying it didn’t work?\n",
"Ok, that's fucking disgusting.",
"That’s a great way to look at it!",
"lmao ",
"Degenerate confession here. Woke up after drinking hard. Ran to bathroom to hurl cheap liquor, beer, and nachos. Almost made it but the stream hit the sink counter like a holy flood, a tidal wave carrying everything off the side. I cleaned most of it up but my roommates toothbrush got hit too. I’m like “geez, welp I’ll get him a new one tomorrow”... and went to bed. Dude was using it when I got up. I didn’t say shiiiiiiit. Poor guy",
"Oh god. It's not even a solid article. It's everywhere.",
"The windshield should only crack if it is already weakened somehow or has an existing crack. Laminated glass shouldn't shatter from that moderate of a thermal shock.",
"Thank you!",
"Except that shit will fuck up his paint.",
"Fuck... That entirely blows ",
"I thought all the firework debris in my yard was bad... This is way worse. Sorry bro, happy new year.",
"Holy shit that is a lot of vomit",
"It would be near impossible for me to drive this to the car wash. I can’t see throw up without throwing up. ",
"My brother threw water on his over heated engine and it cracked poor bastard",
"Ass on the toilet, puke in the sink/bath.",
"Did the puke eat through the paint?",
"Were her parents siblings? ",
"do you think the stomach acid ruined the paint job?",
"Lol... I was asleep at 11pm. ",
"That sonofabitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!",
"...and then puke",
"Left my car at a bar on Saturday night and took an Uber home after we hit several other bars. Came back the next day and there was frozen vomit in several places throughout the parking lot as I walked back to my car.\n\nThe unplanned additional advantage of taking an Uber home is avoiding someone puking in your car.",
"I’ve had the flu for 3 days and no water at my house all day because the pipes are frozen.",
"The other car too?! Jesus!",
"It's likely to happen if there's a small stone chip in it. If no chip, not likely to happen.",
"/r/bandnames",
"I think you have a few hours to address that. Damage already done.",
"That’s pretty high up there on the unfortunate list. ",
"I mentally gagged.",
"Do you live under a rugby team? ",
"Wow! I'm so sorry! Hope the rest of your New Year is much better!\n",
"Hmmmmmm I guess they could..",
"Unedumacated American here... ‘bog’? I assume that’s the fancy UK way of saying ‘shitter-hole’.\n",
"Do it with a glass that has a chip in it and it will probably crack. Glass is strong, until you chip/crack it.",
"They're gonna send everyone on a witch... pursuit thingy!",
"That's fucking hilarious. Have an upvote.",
"Lmao",
"Etobicoke is part of Toronto only as a technicality",
"Wow glad I don’t have neighbors. Sorry for your trouble.",
"Naw mate, that’s what the tub is for. You can hold my other beer though ",
"Lol",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"Also poetic lol ",
"I Used to be able to degenerate into a 20oz bottle without spilling. Chunks and all. ",
"Same with bird shit. It is acidic and ate though the paint of my car because I didn’t get a car wash after it was sprayed. ",
"“Let it goooo, let it goooo” throw it up all on the ground!",
"My sink is right in front of the toilet. ",
"I got a flat while driving home at 1:30, and my brother came and helped but couldn't get there until 3:30. It was -11 so I hung out inside a grocery store playing solitaire on my phone. The spare was low, so I went and filled it, and I got frostbite oh my hand while doing that. I have some blisters. Then it took me 6 hours today to get a new tire cause do many people were in getting new batteries in the cold. \n\nSo no vomit, but I totally feel you on the flat tire thing. Happy New year!",
"It was inferred.",
"Tom Brady!!! *shakes fist*",
"Guess you have an excuse to finally wash your car",
"That's awful. I hope you make it up to them :)",
"Last year my work ordered a keg for us, about 100 people at the time to celebrate the purchase of a company. Long story short, I left work around 345 and went down to the parking garage. There was a red Solo cup and a bunch of puke next to a car and an employee passed out in the passenger side of his car.\n\nNeedless to say, we have not been given beer again. It was Ballast Point Sculpin (7%)",
"Lolol",
"I didn’t know the Ford family used reddit",
"A big hint. Kind of like titles that give away the whole plot. \"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, huh, I wonder what this book is about? Will Harry venture to the Chamber? Probably. The title is a big hint.\" \n\n\nOr Titanic... Any guess what that movie is about?",
"It's the best way to clean a windshield, you'll get a whole new one!",
"And just like that: Anyone reading this, who has a roommate that puked last night, is questioning their toothbrush.",
"Why did I actually smell vomit when I looked at that? Weird.",
"I was woken by the Porcelain Throne's call at 5am and puked my guts up. There is honor in drinking too much, I'm sure. Just haven't found it yet!",
"\"upstanding\" or 'Kneeling degenerate\"? ",
" Time for a Purge!!!",
"I mean me too thanks\n\n\nFtfy",
"So what was your new year's resolution?",
"Florida girl bartended many spring breaks, baked vomit it the worst",
"CARnage nyuk nyuk",
"Bring on 2018!",
"Invest in alcohol related stocks? ",
"I would recognize that puke anywhere. That is pizza puke. ",
">hawked a loogie\n\nSorry, what",
"This is how zombie movies start, right?",
"Do tell...",
"You’re a bad person. ",
"Dude that sucks. Hope you had a Happy New Year Day anyway!",
"\"I'm not mad at you, just very disappointed.\"",
"Starting the new year off right.",
"What, did you park in the same spot last new years eve too?",
"I woke up with broken glasses and a swastika drawn on my forehead. God I love New Year celebrations.",
"http://i.imgur.com/EFGnF.png",
"No it's a glass thing going from one temperature extreme to another instantly can cause glass to shatter ",
"Wash it off asap.before the vomit acid ruins your paint ",
"I just shat out the delicious food I ate last night. I felt *nothing*.",
"Yeah I think I see tomatoes from the salsa ",
"I'm sorry",
"in the toilet.",
"Haha, you use Peruvian monks? What an idiot! Everyone knows you use Bolivian monks to clean vomit off your car, you moron. Congrats on ruining your car, as well as the pavement around it and your relationship with your father. Peruvian monks...",
"Wut",
"Band name?",
"Reddit, crowdfund this man an amazonprime 1 hr delivery tire.",
"Is the stomach acid from the vomit going to damage the car's paint? ",
"Want to swap places with my neighbours? Heard them two or three times leaning out of their bedroom window in early hours to throw up outside... Dread to think what state of windows of flat below looked like.",
"Spend the night unplugging the sink drain with a toothbrush",
"do you work for the bbc? \ndid the coworker resemble an ape?",
"I'm trying to think of frozen vomit is preferable to liquid. An experiment I'm not willing to take on. ",
"Thermal shock is the name. And modern windshields would be fine as long as it's not super cold outside, and the water isn't super hot. They're closer to Pyrex than glass now.\n\n**Edit:** I would like to see this Tested by /u/mistersavage. I think windshields could crack if it was super cold outside, or really hot water. Or if there was a pre-existing chip in the windshield. Older vehicles I would be more wary about because of different material compositions and/or degradation of the windshield over time (e.g. UV exposure, more thermal cycles).",
"I vote for puke. Sounds unanimous so far.",
"Picking different flowers while in the Serengeti?",
"He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready",
"Frozen on the window already. ",
"I came close to going to the hospital. Feel you man :/",
"I prefer \"functioning derelict\"",
"A few years ago our neighbor tried to be helpful and get the ice off the front of our car with a hammer.... Ended up shattering the front light before my mother could stop him. ",
"Well, where the heck else am I supposed to take a shit while I'm in the middle of making a risotto?",
"I can smell it. ",
"Burn it and start again.",
"Looks like three cheese dip ",
"The khazi, yeah ",
"Too much drinking or something else?\n\nAlso, you ok dude?",
"Someone spilled coffee on the door panel of my daughter's car. RIP clear coat.",
"Well.... The ice cracked and fell. So it technically worked. ",
"I also puked in a toilet. Then on the side of the highway. Lots of puking. ",
"The same thing happened to a car across the street from me a couple of months ago in Winnipeg. No flat tire though, so they were able to drive it to a car wash. Interestingly, there's a truck with a flat tire (sans vomit) parked on the street right now too. Barbarians! lol",
"There was no more ice obstructing the view from the back, so yeah, it worked.",
"Correct. ",
"well that car is totaled. time for an insurance claim",
"Scrape it up and make Thai ice cream",
"Read this in Werner Herzog's voice.",
"Thoughts and prayers are with you 😂",
"When I was really young, like 6 or 7, my mom told me to go wait out by the car while she got her purse and shoes. As I was waiting, I noticed there was a lot of ice on the windows, and being the good son I was, decides to clean them off for her...with a rock from the driveway. She still doesn't let me forget about it. ",
"They aren't the fastest, but they come in handy in a pinch.",
"I'd be ok with my car getting covered with puke a Jan 1st, but on Jan 2nd? oh come on, get the hell out of that room.",
"Why he was wearing flip-flops in the winter, we'll never know.",
"The Acid in vomit will cause etching in your clear coat and fuck your paint up. Congrats your paint might be completely fucked.",
"What kind of piece a shit pukes off a balcony? Happy New Year!",
"It's already rusting the car's soul.",
"well i just found a reason i would ever use https://www.mobilewash.com/... ",
"Same! It's the best and the worst!",
"Off a balcony.",
"People, in general, suck. ",
"I'm too lazy to go back up and upvote him, so I'll upvote you for lung butter.",
"Not even a comparison. Puke is poop in the making after all.",
"You, sir, are incorrect. A bog is not a fancy name for a \"shitter-hole\", as it is not fancy nor a \"shitter-hole\". A \"bog\" is a fancy \"shitter-hole\", as in a toilet, and not a hole in the floor where one positions oneself above to defecate into.",
"I don't think you need that big a temperature difference. I had a warm[*] glass shatter in my hand as I poured cold (refrigerated) orange juice into it.\n\n[*] from dishwasher, about 1/2 h after the end of the drying cycle",
"At least there was no sunroof left open. ",
"Just sell your car",
"This made me chuckle. Thanks!",
"It's a material science thing. Quick heat changes cause quick expansion or contraction. Not enough time to relax. Crack.",
"That explains all the salt.",
"I managed to puke in the sink. It didnt occur to me at the time it could have been clean dishes in it, but better than anywhere else ",
"I would ask if your coworker was my wife, but she used a hammer on the front windshield. She’s not normally that dumb, I promise.",
"Snot/lung butter. I have not heard that one before, but I will add it to my lexicon",
"This was in downtown Toronto so I imagine your efforts would be futile.",
"Don't be a pussy, just knock on the door with a bucket of your own liquids.",
"It can only get better\n",
"Maybe some guy was just coincidentally showing off his trimmed bush to his surprised friend while your tinkle harmlessly nurtured the grass nearby. ",
"Waiting for the /tifu \"puked on my junk\" post now.",
"Hey if we start our year puking our guts out we can only go up from there! Cheers ya upstanding degenerate ",
"*implied?",
"Dont you just hate people. Im glad ive never gotten so drunk i didnt think how my action affected people. ",
"I appreciate your message of understanding and empathy, but I find your tone to be off-putting and contrary to the compassion towards people making mistakes that you seem to value.\n\nEdit: the comment is deleted now, but it wasn’t as bad as all of the replies make it seem. It was essentially, “*Why are they a bad person? Weren’t you once a young kid who made mistakes? Etc.*” but it just sounded accusatory.",
"Good try",
"I remember back in high school a friend started hurling out of the back window while I was driving. Naturally it got onto the back quarter panel. I poured water on it from a gallon I had in the back seat as an attempt to clean it before going to bed.\n\nStill ruined the clear coat just like you said because I didn’t do enough to scrub/wash it off.",
"Best not to do it. It's the temperature difference across the sheet that builds stress until it breaks. ",
"lmao -- one time I flew from SoCal to a city that was heavily snowing for an interview. The company rented me a car and I tossed hot water on the windshield to \"defrost it\" a half hour before day long interview was to begin. It made a hilarious story on why I was late to the interview.\n\n(I got the job, by the way, although I no longer work there).",
"atleast you have that swweet sweet karma!",
"What if one day I grow wings?",
"Meh, the cold temperatures will severely slow the chemical reactions, it shouldn't be too too bad.",
"Bravo to you. The last time I had too much to drink, I ended up puking in the bath tub... that I was in. I also puked and clogged up the sink the time before that so you know, everywhere except the place you should be doing it. ",
"God was like \"someone already puked on his shit, i can't fuck him this hard this early\"",
"That’s fucking nasty. If your so drunk and stupid to throw up off a balcony maybe you should start smoking crack and sucking dicks for cheeseburgers. It’s in the same boat.",
"Yes",
"But a body could have a wallet with credit cards and money in it.",
"They say what you experience on new years eve. You experience all year long",
"One could sit reversed and use the tank. Careful with the lid, those are pretty heavy. ",
"Which makes you wonder why they don’t create a stronger clear coat. ",
"its gonna be a great year. Aye?",
"I just like into the bin at that point\nNothing quite like spewing uncontrollably from both ends at the same time",
"I would’ve made them clean it up then still left them stranded. ",
"The cumbox, of course...",
"Sounds like a keeper!",
"I imagine you either child this away our refresh the disgusting vomit smell with warm water. Either way I feel for you. ",
"Admit nothing, deny everything. ",
"I've done this :-/\n\n I was late for work at a new job at panicking a bit. Got out the cork mallet and started pounding away. Half the windshield turned out fine. Then I got impatient and sped up. The other half had about 20 spiderweb-style impact marks. I drove that thing for another year like a scarlet letter of my stupidity.",
"What I am saying is I doubt this happens to windscreens, I have never seen it happen, I work where it is cold and we use steam and hot water to wash our trucks, and never have we had a wind screen crack.",
"This. I find the human race in general to be a big disappointment. I particularly hold Americans in contempt. (I am one)",
"Nice",
"yeaaahhhh with some Bearnaise....fuck yeah.... creeeeaaammmm freeeesshh",
"This is in Toronto. 🇨🇦 ",
"Deep Fried",
"Unzips",
"Would of made them clean it then just leave them there. Why do people not respect other people's property? ",
"I read it in Frank Gallagher’s voice ",
"I once woke up in a hospital, still on mushrooms, talking to a social worker. No more mushrooms for me. ",
"As someone who parks far away from everybody and doesn't allow food or drinks in my vehicles this is pretty close to a nightmarish scenario. \n\nThat being said, much worse nightmares can happen so here's to 2018!",
"It's already been broughten",
"You pressure wash with \"room temperature\" water I assume. Hot water on cold window can crack it.",
"*suggested?",
"Do you have problem changing the tire yourself?",
"You are an elegant degenerate. ^^Invite ^^me ^^over ^^for ^^risotto.",
"There is probably a lot of good alcohol in that vomit. Silver linings.",
"Also saves your alignment, prevents uneven tire wear as well as improves ride comfort, traction, and road noise reduction. Cars have a door spec for tire psi for a good reason.",
"That's why you keep a trashcan near the loo.",
"... why were you asleep?",
"What does domestic beer and having sex in a kayak have in common? It's fucking close to water!",
"My brother removed his spare tire from his trunk because he thought he would get better gas mileage without the extra weight lol. It took some convincing from my dad to make him realize he hadn’t fully thought that out. ",
"There's no where to go but up from here!",
"This made me get pants. Thanks!",
"I would just buy a new car. \n\nI’m not generally a squeamish person but when it comes to vomit just a whiff or hearing someone about to hurl will start me to want to join right in. So my response is always to do a 180 and run.\n\nJust looking at that picture is starrting that sour taste in my mouth…BYE!",
"You don't know how to change a tire?",
"If you go to the car wash make sure you don’t get the hot wax. I made that mistake after a similar puke incident and some of it wasn’t washed off completely and the hot wax sealed it in forever. ",
"Time for a gallon of gasoline and a match.",
"Did your pants chuckle too? ",
"How’s it working out for you?",
"All depends on the integrity of the glass. It might have already been compromised.",
"I thought I was having a bad new years until you posted this.\n\nThank you.",
"That's... An almost comical amount of vomit. ",
"I hope so ",
"So like having sex in a kayak?",
"Vomit on his car already ",
"Come here, let me give you a psychological hug.",
"Take me oh lord, I'm gonna puke again.",
"Why were you egged and where do you live?",
"You HOCK a loogie, not hawk",
"Go to sleep for 365 days, wake up and see if 2019 is better. This is just a bad omen of things to come. ",
"Good Bot.",
"My idiot roommate asked me if I thought it was a good idea and I told him it wasn't (I do a lot of working on cars).\n\nHe did it anyway and acted surprised when his windshield cracked. He used boiling water too.",
"is risotto an euphemism for vomit?",
"I once went to a Halloween party at a gay couple's house. The rumors are true, the gays throw the _best_ Halloween parties. I got smashed, had to piss. I didn't even know where the bathroom was, and drunk me wasn't in the sort of problem solving mindset where you ask. Instead, I decided to use the front porch, where I happened to be. I couldn't quite operate my complicated belt, so I just pulled everything down around my ankles and let it loose. \n\nAnother drunk bastard saw me, and I started a hilarious and immediate trend: drunk gays pissing off the porch. \n\nAnyway, as I was finishing up, gave it a couple shakes, and went to pull my pants up, the urge to vomit immediately sprang up, and I just hurled right there. I managed to throw up not only in my own underwear, but the guy standing next to me pissing, too. \n\ntl;dr: I threw up another guy's underwear. ",
"I puked in a bin, also like an upstanding degenerate. I had the choice of urinal, or trash can and picked correctly.",
"Puked on the car. And you're to blame. You give drunks a bad name",
"It’s impressive that the other car has vomit on it too.",
"Twins. ",
"You must have done an amazing job cleaning up or he has no sense of smell.",
"Ohhh, *that's* what AAA stands for?",
"It’s so cold here I broke off the key to my front door trying to get inside my building. Then Proceeded to vomit all over myself while sitting outside my front door waiting for a locksmith. I feel your pain.",
"Puke on dick method. I see you drink fight milk as well.",
"Fratbois will defend this.",
"Did you just stumble upon this somewhere and decided it's the greatest thing ever?",
"Maybe it's me being from a different country (Turkey) but if this happened here there'd absolutely be blood. People are very defensive about their cars here. ",
"A thousand times yes ",
"*we see the squatting cholo in his natural environment of negative influence. Lets up the stakes in this venture of nature by setting him on fire.*",
"OP, are you going to post this picture, as well as a description of where your car is parked to shame your neighbours?\n\ndon't post a passive/aggressive note, but post an agressive/agressive note, like, \n\n\"my car was parked beneath the following units' balconies: 305, 405, 505, 605... who among you had a new year's eve party, and who had drunk friends puke over the balcony?\"\n\nalso, you should look into your lease, because most will have clauses saying it's explicitly prohibited from littering over the balcony. but that's if you want to play hardball and involve the landlord.",
"Well, 2018 can't be much worse than this.",
"need the photo of the flat tire, i dont see enough vomit to prove your post true. :P\n\nhappy new year!",
"Somebody once warned me that some folks in my high school (I really wish I knew who) were going to egg my house Halloween one year, but were really aiming for my car. I thought about waiting in the back yard with a BB gun (the airsoft kind) and scaring them off. \n\nI don't know if it was a combination of I didn't believe them and I just wanted to go to sleep, or I just wanted to go to sleep, but I went to sleep. As fate would have it they did stop by that night and I missed an opportunity either to make some enemies or show them what a hail of BB fire looked like.\n\n I put the car in the garage just in case. They must not have known my mom's car which was on the side of the house and brand new at the time because they left it alone. They threw some eggs, broke some pumpkins spilt some toiletpaper around the yard. Zero fucks given. My car stayed clean and the rest was a cinch to clean.",
"Yes, extremely fancy.",
"Everything alright?",
"Hey think of it this way... there's one dude last night who had so much fun he just couldn't handle it. Thank you for letting him have his fun\n\n\nor something",
"Yeah it's really getting me hungry for pizza.",
"I had a third story apartment in a college town for a bit. Once my lowest neighbors was giving me shit so i poured my drink on his head. He had enough time to react and drank most of it. ",
"Where was this?",
"I parked on the street last night by the restaurant I work at. Someone folded up an empty chip bag and tucked it under my windshield wipers blade. \n\nThere's a trash can literally 7 steps from where I parked. \n\nNot nearly as horrible as your experience but a wtf moment for sure when I got off shift last night. I hope my upvote has some uplifting effect! ",
"Would’ve been worse if you lived somewhere warm and it had been fermenting all night.",
"What did you do to deserve this? Karma is a bitch!!!",
"You’ve been christened by the new year elf! Enjoy great success in the time to come!!! Bless up!",
"*gags*",
"I think what happens is people have frozen-over windshields (like, with an actual layer of ice on top of them). Then they take a pot from the stove of near-boiling water and pour it on the windshield (in a misguided attempt to melt the ice off).\n\nIn scenarios like that, the windshield can crack.\n\nMy guess is that in your scenario, by the time the water actually hits the glass, it's cooled somewhat. Plus it's in a mist so it's not so bad.",
"Well that's bad",
"OMG, OP, I'm so sorry. That sucks.",
"/r/jadensmith",
"I'm sorry you had a shitty start to the year. Treat yourself to a takeaway.",
"roll tide!",
"that's gonna leave a mark, rip your paint",
"This made me laugh much more than I thought just imagining you hearing that out loud. I needed that, thanks. ",
"Im a pretty anal about my car, I detail it myself and spend a lot of time and money keeping it shining with my Andean spring water. \n\nIf I woke up to this Im taking straight to the autowash. That shit is nasty. ",
"I was out on Saturday and some asshole threw up in the urinal. ",
"Yeah, some things are more susceptible to failure from thermal shock than others. Manufacturing defects, thick vs thin glass, etc all come into play. The idea is that extreme stupidity gets treated with extreme logic. Chemical reaction, lol\n\nIt's best just not to put hot things anywhere near cold things if it can be avoided.",
"Fuck your silent 'k's",
"take a shit in the risotto, saving water is very important\n",
"ROLL TIDE",
"I risotto anytime someone kicks me in the Parmesan.",
"This was my first sober NYE in several years and it's shit like this that helps me feel better about it. Drinking made me do stupid shit",
"/r/WILDLYinfuriating",
"Nothing is worse than someone not being mad but extremely disappointed.",
"Just remember, your car sacrificed itself for some unfortunate passerby below.",
"On the bright side it's frozen, so it shouldn't smell as bad as normal thawed vomit. ",
"Sorry I can’t come into work today, my cars sick",
"A gentleman swallows his vomit",
"How do you not know how to change a tire yourself? ",
"Me too! ",
"What did this person eat? Tuna and an orange?",
"This is how you become president. ",
"That’s messed up. I’ll beat some ass for you buddy ",
"Actually...",
"!RedditSilver",
"Was a Xenomorph at this party or something?!",
"Fortunately the new year is a once a year event.",
"P.S. I woke up to frozen goose poop on my windshield. Obviously not the same thing, but still sucked",
"if puking on your dick sounds great, then go ahead",
"Queen and Berkeley? ",
"I also woke up to my SECOND flat in 4 days, no puke though. 2018: not my year.",
"So far so good. ",
"I can't remember the last time I laughed uncontrollably at something online. This is fantastic ",
"While I like to keep it in the toilet, puking off of a balcony is pretty fun.",
"Did you take ur upstairs neighbors outside and rub their face in it? Maybe swat them a couple times with a rolled up newspaper while saying \"whose a bad human? You are\"",
"Oh..Um... Ew \nI hope your year gets better \nAn entire year ahead..... So much promise ",
"> My buddy hawked a loogie out the window of my car on the freeway and it hit the rear quarter panel and wrecked the clear coat and paint because I waited 2 days to wash the car.\n\nGood god. Is your buddy a xenomorph?",
"It’s kinda chunky.",
"Hell yea fellow Torontonian",
"You got me beat, I woke up to a flat and a dead battery.",
"lol thank you.\n I have been treated to a bubble bath. That will suffice for the time being. ",
"“Forcey fun time” lmfao",
"Jesus frick ",
"This is much more of the pretend it didn't happen variety",
"....and then kiss",
"Nobody has puked on my car so I guess I can say it's good. How about you?",
"But the tires",
"As someone who bartends, I appreciate anyone who pukes into anything that can either be flushed or thrown away. No sinks or floors.",
"Hahaha! Just remember an arrow has to go backwards to go forwards! This was your backwards and you got it early! Lucky!!",
"Mark NSFW",
"My mum gave me one of those airhawks due to 2 for 1 offer. \n\nWorks a bloody treat! Takes my tyre from flat to 34psi in approx 5 mins.",
"Sometime silence is the best answer. ",
"Is your friend a xenomorph ?",
"Roll tide",
"Emetophobe's nightmare right there..\n\nHappy Spew Year.",
"My dog barfed all over my backseat of my car, my text books, my term paper, and my other dog the other day and I cleaned it up as best I could until I could get it professionally shampooed. It’s been -15 for over a week and my car still smells like rotting feet and compost regardless of the below freezing temperatures. Sometimes smell defies temperature. ",
"Looks like the car next to you got it too. I imagine that party was a lot like that one family guy episode ",
"I'll give you a virtual massage ",
"Depends on the glass....\n\nThis isn't a rule of thumb as different materials have different properties.",
"Good luck trying to find a car wash place with this cold weather. ",
"And that's how I threw up in my pants.",
"You sound really upbeat for someone whose car is covered in puke. Happy New Year, easygoing buddy.",
"Spit phlegm.",
"Where?",
"I really hope you made them clean it or pay for a car wash.",
"that's not vomit, its pterodactyl poop",
"*brushes teeth with it*",
"I need you to finish this story. Even if I know the ending, I still want to hear the end.",
"Appreciate your optimism thank you ",
"Be glad it was on the outside and not inside!",
"Any only in certain materials, this definitely does not apply to all glasses.",
"Well... She did marry you",
"Nasty.",
"And hey, you have a free body. You could use it for the car pool lane. ",
"You'd just get your blood boiling anymore and not actually get any money.",
"Is it off now? I’d be so irritated. ",
"I like the sound of an auto shut off air pump with a digital display. My shitty little AAA model has an inaccurate dial so I constantly have to switch over to my digital tire gauge to get the 32psi that my tires need. Any recommended air pump?",
"New year new me",
"Lmao! Thanks for this pic, will treasure forever. ",
"I really hope you had housemates at the time, otherwise that just raises more questions...",
"AAA offers a monthly package now, FYI",
"this made me laugh a lot, thank you for letting me start my year on this you poor bastard",
"Did it smell good?",
"Just curious, Brighton, MA right? ",
"I'm assuming you're ok since you're posting, right? Hope you feel better.",
"Should post on r/mildlydisgusting lol \n\nGlad to see you got it off. Now to just fix the tire! \n\nHappy New Year! ",
"Inferred. I am using this word right aren't I? As in deduced (from the balcony and then furthermore the whisky, in this instance).",
"Puke is more gross, but at least it's something that might've been an accident. The peeing thing we're infuriate me.",
"Agree. Puke is chunky. Piss is actually surprisingly sanitary.",
"Why did I read this in Cyril's voice from Archer lol",
"Why do people get wasted on New Years? Seems like a miserable way to reign in the start of a new year being hungover, to me it just seems like people will take any opportunity to get absolutely trashed.",
"Much appreciated ",
"Dirt bags. If you're going to drink, learn how to drink and don't puke all over... Fuckin pussies",
"That's actually heaving!",
"Unlucky, bro. My car got fucked yesterday too. I went out to drive it and all 4 wheels are mysteriously missing...",
"Well, you know R Kelley wasn’t living downstairs.",
"how dare they stain the good name of black out drunks like us?",
"It was gross. She was angry. All in all, I give it a solid 1/10. ",
"Good luck pinning down the culprits...",
"You’re a bad person. ",
"I’m almost positive it’s pasta salad ",
"Time to crack some skulls boy",
"Hell, I would have just pm’d you a groupon for a touch less car wash.",
"Had a pizza oven but no pants? This man/woman has his/her priorities in order. ",
"I’ve heard that and heard about it happen to people but in 13 years of driving I’ve always used hot water and have never had my windshield crack. Am I just lucky?",
"Who the fuck just pukes off a balcony like that.... animals. ",
"one time i had had too much to drink at a friend of a friend's house. we were getting ready to leave and I stood up near the front door and then puked in my mouth, but it was contained. I just needed to get to a toilet. My buddy who noticed helped me out his front door and led me to his bushes. I tried to think at him as loud as I could \"TOILET\", but alas, he could not hear me so I puked on this guys bushes right outside his front door. I felt pretty bad about that, but I was kinda helpless =\\",
"Roll Tide.",
"that's.... so vile.\n\nhappy new year?",
"You really gave a cleansing vibe to an otherwise really shitty event. OP will literally have to wash 2017 away. Then your new year begins, OP.",
"those aren't eggs",
"That’s nasty.",
"Stares",
"Pretty sure that's good luck for the coming year.",
"Live outside Atlanta. It’s cold, so the yolk froze. A couple of years ago, neighbors (now moved) set off industrialized fireworks (illegal in GA). Had ceramic cores. Landed in our pool, through 8 feet of freezing water and burned holes and left flame marks on bottom of pool. Thank god my house didn’t burn down. Insurance company and police. Nasty business. ",
"Oh jesus that is my worst nightmare as I'm emetophobic. I'm so sorry mate! I'd have to just set the car on fire and move cities or something. ",
"Roll tide!",
" That’s some pretty impressive puking, what is this, a party for bulimics? ",
"I remember on my 21st birthday, my boyfriend and a friend started puking over the balcony simultaneously. I remember drunk crying about it and yelling \"Don't puke on the neighbors! It's mean!\" At least drunk me is still considerate. ",
"You probably washed their warmed up vomit right into your air vents.",
"How awful! Maybe check the cameras and give the neighbors the cleaning bill\n",
"Ah, I should have known.",
"/r/VEDC ",
"True, but at least she hasn’t hit me with a hammer yet.",
"And i thought I had a shitty new years. You win, unfortunately for you ",
"But just think of all that sweet sweet karma 😏",
"Thatsthejoke.png",
"OP is a woman. ",
"I was questioning that myself ",
"This is what peak human performance looks like",
"My bad man, I'm sorry won't happen again. Edit: * didnt mean I'm sorry that it won't happen again, but yeah.",
"OP is a woman. ",
"LPT: sinks have drains, piss in them.",
"something similar happened to me last year, except it was drainage/sewage from my apartment building because a frozen pipe burst. I was the unlucky sap who had unknowingly parked in front of the pressure valve.\nTook 4 weeks and several car details to get the smell out. Best of luck friend.",
"Oh that's unfortunate man, you should've at least rinsed off the toothbrush with mouth wash :( ",
"I feel your pain. Woke up to a loud bang this morning, went to investigate and found someone had peed against my front door and then potentially fallen down the stairs next to it (I live in a flat). The piss had all soaked under the door and into the white carpet. Happy new year, number 19. ",
"This made me want to invest in a pizza oven. Thanks?",
"My friend and I happily tapsed out of our downtown LA Air BnB to nearly step in what was most definitely human fecal matter....a lot of it...like enough of it where i was concerned for the human's well being. ",
"That's the purpose of the trash can beside it.",
"I’m sorry people are such douchebags. That’s a shitty thing to start the new year with. ",
"Some people...",
"I'm on my only day off of work this week and I'm zooming in on a picture of vomit. *Sigh*",
"Thanks u too",
"I woke up to a champagne bottle through my windshield one year. Great fun. ",
"It smells like a combination of an unemptied diaper genie, periodontitis, and a raw chicken breast left out in the sun too long",
"Happens all the time man",
"I'm gonna run out of puke at this rate. ",
"and hair",
"Whatever you do, don't use fix a flat. ",
"You're a good dude",
"I degenerated on my mom last night : (",
"Well least the acid didn’t have time to eat your paint",
"I'm still looking for mine",
"Don't do this op, nooo! ",
"Been there twice. Drinking excessively whilst on strong antidepressants isn’t a good idea. \n\nI went back the day after (both times) with chocolates and a card to apologise. :( ",
"I didn't need another reason to add to my list of why I absolutely refuse to live in apartments or shared buildings like that, but I'm gonna go ahead and add this to the list from the comfort of my home living room. ",
"hey, the folks at r/pukeporn dont care what day it happens\n\nedit* WARNING, i was joking but just discovered its an actual sub, NSFL",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"You cracked it once and then hit it 19 more times? 😂😂😂",
"Worth the risk in this situation. ",
"Time to get a new car lol",
"And their true friendship",
"Where the hell do you even start man",
"Hollllyyy argghh",
"Yeah I mean I've drank plenty of piss in my time, vomit is just unsanitary.",
"That is not bueno/Eso no es bueno*\n\nAt least try.",
"I woke up to a broken quarter window so I definitely feel your pain. Didn’t even celebrate last night, some asshole just decided to go ape with a bebe gun break the most annoying window to replace. Happy new year!",
"Well...the year can only get better from here on out. ",
"Makes me feel a bit better about the frozen vomit I have to clean up on my door panel from giving this girl a ride home. Cheers to you sir/ma'am! Misery certainly loves company.",
"A family friend did this and it worked fine. She drove around and got home. A few minutes later her husband got in the vehicle, slammed the car door and the windshield fell into his lap.",
"Instant karma ftw ",
"A good detailing is worth the few hundred dollars. I like to do it every year or so. With kids, especially when they were very young and very terrible at life and holding things in cups and inside their soft shitty bodies, the cars needed it. They are at an age now where they kind of appreciate how clean it is immediately after the detailer is done with it...for about 5 minutes. ",
"Lung butter is such a good term for the fluids/mucous in our lungs/throat. ",
"The truly upstanding and civilized will degenerate into the kitchen sink disposal not requiring them to kneel or be prone. The classiest will set their drink down, vomit inconspicuously and then continue drinking. This is entirely healthy behavior. ",
"I'm just wondering how you happened to have hot water with you...",
"One time, I was walking down the street of a bar area, and someone threw up off the balcony about 20 feet in front of me. No where near getting on me, even with the splash, but it made me wonder.\n\nWhat would I have done if that nailed me? I came to the conclusion that I would shit in my own hand and throw it back up. Desperate times call for desperate measures.",
"Unnecessary and unfortunate. Karma will get them ",
"I have wondered how many Uber drivers have had passengers throw up in their cars",
"So hard that you pop a tire",
"At least it’s sterile!",
"It coulda been worse...I think?",
"I'm sorry I puked on your car - Guy that puked on your car \n\n\n(I hope he's sorry)",
"This guy deserves a gofundme way more than most gofundme efforts I have seen. ",
"I've done it.\n\nBut I also puked on my dick in the process. ",
"You’re taking it like a champ",
"Noooooo!",
"Thanks dude. Karma will be on your side too this new year. Chin up!",
"Ah we must live in the same apartment complex",
"Lung butter. Are you a respiratory therapist? ",
"And, hopefully, also the motivation to finally learn how to change out a flat tire. ",
"Happy new year Ralph",
"Is your coworker, despite being female, actually Jeremy Clarkson?",
"My car died on new years. I know your pain",
"I've been dumping hot water on my frozen windshield in below zero weather for years and literally nothing has ever happened. ",
"Can someone explain to me the fascination on a 10-degree night in NYC, the purpose of drinking till you vomit, falling to the street, totally unconscious until an ambulance comes and picks you up? Or a good Samaritan saves you.\n\nIs this considered something \"cool\" among those under 20? Just curious. Saved one life, she was a goner, hypothermia for sure. Down a side alley in Manhattan, no one there, no way should have made the night. We thought it was a pile of trash until we came upon her. \n\nI'm here to learn. :-)",
"Did you try pouring the soapy water into the flat tire hole? You never know",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"And a cup",
"All drunks have a bad name. You thinking that you are in a special category of drunk gives all drunks, LIKE YOU, a bad name. ",
"It's just too test your character; that no matter what, you have a good attitude and overcome obstacles with a smile. ",
"2019 is your year ",
"Ididhwjektifkm",
"The problem with her gene pool is that there wasn't a lifeguard.",
"The fee charged is between $40 and $150 depending on how bad. Apparently Uber even has their own cleaning crews that'll come out and clean up bodily fluids in a car but owners get more if they clean it themselves.\n\nSo some might be cool with it, who knows. I know some people would be down for cleaning up some puke for $150.",
"1 upvote = 1 prayer",
"I've been doing it for years in below zero weather and it's never happened. It's something redditors say to feel smart about something. I'm not talking a little glass of water to clear the driver's side, I'm talking pitchers and gallon jugs being dumped on my windshield. Not once has my windshield as much as cracked. \n\nThis is not the first topic reddit scare mongers about. There are many people on this website who think that eating fruit will make you fat. ",
"My go-to in that situation is to sit on the tub and lean over as necessary. Vertical isn't always a good idea and the height adds splash. If I'm sitting on the floor when I'm not throwing up, my head is closer to the toilet than I'd prefer. ",
"He could have been selling it. ",
"Neighbors are weak\n\n2018 coming in heavy ",
"Did you just assume her singularity? /s",
"lol ... You have to look at it on the bright side, at least you had all your windows closed :)",
"Humanity at its finest",
"I can not bitch about anything in my life that compares to that. My heart goes out to you. Jeez. ",
"#***hlorf***",
"Exactly. If you get water from your sink, it’s not going to be at such an extreme temperature that a pot of it thrown across a windshield will make it crack. ",
"Happy New.... *blerghhhhhhhhh*...",
"Hey, the new year can't get much worse now at least. ",
"really some people are such animals",
"Nah, you learn as you age. Now, my amount of drinking is inversely proportional to the fun I have.",
"Better than a supine degenerate ",
"How do you know it was a guy? You sexist pig!!!",
"Just curious as to how it's only 'technically' Toronto? Wards 1 through 6 are in Etobicoke. ",
"Noooooo",
"Ah thats awful! Regardless, happy new year! Have a great 2018!!",
"Time.... to die.",
"Guess my dad was just lucky I remember watching him pour full kettles on his windshield to get rid of ice. Although he did have a pick up where the windshield kept ungluing (is that the right word?) and when it would rain the car got wet inside too. ",
"One hug is enough you PERVERT!",
"AGATHAAAAAAAAAA",
"Hey man, we’ve all had to make that choice. Got noro virus last year in January, I walked into the bathroom at about 1:30 knowing I had a choice: it’s coming out both ends in the next few moments and there’s nothing I can do about it. Luckily there was a small trash can, so I put ass to porcelain and grabbed the trash can like it was a life preserver. Worked great till it was full. That was...that was an unpleasant two hours. Nothing like praying you can make the two steps from the door to your toilet/bucket combo before you soil/vomit your self. ",
"Tequila wins again...",
"I have a PhD in frozen vomit studies and I can attest that you are correct, it is indeed chips and dip",
"What was with people using air rifles on New year's. Some random dick across the street was shooting one in the air all night and yelling. ",
"They'll be presumably making and serving that rice dish in dishes that were washed in that sink...",
"or c-beams glittering in the dark",
"Thank you",
"I once awoke to frozen vomit on my car. So bad, it melted on the hood while driving and I could smell the sick. \nSend me your details I want to pay for the car wash",
"Heard some human music so its all good.",
"and I'd be answering those doors and telling you to fuck off.",
"Some teenagers barfed over my fence , threw empties and tossed cigarette butts etc while their parents were on a vacation. I called the fuzz and he told me that he cannot force them to clean it up. I said to him “but you don’t have to say that right ‘ . Anyway , it was pretty funny watching a few hungover teens answering the bell and the fuzz pointing at the mess made then seeing them pick it up begrudgingly.",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"Alternaively, someone blessed you with stomache confetti and the air in your tire was freed to roam the earth",
"Your buddy is a disgusting animal",
"One my friends refuses to ever flip people off when he’s driving, but if someone’s driving like a dick he’ll just give them a thumbs down for this very reason. Extremely effective. I’d be so upset if someone gave me a thumbs down :(",
"Probably the dealership I’d say",
"Man that really blows. Very sorry to hear that happened to you, if I could I would help. ",
"Safer than a real gun I suppose but still, what an asshole. Maybe we live on the same street ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ ",
"Yes. Definitely trying to.",
"You’re welcome",
"The story of how one frosty bitch managed to get even colder.",
"Could be worse. It could also be frozen",
"Username checks out.",
"tempered glass? I don't think so. ",
"This girl.\nHaha yes someone go fund me!! Neeewwww carrrr!",
"I thought I had it bad with a cracked windshield.",
"Tug it",
"A love story is the correct answer to both movies. ",
"Is Toronto known for things like this or something?",
"Looks like liberty village. ",
"could be worse, could’ve been poop",
"Glass half full: At least only birds shit on your car.",
"Don't let this ruin your year! It just means great things will come",
"Nah, he's dead. ",
"NO PLEASE STOP",
"Hands sweaty ",
"Upvoted for the scarlet letter reference.",
"I saw “balcony” and “puke” and immediately assumed it was New Orleans",
"Downtown Toronto!",
"But but they're Canadians...surely the American immigrant problem hasn't gotten this bad already. ",
"Where were you, Buffalo?",
"Those birds are getting big.",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/XpgOZHuDfIkoM/giphy.gif",
"I upvoted him for you.",
"/r/murderedbypoliteness",
"If you're a little smart you can know if you're too drunk and you know when to stop.",
"Sorry man that fuckin sucks",
"Oh lord, YUCK.. I’m so sorry ",
"I considered that. I just want risotto.",
"There’s some popcorn in there as well ",
"Found you, Ricky.....",
"Cheese Board?",
"I did it when I was a youngun too. In extreme cold conditions as well. Never cracked my windshield (never occurred to me then I might either). Obviously it can happen, doesn't mean it's a high percentage though.\n",
"A virtual room ",
"Use room temp water, pour with a spouted watering can from the top. Squeegee right away. This removes any water, otherwise it will freeze right back up.",
"Hammers wont break car windows, you need a more poointed object. The hammer will just bounce off the window.",
"Serious question, what would happen if it was a convertible? Does insurance cover stuff like that? Would you ever be able to clean that stuff off of it?",
"Ice can't stick to a windshield... if there's no windshield!\n\nCue meme guy pointing to temple...",
"Looks calm and ready to me. On the surface that is.",
"2018 can only improve from here",
"Here, have a fork for the big pieces.",
"It's like when I thought about how cool it would be to create a parody sub called interesting ASS fuck, and there you go.",
"Me and some friends egged our pe teachers car on the last day of high school and it baked the paint off, take that Mr Ruddock you sarcastic kid fiddling lanky arsshole cunt.",
"We love you dude",
"Your hopes are misplaced. Speaking from experience, there's nothing like that IV saline to bring you back to 100% nearly instantly.",
"OP I feel your pain. My car’s battery was flat so my BF’s sister’s boyfriend has to jump it, and then later his parents had to drive out to jump it. I think I may need a new one :( ",
"Underrated comment right here👍",
"Degenerate.",
"Duh, it's not broughten, it's \"broughted\". Fool!",
"If a bird pooping on you is considered good luck, 2018 is going to be an amazing year for you!",
"\"Your aim was off, my mouth was about 12 inches to the left.\"",
"Drove back from San Antonio today, got passed by a truck with dried vomit on the passenger door lol",
"Ditto. ",
"That would be a fun exercise in being told to fuck off haha",
"That’s soooo SUCKS!!!!!",
"No, that would be a standing up degenerate...",
"Let it be said no longer that likes and shares don't help or that I didn't actually save those African children",
"2019 is gonna be your year bruh",
"A silent moment for the paint job.",
"But...but at least it wasn't cold enough to freeze on its way down; that would have dented your car like the world's most repulsive hailstorm. ",
"Well it could been worse , at least no one fell off of the balconies above , landed on your car, died, then the bowels release, then all that freezes over. ",
"This made me get wet weaving lessons. Thanks!",
"Could be worse; during spring break in my senior year of college, this happened to some poor sap. Except it was in Florida, with a open-topped convertable. :/ ",
"Aye. But could still do something extra nice to make up for it without explaining why. Like replacing the toothbrush and burning the old one.",
"Or two ",
"I know it would be hard to prove who did it, but that should be considered vandalism. ",
"Not on the toilet he wasn't",
"Cant have an iced up windshield if you have no windshield.",
"/r/autodetailing would like to have a word with you",
"And some baby duck and dark beer.",
"Did you ask them before or after removing the vomit?",
"*broughtened",
"It shows that the giver of the punishment sees the potential for goodness inside the receiver. It stings that much more",
"No mention of Cambodian breast milk... FAIL!",
"I’m Ellen degeneres ",
"\"Carpooling with Bernie\" - coming soon to theatres near you.",
"Looks like he ate taco bell ",
"*broughtened\n\nPlease learn to spel",
"Lol",
"Wrong subreddit, but well done!",
"Look ma! I'm a national disgrace ",
"Did you manage to get it off? I would imagine the stomach acid could burn into your paint.\n\nAt least your year should only get better.",
"Let the past die, kill it if you have to",
"Rip your paint job ",
"lmfao too fucking true\n\nbut those auto car washes will seriously sandpaper your car into dust. true story i read it once online",
"Looks like someone had mom's spaghetti!",
"Ewwww",
"well your 2018 started rough so only one way to go now ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"That might be one of the dumbest things I’ve heard",
"I think I got your friends when I exchanged mine.",
"Yeah windshield wiper fluid or, ironically, vodka, would probably be the best in this case.",
"OP my comment will be buried - and I have told this story on reddit before - but I've actually done this; I was a college student in Jacksonville, FL for the Georgia-Florida game. I was really drunk and brought a girl back to my hotel room (she must've been *really* drunk), and we ordered a pizza. She passed out on the couch while we were waiting so I ate the entire thing by myself, and then puked off the balcony right into a topless Jeep. I stumbled down and stuck a $100 bill, literally all the money I had, under the wiper with a note with my room and phone number on it. It turned out to be a middle-aged guy who felt some sympathy for my poor decision making and gave me my money back. Later that day, when we were about to leave for the game, my friend punched me and nearly knocked me out because of what I had done the night before. Whatever it is that I did, I can't remember it, and I didn't ask. But it was widely agreed that I deserved it.",
"You went back to the hospital to give them chocolates and a card for doing their job? ",
"Auto glass tech here. Its not so much the straight temperature difference, its whether or not theres any preexisting chips or even large enough pits in the glass to cause a weak spot. Cracks in the glass form from the chips due to the glass expanding/contracting from the chip/pit. When its super cold out merely turning on the car heat suddenly is enough to make a chip spread.",
"This is why I quit drinking. It is a disgusting habit akin to smoking.",
"Someone should seriously start you a gofund me page. =/ sorry about this. ",
"Yeah you'd be left with a dirty car and a shanked liver",
"Proboscis monkeys do it for free, dumbass. What an idiot.",
"That'll teach you for having things near... people. ",
"He says it's a steam washer so it should be 100c plus. That said, steam cools really quickly and I'd guess their workshop is cold if the screens freeze over.",
"You just made me spit champagne out all over my monitor..\n\n\nWell done!",
"Bunch of savages in this town...",
"Did some drunk dick slash your tire?",
"A loogie ate the paint!? I think your friend might be like a dragon or something",
"I went to apologise. I wasn’t violent but I wasn’t very nice. And I was ashamed of myself. ",
"Domestic or import?\nMy $ on Dodge or Ford.",
"Thank you lady captain. Someone listen to this women!",
"People are assholes*",
"your 2018 started rough so it can only get better lmao ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"He's a dude, she's a dude, cause we're all dudes",
"Me too thanks. ",
"You should keep all record for your insurance company. That vomit will ruin the paint by summer because of the acids that ate away the top coat and your car will need a whole new paint job.",
"🤮 things will get better",
"The car rental businesses at our local airport require a mandatory ice scraper training for this exact purpose. Too many southerners thinking they can defrost windshields quickly and shattering them. Or, in a terrifying alternative, not scraping them at all and driving blind with totally frosted over windshields.",
"Oof ",
"Lmaooo loving the optimistic comments ",
"Ayyy cake day brethren",
"You can always play the game of \"Guess what they had for dinner\"!",
"If you get food poisoning, it'll make your attempt a lot easier! ",
"FML!",
"I’ve heard Natures Miracle stain and odour remover is amazing. Might be a suitable fix until you get the professionals in. \n\nOr unbrewed coffee grounds or baking soda- it’s meant to absorb odours- leave a bowl of it in the back overnight. ",
"Good guess!",
"It's a big city. There is bound to be a few assholes. ",
"Do you think that's multiple people's vomit or did one person find a good spot and stuck with it?",
"Ahahahahah",
"Fuuuuuuuu...I’d be pissed. I mean I’ve woken up to my car with vomit but that was either from my friends or myself. This is just worst. Maybe this is why they have car ports? lol I’m sorry this happened to you.",
"Probably way worse for the paint, too.",
"Would like to know how much vomit spread out in the world",
"And my axe!",
"Jokes on them!\nAtleast you got that sweet sweet karma.",
"It's not really a chemical thing, more of a mechanical effect of thermal expansion.",
"Uh, I would actually check it there cowboy",
"What is the year make and model of the car? I can check to see if you have roadside assistance through your manufacturer. US cars are typically 5 year or 100k I'm whereas the Japanese cars have 3/60 terms on their roadside packages.\n\nLots of people have roadside assistance and don't even know it.",
"Wow, that’s way worse in a sanitary aspect. ",
"How stella got her groove back?",
"Upvote for rooty tooty point and shooty",
"The vomit upperdecker",
"This is very Toronto",
"It sucks but look on the bright side.. it could be worse. Only one flat tire instead of car on fire right? I feel bad for you bud. ",
"Well if it’s if any reconciliation, looks like the person parked next to you also got hit. Granted yours is significantly worse. At least you’re not alone! ",
"And I would go right up to my neighbors....",
"Holy crap, I'm adopting this. Thanks! ",
"I think that's called a New Orleans Upper Decker",
"Luckily it wasn't as insanely cold this morning or attempts to wash it might have cracked the windshield",
"This is unfortunate, sorry buddy. It's almost as if the entire party had a designated area to puke and it was unfortunately your car. ",
"Cash me outside, howboudah?",
"If it's a macrobrew. America's microbrew game is one of the world's strongest. ",
"The worst",
"That’s what the garbage can is for.",
"No you wouldn't ",
"Bring the car wash to the car. Problem solved",
"Shit i thought it was just pigeon poop, i'm sorry man :/",
"Materials generally become more brittle when cold, and glass is already brittle. Even a small stress can cause fracture. To make matters worse, even a small differential in temperature can make a constrained material experience a large stress.",
"Never forgetti ",
"Happy cake day ",
"Delete your account",
"Pawned off a hocker.",
"Heated it in his hotel room?",
"I always wonder how people who do shit like this can live being so disgusting it's just like they think they own the world.",
"The Alamo. I'm so excited to find out how this ends!!!",
"Sorry. Well at least things can't get any worst.",
"Only when the glass is constrained. Strain without something to resist it causes no stress.",
"Probably should just burn the car",
" Yes. Toronto is full of douche bags. I don't even count it as Canada. ",
"And my bow!",
"Think of it this way. You're probably still having a better day than the guy who puked. He's probably waking up to a room full of vomit and if all the movies are true several dead hookers! Lol 😁 ",
"Ewww, what the hell is wrong with people? At least aim better ",
"I saw a movie called ass disaster part five. \n\nI don’t think a single donkey survived...",
"Um... you just oppressed a Suicidal American by assuming they didn't want to freeze to death. Maybe they identify as an icicle, you ever think of that, bigot?",
"Or maybe eat fewer next time. How much did you eat?",
"but Toronto ",
"Man.. some people just ain't shit!",
"It can only go up from here. Have a great 2018!",
"Why is that not safe for work?",
"Lmao it happens doesn't matter if you doubt it or not. Doesn't happen every time but def can happen. You can look it up if you still don't believe it. Probably just not that cold when you are washing them. Also you guys really need to start calling them windshields.",
"The Aristocrats!!",
"hahah fuck you dude! ",
"***WHO WANTS SCRAMBLED EGGS?***",
"\"Lung butter\"",
"Found the slav",
"Actually in some cultures this is a good sign for future good luck! If you win Lottery, please be sure to lend a brotha a hand.",
"Last year my wallet was picked from my pocket on New Years Day and I was watching Football. I just looked at as I was guaranteed to have 364 days ahead of me that could only get better.\n\nAnd get that stuff washed off ASAP. It will strip your flea coat",
"Freeze a poo on their car as payback",
"Pro tip: Next time just throw it in the garbage when it happens instead of leaving it there for him to use.",
"Is it about snakes on a plane?",
"Innuendo?",
"One of my roommates did this all the time. Except sometimes the window below would be open, and it just so happened their couch was next to it. If I heard someone yell \"piss somewhere else,\" I knew Kyle was standing out on the balcony trying to wash their window.",
"You slept while on shrooms? Sleeping would be the last thing I would be able to do on shrooms. ",
"Happy new year!",
"You will never know until you taste it",
"Oh yeah that too",
"O dam bro. Too close to home.",
"I bet it was just some really fucking angry birds",
"...Other times the thought they heard yacking,\nComing from the balconies above... 🎼",
"I’ve no what the appeal is, I learned how to quit drinking after a point years and years ago after puking & stuff... it’s not fun, and the hangover is murder.",
".. how do you even clean that 🤮🤢😷",
"You should head over to r/autodetailing and get their advice. Just a thought, using water and a straight razor blade to shave the windshield will help you clear up the nastiness. Then clean it with glass cleaner. \n\nMaybe you are getting rid of your bad luck for the year... 😔",
"Eminem!",
"Bow down before the throne and pay due reverence you degenerate ",
"Vandalism requires intent.",
"Urine is only sterile while it's still in the bladder as I understand it.",
"That's not the expectation for the average person. Most people enjoy nights out drinking with friends without something terrible happening. ",
"What about it?!?",
"Oh, you poor soul. Goddamn it. My old granny used to say what you do first on the first is what you'll be doing all year long.",
"I think the last time I degenerated was because of a little over a handle of gin.",
"Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this! ",
"2019 will be your year no worries",
"At least in the US, insurance is effectively required to cover cracked windshields ",
"*NSFW* I don’t know what I expected but I almost puked lol",
"Haha omg man, have a great 2018!",
"Poetic Justice: the puker died from alcohol poisoning in 2017.\n\nHappy New Year my beauties!",
"That is horrible. I hope you have a much better year than those idiots...",
"That's the worst New year's surprise ever!",
"Jesus man..that sucks. Is this NY? ",
"My neighbours decided it would be funny to throw at least a big carton of eggs on our cars parked in the backyard...",
"Well, at least you didn’t come out to find a body lodged in the hood.",
"I work at a tire retailer. Somebody once came in with 4 spares on. When we were like \"uh, sir. You know you got 4 spares on, right?\" He just goes \"yeah. I like the look\".\n\nSome people, man.",
"2018 wasn't ready",
"flick a match on it and walk away",
"Someone threw up so hard it flattened your tire? That’s... impressive",
"I don’t know whether to upvote or downvote this!! omg I would be so so angry. ",
"It’s strange that they’re assholes though.",
"That's hilarious. A few years back I was at a NYE party and a dude cracked his head open. Nobody seemed phase, it was weird. He was bleeding and puking. I saw on my Facebook \"memories\" thing this morning the picture I took the next day. It was my sweater vest I had worn, covered in frozen puke and blood.\n\nEdit: I should clarify, I took my sweater vest off and wrapped his head up to stop the bleeding. So he bled on it from the gash but was also puking from being so drunk.",
"I can't even fathom why somebody would do that. They aren't actually gaining anything from doing that.",
"Love?",
"Yo dawg what up! Nah this isn't Eminem, but hello anyway. Have a jolly good day. ",
"i would probably not hear that; they should just honk.",
"thanks ",
"That’s miserable. I would probably cry if I saw this first thing in the morning 😂",
"Northern Canada, goodn-30C for a few months.",
"Be the change you want to see in the world.\n\nhttps://www.cookforyourlife.org/recipes/basic-risotto/\n\n4 realsies. Takes not long at all. Put some music on. You can do it. I believe in you.",
"If it's left on, it will definitely fuck up the clear coat, yes.",
"I just finished reading High Rise... Cannot help but notice the similarity!",
"That is hilariously disgusting.",
"Might as well give Toronto to the US then. It just doesn't fit with Canada's image.",
"Couple of years ago we were worried about loose glass falling off buildings. At least projectile vomit won’t kill you from above ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)\\_/¯",
"No, actually it is a diesel fired hotsy, so it runs through a burner, we also have to steam generators, never seen a windscreen crack.",
"A few questions:\n\n1. What kind of pizza oven do you have? \n\n1. Do you recommend the one you have or another?\n\n1. What's your DREAM pizza oven?",
"This is how 1 person riots begin",
"aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA",
"However, lukewarm water will de-ice it in a jiffy",
"I would probably contact my building management and report this. Fucking gross. So sorry OP. Hope you were able to fix your tire and clean your car.",
"Yeah, waking up to find one or the other would make me pissed, a shitty start to the day. Having to deal with either one in the 4 degree weather would suck.\n\nBoth tho? Lol that's shitty enough to where it's funny. I would actually get a kick out of how shitty of a situation that is. Hopefully you went for the trifecta and were late to work as well.",
"It’s good luck for the new year ",
"You win. ",
"This is bullshit. You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything to the discussion.",
"Maybe if the car is like 40 years old. Auto glass can handle huge temperature changes now.",
"[Draw your own conclussions](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rftjod6XDoc)",
"City living isn't for everyone.\n\n",
"Twist it",
"Is there a particular one that you would recommend? I think I might want to get one of those myself.",
"She had a reputation for being a bit daft. Loud proclamations of non-facts, that sort of thing.\n\nShe was really late for work one day. A coworker finally told me what she'd done, ie, she used a hammer to chip the ice off her back window and unsurprisingly smashed it in. \n\nHer demeanor was considerably less corrosively annoying, at least for the remainder of the day. And yes, there was some widespread schadenfreude happening at the office, albeit not blatantly directed at her.",
"Someone needs to lay off the shrimp cocktails. ",
"~~Knock~~ pound on their door and demand they clean that shit. Have the cops out there with you because that’s vandalism son..",
"Ew..shit is nasty. \n\nI'd hate to clean that up. ",
"Needs more upvotes",
"Sucks, but I would take worse for 40k upvotes",
"Wait, a horse has a spare tire?",
"That is disgusting. Vomit fireworks?",
"sometimes it be like that",
"As a Ford Focus owner you deserve it. I had one in my early 20's. Man did it see a ton of vomit!",
"Did you get the job? A day long interview seems intense!",
"Just another reason why I've moved out of the immediate city..",
"Who the hell pukes over a balcony? You might as well start pissing out the window.",
"That’s a rough one ferda ",
"Same. ",
"i gotta back this dude up -- they are absurdly cheap for how useful they are in this situation. like to the point that if you know about how cheap they are you are crazy not to buy one to throw in your car.\n\nI had no idea, used gas station air and borrowed my neighbors about 4 or 5 times til a friend told me they were like 25 bucks.",
"that acid is gonna ruin your paint - just like bird droppings",
"At least you weren't in moonshine country.\n\nMy father-in-law has a story of himself puking up moonshine on his buddy's car one night...only to realize come morning that he *literally* stripped the paint right off the car.",
"Happy cake day!!",
"That’s what did in my best friend in college. Scary shit.",
"Is there a specific one you'd recommend? ",
"Username checks out",
"Nah, the car next to it looks to only have regular ol' Canadian winter dried up road slush on it.",
"So 2017 ",
"Happy New Year. ",
"Might have been at one point.",
"Oh interesting, that makes total sense. Still a completely different type of glass then what is molded for making drinking glasses.",
"Count your blessings it could have been feces.",
"Man, that is a lot of vom. Where even was this? Where the party at?!",
"I hope that gold you got pays for a car wash. ",
"Did you call insurance? ",
"In the U.K, and presumably some other countries, they are called windscreens even in the car industry. Is windshield an America thing?",
"Thanks",
"I’m sorry, do you mean your friend drank excessively whilst taking antidepressants and they died? ",
"toronto is the alberta of canada ",
"That shit will fuck up your paint.",
"Ya know they install that true coat at the factory?",
"That's a good emotional life lesson, too. ",
"It'd likely stay fresh all winter too!",
"Someone would be getting their ass kicked...",
"And they will happy to throw in a brand new higher insurance premium for free.",
"Haha omg. This made me chuckle. ",
"Pasta salad!",
"I hawked a loogie on the floor at some house party I was at unknowingly in front of one of the people who lived there. My drunk logic was that the floor was already covered in a thin layer of shoe dirt and road salt so what is one loogie on the floor. We all did dumb shit last night. ",
"Yo I had a flat tire on the way to work. Its no spatter job like that but still a buncha horsecocks that i dont want to deal with.\n\nI feel your pain brother",
"Someone vomited on the side of my car last winter. It permanently burned some of the paint on my driver side door. Older car so I didn't care too much. Hope you don't suffer massive paint damage from this. Really sucks!",
"Depends on how much ketamine you snort.",
"Almost this exact scenario happened to me once while living in Alaska. I feel your pain u/hmp20! A bunch of people in the apartment above me threw up all over my balcony and they also smashed the back window of my car :'(\n\nWell there's nowhere to go but up from here in 2018! Cheers!",
"Ford Focus ",
"Someone had to take the bullet. You were elected and undecidedly decided upon.",
"So sorry. Big hug! ",
"Someone had ~~too much~~ fruitcake.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Vometic",
"Happy birthday!",
"Here’s your chance to start 2018 clean and fresh, with new ideas and plans. At least you’ll have a clean car.",
"I wonder if the chance of this happening is country dependent based on the standards for windscreen glass. While I know glass can crack if it’s around freezing and suddenly heated, I’m never heard if it happening in the U.K. either, only stories from America. Of course it doesn’t get as cold here but if you’re saying it doesn’t happen to you in -30C then the only other factor would be the windscreen material. ",
"But if he were standing while vomiting wouldn't he have made a mess all over the toilet and bathroom floor?",
"Oh Geezus... you poor bastard.",
"reading the replies you've gotten -- holy shit is Toronto really that bad? sounds like a warzone lol",
"Probably more than a hint",
"Look at Einstein over here",
"Happy cake day",
"Tomorrow will be better my friend.",
"I gave you a pity upvote, sorry bro.\n",
"We call it throat milk!",
"L",
"Ooh another non-amalgamation fan, eh?",
"you're enjoying this aren't you?\n\nInternet gender is like Universal Greeting Time, everyone is a dude. no matter what.",
"Ffs ",
"Happy cake day!",
"Pretty sure stomach acid isn’t that good for your paint. I’d get that cleaned ASAP. ",
"Me too. I now spend holidays with Mary Jane instead.",
"I got a Styrofoam cup of hot water from my hotel room. I flew in the previous day and I was staying at a hotel for a few days.",
"imagine if it was John Wick’s car",
"Chaotic evil alignment.",
"Much worse!",
" Vomit on his car mixed with New Years confetti ",
"And about a quart of baby batter",
"Fromit ",
"I was at a roof top party once where you had to climb out this window onto a fire escape to get there. Obviously there were no bathrooms on the roof but there was a DJ and a full bar. And also a BMW parked against the building with their sunroof open. Turned out the people hosting the party owned the BMW and they opened it up the next morning to a pool full of urine in it. Not sure they had that party again. ",
"Well. There's a link that's staying blue. Forever.",
"What time did you call in the noise complaint?",
"Buffalo?",
"Man. So grosss..\n",
"When I was a degenerate in college I used to excuse myself to the shower and lay down as the water hit my tummy and wait for all the violence to be expelled out of me. After a week or two of drinking I found out showers get clogged pretty easily and cost like $100 for a maintenance order to fix lol",
"I say he ded",
"He's a poet and he didn't even realize",
"At 00:31, I saw an unleadhed chihuahua got hit by a car in the middle of the road. Haft of her body was torn apart. She was trying to drag her body out off the street. I stopped my car and took her to the side walk. Cover her body with a shirt. I spent a hour watching the poor soul losing her life. I did not know what to do, what number to call. Called 911, they said someone will come pick up her soon. Noone came. I still feel guilty for leaving her deadbody covered with my t-shirt. I left after she stop breathing, all i did was petting her head. Not a happy new year for me at all.\n\nP/s sorry for my bad english.",
"Moms spaghetti ",
"/r/Wellthatsucks",
"Gavin?",
"Um. I'd argue that Alberta is the Alberta of Canada... Or that Alberta is Texas of Canada.",
"I had someone key my car.... They keyd the fucking hood bird on my trans am :/ I now need a new hood bird but hey they didn't break my t-tops so that's a plus I guess",
"I would complain to the landlord/condo board. That’s fucking disgusting. I hate drunk people. ",
"I don’t feel so good all of a sudden. 😭",
"The circle of life.",
"Goddamn son, what you do to piss off the universe? That's some bad ju-ju right there. ",
"\"Whats a rim? You can buy that?\"",
"I puked in the trashcan. Definitely a less upstanding, but at least I'm not the guys from OP's picture.",
"Yep, that'll crack a block",
"I was going to make a comment about how it doesn't seem like Canada to go around shanking livers, but if they apologize right after then it would.",
"A Jolly Rancher might help with the taste...",
"All I see is a lady having a good time. ",
"Definitely artichoke dip.",
"rekt",
"Not to dick measure but I'd take this over my apartment flooding and being homeless.",
"Wow! I was going to guess New Orleans 😁",
"What, like those space savers? Is that even road legal?",
"Oh, shit. That’s fucked up. ",
"Please don't tell me you live somewhere cold...",
"Amazing. I literally did this last night on my wife's 4 tires with an inflator and digital gauge that her folks got me for Christmas.",
"Yup mine was when I needed it. Ended up having to call AAA",
">\tWould like to take it through the car wash but this flat tire is a little bit of a problem.\n\nI would run it through three times or so, different locations of course.",
"Enjoy LOL",
"This is somehow way worse. lmao fuck",
"No, cows. ",
"That is correct. A night of drinking with his brother while on break and they woke up to him having died some time in the night.\n\nEdit: whenever I’m down visiting that part of the state and pass the cemetery I wave at him.",
"My work rented me a car to drive to a customer a few hundred miles away. It was the first snow of the season...the roads weren't unmanageable, but they weren't great.\n\nSince the rental place was near the office, and out of the way of where I was heading, I parked my car at work and walked to pick it up the day before. Trucks were starting to hit the road with the salt mist, so I washed the windshield a couple times as I got hit with brine.\n\nWhen I left the next morning, I quickly found out the washer fluid didn't work. \n\nI went back to the garage and they saw the fluid was full and swapped it with another car. Again, the washer fluid worked, but after driving an hour or so, it stopped.\n\nI checked and sure enough saw a full resevoir...of clear odorless fluid with some ice crystals. The piping to the nozzles was frozen solid.\n\nSome dickhead had been filling up all the wiper fluid with water, which doesn't work well in places where it can snap below freezing.",
"Yeah, I did. I'm a software engineer so I am used to \"all-day\" interviews which run 8 hours plus lunch. Usually the first and second interview is by phone, followed by a Skype interview with an exam followed up by an in-person all-day interview. Interviewing at various companies job hunting is mentally exhausting.",
"kinda ur fault for parking infront of a balcony. that's where I'd go to puke if someone was in the bathroom too.",
"That vomit has seen things you people wouldn't believe.",
"At least the vomit is on the outside! ",
"Watching the vomit fall like confetti",
"Do you know if that's your vomit?",
"Oh, that’s awful. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’m sorry I reminded you of it as well. ",
"r/thatsucks",
"You did the best thing you could do. Thanks for trying to comfort it in its dying minutes.",
"Carwash ASAP. Acidic puke will do a number on your paint.",
"An Ellen Degenerate?",
"As they stood there cleaning I would have hurled insults at them, maybe make them wear a sign that says \"I think peeing on cars is funny.\" ",
"At least it's cold. It won't stink too bad.",
"Puke also has stomach acid which will eat at paint and metal. Piss is just a tad salty and do much less damage.",
"They must've puked really hard to pop your tire.",
"*move you car* but he kept forgettin",
"Poor Focus :(",
"Musta been some acidic vomit to pop ypur tire at the same time.",
"Well it does say frozen vomit so I’m thinking OP is in a cold climate. There is also snow banks in the background. ",
"For sure puke. At least with a bunch of drunks you can expect some pretty watered down piss. ",
"[ What fuckin satanic clown orgy did you just crawl out of?](https://youtu.be/SwtOukiaGTk)",
"I thought some pigeon had a hell of a case of diarrhea.",
"Wouldn't a car wash fix this?",
"Stomach acid and metal could be a problem... ",
"You might as well junk it and start the new year afresh...",
"Oh nooooo ",
"Happy cake day, Pal!",
"Fasle. Toronto is the centre of the universe. ",
"Dick move. ",
"Yeah American thing. ",
"Watch out for that the acid in the barf can mess up the paint making it an even better new year",
"Be careful if this one. Username might just check out......",
"That is an unhealthy amount of vomit. That must have been the designated vomit spot for everyone.",
"We had this issue with our Valvoline using regular wiper fluid instead of the kind rated for below 0 temps. We had a slush ball in our Jeep's washer fluid reservoir, which is wholly unhelpful, especially during the slushy snowstorm in which I discovered this fact.",
"Wtf? Did they eat an orange whole?! That looks like orange peels....",
"Happy cake day, Buddy!",
"Where is that poem sprog user for poetic verse about automobile puke? Ah well.",
"Pass to r/WellThatSucks",
"There's vodka on his sweater already",
"What's fucking worst is chain vomiting. Someone vomits, you are fine but want to make sure they are okay, then you smell it and you start vomiting too. After a while the whole place smells of it and everyone is sick. It's like vomit atomic bomb.",
"No, no, it’s been almost half a lifetime ago and is just a part of the story of my life now. I just hope that maybe someone who needs to read this thread does and doesn’t accidentally kill themselves.",
"God dammit.\n\nFucking degens are giving us a bad rep!\n\nThese guys are spare parts.",
">Spit lung butter.",
"Nuked from orbit\n",
"Becarful about putting hot water on your cold windows that's how people shatter them in the winter\n",
"Just someone having a good time and not getting in anyone elses way, she may keep going :)",
"I would make them wash it",
"There's vomit on his Skoda already",
"Does your insurance offer free roadside assistance? Most insurance does nowadays. They can offer you a free tow to the tire store. ",
"Someone threw up in my qtip box and on my toothbrush last night ",
"That's what I am trying to get at, normal glass I agree cracks when the temperature change is too great, windscreens not so much.",
"A lot of new and smaller engines are aluminium or have aluminium heads (top of the engine), which can warp terribly to fast temperature changes.\n\nIf your engine is overheating, pull over to a safe place, turn it off and wait, do not open the radiator cap as it is hot and pressurised.\n\n",
"you need a new car",
"Everyone on reddit is now dumber.",
"Does frozen vomit still smell?",
"Strange assholes",
" I’m confused.. what sub does it belong?",
"Are you sure? I keep on forgetting.",
"looks like a ford taurus. paint job sucks anyway no need to save it.",
"Somewhere on a scale from one to the kid from the beginning of super troopers",
"He has such a way with words...",
"Also poetic lol\n\n",
"Shrimp. ",
"Toronto must be amazing then. ",
"*Knees weak, moms spaghetti",
"Hawaiian pizza, I think I see chunks of pineapple.",
"my soul hurts for u 😢",
"Tragic.",
"This dude needs to chew his food. ",
"As i went into my friends bathoom to yack, he yells out throw up in the bathtub... what am I an animal... no!\nTurns out the toilet was broken and I didn't help it any :/",
"Throw a bucket of hot water on it. It'll come right off. Trust me ;)",
"Damn you!! This comment made me laugh more than it should have. ",
"I don't remember...",
"Oh that's exactly like how my life looks waking up new year's day.",
"Not to be confused with degens from upcountry",
"Working a triple.",
"Like a dang ol' senzu bean",
"Looks like Hawaiian pizza remnants to me. This will just add fuel to the heated debate!",
"Most people aren't aware that there spare is used by manufactures for structural integrity during crash testing, so removing the spare lowers the vehicle's crash rating, especially in a rear-end collision.",
"Hey at least it was frozen…",
"I work as a door guy at a bar in a college town and I think puke is more tolerable than pee. Not because of the sanitation factor but because I think puking when drunk is more forgivable than pissing on shit. Yeah, if you puke in our bar we're kicking you out but puking happens sometimes when people drink. I've done it myself (although not in a bar, lol). Pissing on things is just a whole other level of disgusting and disrespectful, poor decision making that I have no tolerance for. I'm much less sympathetic (not sympathetic, really) towards pissers in our bar than pukers. Just last night during our NYE party, I walked into the bathroom for a pee break and what do I see? Some drunk guy peeing on the wall of the bathroom. Needless to say, I kicked him out right quick.",
"):",
"Bruh. I'm sorry bruh",
"Personally, I like my spoons wrapped in tin foil. ",
"Yeah my dog got the runs last night and I spent all of last night/this morning deep cleaning the house!",
"\"You approach the king-\"\n\n\"I stab him\"\n\n\"Why?\"\n\n\"Chaotic evil\"\n\n*fingerguns*",
"I feel for you. It brings back memories of a dastardly deed I did almost 30 years ago at a high school house party of an acquaintance. I had over imbibed and went to the washroom to upchuck. Unfortunately it was occupied, and as anyone in that condition is well aware, for good or for bad, the wheels of projectile vomit were well in motion and not to be denied. Not wanting to soil his carpet/walls/whatever-the-shit-was-in-vomit-distance, I went to the nearest container. \n\nUnfortunately the laundry closet happened to contain the nearest container, which happened to be the washing machine. \n\nOn Monday morning there was no secret who had done it. I just hope it wasn't his mother who found out as she was about to do a load.\n\nI never held a house party since that day out of fear karma would rear its ugly head.",
"Time to go door to door with a shotgun. ",
"I thought those were titties ",
"This year isn't gonna be your year either. ",
"I'd say that's better than non frozen vomit. I feel it's easier to scrape it off or knock it off rather than wipe it off.... ",
"Maybe they’re upset at not having anywhere to go, so they turn against society who has rejected them. ",
"If you don't like living in America, feel free to leave.",
"\"I also got you an industrial tub of mouthwash with a special nozzle.\"\n\n\"Pressure seems a bit strong, can you turn it down?\"\n\n\"I can't even turn it off. Just open wide and pray.\"",
"> Im a pretty anal about my car\n\n:D",
"I hear someones snake is already in the chamber.",
"It was covered in ice--I couldn't tell! haha",
"You deserve it. ",
"I have seen this happen on a plane when I was young, luckily it was fairly far away from where we were sitting but the smell permeated for quite a while. Definitely another experience I would never like to repeat.",
"Rootin tooty point-n-shooty. Never fails to crack me up.",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"Tears of a clown",
"*Exactly.*",
"Things can only get better from here...",
"At least you got a lot of Reddit karma! ",
"I say clean it up next year",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"Maybe because it wasn't properly attached, the heat expansion wasn't able to crack it? Anyways, there is no guarantee it will happen. I've seen people do it and nothing happen and other times it's exploded violently.",
"If you cannot get the smell out of your heat vents, file an insurance claim for remediation. Or look into someone who can \"ozone shock\" your car, including the cabin air intake.",
"I just made mushroom filled fried risotto balls. They came out wonderfully. ",
"Reindeer skat ",
"\"I'm afraid it is with a heavy heart that I must ask you to take your leave of this raging kegger. Good day, sir.\"\n\n\"But I--\"\n\n\"I said good day!\"",
"Yup, mine got deformed and started rubbing on the piston which caused an awful nocking noise and I had to get a second hand block (and pistons) from a scraped car and swap them out. Absolute nightmare.",
"Saving this for my next tough talk with my nibling..... very difficult to explain to them that screaming \"accept others\" in other people's faces will not help their cause. ",
"Some people are hurt enough to act like assholes*",
"is that thai food?",
"[Maybe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xn3TXVV-tw)",
"Maybe Bolivian monks during any other season, but it is you who is the fool here, for you need Chilean basket weavers to use the proper techniques for cleaning a car on an oddly numbered winter day during an evenly numbered year.",
"Thanks for being the first thing I see on Reddit in 2018. Not exactly what I was aiming for.",
"Cant imagine thats great for your paint. ",
"OP is a fraud. He puked on his car for those sweet upvotes. It goes all the way to the top people!!!",
"Fuckin delish",
"Man, I'd have knocked on doors, found out who did the throwing up, and taken their pictures to send with the one above to the local newspaper.",
"Get this thoroughly washed before temperatures climb above freezing. You don't wann smell that. ",
"I left my friend's house to find the car in front of mine torched... The headlights have melted and thef front bumper looks like string cheese. At least it still works vOv",
"Cheer up! Its all uphill from here.",
"Oh hell no, I’d be out there with my calculator and tape measure to figure out which room it came from and make 2018 living hell",
"I don't actually have a pizza oven so I can't tell you, but [my brother does](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mldDHI9l1v8&t=36s)",
"I just drank enough to be a little drunk and smoked so much I couldn’t type in the Lil Peep song I was looking for",
"Thank you!",
"The remnants of two\nThousand seventeen still cling-\ning on for dear life. ",
"I don't know about Toronto, but here in Montreal there are no open car wash because of the arctic winter since a temperature of -15°C and lower can damage the car wash itself. So, good luck with the cleaning!",
"You'll want to wash it sooner than later. The puke will destroy your paint.",
"Alot of drunk people doing stuff to celebrate, like vomitting on peoples cars after 7 beers.",
"FYI, using hot water on a frozen windshield could crack the glass. I know this because when I first moved to a snowy state and had no clue what I was doing, I took hot water to my windshield, it didn’t crack but I got yelled at from everyone at work and they gave me a lesson on what to do and what not to do to my car during the cold/snowy months. I was also given an ice scraper. ",
"And I *just* ordered pizza......\n\n\nGuess I'm not hungry now. ",
"RIP ",
"Tell that to all of the auto manufacturers that no longer include a spare tire with the vehicle for that same reason. ",
"Watched three people get arrested this morning. Worse days going on for people.",
"Toronto ",
"Where's that stated? Because the spare tire is a additional 150 for my other car.",
"Wow",
"If you can't find the nearest toilet in time (or if bathroom is occupied) then proceed to the nearest garbage can.\n\nJust be sure you clean up\n\nSource: Upstanding degenerate.",
"Is this done in a garage or somewhere that the temperature might change enough for the windshield to not crack?",
"Ah, that explains a lot. ",
"Your 2018 also started rough, you are missing this \\",
"I would guess that one only resorts to puking off of balconies when the toilets are occupied, but I may be too optimistic about the courtesy of drunkards.",
"Actually. Toyota does this in one of their Prius. To get a higher MPG rating in higher end trim they remove the spare and the structure to hold the spare for weight savings. It gets 58/53 mpg instead of 54/50 mpg. ",
"My friend has one from Lowes, it's their Kobalt brand. Digital display and auto shut-off. Very convenient. ",
"This is also one of the many reasons I gladly pay extra to have my own bathroom",
"That's lovely. I have family who work in ED's and NYE is rough. They'd have appreciated that.",
"Sweet mother of dear god. Least you can wash it off no worries.. unless it's leaked in to the engine bay and your car will forever smell. I wish you the best friend and happy new year!",
"Well he's not wrong it would help but it's so insignificant that just coasting to a stop light once a month would save you the same amount of fuel.",
"CSI on the job!",
"Toyota does this in one of their Prius lines. To get a higher MPG rating in higher end trim they remove the spare and the structure to hold the spare for weight savings. It gets 58/53 mpg instead of 54/50 mpg for the noneco version. ",
"Now I'm imagining one of them shooting out its inner jaws to pierce a keg held over its head while people chant \"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!\"",
"Can I have one too? I long for a hug",
"So how is life in the ninth circle of Hell anyway?",
"r/mildlyinfuriating ",
"This makes fondly remember New Year's 2008 which included vomiting directly into a car's air vent. It was neither my car nor vomit, which is why I remember it fondly.",
"Ugh totally uncalled for. I just want to forget. ",
"Even though I am sure having never met you that you deserved it, Happy New Year. May this be the best yet to come. ",
"This sucks hard. Smh.",
"Gross, shitty",
"https://www.lowes.com/pd/Kobalt-12-Volt-Car-Air-Inflator/1000092575 I have this. I love it",
"EPIC ",
"Was a note of apology included?",
"I think you need a NSFW tag here 🤢🤮",
"This guy car pools.",
"How do people get to the point of puking when drunk? I don’t understand why anybody would want to reach that point ",
"This should be tagged as NSFW. For people who are sensitive to seeing vomit.",
"Out of curiosity, will vomit erode or stain the paint on a car if sits long enough?",
"I'm not sure I'd be a good enough person to consider that the preferable outcome.",
"I spilled my drink on the girl I’ve had a crush on since September while we were dancing. Another guy bumped it pretty good, but that doesn’t matter. Feels bad man",
"It's not a chemical reaction because the substances didn't change. Neither the water nor any chemicals in the glass change in this case.",
"I see folks try and use them in place of skinnies on their steer axles for drag racing. 100+ mph. Fucking nuts. ",
"Nope! My guess is the culprit probably doesn’t even remember this happening. ",
"I hope that's Ellen Degeneres' drag name",
"Do i see corn?",
"> looks like a ford taurus\n\nThe vomit improves the car.",
"I can't believe there's no jizz on there.",
"I'm guessing you haven't been overly drunk before.",
"How bad can a new year be when you have to work on new years day AND it is a Monday and its freezing cold out ...then you find your car just like this..2018 already sucks..",
"Agreed ",
"Is it a Vauxhall?",
"I see hot peppet remains",
"America got drunk on conservative Republican juice. It's time for a purge.",
"Fuck yeah! Now we're talking!\n",
"I knew my time with the bottle had to come to an end several instances after the time I had to decide whether or not to beer shit myself or puke across the bathroom. ",
"When the temp drops, your psi in your tires drop. Always reinflate this time of year and refill spare too!",
"R/wellthatsucks",
"They'd be futile like, literally anywhere that people would have had vomitable parties anyways.",
"Reminds me of my mother. In 2017 my mother was diagnosed with diverticulitis, collapsing discs in both the lower portion of her back AND her neck, had a heart attack, and hasn’t been to work in almost a year because of the various surgeries and medical conditions coming up but luckily her work has amazing insurance so money isn’t really a HUGE concern yet for her. Keep in remind she was diagnosed in 2010 with moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis so it exacerbates everything.\n\nShe woke up yesterday morning to go to the bathroom and she fell and hit her face on the corner of her bed. I get up and there is a large gash on the side of her nose, a ball of tissue paper turned red from the blood, and a trail of blood on the carpet. Her husband, thinking she was laying on the ground and moaning from the pain seemed to think she was just trying to get comfortable, got up from bed in a huff with a pillow to go downstairs and steps around her. She had to go downstairs and stand in the light for him to realize she was injured. She ended up in the hospital and had to get stitches on her nose on the last day of the year.\n\nTl;dr - My mother cheated on her husband by getting fucked by 2017",
"Do you go off the door or the tire? What if you changed the wheels and brand/size tire?",
"The flat tire thing can happen when it gets really cold out and a nail or screw you didn't know was in your tire suddenly loosens up or shifts position as the tire changes shape due to decreased pressure. Your tires naturally lose about 10-15%of their pressure when you get I to the kind of frigid temps much of the country has right now.\n\nSo what was a well plugged slow leak that had been losing 1-2psi per day becomes a flat tire overnight ",
"Burn it",
"Normally outside, you have to wash the drivers door last and park them inside so the whole thing doesn't freeze solid, these are trucks mind you, not personal vehicles.",
"Car wash. Of course itll need to have tire replaced before but given that its cold the vomit would be a lesser concern.",
"Where he parked now, Alarm goes so loud",
"My family has used boiling water on windshields for as long as I can remember and never had a cracked windshield, probably an anomaly though",
"Chaotic evil 👉😎👉",
"I wouldn't mix those two, but to each their own! ",
"Not OP, but he could mean he kinda \"came to\" in the hospital, especially since he says he was already talking to a social worker. I've lost touch with reality on shrooms before. ",
"I don't think I'd turn the heater blower on until it's been through the wash a couple times.",
"That's what he meant by domestic beer. Also, piss is only sterile in the bladder. It becomes dirty when exiting the body",
"Omg no words describe how bad this would piss me off. My bevy door neighbor vomited in between my door and his and just left that. Who does that??",
"He opens his mouth, but vomit just comes out",
"From above, wet love, frost is settin",
"Name checks out",
"He scrubs his doors, but it just won’t come out ",
"Let the building management know. My brother works as a window washer and when they have to clean up vomit they charge extra -the property managers then forward that bill to the unit where the vomit came from.",
"I had a flat too and I thought it was bad that my dummy tire was flat too. Thanks for making me feel better!",
"That must have been a hell of a party.",
"Looks like your car had a better night than you. ",
"Why didn't you throw it away upon deciding it was affected?!",
"All he has to do and ask nicely. If he says yes then everything is fine. If he tells you to fuck off then wait six months and then fuck up his car in revenge. ",
"Sorry...",
"You might be in Toronto, but your car looks and smells like Hamilton :\\^)",
"Before reading the title I thought: \"that's a big pigeon\"",
"I never fucking listen, why the fuck do I never listen?!?",
"The ambulance was called twice to a bar I was at. Some people just don’t know their limits.",
"That’s so nasty fuck ",
"oh my that is awful! I bet it means something good is going to happen to you this year!",
"Monkey needs a hug",
"This is the greatest comment I have heard all year.",
"Eww 🤢",
"That is disgusting... wow... tough start to 2018 OP ",
"There is no hope it will always be known as the vomit car. Trade it in now and make it someone elses problem. ",
"lol i know this meme",
"He’s choking, how ",
"If i caught anyone doing this i would make them clean it up before they leave",
"Humans are worse than birds.",
"Visit Bourbon St anytime of the year. Anytime of the day. You’ll get the full experience and also toss in some piss, horse shit and general horrible smells.",
"Absolutely. Vomit is very tough on paint. One time in college, I was shitfaced and blew chunks on the hood of my car and it was as if I dumped paint thinner on it. The car was only ten years old. ",
"Well you can’t get mad at them. Clearly they don’t own toilets.",
"Wholesome",
"Snap back to reality, go in and get the scrub daddy",
"Nah it's not red enough. I think corn chips and guac ",
"Awesome",
"Yeah... when it's hot boiling water. I'm sure warm hot water won't cause a problem.",
"I've had [this one](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002ZBWKAU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_pDTsAbNHVKHGB), but it was killed by heat after 3 years. That's not too bad, since I used it monthly on all regular of my tires. It died filling 4 tires from nearly flat, and it's probably my fault for not letting it cool down between uses.\n\n[This](https://shop.slime.com/collections/tire-inflators/products/rugged-digital-tire-inflator?variant=47564678984) is the one I currently have, it works faster and doesn't get as hot.\n\nI usually end up with slime branded ones, since that's what Walmart sells. It looks like there's a bunch of cheaper, higher rated ones on Amazon. They all do the same thing, and all cars have 12v so.. It really doesn't matter. Just make sure your car is running when you use it, so it runs fast and you don't run your battery down.",
"Well, you can only go up now!",
"lmfaoo i tried to edit it, its there, click save, its gone again -_-",
"Not in terms of crime, just in terms of people partying.",
"What cause the flat tire? ",
"He’s touching it, how?\nEverybody’s gagging now",
"Ehh the whole Canadians being nice thing is a lie. They are mostly arrogant assholes who rarely finish high school. Now there are some nice Canadians but it is not the norm.",
"How long does the vomit have to sit to show an effect on the paint?",
"I'll have know I threw up in a toilet like a decent person",
"This is funny as long as it’s not me.",
"That is so gross omg hahaha",
"That is horrible ",
"Dude. That really fucking sucks. ",
"What the fuck is wrong with you, I wish I had a focus",
"somebody needs to buy this guy a pizza :(",
"Make them clean it up, or claim vandalism or some shit.",
"I hope your recovering neighbors offered to clean their puke off your car.\n",
"Times up call Allstate now!",
"I suppose this will have to be the one moment where 'new year new me' is valid?",
"I'm surprised it's not also littered with cigarette butts. ",
"Oh, look at you go.",
"Oh God. Why oh why oh WHY did you post this?",
"Which reminds me to check, thank you mate!",
"I would kill someone. Did you knock on the door you think it came from? You must be super laid back.",
"Haha fuck that sucks so much. I'm relatively close and the cold is going to make it so much worse to clean...",
"everyone is 2018 now!",
"That's not good for the paint job.",
"My toilet has been properly hugged tonight, I feel ya",
"Should have got one of those DNA kits, dude. Ancestry/23andMe, or w/e. Sent it in, seen who it connected to family wise, and tracked that mother fucker down!!!",
"And all the storms you been chasin' about to come into the light ",
"Cars stuck, he's not moving now",
"I have a boyfriend ",
"That's....just wrong feel bad. Welp happy New Years!",
"I’ve been there too. I hope you have a wonderful therapist and support system to help you through the subsequential effects of that trauma. ",
"I have been having a bad day. This just brought me a small amount of joy. Thank you!",
"Aren’t spared specifically made to be temporary replacements??",
"Dude what the fuck.\n\nWho could projectile-vomit all over your car?",
"Cities are prisons",
"If your bathroom is situated where the bathtub is right next to the toilet, it's a win.\n\nCan confirm, experienced food poisoning in my bathroom, was spewing liquid shits while vomiting into the tub right next to me. None got on the floor! 😀",
"Sorry for your loss",
"You may have replace your clear coat on the paint job\n",
"Nice victim blaming",
"I don't have a definitive answer for you, as there are multiple deciding factors such as quality/age of the paint, integrity of the clear-coat, acidity of the puke, etc. but in my case, the vomit sat overnight and that was enough to eat some spots down to the sheetmetal. ",
"I always get slime, because that's what Walmart sells. Amazon has some cheaper and better rated ones. Search \"digital tire inflator\" and sort by rating.",
"Shit",
"^ This guy revenges.",
"More like why would you puke on the car from the balcony...",
"Reminds me of 4th of July 5 years ago. Woke up and went out to my car to find that the small fireworks we were throwing off of our deck had been landing on my car, streaking burn marks across my hood and windshield. ",
"Disgusting, but yet entertaining!",
"snap back 2017 travesties",
"Find who it is and puke on their car",
"Any man worth his weight in liquor pukes in a toilet or a trash can like a decent human. ",
"He ded.",
"Shitty neighbors ",
"Is that on your business card",
"I have [this one](https://shop.slime.com/collections/tire-inflators/products/rugged-digital-tire-inflator?variant=47564678984) but I think the kobalt one mentioned below is probably better. Kobalt usually has a replacement warranty.",
"\"Better out than in\", my gammy always said.",
"Fellow SoCal resident here. I would have probably done that, too. Lol\n\nI can count on *one hand* the number of times it has snowed at my house in my 33 years of life. And only one of those was heavy enough snow to stick.",
"oh, that's vomit?\n\nI was thinking, that was one big bird!",
"Is that a thing now? Every year that passes is the worse year ever? And then 2018 will be the worse year ever? We're just that pessimistic nowadays? Honest questions. ",
"Frig off Lahey ",
"This is why I never share bathrooms.",
"What did Canada do to you?",
"Only up from here",
"Frozen Vomit would actually make a great heavy metal band name",
"When life literally tells you to go fuck yourself",
"Ew lung butter",
"Or soak it in petrol and set it on fire🔥 ",
"This guy new years",
"Would have been a good time to turbo it!",
"Remnants of last year\n\nstill clinging for dear life soon\n\nto be washed away\n\n",
"Nope, we are practically made of bacteria. Urine is not sterile under any conditions. Nothing in or on your body is sterile. ",
"Try just filling it, could be a slow leak and will hold long enough to get you to a shop for a patch.",
"The liquors run out, year's over, blaow!",
"Bird flip reaction: Hey fuck you too, buddy!\n\nThumb down reaction: aw",
"Press F to pay respects ",
"Snap back to reality \nThere's puke on my caddy",
"When you’re a stranger.",
"I wish I knew how stupid and gross I looked when I was getting vomit-worthy wasted in my 20s. The poor millennial saps have it all on video for years to come.",
"Kevin's sister I presume",
"I too have had a similar experience. It's annoying when all the hospital staff smile when they see you. They all know.",
"This reminds me of the time I broke up with my Ex near Halloween. After Halloween I wake up and there’s petroleum jelly all over the windows of my car. I don’t know if you guys have every tried to wash away basically oil off your car but it’s not easy. Later I find out that they drunk snapchatted the whole endeavor. And I woke up to find it at 3am when I had to get to work. I drove with my head out the window cause I couldn’t see out the front window and couldn’t scrape it off for the life of me. ",
"Shit, any idea how you got the flat?",
"Can’t tell if this is worse than the Seinfeld episode ",
"It was a shitty 1.2L Seat. Wasn’t really worth messing with it. Although a turbo would have been great fun. ",
"Look on the bright side. You could have woken up frozen. ",
"Oh my God, that is one of the worst things I've ever soon! 🤢",
"Knees weak",
"So I guess r/pics can add r/WTF in the sidebar if it hasn’t already? ",
"My mom had something similar happen. She picked me up from a friend’s house at this big apartment complex, and as we were chatting with my friend’s mom, we caught some kids throwing Little Rock’s at our car. We scared them off, inspected the back window, and didn’t see anything serious, and drive home.\n\nThe next day, my mom got into her car, turned the key, and her rear window *shattered*.",
"If you ask for some bready stacks in britain they would look at you funny. If you want something between two slices of bread, like what Gerald, Lord Sandwich was having the other day, just order a few rounds of geralds.",
"The only time I’ve seen it to actually happen was some dumbass I worked with put a cold refrigerator glass shelf into hot water and it shattered immediately. That’s cheap shit glass so it’s understandable, but I wouldn’t put *hot* water on a cold windshield of my car. Warm is fine, but hot is just asking for the one in a million chance to actually come good. I don’t think it’s super dangerous, but lukewarm/warm water works just as well. ",
"woot woot! TO!",
"You puke in the bathtub and ass piss in the toilet, ya noob. ",
"Rooty tooty point and shooty lmao ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Laughed so fucking hard at this ",
"LPT: If you need to top-up a couple of psi, you could use a simple bicycle pump (schrader valve). 7 pumps = ~1 psi. Using it actually takes less time than setting up an electric compressor. And you don't need to worry about blowing the fuse.",
"My brothers car got broken into and they stole his winter jacket. The window can be replaced, I hope that dude is warm though. ",
"Yea, I don't put boiling water, just warm water. Never had any problems. ",
"You see people how you expect them to be m8",
"I went particularly hard one night, and after I stumbled home, I was resigned to the fact that I was going to chunk. So I sat myself down beside the toilet and waited for my drunken rendition of Mt. Vesuvius.\n\nI fell asleep before I felt it coming, and woke up some time later still sitting beside the toilet.\n\nKnowing it was going to be a horrific morning if I didn't purge my system, I leaned in to give the toilet a hug and my body knew that it was time. \n\nExcept nothing came up. I dry heaved a few times and that was about it. Oh well. Let's go up to bed. Happy drunk didn't question it.\n\nFast forward to the morning. Feeling ok, still smelling like gin. Go downstairs and my two friends (also hungover) cheekily ask me how I'm doing. I'm like actually pretty good. Barely even puked last night which is a surprise after a 26 of gin and 6 beers topped off with a late night leftover roastbeef pita.\n\nThey look at me like I'm crazy because they heard me puking on and off for nearly an hour.\n\nTurns out, the only part of the night that I blacked out for was the puking. And I even cleaned up before settling back down to regain consciousness and memory.\n\nSo apparently my black-out level autopilot is still responsible enough to clean up the place before the pilot comes back to the controls.\n\nBest puke session ever.",
"The sad thing is, it’s actually not strange. :(",
"I also give the thumbs down for poor driving performances. For dumb, aggressive, male drivers I give the \"small penis\" signal, thumb and index finger about 1\" apart.",
"I would too. I'm thinking OP must be a super chill guy. I would be knocking on the door I thought was the culprit and I'd be going to the leasing office. I understand someone drank too much but to me this is inexcusable and filthy.",
"Or sink I have a pedestal sink that I can yak in ",
"Oh god...",
"Hey that sucks, but today my dad said and I quote \"I'm done with everyone\" and walked out on our family, he's serious, after someone criticized teased him about his musical taste. Hyper sensitive with tons of complexes and depression. This wound will likely never be healed.",
"Hope the vomiter was on a proton pump inhibitor ",
"Let the past die",
"Sorry bud, I must have had some bad mayo.",
"ಠ_ಠ",
"Does it charge off of 12v?",
"Crappy New Year!",
"True. ",
"I have had frozen vomit on my car before. Took me 4 car washes to get it off.\nPretty sure it was my ex boyfriend... cuz it happened the same night as his birthday and he lived down the street from me.. also I had just broken up with him about 5 days before and he was pretty bitter and stupid about it. \nHe denied it, but you could tell by the tone in his voice that it was bullshit. ",
"Can confirm. \n\nSource: NYE 2014",
"It's not a huge deal. You can get it compounded for a couple hundred bucks in the summer and the car will look showroom. You can buy your own stuff and do it yourself too. Here's a link friendo, and happy New year!!! https://www.caranddriver.com/features/how-to-polish-your-car-like-a-pro-feature",
"This has to be in Tallahassee ",
"Does the tire not burst on your hand when you slash it? ",
"Oh, there goes vomit, he choked",
"Can we get a before and after comparison pic? ",
"Dude",
"Username doesn't check out.",
"> hawked a loogie \n\n",
"I guess the way I look at it, Disterb spelled the joke out for us. You correctly pointed out that the night would progress in a similar manner by enjoying whiskey on the porch. \n\nAnd that this was implied by both what Jimmy6shoes and Pockalee said. In this case, the reader is expected to infer or read between the lines and understand the joke. \n\nI dunno, just how I read it is all :)",
"Deflated degenerate ",
"Everyone in my group upchucked last night. Not one of us hit the floor, it was all toilets and garbage cans lol ",
"What is the freezing point of vomit? I know you can put vodka in the freezer without it freezing, which leases me to believe these youngsters were drinking beer. I'm guessing some Natty light. ",
"If I was at that party I would have had a great time laughing my fucking ass off at that.",
"If you flip someone off they just think \"that guys an asshole.\" Give them the thumbs down and they start thinking \"maybe I'm an asshole?\"",
"I don’t keep my toothbrush out in the bathroom bc they say you aren’t supposed to keep it within 6 feet of a toilet. But this is a new great reason to also not leave it out.",
"Somebody touch his Spagette",
"Windshields are made of laminated glass, the temperature change wouldn't cause it to shatter. Now if it was a side or rear window, made of tempered glass, that's a different story.",
"You little poor thing.",
"I love Eminem ",
"Wait people regularly vomited on their windows? ",
"Slime also makes a good product. I have used mine on my farm for years now.",
"i was going to go with arms manufacturers but that works too.",
"haha stupid",
"OP, please confirm this! Does it taste like pineapple? ",
"So uh did you say anything? Cuz there ain't no way id wash someone else vomit off my car. Wake their ass up and make them do it. Thats just ridiculous. ",
"You /try/ to stab the king.\n\nAaaaand roll initiative",
"I somehow read this as if it were cats that puked on your car and I was very confused as to how it was that projectile...",
">Little Rocks \n\nInteresting capitalization unless you mean they threw the capital of Arkansas ",
"I use cold water on frozen windshields, may not be as quick but gets the job done all the same...",
"I feel you bud, I went to start my car this morning, heard a weird sound but went down the street. Then it just stopped. I looked at there was antifreeze leaking everywhere! Fun stuff man. Happy New Year! ",
"[It's a pretty obscure phenomena](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism)",
"That's when you beat on their fucking door to have them wash your car or you get them evicted. Behavior like this is unfuckingacceptable.",
"Happy New Year!",
"r/strangeassholes",
"Naw, do it now. Few gallons of water in these temperatures and that car won't drive till spring. ",
"Are the Canadians from Toronto not your typical polite Canadians?\n\nMust be the French influence.",
"It's cold in reddit but there's gold aplenty",
"I'm off of that too. It got out of control for me. 100% sober for the first time in a long time. No judgement though",
"Gross. I'm sure vomit eats through the paint even more than road salt.",
"Only think I can think of is if they were trying to stop people from driving drunk? Shitty way to accomplish that though...",
"I'm sorry I can't stop laughing ",
"> I think it’s deflated\n\nSounds like it's not the only one...",
"\"That is an entire Bagel Bite!\" \"He ate your Bagel Bites\"",
"It’d be a shame if a bag full of human shit hit the door on their balcony",
"You should move. ",
"Last night some guy was pissing on the laundry room door. I just said \"come on man\" then he proceeded to flip me off and have loud sex in that room.\n\nBTW I have a shared laundry room that is is own building. ",
"I bet your the kind of man who would offer a man a flat spare tire and not even have the god damn common courtesy to blow it up for him! I'll have my eye on you!",
"If it makes you feel a little better.....\n\nI was fired on New Years Eve from a part time job at an Asian grocery store. The reason? I was vaping outside while taking out the trash to the dumpster in the back....\n",
"Look what you’ve done to our society you filthy animals ",
"My friend came back home on new years from the hospital (mom was sick) with his Jaguar F-Type R completely trashed :( \n\nIt was only 1 week old too. ",
"Car Insurance covers that. Just say something like hail, icicles or got behind a salt truck. ",
"That's why I don't go outside in the winter ",
"Also can comfirm as manager of a community pool, dont get me started about the shit fest of 2012",
"I prefer Chaotic Neutral. \n\nChaotic Evil is predictable... but when you add in the neutral, no one ever knows if you'll give the beggar all your money or drop an acid potion down the front of his pants.",
"My battery died in the cold weather so cheers to car troubles ",
"With a flat tyre?",
"I can smell this picture",
"Same. I would be calling the leasing office, filing a report, if they refused to take action I would be taking it myself. This would piss me off.",
"Bwaaaaaaaaa.",
"Well it looks like you at least got all your bad luck for 2018 out of the way",
"It's a sign! That you should move you care... ",
"Once means its a mistake.\n\nTwenty times means you're just an interesting kinda guy.",
"How long will that take to wash away?",
"I want to know where this guy lives. He must party hard.",
"Me, the toilet and my friends staircase all got a taste of kebab last night. ",
"Bro suck our collective Canadian dick, we have higher education rates than most places. ",
"I'm so sorry. :( ",
"I like to give people a sarcastic golf clap",
"It's like a bird had the shits",
"It's gold now bladowww",
"Happy new year!",
"What’s your definition of overly drunk? I’ve certainly been drunk but I generally stop when I know I’m reaching my limit, such as before I feel sick or pass out ",
"Fyi anything acidic (bird poo, and especially vomit) will go through your car's paint and mess up the coating. May be worth making a claim to get a new top coat done. At least get it washed off well asap",
"Shame there aren't more street dogs around, they would be very pleased.",
"Where was this?",
"I accidentally puked in the metro. ",
"No , heck no. I would be calling the leasing office, banging on their door. I would shame the f out of them. This is filthy.",
"This guy drinks!",
"Ugh... So drunk last night I blew chunks\n\nFeel better?\n\nNah, chunks is my dog 🐶",
"This. I always thought it was much more violent than you see in the movies",
"Puketic",
"Yep. And that's why I like my Jeep. \n\nMy current spare is actually a better tire than my other 4 (it's brand new, since I bought a set of 5 a few years ago, and as it has seen zero wear...)\n\nNext time I can buy 3 new tires, rotate in my spare, and keep the best used tire as my new spare.\n",
"This is called KARMA!! Something shitty you did in your past has come back to pay a visit. Now it has been PAID for, move on to the positives.",
"I’d say while the piss is filthy I’d rather that than vomit. \n\nUnless it’s a piece of shit beatermobile, a bunch of people horking stomach acid on your clearcoat is a really bad thing",
"Puking in toilet is the best! F*** those who use the sink ",
"The night before I moved out of San Francisco, someone walked up and down my street punching out mirrors and breaking windows. Somehow the perfect goodbye to the Tenderloin.",
"Not supposed to ride a doughnut more than 50 miles at 45 mph. Full size spare can be used interchangeably",
"No fuckin way lmaooo",
"Downtown Toronto ",
"Toronto is one of the safest cities of it's size",
"People are freakin vermin. So sorry this happened to you. Just goes to show what sad shape our world is in 😢",
"We’re either seeing the beginning of a /r/prorevenge story or the end of one.",
"No gold for me that's reality",
"That’s just straight fucking disrespectful. Fuck that person. KNOW YOUR FUCKING TOLERANCE ",
"but there's no spaghetti, only vomit on car",
"You live downtown Toronto and still drive? Not to mention a good above ground spot",
"humans.. *sigh*",
"And what do you think management is going to do? \n\nManager: \"Hey, MKS, did you fuckin puke off the balcony?\" \n\nMKS: \" Uhh...*hurk hurk*...Nooo..\" \n\nMan: \"OK.\" ",
"Prolific vlogger Bjorn Nyland [cracked his windscreen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpW-NAW0qUk) just by cranking his Tesla's heating up...",
"A lot of new cars don't even come with a spare. Mine didn't.",
"https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0719925K5/",
"if it got into the intake vent, it's gonna stank when the heat is turned on\n",
"Stay classy drunks!",
"I believe that is a breach of etiquette. ",
"This is kind of off-topic, but you just made me realize I have a portable inflator... soo.... thanks for having a conversation, I guess? I've been thinking about buying my own inflator so I don't have to go to the gas station, and then reading this thread, I thought \"well, I don't have a spare, my car just came with a patch kit,\" and reading your comment, I realized that a patch kit comes with an inflator. ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"I'm sorry to hear about that. I don't want to dredge up any bad memories but I have close friends who recently started antidepressants. Was it the combination of the drugs and the alcohol that caused his death or was it that he passed out on his back? If this is too much I'm sorry, I just want to help keep my friends safe \n",
"r/iamverybadass",
"If you have changed your tire to the same size, even if it's a different brand or model, the pressure is the same.\n\nIf you have changed the size, there is also a max cold tire pressure on the sidewall of the tire. I've been told to go a little under that, since the air pressure inside the tire will increase as the tire warms but [my verification source](https://blog.nationwide.com/recommended-tire-pressure/) doesn't say to do that. Then.. [this one says you shouldn't inflate to the max pressure... ](https://info.kaltire.com/the-right-tire-pressure-why-the-maximum-isnt-the-best/) so.. If I have to use the max pressure... I go 5psi under.",
"I know I sure as shit am. ",
"Well that is just unpleasant as fuck.",
"Gross me right out. ",
"I’ve seen that. They just put a can of Fix-A-Flat in the trunk instead. ",
"Make sure AC/HEATER is off until you wash it unless you like the puke air freshner.",
"Man... I came here to laugh, not to feel\n\nGood on you for doing the right thing tho, you did the best you could",
"If you put 2-4 extra PSI, you tend to get a gas mileage boost. Depending on the tire/vehicle, it *may* wear slightly faster in the middle, but probably not enough to be noticeable.\n\nJust make sure you don't go over the max pressure printed on the tire itself. ",
"That's not helping. ",
"Toronto's quite safe actually.",
"Lol",
"That paintjob is sick!",
"But I still say, don't forget to bring a towel! ",
"Strangeholes",
"i would've flung my poo at it.",
"Zoop!",
"Well, the tire could have been damaged by someone. They might have cameras and be able to identity who did it. Same with the puke. Could potentially identify where it was coming from based on where the car was.\n\nThe management in my building will sometimes put out notices (paper or email reminders of rules, policies, etc.) if something happened/people complained and/or increase security. How/if they respond will depend on the building. \n\nIn any case, I think it’s worth making management aware that this happened. \n\nEdit: building might also have insurance to cover the cost of damage. Worth asking! ",
">can",
"Op is lucky just to have a parking spot then. ",
"If he did it immediately after he asked for money to detail his car, he'd be the first suspect. I'd rather the person whose car I fucked up not suspect me. ",
"I feel your pain. I can handle lotsa stuff but vomit is not one of them. I can sorta, kinda handle the smell but the sound of *huuurk Huurk hurk hurk SPLAMANGSAS* is just too damn much. ",
"I was the 69th thousand like. Nice",
"Found one of the pukers.",
"Gold's only for reddits speciality",
"Wait for rain and then get your tire fixed.",
"Do...do you need a hug? *bro hugs n cuddles* ",
"Perhaps this is good luck? Taking bird poop to the next level!",
"Maybe 2019 will be better",
"Throw up, down says gravity",
"And I threw up on the train. Twice. Forgive me.",
"A real buffet of 2017 there",
"The acids are going to destroy your paint.",
"I wouldn't turn on the heat until you get that stuff properly cleaned out ",
"Scat back to reality",
"> ... Trust me ;)\n\nHey Donald, what r you doing here ? No golf today ?",
"I'd rather not ask anyone for anything and just go straight to the economic revenge portion. ",
"It's honestly really satisfying to cut someone off with a hearty \"I said good day!\"\n\nI think I'm gonna go do that now.",
".. Bits of shit, clumping hairs: caked on baboon's swaying ass ..",
"Woke up one morning after a house party in college to find frozen vomit on our front door handle. It seeped into the cracks so we couldn't get it open from the outside. I was elected to clean and chisel out the cracks. ",
"What if I heat up the interior first with the heater and then wash my car using heated water? That is what I usually do and I didn't even think that any glass would crack.",
"Honestly it's just not necessary if you do city driving.\n",
"acidic analytic",
"Dry heeevvvvveeee",
"Roll Tide.",
"Sorry for you. ",
"Never forget ",
"In some cultures, this means good luck!",
"That stereotype is only accurate amongst multi-generational Canadians. You’ll find them in rural Ontario, the prairies and out east.\n\nToronto is basically New York ",
"But it's more compact without air in it.\n\nhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/138/reece.JPG",
"Now is the time to take it to one of those express auto car washes and u can finally say u tried it.",
"soup ..\n\n From primordial murk, to tinned mushroom stew",
"It started off with vomit on his car. They say what you do on January 1, you do for the rest of the year so look forward to cleaning up the mess others create.",
"I didn't see if you mentioned where you live, but if it's a state with wawas they have free air pumps that allow you to set the psi and they automatically stop when it reaches that number. I always fill up my tires there since it's free so I'm not sure if all air pumps work like that but I like it because I never put too much or too little air in. \n\nIt really does make a huge difference in terms of gas mileage too. I had a slow leak in one of my tires but couldn't afford to get it fixed right away so I would just fill up the tire every couple of days. The difference between 34psi and 29/30psi was ridiculous- I would use up gas so much faster compared to when the tire was properly filled up.",
"It like Drive by disappointment.",
"I left a present in your glove-box: Guess you haven't found it yet",
"Reddit commenters about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2018",
"I like to think that a thickish layer of bird shit is a good puke-guard! \n\n *sings* always look on the WHITE side .. of LIFE! ",
"Def get it cleaned sooner then later. I can’t imagine the acidic vomit would be good to leave on there too long. ",
"A metal Titan and their fall at the hands of humanity. Wait, that might be Transformers...",
"wouldnt this be something you could call insurance on due to acid damaging the paint? pretty easy to figure out who's appartment is responsible",
"These 10 Life Hacks are Putting Funeral Homes Out Of Business!",
"Degenerate pro tip: do cocaine so you don’t puke. \n\nBonus tip: do bumps off pieces of bacon, then eat the bacon",
"Jesus I feel like an idiot ",
"Wildcard!",
"Sorry but that’s hilarious ",
"Been using warm water for years. Prob 60 times total.\n\n Have I just gotten lucky? Or does it have to be scalding hot to be risk-ay",
"Bringing it in right!",
"Just use some sandpaper to get the puke off your car since its frozen.",
"Its actually the safest of any size. Homicide rate here per 100k residents is lower than most of the other cities in ontario. Youre just 10x more likely to be killed by a white luxury suv here. ",
"I hope the puke doesn't damage the paint! Get it washed asap.",
"Omg hahahaha that was a great night ",
"Someone’s gotta get rid of the ice.",
"That would have been pretty fun. Can’t wait to turbo my MGB and make a whopping 80hp lol. ",
"Gross",
"Also keep in mind that vomit can eat your paint, so you may need to turn in an insurance claim. Maybe it freezing will retard the effects?",
"What intersection?",
"And if he lives in a northern state as it looks like he does (cold as shit now) it's going to be hard to get that off as if you go to a car wash, your car will freeze over unless you dry it by hand. \n\n(Remember that recent post about not letting your car near an automatic car wash.)",
"I was just removing ice on my front plastic bumper, (as gently as i thought warranted), with a sledgehammer.\n\n Worked out fine, and I don't think I did any damage, but the whole time I was doing it I was getting ready to curse myself out:\n\n *what were you thinking you DUMBASS!!*",
"Wow! Well luckily it was all worth it, hopefully the pay is too. As someone who’s had been with the same company since college and had one steady job through school, I’m not excited to start interviewing for a new career. I am starting the job hunt now, hopefully won’t have this strenuous of an interview process. Thanks for sharing! ",
"Yeah, personally I don't like that trend. I have never had a simple flat before, once my tire peeled like an orange, another time it separated down the middle and shredded. I highly recommend getting a full sized replacement if you have the room (a steel rim is cheap, and you can just get a good condition used tire to put on it) as well as a full sized 4 way wrench (get it from an autoparts store, the ones from Walmart are kinda flimsy) a hydrologic jack and an inflator. This will lower your fuel mileage a bit, like any extra weight does (this is actually why you don't have a spare, just to squeeze a little more MPG onto the sticker) but when you enviably have a flat, it won't take you long to change it and get moving again.\n\nI would also suggest having a socket set, jumper cables, (or a jumper pack, and you can use it as a battery bank for your phone too) screwdriver set and a maintenance manual as well. You won't be able to fix everything that could go wrong, but you would be prepared for most things. It's not a bad idea to have extra bulbs and fuses too, so if your tail light goes out, and your pulled over, you can fix it right then.",
"Other car looks like it took some collateral damage at least",
"This made me stop wearing dresses and integrate into \"square\" society: Gracias! ",
"Unfortunately the acid in the bile is probably hell for the car paint. ",
"Yup their purpose is to get your car to a safe place to park and then a trip to go buy a new tire. You're not supposed to just drive around on them. They're only safe enough as a short term solution.",
"Ah Toronto. Never change. ",
"Cob. With 2 hot pizzas at all times\n\n beer in the summer, mulled wine in the cold",
"funner to bite",
"Somewhere in there is an enema joke. Just thought I'd mention it since it's not gonna come out on its own.",
"So you heard not cool but then continued to piss on the guy until you were finished. How much time passed before you finished on the drowning man below his eyes burning from urine and his new lifelong dependence to Valtrex?",
"I don't know who to trust any more! ",
"I'm hurt...",
"Also positive stereotypes propagated by the people they stereotype are lame and smug as hell.",
"This. Always get a full size spare, and a portable air compressor.",
"getting locked out while dog sitting this weekend doesn’t feel so bad now. \n\nall things shall pass. ",
"It's a damn shame you can't get these assholes for destruction of property. Sick of seeing people fuck over others and get away scott free.",
"Haha oh shit this happened to me last year in Cabbagetown.",
"That's why you make sure you install the sink next to the toilet. It frustrates me when I have to shit and puke at the same time but the only thing for me to puke into is my hoody pocket.",
"I woke up at 5:30, realized I as not doing so hot, sat in the bathroom for a little, nothing doing, so I went back to bed. Fortunately, I brought the garbage can back to bed with me, and when I puked five minutes after going back to bed, it *all* went in the can.",
"Remember Theres a flat tire to so OP might not be the complete victim here. There’s more to this story. People don’t get flat tires for no reason let alone vomit and a flat tire ... yo OP what’s the real story ?",
"Be-cause your heart was in the right place, your head couldn't occupy that space\n\n *a parable*",
"[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY)",
"One of my old housemates threw my toothbrushes out several times because she said they looked like they needed replacing and she wasn't sure whose it was. We were the only two residents of the house.\n\nI wouldn't mind but she wouldn't tell me - I'd just wake up for work and my toothbrush would be gone.",
"This hurts my feelings.",
"Steve?",
"scarlet letter, birds of feather\n\n Ode to rush, in freezing weather",
"Glad that didn't shatter your windshield.... Hot water and frozen glass typically don't mix well. ",
"I'll take reasons I have my toothbrush in the medicine cabinet/drawer for $200 please, Alex.",
"My car door was kicked in and window shattered this morning. Happy happy joy joy",
"somewhat related... \n\nI was once so drunk (while living abroad) that I puked off a 4th story balcony on tot he windshield and hood of a car...It looked like this but the car was yellow. ",
"Oh! That’s nasty 🤢 ",
"Nope, I'd burn it. ",
"Very impressive!",
"Why not go upstairs and confront the people there? Honestly curious ",
"what if you're the 1% of fortunate ones?\n\n How can you know? \n \n What is the meaning of wife?",
"Wtf did they eat",
"This photo is wayy more high quality than it needs to be.",
"the clock's run out, 2017 is over—BLAOW",
"That's fuckin gross bud",
"One time I slammed a windshield, and a wife fell in my lap",
"Yeah at least use a valve tool and just let the air out only. At least the tire isn't damaged then.",
"lol, my phone autocorrected that. I am *terrible* at typing on that damn thing, so autocorrect kicks in a lot when I don't want it to.",
"Are you in the UK? Because there's cold and then there is *cold*, and most of the UK never gets *cold*\n\nRight now it's -20C in large parts of the US. That's a bit colder than usual but -10C is not uncommon - Chicago is not expected to get above -10C for the next five days. ",
"And it's sterile... and I like the taste",
"I wanted to read the comments, but I didn't want to see the chunks. ): ",
"I think some of it might be pizza.\n",
"NSFW IM EATING",
"I totally read that in Sir David Attenborough’s voice. ",
"Oh, okay.",
"Mom’s spaghetti",
"this guy drinks piss",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Stranger Holes.",
" little rocks have VERY LITTLE positive reinforcement.\n\n it's always: *\"boulders this .. monoliths that\"*\n\n If i can brighten a pebble's day by capitalizing it's name, I'm game to transform shame to chick-ching! ",
"Thats a lot of puke! Nothing a good power washing can’t fix. :)",
"If she wasnt sure whose it was does that mean you were sharing a toothbrush?",
"Bad karma??",
"Oh man, that sucks. I woke up to a sick boyfriend with a fever and a flat tire as well! Happy New Year, friend. ",
"I have a theory regarding testosterone and young men, it needs to be released one way or another. \n\nIn college it's a pretty common sight to see younger guys looking for a fight for no reason at all. At one point I realized this usually began to manifest when they realized their efforts of getting a girl were becoming futile. They needed a release and it wasn't going to be sexual so they were going to pound faces instead.",
"My father was a Peruvian monk.\n\n does that mean something significant?",
"christ, it's like the equivalent of a flock of birds shitting on your car but instead it's some drunk assholes.",
"Haha no she just didn't put two and two together that the toothbrush that wasn't hers would automatically be mine, I guess? I never really thought about it too deeply to be fair, just bought another toothbrush on my way to work ",
"they do all SORTS of things for free, those curious, dirty little beasts",
"I drink my own piss its sterile and I like the taste!",
"Was walking down a street that had several bars on it today . Normally I try not to step in dog shit but this time the vomit was also a concern. ",
"Somebody was very *esophagus* about OP's car",
"sommersaulting ..",
"Champagne is much better in mimosas than on your computer. ",
"I hope their hangover was harsh! Its called a trashcan. ",
"Starting 2018 with a dry heave",
"I pee in my kitchen sink. Have for 2 years. Doesn't stink, cuz frequent dish-washing flushes it clean.\n\n Originally tried in my bathroom sink. Didn't go so well. Started to stink ..",
"I’ll never complain about bird poop again.",
"Gimme that RISOTTO baby",
"The one time the suburbs can say \"I told ya so\"",
"**upchucking degenerate** FTFY",
"slav> chav",
"Actually no. Happened at my boyfriends place ",
"But canada, so top-of-the-line, free, healthcare, right? Get that stab wound all fixed up in a hurry at no charge.",
"Ugh. My husband used to live in these college apartments where people used to puke off of the balconies. One day we come home to see puke right in front of his door. I mean we would have to step through it! I scooped it onto a paper plate and put it back in front of their door upstairs.",
"When I was about the same age my best friend and I thought the best way to celebrate my parents getting a new glass conservatory built would be to throw wads of wet sand/dirt from the garden at it. Didn't go down well.",
"Stock diversity is a thing I hear. ",
"Not the leftovers I had in mind....",
"Is that John C Reilly?",
"Saskatchewan, -30C is not uncommon, it has been 10 - 20 degrees colder this past week.",
"Clocks hit midnight",
"Back to the revelry",
"Nope, udders.",
"Well then you know your limits and have self control. Some people do not, or overdo it more than they usually would and this is one of yh results. \n\nOne of the negative results of binge drinking.",
"Once I came to singing my address to 2 police officers in an opera-style, cuz that's the only way I could get the info out.\n\n (shrooms also). I remember the one hunching over, he was laughing so hard, so I stood up from the chair I was in, and the other one firmly said : \"sit down!\", and pushed me downwards on my shoulder\n\n When I got out the next morning, I also said \"no more mushrooms\".. Lasted about a year or 2. Done em dozens of times since, and never had a bad time :) just do em smarter now ~",
"If my dad had that he would even kill one of my neighbour but he would never put those in his car.",
" elaborate abit? :)",
"Your neighbors must love you",
"Nasty people. ",
"Great, now I want nachos.",
"So sorry to hear that!! ",
"But you'll lose your parking spot unless you bring your car wash on site. \n\nDepends on your parking spot.",
"Just find some dogs to lick it clean",
"did you at least listen to Taylor Swift? watch the Law and Order: SVU marathon???? ",
"Getting sick now, from the puke Armageddon ",
"thanks you. Was dealing with a drunk moron last nite in the ER\n\n Pretty sure he was only a moron cuz of how drunk he was. That's what his friend kept saying anyways. I'm sure dem hospital folks appreciated your gesture, and got a good chuckle at your contrite attitude",
"I bet he roams reddit, starting moms speghetti raps.",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/Z6dFBeTbA8QjS/giphy.gif",
"God damn it Bojack!",
"God damn it Bojack!",
"As a Canadian, I'm sorry you feel that way.",
"Everyone knows the best way to egg someone is to whisk the eggs and half cook them. Then just pour it all under the front porch stairs or under the car or bushes. They'll never know until the smell comes and it'll take em awhile to find it and clean it. Not that I've ever done it myself. I'm not that cruel.",
"Wait... “hawked”, really? Isn’t it “hocked”?",
"Buncha savages in this town. ",
"Maybe he got the wiper fluid mixed up with the blinker fluid. Shit happens.",
"Sounds like good luck to me",
"Last year we flew from Austin to Los Angeles (so around 3 hours I think) and about half way through the kid sat in the seat directly behind me started chundering on herself, the floor and her parents and pretty much didn't stop until landing. Fantastic.",
"Oh....my.....god.",
"Here’s to another lousy millennium ",
"Once I slammed open my bedroom window and hurled violently into the screen mesh. \n\n When I got home from my construction-workday, I had scoop half a pot's worth of jack daniel puke-stew from the window bottom, and scrub the thickened screen :)\n\n Have never had jack daniel's since",
"I came back on the 30th from spending the holidays with my family to find my entire apartment in a mess. Someone had broken in and stolen several expensive electronics. \n\nMay the new year bring us better luck and good fortune! ",
"Justice",
"thought he was just scrubbing off a REALLY nasty film of bad-breath\n\n *Whoo! Better keep this toothbrush in my mouth and reaaaaaaaly get the back of my tongue, and stuff*",
"For me closing in on 40, one to three drinks means I sleep miserably, sweatily tossing and turning all night. More than three and my next day is essentially ruined. I've given up on it, more or less.",
"You knowing it’s salty, raises too many questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to",
"You must be super lucky this year. I heard if. Bird poops on you it is good luck. So you must have a super luck now",
"what is this, a puke-party or something!",
"Ya I saw a girl on the NYC subway last night carrying a bag of her own puke and cradling her head in her hands",
"Why did I click that?",
"oooooooooo, mouthwash.\n\n Whadareya: RICH or something?",
"Jesus, in this day and age, why not have a vehicle powered inflator that automatically inflates the tires to the correct pressure? They already have live pressure gauges. ",
"I had no idea! That's good to hear.",
"churn that clown into butter, and bake some brown bread Fred",
"Some chick had a great night it seems. \n\nLook out for the #metoo post today.",
"Have exploded out my ass in zee toilet and vomited in the tub simultaneously, at least once",
"My girlfriend puked IN my car this morning, and it wasnt long until it was frozen to the seat. It has been in single digits and teens for days.\n\n After dropping her off at my parents, I drove to Crew and unsuccessfully vacuumed and sponged up the mess, but it was glued into the cloth seating and floormat. All I did was mash the icy sludge further into the cloth. \n\nSo I drove home, and by that time my interior had heated causing the ice to melt. I sat in my drivers seat in the driveway with the heat blasting, leaning over to the passenger seat to clean the mess. It smelled like hot garbage, my hands were frozen, and the bottle of upholstery cleaner had been in my trunk, so it was completely frozen and useless.\n\nI did what I could with what I had, a wet sponge, a towel, and a small amount of cleaner. The car looked good, and I was frozen, so I had to quit. The smell is still awful.",
"It’s okay, thank you!! I’m sorry to hear about your pukey situation. I’d almost rather pay to fix my car than ever have that puke all over mine! ",
"a ballet, or sorts",
"Life is rough, that’s enough, I’m done with the frettin’ ",
"Was on a plane once and went to use the toilet, sat down and looked to my side to see the little sink was filled to the brim with chunky vomit. Noped right on outta there and found some poor stewardess who whacked an out of order sign on it. I hope we didn't have turbulence.",
"heh heh",
"Hmm, maybe you know, the stuff that comes out of body from an organ designed to hold fluid that trickles out of a pair of organs designed to filter salt(s) and other nasty things out of your blood would be, you know, a bit salty, even without tasting it.... **snark*\\*\n\nTo be perfectly honest, urine can be a bit acidic as well, just not as acidic as stomach acid.",
"Opposite is true too: going to a car wash in 90+ degree weather can also crack the windshield. ",
"Life lesson don't park under a balcony. Don't know how to prevent flat tires.",
"But it’s told on reddit to never spend a penny ",
"I vaguely remember a raging party once where someone accidentally got pissed on, and so to make amends the orignal pisser allowed someone to pee on them, or something\n\n mighta been a dream, hard to say",
"This seems to be the popular unit. I wish I still worked at Lowes to use their employee discount!",
"Hope the karma bomb helps make up for it!",
"Try living in downtown Los Angeles for a year; this would be minor compared to other hazardous waste substances. Forget about the human poop, one time I almost slipped in a huge puddle of human blood that was unavoidably at the front door of my building. Thank god, I regained my balance before I landed on my ass in a huge puddle of human blood. Who knows what diseases were in it? Candidly, I thought it was water at first because there was so much of it. Clearly, someone had been stabbed or hit in the head and just bled out in front of my building.\nMy friends who have lived down there have lots of ‘poop in front of the door step’ stories. My one friend had poop covered condoms, with broken crack pipes, in his building’s stairwell. He actually lived in a nice building too. The infrastructure of the building was old. I am sure there was special species of bugs in the skeleton of the building it self; it had a nice remodel on the surface though and hipsters from rich families were paying at least 3k to stay on the higher floors with a skyline view. **The moral of the story is: don’t stay in downtown Los Angeles unless you want to deal with stuff like OP on a day to day basis.**",
"I adopted this also\n\n Little Tommy Thumb-Thumb's in kindergarten. Learning to read, and looks dapper in the cute little sweater I knit him for Christmas! ",
"and then crash\n\n and then I drive by and give the thumbs down\n\n But you're upside down in the ditch, so it's a thumbs up to you, so you feel validated, and keep doing the golf clap on future drives/claps/crashes, until you can't afford vehicle insurance anymore",
"It's the cheat code for hangover cure, but at a massive $ cost",
"All those moments will be lost in time. Like beers....in rain.",
"Take care of yourself, no ones going to do a better job of that than you. And don't beat yourself up if you have a joint here and there and a drink now and than going forward, we're only human and we're all doing the best we can. At least you recognize there is a change that needs to happen. Happy new year!",
"Unless they're colluding with the local tire shops",
"Holy shit lol. That’s some luck. If you can get DNA samples you could try and get a refund from the peeople who barfed on it",
"I see what you did there.",
"That windscreen doesn't look like it's that frozen any more.",
"Thanks captain hindsight ",
"Perfect hahaha. I never knew he did that. I've only seen him in step brothers \n\n\"I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon\"\n\nProbably my favourite film",
"Get that clown outta town....",
"True however, I could never confidently assume the predominant ‘flavour’ (lol) to be salty when you account for the additional weird stuff coming out",
"Pathetic*",
"haha: synchronized puking's a solid bonding experience. Once at least 2 and I puked simultaneously into his backyard.\n\n For awhile, it was a thing that'd we'd pretty much always drink til people were puking, so if someone was mid-puke, and you were feeling shitty, you'd quickly stick a finger down you're throat and join in\n\n Ah, the teenage years",
"Scooby snack back to reality",
"probably a sad little boy in a teenager's body who never got real love and quality time",
"Dear God, why do I reddit? \n\nEdit: Oh, right, for the gold! (Thank you, generous gilder.)",
"Yeah but it's a Canadian education so it's not worth much...",
"Look, nobody is perfect.",
"Trying to figure out how to link in Mobile. This is an old Mercedes Benz advert that talks about it.\n\nhttps://books.google.com/books?id=hF4EAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA1&lpg=PA1&dq=spare+tire+crash+absorption&source=bl&ots=3h8sEb2oco&sig=oSmxosWmTyITgZ5h-HFPigzBi0s&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjl5ovmkrjYAhWH4CYKHb5BChkQ6AEISDAP#v=onepage&q=spare%20tire%20crash%20absorption&f=false\nThat's atrocious, sorry.\nThat's from a quick Google search. I know our local police department got a shipment of new Ford Taurus cruisers in and couldn't put them on the street because they were delivered without the spares. They didn't think it would be a problem because the officers aren't allowed to change tires, but the fleet division wouldn't release them until the spares were installed, stating they are imperative to the structural integrity of the vehicle during rear-end crashes to ensure crumple zones are effective and provide protection for personnel. I've got a buddy that works for a car company, I'll see what else I can find.",
"I️ just had mine replaced for absolutely free, and my rate stayed the same.",
"This is why I live out in the country where I cannot even see my neighbors and hear coyotes howl at night.",
"These people need to be jailed. Drinking alcohol till you are piss drunk/ throwing up is not something to be proud of. ",
"Ahhh new years and vomit, you cant have one without the other. A few years back when I was maybe 16 or 17 my older brother was living with me and my mom for a while after his divorce. I celebrated new years and then went to sleep. We were pretty poor so we shared a room and bunk. I slept on the bottom. Around 4 my brother comes home and he's just so hammered. I drank a little bit so I was sleeping pretry well, but this mfer somehow wakes me up. He is absoultely giving his best effort to get to the top bunk, for a solid 10 minutes with repeated falls. Finally he gets up there. I go back to sleep. Shortly after I woke up to what sounded like milk being poored off a two story building. The spattering was so damn loud! This guy was projectile vomitting off of the top bunk and I was getting hit by splash damage! He also happened to each as much garlic as possible. The stench was unbearable. I manges to tip toe out of there in between his episodes and slept outside. The whole house smelled like garlic puke. ",
"Omg my heart goes out to you!!!\nSo sorry to hear that! Same to you❤️",
"I woke up to my car broken into and the guy tried to hot wire the damn thing. He failed and the car doesn’t recognize my key anymore ",
"Oh man if you liked him in step Brothers, I feel like you'd love Check It Out. It's a short show from adult swim and it's something that pretty much always makes me laugh. He's such a phenomenal actor and it's insane what he does in this show! No other A List actor I can think of would be so silly, crass and whatever else you'd call it in this hilarious yet somehow brilliant series. ",
"Or both, fuck it. As long as chaos is achieved then it's a win",
"I had a roommate once that would throw away my bar of soap because she demanded that I use gel soap and a loofah. So glad I don't have roommates anymore.",
"Oh no!! :( \nSo sorry for you ❤️",
"Don’t mean to laugh, but holy shit. ",
"PIX of tire or GTFO",
"Needs a nsfw tag",
"Did you try scraping it off too? Just curious if it comes off as easily as regular ice. ",
"Happy Cake day!",
"while driving? seems like a risky strategy",
"Group hug ! :)",
"I don't know about OP but I had a friend that did this and nearly died. He is a pharmacist and thought he knew where the line was. He was barely alive when he was found after not showing up for work. I don't remember the particulars as this was like 15 years ago but I think the mix basically triggered liver failure and other organ and nervous system damage. He was in a coma in the ICU for days and had to do rehab etc. As a result, he has some permanent problems including only partial use of one hand. He technically isn't supposed to drive but he does anyway.\n\nSo basically just don't do it.",
"You guys are the best! \nLol loving the Eminem sing along. ",
"That's cool and all and you must think you're enlightened or something but... op never said it was a guy so...",
"Our battery went dead last night running errands with our 7 month old daughter. Thank God for AAA.",
"Power washing porn",
"Man I've seen some shit like guys gulping a g of ketamine then wash down a g of md with beer...I still can't believe that dude pulled it trough.",
"Yeah no shit. Really sorry to hear that. Thankfully for me, my bf had my tire pumped up with his CAA.",
"You leave out one measly word....",
"You may consider burning your building down. Just a thought.",
"I'll definitely have to give it a shot. From that scene there it does seem like it'll be so stupid it's amazing",
"I feel your pain!",
"I lived in Toronto from 1992-2011... I'm honestly shocked and embarrssed this happened to you. I'm so sorry! ",
"Runs off of battery or 12v adaptor. Battery charges off mains",
"Thank you for your kindness!",
"Plot twist: OP threw up on their own car and doesn’t remember it (which would be even more amazing to me) ",
"Lol. NOT",
"*People should be shot on sight.",
"No real attempt at kindness... Just shock and disappointment. Downtown should be full of snobs, like its meant to be! Not full of rude assed upchuckers. \n\nId wash it and help w the tire if I could. Little (incredibly belly-filled) fuckers! ",
"And it's still only sterile to you.",
"I am so sorry ",
"They gain satisfaction from it, for whatever strange reason.",
"Or don’t let others affect your mood and go on about your day. Carpe diem sir.\n\nYou never know what crazy is having a bad day. Also, depending on how you do it and what you look like, a thumbs down gesture probably would come off as a threat.",
"I buy digital video content like once a year (besides streaming, and buying movies for my kids) and yet I had to buy the whole series. Almost every person I know who I've shown it to has laughed hysterically. The season 4 episode WORDS is very approachable as far as not too weird on the weirdness scale for the series, and is very funny throughout. If I remember correctly, it also doesn't require too much back story for any context. ",
"I’m sorry that happened to your car.\n\nMaybe it’s a kind of omen, like bird poo landing on you is considered to mean good luck.",
"At least frozen vomit probably doesn't smell.",
"You should get one of those portable inflators. They are powered by the car and cost like £10-20. Have had mine for several years.",
"Happy new year to you too my friend ",
"itll Be a high couple of hundred. I polished a super sport motorcycle wind screen which is about two square feet at max; after getting bug spray on it. it took me 6 hours to get the etching out with the method the article states. It’s a pain in the ass, big time, to get this shit looking “showroom”. On top you need a big air compressor with a polishing wheel, or a cordless drill with a bunch of batteries and then the polishing creams on top. It can get expensive.",
"#Blessed ",
"Never puked off a balcony above a street before. Have puked off a balcony over a friend’s backyard. Dog cleaned it up. Good boy. \n",
"I definitely need to try this! cheers!",
"r/WTF",
"That's good, wouldn't want it to die when you really need it",
"Holy shit",
"Dude I dare you to lick the bottom of your windshield to the top. ",
"*salutes and flies away*",
"A few thoughts on this:\n\n1. WHY DEAR GOD WHY DOES THIS EXIST?\n2. Maybe this will help cure my emetophobia.\n3. The cake looks like a giant yorkshire pudding. \n\nEdit: Also, this ties for nastiest video I've ever seen that almost made me gag, right next to the cooked semen video.",
"Yup, time to get a new car and literally forget this one ever existed...",
"Faces look ugly",
"So sweet. I have considered that.",
"The semi trailers I pull have this, a little hose comes off the hub from the air brake system and fills the tires when I pressurize the system.\n\nBut the truck itself doesn't have it ether...",
"I managed to chop open my finger while I was trying to make guacamole today. I think we both got omens.",
"/r/autodetailing",
"yeah, and happy new year!",
"Oh wow, indeed a great way to start the new year.",
"$125 DA Polisher is all he needs. Electric, no batteries and no air compressor. Porter Cable makes a great one. /r/autodetailing for more. ",
"I stab the zoop",
"Lol what? What are you 14?",
"You forgot the most important part though. Time and patience. ",
"Haha it was worth a shot. Hope your new year is only up from here!",
"I'll admit it I was this asshole about 10 years ago. Puked all over a office area of a construction work shop. Way to many swigs of J.D and whatever else. Had to puke while on second story of building puked over ledge and peaked down at what was compromised and it was the area with timecard's and table with paper work on it. No one noticed...Felt better I never said anything..Those poor bastard's who showed up at 7am for work..They found out..This is a secret that I have never told anyone for a decade. ",
"That certainly fills in the blanks. Projectile vomit is a normal reaction after eating a ham+pineapple pizza.",
"Serves you right...",
"Prevent drunk drivers? ",
"Savage. ",
"Seen this shit happen waaay too often in Oshawa",
"Just the rush that you get when you know you've done wrong.",
"I'm sorry, I really can't look at it again. But going from memory, I am quite sure I saw a chewed up shrimp towards the windshield wipers, and a part of a ritz around the passengers side... ",
"the ol' cork mallet",
"Right and neither did I.\n\n\nGenerality: noun \n-an indefinite or unspecific statement\n\n\n\nI also don't think I'm enlightened, I just think I'm participating and bullshitting in a nothing conversation. Christ you must be fun at parties.\n\n\"As you all are celebrating I want to remind you all this New Years party truly signifies is we are all closer to death...\"",
"Last New Year's Eve a drunk driver drove through the fence and a brick retaining wall next to my house at 2am and drove away, doing nearly $1,000 in damage. \n\nI hate New Year's Eve.",
"I inflate my spare during my 2 year checkup ... and my spare is full sized, so i put on a winter RFT tire.... just in case....",
"So that is why dogs always sniff people, they are just smelling another kind of asshole in a friendly greeting!",
"Any chance this was in Pullman Washington?",
"Will stomach acids ruin the paint?",
"Good luck finding a car wash in Toronto, it's so cold that everywhere I go the washes are closed.",
"I was gonna say, NYC. Ya godda problem widdat?",
"Is that a cocktail shrimp?",
"Oh no... \n\nHow are you going to clean that? \n\nI think you should just get rid of the car.",
"Just terrible. \n❤️",
"Even if you put a spare tire on, careful with an automated car wash, they can be mechanically difficult. Haven't seen it happen but I would never trust one with a donut style spare. Not sure what type of spare you have on that model, I didn't really check into it. Just letting you know my opinion, I'm a half-ass auto mechanic but full fledged motorcycle mechanic. ",
"I'm thinking this guy really knows his bodily fluids.",
"Lol I can imagine ",
"It must suck having to live with people who live above you ",
"Lol thank you!",
"Dammit, sorry, I was hoping for a Neon. ",
"I’m sort of proud I survived it? If that makes sense? There are so many times when you’re literally firing out both ends simultaneously and praying for death when you’ve got that particular virus. Not, haha meme bullshit want to die. Like, you’re hugging the bucket and actually looking up to the sky between convulsions and asking god to just end it and take you home. \n\nI’ve been through some hard times in my life. I’ve been sick, I’ve been weak, I’ve been sad. Nothing has matched two days of hard noro virus. The fact that I made it through that 48 hours makes me feel like I can get through anything. It was such a physical and mental trial to feel my body convulsing and trying to deal with the feeling of something that’s not exactly pain but feels like you’re dying a bit? \n\nWhen I get the flu or a cold now I laugh at it. A wee flu? Pffff. I don’t need counseling, I need some sort of medal or award. You could have shined a flashlight through me as my body decided it was done with this whole “not fucking demolishing it’s self.” ",
"You need to read JG Ballard's 'High Rise'. ",
"You can bet that the first one was accidental- lean over the railing and hurl. And that every single one after that was a deliberate response to the first, just to say they did it. ",
"Yes that too lol",
"Lmao",
"Nice.",
"Some simple geometry, impact velocity analysis, and deductive logic should point to the balcony and floor where the offending vomit was launched from. I suggest you repay this vomoffering by recreating the great Toronto Frozen Dog Urine experiment of 1977 on the balcony in question.",
"Lol well I how your feel better getting this off your chest. You are forgiven. 3 hail Mary’s ",
"Ditto. I woke up one year to have my entire hood keyed by some drunk asshole. Best clean off that vomit asap so it doesn’t mar the paint too much. Best of luck in 2018! Perhaps the worst is over. ",
"That may be somewhat true but I would wager they’re also just saving money. I mean they are. And they probably convince people to buy it as an option. Higher mpg is a happy coincidence",
"They just want to save money",
"The filth of Saruman is washing away.",
"His name is roll safe",
"Similar story. A few years ago we took my aunt and cousins to Disneyland for their first New year after their dad died. We got home to a smashed passenger side window on my sister's car. Thankfully, our neighbor is an off duty cop and he patched up the window, called the police, and actually assisted in catching the kids who did it. They smashed about a dozen windows in our neighborhood that night. ",
"Burn the car. Do it now.",
"Nothing's better than getting a little bit too drunk and throwing on the gloves to box with your roommates",
"At some point in the future, I think we are going to have inserted chips or ports to monitor all the different aspects of our bodies, like hormones. Blood pressure, insulin - it's not just men and testosterone. Hormones impact all aspects of our behavior; in younger folks, it affects their behavior due to reduced impulse control. \n\nI get what you're saying - IMO the 'sneaky' angriest portion of society is young males 13- 16 (more likely to do vandalism, steal stuff, shoplifting, deflating tires, graffiti, etc). Girls this age act out as well, and their hormones are off the charts. \n\nThe most confrontational angry portion of society (again, only IMO, not claiming to be an expert) would be males ages 16-24. This age is more likely to participate in road rage, randomly picking fights with other guys, fighting over girls, breaking stuff. More aggressive, confrontational stuff.\n\nMaybe someday they will look back at this time like we now view leeches and bloodletting.... \n",
"Found my new garage band name",
"👉😎👉 zoop.",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"I live around the corner from my university. During finals some idiot(s) when around my apartment complex, about 100 so residents, & slashed about 20 peoples cars tire. Unfortunately, mine was one of them. The sucky part too is that we supposedly pay a flat fee every month for “security.”",
"Whoops there goes ralphy",
"It's just people being drunk and not caring, but your post is reaaaaalllly stretching to find a silver lining. Good for you and your positive outlook! Have an upvote",
"Might be your bad year usually your misery is someone else's luck or an entire year ",
"At least you didn't lose your phone. That's just the worst..",
"I wish someone barfed on my stuff so I could get all these upvotes.",
"Unless they own the tire shop down the road.",
"My spare used to be in the front. I've chucked it out to mount my battery. Lol",
"Christ dude, what did you do last night?",
"> How much did you eat?\n\nThat's not how mushrooms work. You've no objective way of knowing how much psilocybin you're ingesting. Some have a little, some have a lot. Honestly, of all the times I'd eaten them, this was probably the least... specifically because the dude that gave them to me said they were strong. I just had no idea they were going to be *that* strong. We had an 1/8th that we split between 6 people. All of us had an equally strong reaction. One girl started acting like a cat, and peed in the litter box. ",
"That's the kind of lad you would see on /r/secondworldanarchists, going around and stabbing things because he can",
"Basically I peaked in the ambulance, lost time for a few hours, and can remember from the social worker on wards. The first thing I really remember is saying to her \"Oh wait... I'm going to feel really dumb when I sober up, aren't I?\" and she said \"Yes, probably\" ",
"This is hilarious ",
"My understanding as explained by one of his siblings was that he combination caused his heart rate and breathing to slow down to the point that he died. So he looked like he fell asleep but maybe that was more like a coma? Sedation to death? This is the same guy that drank so much Mountain Dew our second year of college that he actually damaged his body. Lovable, awkward dumbass that he was. His mom saved some of his drawings for me after the funeral, I still have them tucked in the back of my portfolio.",
"Vomit popped a tire?",
"Try two backslashes instead of one",
"Lmao sry dude shits too funny ",
"Yea, they shined a bright light in my face which I was super annoyed with... then put me on oxygen. But I have to say, the reason the ambulance was called was because I started having wild bad hallucinations. Like, I couldn't even understand shapes anymore and shit. I couldn't tell the difference between my hand and the coffee table, or know that I was talking to a person or a lamp. That light fixed that, almost immediately. The oxygen felt great, probably because I was hyperventilating with worry or something. I started peaking in the ambulance, but at least they'd calmed me down. I don't remember much of the rest of it until I came to, but I don't think it was negative. They just kept me calm and road it out. I think it cost me around $1k. ",
"r/mildlyinfuritating",
"So gross!! I feel bad for you!!",
"Nah, it just takes one real big asshole to fuck up an entire area.",
"If you don't have triple A, but know somebody who does, you can ask them to help you out. If the cardholder says they were in the car, AAA has to provide the same towing rate or assistance that the car needs, because they were a passenger when it happened. Good luck! That tire iron must be colder than a witches tit in a brass bra! 🙃",
"And I felt bad for writing stuff like ''drive safe'' and ''I believe in you'' in snow on the cars in some parking lot while going home wasted last night",
"Sorry but i dont believe that. \nAn 8th split 6 ways is .58 of a gram each. Just slightly over 1/2 a gram which is barely enough to feel ANY effects. \n\nIve grown my own mushrooms for a few years now. Tried many strains. And consumed upwards of 10-12 grams in a single dose. Never have i been in a state of mind to think i was a cat or any other creature. \n\nIf the story is true, my guess is she didnt feel much of anything and acted out what \"tripping\" is made to look like in movies and tv.",
"People are strange when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly when you're alone.",
"And yelling “UNACCEPTABLE” at each person",
"Why?",
"Good post, but I wish I didn't have to see it every time I scroll down my front page.",
"I was just thinking that could be a subreddit. ",
"in making people feel Bad?",
"When you're alone",
"Is that popcorn vomit ?",
"Do you live in Pukestan?",
"Yeah, one time that happened, but with thing the cars and breaking off the drivers side mirrors.",
"In with the new...out with the old.",
"I really just don't understand why folks can't learn to fucking drink properly to begin with. Find your pace, stick with it.\n\nAlso, upvote for being an upstanding degenerate and knowing how to use the toilet.",
"f(ಠ‿↼)z",
"Also a viable solution compared to \"on some dudes car down there\"",
"Eh, chaotic neutral is basically just advertising \"I wanna act like a green text character\". It gets pretty boring after a while, always having to do some randomly insane thing that almost kills you and forcing the DM to save you because you also happen to be the most effective and useful person in the party, and without you every fight would take twenty minutes because the other party members would be bickering about how to tackle things which is where you normally suggest literally tackling it, like immidiately.",
"❤️",
"Shit on every car that's clean. ",
"Is there AAA or anything like it in Canada? $50 for a year and you can sign up and have someone come out to either change/fill the spare or have it towed, worth it even if you only use it this one time imo. ",
"I live alone, and I'm checking my toothbrush tonight",
"dawg. you park ur car out infront of someone's balcony, it's gonna have shit falling on it. sometimes literally. ",
"Eh, even if it did windshield replacements are typically free with your insurance. ",
"There is *no way* insurance will believe that hail hit 20 times on only one side of the windshield.\n\nAlso that's insurance fraud. It's not worth risking a charge like that for a few hundred dollars.",
"Lol unbelievable right ",
"> When its super cold out merely turning on the car heat suddenly is enough to make a chip spread.\n\nI don’t think that’s true...a car still stays cold for long periods of time even after the heat is turned on and turned on at full strength. Thus, there would be no “sudden” temperature change. I mean, I’ll defer to your judgment if you are who you say you are, but I think you would have to have an extremely large chip/crack and towards the lower part of the window such that the defroster hits the crack directly. Furthermore, I can’t imagine this occurring in newer models cars. \n",
">Sorry but i dont believe that. \n\nOh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to give you the mistaken impression I gave a fuck what you believe. \n\n>Never have i been in a state of mind to think i was a cat or any other creature.\n\nI've never been killed in a car accident, therefor it must not be possible. Sound logic you got there. \n\n",
"Apparently, according to most car manufacturers, all you *really* need is a can of Fix-A-Flat... /s",
"Chaotic zoop",
"You should feel a little better knowing that who ever can’t control themselves in such a way is sure to have a miserable year. Alcohol and regret skip through life hand in hand ",
"I see more puke on car. Combined with shit hitting fan.",
"Nowhere to go but up! Good luck, friend.",
"That shit eats your rims, and when you get your tire replaced, the guy doing it hates you if you forget to tell him.",
"There is a trend in France to burn cars on the street on new years eve. You got off better!",
"You should have done some DNA testing then use it to blackmail, find out their family secrets. /s",
"Unless he works at the tire store.",
"Lawyer up, claim permanent damage, sue them for repairs and lost value. Go to a mom and pops shop and get a claim on the price of a new paint job. Use the invoice in court and after winning your money don't paint the car. Walk out of this with cash in your pocket and neighbors who've learned a lesson in consideration for their surroundings and cohabitators. ",
"Seriously though, check out how many cars no longer carry a spare as standard equipment. It's ridiculous. ",
"why cook them?",
"Damn dude...might wanna take care of it sooner rather than later. That shit will corrode the fuck out of your paint.",
"That’s a bummer man. ",
"Sounds about right ",
"F",
"gotta get them MPGEEs... It's all for weight reduction. If you have a small vehicle, the spare tire and all the parts can reduce the MPG by 3-5. The can weighs almost nothing, so they dump the spare for that 3-5 mpg.",
"That's not true. A rapid temperature gradient between one side of the glass to the other, even a free floating piece of glass, is enough to shatter it. The strain is caused by the other glass molecules themselves. Tempered glass isn't as susceptible to this since the tempering process introduces a lot of compressive pre-stress into the glass. If you don't believe me, throw an ice cube into warm water. The ice cube is totally unconstrained but will still crack ",
"Dope",
"I would just squirt washer fluid on it, let the wipers wipe it away. The wipers wouldn't wipe it away though, so I would squirt more washer fluid on it, and let the wipers wipe it away. It would probably take a while, but that's what I would do. ",
"Oh yeah, definitely chips and 59/59",
"You need to wash it anyways.\n",
"yes?",
"That is terrible, sorry. ",
"When you're strange",
"They’d vomit over their balcony and it would splatter on the windows & window frames below.",
"Well, while I was in high-school a regular user eye-balled out a dose for me. We were at a cabin, I took it, and the last thing I remember is smoking a j on the picnic table out front.\n\nI wake up what feels like hours later, but I'm in complete blackness (eyes closed). I slowly start to think, and realize that I have a conciousness. I remember telling myself \"You are SandKitty... you exist. Am I just a thought? Do I not have physical form? Why do I feel this way.... I smoke something called marijuana sometimes, but this is different..... SHROOMS! I'm on something called shrooms! Or am I? Does that even exist?! No. I am real. My name is SandKitty Ninjasan. I have sisters, and brothers, a loving mother and father... and oh dear god, such beautiful fucking nieces and nephews\"\n\nAnd then I began sobbing, and came to wrapped in a blanket on the couch.",
"Dude, we are siblings on this. The wild bad hallucinations are terrible cause you can't vouch for your own personal safety. Like you have no idea if you spoke to someone that you need help, or if you hallucinated you did. I started tripping on the hiking trail, but I couldn't remember which direction I was going and I was legitimately scared that I was gonna get stuck out there. Esp cause my brain thought I was in a prehistoric era in Utah (which is kind of funny now that I think about it). I turned around alright and made it back to the start of the trail right when it went nuts. The park services called an ambulance on me because I had a panic attack. I threw up. I couldn't regulate my breathing and kept hyper-ventilating too. I had shooting pain down my arm, and my whole body felt hung-over. I could barely walk. Chunks of memory are missing too. The ambulance ride was nearly 40 minutes but felt like five. I have health insurance, but there is no way it covered all of that insanity. I'm waiting for the bill...",
"More or less yeah it's a pretty regular thing...",
"Omg who are these people! Must be a college town ! So gross!",
"thinking or hoping?",
"Honestly I was pretty curious as to what would qualify as a strange asshole.",
"Attack ships on fire over the shoulder of Orion.",
"Are least you get to start the new year with a brand new car! ",
"definition of strange asshole:any and all assholes that do not belong to you",
"Thanks, gave me a pretty good laugh. ",
"Some people pay good money for that",
"wow",
"They gain a cheap thrill probably. Cheap laugh at others’ misfortune. Alcohol and immaturity makes these things seem worthwhile. But fundamentally not very creative; if they’d have stabbed two tires each instead of just the one, they’d have *really* ruined everybody’s day",
"> but there is no way it covered all of that insanity\n\nYou'll have a co-pay. The real downside is it's now in your medical record. Good luck getting pain meds.",
"Someone once dumped paint on all of the cars on the block, including mine. I had the police wake me up to let me know.",
"You watched sing",
"I mean I guess they were trying to be helpful in their own way by making sure people don't drive. Probably not but maybe. ",
"Woohoo consequences! Hooray...question mark?",
"You roll a one, and your knife attempt at his kidney slips and hits you in the crotch instead. Over the course of several days that you remain in prison before your hanging, you hear the local villagers murmuring something about \"grey joy\". What ever could it mean?",
"At least they didn’t vomit on the car from their assholes.",
"I lived in Toronto for a few years. Fuck those people. \n\nIndividually most people I met from Toronto were nice. On the whole they were a bag of dicks. ",
" Sounds trans-form-atively cathartic ~",
"Thank you ",
"Second this. Perfect and stores easily too in a trunk. ",
"I always fear that. \n\nMy insurance doesn't cover anything someone else does, since it'd cost me 1400€ per year. So unless the police would find whoever did that, I'd have to pay the costs, and my tires are expensive (though very good which is why I buy them). \n\nSo I'd have like 100€ to get it brought to the dealership and then another 300€ per tire.\n\nBut the worst is destroying it. If someone would set flame to it, which, honestly, isn't that hard for any kind of stuff, it'd be completely destroyed and I would get any cent for it. \n\nFuck anyone who does that",
"Knees weak",
"A whole g of ketamine? That sounds like my worst nightmare. I took too big of a bump of k and I was in a k hole for the majority of the night. It was about 0.2 g tops. ",
"You'll be fine. :-) \n\nI've made a metric fuck-ton of mistakes in life and the mushroom incident ranks rather low on the list. At worst, you inconvenienced a couple of people for a few hours. It's in the past now, do your best to learn from the incident and move on with your life.",
"You got it, the old shit house",
"That is well and truly fucked.",
"I’m pretty sure I see Cheetos in there. ",
"Hudson, the previous keg chugging champion stands quietly and mutters *\"Game over man, game over.\"*",
"Can you just keep track of all the misfortunes that happen to you this year? Then give us a top ten at the end of the year? ",
"FFS",
"At least it’s not a convertible :)",
"Every spare is sacred.",
"Ugh sorry this happened to you. This sucks. But this should also be a reminder as to why you shouldn't look up with your mouth open. *taps temple*",
"Yup, 3 weeks sober on New Year’s Day. And I have never felt better. Being the sober person around drunk people is annoying.. but, it can also be fun. Fortunately I don’t have a car so I can’t DD (I also have very few friends, so there’s that.) ",
"Mom's spaghetti",
"Yeah, Russians",
"Yes, it still happens in newer cars, as a matter of fact it happens more frequently in newer cars since one of the main ways to make a car more fuel efficient outside of the engine is to make it lighter, and the difference between say the first years of the prius and the current model prius is about 15 lbs lighter by making the glass thinner. (OEM glass is barely 1/8th inch thick, about the same as a beer bottle). As for the sudden temperature change, consider that windshields are two pieces of glass laminated together. its below freezing outside. you hit your remote starter and the car warms up in your driveway. You go to clean it off or get in it and what do you do? Blast the heat on full bore often with defrosters going. The inside pane of glass heats up alot faster than the outer pane where a chip is. the inner layer expanding from the heat puts stress on the area of the chip and it spreads, running all of the way across the windshield. \n\nWinter is the busiest time of year for the glass industry, not only because of all the stuff on the roads, but because the temperature causes minor chips to go from \"ahh ill ignore the tiny chip way out of my view\" into \"theres a 3 foot crack running across m windshield\"\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09fS2ER4hhk",
"OP did say tires, plural",
"Like this one: https://i.imgur.com/qJHXoBQ.jpg",
"Or a thousand forks on your wedding day",
"[Yes.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlqhtq4z3I&feature=youtu.be)\n\nOP is probably full of shit.",
"Gonna have to call [bullshit]( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlqhtq4z3I&feature=youtu.be) on that.",
"-28C here at night. I would not fancy trying to get that off.",
"Damn. Sorry bro",
"Snakes On A Plane............any guesses?",
"That has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.",
"Strange drunkies",
"Carnage...beautiful word choice",
"So the most amazing city on the planet? ",
"His happened one year when I was in the Poconos with all my friends. All of our cars where parked right in front of the balcony’s and people where pissing/spitting/puking over the rails, meanwhile its -10 degrees out so everything was frozen ",
"It's going to be very difficult to prove who did this. It looks like several people. It's not as easy as on tv.\n\nThis STINKS!!! I would ask them to wash my car, at least. If they refuse, take photos, and then take it somewhere to be cleaned. Maybe small claims court?",
"Growing up, my sister could never remember which toothbrush was hers. She would just grab one, so half the time my brother would go to brush his teeth and find his toothbrush already wet.",
"ZOOP 👉😎👉",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"This sounds like something my 11 year old would say.",
"nooo so what did he do? that would only happen to me twice before i started hiding it or marking it with a sharpie or something.",
"He would just use the dry one. He tried marking it, but that didn't work. They were different colors, too. My sister is actually quite intelligent, but had some sort of mental block when it came to her toothbrush. ",
"I have the worst stomach flu I've EVA had... Damn thing looks like my bathroom",
"I’m sure he feels very embarrassed and ashamed today! \n\nThe nurse I gave the chocolates to remembered me, and said it was very sweet of me to come back and give them a gift. I get that they see countless drunks and I was neither the first nor last, but I felt it was something I should apologise for as it isn’t me. Hospital (and ambulance) staff are the last people I’d wand to give a hard time. ",
"They seemed very grateful when I dropped them off, and told me not to worry about it. Still, it was behaviour worth apologising for in my opinion. My mum worked in a hospital (an eye hospital, though) and said you can’t go wrong giving nurses and doctors chocolate or sweets! \n\nHospital and ambulance staff are the last people I’d ever want to give a hard time to. It upsets and angers me when I see them getting abuse or the like. ",
"It’s made me think twice about my “a few drinks won’t hurt” mindset. Part of my problems are poor impulse control and self destructive behaviour, so I really shouldn’t drink much anyway. \n\nThank you for your comment, and I’m sorry again about your friend. ",
"In life we revel\n\npositivity just a respite\n\nwe have dreams for the future\n\ntarnished by the remains of jack from last night",
"You gotta just throw the whole damn car away ",
"Well, it can only get better now, right? :D",
"Oh man. It happens!",
"That was exactly what I needed to read right now. Kind of you to say it. Thanks, random internet person. ",
"Could be worse. A couple of decades ago, someone threw a few sparklers onto the hood of our. Burned right through the metal.",
"> it wasn't going to be sexual so they were going to pound faces instead.\n\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Just wanted to fuck up people's day.",
"**ON YOUR WEDDINNNNNG DAAAAAAY**",
"OMG...I just realized I heard someone at my party making that puke sound in my office and I hope they made it to the balcony in time...going to check now...fingers crossed...barf.",
"You are my hero for posting this! As someone who has given the finger to people cutting me off and then getting followed by crazy person I flipped off, I don't do it anymore...thumbs down it is!",
"> I threw up another guy's underwear.\n\nLPT: Stop eating other people's underwear.",
"This is called the \"plane strain\" condition where bulk material acts to prevent movement.",
"That dude took a fucking mound. When he got up he was curved and his hands were almost touching the floor.",
"Mom’s spaghetti.",
"To be fair, some chips will spread just due to the vibrations of driving around. It doesn't take much at all.",
"Reminds me of the time a friend and I were on e making a track. We decided we wanted to sample something being hammered... In the end we settled for an innocuous-looking box found under the stairs. \n\n\nIt was making a fantastic sound! Then about five hits in we notice fragments of glass... \n\n\nTurns out I'd had a beautiful full-length mirror in there and forgotten about it. Utterly smashed! ",
"And it’s frozen. Ew. ",
"The party Gods sacrificed your vehicle so that some kid can learn how much Rumplemintz he shouldn't ever drink again. \n\nYou should be HONORED! ",
"Worked in the car window replacement business for 10 years. You can pour warm water over a frozen windshield just fine \"IF\" there are no small cracks in it already from little pebbles in the road. I do it to my car and my wife's car all the time. If there are small cracks in it already you do have a chance to make the crack bigger. \n\nJust don't use boiling hot water.",
"I wonder if the acid will damage the paintwork?",
"Did the acid from the sick damage your paintwork at all? ",
"Young people are assholes* I️ had a buddy a long ago who used to pop tires for fun. We were about 14 years old.",
"If you're in Atlanta I'll clean it for free. I'm a mobile detailer.",
"Makes me wish assholes are reincarnated as actual assholes. ",
"Something similar happened in my street this year. Drunk guy walked down the street with an axe and bashed car windows. Front, sides ant back... Asshole smashed 24 cars until he was arrested.",
"“Some men just want to watch the world burn”",
"There's mom on his spaghetti already ",
"I was thinking DISCOOSTENK would be more appropriate.",
"Not too hard to figure out which apartment did it.\n\nTake some action.",
"Mom's spaghetti",
"Reminded me of Frank Gallagher ",
"I've had my windshield repaired without my rates being affected.",
"Off center buttholes",
"You are hung by your best friend the palidan",
"Don't lie, you've been there before :p",
"on the bright side, your year can only get better.",
"Maybe you got all your bad karma over with early this year!!",
"Definitely looks like more than one person judging by the amount of it..",
"Bad idea. Do not do that when its cold outside you could crack it",
"birds know how to fucking party",
"Trying to see it that way. Lol thank you ",
"Hoping so. Thank you!",
"That’s very kind. Unfortunately for me,\nI’m in Toronto. ",
"Just buy a new one at that point... shit is broken ",
"That's just bad roleplay then. I thought I was grossly exaggerating an example, but I guess not. They're not supposed to be played as insane schizophrenics trying to bring about total anarchy. Or even as totally random, unpredictable people... that's just not realistic.\n\nI always thought Episode 4 Han Solo was a great example of Chaotic Neutral. He breaks the rules as it suits him, doesn't care about the conflict happening between good and evil until he gets pulled into it, and even then his actions are motivated by greed and selfishness. (Although, at the very end when he comes back to save Luke from Vader, that's more on the good side than neutral)",
"1997 me wants to apologize to the car below my first balcony hurl. \n",
"My car does this. Can of goo and a pancake compressor. Actually had to use it a couple of weeks ago. Worked pretty well, was able to limp to Discount Tire and didn't have to fuck with a bottle jack and pulling a wheel off.",
"At least your home didn't get destroyed by aliens from Omicron Persei 8.",
"Woke up to find one of my fest friends was murdered. Happy New Year.",
"Jesus. I am very sorry for your loss.\n❤️",
">down\n\nSounds like you found your guilty party",
"Mom's spaghetti",
"I inside that 4/3 difference come from a whole slew of tweaks. I doubt you'll see fuel economy gains of 10% just by removing the weight of a small child. ",
"Puss has a ton of ammonia though, idk what that would do to your paint job but I doubt it would be pretty.",
"I’m the Mormon in my group of friends so I’m always the sober one among drunks, it’s weird most of the time but you can also fully appreciate their drunk antics. Also you can tell them crazy stories about the night before that they don’t remember.",
"The only difference between Prius Two and Prius Two Eco AFAIK is removal of spare tire and rear windshield wiper. I would agree with you that there probably is other tweaks (my guess is that they detuned the engine some more so that it's less aggressive in the test band) ",
"with hotdogs cut up in it?",
"Han was more chaotic good, he always had a group of people that he held close as friends and would die for. A chaotic neutral character just doesn't care about rules what so ever and simply lives to entertain themselves, good and bad are just concepts created to hold people back from having a good time to them. They are apathetic, they don't care about feelings or what is right. Social stigmas have no bearing on a chaotic neutral, just more useless rules to them.\n\nYes this can be done in a more refined way, however it is notoriously difficult to pull off correctly as it simply doesn't feel human to allow amusement to be the only emotion that plays into decision making. When playing DnD you usually want to help that crying little kid, not tell them to add someone who gives a shit to the list of things they need to find, just above their parents.",
"Vomiting into 2018 like...",
"Suprisingly ammonia actually inhibits rust in elemental iron.\n\nIron actually rusts 'more slowly' at higher pH, and ammonia at 1M is about 10 11 ish. So there you go, maybe just a bit disgusting I think but not too bad.",
"i did this",
"I did this once myself in center camp at Burning Man around 5 am. I must've projectile puked on 30+ bikes. I felt so bad about it, but there was nothing to be done except slink away into the night in utter shame. It's worse because the bike racks are *dense* with bikes and many people turn them into works of art. \n\n:(\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"Mom's spaghetti",
"Nah, just lick it off.",
"Damn that is some really powerful projectile vomit! ",
"Oh, for crying out loud...",
"Thanks, Don Lemon.",
"I'm talking pre-movies and up to the end of Episode 4 that he was neutral. By the end of 4, I definitely think he shifted a bit more towards good, and was borderline, but still more in the neutral range than good.\n\nFor another extreme example: If you're willing to drop an infant off a cliff to save a friend, neutral. Willing to drop kick an infant off a cliff for no real reason, evil. Going to let your friend die to save that random infant, good.\n\nI think people just have a hard time with the term neutral. You don't have to be random or unpredictable to be neither good or evil.",
"The neutral isn't what brings about the random aspect, it is the chaotic modifier that brings about the random unpredictability. The neutrality just means that they are apathetic to nearly everything, the modifier is what determines what they are mostly motivated by. A chaotic neutral character is generally only motivated by self service, not necessarily meaning what happens will be evil or good deeds, but whatever or not they feel like it will be fun or bring about a good reward. \n\nGood chaotic neutral characters types are the shady merchant, the treasure hunting rogue, the barbarian on search of a true fight. These are all characters that will do whatever they want so long as it gets them what they want, good or bad doesn't really play into it.\n\nAs for Han, I don't know enough pre movie stuff to make a good argument against that.",
"Mom's spaghetti",
"Actually in some cultures this is a good sign for future good luck! If you win Lottery, please be sure to lend a brotha a hand.",
"r/thatsucks",
"Lol I need some luck no doubt about that!",
"Personally, I wouldn't trust myself to change a flat correctly. My car insurance is through GEICO and I had the roadside assistance add-on, which adds like $3 to my premium and provides the similar coverage to AAA. If I get a flat that bad, I'm just gonna pull over, open the app, request assistance, put on a podcast, and relax until shit gets fixed.",
"It's not rocket science..\n\nEveryone out of the car. \n\nYou loosen (but not remove) the nuts in a star pattern\n\nYou put the jack on the jack point (unibody car, check your manual) or under the axle or frame (frame vehicles like pickups) and you jack it up until there is enough clearance for the new tire to slide on. (this is also why I recommend a small hydraulic bottle jack or portable shop jack, that screw jack is a pain)\n\nNow you remove the bolts and the tire, put the tire under your car so if the jack fails, your car lands on the tire and not you.\n\nYou take out your spare, and align it with the lug bolts. Slide 'er on there and hand tighten the lug nuts.\n\nTighten the nuts as best you can in a star pattern, if it's a front wheel, this may be difficult on a front tire, you just want to make sure the tire is pressed against the hub.\n\nPut your bad tire away, and let the jack down.\n\nRetighten the lug nuts in a star shaped pattern.\n\nIf you have a doughnut (tiny thin tire), it's only designed to get you to a shop. Prepare to immediately pay for a new tire.\n\nSimplicity itself, and a necessary skill.\n\nSee, I drive a semi and we don't have spares anymore. I have to wait on Love's or TA or whoever to change my tire. Once, it took 6 friggin hours for them to get to me. Plus i still had to negotiate payment, because they didn't have any of the covered tires in stock.\n\nNow, imagine that same scenario, but it's you trying to get to work. It's been an unreasonable amount of time, and you now know how to change a tire. Why wouldn't you do it?",
"Mom' spaghetti",
"I know *how* to do it, but I have severe ADHD and don't trust myself to not make a stupid, potentially catastrophic mistake because I miss something obvious.",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"I've done this many times, and I was on Ritalin and Concerta most of my life.",
"Cheese Board?",
"Yeah it ate rite through it in 48 hours. I was pissed. I figured it was just spit so it would rinse off... but no. ",
"He really is at times. ",
"Oh yeah I'm for sure a doctor and that is what we call It. Delicious fresh lung butter. The greener the better. ",
"Idk but whatever is in his mouth and lungs is NASTY! I wish I stIll had pics of it. In fact I might on my old phone. If so I'll post it. ",
"I like it. ",
"Probably. Yes. ",
"Yeah my phones auto correct will pick whatever it wants and I usually miss it until after I hit send. ",
"That what you call them in your neck of the woods?",
"I actually agree with pretty much everything here, except that you say that neutrals are apathetic, but then go on to say they're motivated by greed. \n\nMy point was just that chaotic neutral character rarely gets played well (and I think it's more due to the terminology getting people hung up). They see chaotic as the key word and automatically take it to the extreme of random and unpredictable, rather than seeing chaotic as the opposite of lawful and neutral as a balance/in-between of good and evil. Chaotic neutral characters can be just as predictable (when played correctly), as lawful good or chaotic evil. IE, they will always act in their own best interests (generally, unless it directly brings about great harm to others).\n\nAs far as Han's character before the movies, I'm mostly basing it on what you see and are hinted towards near the beginning of the movie. He's pretty much the typical treasure-hunting rogue.",
"I would have preferred that over vomit any day. But soda definitely sucks. My heart goes out to you❤️",
"What are the odds this is King and Niagara?....",
"Lol very observant ",
"Just wondering because I was at an NYE party there and someone puked off the balcony!",
"Your kidding ",
"I’m not kidding at all. ",
"Amazing. You should pass them along my car wash bill plus labour ",
"I just sent this to her and I’m pretty sure she will do exactly that",
"Hilarious. Let me know. ",
"That's a good team puke!",
"Lying cunt",
"How could you do that ",
"Everything's fine now?",
"Lol yes everything is fine now thanks for your concern "
] | 2,218 | pics | Wake up to frozen vomit all over my car from the balconies above! ...and a flat tire! Happy New Year! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ngyyc/this_is_how_a_shaved_husky_looks_like/ | [
"What made owner decide to do this? ",
"I cannot exist on a planet with these demons! ",
"Oh boi that could also be in r/funny",
"I feel like only morons shave huskies?",
"Why :(",
"seems like even if it's head was shaved, too, it would still look too big for it's body",
"You can feel the loss of dignity in that stare.",
"\"I may look like a popsicle, but I look like a dignified af popsicle.\"",
"I want to see someone come by and quickly rub his head so it would bobble around",
"What monster shaves a Husky??? ",
"Correct ",
"turn that frown upside down..."
] | 12 | pics | This is how a shaved husky looks like |
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/r/pics/comments/7nh1dd/dollar_bills_from_the_year_2065/ | [
"United States of Cheese",
"hwut",
"Not a single “dollar” bill shown. ",
"We'll need 500's again because dollars won't be worth shit due the the massive debt."
] | 4 | pics | Dollar bills from the year 2065 |
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/r/pics/comments/7nh2hz/i_love_this_old_genuine_pic_my_mom_took_of_me_and/ | [
"Not the place for this sentimental hogwash.",
"Bo’s just tryin to smell your crotch",
"it’s a pic isn’t it? downvote and move along",
"A downvote doesn’t properly express my reason for disdain with your post.",
"well sorry I ruined the start of your 2018",
"I accept your apology. ",
"Pups do enjoy the pong of poop.",
"Where is this alternate /r/pics where there has never been sentimentality?",
"You’re in it right now pal!"
] | 9 | pics | I love this old genuine pic my mom took of me and my dog Bo. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nh2ve/ivanka_trumps_clothing_line_is_made_in_china/ | [
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Color me surprised. /s",
"Welcome to 2016. Glad you could catch up. ",
"It is known.",
"We know",
"Well I'm behind\n",
"OMG Blumpf is done for it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"Hello Behind. ",
"Are you sure it's not just the \"Made in China\" label that's made in China?",
"For the same price as,probably,a few shipments,to the U.S.The cost of paying Chinese workers,yearly,to fabricate those garments,is probably,less.That's how business,works.",
"Most things are made in China. ",
"For the same sentence,probably,you could use,fewer commas and achieve an even greater,nay,more stellar outcome,in the reader's,comprehension. ",
"Don't forget to wipe yourself.",
"Incredible.Thanks for sending the private message.Had no idea you felt so strongly about it.",
"so are iPhones."
] | 15 | pics | Ivanka trumps clothing line is made in China |
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/r/pics/comments/7nh47a/how_do_americans_call_these/ | [
"Satsuma",
"We don't have a word for things that don't come wrapped in bacon.",
"Clemtines or cuties ",
"The garnish.",
"Christmas sounds greasy for you",
"Tangerines",
"Ocular Claymore",
"Should be \"*What* do Americans call these?\"",
"Just a word on the English used here: In English, one would say \"what\" do you call this. \"How\" do you call this would be a question about the method of calling it, that is, if one calls by talking, or by singing, or whatever that might mean. It doesn't make much sense in English.",
"With our phones. ",
"It’s a clementine.",
"/u/JagFacilier, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/JagFacilier&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nh47a/how_do_americans_call_these/?context=10\\))",
"Thank you for the update! Appreciate it\n☺️",
"Yeah well, I got what I wanted anyway so... ",
"My blood is about 60% ham right now. I eat well the rest of the year, but Christmas is a very greasy holiday for me."
] | 15 | pics | How do Americans call these? |
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/r/pics/comments/7nh4n9/the_stargazers_paradise_of_uluru_in_central/ | [
"Amazing image!\n",
"I was touring around Uluru many years ago and we camped overnight in the area. Definitely never been in another area so free of light pollution-it's probably the only time I've ever seen the spill of the Milky Way in all its glory. \n\nThough it's not exclusively a night sky phenomenon, it's also really interesting to see the different shades of orange, red and almost maroon Ayer's Rock shifts through throughout the day from sunrise and sunset. A time lapse would be great.",
"this blows my mind. i'm from new jersey and this picture looks straight up fake to me. like dudes who make those spraypaint paintings on the street. i know its real, but i cant even imagine it. "
] | 3 | pics | The stargazer's paradise of Uluru in central Australia |
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/r/pics/comments/7nh6dg/no_uturn_in_a_culdesac_what_are_you_supposed_to_do/ | [
"Engage hyper boosters and take off, I s'pose. ",
"But why?",
"Back up slowly into the bushes.",
"No. No, you's allowed.",
"I think you’re supposed to off yourself and hope to regenerate in the right direction??",
"A u-turn, but in the opposite direction. An n-turn. ",
"As long as you stick to the right side and just keep driving it's technically not a u-turn",
"Just go, man. Just go.",
"Well it doesn't say no 3 point turn."
] | 9 | pics | No U-turn in a cul-de-sac? What are you supposed to do? |
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/r/pics/comments/7nh9vt/what_kind_of_cat_is_this/ | [
"Just normal Australian cat. Why?",
"an ugly one",
"An egg laying cat",
"Oh ya, I’ve seen that before, I call that a “plati- pousi” 🤣 ",
"Buck Dilled Catypus. ",
"They're very rare.",
"A venomous Duck."
] | 7 | pics | What kind of cat is this? |
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/r/pics/comments/7nha85/cicada_fresh_out_of_its_shell/ | [
">That's some mighty supple insect skin there, boys.",
"I always find the shells, but I have never caught one coming out from the shell. ",
"Even during the massive Brood X hatching from a few years back, I did not see one shedding. It was only last year that I saw a freshly hatched little buddy, before his wings had even expanded. ",
"What a handsome little boy. ",
"usually at night i think",
"I remember mowing my parents back yard during brood X..thwack thwack thwack through a few inches of cicadas in places.",
"Oh yeah. I would ride my bike at night and get a half dozen hitchhikers on my shirt. "
] | 7 | pics | Cicada fresh out of it's shell. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhapw/heres_my_drawing_of_darth_maul_9x12_hope_you_like/ | [
"that's amazing! ",
"That is a very nice looking Zabrak.",
"I refuse to believe you drew this. Film yourself drawing it again and then post that.",
"No more sith?\n\nNo more og kuuuush",
"Very cool, doc. I like your Harley Quinn too",
"And then cut off the hand you used and send it to me for proper inspection",
"I'm pretty sure OP is the actual artist; username does check out, and he's posted other work.",
"The greatest character who couldn't do a thing to save his movie.",
"This is amazing! Very nice work.",
"This deserves a lot more upvotes, that’s incredible!",
"Is he supposed to look so shiny or is that actual light on the art?",
"Amazing work. I would absolutely buy this and put in my home office.",
"I thought this was the demon from that scary movie where the kid goes into a demon coma.... I’ll think of the name.",
"Now THIS is pencil drawing!",
"I've met Ray Park at a couple of cons. He's a damn nice guy and would probably love to see this. You should bring this to a con and see if he'll autograph the back for you. Killer painting. ",
"That's really awesome. I also think his expression is one of normal life too. He's probably thinking, \"Did I remember to lock the door?\"",
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. ",
"The evil goat demon from Insidious",
"Now do Savage Oppress",
"Amazing - you can tell it's a drawing in some parts, but the middle portion looks incredibly 3-dimensional.",
"Amazing. Would buy.",
"Thats amazing",
"Obv the badass of the Sith",
"The horns and the eyes look incredible",
"Not op obviously but it looks drawn on, impressive! ",
"Wow, he actually looks like quite a reasonable person in this picture.",
"It is, but I think it's a little over done. The shine I mean. ",
"Send me a message if you'd like a print!",
"Definitely. How much?"
] | 29 | pics | Here's my drawing of Darth Maul, 9x12. Hope you like it! |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhavs/you_dont_like_my_new_cutting_board_inconceivable/ | [
"I know something you do not know. I am not left handed.",
"You seem a juicy burger, I hate to grill you. ",
"You seem like a decent human. I'd hate to be eaten.",
"Stop it, I mean it. ",
"Buhwgurs\nBuhwgurs are wot bwing us togebuh today\nFwize, dat bwessed combination\nBuhwgurs within my dweams\nAnd wub, twroo wub, will find you at dinnuh...",
"I still have a hard time accepting that Inigo Montoya from *The Princess Bride* is also Saul Berenson from *Homeland.*",
"Does anyone want a peanut",
"not to mention Sam Francisco from Alien Nation",
"R/INEEEEDIT",
"<3 me some Calphalon Katana knives.",
"Inconceivable!",
"That's a nice looing knife. ",
"it def needs a “now” ",
"Please kind person...tell me where I may acquire such a cutting board. (?)",
"Ooh, that's an awesome looking knife, what /where can I get one? ",
"Calphalon. You can zoom and then google. Pretty tricky. ",
"You made me remember Andre is gone t~t",
"Was that your Xmas gift?",
"Not to mention Huxley from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland ",
"Don’t forget Princess Buttercup is Claire Underwood",
"**ENHANCE**",
"I'm not sure that word means what you think it means . . .",
"That font gives me a headache.",
"Check out r/chefknives for more ideas. This looks nice, but there are better options out there for a decent price.",
"Love it. Like a bad lip reading skit! ",
"/r/shutupandtakemymoney\n\nWhere did you get that kind redditor?",
"Wait she's Jenny from Forrest gump too right? ",
"Calphalon \"Katana\" series. I love my set. They're not actually Damascus steel, they're etched or sandblasted to look like it, thought. Still really nice knives for the price point. $300-$500 for a set. ",
"Second",
"Whoever you are, keep doing gods work.",
"Third",
"Are you my high school welding teacher. Because what I hear in my head when I read that is Mr. B. mushmouthed bastard could weld.",
"Cuttingboredom maybe. Seems to be an Etsy thing very similar.",
"Etsy",
"Do you start every thread that way?",
"There's something I ought to tell you. I'm not left handed either. ",
"Anybody want a peanut",
"9/10. Would buy",
" DhchfYh",
"and wonder woman's personal trainer in the movie",
"they are sweeeeet\n\nthough the included steak knives don't have the etching :(",
"Calphalon Katana series. the steak knives don't have this etching. they also have the Japanese style handles, which i love.\n\nwe got ours from bed bath & beyond",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Nice board but is the wood treated at all, worried it will get ruined if wet.",
"):",
"Where did you buy that? Yes have a need.",
"Link?",
"also Jason Gideon from *Criminal Minds*. Quite a far cry from Inigo Montoya lmao",
"wat",
"Careful, it could end your life",
"But think of the puns you can make",
"Whoa. Very good TIL to start the New Year.",
"It must be hard to lift!",
"Pink.",
"Err - Transaction denied.",
"No, but I could use a haircut.",
"I meant link to the cutting board lol",
"I would think I can't afford. lol.",
"What's up with those rocks ahead?",
"Lol I can dream",
"So it would seem."
] | 64 | pics | You don't like my new cutting board? Inconceivable! |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhbsq/my_best_friends_and_i_met_at_age_13_were_all/ | [
"Reminder: just moustaches still are not in.",
"Rocking the fro at 13, middle-aged haircut and mustache by 27. ",
"I’m the far left, but I’ll inform my best friend!",
"My friends basically already a dad, I’m the degenerate in the left. "
] | 4 | pics | My best friends and I met at age 13, we’re all almost 27. It’s been years since we could all get together. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhc0b/visiting_nc_i_parked_in_between_a_divorcée_and_a/ | [
"Saving for the reddit update",
"That’s hilarious ",
"Looks like the hairdresser needs to get divorced. ",
"The first one could be saved by saying you're a Santana fan. \n\nThere's no saving the second though. "
] | 4 | pics | Visiting NC, I parked in between a divorcée and a hairstylist and returned to them talking about their license plates. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhc90/in_cambodia_i_saw_a_cloverlike_plant_that_always/ | [
"Apart from the one with 3 leaves ",
"That’s the lucky one then. ",
"Lucky",
"We'll it's a Asian country so all the 4 leaf ones will cause your death."
] | 4 | pics | In Cambodia I saw a Clover-like plant that always grows four leaves 🍀 |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhfen/those_lines_dont_mean_chopper_parking_either/ | [
"So. Much. Anger.",
"Honest question here, what do those lines mean?\nI'm guessing its a no-park area to allow people with disabilities to go in / out of their cars but I'm not sure.",
"Its to allow for vehicles with wheelchair ramps/lifts to extend the ramp/lift",
"Everytime I see someone doing this I hope they get a scratch or dent. In Texas any damage caused in a parking lot is on private property. Don’t know about every where else though."
] | 4 | pics | Those lines don't mean Chopper parking either. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhfsr/new_years_day_sunset_in_gibraltar_where_we_have/ | [
"Home 😀",
"Really? Small world! 😁",
"Ah I've never lived there but both parents are from there and I've spent countless holidays there with grandparents while they were still alive. It always feels like home. Especially la caleta",
"Cool, I doubt much has changed to be honest!"
] | 4 | pics | New Year’s Day sunset in Gibraltar where we have wild monkeys on the rock. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhglc/hes_the_hero_gotham_deserves/ | [
"This little hero (Sprocket) is up for adoption at the Petsmart in Roscoe Village in Chicago! Contact [Friends of Chicago Animal Care and Control](http://www.fcacc.org/) or pm me for more info!",
"SWEAR TO ME!!",
"I... swear to you?",
"WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING??!!",
"I NEVER KNEW!",
"SWEAR TO ME!!\n\n"
] | 6 | pics | He's the hero Gotham deserves |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhgrx/chess_player_nazí_paikidze_is_the_only_woman/ | [
"Her name is pronounced nah-ZEE though.",
"Would that make her a feminazí?",
"There are NO jokes when it comes to chess. ",
"Good for her. Standing up for her beliefs even if it means not being a part of something important.",
"I'm sure feminists hate her. They seem to love Islam.",
"I imagine it's a short list",
"Why would someone name their child Nazi? ",
"Paikidze's Georgian first name, Nazí (ნაზი) translates as \"gentle\". She has explained that the correct pronunciation is \"nah-ZEE\". She was named after her grandmother.",
"God damn it, Andy. *Sigh* upvoted.",
"She made the reich decision by protesting",
"Came for the Nazi jokes. So satisfied. ",
"> Paikidze's Georgian first name, Nazí (ნაზი) translates as \"gentle\". She has explained that the correct pronunciation is \"nah-ZEE\". She was named after her grandmother.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naz%C3%AD_Paikidze",
"We know already, it's been posted a dozen times.",
"Nazi is an old Tjetetjenian name that have been passed through generations of Tjejenians. A rough translation of the name to English would be \"Broken Walkman\" . ",
"/u/dustofoblivion123, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/dustofoblivion123&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nhgrx/chess_player_nazí_paikidze_is_the_only_woman/?context=10\\))",
"Huh, TIL. Thanks!"
] | 16 | pics | Chess player Nazí Paikidze is the only Woman Grandmaster who refused to play in Saudi Arabia because she was against wearing a hijab |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhgvw/the_grease_on_my_pizza_box_looks_like_a_very_well/ | [
"It looks like dickbutt to me.",
"Ya?\n\nYou took a picture of a grease stain on a box, from some nasty ass lookin pizza\n\nYou good brah?",
"Never have I even seen whole slices of bacon on a pizza. Looks good.."
] | 3 | pics | The grease on my pizza box looks like a very well endowed duckling (crosspost r/mildlyinteresting) |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhh3p/gaters_gonna_gate/ | [
"[Better Res](https://img00.deviantart.net/95f7/i/2014/352/9/6/the_stargate_girl_by_nyima_chan-d8a97as.jpg), If you want it.\n[Source](https://nyima-chan.deviantart.com/)",
"Super cool! I miss stargate so much!",
"It kind of looks like a condom",
"Amazing, very nicely done! I miss Stargate so much",
"there will be a reboot",
"watching SGU all day has helped me get through the NYD hangover. ",
"I had heard, but I also heard that they are taking it a different direction",
"I don't normally take the backdoor, but I can make an exception.",
"You should watch Travellers. It's created by Brad Wright and Amanda Tapping directs a lot of the episodes. It's great. Season 2 ended like last week.",
"Watch Travellers. Created by Brad Wright directed by Amanda Tapping.",
"she better get out of that in under 38 minutes",
"Awesome I’ll look into it! I watched Sanctuary with Tapping and I as sad that it ended so quickly.",
"Binged it in 2 days. Was very good. I miss Stargate also. ",
"Stargate SG-1 *was* a reboot. After the series finished, they even made two more movies. What more do you want?",
"Jaffa Kree!!!!\n",
"I really like Travelers. But I have to admit, it's a little hard not thinking of the characters in their Stargate roles, especially with so many of them all together. I mean, they even had Burke, Orner, and Col. Chekov from SG-1 and a few from Atlantis. I'm actually on my 2nd watch through and noticed more I didn't pick up on the first time.\n\nI got a little nostalgic seeing all the SGU cast again. I was kinda hoping somebody like Netflix would pick up where SGU left off and continue the story line. There was so much they could have done with it.",
"this is pretty Freudian ",
"More",
"gaters gonna gate-gate-gate-gate.... ;)",
"Should I dial you're home world, or mine?",
"I really miss SGU, someone told me once there was scripts online for future episodes but I never looked into it",
"Her name must be Ali.",
"CLOSE THE IRIS",
"It's not a doorway to heaven, it's a star gate. ",
"Excellent, thanks for the suggestion. I just queued it up in Netflix :-)"
] | 26 | pics | Gaters gonna gate. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhj0c/when_the_graphics_dont_load_correctly_in_real_life/ | [
"...or you could just leave the tailgate down, make a simple brace out of 2x4s, and use some straps to retain the bike in place ........ AND retain your truck's resale value. But what a great conversation starter.",
"Could just buy a new tailgate before selling it.\n\nDon't need 2x4's for a brace.",
"I just leave my tailgate down or put it in diagonally"
] | 3 | pics | When the graphics don’t load correctly in real life. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhkkm/sr71_blackbird_92_titanium_inside_and_out_most_of/ | [
"In b4 the usual stories get posted in 3... 2... 1...",
"\"Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?\"",
"Titanium is lighter than steel, and holds its strength at high temperatures better, but isn't as strong and is more brittle. ",
"That's so interesting, I wondered why they used so much of it. I guess at that speed they would need something resistant to higher temperatures.",
"If you like a good read try “Sled Driver” from a pilot that flew them. Interesting stories in it. ",
"The usual aircraft aluminum wouldn't have held up. ",
"The SR-71 also had to be put together loose where plates of metal were left with space between them and the adjacent piece because they expanded when heated by the friction caused by the speeds at which the plane flew at. Without the space, the plates would expand into each other and break. I’ve heard that they SR-71 would immediately begin leaking fuel when refueled as a result.",
"Fun fact - the SR-71 fleet were originally coloured a dark blue colour. They became black because the intense heat generated from the extreme speeds it flew at burned the paint off!\n\nFun fact 2 - at top speed, the SR-71 could have flown Dover -> Calais (31 miles: 35 mins by train, 90 mins by ferry) in only 6 seconds.. that’s fast.",
"When on the ground or during subsonic flight, the SR71 would leak fuel. It had to be refuelled after takeoff due to the amount of Fuel lost through acceleration to takeoff speeds and fuel lost due to leaks. After being refuelled the aircraft would accelerate further beyond the speed of sound, and as you said the heat would close the gaps",
"How long would it take to actually slow and land? ",
"Still one of the best SR-71 stories I've read.",
"So long one flight crew overshot all of Europe. ",
"We had this thing working in 1964 - imagine the technology we have now at the status this was in 1960. It's been over half a century, we must have nonsense by now..."
] | 13 | pics | SR-71 Blackbird, 92% titanium inside and out, most of which was bought from the USSR by shell companies |
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"sisters and me. I have no idea",
"came across this picture of my sisters \n\ncame across this picture of I \n\ncame across this picture of my sisters and I ",
"Hordak from She-Ra, Princess of power.",
"Sarah from *Labyrinth*.",
"..it is amazing that you knew that!",
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"What direction?",
"Down",
"*descent",
"Downtown is just to the left of the picture",
"Although to be fair, it *is* a decent photo, too.",
"For those interested, this is looking south. The road in the foreground is Irving Park, and the curve in the freeway at center right is the Kennedy at Kimball and Addison."
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"Humiliating kids during a heartwarming photo. SAD",
"Nah",
"\"oh no trump is humane!?!? Quick self deny\"",
"wow my heart is melting.",
"Just like the ice caps.",
"impossible for the racist psychopathic moron to be humane",
"Who let CNN in here?",
"And confidence in the American political system ",
"I was quoting trump. Do you not read his twitter? Its very good and widely popular with huge ratings. Very good information! ",
"This post will be deleted or down voted into oblivion. The vast majority of Reddit is as far left as the average alt-righter, and they won't suffer the idea that the president is a normal guy who loves his family.",
"Trump youth, aye? He should entertain them with his impression of that crippled nyt reporter. It’s never too early to indoctrinate the next generation of bigoted, elitist monsters.",
"Yeah, so heartwarming to see that fucknut show his shit-eating smirk in the background while some kids play. How is this supposed to make us think that shitbag is some kind of human?",
"Turn back now, there's nothing of value in this comment section. ",
"The best information. Huge info. Just the greatest. ",
"Loves his family? I don't doubt that for a second. \n\nNormal guy? gtfo.... lol.",
"He's not. ",
"Asshole president, for his asshole supporters, doing serious damage to our well being and prosperity. ",
"Trouble is he’s goofing around with the rest of the world.",
"\"Look at this, look I'm making a pussy on his head, that's hilarious \"",
"I wouldn't trust him alone with them."
] | 21 | pics | Heartwarming pic of President Trump goofing around with his child and grandchildren. |
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"Post in 20 years for the gold star. ",
"Failure pic 3 middle and left people not in the same pose hands wrong. ",
"We’ll keep you updated! "
] | 3 | pics | Every New Years Day my brothers and I take a picture with the same pose. We’re going 4 years strong |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhq8y/my_grandma_said_they_changed_the_name_of_the/ | [
"Is this real?",
"It is. Just took it 30mins ago in Joliet, Illinois. ",
"Yup...apparently they bought the naming rights:\n\nhttps://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/vbyvg3/cards-against-humanity-bought-naming-rights-to-a-ballpark\n",
"Slammers? This could get ugly...",
"This is great. ",
"I was curious but not curious enough to google. Thanks!",
"You’re great. ",
"Aww man thanks ",
"> how did the cubs win the world series?\n\n50,000 volts straight to the nipples",
"I mean, I love the Cards Against Humanity folks in general, but this one seems kinda shitty. It feels like they're making fun of the sport and the stadium, and if I was a fan or player I think I'd feel patronized as well.\n\nI feel like they could have gone with the Cards Against Humanity Baseball Stadium, dropped the sarcastic motto, and instead themed it with some funny baseball-inspired CAH messages. They could keep their irreverent sense of humor as long as it feels like the fans and players are in on it, not the target of it.",
"Where baseball happens.",
"How much?",
"And I've got a ticket!\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/bRTkP",
"The whole stadium.",
"So is it the **Cards Against Humanity Baseball Place** like in the photo or the **Cards Against Humanity Sports Place** on your ticket?\n\nYou should check with them. You don't want to end up at the wrong venue.",
"Found the guy who gets offended by CaH games. ",
"“Oh, did you watch the sports ball game at the sports place?”\n\n“I sure did!”",
"You’re both great",
"Home of: the gooch, the grundle, and the fleshy fun bridge. ",
"This is the home of the Minor League team Joliet Slammers in Illinois.\n\n*“Although we just recently learned what baseball is, we couldn’t be more excited for this partnership,” Cards Against Humanity co-creator Ben Hantoot said in a statement. “Go Slammers.”*\n\n[Source](http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/ct-spt-baseball-cards-against-humanity-stadium-20171221-story.html)",
"This was obviously chosen by playing the game.. there is no other way",
"If only your grandmother knew all the dirty things that stadium has said about her..",
"You're all average.",
"If you are cheering for the Slammers, a team that has a prison as thier logo, I dont think you are worried about the integrity of the team.",
"\"Introducing this summer's blockbuster movie about ________ directed by _______.\"\n\nThe Jews\nAnne Frank",
"You are all pond scum. ",
"Do they have some of their cards blown up and on display inside? I would pay money to see the reactions of people that don't know what CAH is",
"Happy New Year, Dad.",
"> how did the cubs win the world series?\n\nPowerful thighs",
"Joliet Jake agrees. ",
"I love CAH -- but when you sit down to play it, you know what you're getting into. Presumably that team had fans before CAH bought those naming rights.",
"That... is probably a fair point.",
"Thanks kiddo. ",
"Fighter of the night man, is that you?",
"You're being mean, but I think you're great anyways.",
"I've been a fan of Some Crappy Opposing Team my entire life, I seriously can't wait for this. Sucks that we'll never see a home game but it's the price us fans pay, and its totally worth it. Let's Go Some Crappy Opposing Team!",
"Champion of the sun ",
"If you're women, you're strong; if you're men, you're good-looking; and if you're children, you're above average.",
"I heard on Thursday night they serve a wicked pepper steak.",
"This is one if the most unrelated things that I have ever seen. I'm sure there's a better way to say that but I'm struggling. ",
"This is hilariously sad.",
"Dope",
"Two midgets shitting into a box.\n\nEdit: [**BOX**](https://imgur.com/a/RfD3a)",
"Fuck the Slammers. Some Crappy Opposing Team is where its at!",
"**Cards Against Humanity Sports Ball Stadium**",
"Can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal Pen.",
"Better than the Wells Fargo Center.",
"Or that oatmeal at the Cook County slammer.",
"They should have played CAH for the name. I think perhaps Vigorous Jazz Hands would be a nice name. ",
"Throw the ball...well! Make points!",
"Not corporate, Jake and Elwood were on a mission from God to save an orphanage. It was charity work.",
"*Jollyet",
"The prison where they filmed the movie is only a couple blocks away from the stadium. ",
"first of all, thats *gross* 🤢 and *offensive* to those of lesser height \nsecond, this is clearly /r/hailcoroporate material *no matter how you try to hide it in plain sight*, advertising has permeated our lives so much that were essentially *immune* to it and by posting this you are *actively and voluntary* participating in promoting the products \\*\\*\\*\\*\\* \\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\* \\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\* *yourself*, you may not even realize your doing it for these companies for free, but you *clearly* are, so please, just stop ok?",
"You gonna be ok?",
"A sad, fat dragon with no friends",
"Dick fingers. ",
"i dont think i (or anyone else) will *ever* be ok bc this is not the only threat to our society, there are also *shills* (OP for example), who work for/promote a company, but donut dicsclose that their paid by the company, celebs do it *literally* all the time, they get \"gift bags\", than they use the *cool* stuff, and people want that stuff, aaaaand itt can go *even further, sometimes* its one celeb doing *another* show with thir coroporation, and then using it their first to promote it (like steward/colbert but less open about it), *ooooor* a celeb getting an *outrigt paycheck* to inoculately mention their *\"fav\" brand of nail polish* pretty messed up stuff donchya think? thats why i do not encorage this kinda shameful corporate promotion :(",
"It all makes sense now",
"I thought it was a bucket. ",
"Haven't stopped drinking since NYE?",
"Username checks out",
"Hahaha, I helped pay for this. \n\nFor those unaware, this was part of the cards against humanity saves America... Project? Event? Publicity stunt? Whatever, it's glorious. ",
"oh no i dont drink im not old enough and its wrong anyways, some of my friends do the alcohol and the marijuana but im always telling them how *wrong* it is, drugs *destroys* lives and families and are one of the *worst things to happen to humans since original sin*, im always telling them how bad it is since ive saw so many other ppl fall to addiction, but they *never listen to me* :( and i watch one after the others drop out of schol and it never changes :( but its ok bc i kno im better then them cause i dont do any of that *poisonous behavior*",
"Yup. They sent us lucky people a map of the stadium, a ticket to see a game in 2018 and a bunch of baseball cards of the players. Pretty funny stuff",
"You would be fun at parties if you were actually ever invited to one",
"A windmill full of corpses",
"A bigger, blacker dildo.",
"Yes we saw it last night- WTH",
"Take me out to the baseball place!",
"It's real. https://i.imgur.com/pL3ElJA.jpg",
"yep! I paid $15 for their \"fuck trump\" envelope event..one of the envelopes had a ticket to a Slammers game anytime this year along with the news that they had bought the naming rights to the stadium",
"I don't think the internet is the place for you.",
"Let's not make baseball out to be any more important than it really is. It's just a diversion that keeps us from pondering our own personal hells. So what do you say, folks? How about we kill another three hours on our slow and painful march to the grave? All right, top of the first. Should have a good one here this afternoon.",
"Good'ole joliet",
"I love Joliet, il",
"They were much better when they were in Brooklyn, though.",
"I hope you’re trolling or a teenager",
"Well, look at who owns the game company.",
"Right how are these guys getting trolled so hard lol. ",
"This must be a troll...\"do the alcohol and marijuana\" isn't for real. ",
"Dude what. It's a game played by adults there is nothing sacred about it",
"I was just fooling, happy new year random Internet stranger.",
"Beats the pants off \"guaranteed rate field\".\n\nSigh.",
"1lOO",
"Hey man, that's just mean. ",
"It’s stupid. They tried to buy up land to prevent Trump’s wall, LOL? Also, they spat out the hilarious distribution of wealth thing and gave some people some money, cool. \n\nEverything they do is cringetastic",
"More like \"Shooly-Yay\".",
"You mean the whole baseball place?",
"Yeah ok",
"That's my hometown. Never thought I would see it on Reddit. ",
"I try to avoid this place, I heard it's full of angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.",
"Baka!",
"It was part of their Saves America campaign. I got player cards, a map of the facility, and a ticket to a game the other day in the mail. ",
"This is in Joliet?! Oh man, I'm checking this out tomorrow!",
"You're not my real dad! ",
"AKA the Seattle Mariners...",
"Gonna go with all of the above on this one ",
"How do cards against humanity have enough money to keep doing this stuff? I mean how many people brought their products?",
"“Do the alcohol”\n\nObvious troll is way too obvious",
"Based on my wife's office holiday party, roughly all of them.",
"I'm still out for smokes. ",
"I'll allow it.",
"Seriously?",
"Yep. In fact, I was given the promo as a gift and have a ticket to one game during their next season and some trading cards as part of the package. ",
"Still better than the white sox's \"Guaranteed Rate Field\" where the symbol is a downvote",
"Shit, my mom retired from there. Terre Haute pen that is.",
"I will be in that area soon. I have to check this out. ",
"Looks like they picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...",
"I'm talking about fans of the baseball team, obviously. They didn't select who got the stadium's naming rights.",
"you know what you need?\n> 50,000 volts straight to the nipples",
"Its in such a good neighborhood too!",
"I feel your pain.",
"I’m one of the ones who bought the $15 share for their promotion last month. Can confirm it’s legit. Got a letter in the mail about it. ",
"So she finally got the “retirement” board to agree she wasn’t a threat to herself or others and could be “retired”? Congratulations ",
"More people should be watching Brockmire",
"It's everyone who keeps paying money for that game. They don't know what to do with all the money. ",
"Well, they’re all pretty bad.",
"Someone's mad they didn't get the 1k",
"No agenda here folks ",
"When this game first came out you could only buy it online and they let you print it out for free if you wanted to cut the cards out. Kind of amazing how it has taken off. My all time favorite expansion pack is the internet pack where the cards were created in their AMA here on Reddit. We are the only people in our group of friends with that expansion pack and those are always the best cards",
"Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole.",
"Cleared for clearance Clarence. ",
"Not as much as your post...",
"Me too! Although I'll never use it. ",
"Considering every promotion they do sells out within a day or two...",
"Haha Joliet, that's cool. Nice stadium. Fun games to watch. ",
"\"the tickler\" ",
"Never any /r/HailCorporate comments in the posts with companies that reddit likes",
"This stadium looks almost exactly like Ripken Stadium in Aberdeen, Md. \n \nhttps://igx.4sqi.net/img/general/720x540/45414996_-6mRI4NxiR17BfJAwCJA0SHq1eVgNYlbZE7WNEwj8io.jpg",
"Looks like all that money those liberals gave em went to block the border wall alright!",
"Looks to me like they know exactly what to do with it.",
"Saying \"cringetastic\" is also cringetastic...",
"Found Trump's reddit account ",
"The River City Rascals! Just looked up the league. ",
"Ah yes the great city of Bodymore, Murderland",
"Bigly ",
"This is part of cards against humanity saves America. It was part of the week six envelope. They used my money to do that. And sent me a ticket to any home game next year in thanks. ",
"We fondly refer to it as, 'the joilet'",
"Fuck cah. I tried to buy one of those little expansion pack of cards at target... It had been recalled and target wouldn't let me buy it. Who the fuck recalls cards?\n",
"You’re all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty. ",
"Hey I helped pay for that... got free tickets and everything!!",
"\"How'd he get that name?\"\n\n\"Well, he tickles people.\"",
"They just sell new things to fund these projects. I did enjoy watching people throw money into a hole. ",
"My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack.",
"The fact that this company is postponing building the wall, i will always support them. Racist fuck",
"GoGurt",
"Some Crappy Opposing Team just made the playoffs for the first time in 18 years last night. ",
"Matt - we're putting the band back together. We need you and Blue Lou.",
"that was earlier in the gift. Those of us who gave them money already got the certificate with the piece of land by the border.\n\nNot that it matters. I hardly doubt any real planning has gone on with trump playing golf (at his resorts) 1/3 of his first year.",
"The fact that just said \"cringetastic\"... ",
"Lol hand toot",
"More italics.",
"The FU (First Union) Center had such a better ring to it. Philly Sports at its best.",
"Always cool to see someone who lives close by on reddit. ",
"Great, more CAH spam on Reddit. I swear they have a viral marketing campaign stationed at Reddit HQ.",
"I received two with my letter (by mistake, I assume).\nI'm in Florida, though, so I'm not sure about making that road trip.",
"You must be fun at parties.",
">\"Why didn't you donate this money to charity?\"\n\n>Why didn't YOU donate this money to charity? It's your money.\n\nGenius.",
"Funny How he can play golf so much and still get more done than most presidents before him 🤗🤔\n\nSo tell me, do you honestly hate everyone? Or do you just struggle with believing in others?",
"I live in this city! Everyone who lives here can’t believe it, some heads are still shaking in disbelief ",
"An M. Knight Shyamalan Plot Twist",
"They used money from the Stop the wall being being built along the Mexico boarder. I got the letter they sent out I can post if interested.\n\nEdit: Link to photos of letter, map and cards sent.\nhttps://m.imgur.com/a/jFKdh",
"I sense your joliet sarcasm... I LOVE IT",
"NO WAY! I used to play there all the time in high school!",
"Well now I'm going to make sure I go see a game next season.",
"There was a box set which replaced a lot of words with box",
"Independent league*",
"Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body. ",
"If anyone's curious like I was, the pepper steak quote is a reference to the movie The Blues Brothers. Opening scene is one of the characters being released from Joliet Prison. ",
"Rush Limbaugh’s soft shitty body ",
"Holy shot I live down the street from here",
"You’re not supposed to use those cards.",
"by doing what? signing the least bills in presidential history for the first year.\nOr by having the lowest approval rating after a presidents first year.\nOr by obstructing justice multiple times\nOr by siding with a hebephile?\n\nThe only thing that was accomplished this year was a tax cut for him and his friends, with a pittance of tax fuckery for the rest of the nation. At the cost of 1.5 trillion dollars in added debt over 10 years.\n\n",
"BATMAN!!!",
"You need to go watch The Blues Brothers. Right. Now.",
"Wait what, I live in Joliet and haven't received this. Did I just miss it?",
"Are you being sarcastic? Downtown Joliet is actually a pretty decent place nowadays.",
"It was discovered later they didn't buy the naming rights: https://ballparkdigest.com/2017/12/22/not-new-for-2018-cards-against-humanity-baseball-place/",
"Sometimes they don't even sell anything and people buy it. Black Friday 2015 they [sold nothing at a cost of $5](https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/blackfriday/) and earned like $70k that went towards bonuses for employees. They even posted what each employee bought with their cut, and one bought a $3,000 vibrator made out of 24-karat gold.",
"It's temporary. It was a joke for their Christmas special.",
"I've never heard of a team named after Pogs but here we are",
"Bringing back Pogs hopefully",
"Real but temporary. They didn't actually buy the naming rights.",
"He's pretty successful in uniting the rest of the world against him though :)",
"haha I enjoyed the black friday where they increased the price of the game. ",
"They did not actually buy the naming rights, it's just a joke.",
"The stadium is within a couple miles of two prisons...oh and a jail.",
"Not really.",
"Hit it.",
"Honest to god the best card in the deck. ",
"oh :(",
"Bees? ",
"One of the most appropriate I’ve had: In a pinch, *two midgets shitting into a box* can be substituted for *two midgets shitting into a bucket*.",
"Three dicks at the same time",
"The fact that you use the word cringetastic.",
"Which is crazy because shortly after the story broke, the owners went out to say this wasn't going to happen. Well here we are.",
"Geese",
"I've seen it a while ago, I just didn't recognize the pepper steaks line. But once I wikipediad it, it clicked. ",
"Went to school at JTHS just down the road. Good times",
"Gay",
"It's bad when we disagree!",
"It probably had asbestos or something cool like that in them. They don't make cards like they used to. ",
"wtf this is clearly photoshopped 5k upvotes reddit ...",
">\thow did the cubs win the world series?\n\nThe biggest, blackest dick",
"I have one too!",
"Just a few minutes for me ",
"Because for the minimal cost of this they just got a shitload of publicity and will continue to do so? Everyone who goes to games will tell their friends, post on social media, etc. Look at the comments in this thread.",
"Worst was Wachovia Center, bleh, that green glow of the [First Union Center](http://coolspotters.com/files/photos/117931/first-union-center-philadelphia-pa-gallery.jpg?1357527429) really brings yah back.",
"Right? People going to go take pictures and get robbed. ",
"Heh, and another one.",
"You love it? Why?",
"Steelmen?",
"True. http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/ct-spt-baseball-cards-against-humanity-stadium-20171221-story.html",
"We have a ticket for one if the 2018 games",
"Matt Guitar Murphy is such a bad actor and I love it. ",
"I paid the $15.00 for the Cards Against Humanity letters. The last letter gave me baseball cards and a ticket to see any game in Joliet this summer! \n\nIt’s part of their “CAH Saves America” campaign. They also bought up a bunch of land at the border to stop Trump’s wall, sent a bunch of underprivileged kids on field trips, and launched a campaign to lessen the amount of homework American kids do on a daily basis. \n\nThese guys are not corporate shills. They took donations and (along with their own money) did substantial, life-changing things with them. ",
"I don't lol\nI just love the fact that it somehow shows up on the front page like 4-5 times a year. I moved out as soon as I could!",
"Infinitely better than Great Rate Field or whatever the fuck they’re calling Comiskey* now. \n\n*edited to properly spell Comiskey. Still not going to correct the other name though. ",
"Sean Penn",
">where baseball happens ",
"I drive by the stadium almost every day on my way to school, surprised this made it to the front page. \n\nShoutout to OP and all you other redditors in the Joliet area",
"Toilet will always be a dump to me. Source: I lived and went to school in Joliet.",
"Fuck those guys \n\nedit: brigaded by Schaumberg Boomers fans ",
"A home video of Oprah Winfrey sobbing into her Lean Cuisine.",
" This was part of their holiday promotion this year, Cards Against Humanity Saves America. 150,000 people signed up for this promotion, paying $15 each. That gave them $2.25 million to do 6 different gifts/stunts. Donating enough to rename this stadium was their 6th stunt.",
"ive heard of locals beating people who pronounce it that way....",
"Cool",
"You is kind. You is smart. You is important.",
"We’re on a mission from God. ",
"A single pube",
"Even the time they sold literal shit. ",
"It was from the \"cards against humanity save america campaign\".\n\nyou paid 15 bucks and they would do a bunch of random gifts and acts. for the first day the brought some land next to the mexico border and build a trebuchet.\n\nFor another they send the poorest households who brought the pass like ~~45~~ 1000 bucks, some medium ones got their 15 bucks back and the other ones got anything.\n\nThis is another of these acts from the campaign.",
"Still, I'm always happy to hear from those guys. They're never dull.",
"There are some items on there that make me think \"why does that even cost so much?\", but most of them donated a fair bit of money.\n\nSeriously, how much lube did that chick buy that it cost $280?",
"It's just a banner. They didn't change the name.",
"All the people? So many people.",
"A sad handjob.",
"AIDS",
"We signed up for the Christmas thing, they sent us vouchers for tickets to a game. We're a couple hours away, we might actually use them.",
"Ah, good old Joliet. Rang in the New Year with 3 dead bodies. Here's to you, little Chicago!",
"jerking off into a pool of children's tears is my favorite",
"Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.",
"Is this copypasta?",
"Gahd",
"And it’s why the team is called the Slammers. ",
"We have a ticket to a game there, courtesy of CAH. ",
"PUPPIES!",
"They’re the Stax house records band! They wrote and performed songs with Otis Redding, Sam & Dave, Booker T & the MGs, etc.",
"Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness ",
"Unedited Daithi De Nogla videos",
"Don't forget the time when they literally dug a hole. Not for any reason. They just paid some company to dig a hole. They explicitly told people that their money would be used to dig a pointless hole and fill it up again, and people paid them to do it. It was funny.",
"And I helped!",
"This is my favorite card in the entire deck",
"Not $45, dude. They sent the poorest 100 households $1000. The next set got their money back, everyone else got nothing.",
"In Michael Bays new film, he puts “The Four Arms of Vishnu” vs. “Clenched Buttcheeks.”\n\n\nYou’re god damn right I won with that double card combo ",
"Catcher's never skip leg day. ",
"Geese.",
"David Bowie riding on a tiger made of lightening ",
"The 100 poorest actually got $1000. The next 10k got their $15 back. Everyone else got nothing.",
"Pics or it didnt happen",
"Yes, it’s for their holiday gift promotion! They gave away a free ticket for any game you want to go to for this next season! ",
"Was not expecting Joliet on anything on reddit haha. What movie you guys talking about and who plays at this field \n\n\nEdit: I see now it’s the Joliet assslammers whoever they are ",
"Hey, if it will get a few of CAH players who think it's clever to refer to it as \"sportsball\" to give baseball another look, I say I'm delighted.",
"Mine too",
"Ah! I live just down the road from here!",
"Me too!",
"Mother fucker put your dick in the pussy !",
"Good to know, thanks. I'm pro-guerrilla-marketing, but anti-stadiums-with-stupid-naming-rights. So I didn't know how to feel about this.",
"Right by the train station!",
"The primal ball slapping sex your parents are having right now",
"Aye, my home baseball team. ",
"Ah yes, the stadium is a great location. It's just down the street from a plasma donation clinic that plays pirated movies.",
"bruhhhh j town really did this!?! ",
"Cards Against Humanity has superb customer service, btw. Had an issue when I was buying my parents some expansion packs for Christmas and they helped me out straightaway, with their typical humor of course. They even told me I wasn't stupid.",
"that looks like one of the generic team logos you'd find in video games without the MLB license",
"I got a free ticket and baseball cards for a shit load of pitchers and like one guy in outfield. ",
"This is golden",
"Too cold for anyone to rob me lol it was around 1 degree when I took the picture. ",
"They gave away tickets in their holiday packs this year ",
"They also dug a big ass hole one time.",
"I like their publicity stunts and all, but personally I find the game a bit stupid, and rarely funny.",
"Super underrated response!",
"https://i.imgur.com/qtezmbt.jpg \n\nHere, have another. ",
"Their previous deal was with Silver Cross Hospital? What in the fuck. Only in America are hospitals for profit and require advertising 🙄",
"Good lube is actually really expensive.",
"Is that 1060 West Addison?",
"Must be part of their 'CAH Saves America' program.",
"Help me understand what you mean there. Most naming rights for stadiums are temporary and contract based. Your comment to me reads like they did it for one day to take pics/promo and returned it back, is that what happened?",
"Kills me that Romeoville is just north of it.",
"I've been there twice and I couldn't tell you the previous name of the stadium to save my life.",
"It’s more of a telling ice breaker like truth or dare.\n\nNot really a game... more so a way to probe your friends quirks and personality.",
"Why not just put it in this reply wtf?",
"Pac Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
"Eugenics.",
"Pepper Steak? [Gimme!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE)",
"nice got 'em",
"I played this game on Christmas with my aunt's and cousins. My Aunt, a lovely 64 year old lady, got this answer. She also got queef, and needed me to explain it to her. Holiday memories!",
"I'll have four fried chickens and a coke.",
"A pansexual octopus that foams the universe in search of love",
"One year they sold \"bullshit\" and were quite explicit about what would be in the box. People were mad when the received literal cow feces.",
"Most people consider independent leagues minor leagues, despite not being in affiliated ball.\n",
"https://www.sextoysusa.online/index.php?route=checkout/cart",
"Yeah, I'm hanging onto my box of shit. I'm sure it'll be a collectible in a few decades. ",
"Or Joliet. Rhymes with toilet.",
"I helped buy this! ",
"That entertained me so still substantially life changing.",
"Passable transvestites.",
"White toast.",
"Or when they sold bull shit. I think that was a black Friday deal as well.",
"no one tell the guy that got target to remove the chosen people pack he may get mad at this.",
"What the Mcrib is made of",
"and it leads to innovation",
"It was a hot item Christmas gift in Iran this year",
"Why hello fellow joliet person. I too am from J town. ",
"I thought the Browns were a football team...",
"\"I don't know how the world will end but when it does it will involve _____.\" Last night I played Sean Penn to make it rhyme, still bitter I lost to fiery poops.",
"I like doing that too.",
"150,000 @ $15 each means they got $2.25 million from this promotion.\n\nWith that they:\n\n- Bought [a small property in Brownsville, Texas](http://propaccess.cameroncad.org/ClientDB/Property.aspx?prop_id=173555) (~$2,000) (Thanks a lot everyone, you already hugged the link to death. lol.)\n- Made a podcast: www.TheGoodNewsPodcast.fm, (~$100,000)\n- Gave 100 people $1000 and 10,000 people $15 (adds up to $250,000)\n- Offered to match donations to [teachers with innovative alternatives to homework](https://help.donorschoose.org/hc/en-us/articles/115015505048-2X-Match-on-innovative-homework-projects-in-the-Homework-Innovation-Challenge) ($100,000)\n- Funded a national poll for a year: www.ThePulseOfTheNation.com, (~$100,000)\n- Bought naming rights to this stadium (~$200,000)\n- Sent everyone who signed up 6 letters with misc printed materials ($1/letter? ~$900,000)\n\nThat all adds up to $1.65 million, leaving ~$600,000 for profit, lawyers fees, and/or to make up for my bad estimates.\n\nSource: Pulled completely out of my ass, but I don't think my estimates are that far off base.",
"Mecha hitler ",
"Yes, I saw that ludicrous display last night.",
"How much for the little girl?",
"Obama's white half",
"Oh my god they werent kidding",
"\\>Being this triggered over a card game",
"I’m just visiting family nearby. Joliet is too cold for me haha. ",
"Yep! I got their day 6 envelope in the mail. It comes with a diagram of the stadium and a bunch of trading cards with the players on it. I have it sitting on my tv at home.",
"DIET coke. New year, new you",
"Smegma ",
"The best card",
"There was a pretty quick advertising campaign, “CardsAgainstHumanitySavesAmerica.com”. They had 150k slots where people paid $15 bucks and got 6 days worth of gifts from them, including some unique statement/answer cards. \n\nThe main reason for the campaign was to raise money and buy a plot of land where Trump is attempting to get his wall built. So now, 150k people own a portion of that land. Anyway, in the last gift, we got news of the new stadium name, some baseball cards, and a pair of tickets to see a game. \n\nPretty cool campaign, I actually was eager to check the mail. \n\nEdit: Punctuation things.",
"They really need to trademark that slogan.",
"*Bucket.",
"I have mad rescpect for CAH. They have a good mix of using money to help people and fucking around because they can. We get memes and feel good stories. ",
"Good ol Joliet, where you can't even go to the mall without possibly being shot.",
"like? seriously, convince me. I am willing to have my mind changed.",
"Me too!",
"Jerking off into a pool full of children's tears.",
"Same. Had to do a double take as I was scrolling through /r/all.",
"BEING A MOTHERFUCKING SORCERER ",
"I live right by here and have been going to this stadium since the team was still known as the jackhammers, this is hilarious.",
"This is part of Cards Against Humanity Saves America. \n\nhttps://www.cardsagainsthumanitysavesamerica.com/",
"Huh, TIL. I love Milb",
"Hahahahahaha.",
"Not the bees?!",
"Did someone say Glorious? \nhttps://youtu.be/XctkYL7KeHA",
"America isn't but i'm told it will be, again.",
"I bought that bullshit for several friends that year. ",
"\"fondly\"",
"I got one too. I actually kind of want to go, too. ",
"I thought they were the jackhammers? I haven’t lived there since I was in middle school. Ah the memories.",
"I helped dig a giant, pointless hole in the ground!",
"Ya. Currently living in Orlando. Just have to represent the J",
"They’re too busy jerking off to a pool of children’s tears.",
"In the cards against humanity saves america thing they gave everyone who bought it a ticket to one game",
"pooping back and forth forever",
"They're on a mission from God.",
"[EVERYONE!!!!](https://i.imgur.com/fTTBLia.gif?noredirect)",
"I'm a mokena guy but I live around here ",
"Something something incest joke",
"It’s my trump card",
"An adult player of a children’s game adapted to create dirty jokes for the milquetoast and unfunny ",
"Nick Offerman is from Joliet. \n\nGo read his autobiography it's good. Go figure dude would have this kind of baseball stadium in his hometown.",
"Biggest blackest dicks",
"Huh, I've had a job interview at a refrigerated warehouse right around there. Came out of the interview, turned on my phone, found I had a job offer to a way better job than that one. ",
"Cringerific.",
"It was part of what they used that “Cards Against Humanity Saves America” money for. This was the “Day Six” info pack. ",
"Can confirm from Joliet and have seen people beaten and even straight up murdered for pronouncing it that way....",
"Oh, Romeoville and Joliet...",
"by Taking a man’s eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in his eye holes. ",
"Amazing! Always loved playing Cards Against Humanity, especially loved some of their election cards and the billboard they posted in Dearborn. Might ask my son to take us to the stadium next time we visit his family in Chicago.",
"Yes, it was one of the \"gifts\" for CAH Saves America, which was their annual \"give $15 and they send you seven relatively useless things along with a small pack of related cards\". Last year they dug a hole and video streamed it.",
"Sounds like a beautiful Ponzi scheme.",
"You do realize Cards against humanity is basically Reddit if it were a card game. The reason why they posted it was likely a mix of these: Karma Farming and Fun. And you could check their profile too. If it really were a cards against humanity sponsorship, then wouldn’t you be able to see blatant advertising, like CAH and other similar companies being ALL THEY POST ABOUT. ",
"http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"Is joke",
"I'm American, I've never heard of a hospital being renamed to a company name as a source of income. And as a rule of thumb the best hospitals I know of are not for profit ",
"I got some free tickets for next year!",
"unfortunately yes. Haven't won a football game in like 11 years.",
"this was part of the cah christmas package. i have a ticket to see any game at this stadium, because i contributed to the thing. alas, i dont think ill make it from los angeles to joliet to see the game this year.",
"This is is Memphis right? ",
"\"Joliet\" Jake Blues being released, to be specific",
"Nick Offerman is from Joliet. Go read his autobiography, it's good. \n\nGo figure this would be in his hometown.",
"Oh haha how amusing! look at those rascals buy a baseball team wohoo!!\n\nand no I'm not forgetting that the ceo is a rapist >_>\n\nI'll probably get down-voted to hell for this comment ",
"The letter says “we were able to buy the naming rights”",
"Joe-lee-et",
"The idea is that hospitals, if forced to compete on the free market for the business of dying people, will try harder. Obviously that's pretty naive but there you go.",
"https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/cards-against-humanity-buys-stadium-naming-rights-in-joliet-465984293.html",
"It's Chicagoan, so more like \"gehd\".",
"I was a tiger myself, joliet west. ",
"I’m from Chicago. How did I miss this?",
"Somethings it’s not all it’s cracked up to be...\n[Ypsilanti’s Brick Dick](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/6lm8na/til_that_ypsilanti_michigan_is_home_to_the_brick/?st=JBX03F0W&sh=d7955934) ",
"Their nickname is The Crappies.",
"How did they figure out the poorest households?",
"The chosen people pack? Was that the one where I got all the socks with menorahs what am I saying ofcourseitwas...",
"> Only in America are hospitals for profit and require advertising 🙄\n\nIt's a non-profit hospital. Hospitals frequently advertise to try to pull more patients than surrounding hospitals.",
"Beads?",
"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS",
"It's ok.",
"BEADS?",
"The United States leads the world in medical innovation. It's the reason rich people will travel from around the world to be treated in a US hospital ",
"Think about it like this. When you make ludicrous amounts of profit drug makers tend to invest that profit roughly like this:\n\n- 30% advertising to inform people their xyz symptom could be cured (maybe) by their name brand drug, so they should inform their doctor the next time they visit that they're interested in it.\n- 20% buying political influence through donations to protect your oligopoly and get the FDA to lay off on the testing requirements. Cancer's curable after all.\n- 10% research and development.\n\nEverything else goes to shareholders or for buyouts of competitors. Now imagine your politicians pay good dividends on that investment and allow you to Shrkeli your profit margins on lesser known drugs. That magnifies the incentive to develop new drugs, so you will plow 10% of that back into research and development. Really the only losers are people who aren't investing in pharmaceutical stocks.",
"Joliet?",
"Low key annoyed with how basic CAH is... so overdone at this point ",
"It's called a hoax. Are you not familiar with their company or what?\nhttp://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1\n\nEdit: Well don't get all butthurt at me over their marketing strategies, it's not exactly uncommon for them to make a big 'announcement' and then forget about it a week later, this isn't exactly shocking news.",
"This game is pretty much the monopoly for millennials, in the sense that, it's in damn near every household. ",
"I gotta say, they have a great marketing/PR team. They had a great Super Bowl ad as well",
"Woooo Joliet! ",
"my buddy blew a shot of jamison out of his nose when the cards read “how did i lose my virginity?.....bees?”",
"the mall area isn't even that bad. though my friends and i did see the midnight showing of straight outta compton there and a fight broke out and people were yelling at each other during the movie. fun stuff. ",
"The wind",
"Saw them plenty of times in the King Dome. Went to Safeco Field once - never again.",
"Coat hanger abortions. ",
"We didn’t get nothing. We got cards! And the rest of the 5 packages.",
"It's not. They bought the naming rights, at least for the season if not longer. ",
"That prison isn't in use is it? I've driven past it and thats the most disheveled, falling apart prison Ive ever seen. I assumed it was abandoned...",
"U mean. U stupid. U insignificant.",
"Sounds like you've frequented the establishment before.\n\nIt's also down the street from some cool old buildings and houses.",
"This is true",
"I need to say firstly that I am for a universal-type health care system. My post history verifies this.\n\nhowever, its complicated.\n\nhttps://www.brookings.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/06_technology_west.pdf\n\n",
"My soft pink fuckhole",
"PAC-man uncontrollably guzzling cum",
"Dick fingers ",
"Block-chain Stadium ",
"blowing some dudes in the alley",
"Someone will buy it. Not even to see a game, just to have that ticket.",
"I have a ticket for a game there. Does anyone want it? ",
"Bees?",
"I know someone who got their money back. The card was also different in her envelope. I would imagine that the 1000 cards related to getting $1000 are probably worth something more than a normal card as well, considering there's only 1000 of them in existence.",
"I would love that extra if you could spare it! I got one but I wanna take my SO too!",
"Oh man, don't talk that way around here. My old lady, she'd kill me. ",
"Me neither. But I'm still confused on what to call this. It's definitely marketing of sorts but they might as well have the stadium name at this point if they haven't sold it in 14 months. ",
"Bobs country bunker also has a great pepper steak",
"[Yes Drill Sergeant!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGAwNV7WBIQ)\n\nEDIT: Wrong clip",
"No ma’am, we’re musicians. ",
"I bought this as a Christmas present for my wife. Well...the whole \"CAH Saves America\" thing. Not the actual stadium. ",
"Is that chicken wings or chicken legs? ",
"Auschwitz",
"But that's not true? People travel to other countries from the US for treatment because it's so pathetic their. I've seen countless yanks in Ireland for surgery and it wasn't because of the price.",
"And they all go hand in hand",
"Nice try Cards Against Humanity, Next time pay for Reddit Ads.",
"The field is named after the hospital, not the other way around...\n",
"Yes this is real. I was part of the cards against humanity saves the world promotion and this was the 6th prize. It came with a letter explaining the name change, a pack of baseball cards with info on the Joliet Slammers, a blueprint poster of the stadium, and a ticket to see any game this spring",
" I don’t know that I’ll ever make it out there this year.\nI’m in Dallas. I can send you my ticket if you’ll go for me! ",
"/r/infinitejest",
"The shambling corpse of Larry King",
"Correct, I was in the set that got the $15 back. Don't think I'm going to cash the check though, these guys are great they can keep my money.",
"\"baseball place\" ",
"And both kinds of music!",
"The stats on the back of the cards are great! \"Nipple size: a nickel\"",
"Right. If the team changed their name to the Cleveland fuccbois thats up to them, the fans are owed nothing. ",
"https://cardsagainsthumanitysavesbaseball.com",
"The last promotion had a ticker on it. There was 81k left when I paid for mine. $15. I'm assuming it started at least 90k people. ",
"Without a doubt",
"Country & Western",
"got free tickets for their 6 days of Christmas. pretty cool ",
"Black People",
"Bees!",
"What? Hospitals innovate what? I don't think you know what you're talking about.",
"I never put that together. It was the Jackhammers when I was growing up and I didn’t pay any mind to the name change but that actually makes sense!",
"I saw the slammers logo and thought no way is this in Joliet..... then I enlarged the picture.\n\nThis is too funny. I live about 40 minutes from this.",
"I work here!!! We're still not even sure if this is set in stone yet.",
"It’s been a rough year for Seattle sports teams...",
"Liberals.",
"Ma’am you’ve got to understand, this is bigger than any domestic problems you might be experiencing. ",
"Funny how this company is so full of themselves when they basically just ripped off mad libs and put them on little cards...such innovation....d-bags.",
"They got exactly what was advertised.",
"Fuck Mountain. ",
"Bees.",
"If it's non-profit why do they need more patients? I don't understand.",
"Most people are wrong",
"I wish I worked for CAH :( ",
"Bees?",
"wait I thought it was going to be the rt66 baseball park??? Cards against humanity bought it? Did not expect Joliet to be on the frontpage of reddit tonight.",
"This is my favorite card. Every game it never fails.",
"Thats something that definitely benefits the patients, right? I mean they are indirectly paying for those ads.",
"Yup, some cards and the sting of rejection.",
"When has anyone ever been shot at the mall? ",
"Was waiting for this one",
"John Belushi is probably decomposing like he did all last year. ",
"Is no one going to point out the cringe username?",
"All the best people.",
"Butt Stuff",
"I made you a pie.",
"Joylet. Pronounce liked toilet. Especially after the two kids murdered last night out there. Grew up about 10 minutes from silver cross hospital. ",
"I live and work in Joliet. This is one of my favorite places in the world, a great minor league field, with great food and good bars.\n\nI'm pretty excited to see what happens to the field this year.",
"that will be $45 dollars",
"I WORK HERE!!!!!",
"they didn't just buy some land next to the mexico border, they bought long strips of land along the mexico border where trump wants to build his wall, and when the feds use eminent domain, they want to hire abunch of lawyers to make long and distasteful legal cases against them in order to delay the wall",
"Also my hometown, had to do a double take ",
"Same, and I fully plan on thinking about possibly going to a game. ",
"That was how our first deck was.. we printed it and cut it because at the time you couldn't buy a real deck... it has gotten crazy since then, actually. So many expansions and rip off companies since then. ",
"I'm going to try to make it to a Joliet Slammers game this year, gotta use the free ticket!!",
"[Cards Against Humanity Saves America](https://www.cardsagainsthumanitysavesamerica.com/) collected some money from some of us and has been doing cool things with it. Here's [the letter they sent me about buying the naming rights to the stadium.](https://imgur.com/6FGqjx1)\n\nIf anyone wants to see the rest of the letters I can post them as well. My favorite one came on [day three.](https://imgur.com/9ETxmc9) ",
"[Or the version \"for Her\" that comes in a pink box but was otherwise identical and costs $5 more.](https://cardsagainsthumanityforher.com/)",
"My $$$ helped pay for this. It’s real. ",
"Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole",
"I'm originally from Orland Park. My mom, who passed away in 2016, was a teacher but worked there sometimes over the summer at the concession stand :( ",
"Try forwarding it to the White House.",
"It's essentially marketing. I mean here we are talking about them on reddit. ",
"A big, black dick.",
"Bees?",
"hey hey hey I live in Joliet.... thats not fair to toilets especially not those fancy Japanese ones. ",
"Haha this is so great! It's all apart of the the [Cards Against Humanity Saves America](https://www.cardsagainsthumanitysavesamerica.com/) campaign. They sent out 6 gifts to the fans who participated. Each one had a different theme; like ending homework or redistributing the money they made to the 1,000 poorest participants. \nThey basically bought the naming rights to the the stadium for a year in an effort to save baseball. \nIf you're interested, PM me your info and I'll send you the ticket they sent me! ",
"Joliet represent",
"I have, sometimes you got to do what you have to for food money. I'm proud to say I haven't been within a mile of that place in 7+ years.\n\nI also got offered oxy by a gentleman without residence while changing a tire near there, thought I was going to be beating a crackhead with a tire iron that day.",
"Fun fact... The team was going to be called the Joliet Jailbirds... But the city said no because of the negative connotation.\n\nThey kept the hat and logo, and renamed the team.\n\nLogo is a crow in a jail outfit.",
"I went to a game a few years back it’s an excellent minor league park. ",
"I'm on the other side of the country and I still might go.",
"You see, we're on a mission from God.",
"r/WholesomeMemes",
"I work here!!",
"Can probably pull a minimum of $4000 out of that just in the transaction processing fees.",
"All three cards in this comment chain were played on the same black card at last night's NYE party...",
"Hey! I have a voucher for a free ticket there!",
"“Baseball Place”. Haha. Leave it to them to make it generic. ",
"Didn’t they used to be the Jackhammers?",
"This is fucking hilarious coming from a top t_d shitposter",
"Keillor has left the building. Helluva run though. ",
"[His name is Mantoots?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYEa_uxaoqM)",
"Four whole fried chickens. And a Coke.",
"I was JUST in Shorewood 2 days ago. MIL lives there. Will definitely have to go for a game this summer. ",
"I have the letter at home from CAH about it. Also have a copy of the building floorplans (that they sent with the new name on it), and a ticket to any game at the stadium. Along with a set of player cards from the team with their sweet nicknames. lol. ",
"Came here for this card. Still my favorite. ",
"The Trail of Tears.",
"Mecha-Hitler",
"Work there!",
"They were the Washington Generals before the name change ",
"My favorite was the one that bought a $1,200 Robin Hood costume, an $800 Legolas bow, and tickets to a Medieval Times dinner. ",
"Blood farts",
"They asked what your income is along with other things like location that could factor in.",
"Non-profit means the purpose of the organization is not for making money for owners/shareholders. It does not mean that they don't need revenue for operations/payroll/expansion of services.",
"[vid inside ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LEC_lkpD3rM)",
"I had only read the title of your post and I instantly thought of this ballpark for some reason, I always go right past it whenever I take the train from Stl. to Chicago.",
"Don’t you blaspheme in here! Don’t you blaspheme in HERE. Now this is my man, and this is my restaurant... and you two are just gonna walk out that door without your dry white toast and your four fried chickens and without Matt 'Guitar' Murphy!",
"This will be something to remember.",
"... slanted rhymes aren't rhymes. End and Penn don't rhyme. I wouldn't have picked yours either.",
"I've always been partial to \"Vigorous Jazz Hands\"",
"Bees?",
"Used to be. I think they switched 3-4 years ago. ",
"BEES?!?!",
"Are you serious? The equipment doesn't pay for itself. ",
"Because if they have too few patients than they can't cover their costs and have to shut down.\n\nA non-profit company is still a business after all. It's just one that that doesn't pass any extra revenue on to it's owners.",
"\"Ambulance driver, take me to the cards against humanity medicine place, I like their advertising better\".",
"TIL I’m a cards against humanity card",
"I was down there a couple weeks ago for a wedding at one of the mansions and I was impressed with how much they've cleaned up the city.\n\nDidn't see any crackheads.",
"Good ole Joliet! Been to this place so many times. I’m digging the name ",
"That’s also where they filmed the show Prison Break",
"Dry. White. Toast.",
"There must be more to this \"cards against humanity\" group...\n\nA simple game? I think not...",
"Has been for awhile",
"> People were mad when the received literal cow feces.\n\nWho? Certainly not most people that ordered it. ",
"Not sure why I find this card so funny, but it certainly wouldn't be as good without the \"?\" at the end.",
"Haha epic cringetastic memebro don't forget to smash that like button",
"Yup. I was in the Amtrak on Thursday morning when I saw it. ",
"Hole shit. This is five minutes from my house.",
"This timeline never fails to amaze me...",
"Hi neighbor",
"Now kith",
"You can't be serious.",
"Wikipedia says it closed in 2002. Now they just film movies & TV shows there apparently. ",
"Nah, probably butt stuff.",
"It will always be Comiskey, just like it will always be Field's. \n\nAnd the little grocery store in Warrenville where I grew up will alwways be Frank's.",
"They had you fill out a questionnaire when you bought the package. They have the stories of the people who received the $1000 on their website somewhere. I don't have the letter with the url handy.\n\nEdit:. https://cardsagainsthumanityredistributesyourwealth.com",
"[Thumper City represent](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFh1_U9FOcA)",
"Brought to you by Bally McBall Face.",
"The biggest blackest dick, it isn't that ~~hard~~ difficult.",
"Turk's laugh tho",
"Please, get out of the gene pool, go towel off. For everyone's sake.",
"> wikipediad\n\nThe Wikipediad- Like The Iliad, only instead of a boat full of greeks stumbling around the Mediterranean, it's me, stoned, stumbling around the internet at 2 am.",
"/r/wholesomememes",
"It is. It's a minor league team and they bought the naming rights. I took part in cardsagainsthumanitysavestheus and it was the gift for day 6. I also have a ticket for any regular season game. ",
"Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog is mine.",
"Balls deep in a squealing pig while firing two rifles in the air ",
"The finest gibberish.",
"Because the patients still bring in money, which is needed for maintaining their current level of care and improving it, getting better medical tools and technology, funding research, attracting world-class doctors, building state of the art buildings for better patient care, the list is endless.\n",
"how did the cubs win the world series?\n\n~~50,000 volts straight to the nipples~~ big black dick",
"Damn I live in the town over and every time I see that I just wonder why.",
"In the article they're saying the previous deal was for the hospital to name the baseball stadium, not that CAH was looking to rename the hospital.",
"A bigger, blacker dick. ",
"The Cards Against Humanity marketing team really loves Reddit, it seems. They get something to the front page almost daily.",
"Those cards are the best though. \n\nHoping Brady \"The Tickler\" steps up that batting average this year. ",
"Yep, Joliet Slammers is a reference to said prison... logo is a guard tower and barbed-wire walls around a diamond.",
"But people arent dragons",
"That’s the biggest blackest sign I’ve ever seen.",
"He had some interesting commentary about his accusers. I can't remember the quote, but even my mom was like, \"yeah, this is getting out of hand.\"",
"All of your answers are here, grasshoppa. \n\nhttps://cardsagainsthumanitysavesbaseball.com/",
"I’ve always loved this one because I thought it was a line from Arrested Development. Gob says it I think. ",
"Let's do that baseball",
"TIL that the Joliet Slammers had the same architect the SF Giants had. ",
"Brown people",
"It’s not a hoax, they just never specified the length of the sponsorship.",
"Joliet? ",
"I've only gotten day one and four so far *sigh*",
"Didnt they used to be called the Jackhammers? When did they change their name?",
"> They were much better when they were in Brooklyn, though.\n\nMy grandpa who was from Bensonhurst used to remind me of this every April ",
"You win the card sir, onto the next one ",
"I got a free ticket to a game this summer, but I'm never gonna use it.",
"Stay simple... What do old people smell like? Old people smell.",
"Read [this](https://www.quora.com/What-countries-have-lead-the-world-in-medical-research-and-innovation-during-the-time-period-between-1995-and-2014).\n\nIt's entirely anecdotal, but my wife works in healthcare in the US and there are definitely some major issues that need to be addressed. But the hospital she works at gets a constant stream of patients from other countries wanting the best care possible (they're one of the leading heart transplant hospitals in the country). The US is a major innovator and the only reasons I've heard of people traveling elsewhere for medical care are 1) reduced cost and 2) lower protections which allow for potentially dangerous procedures.\n\nedit: Note that I've never seen a hospital have to rely on naming rights for revenue. The money it could generate pales in comparison to their profits. The company my wife works for is non-profit, but they accomplish this by using profits to buy land for future development. They've bought land and built new facilities with cash for years. It kind of makes a joke of the concept of a non-profit, but they're also cutting edge on a lot of medical procedures and have brought facilities to more rural areas that would struggle to attract for-profit facilities or government facilities based on population/need.",
"Yeah if it brings in more revenue they can provide more services and or more financial aid to lower income patients.",
"http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"My GF and I bought the holiday something or other that came as six letters from CAH. They were all pretty great, had good content and all came with unique cards. The last one came with a set of legit looking baseball cards with ridiculous stats such as \"nipple diameter\".\n\nVery entertaining for $15, plus the last week also came with a voucher for a ticket to any baseball game at that stadium in the 2018 year. I don't watch sportsball so PM if anyone wants it",
"Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
"[This answer is more accurate than you think.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAIOfBZV0AEr-h3.jpg:large)",
"Is",
"\"an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker\" if you've got the Canadian version",
"Every time I just read POGs (Personnel Other than Grunts)",
"Thread crossover",
"I want four fried chickens and a coke.",
"Graduated from the high school right behind there ",
"I like it. ",
"I may actually attend a slammers game again just because of this. Although they loose every time i go ",
"POGS AND SLAMMERS WERE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!",
"they gave the 100 poorest recipients $1k and the next 10,000 got their $15 back, so that brings them to $2 million.",
"? Do you realize they don’t even require people to pay money to them to play? You can download a printable version of the cards and it’s free, and you can print it however you want. ",
"https://m.imgur.com/gallery/9gaSC",
"This is my town, how did I not know about this???",
"i dont even get cards when i normally get rejection, this sounds like a net gain tbfh..",
"Idk why everyone’s down voting you. Trump did a lot! He hasn’t shot anyone. He hasn’t nuked the NAACP headquarters yet. And he hasn’t executed a single journalist or ACLU lawyer. /s",
"This just in: People don't complain as much about stuff they like. More at 11. ",
"Albert Einstein but with massive muscles and a rhinoceros cock",
"I mean, if it's for her, shouldn't it have only cost 77% of the men's game?",
"I miss when it was Jackhammers Stadium. Joliet's just gone downhill from there. ",
"You’re high school looks like a prison.....",
"Let's go do that Baseball.",
"Oh man... Poor Trin.\n\nDivorce attorney $3524 \nSocks $76 \nDonation $585 \n\n\n\n",
"To bad this wasn't busch stadium. ",
"As a European guy i dont get this. Can someone explain it?",
"A fellow Joliet citizen!",
"I can't not read toilet.",
"We played joking hazard (the cyanide and happiness card game) at my wife's parents house, and her mom had a card that was something involving anal rape, which she tried to quietly play and get rid of, but of course my wife picked that as the winner. I don't know if I've ever seen a darker shade of red on a person's face.",
"Well it still also means the CEO, the rest of the officers and the board are free to make bank. \n\nAmerica have ridiculously lax regulations for non-profits, compared to the rest of the west. ",
"https://imgur.com/aAZ1qc7",
"Should have taken it a step further.\n\n\"The Cards Against Humanity Place Where They Do Baseball Stuff\".",
"*for keeps?*",
"This year's mass shooting",
"I couldn't not read it as toilet.",
" \"The Blue Box contains 300 cards you can add to your deck of Cards Against Humanity, allowing you to eat whatever you want without gaining any weight.\"\n\nI dug a little deeper. They are marketing geniuses. \n\n",
"If you assemble all the cards together, there's a map that leads to JFK's brain.",
"Wrong glass sir!",
"I hate Illinois Nazis",
"fuck! I was just there on Saturday. I would have driven by if I knew this was a thing. ",
"They made around 30k just from people sending them money. In return for nothing. NOTHING.",
"Holy shit. My dull/boring town made it to the FrontPage of Reddit. I drive by this daily place nearly every day but I gotta say, it's a little weird seeing it here.",
"Special edition cards too. Probably worth more than we paid.",
"Why would you love this place? It’s been nothing but trouble for me. ",
"815 represent",
"Just visiting family in Romeoville :/ ",
"If we keep the title and change the name of the stadium, this could be a solid meme format.",
">I live in Joliet\n\nI'm sorry.",
"Ey! A fellow individual with a grandma from Joliet! I used to go to that stadium all the time as a kid! (Back when they were the Joliet Jackhammers.) Great memories!",
"2010, I remember cause I was doing volunteer work for the IHSA Baseball tornaments the year they changed names",
"It’s just enough music to provide context to an unbelievable car chase and wreck scene that lasts about 25 minutes. ",
"This was the stupidest card I've come across playing CAH. ",
" That and Lily Cache in Bolingbrook. An ex thought it would be funny to say Lily \"cashay\" and everyone around him nearly beat him to a pulp. This was after I warned him not to do it. He wasn't the brightest...",
"Pac-man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
"OK, that means shit when people refuse to go to the hospital for broken arms etc because it would make them broke. Universal healthcare is the way to go.",
"Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.",
"My guess is you are not one of those horrible people that plays Cards Against Humanity ",
"Some call it Joilet (like toilet). Anything with casinos, a minor league team and a prison has my attention though. ",
"I was sad that a juvenile ripoff of mad libs was making stadium-naming-rights kind of grotesque profit, so this gives me a little bit of comfort.\n",
"Kids with ass cancer",
"Taking away revenue that provides services and financial aid to lower income patients at other hospitals, presumably?",
"Do you hate Illinois Nazis?",
"Being balls deep in a pig while firing a rifle into the air.",
"If you paid for it then the tickets weren't free.",
"Y'all want anything to drink with that?",
"The beauty of that is, the Mariners use both \"M\" and \"S\" as their ball-cap logo letter. In changing their name for the 2018 season, the \"S\" is still correct for **S**ome Crappy Opposing Team, and the \"M\" can be for **M**istake. ",
"You were robbed",
"Porter checking in.",
"HailCorporate is the worst fucking subreddit there is, that's why. It's a bunch of conspiracy nuts.",
"Yeah, this year's holiday event. They bought a baseball stadium and minor league team. They also gave 1 free ticket to all who bought the event and sent silly baseball cards of the minor league players, mostly pitchers",
"It was all a joke: \nhttp://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml",
"You know. That one time.\n\nEdit: I guess there was a shootout involving a DEA sting in 2016",
"No shit? I’m from New Lenox right next door. Have to check this out. Small world.",
"If you paid for the CAH holiday pack they also sent you one ticket to any game.",
"Same, but I forgot about it until I saw this post. ",
"I was away the past week and a half and just opened my Day 6 Cards Against Humanity letter 2 hours ago to see that this happened. Neat to see it immediately!",
"r/latestagecapitalism is that way —>",
"Ow!",
"It's an [Arrested Development reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J2kc4oZTVU) I'm fairly certain",
"PAWG",
"Innovation doesn't happen at these small, local hospitals. There are some hospitals that actually do research, but most don't. Many may have drug trials, but those aren't typically funded by the hospitals.",
"That’s my hometown Joliet 😀",
"This is just so awesome",
"Three dicks at the same time.",
"If your username checks out, your real home is Blacksburg ",
"Life for Native Americans forever changed when Europeans introduced them to... take-backsies (because \"indian givers\" was a term we gave to some who would give you something and then take it back)",
"A bigger, blacker dick.",
"My personal favorite ",
"Yup I can confirm, I live in neighboring town.",
"i literally drove past that today and was so confused. surprised to see it on here",
"> how did the cubs win the world series?\n\nPixelated Bukake",
"My question is why they haven't gone bigger! ",
"I was murdered just for reading this comment. ",
"I thought it was a Pog reference.",
"Joliet represent",
"This is what happens when a card game makes obscene amounts of money ",
"I got the $15 refund, but not all the cards. My day 3 and 5 were taken out of my mailbox. ",
"I went to Lewis U in Romeoville for my undergrad, maybe a couple miles from the prison. This was not a post I expected to see.",
"His comment implies no innovation at any hospitals.",
"Went to college there an lived there a few years after graduation then moved. I miss that place everyday :/ ",
"Had to make sure i was seeing right. From New Lenox.",
"Holy shit I live in Frankfort. I can't believe this is so close to home!",
"Oh hey, and they obviously hacked the Chicago Tribune's website too. WTF normyp? \n\nhttp://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/ct-spt-baseball-cards-against-humanity-stadium-20171221-story.html",
"Already received our pack of baseball cards. Some of the player stats on the back are awesome. ",
"Just like you. ",
"Used to be, but IIRC that team went bankrupt because of low attendance and poor management and the owners left town, leaving the city on the hook for almost a quarter million dollars. Another company came in, purchased the team from the city, and renamed it. This this was like 6 years ago or so.\n\nI could be wrong, but I think that's what happened.",
"You're welcome",
"See the clock. Behind each number are my initials. I was a worker, and hobby horologist and was told to move the clock. I just couldn't help it. The initials are very tiny, and done with a Sharpie, meaning if someone is offended they can wipe my initials off.",
"We have a lot more hospitals than those 17. Only a select few hospitals are of that caliber.",
"If anyone's heading over there get a Burger and Beer at Chicago Street Pub, fried chicken at Chicken and Spice, and Donuts from Home Cut.",
"Just what beautiful downtown Joliet needed ",
"you should stay on reddit so you can answer random questions more often eh",
"I bet it is...",
"Thought I was the only sports contrarian here. \n\nI’m from Charleston, SC, and I went to the college of Charleston (no football team). I’ve never had teams that I really love, but *godsdamnit* do I have teams I hate. ",
"Did you freeze your ass off?",
"Swooping ",
"I am a bit disappointed because I first read it as The Cards Against Humanity Baseball Palace, which sounds way more intriguing.",
"Can confirm. This team is 30 minutes from my house. ",
"Yeah. Hey wait a minute, I'm most people!",
"Fellow Joliet-ian. Can confirm.",
"CAH is fun to play 3 or 4 times. I have a feeling this stupid game will be irrelevant In a year after everyone gets bored with it. ",
"My favorite movie theatre around town. ",
"/u/mayaisapapaya",
"You can still print it off for free. They encourage it.",
"Gob's not on board.",
"Agreed. Indy leagues and Minor Leagues are two different things. Both are professional baseball, but they aren't related.",
"I really wish more people knew this. Or they should just abolish the term non-profit.",
"*ANY CRITIQUE OF THE RULES AND REGULATIONS GOVERNING CORPORATE BODIES IN AMERICA IS UNREASONABLE AND COMMUNIST!!!!!!* ",
"Yes. Yes I did. But the sweet karma has make it worth it. It was like 1 degree outside when I took the pic. ",
">It's just one that that doesn't pass any extra revenue on to it's owners.\n\nMany are started and run by strong business leaders who make equivalent salaries. People really do *not* understand how businesses work...\n",
"I love it!!!",
"that's really nice. that's a fantastic way to make a difference in this country, we've been suffering a lot I think lately and this is like a perfect thing to help people keep hope and keep fighting. I'm not interested in collecting any new kinds of cards but I'll keep an eye out for another thing like this and the OP so I can support them.",
"As long as youre social and have a few friends you probably know someone who owns cards against humanity. Hell, they used to put the base game on the internet for free as a pdf if you wanted to print it out. \nNot to mention that it only takes one rich friend to spend 100+ dollars to get all of the expansions",
"Where sports happens",
"Jefferson Square Mall. Arguably a successful clone to the Louis Joliet Mall until the shooting when it's reputation immediately changed leading to its complete demise.\n\nSource: Attended JJC from 88-90 and spent many a break between classes at that mall.",
"One of my first interactions with cards against was this card. I somehow googled the phrase. I was not disappointed. \nhttps://goo.gl/images/2sTNRx",
"My uber driver, Pavel.",
"Kind of funny the owners of the game cards against humanity have an issue with a wall. I mean you've seen the kind of sayings that are in the game. ",
"Non-profit is just a tax designation. They can make profit but their incomes are tax-exempt (along with some other taxes depending).",
"Small staff. It costs like nothing to make and everyone fucking loves it.",
"Hey, we're people too",
"Joliet? This is where my family is from!\n\nI watched the little league World Series there last summer.",
"fuck SCOT",
"No. That was just. Penn and end do not rhyme. What are they teaching in schools these days? ",
"it might become even more important if you aren't also indestructible. every time you get a cut you'd want the best possible care to avoid looking like a giant mass of scars after a few millennia ",
"I'd argue that it is generally true. It is a bit like saying that drop outs are tech innovators because of Zuckerberg and Gates.",
"Fucking love that show",
"Did not expect Joliet of all places to be on the front",
"LOL, well you're not wrong. I would say more of a depressed-looking castle ",
"Go hokies ",
"one carrot ",
"When I used to do work near downtown Joliet I used to stop at Chicken n Spice more often than not. The chicken is great, but the pepper jack Mac n cheese bites are awesome.",
"I'm not saying that the US healthcare system doesn't need work, just making the point that privatized health care leads to advancements in medical sciences. ",
"Thaddeus Thick Thighs",
"And now some butthurt people are trying to shut them down because of the \"Chosen People\" expansion (even though it was released 2 years ago and the creators are Jewish). They already got Target to remove it (or at least the expansion) from stores.",
"More and more every day.",
"I wonder if they can buy the naming rights to the Joliet Correctional Center. ",
"CAH was released in 2011. Your prediction is a few years late.",
"Companies that own hospitals do. Check my other comment for source ",
"What if it's like Willy Wonka and they're waiting for someone to give their check back?",
"Dude, I went to school at Central right across the street. Class of 04'.",
"https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Silicone-Hybrid-Lubricant/dp/B00SZ3O6OU",
"Wow... Joliet made it the r/all.... anything is possible haha. ",
"No no, that's for when you're paying them stuff. It's the opposite when charging them.",
"In ALF form?",
"If the other hospitals are for-profit, that probably don't offer financial aid",
"Well, I would think the same.",
"You gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!",
"I've always preferred the \"Biggest, Blackest Dick\"",
"Somebody get this man a shot of Wild Turkey!!!!",
"I'll have some toasted white bread, please. ",
"Can they buy the naming rights to Toronto's skydome next?",
"I went to Central right across the street.",
"New reclining sofa seats and everything!",
"I don't want it, but i also have a ticket that id be willing to send to someone! ",
"8 oz. of sweet Mexican black tar heroin",
"What about the costs of labor, production, and capital? ",
"I still haven't received any of my items...",
"Hey I go to slammers games all the time ",
"Unfortunately it's not a permanent change, they did not buy the full naming rights to the stadium.",
"They need money to stay in business. ",
"This is in my hometown AWESOME 🙂",
"It was -11 when I woke up this morning in Aurora. I feel your pain. ",
"2018 starting off right ",
"Like I told someone else. Your high school looks like a prison. ",
"This is kinda dull. ",
"Umm... Why I haven't seen what everyone in Chicago calls is it? Toiliet",
"That movie has some of the greatest and most important musicians since the 1950s. ",
"Currently -10 here. This is some bullshit. ",
"I can't wait for the giveaway promotions this summer!",
"Actually they did buy the naming rights to it ",
"No, no they do not.\n\nIt's an important distinction that matters.",
"That was my favourite part.",
"Dude I could make a meal of just the Mac and Cheese bites.. And maybe some mini corn dogs!",
"Maybe the place is closed and nearly burned down this year.",
"\"It's the bottom of the 7th, here at the Baseball Place.\"",
"Now I might be wrong, but in my anecdotal experience when rich Americans travel outside the US for medical care it's often because a procedure or other kind of treatment they want is not approved in the US. That or there is a specific doctor they want to see. In general healthcare in the US is world class especially if you can pay for it.",
"Ahhhh!! Call is what that town really is and what EVERYONE in Chicago calls it. not Joiliet, Toiliet",
"Joliet Slammers? As in Joilet, Illinois? That's down the river",
"Firing a rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog",
"You forgot the leftover money they raised to dig a big hole. ",
"A bigger, blacker dick.",
"The game is most fun with a few people who can be embarrassed like that but also happy to play along. If the whole table internet WTF hardened deviants then it's just stale pg-13 jokes. If the whole table is prudes or if there is a e xtrea prude then it ends abruptly when we cross their line for taste.\n\nI did find an alternative for deviants. Cards against humanity shirades/pictionary ",
"I worked at a hotel in the loop, people would ask me where Willis tower was. It would always take me a second or two to figure out what the fuck they were talking about.\n\nCan't wait til the Hancock gets renamed and I can call a whole new place by the proper name.\n\nEdit: I dated a chick from Warrenville, totally don't remember Frank's.",
"I'm sorry u have to live in Toiliet",
"Jewels?",
"With 50000 volts straight to the nipples",
"JJC bought chicken n spice’s lease. Get it while you still can.",
"I've Breen inside there! Beautiful.",
"Also Joliet person! ",
"He's from Minooka which is a rural bedroom community of Joliet. Until the big housing boom of 2003ish it had a population of like 2000 people so he was basically from the sticks.\n\nSource: Lived in Morris, the town next door for 25 years. ",
"Bees?",
"Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog",
"Being fat and stupid",
"The voucher is for free tickets, the payment was for unrelated services...",
"Joliet Illinois used to get gas at the Thornton’s across the street regularly when I worked in the area ",
"It's what umps crave.",
"You guys will believe anything",
"Yeah because advertising on one of the most visited sites in the world is such a dumb and unprofitable idea /s",
"Yalls home town is Toiliet? Yea.. Ur pain is real",
"its pretty chill and people are nice i went to St francis university which is like 5 minutes from the Stadium. Just nice area all around away from the city. ",
"Joliet roll call?",
"A bigger blacker dick",
"Yeah, but you have to buy the box if you want to get the hidden \"Biggest Blackest Dick\" card. ",
"I like your grandma :)",
"Pixelated bukkake",
"The best area! I get off the train just across the street when coming home from school! Take a walk a little farther down and view a beautiful bouquet of foreclosed homes!",
"I got a ticket to go there! ",
"And now i want an Orange Whip.",
"Yeah don’t be a cunt, let Jeremy take his SO!",
"Considering that only about one in five hospitals in the United States are for-profit, that's probably a bad assumption.",
"By switching to Gieco",
"Pacman uncontrollably guzzling cum",
"Bees? ",
"Joilet* ftfy. Lol",
"Doesn't Cards Against Humanity make Prongles now?",
"They should price it like Kohl's. $100 box of cards for $25. 75% off!",
"Rush Limbaughs soft, shitty body.",
"Sell me your children!",
"**DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM.** ",
"Where is this by chance? ",
"Also worth noting that they sent out something like 750,000 envelopes, and many of them contained a pack of cards and extra paper",
"And 7th inning stretch break, between the McDonald's and Duracell ball clubs, is brought to you by Brando, it's got what plants crave.",
"The term \"Slammer\" (the name of the team) is a slang term for jail in the US, so it still works fine.\n\n> The \"Slammers\" name refers to the famous prisons of Joliet and Will County (Joliet Correctional Center and Stateville Correctional Center) as well as a common baseball term.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joliet_Slammers",
"We are all great on this blessed day.",
"Hey, I helped fund that :)",
"Hi fellow Joliet person",
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!",
"You know, Aretha should’ve got an Oscar nomination for that movie, seriously, Her acting was really good.",
"We call that the 'wild card', cause it wins in any situation",
"Joliet, IL",
"Chicken n spice.",
"Did they just layout a stadium format and all the AAA teams used it? This looks nearly identical to the stadium here. ",
"Which is coming in real handy in my divorce. ",
"It's real as a publicity stunt. They want to sell and thought this gag would bring in some more interest. Cards isn't buying or renaming this place. It'l be down soon. ",
"I donated to this!!!",
"That's really important ",
"Where baseball happens hahaha",
"We're the Good Old Blues Brothers Boys Band, from Chicago. ",
"\"Smallpox Blankets\" is the best answer I've ever seen for this one",
"Yeah, they got it renamed for a hot minute as a promotion coinciding with the CAH holiday stunt. Everybody who participated in Cards Against Humanity Saves America got a random selection of baseball cards of Slammers players and a ticket to see a game this year. ",
"*mail-order comedy subscription",
"Well end and Penn don’t rhyme so that might be why.",
"Yeah that’s certainly also going to happen. But if the hospitals board is having a meeting of how they can improve their hospital they will say “well if we had more revenue we could do this great thing” “advertising would get us a bit more revenue” “well if it funds my project let’s do it”",
"So many people have this game now. I don't quite understand the fascination for the game, I printed it out back when they first released it, but the game got quickly tiresome.\n\nThey have one hell of a marketing team though. I don't think I've ever seen a company that can consistently come up with viral marketing campaigns as successfully and frequently as they do.",
"Bees?",
"We've been talking about this for a few weeks now over at /r/CardsAgainstHumanity. \n\nIt's part of the \"Cards Against Humanity Saves America\" holiday bullshit promotion. It's a temporary thing. ",
"Born in Joliet. Grew up in Minooka.",
"My brother and sister are both vegetarians and one time they both made meals out of just Mac n cheese bites alone just like you. I need to get some chicken n spice again soon. I haven't had their food in well over a year.",
"But they could’ve made their mascot Joliet Jake!",
"Your opinion =/= most people's",
"> Also worth noting that they sent out something like 750,000 envelopes, and many of them contained a pack of cards and extra paper\n\nFirst, it's 900,000 (6 letters, 150,000 people).\n\nSecond, it's literally the most expensive line-item on my list:\n\n>\n- Sent everyone who signed up 6 letters with misc printed materials ($1/letter? ~$900,000)\n\n",
"They explain all of this in their recent PR Christmas stunt. Everyone got a letter last week",
"They got that Target money now.",
"The company is openly antisemitic and has a PAC that campaigns against Trump. They also bought land with the sole purpose to impede and cost the taxpayers more money out of spite. Downvote.",
"An icy hand job from an Edmonton hooker!",
"Best answer we had to “How did I lose my Virginity?” Was “lockjaw” First time in my life I honestly almost wet my pants from laughing. ",
"Firing a rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. ",
"Where the hell did you read that? Seems totally real to me from everything I've read.",
"It was a cast of stars! And Aretha’s acting was great, but it might have just been heightened by how bad the musicians acting was at time. \n\nSteve Cropper near the end: “Children? Why? What do you mean?”",
"I'm from Joliet. \n\nMoved to Berwyn a couple years ago. Central or West?",
"The creator is Jewish....",
"They don't allow you to have bees in here.",
"yeah the system is fucked. ask people who work in it. ",
"With my friends we all have our personal winning card so you have to know who you’re playing with and what their favorite card is if you have it.\n\nIf you play it when they’re dealing it’s an automatic win.",
"Assless chaps",
"If you want to get it off your hands, I told some friends about my ticket a few days ago and we've decided we're absolutely going to go. I've gone past the Baseball Place dozens of times - it's across the street from the Joliet Amtrak station, which I pass by on my way to Chicago - so I'm super excited to have an excuse to see a game there.\n\nSo, uh, if you want to send me your ticket... I'd be happy to take it off your hands for you.",
"Mecha Hitler",
"Signs are real but implication is fake. \n\nhttp://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"Incest",
"This is one for the books.",
"Sorry, I was commenting on an old version of your comment",
"Dick fingers is our designated instant win card when my friends and I play. Got nothing? Win the round with dick fingers, every time.",
"> leaving ***~$600,000*** for profit, lawyers fees, and/or ***to make up for my bad estimates***.",
"This has to be in the top 5 funniest things I've ever seen",
"Just visiting family in Romeoville. ",
"The people behind Cards Against Humanity are some awesome people.",
"No, because you really can't have a conversation without mentioning a product or business. Every single post that involves a business is posted on that to show that every single person on Reddit is a shill or something. It's an \"everyone is out to get me\" mindset.",
"The creatorS are all Jewish. 8 friends who have known each other since school. ",
"Does anybody else think that Cards Against Humanity creates this post for marketing purposes? ",
"Omg I️ live 10 away from the ball park",
"What a plot twist.",
"This will always win when I'm the judge.\n\nAll my family came to visit for my wedding and the night before we're all sitting around in their hotel playing cards against humanity. My aunt's, uncles, mom, and 73 year old Grandmother.\n\nI choose the card and it's \"This is what I think about while masturbating\" (or something along those lines), and what card does my grandmother play? \"Two midgets shitting into a bucket\".\n\nI lose it every single time someone plays that card, and I did when you made this comment as well.",
"Hahahahahaha yes, didn't even notice when I rolled by on the Amtrak the other day.",
"I grew up in Romeoville!",
"They have amazing media people",
"Elemayyoo",
"Former President George W. Bush.",
"Was that character \"Joliet Jake\" Blues?",
"Where is Lord Beric?",
"Maurie’s Table",
" Thought the same thing! Lol",
"How did the cubs win the world series? ",
"The biggest, blackest dick.",
"The term non-profit is used because \"tax-exempt under section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code\" isn't as catchy to the average person.",
"You managed to fuck up both names. Respect.",
"I'm not sure if it was bees or not, all I heard was buzzing.",
"Shit, that's good.",
"Only for Black Friday weekend. They changed back right after. \n\nBut I have a couple of unopened cans of Prongles, if the price is super high. ;) ",
"Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? 3 orange whips!",
"This is the stadium that the Joliet slammers play in. I used to live about 15 minutes from here. ",
"Wrigley Field built this really nice park outside of the park this summer and it's pretty sweet. They did movies in the park because there is this giant outdoor screen and [of course I had to go the night they showed Blues Brothers.](https://i.imgur.com/7K3eHvy.jpg)\n\n",
"Is this Diamond City?",
"This card is considered an \"instant win\" in my friend group. There are no circumstances that it doesn't fit!!",
"Where is he getting that? I know they bought land to dig a big hole. Funded by a Kickstarter, not taxes. I haven't heard anything about a \"fuck the taxpayers\" project.\n \nThey were very open and forthcoming about the whole thing.",
"Props to the person who uploaded the clip leaving the legendary Scrubs intro in.",
"> Powerful thighs\n\nE X T R A T H I C C",
"I have a ticket to get into any Joliet Slammers game next spring. I live in Oregon though and probably won't be out there any time soon. If you live in Joliet and want to go to a game DM with some kind of mail (from Joliet or the nearby area) with your address on it and reddit username and I'll send it your way",
"Assless chaps",
"Mother fucking chicken chunks.",
"Boris the love hammer ",
"Or walk in the other direction to the cathedral area with a bunch beautiful fucking homes. ",
"I’m pretty sure they bought the land to make a point that America is not what Trump stands for. ",
"A pyramid of severed heads",
"Ah damn. Oh well lol. I'm actually in Romeoville right now, thought a couple breweries were open. Iron & Glass and Metal Monkey. ",
"What? Do you have a link to a story about this \"fuck the taxpayers\" land purchase?\n \nLegit request. I haven't seen or heard anything about that.",
"Sorry was cooking dinner and prepping for our upcoming baby. Hopefully will be arriving tomorrow. Here is a link to the day 6 of the Cards Against Humanity. If anyone is interested I have my ticket to a 2018 game at this new stadium. With baby coming I cannot make it. I’d be willing to send it.\n\nhttps://m.imgur.com/a/jFKdh",
"I'm not actually from there, although I grew up relatively nearby and even attended JUCO. I am far away, now.",
"That line was in the original....",
"I’ve got a ticket for whoever is in the area that wants to see a game! Pm me ",
"I believe it's \"whilst\" which is even better ",
"Well, yeah. People who hate corporations hate them for a reason. If that reason disappears, so does the hate. What did you expect, exactly? Hand-wringing and muttering, \"Look at those smug bastards, always *making money to feed their families...\"*",
"Daniel radcliffes delicious asshole",
"The hard-working Mexican.",
"Me too thanks.",
"I live about 45 mins from this place, and this is so making me want to go see minor league games there more than ever.",
"Didn't expect to see Joliet!",
"Future site of the Pawnee Commons",
"Oh! I gotcha, that makes sense. Thanks.",
"It’s bucket, not box. ",
"Good old Joliet.. ",
"Beads?!",
"Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock",
"Best",
"Now I know what it's like to be a Bears fan. No thread is safe.",
"Oh yeah you're right. Joliet was the bigger town where he would go do stuff.",
"Link to the letter, map and cards that came for day 6. I’d be willing to give up my free ticket to anyone that can go to a game there.\n\nhttps://m.imgur.com/a/jFKdh",
"They don't allow you to have bees in here.",
"Covfefe ",
"Can confirm, am person",
"Glad to know this card is so widely loved lol",
"My black ass",
"You can have mine. Even with added CAH magic, I'm not going to drive a couple hours to watch a sportsball game.",
"Profits aren’t costs lol. ",
"hahahahaha",
"I didn't think the Browns played baseball.",
"Herpes",
"And their advertising makes people think the place to go for anything is a hospital which is far from the place they should be going in the first place. I would never pay a ER visit when I can pay a UC visit instead.",
"Oh so close! It's: And some dry white toast, please.",
"I agree, and this is a good example. I don't consider independent leagues minor leagues.",
"Thanks for the offer! But I don't know if I'd make it either. I'm in Nashville for college and I might not make it home this summer",
"Don't forget to beat them with jumper cables too.",
"A bigger blacker dick",
"Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. ",
"Oh yeah that's right. Well he talked about going into Joliet quite a bit, it was the bigger neighboring town by Minooka.",
">Jailbait Jill",
"King Kong pleasuring himself with Empire State building.",
"Perfect. Now if they only had Brockmire calling their games.",
"They also looked up financial info based on zip code. ",
"Jesus you are thick:\n\n> leaving ***~$600,000*** ... \n#to make up for my bad estimates.",
"Everyone who participated in “Cards Against Humanity Saves America” received a voucher for a ticket good for any game in 2018.",
"What’s your vector Victor?",
"Yeah like... uh... Apples to Apples... damned copycats!",
"[I don't see it](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/Joliet_Township_High_School_1.jpg/1200px-Joliet_Township_High_School_1.jpg)",
"Yes, it is an important distinction. Unfortunately, it doesn't translate to the general populace who by and large consider independent leagues minor leagues.",
"My wife and I have 2 tickets. The problem is we live 4.5 hours away... ",
"Looks identical to Vanderbilts stadium.",
"Last night someone played “the trail of tears.” It was perfect",
">how did the cubs win the world series?\n\nJake Arieta",
"I’m getting out of Orlando on Saturday. ",
"I have one too. Anyone wanna buy a ticket to the 2018 season?",
"Is your grandma on cards against humanity's viral marketing team?",
"My life would be much more entertaining if I worked for CAH :/ ",
"The drug deal like a year ago?",
"You have to admit it was an amazing team. And wasn’t a fluke either. We got pretty far this year too. \n\nSource: big Cubs fan. And has one of the biggest Cubs fan I know .. she’s my mom. ",
"Yes its real. They used to be the Joliet Jackhammers. Slammers is more fitting since the old Joliet state prison is close by. I grew up in the Joliet area.",
"No mention of Joliet Jake and Elwood? ",
"Everyone person I know has a set, some people have the expansions too. It's extremely popular. ",
"I've seen a 2k gold butt plug and I want to get it one day just so I can say I put something expensive up my butt ",
"You weren't?? It was on announced on Reddit about a week ago...",
"They won two games last year! They still suck ass tho ",
"Born and raised right near this stadium, when I got that letter in the mail from the CaH Christmas Expansions I laughed for a good 10 minutes. I now live in Texas and Fiancé didn’t understand but I absolutely love it. ",
"Nothing better than the Lane on game day! Blacksburg is a great place",
"How did they know who the poorest households were?",
"Fuck Dean Mac",
"nah we won 2 last year. Joilets on the come up",
"Is it weird when SJWs start buying up parts of your town to make stupid jokes? ",
"There should be a subreddit for people wanting to use their free tickets to carpool or caravan together if they're close or on the way. \n\n\n",
"Or “white people like___” and someone puts down “ethnic cleansing”",
"The Grapist",
"I grew up in Joliet and went to school in Ypsi. Love me some limestone. ",
"Yassss love this card!! ",
"They’re closing it down. JJC bought the lot",
"You never estimated costs, so how does “making up for your bad estimates” cover costs associated with production? ",
">**Cards Against Humanity Sports Ball Stadium *Place**\n\n",
"You lookin' for some baseball? You've come to the right place. ",
"I experienced he same thing, except it was my dad and the Rim Job card. Thank God for therapy...",
"Everyone who sent in the $15 to buy the land to help stop the border wall, got this letter this week. Also a voucher to any one home game this spring. Although, I doubt I will be making a trip to Joliet just to see a baseball game. Still cool though.",
"Is it weird that you can’t take a stupid joke? ",
"So did Brewster ",
"My black ass",
"*charades",
"8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.",
"My favorite OITNB character.",
"Well, I mean ones that are purposely to add to CAH. CAH is the adult version of apples to apples. That was needed. These other ones, like crabs adjust humidity, are just rip offs of CAH. \nNice try, though. ",
"I've never heard anyone call it Joiliet though. I typically hear Joliet.",
"Thanks, fixed. Well, the part worth fixing, at least. ",
"Dick fingers always wins",
"Hi neighbor! From Lockport ",
"Holy crap I grew up watching Joliet Jackhammers games. I didn't know they changed the team name, now this!? ",
"Pixelated bukkake and the biggest blackest dick lost to that card once and I’ll never forget it.",
"Clearly I underestimated how willfully idiotic one person can be...",
"They did a survey with some questions about income and stuff. I don't remember everything exactly. There were also a lot of random questions to throw off suspicion. Then they just sort of guessed.",
"Must be talking about Jefferson Square. That’s a Wal-Mart now.",
"German Dungeon Porn.",
"Lmao that's hilarious! Source please?",
"Hey there",
"Must be talking about Jefferson Square. That’s a Wal-Mart now.",
"The got forced into a more clever name,",
"Cards against humanity is greatest troll company ever... Please never stop.",
"I'm from the Joliet area it used be called the silver cross hospital field",
"No u",
"They sent everyone on their holiday thing a pack of baseball cards for the players and a free ticket to use anytime next season. Not sure if I’ll make it to Chicago or not, but it’s pretty cool nonetheless. ",
"The Jews",
"Here you go 🤗 https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-10-best-things-trump-has-done-in-his-first-year-in-office/2017/12/27/c79ce93c-ea7e-11e7-9f92-10a2203f6c8d_story.html?utm_term=.46f4eeb6a6f8\n\nSince its wapo you might actually read it 😂. This just a few. Not to mention causing our economy to skyrocket highs all year long, breaking records after records. But please keep chilling in that echo chamber of hate and bigotry 🤗😚",
"My wife has almost every set in [The bigger, blacker box](https://i.imgur.com/IvmUA6e.jpg)",
"National Treasurer 4: The Quest for More Money",
"I saw an entire display of the game + expansion decks at Target last week. So, a whole lot, I'd imagine.",
"I guess",
"Plot twist: in most states that will force them to turn over your $15 to the state as \"unclaimed property.\" And carry it on a bank reconciliation for years. Trust me, they would rather have you cash the $15 check. Source: am a CPA/finance systems analyst and have had to export and analyze banking records for old outstanding checks due to escheatment laws. Pain in my ass (and my VP's ass, and her CFO's ass).",
"Oh shit this is Silver Cross Field we played there for state semis/championship in high school baseball",
"Canadian who bought their promotion paid about 30 CAD. ",
"Pooping back and forth, forever.\n",
"[It's been bugging me for years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H0wnKVmHRU)",
"Bucket",
"Pair that up with “Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole” for the biggest effect.",
"Also. The tv show Prison Break. I don’t live crazy far away .. went when I was in high school. It was fun. ",
"So a city can determine what the name of a professional team is? The government of DC, Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Atlanta need to step their game up. ",
"🤗 I know right, shit's crazy 😂🤣",
"Uv NEVR heard anyone call it Toiliet? I had to ask people what Joliet was in highschool bc up until then I only heard Toiliet. ",
"Hand in hand through their \n\ncard game",
"\"Lets do that baseball\"\n\n-Cards Against Humanity, probably ",
"I played it with my family for my birthday last year, we had to explain to my grandma what a queef and a boner are. Good times.",
"By including the profoundly handicapped... ",
"Rush Limbaugh's soft shitty body will always make me break down laughing. What'd he ever do anyhow?",
"because reddit is bought out and the front page is bought out and its all ads for the top subreddits are bought you dumb fuck stop steering this away from the truth.",
"Hate this card because it always wins even if it doesn’t fit",
"Aw, man! I had no idea!",
"https://www.polygon.com/2014/12/1/7314775/cards-against-humanity-bullshit-box-of-poop-shit",
"We used to come to Joliet every year to visit family when I was a kid. Lot of good memories. ",
"I feel like my username is relevant but I'm late and have nothing clever to say.",
"Sean Penn doesn't rhyme with end...",
"http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"It looks so horribly awkward. Mission Accomplished",
"There’s no reason to be an ass just because I pointed out that you didn’t include costs. \n\n",
"And don't let any hospital tell you they are \"not for profit\". They are ALL for profit. That status just means they are taxed differently and use their funds differently. But they are ALL looking to turn a profit.",
"I was just poking fun at the way you spelled Joliet but no I never heard Toiliet either. My hometown was Romeoville and I only recently moved to Lisle. It's always just been Joliet.",
"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.",
"Sadly, no. http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"yeah I like this name better. It also fits with the baseball theme as \"Slam\" is baseball lingo.",
"It’s really sad because that game is stupid.",
"Lol, like Joliet is more associated with the Blues Brothers than the pen? \n\nWe’re lucky it’s not the Hollywood Casino Field.",
"So tell me, how are you gonna do that baseball?",
"Not according to the manager. It was just a temporary hoax. \nhttp://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"lol good job for showing a million people cards against humanity for literally 0 dollars on their end",
"In Chicago for the week, the family got a good laugh driving by and seeing that that's what it's called now",
"Use of excessive force in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.",
"Noooooo",
"I skimmed and couldn’t find out why or if it was real so here you go for those that are curious.\nhttp://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/ct-spt-baseball-cards-against-humanity-stadium-20171221-story,amp.html",
"The stadium is pretty nice for frontier league baseball. My friend and I go to several games a year. ",
"Dick Cheney",
"> didn’t include costs.\n\n... which implies an estimate of $0. A bad estimate. That I assumed could be covered by <$600,000.",
"Wait....what?",
"The short one wants four whole fried chickens and a coke... The tall one wants bread, dry, toasted.",
"Bees?",
"RAW HIDDDDEEEE!",
"My favorite is either \"Pooping Back and Forth Forever\" or \"Bees??\"",
"I fucking hate Illinois Nazis.",
"I'd be glad to send to you mine, PM me!",
"They need a card for \"To shreds, you say?\"",
"Can confirm. Your estimate of an average redditor's willingness to cut someone slack for the purposes of entertainment were not even in the correct solar system. Lol.",
"It's gotta be that or \"Bees?\"",
"You’re a true patriot!",
"Double Vaginal, Double Anal",
"Can I buy stock in this game, because they are marketing geniuses. This is brilliant. \n\nPlease tell me the concessions will serve Prongles too.",
"shoutout to the C.A.",
"Is this in Joliet?",
"Ann Frank's bigger, blacker dick. ",
"Oh my god, that's where I live.",
"Homer Glen represent!",
"That’s great. They’re from here! ",
"After reading this I looked a little closer at the Slammers logo in the pic. Noticed it's a guard tower + fences complete with razor wire behind \"Slammers.\" That is too freaking hilarious. I would never have caught that. Thanks mate! ",
"The government has the right to overrule property rights as such. The stunt they've implemented just delays the wall for a little longer\n",
"Came here for the BB reference. Was not disappointed. ",
"My friends and I love that one and \"a really cool hat\"",
"Only in Joliet.",
"Plus the Slammers baseball cards.",
"Excuse me. I believe it’s actually to the left. ",
"#Gokies!!!",
"I got one of the “Cards Against Humanity Saves America” thing! It was $15 to go toward projects that Cards Against Humanity believes would help save America (like blocking The Wall, advocating for no homework, and buying a baseball stadium/team are a few examples)! The very last one was announcing the this so I’m really excited to see the actual name on the actual stadium! ",
"Get this.. two guys dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants just walked in.",
"the biggest, blackest dick",
"The Slammers are loveable underdogs, with a middling record of 42-55. We've adopted the Slammers as our favorite team and can't wait to cheer them on this spring against the Schaumburg Boomers. [Fuck those guys.](https://imgur.com/gallery/KNNhR)",
"This is my favorite card.",
"Nazis.",
"I go to college right down the street. This is hilarious. ",
"I'd be mad. A cow is not a bull.\n\nOK, I wouldn't be able to tell the feces apart, but still.",
"Is it pronounced like “toilet” but with a J?",
"yes they took donations and donated it. \n\nbut no at they are not corporate shills. this can very well be a shill post or bought ad. no one says they can't ",
"I bought two for my girlfriend and myself. At first just for her, but I figured I'd jump on it myself because I wanted in on the fun, and it was almost out of stock. \n\nI was actually refunded for my gift because I guess I'm poor af (I am, but I get by for the most part) but she didn't. Our cards read differently, basically saying I got money from rich people, and she got her money stolen by poor people.\n\n\nI probably wont cash it, just because I'd rather have the check for giggles, but I'm actually kinda hurting for cash at the moment, so I may do it to avoid penalties at my bank. This information makes it easier to deposit now, thank you :)",
"So, Cards Against Humanity?",
"And I had almost gotten used to \"The Cell\" too",
"Baseball, I bet many would disagree.",
"I hope CAH take over the world. ",
"Now I have a good reason to break laws in Will Co. Have a nice meeting with a judge across the street and catch a baseball game at a nice baseball place... where baseball happens.",
"Well shoot if people want them, where can I send mine? I live in California and while I'd like to go, it isn't feasible",
"It's naming right just like any other stadium. The stadium/team make money from this. As long as we're accepting of selling naming rights to stadiums I don't see how this is different than any outgrew company-stadium combo. ",
"Shit, I know where that is.",
"Dibs? I'll PM you my address. ",
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!",
"Wow. So the umbrella of “estimates” now includes everything because we can assume your estimate is $0. Unbelievable work by you, I mean I’d hire you as my lawyer in an instant. ",
"ayy theres hope for Joliet yet.",
"Oh Yeah? Must be one of those filthy GOAT fans huh? Well fuck GOAT!",
"Only someone who works at CAH would know that for certain. ",
"I took an Amtrak right by there the other day and thought “I can’t be seeing this right, does that say Cards Against Humanity??” Guess it does, thanks for the answer",
"All yours, pm me you address and I’ll get it in the mail in about a week or so.",
"Hahaha Max is so funny, with his hole digging and wall blocking and sexually assaulting women",
"It's an honest question. I find the whole culture war to be nothing but petty children hurling insults, so seeing something like this where I live would be another strange beat on the extinction parade. ",
"I live right by that intersection actually.",
"Joliet! I read some where its not an “official “ change.",
"DAMMIT! I was literally a day late and a dollar short to getting in on their Christmas shenanigans this year. This is amazing. ",
"This card almost always wins. ",
"I thought this was a cartoon, the shadows give a thick outline of the gate and stuff.",
"Thank you my friend for sharing this clip. It reminded me that it's been nearly 2 years since I rewatched this show for the umpteenth time. This TV show, is the only form of visual media that I've ever watched more than 3 times. I hate rewatching things. But this show.. this show fills me with a warmness inside that I can't explain.",
"Take me out the ballgame, take me out with the crowd.\n\nBuy me some ______________________ and ______________________",
"The arena where the Buffalo Sabres play was once named the HSBC Arena. When we heard that a local bank, First Niagara, had acquired naming rights, we predicted it was going to be called the First Niagara Arena, which could be shortened to “F’N A”. Our hopes were dashed when the official name was announced as First Niagara *Center*.",
"that's like, AT LEAST 25 people's.",
"I've been meaning to, but I haven't gotten around to it. You're saying I ought to?",
"Yeah we are 13 hours and 15 mins away haha...",
"I'd donate to that. ",
"The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge. ",
"Ours was \"A Bopit™\"",
"I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.",
"Maybe I'd swallow *the truth* if it wasn't one big word salad.",
"What about “free ice cream, yo.” ?",
"I completely agree, its annoying to see comment sections littered with \"/r/HailCorporate\" whenever there is the slightest view or mention of a brand name or logo. I was surprised to see no mentions of the sub with so many comments, but then I remembered this is one of reddit's \"good companies\".",
"A bigger, blacker dick",
"Anti-zionism does not equal anti-Semitic. \n\nEquating the two detracts from your argument. ",
"like how the new south park became \"the fractured, but whole.\"\n",
"I live in Joliet too... What are the odds of two pandas living in the same city?",
"Sorry.",
"How is the company you work for",
"I don't understand what this photo is supposed to mean, and then there are a whole bunch of nonsense comments in the thread.",
"I’d love to go out and take more pics for all the doubters on here but it’s -10 outside and there’s a 110lbs lab on my lap and I’m not moving. ",
"I play CAH and Joking Hazard pretty regularly, every month or two. Enough cards in both for neither to get old.",
">God bless America\n\nAh nuts, I didn't think Cards Against Humanity were those religious asshole types. It's fucking everywhere, I hate how religious this country is.",
"Joliet.. Joliet... Joliet.. Jollllliieettttt",
"Slanted rhymes can count but lose all value on paper",
"I miss the Jackhammers, honestly. ",
"I mean, no one watches either one, so does it really matter?",
"If anyone called them minor leagues on r/baseball, they'd be immediately corrected.\n\nI guess we'll have to chalk this up to difference experiences because I've never encountered this IRL.",
"Have to say my favorite card is taking a man's balls and eyes and putting his balls were his eyes were and taking his eyes and putting them were his balls were hahaha",
"Nah, you can usually find me in the corner playing with the dog. ",
"Greetings, fellow Blacksburgian! Saw your username and wanted to say hi! ",
"No no! I’m not doubting! I was just saying it’s quite cool how it looks like a cartoon! Calm calm",
"Bees!",
"Snorting cocaine off a clowns boner",
"Somebody get this man a Rail! ",
"This whole page is awesome.",
"Three dicks at the same time.",
"You should see some of the stuff their doing downtown now. New courthouse and restaurants, joilets on the come up imo.",
"Ahh, the bitcoin strategy. Tried and true",
"DAE think there should've been some connection to the Blues Brothers with this being Joliet?",
"> When this game first came out you could only buy it online and they let you print it out for free if you wanted to cut the cards out\n\nThat's how I have my set. Well, I didn't print it out, some girls I knew in college did, and then I stole it. In fact, I think the cards are still wrapped in a hair-band.",
"Testicular torsion. ",
"Knowing CAH, I wouldn’t take that as serious.\n “God bless America” is a very commonly used closing, especially in political speeches. I took it as them using it in jest. ",
"Hey Joliet neighbor!!! ",
"It would be better if it was just Baseball Place.",
"Go Area Team Sports Ball! ",
"Excellent odds if the city has a zoo. We don't have a zoo tho",
"And the actual owner of the baseball team says otherwise.\n\n>cards Against Humanity has something going on with the Slammers, the baseball team that plays there and manages the city-owned stadium. But it did not buy the naming rights that the Slammers have been trying to sell for 16 months.\n\n\"We have not negotiated naming rights or sold naming rights,\" Semaca said.\n\nhttp://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=2\n\nIt's a publicity deal.\n\nEdit:\n\nThis was downvoted within seconds of posting it. Fuck off CAH publicity team. ",
"“Being a motherfucking sorcerer” is up there for me",
"[Weaponized Ebola] [A hamster with a throbbing erection] I wanted to get rid of those in forever. ",
"I understood this reference ",
"I went to Morris High. This brings me back. Fuck JCA though. ",
"In one of those totally Reddit nearly impossible-seeming coincidents - I am riding on an Amtrak train that just passed this sign 2 minutes ago - right after reading this post. WHOA! (too dark to take a pic)",
"https://imgur.com/a/wa7kX",
"Gahds be praised.",
"Rush Limbaughs soft shitty body",
"A bigger blacker dick",
"My girlfriend alone probably funded 1/3 of this stadium tbh",
"The Jews",
"It depends. We ARE a major innovator, this is true. But we are also not always on the front lines. Germany developed the Total Artificial Heart and pioneered it and it's driver. \n\nhttp://www.syncardia.com/PDF_Files/Forbes_100th_Implant.pdf\n\nThe first uterus transplant with a live birth was done in Sweden- 2014. The first one in the US was just done last year. \n\nhttp://www.bbc.com/news/health-29485996",
"http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"COVERED IN BEES!!",
"More specifically, https://cardsagainsthumanitysavesbaseball.com\n\n>SO, WHAT NOW? \n>Well, we did our best to address all of America’s problems in purely symbolic terms, so…I guess we’re done.",
"How did you get a letter? I'm a local and am curious.",
"It's almost like they did it on purpose",
"I think he means Cards Against Humanity. ",
"> Two midgets shitting in a bucket.\n\nFTFY...since that's my favorite one in the original pack.",
"They bought a baseball stadium and named it after their company. The cherry on top is that they called it a \"baseball place\" despite literally everyone in America knowing it's called a field, park, stadium, etc. The reason is because it's positively *hilarious* to not know anything about sports hehe!",
"This is my favorite card normal people understand. My favorite card you people would understand is \"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS\"",
"They opened those nice breweries too",
"This is my favorite card normal people understand. My favorite card you people would understand is \"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS\"",
"I won with MechaHitler. ",
"Love that their campaign is make america great again!",
"JFC",
"Nah it's a castle",
"That and \"Two midgets shitting in a bucket\" are my favorites.",
"as a schaumburg native...\n\noof :(",
"Lemont checking in!",
"> They play their home games at The Cards Against Humanity Baseball Place.\n\nHilariously true right now.",
"I had to explain pixelated bukkake to my mom. ",
"Or go downtown an visit the state-of-the-art culinary school, or the refurbished metal-bar \"The Forge\".",
"https://youtu.be/skHqcFKhydk",
"Fuck that, just shovel another handful from the barrel. ",
"It is, he fucked it up.",
"Had no idea Billy Ripken has a stadium named after him. ",
"Does it bother you that CAH is using the field to essentially make a \"lol DAE SPORTZBALL\" joke?",
"And the Slammers came out after the letter did and said that they didn't actually buy the naming rights. See [here](https://ballparkdigest.com/2017/12/22/not-new-for-2018-cards-against-humanity-baseball-place/)",
"CAH sent me a ticket to any game in the 2018 season as well as a blueprint of the stadium when I signed up for [www.cardsagainsthumanitysavesamerica.com](https://www.cardsagainsthumanitysavesamerica.com/)\n\nonly 150k people could sign up",
"Wow never thought I'd see my hometown on reddit. ",
"Max Temkin mentioned on the Do By Friday podcast that this promotion cost more than $2.25 million\n\nEven though they didn't make a profit on this particular project, they got a lot of brand awareness which will no doubt lead to increased sales ",
"I am certain that this and micropenis will always win.",
"Played in on Christmas with my parents. My mom asked what a queef was and my brother and I shared a look of \"so who's gonna tell her?\" I don't know if I won or loss because he ended up telling her and I could hold on to my pretend innocence for 10 more seconds until my horrible answer was picked.",
"HEY I HAVE TAKEN THE TRAIN ACROSS THE STREET FROM THAT STADIUM ",
"Non-profit doesn't mean allergic to revenue, it just means the facility has to abide by different tax rules than a for-profit facility. ",
"Baseball sober is like.....",
"How did they just learn what baseball is? They’re white males from Illinois. ",
"Cringe across humanity",
"That game is so lame; cannot understand its popularity.",
"I played \"white privilege\" on this card last night. Totally won that round.",
"Sprayed with Axe body spray.",
"smh",
"\"Just recently learned what baseball is\" ",
"Didn't they have a Super Bowl commercial?",
"Thas racist.",
"Sounds like an excuse to visit Chicago. ",
"david bowie riding in on a tiger made of lightning",
"No way this is real.",
"Yup! And anyone who signed up for their holiday event got a free ticket to a game! ",
"Firing a shotgun into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
"Cringe is the winner of reddits 2017 overused word of the year",
"Bring Some Crappy Opposing Team back to Brooklyn!",
"I was hoping for \"Stadium McStadiface\"",
"Does your bank allow you to cash cheques with your phone? Like by taking a picture of it? Not sure if the U.S has that or not. That would let you have the money and keep the cheque :)",
"It is. Downtown Joliet, Il. ",
"I actually live in Chicago, and I've got one of the vouchers. I plan on going in the spring to a game! If anyone wants to send me a second voucher so I can take my boyfriend, I would love to use it, and would take pics and such for you, too. ",
"There’s already a team called the Milk Caps.",
"!dreambot",
"Baseball \"place\".",
"But they are helping normalize it. Just like other so-called \"secular\" groups being \"sarcastic\" also normalize religious things like Christmas just by referring to them, even in jest as you say. It's really unforgivable in my book.",
"You do know you can print your own cards, right? You could even do it on nice paper if you wanted to spend the money and take the time",
":(",
"*to death*",
"We'll see who brings in more honey! ",
"Does she gamble alot? That casino in Joliet I heard keeps the town alive",
"Don’t you blaspheme in here!",
"They do something crazy every December for the holidays. One year it was a blind box of poop. It was something else last year. Next year may or may not be as socially conscious but it will likely be equally batty. ",
"looks similar to the rockies stadium in denver",
"Doc, we gotta get the Delorean up to 88mph before the lightning strikes the old clock tower!",
"I am genuinely surprised how many people in these comments are from/know about Joliet... I never thought I'd see the day, Reddit. ",
"The article only has positive things to say about CAH. Did you read it?\n\n>\t\"We think this will help us secure a naming rights partner,\" he said.\n\nCAH might not be able to afford the $150k/year, but they've now brought attention to the fact the rights are for sale and increased the chance someone will buy it. ",
"http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"That website is based totally on the hospitals web presence. It has nothing to do with their patient outcomes. Or even the research they are producing, only if it is being accessible via the web. ",
"My favorite was one I had to read, place by a girl I was seeing at the time. It was one of those 2 card ones and it was:\n\n\"And the Academy Award for [being a mother fucking sorcerer] goes to [Muhammed, praise be unto him.]\"\n\nI fucking cried laughing. ",
"Or Joliet the Toilet-Wine Chef.",
"IIRC you can still print it out for free.",
"firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog",
"A Man from Craigslist ",
"No\n\nhttp://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole. Always gets me.",
"?",
">Made a podcast (~$100,000)\n\n>I don't think my estimates are that far off base \n\nDon't quit your day job. Unless your day job is making estimates. In that case please quit. ",
"My grandpa used to haha ",
"This year it was *A* day. I was so pissed-this is the best one yet!",
"Pooping back and forth, forever ",
"http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"They have a store at Block 37 in Chicago with a bunch of expansion packs. Next time I'm in town I'll probably get some. ",
"I saw posts about this everywhere and didn't think much of it but I didn't know that they bought the baseball stadium 5 minutes away from my house. I wonder why?",
"Invading Poland?",
"It’s a joke. They’re implying that they’re so nerdy and reclusive that they’ve never heard of baseball.",
"Exactly this. We have the best healthcare money can buy. But you just have to be able to afford it. Or hope your GoFundMe goes viral.",
"But baseball is dumb",
"Sick. That's right down the street from me.",
"I legit thought that the name of the team was “Toilet Slammers”",
"Ordering a hat.",
"http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1",
"Because the world is ending for reasons that it is no longer like the good old days?\n\nIs that the conceptual chicken you propose we should keep on fucking?",
"Now I know why the caged bird sings!",
"Maybe, but it is America’s pastime.\n\n(Joking, obviously)",
"Beat me to it",
"I hate these types of jokes. Same vein as “I did a thing” makes it seem like they’re trying to be cute or something but it comes off as cringeworthy",
"I hate when baseball stadiums sell out and name their fields after companies, but this is awesome.",
"Welp my town finally made it to reddit FP. ",
"Yikes. ",
"The giver of the gift filled out a questionnaire? Did it ask for the giver's income or the recipient's? ",
"This was your time to shine and you blew it. ",
"BEADS?!",
"Not always. Germany developed the total artificial heart. Sweden had the first live birth from a uterus transplant (3 years before the US). France did the first face transplant. \n\nThe US is going to advance and research and innovate anything that will make those companies money. Don't have a disease that is rare and isn't considered profitable though. ",
"People were so mad, and the internet laughed...at itself I guess since those bitter ding dongs all bought it there. Moral of the story-if CAH says they’ll do something, prepare for every definition of what they said they’d do. ",
"It just does because of how it is.",
"Joking Hazard has a couple problems such as often winding up with one character talking to himself or completely nonsensical final panels but it’s still a pretty good game. Good alternative when everyone is sick to death of CAH",
"It's always dick fingers. ",
"The Frontier League, which the Joliet Slammers are a part of, is full of kooky stuff. Here’s a piece on a team in the league with no home. Takes place in Joliet, too. https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/frontier-greys-baseball-2015-9",
"I live in the area and heard about the name change, I thought it was a joke. ",
"Ohai fellow Illinois resident. I'm like 40 minutes north of you",
"I always thought that the name change to “Boomers” was dumb.",
"Now that's an idea! I know some can do that. I'll check :D on that. It's just a small local credit union, I have a feeling they don't, but worth a shot. Thank you!",
"Is this forreal",
"Ayee this is by my house ",
"Hey they dug a hole for days",
"Gob’s not on board ",
"They did six big things with the money, u/electric2097. \n\n1. They bought land on the US/Mexico border and sent shares to every person who paid into it. \n2. They split up the money, sent $15.00 and $1000 to the poorest people who donated. \n3. They sent kids who are very underprivileged on amazing field trips.\n4. They donated to a grassroots organization bent on getting schools to agree not to assign so much homework that kids can’t enjoy life. \n5. They funded one year of monthly public opinion polls. \n6. They bought a baseball team and stadium. Since they are bent on saving America, they chose to regenerate America’s pastime!\n\nSo yeah, I’m a fan!",
"Telestrations After Dark is a pretty good jumping off point for an adult Pictionary style game, with the added bonus of being a “telephone” style game.\n\nIt takes most people a round or two to get past “I can’t draw” and some of the phrases are just trash but if you sub CAH cards it gets out of hand pretty quick.",
"Regardless of the valid rebuttals of other repliers, this conversation isn’t about having good surgeons/hospitals, it’s about having the best pharmaceutical companies in the world, at least in part because they’re so profitable. The *majority* of new, often life-saving drugs come from US-based pharma companies.",
"I was a Steelmen at West before they split the two schools sports programs. Guess I’m a Tiger now?",
"It's been family foods for the better part of 25 years. It's at the corner of 59 and Batavia, over by Fermilab. It changed to family foods about the time they put in the McDonald's and took out the ice cream shop to build the Shell.",
"That was the perfect name.",
"I got to work with Steve “The Colonel” Cropper one time. I was like 19 years old and doing live sound engineering at this restaurant in Franklin Tennessee. That was the closest I ever came to really fanboy-ing out on anyone. He was a class act. ",
"Glad they're making money sucks they just had all that scuffle about the jewish cards",
"Anything that CAH even looks at funny makes the front page.",
"That sucks. I'd contact them. It's a toss up how they'll react, but I'd definitely let them know you didn't get your day 3 and 5 envelopes.",
"I go to JJC, went to high school in Lockport actually.",
"I love this one, whenever I'm the judge and someone throws it down, it takes me a good two minutes to get the sentence out.",
"[Not completely](http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml) real:\n\n> As fake as the naming-rights announcement may have been, Cards Against Humanity did provide the Slammers lots of publicity and gave followers of the promotional campaign vouchers that can be used to attend games in the 2018 season.\n",
"God damn, those guys are legends. ",
"[one of the many beautiful answers on there save America website](https://i.imgur.com/Yjc8ui4.png)",
"My first apartment was over there.",
"$100,000 ±$600,000\n\n¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"Probably because you hang in social circles that know baseball. I, for one, didn't know there was a such thing as an indy league - as far as I was aware, it was majors and minors for professional baseball, and then anything else that existed would be recreational baseball. Now I know otherwise.",
"Oh they’re all pretty bad. \n\n(The musicians’ acting skills that is.)",
"Frontier League ****\n\nNo joke, I go to 5-10 Frontier League games a year. $1.25 beers on Thursday/Friday with no limit and former WWE stars wrestling after the game while still serving beer. Cheaper to pregame at the park with a $7 ticket and 6 beers. Go Bolts ",
"Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
"at least we don’t play in the Talking Stick Resort Arena or the Smoothie King Center ",
"Im in SoCal and we might go as well lol ",
"But it's *so quirky*!!",
"It's not just casinos. There are slot machines in all the restaurants and bars too. ",
"It's a perfect name. Double entendre and everything.",
"So don't sponsor a baseball stadium?",
"Still a shitty name imo. What a weird thing to name a baseball team.",
"Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole",
"Heyyyy! I know someone who does their announcing!",
"What type of league is the Frontier League?",
"Good old Joliet. My home town.",
"that’s wassup",
"Whoaaaaa edgy",
"Honestly surprised they didn’t take advantage of the opportunity and name it something more CAH-esque.",
"I’m open to tickets! I live nearby and would love to take the bf. :)",
"Rush Limbaugh's fat, shitty body",
"I, for one, just miss baseball. ",
"Maybe because they’re just very creative and smart about their marketing? Other companies could learn a thing or two",
"Ah, yes, the Joliet Slammers. They’re in the same league as the Normal Cornbelters, which are just across town from me. Did the Slammers really rename their park to this? Lol",
"Yup, you're a tiger now. I guess I started at jths just after they split up. 09?",
"Romeotucky checking in.",
"Never would of thought joliet was going to be in the popular section of reddit. Even more so the stadium I drive by everyday. ",
"I went to high school right down the street from the stadium and spend all of second period English watching the stadium be built! ",
"I told my parent s to google it. They did. I am a bad child.",
"Pretty much this. - former ambulance driver",
"yuma arizona high school team is the criminals. i was busted there and really wanted a shirt.",
"Oil!",
"My fave!!",
"To shreds, you say?",
"Oh shit, I pass by this place every day.",
"The banner is real, but the naming right have yet to be sold. It is basically a big PR stunt.\n\nhttp://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1\n\n",
"You're absolutely normal, don't worry. Even my dad, who knows baseball pretty good (we chat about baseball every weekend when I see him) didn't know there were independent leagues, or had forgotten, when a local one cropped up and built a ballpark a few miles away. I had to clarify for him that there was no affiliation, and it wasn't an MiLB team.\n\nNow, strictly speaking, independent leagues are minor leagues. But they're not Minor Leagues, if you catch my drift. That distinction is HUGE in baseball, but to normal people who just want to go see the ballgame, it's minimal.\n",
"Haha I do not get that",
"A motherfucking sorcerer. ",
"The jailbirds.",
"[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1593/)",
"The Cards Against Humanity __________ Place.",
"It is, i have a ticket for any game the slammers are playing at home. It’s apart of the CAH Xmas thing they did along with the boarder wall stuff. ",
"Since it's a pack of cards, it probably costs them like a couple of dollars to make a package. Meanwhile Target is selling them for $25. Even if Target is keeping $10, they're still making at least $10. If they've made anywhere between 1 to 10 million sales, that's $10 million to $100 million dollars.",
"SOOOOOOOOOOO-EY!!!!",
"My husband knows he will always get a point from me to play that card. ",
"As someone who lives around joliet, I thought it was just a joke. Until it actually happened.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CIBlMGrUg8\n",
"Now I want a subreddit where we play CAH",
"No, not really like that at all.",
"The song is \"Superman\" by Lazlo Bane, if anyone cares.",
"I bet you can order an alcohol here. ",
"I live 30 minutes from this place. I'm happy knowing this exists.",
"Every fucking time \"pixelated bukkake\" gets played. \n\nThat was a fun one to explain to my mom.",
"I'm from Romeoville, my dad made the t-shirts for metal monkey and went to the monkeys birthday party!",
"At the baseball place?",
"My husband and sister and brother in law got my mormon father in law to play. I saved all my raunchiest cards for him. I think he had a small stroke at German dungeon porn- but all in all I think he enjoyed himself.",
"> i was busted there\n\nAt the highschool? Doing what exactly?",
"CAH or baseball?",
"Time for some Extreme Baseball, it’s like baseball but with civilian casualties",
"After looking into it, this is kinda real. Apparently CAH doesn't actually own the naming rights and it's still up for sale, just a publicity stunt. They did give out tickets though. ",
"Jake? Elwood! ",
"I worked for the historical society over the summer one of the guides was absolutely devastated when he heard the news of the fire.",
"What's wrong with a country having borders?",
"Pac-man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
"My brother played ball for the Winnipeg Goldeyes an Independent league. Most everyone I know referred to it as the minors as did probably most articles I read. Not saying they were correct, just how most people understand it.",
"Oh god it finally happened. I heard a rumor from a friend in Joliet bout this...then maybe the next rumor is true too...",
"Good statement corporate renaming of longtime landmarks",
">The stunt they've implemented just delays the wall for a little longer.\n\nThat was the intent. ",
"\"very creative\" sell garbage to losers who live in their mother's basements and \"oppose trump\" despite the fact they just wasted a ton on land near Mexico. keep it up!!!",
"Did Joliet Toilets not fly either? ",
"https://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewherper/2011/03/23/the-most-innovative-countries-in-biology-and-medicine/",
"The only one I've missed was the House of Cards booster pack that they announced on the HoC Twitter of all places. Not a big loss.",
"Nice, my hometown on the front page! Never could have guessed this.",
"The unstoppable tide of Islam",
"Woman* and yes, please! ",
"http://thehill.com/homenews/news/360434-cards-against-humanity-buying-plot-of-land-on-border-to-try-to-stop-trumps-wall",
"They could have just spewed money on another billboard instead of trying to cost us money.",
"We do not. I've already told my wife we have to buy season tickets cause of this. She is not happy. ",
"I gotta watch it again, I haven't seen it in a while.",
"I think it was in Florida that I saw a billboard advertising a hospital which read, \"Some people get here by accident\".",
"Can verify.\n\nSource: have baseballed",
"Just because they’ve created a crude-humour game, it doesn’t directly mean they’re all trump-supporting, racist scumbags. After all, they’re quite intelligent and it’s great they give a shit about America ",
"Dang. I threw away one of the tickets assuming it was for shiggles. I rue the day. ",
"If you sent them the $10 to buy the property on the Mexico/US border, they send you five gifts. Well it ended up being 6. I guess they made so much money that they bought the naming rights, and everyone got 2 free tickets to any game this upcoming season ",
"He's named Joliet Jake because he started the movie getting released from Joliet.",
"Well first we dig a hole...",
"So am I. So was Bobby Fischer. Half of Israel reads the schlock in Haaretz. Your point?",
"Yes, I'm fully aware that you can print the base kit. The printed cards will never match purchased cards though, and expansions are not available to print. So if you've ever purchased any cards, and you'll like a \"Biggest, Blackest Dick\" card, you're gonna have to buy a $20 cardboard box. ",
"Wow. I thought all of this was fiction. ",
"Bees would have been funny\n\nBees? Is amazing. The one confused question mark makes it perfect",
"Cool seeing my hometown on the front page of reddit.",
"Hey nice my state's doing something interesting again",
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do",
"Joliet has already has a negative connotation. ",
"This sounds like something out of Welcome To Night Vale ",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ij4a6x_mPs",
"They're talking about a dfferent campaign they did where they [sold Nothing](http://prntscr.com/huzj2k) for black friday. The year before that they sold bullshit.",
"__.\n\nI'll come back later.",
"I was thinking the logo would just be Jake and Elwood.",
"Actually you can download and print the entire game for free from their website if you’re up to it",
"My favorite quote of all time. Thank you Oscar Gamble. ",
"Lol, i thought it looked like the place in joliet, then I zoomed in. Lmao",
"But nothing is better than the Ashley Furniture Homestore Pavilion!",
"They also donate a ton of money for charitable causes",
"Either Reddit just really loves Cards Against Hummanity or we are getting hit by a very successful social media campaign.",
"Curious as to why the OP took this pic 6 hours ago (and the sign was still up) if this wasn’t actually the case though... ",
"Ayy I played here a few times in high school",
">I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU’RE GETTING POLITICAL. WHY DON’T YOU JUST STICK TO CARD GAMES?\n\n>>Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?\n\nLMFAO\n",
"If I got rich and bought a baseball team I would rename them The Baseball Players. ",
"so does the NRA and the trump foundation. what is your point?",
"I'm quoting that video haha",
"This is amazing.",
"that is a terrible business model then isn't it?",
"Oh lmao I haven’t watched it in awhile my b",
"That's definitely a surprise to me. I've been going to Pacific League, in its various iterations, since I was a kid and always heard it referred to as independent baseball.",
"I wonder if they also renamed the gay bar across the street?",
"Well I really hope they raised up the seat height for all the short fans that will be the only ones able to get into the stadium with those shorts doors.\n",
"\"Baseball place\"\n\n2018 is off to a good start",
"very unexpected thing!",
"Heyyy that’s Joliet IL, I live 5 minutes away from that stadium and I’ve always thought that was just a little joke going around, turns out I was wrong. Can’t wait to go there and check it out.",
"YEAH! ZATS A BASEBOL!",
"Take that back. I know my worth. I’m “below average” at best.",
"Yep. CAH has a massive publicity team with hundreds of reddit bot accounts at their fingertips, ready on a moments notice to downvote you.\n\nOr, you know maybe it's because when people THINK their right, they aren't receptive to the alternative. Kind of like what you just did by instantly blaming some evil PR team for downvoting you.",
"I must not be as easily entertained as you. ",
"GO CARDINALS!!!",
"“ Where baseball gets done” ™️",
"Lol I live in a neighboring suburb and had no idea about this. I guess I'm visiting next season.",
"Is that the \"short\" version of 2 girls 1 cup?",
"Three Dicks at one Time. ",
"Oh hey, me too!\n\nThe cards are pretty great as well.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/IJQNb",
">did the ball go?",
"When I lived in Illinois (Peoria), this lady told me there was a town down the road, Pekin, that there high school mascot used to be the Chinks. It was a little Asian man with a rice hat on.",
"Cards against humanity strike again...",
"I think it's time to kill myself.\n\nWhat happened to the age of strong men and beautiful women? If I ever have grandkids won't I be ashamed of what a goofy \"ironic\" generation of nerds and SJWs I came from?",
"I literally pass this all the time and it’s so surreal. Especially seeing it on reddit now ",
"I use too live in Joliet, now Sandwich, have not been there in a while. That's awesome.",
"Am I too old that when I saw the reference “slammer” the first thing I thought was pogs?",
"Last I heard, Crisco is still cheap. ",
"holy shit that's weird. Silver Cross is right by me. I would've loved to see this.",
"Doesn't CAH literally have an nword card?",
"Basketball is way more fun than CAH, because it doesn't get old after playing it once.",
"\"Batman.\"\n\n*giggling* \"No, say or right! You didn't say it right!\n\n\"...fine. BATMAN!!!\"\n\n*giggling*",
"Last I checked they’re doing very well so their biz plan is actually working really well",
"Apples to Apples -> Family Version\nCAH -> Adult Version\n\nBoth fill completely different demographics and don't cross markets really. But when you have clones that fill the exact same demographic and add nothing new, that's a copycat. Basically if there was an \"Oranges to Oranges\" game.",
"Its funny, but I feel bad for the fans who go there for every game. Its kinda like making fun of them for liking their favorite sport. I know the point is that they are funny assholes, but hopefully they change it once the joke gets old",
"Sorry! It was a fun gimmick but it's just a stunt. They have some of the best marketing I've ever seen.",
"Good human",
"If by charity you mean lobbyists....",
"ITS REAL",
"Thats baseball, baby!",
"Obviously not. ",
"What is your point?",
"Yeah that's just what we need, more viral marketing. ",
"Have you not been paying attention? We've been against humanity for a while now...",
"A bucket",
"My favorite was watching the live feed on YouTube. After every scoop and unloading, people would rate it from 0-10. The operator seemed to be pretty consistent because it was generally 6/10 to 7/10",
"they r so uncaring and random and indiffernt ! XD so cool",
"Lol same here pretty funny",
"Likewise! Shout-out from the tiny town of Romeoville!",
"You might want to look at that again. It is one single voucher for one ticket. (At least mine was). ",
"The sign is but they didnt actually buy the naming rights. Probably just a joint publicity stunt.\n\nhttps://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/cards-against-humanity-buys-stadium-naming-rights-in-joliet-465984293.html\n\n>According to the Herald-News in Joliet, the name change isn’t real. Team President Nick Semaca says that the naming rights, which have been for sale for 16 months, have not been sold to the company despite their claims.",
"My grandma said they changed _________ to _________. I was not expecting this.",
"*picshinairy",
"Didn't they also used to be the Jackhammers? I hopped off the amtrak there the other day and was very confused outside of the Cards against Humanity",
"Mine is September 11th 2001 or “all you can eat shrimp for 8.99” haha",
"All of them. Everyone in my dorm building has a deck.\n\nThat's why you get the expansion packs, so everyone wants to use YOUR deck. And sift through and get rid of the shitty cards since you now have the expansion packs.\n\nOnce you make some friends via CAH games, you get the blank pack and roast all your friends you regularly play with. That's the best one.",
"Eh. I can see where they're coming from. ",
"Now I have to grab some Chunks tomorrow, so much for that new years resolution. ",
"if you dont like this, you dont like minor league baseball activity!",
"And what do crows think about this?",
"People don't generally think that but it do.",
"Ah, okay! I wasn’t silly enough to buy “nothing” from them. I guess maybe they put some of that money towards buying land at the border?",
"Actually quite like that. The game was originally called \"The Butthole of Time\". That was rejected by others, so they renamed it to \"The Fractured But Whole\".\n\nIn each instance the original name was rejected, but the new name is still technically better, but still has a similar meaning/connotation.",
"It's a PDF, you can use it as a template to make other cards.\n\nAlso I'd rather have some cards not match than spend $20 for just one card.\n\n",
"The favorite at our house is \"Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole.\"",
"i was busted at the check point, but got to go to court maybe 6 times... and i lived in san francisco. i’m an official yuma criminal.",
"I have to ask, how do I pronounce Joilet?",
"Add me to that list ",
"What the hell were you doing outside",
"It's kinda like when Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion for a while",
"People go to hospitals for non emergencies",
"Freezing my ass off. ",
"Never did I think a town close to my home town would be on the front page of Reddit, yet alone this! ",
"The paintball capital of the US",
"I live 2 minutes from Boomers stadium :( ",
"> how did the cubs win the world series?\nMichelle Obama's arms.\n",
"This was day six of the \"CAH Saves America\" holiday thingie. It came with a blueprint of the stadiums' elevations, a dozenish baseball player cards, plus some black/white playing cards... and one free game ticket.",
"chunks of dead prostitute",
"Joe-lee-et ",
"lol that's funny. I'm surprised these guys made so much money off their card game. Must be nice to have a simple idea take off like that. ",
"I think I've done 6 viewings front to back, with a few of the season-that-shall-not-be-named. It's not a good season of scrubs, but it's ok tv if you can compartmentalize it differently.",
"Joel-lee-et. I hope that helps! ",
"I got so confused wondering what pen was made in Joliet before I realized you were taking about the prison.",
"That was my mom’s rival high school. They used to bow before games.",
"So that's an S, a K, and a J all next to each other so that's a nope.",
"God its like that progressive commercial announcers\n\n(In unicen,) \"touch down!\" other one says \"home run!\" Then they both say \"spooorts!\"",
"this solidifies CAH as **the** chaotic good.",
"It would help if I spelled it right. Now I feel like a putz.",
"Orange whip? Orange whip?",
"Hey me too",
"If they don't get CC Sabathia to throw out the first pitch while wearing an \" A bigger, blacker baseball player.\" jersey, there's something wrong with the world.",
"The Biggest, Blackest Dick",
"Why were you outside",
"They actually put out an [itemized list]( https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/blackfriday/\n) that year of what they spent the money on",
"\"So Republicans want a more equal society, but only if it happens by magic.\"\n\nTrickle down economics",
"Absolutely nothing. Totally in favor of stronger border security.\n\nI’m also in favor of fucking with assholes.\n\nSo, this is a win-win for me.",
"Could be funny if it was the stadium for the Cardinals",
"This is Joliet, IL? My high school played here in the state championship. Sadly we lost, but it's a nice stadium.",
"My husband and I got tickets to see a game from CAH, but we honestly have no idea when we'll be in Joliet.",
"Rock Island District Metra shoutout ",
"Oh. Wouldn't they just build the wall around the property? I mean... the federal government only owns about a third of the land along the border. And every single property along the Rio Grande would have to be outside the wall. I think buying the plot of land is more symbolic than anything else.\n \nAll in all, it's not a terribly feasible plan anyway tbh. I mean... unless it was 50 feet high, 20 feet deep, and made of 6 inch thick steel, it wouldn't really be any more effective than chain link fence. Maybe more inconvenient, but not more effective. Those would be the minimum specs for it to be a deterrent against ladders, bucket trucks, common mini-excavators, diamond saws, acetylene torches... basically anything you can rent or buy at Home Depot for 350 bucks or less.",
"Thanks, I would have guessed \"joy-let\" hah.",
"The end of [this article](https://nwyj.org/us-news/will-card-game-save-america/) explains what CAH is doing.",
"Cards against humanity sent those of us that ordered their holiday package a free ticket to any game. Considering I live in Houston, does anyone who lives near by want it? PM Me your address and I’ll send it your way. ",
"Someone fill me in? I’m OOTL",
"Marketing a sale they they limited quantities on so much that it sold out as soon as it was announced that happened two months ago or for a baseball team that they receive no royalties from and just bought the naming rights to the stadium for to mock how baseball is dying and nobody cares?",
"Baseball place ",
"Also participated...it was okay. ",
"Hey man, chill.",
"German dungeon porn.",
"Hahaha",
"Yo I went to Lockport and go to JJC. Go 2015 Porters ",
"Where _______ happens.",
"It sounds like we have different standards and expectations.",
"That's just their cap insignia, the actual logo has a watchtower and concrete walls with barbed wire across the top.",
"I just saw this the other night at work! Small world. ",
"/r/bee_irl",
"I wonder what's itd be like living in a town who's only claim to fame is two correctional facilitys. ",
"Pac man uncontrollably guzzling cum",
"Finally a reason to go to Joliet. Never thought I’d write that.",
"Was I the only one slightly disappointed with the campaign? I really didn't find anything that great except for some of the cards. ",
"They have a lot of people who donate them money so they can do weird shit like this, or buying land on the US/Mexico border so that they can’t finish the wall",
"I have a letter from Cards Against Humanity on this for paying that 16$. It's actually pretty impressive. ",
"Damn. Even the logo has barbed wire on the fence. Jake and Elwood would like this team.",
"I still want to know that the payoff was for Prongles. Did anyone ever figure it out? Was it just random?",
"Joe-Lee-Eht.\n",
"Some interesting info where the owner of the team claims they didnt actually buy the naming rights\n\n>No, they didn't, according to Joliet Slammers President Nick Semaca, who was constrained at times about what he could say given a confidentiality agreement the Slammers have with Cards Against Humanity.\n\n>Cards Against Humanity has something going on with the Slammers, the baseball team that plays there and manages the city-owned stadium. But it did not buy the naming rights that the Slammers have been trying to sell for 16 months.\n\n>\"We have not negotiated naming rights or sold naming rights,\" Semaca said.\n\nhttp://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1\n\nthanks to /u/Liztliss for the sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nhq8y/my_grandma_said_they_changed_the_name_of_the/ds28iqp/\n\nseems like it's more of a promotional campaign. Still awesome tho. **Fuck The Schaumberg boomers. Fucking cunts.** ",
"https://cardsagainsthumanitysavesbaseball.com/",
"OH, THAT'S A BASEBALL ^^^TM",
"Its in Joliet illinois btw.",
"Trade team cards where?\n",
"It was Silver Cross stadium before ",
"Yeah, Cards Against Humanity did a \"Give us $15 and we'll do shit and give you some shit\" and this was one of the things they did. They also made some baseball cards of the team members and included a pretty neat poster of the stadium.",
"That's the one. ",
"I’m... above average. ",
"It's the 3rd line of my post and you got the numbers wrong.\n\nStay in school, bud.\n\n> * Gave 100 people $1000 and 10,000 people $15 (adds up to $250,000)\n\n\n",
"**BETTER DEAD THAN RED.**",
"I just got up, so maybe that's why, but this looks like a rendered image.",
"Now that you know it's real can you elaborate on what made you think that",
"/r/politics is that-a-way --->",
"But Joliet Jake... come on!",
"The ball slapping sex your parents are having right now ",
"Good ole Joliet ",
"https://cardsagainsthumanityredistributesyourwealth.com. \n\nI'm on mobile, so no formatting for you! \nI'm also the fat chick in a viking helmet displayed on that page. :)",
"Right after I got done making business at the business factory. ",
"Now we just need several players to have sexual relations with a woman called Joliet.",
"Yea it's been around for awhile but it didn't get popular until recently. You might be right though. Luckily my group of friends got bored with it as fast as I did. ",
"Boris the Soviet love hammer",
"Too bad they never made a sequel.",
"It's real! [https://cardsagainsthumanitysavesbaseball.com/](https://cardsagainsthumanitysavesbaseball.com/)",
"I remember reading on the website that if you haven’t received all your letters by now that you should send them an email. Best wishes!",
"I can't wait for their pog night.",
"Neat!\n",
"This is good for shitcoin.",
"Its a quote from the poll, but ok",
"A stand up double. I was there. ",
"Who is this shitty cards against humanity thing and when will they go away? ",
"What's with towns named Joliet and big prisons? [\\(Quebec\\)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joliette_Institution_for_Women)",
"Synergistic Management Solutions",
"These jokes are pure baseball.",
"And the gold carat dildo one of the executives bought?",
"Balls deep in a squealing hog whilst firing a rifle into the air. ",
"OH! THAT'S A BASEBALL",
"[Joliet was originally called Juliet. And Romeoville was originally called Romeo](https://www.legendsofamerica.com/il-romeojoliet/).",
"Three dicks at the same time",
"YES \nYES \n#YES",
"> DOES CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY SUPPORT THE REPUBLICAN TAX BILL THAT WOULD GIVE YOUR COMPANY A HUGE TAX BREAK?\n\n> No, bitch.\n\nWhat a funny and straightforward answer",
"My old boss used to say this when we fucked up. It was his way of saying, I see you.",
"I guess this baseball stadium is one of the few things I have to be proud of as a person living in Illinois.",
"Yup. And as long as you do it under a different name, you can even make your own version. Like play online with others on pretendyourexyzzy.",
"Did you go down to the Football Place you goofy fuckin' retard? Bet your dumb ass regretted that shit. Next time just remember, it's the Baseball Place motherfucker.",
"Me too! ",
"It’s the down arrow that really does it",
"The ~~best~~ only use for the *Sean Penn* card is with the *\"After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ____ to the people of Haiti\"* card.\n\nHouse rules state that that combo immediately ends the game.",
"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS",
"Because the CAH company likes to play jokes on people?? ",
"> Lol, like Joliet is more associated with the Blues Brothers than the pen?\n\nOutside of Illinois, I bet it is. That is the only reason I know anything about the place. ",
"Thanks :) I'm in Canada, so it has to go through USPS and Canada Post at the holidays. I'll give them a few more days then email.",
"For real, I hope they do another round of these. Their “Saves America” campaign was basically people paying the company to do stupid shit. I love it. ",
"Everyone, make sure you stop by r/cardsagainsthumanity",
"I disagree but I respect the brutality.",
"I believe that was last year. My favorite was when they sent bull shit to people. ",
"That's and interesting strategy, but what if it don't be like it is?",
"The unstoppable tide of Islam",
"A sad fat dragon with no friends ",
"ಠ_ಠ",
"Weird they would finance something containing a fence and walls to keep certain people out. ",
"I’m going ball out on the base.",
"Shit, it’s weird seeing another redditor that lives in the same town as me! Hahaha I can confirm this, it was even in the Herald News. Pretty fuckin cool if you ask me.",
"This is in reference to what?",
"Thanks for the reminder, we’re having fondue tomorrow. ",
"I seriously love the creators of CAH. They are my people. ",
"A stray pube",
"Hey super late to the party but. The school near here called Joliet Junior College does a car care event, courtesy of the automotive department; open to the public once a year here. Its coming up in the next few months, so any locals keep an eye out. As it gets closer we do some advertising on the radio. Or you can go to the JJC website. We basically team up with the local hyundai and do some basic safety checks on the public's vehicles for free. I am one of the students and have gone the last 2 events. Its pretty cool and happens right in the parking lot! If you see this and are interested in getting your car a basic safety inspectiin, come on by. ",
"I'm from San Diego, so I'm pretty familiar with the wall in place now. Absolutely good luck to you crossing illegal near San Ysidro, even though the fortifications vary massively from point to point.\n\nMy friend lived about 30m south of the border in La Playas, and I forgot my Macbook charger at his place once, but I thought better of avoiding 5 hour wait by retrieving it through the fence and just bought a new one until he came north. \n\nYou can actually cross back and forth freely, but it's not that simple getting in to the US a free man. Mexicans like to piss through the wall into the US, and you can easily wade around the fence into the US, however, you will be instantly apprehended if you so much as tried to pass a charger through it. They watch the weak spots very closely, the problem is that we have way too many holes. It's very porous. \n\nSo, it's not just a wall we need, it's a no man's land with multiple barriers. I do agree a few fancy fences in a row does just as well as a 50 ft tall concrete wall, but I personally will buy the bond to finance a fifty-footer. With the negative Euribor rate, and the over $300 million a year we are saving on the UN and Pakistan now, we can just amortize the loan over 30 years with a fixed rate jobbie in the EU. That gets us to about 11 billion, so that leaves each wall supporter loaning the government interest free about $5 a year for the next 30. I can handle that.\n\nIt was poor zoning to sell much of the land on the border, now we need to appropriate it back, but there is nobody better and imminent domain than Donald Trump. ",
"150,000 people purchased the Cards Against Humanity Saves America. They redistributed the wealth of everyone who bought it. So it's wasn't country wide it was only within the group that made the purchase.\n\nLink: https://cardsagainsthumanityredistributesyourwealth.com",
"Let this be a lesson in providing adequate context.",
"theyre so popular people but their stuff no matter whether its actually worth the money. i think that one april fools they literally had an action where they asked people to give them money for doing nothing at all and it worked.",
"My high school was a converted prison so we were going to be the jailbirds when it opened in the 50s. That idea was shot down fast but we still kept the black and white and there's a lot of stripes in the colors around the school",
"Cute, but so far, not true [LINK](http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=1)",
"I like this one: https://imgur.com/a/VXxAC",
"The Blues Brothers? Shit! They still owe you money, fool. ",
"It's almost like the whole \"jailbirds city rejection\" story is boulderdash",
"a snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis ",
"Maybe you need some variety. Do you play board/card/table games in general? I imagine they'd get pretty boring if they were the only ones I played, even if once every 1-2 months.",
"In December 2017, the Chicago based card game company Cards Against Humanity hung a banner over the newly named stadium giving it the name \"The Cards Against Humanity Baseball Place\" as part of their holiday special 'Cards Against Humanity Saves America'. [2] While Cards Against Humanity claimed to have bought the naming rights to the stadium, which was the reasoning for the banner being hung, this has been disputed by Slammers management. [3]",
"Sportsball! America's pastime.",
"They actually refused to print cards themselves for an absurdly long time given the popularity of the game.",
"My gf contributed to this. And the plot of land to prevent a wall being built. ",
"Sports mockery right down the street from A+++",
"Enough. ",
"Elf cum",
"See we live far away from any independent league teams but have quite a few actual minor league teams near us, so that's probably why .",
"TCAHB Place. Has a nice ring to it...",
"Yep. I’ve only been to a couple Slammers games since I moved nearby almost 10 years ago. You bet I’ll be there a lot more often. ",
"that's wassup",
"Is this permanent?",
"I went to minooka so I think I'm supposed to hate morris",
"That’s crazy! I live in Tinley Park. Will have to check this out ASAP ",
"Get the expansions ",
"Dang I though CAH actually bought it seeing as they haven't sold the naming rights in a while. Actually had me interested in the slammers for a second ",
"A bigger blacker dick",
"Soldier Field has to be one of the greatest names for a stadium. (I apologize for being a downer last night/this morning for anyone reading my thread of comments. Long Islands and a toothache were the culprit.) ",
"Upvote fpr correct use of the word",
"Haha, For me I always watched the spinoff seasons. By that time I'm already through the series, and I'm high on the nostalgia, and those seasons just help me hang on to it before I know the show is gone forever and I return to my sadness.",
"Slammer is also slang for jail.",
"Fade the shit out of me fam",
"this guy hogs. ",
"I hate Capitalism.",
"Not in Illinois, but Go Hokies!",
"I love the sports mockery here. Its all just corporately owned and almost none of the players are even from the areas where they play. ",
"If I don't like the main game, would I really like the expansions?",
"Bigger, Blacker, Baseball Bat",
"Someone tell me this isn't real? Or is this an ad ?",
"Independent league, not affiliated with MLB. ",
"Imagine some outsider with no concept of sponsors sees this. \n\n>baseball?\n>Against humanity? \n>WHAT IS THIS PLACE",
"I mean, I got the ticket with my holiday pack this year and odds are I'm not going to make it to Joliet anytime in 2018...",
"That actually makes sense. I hadn't considered that.",
"Romeoville always seemed so nice. Used to pass it on my way to Chicago from j town but never stopped to check it out really.",
"Joliet?",
"Yeah like “wow he just hit a Papa Slam!”",
">How did the Browns win the Super Bowl?\n\nThey didn't",
"They sold absolutely nothing for $5 and like, a lot of people bought it. Seriously, you just gave them $5 and got nothing in return, and then they used the money to buy dildoes.\n\nI think they're just a small, efficient operation that operates with a mission statement to troll humanity in the best possible ways",
"And then there's Apples to Apples Junior. I somehow end up playing it every few years. Don't play it, just don't. It's not very good. ",
"and laptop stickers! They sure know how to make me happy",
"But the Cards play at Busch Stadium",
"Yes",
"We could always just mine it.\n \nThat was sarcastic. But you actually do have a viable plan there to finance the construction itself. Personally, I don't see any *Great Wall of the Southwest* happening anytime soon because the environmental impact studies and working out the water usage issues along the Rio Grande would take decades. I feel like that $11 billion could probably be better spent on other counter-human-smuggling resources... like proximity detectors, surveillance equipment... hell, pay Google and Tesla subsidies to develop autonomous rovers to monitor the border. A straight-up wall wouldn't be very effective on its own.\n \nEither way... even if it was just a symbolic land purchase, I've gotta respect their right to say what they want. Even if I don't necessarily like the way they're saying it.",
"No way. I heard on 670 this was coming but I can’t believe this is real, Joliet is fucking strange guys. ",
"People don't think it be like it is, but it do. ",
"And Germany has private healthcare, the government just subsidizes that healthcare and makes everyone have it. The government doesn’t actually administer the healthcare or run the hospitals",
"It's independent, just wanted to add some details. ",
"You must live near me!!",
"number 10, he continued his predecessors stance. (considering he's done everything against obama, I guess this is note worthy).\n\nnumber 9. if agreeing to give arms to ukraine to help them defend against an all out invasion of russia (and this is the only thing he's taken as a hard stance against russia) is \"tough\" then I guess. I'm pretty sure those weapons will fall into enemy hands anyways considering the same.\n\nnumber 8. I'm pretty sure that there were reasons the predecessors didn't actually consider this once elected. It's already a clear move against the will of UN, which means that a lot of countries think this is a bad idea and likely will only inflame relations in the region. Time will tell, but I for one would never want to be a diplomat in that hotbed of mess.\n\nnumber 7. If you want to call this an accomplishment.. when even NORTH KOREA is in the agreement.. then there's really no hope in changing your mind on climate change. But hey, I'm sure the rising ocean levels that have almost 2 thousands of square miles of land away from Louisiana, https://www.factcheck.org/2017/03/land-loss-in-louisiana/ are all wrong.\n\nnumber 6. this is the first thing on the list that I think is an actual accomplishment.\n\nnumber 5. this has been kept pretty down low. considering he's been playing who's got the bigger ~~dick~~ missile with north korea. I wonder what the consequences are for this reduced constraints. How much harm is it causing to civilians, what's the other backlash we could face.\n\nnumber 4. again I don't know how you can classify a.. my predecessor was right, as an accomplishment. The fact that two such instances are on this list is quite humorous.\n\nnumber 3. as stated earlier.. this tax reform is a nightmare. will add 1.5 trillion to an already laden national debt at a time we should be reducing this deficit as we are at all time corporate highs profit wise. Will significantly funnel even more wealth to the rich (giving Trump himself like 10 different ways to reduce his tax footprint) while doing very little for the lower class (and nearly nothing for the middle class - especially in higher tax states)\n\nnumber 2. this isn't an accomplishment.. this is just fucking scary. Judges shouldn't be politically or religiously biased. You can call this a win for republicans who have no clue (I know a good chunk of the party) but judges that are like jeff sessions who reverse capital forfeiture rules, encourage putting poor into prison if they can't afford the penalties, and much more is NOT good for the future of this country.\n\nnumber 1. seriously? his number 1 accomplishment is that our broken electoral college fucked the country over again in the republicans favor?...\n\n",
"Stockholm syndrome.",
"I regularly am mailing out their new set to my sister who lives in Canada and can't get the American ones. (Like the Presidential Pack)",
"New meme format? r/MemeEconomy",
"how did the cubs win the world series?\n\nMichelle Obama's arms",
"Oh hey that's right across from my Amtrak stop.",
"That looks like reno",
"Rolls off the tongue a lot better than \"Joliet Inmates\".",
"Joliet Illinois :-)",
"Well, shit. In that case I'll cash their check and then go buy one of their games.",
"As a person who lives in Chicago, I never thought I'd describe where I live to relatives as \"see this? I almost live in Joliet.\" ",
"Nobody said anything was wrong with the basic concept of borders",
"I also got a ticket. If anyone wants it just pm me.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iur9ALOuEBE",
"J town represent!",
"the state of Wisconsin's site, for example: https://www.revenue.wi.gov/Pages/UnclaimedProperty/Home.aspx",
"Hey sports bro, looking forward to the 2018 Vedder Cup matchup!",
"I was curious about how much the naming rights would cost. Turns out $150,000 per year for 15 years is the answer. That's out of my budget by many dollars but I can dream. ",
"F U C K M I K E T R O U T\n\nU\n\nC\n\nK\n\nM\n\nI\n\nK\n\nE\n\nT\n\nR\n\nO\n\nU\n\nT",
"We both signed up so we got 2.",
"You’ve come to the; Baseball Place.",
"My girlfriend's sister was cheated on her by her ex-boyfriend last year - over the weekend, I got to play \"Susan, that bitch\" when she was judging off \"What ended my last relationship?\"\n\nProbably the most accurate card I've ever had the chance to play.",
"General FYI Joliet has a Prison on the Northeast side of town which is locally famous. It made appearances in The Blues Brothers and Prisonbreak (hence why Slammers or Jailbirds might be a locally appropriate team name). ",
"D’ya know what I mean? ",
"It feels like CAH just shoehorns players into one personality though. It lacks any real nuance imo",
"I like learning more about friends' sense of humor. People who I wouldn't think are dark, can be dark, others have a more wholesome humor... It's interesting",
"They said this is cards against humanity saves America, not cards against humanity saves whatever dumb country you live in. But also seemed to indicate that didn’t apply to Canada.",
"> Rush Limbaugh's ~~fat,~~ **soft** shitty body\n\nFTFY",
"Ayyy neighbor!",
"Best $15 I spent this Christmas",
"Recipient iirc, i bought one for myself and one as a gift filled out different stuff",
"Ah, the birthplace of the American community college! ",
">happening anytime soon because the environmental impact studies and working out the water usage issues along the Rio Grande would take decades.\n\nDoes the EPA even exist anymore? I actually have to check up on that. \n\n>I feel like that $11 billion could probably be better spent on other counter-human-smuggling resources\n\nWell I agree with you in a different way. I think the wall is great to stop human trafficking. It can be brought down to almost nil, but it will have little to no effect on the drug trade. I agree with the hiring of more CBP human resources, and this is already happening. It's part of the reduction in illegal crossing. So that is proven to work.\n\nAll of the drones you are talking about already exist. They are very good at figuring things out, it's just that we are overwhelmed by volume, and can't catch everyone. That's how drug traffickers do it by land. They send load car after load car. It's a numbers game. Smugglers get a 1 day in jail per kilo as a practical rule before being released on the other side.\n\nWhat pisses me off the most, is I have another friend who still lives in TJ, and he's been deported within 24 hours by Mexico for not having a visa. They rounded him up at the bus stop because he looked sketchy (he had a hoodie on, so they weren't out of line), he speaks fluent Spanish and refused to pay a bribe, so they stripped him to his underwear, and deported him within a day. It was horrible for him, but efficient. He turned right around and walked back in. Nothing happened. Even if the system deports illegals efficiently, you need some mechanism to stop them from reentering. A wall is a good solution. Walls work!",
"[Oh! Thats a baseball!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xETGvVi7n4o)",
"My wife got the gift of the various CAH shenanigans this year for Xmas. The gift that keeps on giving. ",
"They should hire Ethan \"Slammin'!\" Bradberry as a mascot.",
"Better luck next year!",
"Psst...hey kid, you lookin for some baseball?",
"Really? Playing the Yankees?",
"did you reply to the wrong comment? I'm not talking about borders.",
"Just about everyone in the region of that age was born in Joliet. Only major hospital in the southwest 40 years ago. ",
"There's some parsing of terms going on here. Clearly they have an agreement of some sort with the team to put their name on the stadium for at least some period of time. I'm guessing the team is trying to say it's more limited than typical naming rights and won't last very long.",
"Sounds right. 09 or ‘10? I’ve been gone since ‘04 but still live close to the area",
"Yeah. [It's part of](https://cardsagainsthumanitysavesbaseball.com/) their [Christmas 2017 promotion.](https://www.cardsagainsthumanitysavesamerica.com/)",
"Should be \"The Stadium Against Humanity.\"",
"I got some snazzy baseball cards, too!\n\n[Let's do baseball!](https://imgur.com/a/sbgIK) ",
"A favorite CAH combination of mine was \"Introducing X-treme Baseball! It's like baseball but with _______!\" and \"Police brutality\"",
"The Biggest Blackest Dick",
"God it’s weird how you can spot T_D users even when they’re not talking about politics ",
"Right? I lived with my rents in Jo-field (they’re still there), and I had to do a double take when I realized I recognized this place",
"nice. like I said I'm not really trying to get all invested in another card game, but I've always enjoyed reading about the crazy stuff this company does. I very much appreciate the levity and creativity.",
"...but watch yourself McCoy.",
"They were formerly known as the Joliet Jackhammers… Way cooler name.",
"Cards against humanity holiday promotion, we paid them $15 to save America and send us stuff, this is one of the 6 stunts/surprises ",
"\"I love you\"",
"Go sports ",
"Lol same. Was not expecting to find you in the comments. ",
"I think teams in those cities have a little more power than your local independent league baseball team.",
"http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/ct-spt-baseball-cards-against-humanity-stadium-20171221-story.html",
"Exactly, and because healthcare demand is fairly inelastic, there's the same amount of money going around, except now some of it is being paid to advertisers, driving up the cost of care.",
"Oh my god. I used to work at this gift shop about 12 years ago. This is amazing. ",
"Prison Break was filmed there.",
"Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?",
"How does this company make so much money I thought all they do is sell cards and they bought houses to stop trump, sent money back to poorest people who bout the game, and now a baseball stadium? \n",
"Same",
"Take me out to the CAHBP! Take me out to the place! 🎵",
"This team and their precursor both had naming contests and in both cases the \"Joliet Jakes\" was the fan favorite, but unfortunately that's copyrighted. \n\nLittle bit of Joliet minor league baseball trivia for you. Its a shame, because I would have bought that hat. ",
"Never did I think I'd find someone who went to my high school on a front page Reddit post...",
"Joliet IL? I KNOW WHERE IM GOING TO GAMES NOW",
"It's Illinois, they could have called themselves the governors and kept the logo. ",
"I got my first ticket in morris, fuck that place",
"No. You’re all saying it wrong, Chicago is the only correct English pronunciation ",
"You just reminded me of the card I was dying of laughter from. \"Why is mom crying?\" ....\"Pixelated Bukkake\"!",
"Really served humanity with that one",
"Don't forget Tairy \"The Snuggler\" Greene\nhttps://media1.giphy.com/media/oSsQkJUpuY920/giphy.gif",
"And we've got a deportation process that takes forever. It's so inefficient that it's inhumane, even. Don't need to lock up simple border jumpers for months or years at a time - that costs taxpayer money. Just send 'em back over the line the day they're caught. Repeat jumpers will be fired back via trebuchet.",
"Ayy knights all the way",
"Jaggers!",
"as someone who lives near this i can verify, the joliet slammers of the frontier league do in fact play at this field and it is for named this now",
"News flash - if you expect Trump’s ego wall to do anything but cost us money then I’ve got a bridge to sell you. ",
"I’ve heard of people from Joliet saying they’re “from Chicago”, but this is a new low thehalfwit ",
"Three Orange Whips",
"We've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.",
"10/10 would baseball again",
"They only do this with smugglers. It's absolutely inhumane how we treat other humans, I completely agree. We also have secret DHS courts who are accountable to no one.\n\nI've been through many immigration processes, including the US one for my wife. I just can't comprehend why anyone would actively obstruct Trump's immigration policy. To me, it is too weak. I can understand not being a fan of everything he does, but immigration is so broken. Nobody who has a graduate degree from a US school should have to worry about being able to settle here, but we spend our resources educating foreigners and then send them on their way to compete against us, and have only express compassion for people who came illegally. Argh.\n\n",
"Oh, thats a baseball!",
"so THIS is where they play X-treme Baseball. ",
"i don't know why.... it's always *this* card that makes me break into tears. \n\nprobably the image of oprah winfrey alone in her dining room in her multimillion dollar home except for a videographer just fucking **bawling** her eyes out over her favorite lean cuisine.",
"My ex used to live out that way and I swear everyone from out there made it seem like it was a slum ",
"Turns out at least one of the creators is from the area. I recently heard him on Livewire when they were in Chicago, but heard no mention of the stadium. \n\nI foresee a game and some slots this spring.",
"That’s so awesome. Next up, block that wall!",
"Just millenials doing millenial things.",
"Game it baby",
"I have a ticket to any game there this spring! Thanks CAH! Not sure I’ll make it though. ",
"It's a promotional thing, the name isn't permanent.",
"It's a promotional thing, it's not permanent ",
"Lmao, gives them time to bury a bunch of bigger blacker dicks",
"I’ve always been a huge fan of “A super soaker full of cat piss”",
"https://youtu.be/Py6gMdV5uKY",
"Wooooo cofc! Go cougars!",
"Yup, did the research on it after I moved here and got corrected about how to pronounce the name for the 10th time lol",
"They were able to, because they were for sale, but they didn't. ",
"I don’t live to far from here. I must see this",
"That's pretty neat!",
"Bought property in Brownsville? Is it anywhere near where SpaceX is doing their thing?",
"Fuckin hate that card. At 22, none of my friends know who that is so it loses every time",
"Say hi to the folks at the autobahn for me",
"http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/index.xml?page=2\n\nTemporary. Part of a 2018 partnership and ad campaign.",
"https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO",
"Dup du du. Let the boys be boys.",
"That's what's up.",
"Some do. Wells Fargo definitely does.",
"Between the Blues Brothers and Steve Goodman's Lincoln Park Pirates:\n\nWe break into cars when we gotta\nWith pick axe and hammer and saw\nAnd they said that this garage had no license\nBut little care I for the law\nAll my drivers are friendly and courteous\nTheir good manners ya always will get\n'Cause they're all recent graduates of the charm school in Joliet\n\nJoliet Jailbirds would almost be quant.",
"I don't know why are you getting downvoted. What you are saying it's objectively true. CAH are really smart and creative when it comes to marketing. You may not like that, or the fact that posts like these get to the front page, but it's the truth.",
"It's so backwards. And people talk about quotas like the word is shameful. Most every other country has immigration quotas.",
"It's not a Trading Card Game if that's what you're wondering. It's more of a board game, just no boards.",
"Where did you see the backs of them??",
"With wizard music!",
"Can't forget Steve Goodman's Lincoln Park Pirates. Joliet is just well know amongst the Chicagoland area.",
"We've all been there",
">roughly all of them.\n\nStealing this and placing it right next to \"immediately, if not sooner\".\n\nThanks.",
"Yes and I have a ticket to go to one game in the 2018 season ",
"Damn, me too",
"In a few years there’s going to be a bond issue on the ballot to build a bigger blacker stadium. ",
"How much money does cards against humanity make? I’m always hearing about them doing crazy things but I’ve never actually seen their sets being sold anywhere I don’t know many people who have the game. ",
"And some dry white toast, please.",
"To shreds you say?",
"Right i bet your grandma told you. \n\nWhy are people so stupid.",
"Contact them. I never got my Day 2, and they told me they'd send me a replacement if it still hasn't shown up in another week.",
"You went for mad libs, the paper based game nothing like cards against humanity instead of apples to apples?",
"More like Crabs Adjust Humidity.",
"Cards Against Humanity.",
"This is my hometown! Something fun finally happened in downtown Joliet.",
"Yes.",
"Not baseball.",
"http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=DJIA",
"And this explains why ignorant people want Communism.",
"Ooh please, people like you, who literally can't see the good in anyone.. you can't give him credit for anything, that's just sad, instead you have to make excuses for everything.. maybe changing your mindset would help you out in more places than politics 😊 I hope you the best. Why do you give a shit what party is in control as long as good shit gets done? That's what I've never understood about people.. everyone is party this party that instead of looking at the individuals.. just, please take an objective look at all the good that has started since he has taken presidency.. like I said, I hope you the best man.",
"I have to ask. Why? I went there but don't really have any allegiance besides it being the place where I met my SO all those years ago. ",
"Oh yeah, I just got a free ticket to that place and a copy of it's blueprints and some trading cards of players.\n\nSadly I live nowhere near and have little to no interest in baseball, other than from an anthropological/historical standpoint.",
"They say it don’t be like it is, but it do.",
"Kid tested, mother approved",
"ゴ\n ゴ\n ゴ\n ゴ\n[\"OH THAT'S A BASEBALL!\"](https://youtu.be/xETGvVi7n4o) ",
"And who would ever say Willis Tower!",
"Fun fact... the team used to be called the Joliet Jackhammers ",
"I always wondered how they could tell it is backwards?",
"The game is just so fun. And a great ice breaker to boot. More cards are always welcome, adds variety",
"That creeper bird in the background.",
"I took my buddy there once, they were playing The Last Dragon. It was super grimy lol. ",
"Guys. I missed out on the Cards Against Humanity Christmas this year like a real ding dong. I would be willing to penpal-style send one or two of you something fun in return for a ticket (or two? I live fairly close and would love to go)...\n\nI know I can buy tickets for very little but this is more fun. Please let me know if any of you would won't be using the tix are interested!!!",
"I have a set. :P",
"Featuring the 7th inning midgets shitting into buckets.",
"What? No. Independent minor leagues are minor leagues. I've never heard this before. The difference is not minor vs. independent, but *affiliated* vs. *independent*.",
"Pooping back and forth, forever.",
"Still better than The Jumbo Shrimp! (Jacksonville, FL) ",
"Oh definitely. My wife's mom and sister are quite easily embarrassed, so it worked well. :)",
"Because it is the minors. it's a minor professional league. It's just not an affiliated minor league.",
"You got my up-vote, but you also get my heartfelt \"fuck you\".\n\n/cry",
"I fucking HATE Illinois nazis! ",
"Omg! No way! I deliver here!",
"That does sometimes happen, but we sometimes allow two different colored shirts to represent the same character if it's funnier that way.",
"Ohh funny! Can you send me a picture of the back of one? My boss is an ex professional pitcher and I think he'd get a kick outta this. ",
"Pac-man uncontrollably guzzling cum",
"**Cards Against Humanity Sports Ball Enclosure**\n\n",
"Them digging a hole was a separate event from this year's holiday bullshit. ",
"OK, one down 5 more to go. Get watching! There are sooo many references you need to commit to memory. Fucking great movie, when I was 10 and I saw it with my now deceased dad,and now. ",
"“I love you, and God bless America.”\n\nI don’t know why, but CAH’s unabashed professionalism always cracks me up.",
"Yeah, the town's really gone down the joilet.",
"Cards against humanity really doesn’t humor me all that much. The game tries too hard to be vulgar.",
"These people have entirely too much money. ",
"[Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nhq8y/my_grandma_said_they_changed_the_name_of_the/ds26lfr/).",
"The Joliet slammers was such a big part of my childhood ( the jackhammers back then). I hope this is real...",
"You can communicate that something is a direct quote by placing a \">\" at the begging of the sentence (no space between it and the first character required.\n\nHow you type it: \n\\>Words 'n' stuff\n\nHow it appears: \n>Words 'n' stuff",
"We did it boys. We made America great again",
"I received a free ticket for the game, if you want it let me know! I don’t plan on going to IL anytime soon :)",
"How long have you been baseballing?",
"They use to be called the joliet jackhammers ",
"What the fuck has communism got to do with anything Jesus Christ calm down.",
"Hell yeah! I have a ticket to any season game. Would your grandma like a ticket?\n\nEdit: I live in Colorado so I won't be making the trip. ",
"Ain't nothin jolly about it. Born and raised!",
"We're on a mission from God.",
"I'm going to go ahead and be that guy that says this insulting to the game and the city those people live in.\n\nI get that it's a joke, but it IS mean spirited.\n\nI know most people here don't care about sports, and frankly I don't either, but we shouldn't be letting people use landmarks as billboards, like \"Quicken Loans arena\", \"I heart radio Theatre\", the illustrious \"kfc yum! Center\" to name a few.\n\nCan you really say you feel like your city has any integrity when they allow companies that own these buildings to name them whatever rediculous thing they want?\n\nI would ask \"where do we draw the line\", but as evidenced by OP that line is nowhere and will never exist until people start taking pride in their homes again.\n\nHow long til we get a stadium with emoji characters in the name? Is ANYONE else going to say something?",
"We’ve got the triple entendre! Are we gonna make the home-run!?",
"Yeah us Minooka Indians hate those Morris Redskins",
"THIRTY-FIFTH STREET, LOU JONES",
"Yep, no clue for the name change though tbh. Loved Jammer!",
"I don't get it. Does OP not read the news?",
"That's still several years away, and JJC wants to relocate them so they stay operating.",
"No, he's DayMan",
"I just moved to Chicago. It's on the Metra. I guess I'll have to check out a minor league baseball game at some point :-P ",
"But why tho, who did they hire for that? Its like they're trying to meme lmao",
"Feels like one too.",
"It's my favorite card too. I have no idea why it's just so damn funny to me! My friends all know it's my favorite card so randomly they will dramatically over-emphasize it, \"BBEEEEEEeeeeeEeeeEESSSS???!!!\" even in normal conversation. It never fails to make me laugh like an idiot.",
"First press release I've seen that says: Fuck those guys.",
"The photo is real. The purchasing of the stadium naming rights by CAH [is not](http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/).",
"God I hope not I think this is hilarious and the society you describe that can’t laugh sounds like a fucking nightmare.",
"It's better than the Holiday Hole for sure",
"Just watched the Mindhunter episode where they interview Richard Speck in Joliet prison.",
"Yea fuck morris",
"The biggest, blackest dick",
"And Elwood Blues is named after the neighboring town...Elwood, Illinois.",
"And the chat would go crazy every time it beeped. Good times...",
"Another fun fact: Blues Brothers begins at Joliet prison. ",
"The photo and your letter are real. The purchasing of the stadium naming rights by CAH [is not](http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2017/12/21/69ee87f197f7414bb35ce0d36ba8c421/).\n\nI doubt that ticket will get you into the game. Sorry!",
"What a waste of effort",
"Filling a mans anus with concrete. ",
"\"Major league baseball has banned **Cards Against Humanity** for giving players an unfair advantage.\"",
"It's also where they filmed Prison Break. My uncle was an an extra. Apparently on set he was known as \"The Gypsy.\"",
"Because football duh",
"Lol they profiled people based on location/demographics to redistribute wealth?\n\nThis is... rather hilarious. Wow.",
"Yes. But so am I apparently.",
"Well, if the Seahawks could just stop blowing important games in the dying seconds...\n\nAlso, get a new kicker",
"So it was voluntarily giving money away to a benevolent authority who then distributed it to the proletariat based on need?",
"Do they have stats on where it went? I kinda doubt it because they don't wanna get accused of racism or some shit.",
"I can laugh just fine. I just don't want my or anyones city to look like a meme oriented subreddit.",
"This one destroyed a game of mine after everyone kept riffing on this dragon’s life.\n\n“Aww, nobody showed up to my birthday party.”",
"Fun fact they used to be called the jackhammers. And aye Joliet. Town over from me.",
"winners?",
"It’s ok /u/serialstoryteller a good Fuck Mike Trout should make you feel better. \n\nEdit for the correct surname. \n\nAnd fuck Mike Trout. ",
"Joliet on the front page? Nice. ",
"Isn't this the sort of thing the common man rails against every day anyway? People with too much money going \"ha, look what I can do!\"",
"Lmao only in garbage joliet",
"815 represent!",
"I'm pretty sure it is that line. Obviously it's all about intent but I don't really get the joke if it's not the AD line. Outside of just being CAH making the same as AD, but I'm sure their writers had seen AD",
"Oh cool. I’ve been to that stadium.",
"Dead parents ",
"That's the point. If they can delay it for two years, they win. ",
"Gateway Grizzlies are the best !!",
"Wow. The arrogance is incredible. Better tell BBRef, the most visited baseball site on the internet. https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Independent_leagues\n\nLiterally the first line: \"An independent league is a minor league that is not affiliated with organized baseball. \"",
"So tired of their shitty \"viral\" Reddit ads.",
"Oh yeah, cause we are **definitely** progressing forward right?\n\nIn all aspects we are headed in a **just fine** direction?",
"Hey im from joliet! Wasn't expecting to see this today.",
"Im a 2015 porter!",
"2017 checking in!",
"This is cool. Its a small-ass world out there",
"You figure this ball team is putting together a reggae album? ",
"Hospitals advertise to paramedics too. Hospitals invest in EMS outreach programs and build lounges with free food and drinks to influence where crews route patients ",
"Yes. ",
"Haha okay so for those who don't know, u/brienburroughs really isn't doing himself any favors here. When he says \"the checkpoint\" \n\nI don't think he means some sort of checkpoint at the highschool, but rather one of the many state and federal checkpoints in the Yuma area - there's one run by the state of California to check for produce (they really don't like you bringing outside produce into California), there are sometimes boarder patrol checkpoints, there's a big marine base there, I'm sure that *that* has a lot of checkpoints, I assume he didn't mean he'd done something bad at the highschool and was caught . . . I don't know, stealing a kid or something haha.\n\nAm I right about that, brienburroughs?\n\n",
"It's a slang term for gaol in just about all of the English speaking world, not just the US.",
"member when they were the flyers? I member",
"You and me both!",
"Because you are conflating Minor League Baseball (capitalized, formal noun), which is a specific organization that existed before any of the modern indy leagues, with the lower case \"minor league\" (generic definition). It's like saying that other tissues aren't kleenex because you can find a website with Kleenex^TM. ",
"So they didn't purchase the naming rights, they just paid some money to get temporarily renamed?",
"Ayyyyyyyy good to see my home town on the front page. ",
"Why can't I order this game or it expansions In German. It's been three years and I know the base set I printed out by heart now. \n\nThis makes me so sad :( this game is so fun. I would kill for the expansions to be available in my language. ",
"Or just stick their gentleman bits through some [CD-ROMs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joliet_\\(file_system\\)).",
"I would like one baseball",
"Whos on first?.... oh that would be Big Black Dick.\n",
"Oooohhh a triple entendre. I like it. \n\nAnyone wanna try to make it a quadruple entendre? ",
"Such a pompous piece of shit. ",
"Why are they famous?",
"There’s something surreal about this picture. It feels like a painting that’s trying really hard to be a photo. Or maybe it’s a photo that always wished it was a painting.",
"TIL a slanted rhyme isn't a rhyme despite rhyme being part of the term, huh",
"Joliet born & raised! Graduated from Plainfield South a couple years back, so cool to see this on the front page!",
"Isn't this from the total overdose game?",
"This is part of their [campaign](https://www.cardsagainsthumanitysavesamerica.com/) so not paid for by profits from the game, if that helps ",
"We have both kinds, country *and* western!",
"No, it’s still good for about half a game before it gets old again.",
"Two midgets shitting into a third midget.\n",
"Both exist, actually.",
"Did you see the edited-for-TV version or the original? Doesn't matter; watch the original, uncut version (even if that's the version you just watched). It's twice funny as the edited version.",
"Don't you blaspheme in here!",
"alumni of the tigers of the west!!",
"Toliet",
"It also has Carrie Fisher's finest performance in it.",
"\"Take me out to the baseball place🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶\"",
"\"Take me out to the baseball place 🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶\"",
"I miss the Jackhammers ):",
"They were originally named the Joliet jackhammers....but the league they were in folded in 2011 I believe. They were bought out and rebranded the slammers. ",
"Needs more success kid meme! Lol :)",
"Ah, I've played it multiple times and have never seen it.",
"Not minor league baseball, frontier league.",
"I've had \"a really cool hat\" win out over some of those just because of the visual absurdity and unexpectedness\n\n",
"Duno just looked fake.",
"> \" I was watching Scrubs today, yay for spring break :laugh: I noticed something odd in their intro, the chest X-ray is backward I think, the heart is not on the left (in the anatomy sense anyway). Have anyone noticed this? :confused: \"\n\nhttps://forums.studentdoctor.net/threads/isnt-the-chest-x-ray-on-scrubs-backward.265740/\n\nI googled.\n\nAnother post talking about it:\n\nhttp://anatomynotes.blogspot.com/2006/03/backward-chest-x-ray-in-scrubs.html\n\n",
"Hmm?",
"Me n my family played what do you meme and it was very ridiculous",
"Also Rudy",
"I mean it is the 4th largest city in Illinois so....",
"A drink to forget alcoholism. Cheers.",
"Coooooaaa Beeeeeeeeaaaaaa Heeeeeeeaaaaaahhh",
"looks so much like a cartoon",
"BOLINGBROOK!\n\n\nNo....dammit...I tries. Bolingbrook sucks.",
"And get some Chicago style hot dogs and deep dish pizza (Chicago fire @ Gino's east😍). Chicago Is worth it ",
"So you're not from Joliet and only visiting family? Bless your soul for escaping. Be free ",
"Woah woah woah\n\nI lived in those ghetto apartments behind Frank's/Family Foods. They do have a good liquor section...and I used to barter food from Pablo in the deli. Haha",
"God damn what was their fuck Trump event??? Was it before election day or? What came with it? How much did it cost? Damn I missed out ",
"Also. Hotshots. Old stompin grounds. Miss that hole in the wall",
"Why aren't we choosing a date for all Redditors and internet folks to swarm the stadium? It could get media coverage and be fun. Also cringey. But worth the try",
"Why aren't we choosing a date for all Redditors and internet folks to swarm the stadium?? It could get media coverage, and be fun. Also cringey. But worth the try. Someone please take lead! ",
"Why aren't we choosing a date for all Redditors and internet folks to swarm the stadium? It could get media coverage and be fun. Also cringey. But worth the try, someone pls take lead! ",
"Why aren't we choosing a date for all Redditors and internet folks to swarm the stadium? It could get media coverage and be fun. Also cringey. But worth the try. Pls take lead on planning it, would be easy ",
"https://cardsagainsthumanityredistributesyourwealth.com",
"Just translate it yourself and send them a message. As long as you don't sell it they don't seem to care",
"Daniel Radcliff's sweet little asshole",
"I don't know... Joliet is one of those old, *old* prisons (1858) and is almost as well known in popular culture as Sing-Sing or Folsom. \n\nJoliet Jake didn't put Joliet on the map, Joliet Correctional Center did and that's why Jake was given the name. \n\n...to say it the other way is kind of like thinking Orlando Bloom is more associated with the Florida city than Disney World/theme parks.",
"Yeah Sportsball! ",
"Sweet home Chi---Joliet?... Close enough.",
"I'm sure that is true, and I don't mean to suggest it is the *only* place I know it from. But for people in a certain age range, I suspect that the Blues Brothers will be where they know it best. I can say that whenever I come across a reference to Joliet, the Blues Brothers is what immediately comes to my mind, and when I drove through Joliet on my way to Chicago a few years ago, I annoyed everyone in the car all morning with \"We're on a mission from God\" jokes. ",
"When it first came out, they were difficult to come by. I bought 2 sets, and put 1 on ebay starting at $1. It sold for almost $100. ",
"\"The Derek Zoolander center for kids who can't read good\nAnd wanna learn to do other stuff good too\"",
"Ok? And how about our standing on the world stage? How about the projected costs of the tax plan on the working class over the next 10 years? Business fluctuates but people are living their lives now. Throwing money at a wall to keep people out is a poor solution. ",
"Two midgets shitting into a bucket. \n\n",
"Class of 08\n",
"Heh, I get it. The team mascot is a crow and they now play at CAH baseball place.",
"Exactly. The prison is old. It predates the Chicago fire, and opened about the same time as the Illinois and Michigan canal (perhaps why the prison is in Joliet?).",
"Seems like something out of Idiocracy. ",
"It's several miles from the stadium on the outskirts of town. You're confusing the county lockup with Statesville prison in the Blues Brothers.",
"Hit it",
"~~Sounds like you missed the point of the whole thing.~~\n\nEdit: Didn't realize you were referencing something from their FAQ. ",
" I donated $15 and got a letter about this but I didn’t think it was real wow",
"I fucking *love* that movie. I watched it so many times with my parents when I was younger. Ugh. ",
"Oh god let this please be real",
"Neil Gaiman released a properly translated version of American Gods for free in Russia. \n\nHis sales in russia spiked and remained high since. \n\nTurns out that giving people a product to try sells your product.",
"The Cards Against Humanity\n\nBaseball Place\n\n-\n\nHome of the Joliet _________!\n\n---\n\n*[Shuffles through cards]*\n\nBig black dick.",
"Poops per week: 11",
"For c country that seems to struggle with crime a fair amount you folks sure are trusting with your mail, leaving it in an external mail box. Here in the UK and in a lot of europe we have mail slots on our doors so our envelopes and small packages are inside the house not outside. ",
"i was going from CA to NM, and got busted for a micro amount of drugs. they miscategorized the drugs for a harsher penalty. the lawyer says it’s really common, based on your plates, they just hope you miss a court date and poof, you’re in the system. my charges were dropped, but i spent a lot of money in that town.\n\na lot of back-water, zero economy towns have scams like this. the entire state of NM does this. \n\n‘come on vacation, leave on probation.’",
"Was a protest against the border wall this Christmas season. They sent six envelopes of cards and various things explaining what they did with your money including this baseball team(it included baseball cards). ",
"I lived there (in those apartments) in 87-89 when it was just me and my mom. Then we lived in summerlakes from memorial day weekend of 91 until I moved out. My parents sold their house a year and a half ago and moved to Orlando. My mom used to send me to Frank's to pick up crap she forgot at the store on my bike (Lord only knows why she let me cross 59 by myself).\n\nEdit for clarity.",
"Yep, [4 miles away](https://goo.gl/maps/KaFi1tXYLmk)!",
"I never went in there. It was a bar, and I lived there as a kid. Don't live that far from it now, but if I'm going to a bar, I'm not going there.\n\nYou still in the area?",
"Only the idiots and the tourists... wait, isn't that the same thing?\n\nTourists are idiots, but not all idiots are tourists.",
"Neat. Launch viewing rental? :D",
"that looked a lot like PNC at first glance.",
"yeah; fuck that guy. there's a big fight over who's managing it now - the city, or a management group named Tufton. \n \nI say fuck that stadium. Tear it down. It's a net loss on the city. ",
"k.",
"Been posted already. You're not cool. ",
"My ~~oh~~ my, you must be quite the outstanding specimen of creatures that baseball. Bravo!",
"I’m pretty sure the comment you are replying to is repeating a joke from the sites FAQ (before they were sold out)",
"Haha I love seeing my home town on Reddit. ",
"I guess the Cleveland Browns stadium wasn't available",
"Good call, didn't catch that he was referencing that. ",
"I even bought them overseas. They don't sell it here in the Netherlands but I needed to have it.",
"Madeleine McCann",
"Slammer? I just met her! ",
"Than most people are wrong.\n\nMinor League implies A, AA, and AAA teams affiliated with a parent MLB team. Major league teams call their minor league affiliates \"farm teams\" and recruit new prospects from them. They also will send people who need more practice or who are recovering from injury down to the minors to get practice in before returning to the majors.\n\nIndependent League teams are completely unaffiliated with the MLB, and their players have \"real jobs\" in addition to playing baseball.",
"Meh. Indy league is *barely* professional baseball. Those guys have real day jobs to pay their bills, and play ball two evenings a week for fun.",
"That's a terrible anaolgy!\n\nkleenex is absolutely *not* a generic term for tissue paper. Puffs is not a brand of kleenexs. It's a brand of tissue paper.\n\nJust like xerox is not a generic term for copier and google is not a generic term for search engine. The term for people starting tl use brand names in place of the product name is called \"Genericizing,\" and the companies hate it, as once the process starts it sometimes leads to them losing their trademark.\n\nOther examples are Band-Aid, a brand of adhesive bandage, Thermos, a brand of Insulated mug, and Jell-O, a brand of gelatin.\n\nNintendo fought very, very hard to get people to start using the term \"Video Game Console\" in the 80s; because most people were calling their Atari, Sega, and 3DO consoles \"nintendoes.\" ",
"Slammers? Like from pogs? Please tell me that's their mascot and the Ravens just a place holder!",
"Last weekend we played hearing things but used the adult cards from speak out. We were all laughing so hard we were crying, I think my gf even peed a little lol. If you haven't played that one yet you should check it out. I don't think that one will get boring any time soon. ",
"Part of the Cards Against Humanity Saves America campaign.",
"Yeah, for sure! I can send it sometime relatively soon if you pm me your mailing info.",
"Fun fact I saw this morning - did you know that the Seattle Supersonics have been in the playoffs more recently than the Seattle Mariners?",
"Oh shit IIT? ",
"A real slam dunk!",
"Trust me, I don't know either. People need to chill",
"Healthcare demand is constantly increasing thanks to rampant population growth and increasing life expectancy. Not to mention yearly trends like flu season... Which presents a greater risk to that same growing population of seniors. On top of that, healthcare costs increase, and insurance reimbursements are constantly changing, usually shrinking.",
"That's not what demand elasticity means. It means that healthcare is a need, and not a luxury that you get to choose whether or not to have, moreso than most other things. That means that advertisement is less about attracting new customers, and more about shifting around existing customers.",
"Fair haha. I always forget that...",
"/u/braintoasters Sporps building",
"Lolllllll they redistribute your wealth based on social justice warriorism???\n\nThey feature multiple trans-people and nearly all women?\n\nThey should have said that the majority will go to professional victims. Lol this is so absurd.\n",
"This is what my family does with everything. They don't like learning the new name, so they call it the name they first ever knew it by. ",
"/r/HailCorporate would probably agree pretty strongly with that idea, especially given how likely it seems...",
"Yep.",
"Yeesh. Is his name “Jim”?",
"Your Grandma was right",
"In their i guess ",
"Love too",
"Small world",
"Weird seeing someone else from Morris on Reddit ",
"I went to Morris too! So weird ",
"I was just being dramatic about the football rivalry. ",
"Joilet nan Slammers?",
"I live by Joliet and want to check it out now 😊",
"you must think i'm a democrat. I'm not. I think the democrats are also shitty in that they fail to get the right things accomplished, and spend more time jerking off then actually progressing the country.\n\nThis country needs a third party that isn't the alt-right libertarians and we need huge changes starting with the reversal of citizens united, and huge campaign finance reform as well as huge lobbyist power reform.. Things I doubt will ever get accomplished in my life time.\n\nthat doesn't change the fact that this list is 90% bullshit, and if you actually looked at it again, you'd realize it too. I don't really see much good, and this is objectively, hence my listing out for my reasons why I feel each point is objectively incorrect. I even conceded points, even though through further research it appears that most of the advancements against ISIS haven't really been due to US changes in engagement, but rather the amount of work that the teams our military have trained in IRAQ et/al are actually taking shape. You see, that's what happens when you research things objectively, you find more information that explains things. In this case, it was the teams that the seals and others have trained actually making progress, although at fairly high costs in body count.\n\nI see him funneling wealth to the 1%, I see him pissing off allies left and right, and I see him making the US the laughingstock of the world. I see a childish megalomaniac that needs to be removed from office, and the sooner it happens the better this country will be.",
"Yup...\n\nAlthough to be fair, it was the old thing for so long it just can't be remembered as anything else to us. I started doing it because my grandma never knew what I was talking about if I used the correct name, and it just became habit.",
"The prisons are featured in a lot of movies and TV shows because of their impressive architecture. If you've ever seen the first season of Prison Break, Joliet Correctional Center is that prison.",
"I once did a baseball. I didn’t really enjoy it.",
"Ah, Joliet. Less than a mile from home. ",
"Is that where they play sports ball?",
"Damn, they are buying up the entire country!",
"Not in the area anymore, but I travel around there frequently! Between there and Geneva, Batavia, etc",
"Yeah those apts have been there for awhile!",
"this is incredible",
"Haha, no shit that was Joliet? Cool.",
"What was day 4? It somehow disappeared between my mailbox and living room.. I can't find it anywhere :(",
"Tragically belligerent ",
"Can I offer you somethin' for it?",
"Does anyone else not enjoy playing Cards Against Humanity? It's like the most boring, least funny game out there.",
"Have and upvote anyway. ",
"I was hoping it was the St. Louis Cards Against Humanity Baseball Place.",
"The bat boys are call the Joliet Jailbait, just don't. ",
"Damn, you were way before my time then haha. Class of ‘15.",
"I had a ball when I did it! Why didn't you?",
"Baseball Cards Against Humanity",
"When isn't a good time for a hearty Fuck Mike Trout?",
"Just a baby",
"I can’t think of a time. \n\nFuck Mike Trout ha become my new dilly dilly. ",
"I'll try to check for you when I get home",
"no it was beginning of december. cost was $15 and they sold out so fast :(",
"I was always sick of how much people cared about JCA football so I understand ",
"Obama’s black half",
"It was probably even worse in Morris. I moved halfway through Freshman year and was basically told if you don't play you are chopped liver.",
"Very similar at JCA socially. But that seemed to be only among students. The school’s administration was much more focused on academics thankfully. ",
"May I ask where you see him funneling wealth to the 1%? And sometimes in order to break away from the cascade, you need to piss off a few people. Like it or not, the EU is in a downfall, it doesn't make sense for us to continue in the way they are going with the deals we had made, it was the better decision for US to pull out of all the nonsense there, and you seem rather intelligent so I'm sure you agree. And I wouldn't say we are the laughing stock of the world, I currently am living in Japan and whenever I talk to my friends here, they support us a whole lot more with him in office, they see a strong leader not afraid of calling people out for deals broken/laws ignored (especially with NK). Yes, I won't lie, they liked Obama because he was kind to them, but being kind to everyone doesn't help yourself. For US Obama made horrid deals, put us in an economy that was dropping. Trump although he is brash, has changed our economy around. Has kept his campaign promises, a rarity for the past few. \n\nAll around I see a businessman, that isn't afraid to piss some people off to make things work and that is what I like in him. Some people think he is being childish, or doesn't know what he is doing.. But how can he have changed so much (or so little like you believe) policy wise and have our economy do a 180 and skyrocket? how can more and more big investments into our country from bigger businesses (that left during his predecesors) be happening, causing more jobs than practically ever open up? (Even Obama said \"what magic wand do you have that will bring these jobs back?\" The ones lost during his presidency)... I get people don't like him because he isn't a career politician, he isn't all polite and hand kissy. But you see that is why I like him, instead of stepping around the bush to talk about a subject, he will stomp right through it and get to the points that need to be done.\n\nDuring his first year, his main focus was our at the time failing economy. Which is good, because you need a strong economy which we now have to except bigger changes as a whole to a country. In the next years to come, I am excited to see what he will accomplish.",
"Yep, I’ll take my downvotes as a badge of honor ",
"I got yo back dawg",
"This is one of the funniest posts ever. Thank you.",
"if you look at the tax changes, most of them target the extreme rich. From a drastic tax change on pass-through income earners, to AMT adjustments, to estate tax changes, and more. The biggest frustrations are how they fucked over blue states the most, which essentially eliminates any tax cuts the blue states will receive because of the SALT deduction changes.\n\n> Trump although he is brash, has changed our economy around. Has kept his campaign promises, a rarity for the past few.\n\n1) up until the tax reform change, there was literally nothing Trump did that changed the current pace of rebound that the Obama administration started. You can debate this all you want, trump was left with the markets at all time highs, and they've been increasing purely because of this tax change, but him making a big show about getting some jobs back to american that were going to be sent to Mexico, ended up mostly being sent to mexico anyways even after the agreement. Most of these changes to the tax code will likely repatriate a bunch of cash, sure... However, most of that cash will likely go into M&A not local jobs.\n\n2) un-employment was also extremely low when he entered office, so nothing again was accomplished by him none of his policies have taken into real effect.\n\n3) Pissing people off is not a good way to be a president, especially when you make gross international mistakes (like trying to negotiate deals directly with a single country in the EU). All it means is that you are pissing off your allies, and that would likely lead all sorts of problems and possibly a breaking of allied relations\n\n\nIf you want to continue to back a pedofile supporter, a russian money-launderer, and worse go for it.. But if you truly believe our economy was bad even though every indicator was stating it was well above the 2008 mess that Bush left us in, then go for it. It's come to my great understanding that the right pick and choose what they believe in and all rally behind a unified lie instead of looking at the facts.",
"Oh man, a prescriptivist rather than a descriptivist. Where even to begin? So to you, the wishes of a corporation, in controlling its trademark, controls the language more than *actual people using the language* control the language!? The reason those examples are *great* is because they refer to the actual word people use to describe things. It does not matter whether you think they should, the weight of usage controls. This isn't France, thank God, and we don't have some authority governing \"proper\" use of language. Sure, we may all hate that the word literal now means its antithesis as well, but that doesn't change the fact that meaning is controlled by usage and usage alone.",
"Slammer is a better name anyways, because it keeps the jailbird motif for marketing purposes (in the slammer), while having the grand slam double meaning.",
"I've read the tax bill, I recommend you do the same instead of believing BuzzFeed or wherever you're getting these made of facts. It targets the middle class mainly, yes it does help everyone including the 1%ers. But percentage wise it cuts the middle class taxes more, specifically single parent households with multiple dependents. Also unemployment under Obama was at all time highs especially for black communities. And they have been more indictments under Trump than Obama, calling him a pedo supporter is ridiculous. Ever notice how after election all these accusers whether the person accused wins or not just dissapear. I'm sorry but hoping the boat will sink while you're on it is not a smart thing to do.. have a good day, happy New Year. ",
"lol I'm sure you've read the 1097 pages in the tax bill. https://i.imgur.com/F7TRRdQ.gif\n\nincorrect. most 1%ers including donald trump already have passthrough employment in place and/or will just be easily able to launder their money through pass through employment, in which their effective tax rate will be lower than my bracket.\n\nDo you disagree that roy moore was a hebefile (yes I used pedo, but the real term is hebefile)? Do you disagree that he backed roy moore?\n\nDo you disagree that he has physically assaulted women, and then bragged about it?\n\nBe whatever you want yourself to be, but you're supporting the scum of this world. Blindly supporting him don't let facts get in the way.. I'm guessing you're also religious, which is even more sad considering that he's the exact opposite of what religion says it holds for values.\n\nunemployment was high under most of obama's reign because of the 2008 housing market crash. Something that he really had no part of. However it steadily declined\nhttps://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS14000000\n\nit hasn't increased in it's decline any faster under trump. Nor was there a magical drop when he got elected.\n\nagain I look at facts.. not bullshit",
"It's better than Guaranteed Rate Field, or w/e they call Comisky now!",
"We have a mail slot too, but that doesn't help too much when you live with 18 other college students.",
"I love how whenever a company is even in the background of a pic you'll see someone yelling /r/hailcorporate until it's something Reddit likes\n\nFor real though this is awesome and I don't think OP is a shill",
">how many people brought their products?\n\nAt least 12",
"That’s a cool fucking story. Thanks for sharing. Most underrated guitarist/songwriter of all time.",
"Your Grandma was right",
"2018 starting off right ",
"Yeah I could see how playing it alone might be a bit boring alright...",
"After looking into it, this is kinda real. Apparently CAH doesn't actually own the naming rights and it's still up for sale, just a publicity stunt. They did give out tickets though. ",
"Did I say anything about playing it alone? Try not to be the disappointment your parents think you are.",
"Nope. It was a joke, which you missed. I see now why you don't like the game 🤣 ",
"If you thought that was a funny joke I can see why you do like it ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"Take me out to the baseball place!",
"I live in Joliet and everybody has seen the name change online, but nobody I know has actually been there.",
"\"Dammnit John! I wanted a name that only worked on one level.\"",
"Thank you!!!",
"I bought this as a Christmas present for my wife. Well...the whole \"CAH Saves America\" thing. Not the actual stadium. ",
"\"The Derek Zoolander center for kids who can't read good\nAnd wanna learn to do other stuff good too\"",
"As an avid baseball fan and veteran CAH player, I highly approve of this.",
"I know. I have season tickets. It changed after the city objected to the original name\n\nThat's why the wardens dog mascot came to be along with j.l. bird.\n\nMy kid loves them both.",
"It wasn't the entire movie filmed there, just certain scenes. And it is over a mile away.",
"At least you're local AAA team isn't called the baby cakes. "
] | 2,371 | pics | My grandma said they changed the name of the baseball stadium down the street. I was not expecting this. |
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"You found a dog in the void! How cool!",
"Is that Spuds McKenzie? That's where he's been!",
"That does explain all of the annoying noises we hear at night. ",
"r/neckbeardnests",
"Haha. I swear this house is perfect. My wife makes sure of it. There's just a room upstairs that the only access is a hole I made. ",
"Maybe r/hiddenrooms then?",
"Much more fitting. Thanks! Didn't know it existed. "
] | 7 | pics | I decided to go exploring in a void area of my house. The finds were neat. (The magazines and coffee can) |
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"That’s a pretty cool tradition I don’t know anyone that does that ",
"This is why we have a artificial tree in my house. ",
"We started it the first year we moved into our house. The first time was only because we didn’t know how to dispose of it in our area, so we burned it. It looked really cool, so we made it a tradition!",
"Hard to believe that Christmas trees used to be decorated with candles before electric Christmas lights were a thing. There must have been quite a few house fires in Germany 100 years ago.",
"That is scary to think about. I never knew that!"
] | 5 | pics | My 3rd annual Lighting of the Christmas Tree. It was fully engulfed in about 15 second with a single match. I couldn’t imagine this happening inside a house. |
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"[My post is OC, but here’s a link to more pics/info](https://www.google.com/amp/s/wandering-through-time-and-place.me/2014/06/14/ancient-petroglyphs-in-the-valley-of-fire-state-park-the-desert-series/amp/)",
"The petroglyphs are cool and all, but I'm more pleased, visually, by the contrasting orange, dark grey and blue tones.",
"I always thought the descriptions in the park service signs were silly when these are all probably \"We were here and doodled since the internet won't be invented for 6 millenia.\"",
"That's beautiful. Let's drill there for oil!",
"There's another canyon like that about 10 minutes from Laughlin.",
"I was there last year! ",
"And the cops out here have f-350’s so watch out. ",
"Such an underrated park, IMO",
"I already left the area but I’ll keep that in mind for the next time I visit!",
"Didn’t even realize that. Thanks!",
"Hah, thanks. Gotta love the VSCO app."
] | 11 | pics | There’s an entire valley of ancient Pueblo petroglyphs only an hour drive from Las Vegas |
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"Lots more drawings of Carol planned, if interested check out my instagram for more @chris_mottola or DeviantArt @reno-56 ",
"Who you gonna call GB 1988 1984 can’t read the top ones though",
"Good eye, you found the GB one but the New Years egg is much harder to find."
] | 3 | pics | Another drawing I did of Carol, this one was super fun to draw, I tucked in a Happy New Year Easter egg, can you find it? It's not gonna be easy! |
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"Post this over at /r/budgies. They'll love this! ",
"He is so handsome. :)",
"Thanks! I actually just learned budgie and parakeet are the same thing just recently. ",
"No prob! They're adorable little things. ",
"OP needs a D. "
] | 5 | pics | PoTweet just sprouted most of his feathers! He’s a pretty birb. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nhxye/one_of_my_favorite_shots_i_took_in_2017_proud/ | [
"Yeah, nice picture indeed! The view, especially the car.",
"Would be better without the car in it. ",
"THE LITTLE CARS GO IN THE COMPACT SPOT!",
"Thank you! Glad you like it :)",
"All parking slots are labeled as compact in this parking garage, save for the ones specifically designated for trucks. We’re good 👍🏻",
"You aren't an artist are you?",
"I don’t think so. Why do you ask?",
"I was actually just referencing \"Lazy Scranton\" from the Episode of The Office where the two branches merge. I knew it was kind of a long shot..",
"Affording a benz?",
"Ah. Sorry, missed it. 2018 resolution - start watching The Office (I have yet to see it😕)",
"😄 lol, nope! I get the joke now! That is my car, but it’s not a Benz. "
] | 11 | pics | One of my favorite shots I took in 2017. Proud. |
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"She picks things up and puts them down ",
"Hey Carla let me stand on your head",
"And with a smile still on her face! ",
"Fri end zone. ",
"Can I get free karma?",
"Can I get free gold?",
"Yes",
"Is silver fine?",
"That's how you support a friend. ",
"'mirin' bro' in the background",
"Top:Senior \nBottom:Sophomore ",
"Like that she still gave a smile and thumbs up.",
"OP is the king of free karma so you might as well try...",
"Probably because each few seconds they can sneak a look upwards",
"\"Dude, raid dad's closet much?\"",
"Gallowbob",
"Is wood ok?",
"CAN'T....STOP....SMILING....",
"!RedditSilver"
] | 19 | pics | Cheerleader helping a friend out for a picture with a fan |
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"Nice Shot",
"I read that as \"an instant giraffe\"... then read it again, yup, still instant giraffe. I was very confused until I read it 2 or 3 more times.",
"I thought the title said Infinite Giraffe. First thought was \"well, I guess it's pretty long\".",
"Littleneck",
"I read it as \"an infinite giraffe\" and was thinking, it's cute, but smaller than the universe. What are you getting at OP?",
"Well if your on a good network, the picture loads pretty much instantly. So it works both ways.",
"What's the word for baby giraffe?",
"Drumstick"
] | 8 | pics | An infant giraffe |
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"I hope you survive.",
"Nice that takes a lot of work! How'd it turn out?",
"Smash...",
"Nice presentation.",
"Classic example of \nhttps://i.pinimg.com/564x/f3/32/08/f33208d777796d174438547b0faedfba--women-logic-funny-things.jpg",
"We can barely see the sushi?"
] | 6 | pics | My first time making sushi |
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"Does your bro wax his back? Arms and legs day yes.",
"Pose is one thing, but what’s the deal with his outfit?",
"Did he just get out of bed to take the pics?",
"That is really bad form. He needs to get stable.",
"Swim suit hahaha"
] | 5 | pics | The poses my brother makes to take pictures is the funniest thing (T_T) |
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"Can I say I LOVE your town? It is an amazing city—despite the tourists of course. The beaches and the fort are beautiful! ",
"I love living in here. I understand in the last five years has been a huge tourist destination, but still a great place to live in",
"This picture reminds me of scenery or the backdrop of a play! Beautiful!",
"Thank you. I’m very proud of this photo. I use my phone for it, and was one of the best photo of my life."
] | 4 | pics | My Beatiful hometown, Cascais, Portugal |
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"So adorable!",
"The most adorable! ",
"r/cats might like this too.\n\nCongrats on your new buddy!",
"Very true, just posted there! And thanks a bunch! "
] | 4 | pics | Ended 2017 on a high note by adopting the sweetest kitty in the world. Meet Samus Aran! |
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"Dude this is fucking SICK!! Link more of your art - you have an IG? This is really really cool",
"That's amazing! Great pop art vibe. Do you sell it?",
"Wow, thanks! Can I post links to that stuff? Pretty new at the reddit thing so not totally sure how it all works. I do have an IG, although I don't post there a ton- aaronfosterdesigns - this John Wayne, and another recent piece of Albert Einstein, just turned out so well I wanted to try sharing them. Thanks again!",
"Thank you! I do sell it - www.aaronfoster.com (can i post that here? I guess we'll find out...)",
"Well I'm not a mod but I hope the answer is yes! Is your stuff signed and do you ship internationally? ",
"Yes and yes, all pieces signed and numbered. I ship pieces internationally about once a month or so.",
"How many license plates have you collected over the years to make your artwork? Looks great OP.",
"Hard to say for sure, but I've made about 1800 USA maps using all 50 states, so there's about 9000 right there just for that one design, although it is my best seller. I'd guess somewhere in the neighborhood of 50k plates over the years.",
"How do you even get them? Aren't they always supposed to be turned in?",
"These days yes, most (all?) states require you to turn in your plates. I use mostly older plates from before that rule as they are typically much more colorful than recent issue plates. The plates in this pic are from the 60s and 70s. Typically, I buy from collectors around the country. There is a whole hobby culture of license plate aficionados out there who buy/sell/trade them.",
"If you have been doing it 16 years, you must be oneof the originators of this style. How do you feel about so many copy-cats these days?",
"The worst thing about that is that plates I used to buy for a buck or two are now ten or more. But, hey imitation and flattery and what not. :)\n",
"What are your thoughts on the way-over-copied United States made out of a plate from each of the states piece? I liked it the first time I saw it, even though it’s pretty obvious, but I see it way to much now. ",
"You mean like the ones OP makes?",
"Ha, guess I should have checked out his site. Yes, that’s the one. I guess he loves it and is also disappointed at how many copies there are. ",
"This looks really great. You have something here keep doing and post it. Good luck. I’ll buy your art ",
"I've got nothing but love for that design. The USA map changed my life completely. It led to me moving to LA to pursue acting because I was stable financially. It was a big part of how I landed my gig hosting a show on HGTV. It funded a start up I co-founded with my college roommate that's done very well. It's been very good to me. I know there's lots of others doing it these days, most at much lower prices, but such is life in the free market.",
"Thanks, glad you like it! You can see more of my stuff at www.aaronfoster.com if you're interested.",
"I believe you can - it’s OC (original content) posted by yourself so shouldn’t be an issue ",
"Games room art.",
"Sorry if I seemed rude, not realizing that was your design. A friend of mine has a home decor business and she’s actually sold a few of your original USA maps. I had to hang one of the large 4’x5’ (?) ones in her store and she still has one of the small ones. I guess that’s why I notice all the copies- having seen the real deal in person. \n\nI always appreciated the design and the collecting work that goes into it. I always had a “that such a great idea I should have done it” feeling about it. I also remember thinking that Texas and California took a lot more material and you could probably get like 10 Delaware’s out of one plate. \n\nAnyway, love the new stuff, and glad you’ve had so much success despite so many imitators. ",
"Not rude at all. That's wild that one of mine has passed through your hands, very cool! You're right about TX and CA, TX takes two and CA takes one and a half at my \"standard\" scale. You're sort of right about Delaware- it's important to me that the pieces I use be clearly identifiable as being from that state's license plate so while I could get dozens of state shaped pieces out of each Delaware or Rhode Island plate, I generally only get a few per plate. For Delaware, I'll use DEL and WAR while for Rhode Island it's strictly the registration sticker that says either \"Rhode Island\" or \"RI\" on it. It wouldn't be right to me if those states were just pieces of metal that you couldn't for sure identify as coming from that state's plate. And to be perfectly honest, while the map is the map, and one of those super clever but also super obvious ideas, there are a few people out there who have knocked off some of my more original designs- that kind of stuff can be a little annoying for sure.\n"
] | 22 | pics | I've been making art of out license plates for 16 years now. |
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