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VLOG332 | 5.1 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.9 | 4.6 | VLOG332 | 133.63 | 0.31722 | 0.93202 | 0.33052 | 3.7058 | 0.23597 | 0.78859 | 0.14303 | 0.015058 | 0.25941 | 2.9485 | 1.6657 | 0.017557 | 0.96003 | -0.000096 | 0.007084 | 0.21164 | 2.032 | 0.71139 | 0.049494 | 0.35009 | 4.918744 | 0.023335 | 171 | 140 | 332 | Hey guys, it's me XXXX. I know I -- I think I said in my last video I was going to shave off my mustache, but somebody commented on it saying it looked like the anti Hitler, because Hitler had the, um, hair in the middle and on my hair -- I have no hair here at all. It seems to be curling out the side like this, so I decided to keep it, you know, for a couple more weeks or so though I'd shave it off. Because if I shave it off I look a lot younger and I'm twenty one and I want to look as young as possible, you know? Um, so yeah, uh, basically -- oh, I got one more thing before I start on my actual topic that I'm going to do today. I think Adam Lambert got robbed on American Idol. He should've won. It should've been Danny and Adam in the bottom -- I mean in the top two, bottom two. Should've been Danny and Adam in the top two with Adam winning or even if Danny won, it would've seemed more realistic than Kris Allen winning. I think Kris Allen is a little bit -- gonna get my shirt words on it. Uh, I think Kris Allen's not that good of a performer. He doesn't really live to the name of an American Idol. Neither does Taylor Hicks, season five. I thought he was just like, you know, one of the joke kind of contestants like Sanjaya was in season six. And I can't think of any other ones offhand, but you know what I mean. Um, yeah, so anyways I work at Taco Bell and I've worked there for about a year and a half now and strangely enough I enjoy working there. I know it seems strange like, oh my God, someone actually works -- likes working for a fast food? Well, yes I do, I enjoy it and -- 'cause really it's not just the whole job aspect that I enjoy, I actually like the people I work with. They're so laid back and they're so, you know, accepting of me as a person as well as, you know, my situations -- that I had been put in situations that I have that I will discuss later on with you guys. And my boss is very lenient with my schedule and understands all my situations pretty well and I'm thankful for that and you know, a job is a job no matter what. You should be thankful that you even have a job no matter how low in the food chain that job is. And I get a paycheck every two weeks and I'm fine. I mean, I can survive on what I get. I can make it work. And -- oh, and you're probably all wondering the background, like you have a Coca Cola room? Trust me, it's not my idea, I swear, but I'll go into why my room is like this in another video. Anyways, back on topic. Um, so yeah, I like my job 'cause it's actually -- and there's a lot of diverse people at the Taco Bell that I work at. Mexican people, black people, gay people, me, a couple of people are bisexuals there. Um, men, women, children -- well, not children, minors, you know. Old, young, middle age. And even have our own little pet ducks at work too. So I know it seems kinda odd, but my boss takes care of the ducks outside of the drive thru and we use all the food that we don't need -- all the -- anything that's dried up or old, we just, you know, tear up. We put it in a thing called a duck box and we set the duck box outside and the little ducks come and eat their uh, eat the food. So, yeah, it's kinda cool and I think I'm very lucky to have the job that I have with the people that I work with, 'cause the people that I work with are probably one in a million. The crew is probably one in a million chance that I would work with them because they're so funny and nice and -- and -- and, you know, team -- huge team players. Yeah, we all make mistakes but, you know, who doesn't make mistakes? I mean, it's just a great place. It's a great environment and I -- that's surprising considering I live in California, but I'm not going to get into that. I like California, I do, but certain places in it scare me to death so that's why I don't travel that much anywhere in California. I practically stay in Stockton here most of the time. Um, so yeah, that's about it, that's about what I do. You're probably thinking, oh God, this blog is kinda boring -- I'm -- well, I promise you, once I get all the personal stuff about myself -- personal stuff about myself out of the way, then I'll start diving into some of the other topics like how I came out. That's probably really juicy, that's a funny story about how I came out and why I came out and who I came out to and what was the background behind that and, you know? It was really funny. It's actually kinda work related too, so, yeah. So guys, I hope you guys have a good summer 'cause school's out amongst other things. I'm out, school's out, I came out saying here schools' out. See how that works? I know that's kind boring, whoop dee doo. Anyways, um, so I hope to see you guys later, maybe in a couple of days. I wanna try to do these blogs as frequently as I possibly can. I've just been really really busy with work. But now that everyone is out of school, I should be able to do these at least once or twice a week and I -- trust me, I'll have subjects galore for these blogs and um, I hope you guys will subscribe and follow me -- that's twitter, something different, huh? Anyways, yeah, in the description box, this way -- no this way, right? No, this way. I couldn't remember, it's sorta like a mirror image so I'm pointing the wrong way. In the description box on this side, over here, this way -- I don't know how to do that right then, um, you'll find the link to my MySpace, so if you want to, friend request me on MySpace, go ahead, post a comment, do whatever you want. Uh, yeah so that's about it for this blog for today. Ciao. |
VLOG333 | 6.2 | 5.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 5.2 | VLOG333 | 278.35 | 0.25806 | 1.6821 | 0.4763 | 3.5047 | 0.36967 | 0.78747 | 0.17406 | 0.031818 | 0.36239 | 5.112 | 1.9969 | 0.00437 | 1.1016 | -0.000057 | 0.002098 | 0.15373 | 2.0924 | 0.66229 | 0.059437 | 0.31653 | 6.542209 | 0.0934 | 150 | 150 | 333 | Bonjour. Hey Twilighters. It's Friday and today is fantastic because I went to Walmart and right in the door, I saw these really crazy like, bottles of soda. I'm like, oh, it's so cute, it's a little ornament. So I'm actually going to make an ornament out of this bottle of soda. It seriously is a bottle of soda, look. Now, woo. . Ah! So this week is probably a week that I do not want to remember ever. This is the last week I'll get to see Sana . Hopefully I'll be able to see her either tomorrow or sometime next week before she leaves. I don't want her to go, but let's not talk about goodbyes, because it's never really goodbye. We're always going to be friends and hello Skype. It's going to be sad not hanging out with her all the time. So, I went to see New Moon again. It's like, gets better every time I see it. It really cracks me up, because I am just in love with the idea of face punch. Face punch, I love it . Plus the fact that it's blatantly making fun of Hollywood action films. I still think it's fucking hilarious, so I did a face punch trailer just for you guys. I have some challenges I need to get out of the way. Both of these challenges are from XXXX. Challenge numero uno. XXXX challenged me to go into a bookstore and find as many books as I possibly can on vampires. Well, I haven't been able to go to a bookstore recently, so I went to borders dot com and found several vampire titles. Including The Vampire Diaries, The Vampire Academy, Cirque du Freak, Interview with a Vampire, The Thirst Novels, The Coffin Club, and Dance of the Vampire. Those were just a few I found -- there are so many more out there. And actually, it makes me wonder -- if you write a novel about vampires, is it going to be published because it's popular? I think I just figured out how I'm going to get my book published. The subject -- vampires. Ta da! Instant bestseller. No, I don't know, but I just think that there are so many -- it's kind of freaking me out that there are so many vampire novels actually out there and I do like a few. Challenge numero dos. XXXX also challenged me to make a attractive face like Rob did in one of his recent interviews. So here goes nothing. So also when I went in to go see New Moon again I realized how much I freaking love Michael Sheen, to the point where I just wanted to hug him. He's freaking awesome as Aro and I realized that I didn't put him on my list of things that I liked about New Moon so I wanted to kind of dedicate this blog to his awesomeness. Seriously, when Michael Sheen came onscreen as Aro, I thought I was going to die because he just kind of took over that portion of the movie. His acting was superb and actually, it fit exactly how I imagined Aro in the books. He was so intimidating, yet very, like, welcoming at the same time and I couldn't quite pinpoint why I felt, like, drawn to him and yet repulsed by him at the same time. So, um, I thought I'd bring this up right now -- um, fifty book challenge for this year has officially failed for me. I think I read, like, ten and actually I just got done reading this book. It's called Guitar Girl by Sarra Manning. It's really good and I -- I just enjoyed it because it was, like, all about the real story of a teen band and how fame kind of corrupted people and -- basically it's about how people aren't really what they seem to be in real life and people are just out for money and for themselves and it's really good. I just -- I teared up at the end, it was really cute. Next I will be reading this book. Whoo hoo, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. No, seriously, I've been meaning to read it for a while, but y'all are saying how awesome it is, so I'm going to read it. Don't know what this is; it's like reading ninja. Whoo, reading ninja. Friday, I will see you Twilighters again and, um, Monday, maybe XXXX? Maybe? If not, XXXX, I'll see you on Tuesday -- or before. |
VLOG334 | 5.5 | 4.9 | 3.7 | 4.8 | 6 | VLOG334 | 233.46 | 0.35829 | 1.3823 | 0.48912 | 3.7198 | 0.26076 | 0.67717 | 0.22298 | 0.022351 | 0.43452 | 5.5208 | 2.283 | 0.001507 | 1.8066 | -0.00002 | 0.000858 | 0.26535 | 0.9536 | 0.47693 | 0.043065 | 0.50013 | 5.973432 | 0.044313 | 141 | 131 | 334 | Hey guys, sorry it's been so long since I last posted a video. I really got caught up in, basically, school. I mean, how cliché is that? Everybody's caught up in school right now. I noticed that a lot of users -- users, ha -- no, people who make YouTube videos -- um, they stop making videos for a few weeks when the school year starts. So, hopefully, you know, people haven't been wondering where I was and thinking that I wasn't gonna come back. But, I'm back, and I'm really going to try and start making videos more consistently. It was just during the summer that I had a lot of time to, uh, waste -- not that YouTube's wasting my time, ha. So, basically I've been doing school, taking a sewing class at this art school I go to. And it's really cool, it's a little bit overwhelming 'cause I've never really used a machine before, and I'm just like - rrr, pch, pch, pch. I really want to do fashion design as my future, and I figured okay, well maybe I should sew so that I know what I'm doing. obviously. I was really bored one night and I just took a scissors to the face -- head -- region. I kinda wanted a whole Betty Page look -- you know, like, forties pinup. So, hopefully that's what comes across, because I just want to look like a calendar girl bimbo all the time. And there's so many times where I was like, I should make a video. I'm like, well, I'll just read this book. I was reading this book called Shiver. I don't know if anybody else has read it. If you have, leave me a comment telling me what you thought of it, because I was kind of half and half with it, 'cause it's a Stephanie Meyer ripoff with the whole werewolf, true love thing. Umm, it was kind of Jacobish ey, and then kind of an Edward thing mixed in, like I can’t love you 'cause you're a werewolf, vampire, and we can't be together. It was like, we'll find a way. Oh, low battery -- crapface. I'm just gonna stop it here and then -- so this is Shiver. Um, if I was going love hate society ratings, I would probably rate a three -- maybe like three and a half, 'cause it definitely was inspired by Twilight and, 'cause the whole werewolf vampire obsession thing really wasn't so romantic before, 'cause the whole idea of falling in love with a werewolf was never quite that appealing until Twilight came along. I made the mistake of trying to make these freaking pompom things -- I hate them. Like, oh gosh, if anybody knows how to make these, then please give me the most dumbed down directions that you can possibly ever give a person, because I can't understand directions for crap. I ended rolling this whole thing and then cutting it, and the the whole thing just fell apart after -- after I've been rolling this yarn for about, err, two hours -- yeah, two hours. And then the whole thing just fell apart, so I kind of like cried and screamed and stomped around the house and um, physically abused the sock -- it's got some dents. Uh, that's how I deal with my rage, eh. I started watching America's Next Top Model. And I started watching it, and I was shocked, 'cause this is Season -- or Cycle -- thirteen, and it's for short people. And I have nothing against short people. I think that short people are beautiful, um, just as beautiful as someone who is tall. Sometimes short people are prettier than tall people. But, for real, like, it's just -- sorry, you can't really be a model if you're really short. It just doesn't happen. And it kind of made the show even lamer than it already is, 'cause Tyra is just such a freak now. Like, I -- I think Tyra Banks is really nice and stuff, but every show she just gets weirder and weirder. Like, what was it, the first episode? She was talking in a French accent half of the time, and one season before, I know that she was dressed up like a princess and she put on a skit with the Mister and Misses Jays or whatever they are. And they were like Prince Charming and Miss Jay was a witch or something. It was the weirdest thing, and I was just like -- wow, this show is really desperate. Um, and then there was a space themed one. It was -- it's getting really weird and over the top. I'm gonna to cry right now. I'm really sad. Meh, what do you think of my fringe? A lot of people don't think I look the same, but you know, hey, I'm the same. Because every single subscriber means so much to me. So, um, yeah, oh and the XXXX Channel -- um, I feel horrible about that too. The XXXX Channel really hasn't been -- it's on hiatus, basically. XXXX like quit and then we all decided to take a break, and then XXXX was gonna come back when we're all done with the break. And it's been a while, and we we're gonna make a video saying that we're going on break, but that never happened. And we're just all very scattered and -- I don't know, I think that we'll work out, but we're not really sweating it right now 'cause we really don't want to be, like, you know, uff, Collab Channel nazis. And um, we're just gonna chill for a while, and maybe during Christmas break or -- or something -- we'll start making videos again. But I really hope that nobody unsubscribes, because it is a really good channel and I think that we have a lot potential. But we're all a bunch of teenagers who still go to high school and have kind of crazy lives. So, um, hang in there with us, and we'll be posting videos, um, when we're all finally settled down. So yeah, thank you for watching this really long video. I hope that you didn't die of boredom. But yeah, I'll talk to you guys later. Bye. |
VLOG335 | 3.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4 | VLOG335 | 222.58 | 0.28657 | 1.3349 | 0.5047 | 3.3223 | 0.31866 | 0.83518 | 0.16671 | 0.022146 | 0.47768 | 5.8903 | 2.251 | 0.01817 | 0.97755 | -0.0002 | 0.00608 | 0.32289 | 1.4579 | 0.42613 | 0.03938 | 0.2923 | 7.525451 | 0.477438 | 121 | 128 | 335 | Good morning, YouTube. It's Sunday, the twenty sixth of April and it's ninety one degrees outside. Oh, that's bad. But I want you to meet my -- my very best friend. Yeah, it's mister air conditioner and -- and thanks to mister air conditioner, can I just say it's quite jokes it's quite jokes in here; although running my AC is bringing up the atmosphere, it's quite jokes. It's ninety one degrees in April in New Jersey. Was that the doorbell? I'll see you tomorrow in case it was. |
VLOG336 | 2.5 | 5.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.5 | VLOG336 | 147.15 | 0.4367 | 1.0072 | 0.3569 | 3.5416 | 0.34834 | 0.78006 | 0.19146 | 0.01557 | 0.30471 | 4.3272 | 2.1704 | 0.000302 | 1.222 | -0.000003 | 0.000111 | 0.31269 | 1.8702 | 0.56122 | 0.038498 | 0.30008 | 4.014909 | 0.026455 | 130 | 168 | 336 | Hi, um, I want to talk seriously in this video and I know it's been a while, but I thought it was about time that you learn of my condition. Um, this is something I've learnt to deal with and I thought it was about time that you understood what it's like to live the way that I do. Um, although no one in my family suffered from this, it wasn't until school -- -- it wasn't until school that I became truly aware of how unique I was. The school kids say -- they used to call me names and the teachers used to make me sit at the back of the classroom with a bucket, and by the end of most lessons it was usually about full to the brim . I mean, can you imagine what it's like taking your GCSE exams when you're suffering from what I've got? There are some mornings when I wake up and I -- I don't even need to shower . Things have always been tough for me and now you know what it's like and I hope you'll accept me for who I am and not what I do . |
VLOG337 | 3.8 | 4.6 | 2.8 | 4.2 | 3.3 | VLOG337 | 232.49 | 0.19858 | 1.4206 | 0.40789 | 3.5688 | 0.33392 | 0.79466 | 0.15707 | 0.023724 | 0.38889 | 6.3278 | 3.086 | 0.005692 | 1.3259 | -0.000027 | 0.002684 | 0.30487 | 2.442 | 0.65137 | 0.037674 | 0.26674 | 6.149972 | 0.184 | 154 | 151 | 337 | Hey guys. Um, I'm doing, like, an update video right now. First of all, about my videos. If you -- if you are a true subscriber and you actually watch me, first of all, thank you. And second of all you would notice -- you would notice that I've deleted about, huh, I don't know, what is approximate amount; about 40 videos -- forty of my videos. about that now. Um, I just wanted to say, that well, I'm kinda, like, starting fresh. I'm keeping some of my videos, like, the XXXX and XXXX videos. That old crap in my hair was, like, phfft. But um, I'm kinda, like, starting fresh. I'm doing this whole new vlog thing, because I know, now, how to edit and now I realize how easy it is to edit -- la la la -- so I know how easy it is to edit. And that's a big, uh, thbbt. So now, just keep expecting more vloggy thing types from me. This person writes here, just say hello. Hello. Hellooo. Um, oh God. Okay. There's -- nah -- I feel sleepy right now. So, yeah, I'm gonna start making vlogs. Yeah. So -- -- so be expecting more vlogs. So, that'll be coming and yeah. Hello? Hello. Hello. Okay. That made me look stupid. Reminder, I have a Twitter. Please, go follow my Twitter. It'll be either here or here. It'll be somewhere on the screen and also in the description box. Am I pointing right -- the right way? Okay. Somewhere here -- I know it's not up there, but it's over here. The description box is over here. There are gonna be more vids to come, so please be expecting that. Please, be expecting more vids and stuff. Hello? Hello? Okay. The weirdness, um, when they decide to talk to me I'll be waiting. I'll be seeing you soon. You little, rascal, devil, you. Hello? Hello? Anyways, like I was saying I'm going to be making more vids, like, pretty soon -- |
VLOG338 | 5.6 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.3 | VLOG338 | 190.11 | 0.25146 | 1.258 | 0.38732 | 3.5505 | 0.31356 | 0.73778 | 0.1735 | 0.023688 | 0.51184 | 6.7338 | 2.5501 | 0.008686 | 1.1934 | 0 | 0.005126 | 0.33129 | 29.776 | 0.9928 | 0.036539 | 0.033342 | 6.650326 | 0.093369 | 140 | 158 | 338 | Welcome to XXXX. This is part one of four, counting down the top thirty one videos of the entire year. YouTube has this new page out -- Youtube dot com slash newyears, where every day they put out a new video, and it's super fun and exciting. It's the entire reason I stay up late. Waiting to see the new video get posted. So let's go right into it and cover the videos that have already been released. I doubt this is in any particular order. I think it's just by the day. All these videos are total collectively best videos of two thousand nine. First video -- Mister Guitar Man. Awesome, I loved Joe, his Video Guitar Impossible. Now, I love this video for the technical expertise, obviously, in the editing and everything else. But personally, I wish they would have chosen the one with the water glasses, playing them with the pens, because that was my favorite that Joe put out this year. I just fell in love with that video. Second video is Biscuit the Sleepwalking Dog. You knew that viral video was gonna be in this list somewhere, and it came out the second day. It's where the dog is sleeping and starts running and then like, wakes itself up and runs into the wall and it's hilarious, and it's so cute. Another one you knew was gonna be up there -- Fred, his One Million Subscribers video. I think it's interesting how of all the Fred videos, they chose that one. But obviously they would, because it was the first person ever to get a million subscribers on the website. So, congratulations Fred -- obviously, you had an amazing two thousand nine. The fourth video is the Know You're Mean Boxy video and special bonus -- they linked to original Boxy Video. Um, can you believe that Boxy came out in January, so it's pretty much been a year since Boxy came onto the scene. That just blows my mind. The fifth video that came out was a video I've never even seen. So it was kind of interesting to get to watch one of the popular videos of two thousand nine for the first time. It's The Guild's Alluring Avatar. It was a really funny video -- I liked it but, yeah, it was good. I -- I wish I had known about it 'cause it's one of those weird things where it's like, I've never seen this before and now I'm being told it's one of the top videos of two thousand nine. Hmm, I don't know how I feel about that. But obviously, if you've seen, you agree with it because it is a very well done video. So, congratulations to the Guild. I don't mean holding his toothpaste wasn't in the shot just then. The sixth video came from Shane Dawson TV. Obviously two thousand nine, we've all said was the year of the Dawson, and um, no surprise they were gonna put him on the list. But I'm very surprised that they chose his very emotional and serious Father's Day video. Yes, the beginning is very funny, but it turns very serious and very personal very quickly. And I think that day that video came out, we all got to see for the first time a very personal side of Shane. And it was such a blessing for him to share that with us. And I am very surprised that put that out there. I'm really glad they did, because I think it's awesome that he shared that with us. And you know, there lot's of people out there that don't have fathers and can very much relate to that situation, um, but I would've thought YouTube would very much keep every thing very, you know, lively and happy. And the fact that they, you know, took it serious and you know, not everything is happy go lucky on YouTube as in life -- um, I'm very, uh, proud of them. And yeah, I think it was a good thing that they chose that video. The seventh video that came out was United Breaks Guitars. Ouch, um -- this video is just about this guy singing about how United broke his guitar. He's a band I've never heard of -- a video I've never seen. Um, and the video -- I'm sorry, not really impressed. Six million views -- impressive. Good job on, you know, getting a viral video out there and, uh, the whole theme of this day I guess of putting this video out was -- oh, clever way to get attention to a problem. Yeah, but United didn't solve those problems, so it really wasn't that great. And if the video was a little better, United would've replaced his guitar. Ooo, bad. the video they put out today, the only one we have left to talk about is We Fail Is A Big Win. Um, yes, I absolutely remember all of those we fail videos of people not having their wrist strap on and throwing the little chuck and into the TV it went. And, oh my goodness, all those plasma high def TV screens that got ruined this year because of the Wi -- oh lordy, don't even get me started on that money. But, thank God I've never done that, because I don't own a Wi, but if I did, you know that strap would be on my wrist at all times. I do not have to ruin my TV, but yeah -- hilarious, hilarious videos. I'm glad they chose that, because -- and that was kind of a very viral thing at the beginning of this year, wasn't it? I feel like it was. Those are all the videos that they've released so far. You need to go and check out and bookmark XXXX so you can see them come out every day. Next Tuesday will be Part Two, where I'll cover the next seven videos that they've released in those seven consecutive days. Uh, thank you so much for watching XXXX. Um, be sure to come back on Friday for XXXX. And I'm really just kind of excited for you to come back next week, because I'm really excited to see the next seven days, and I can't wait to see the rest of the videos that are the top thirty one of the year. Uh, I'm very excited obviously, and also kind of sick which is which this video was a little chit -- showy. But anyways, thank you so much and I'll, uh, talk to you all later, right? Bye. |
VLOG339 | 4.2 | 5 | 4.8 | 5.6 | 5.1 | VLOG339 | 156.53 | 0.76033 | 0.65661 | 0.2072 | 3.7149 | 0.17429 | 0.73584 | 0.15062 | 0.012168 | 0.15149 | 4.4464 | 1.993 | 0.000752 | 1.4049 | 0 | 0.000321 | 0.2496 | 0.52544 | 0.21899 | 0.048721 | 0.41678 | 6.392903 | 0.128378 | 148 | 173 | 339 | Uh, hey good morning it's Warn's lake. How are you doing? Um, as many of you know uh, uh, a few weeks ago Bart the Fish, Canada's best loved political fish passed away. It was a very sad uh, time for -- for many thousands of Canadians and a lot of people wondered how can Bart ever be replaced. Well, Bart has been replaced. Um, uh, I don't know if any of you uh, are aware of the fact that I'm kind of into Star Trek. Um, episode forty four broadcasted in December of nineteen sixty seven written by David Gerrold, won many of awards. Uh, Rohant Assdy wrote a song about it uh, called the Trouble with Tribbles and uh, I -- I just wanted to show you here's a -- here's a tribble, can you hear him ? This is a real tribble. See, he's got the real Star Trek thing on it. Um, we call him Greg. So this is uh, Greg the Tribble and um, Greg is, uh, gotta pretty smart political brain. So for example here uh, just listen carefully. Uh, Dalton Agetti . He likes Dalton Agetti. Uh, uh, how about, um, um, how about Mike McManieth ? Ah, that's a nice Tribble. Okay um, okay, how about, oop, Steven Herper , George Bush? He -- he doesn't like them. Steven Harper, George Bush, wow. Greg the Tribble has and acute sense of political, um, smarts. Anyway um, so here you go. Here's Greg, yeah. Say hi to him you are going to get to know him quite a bit over the next little while and ah, have a great day from -- from me and Greg. |
VLOG340 | 3.8 | 2.6 | 3.6 | 3.1 | 3.9 | VLOG340 | 226.05 | 0.27899 | 1.4476 | 0.60617 | 3.6501 | 0.31957 | 0.72471 | 0.19966 | 0.029429 | 0.6715 | 8.5689 | 4.12 | 0.00111 | 1.4821 | -0.000002 | 0.000619 | 0.2529 | 2.2136 | 0.73806 | 0.044814 | 0.33342 | 4.303691 | 0.004975 | 137 | 90 | 340 | Hi, I would like to bring to your attention a new type of hatred, emo bashing. Twice, over the past two days; that's once a day I have been subjected to this by what I refer to as Nazi Aryan elitists. The most shocking thing about all of this; I'm not even emo. Apparently, because I dye my hair; listen to Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance, and All American Rejects; dress in skull themed black clothing; and refer to myself as emo on Myspace, FaceBook, BeBo and as much as possible. These conformist pigs have labeled me an emo. But what is emo bashing? Well I'll give you two examples. First of all, I was at this party and I'd sabotaged this music system to play nothing but real music, and this chick was like, uh, what's with all the emo music? And I found this really hurtful and really, really super unfair. So, I turned around and said to her what's wrong with emos? And then she responded, and I'm not exaggerating, oh my cat, I'm not exaggerating, because I'm not exaggerating just to make my stories more credible, but she said emos, they're all whiney, arrogant, self absorbed, losers, and it doesn't help that they look ridiculous. Well, here's my well thought out response that I responded with, maybe I said it at the time or I thought it up later, don't be sassy, you obviously are too closed minded to understand anything, you capitalist. How can you judge people based on a biased opinion like that? How many emos did you even know? None. Then how can you make blanket assumptions about their personalities? Unned . And I mean, I don't mean to compare the mild dislike of the subculture as something as serious as racism, but this is tantamount to racism. I mean, look at slavery if George Washington, or whoever was in charge of that, had sat down and talked to some slaves maybe he would have liked them. I mean, rap music does suck, but it's still possible. And then this morning some chick outed me from MySpace and she was, like, really rude. She told me that my blogs were really retarded and that I need to get a life, because I didn't have one. I was so angry that I skipped university to make this video blog. What a bi -- |
VLOG341 | 3.8 | 6 | 5.6 | 6 | 5.4 | VLOG341 | 169.69 | 0.50839 | 0.95573 | 0.38789 | 3.706 | 0.23021 | 0.6875 | 0.20933 | 0.015673 | 0.50015 | 4.8947 | 2.6303 | 0.003037 | 1.8608 | -0.000023 | 0.002221 | 0.22496 | 0.83671 | 0.47426 | 0.046682 | 0.56682 | 6.357257 | 0.076471 | 115 | 146 | 341 | Okay. So it's not kind of shining, but just forget that. Um, hello everybody. I am making a video because I have nothing else to do but I really don't know what to talk about, so I'm just going to go with the flow here. First of all, look at my amazing shirt. It's a peace shirt. I got that from Hot Topic when I went. Oh, I went out of town this past week and I went to, um, with my mom and yeah, I had a lot of fun. It's kinda boring, 'cause like, you know, I'm vegetarian, right? And it's, like, really, really hard to find a vegetarian alternative at places. You know, cause you usually I don't eat out anymore really. I used to eat stuff at the house so it was kind of tricky with that. I think I probably lost a couple of pounds, but yeah. So that is all with that. My mom did pretty good I think and yeah, so, I don't really -- I don't really have anything, really have anything going on right now. Um, yeah. Let's see, my birthday is coming up very soon. But it is actually a friend of mine's birthday, his name is Ryan and, um, I was going to say happy birthday on here and so happy birthday and he probably doesn't watch this but I don't really care. I'm just going to say it anyways. But my birthday is real soon. I'll be seventeen. I think I already said that on my past video. I don't know but I'm getting excited for it and this is great news, everybody. I am not afraid to talk on the phone anymore, and, I got a Skype so anybody who wants my Skype or something or just wants to talk to me on Skype, ask me and I will give it to you. Okay? And we'll talk on there. So yeah, that was probably all for now, just a little update you know, stuff like that. Uh, phbbbth, don't know. My hair -- I my hair earlier and it's becoming like an afro, really bad and I don't know what to do. I want to get a haircut but I don't want it really short because this is with gel and it looks good with gel still. And then like a little, a little, uh, like frizzy but that's about it so, yeah. I will probably make another video soon, and I will talk to you all later. |
VLOG343 | 5.3 | 6.1 | 4.3 | 5.4 | 4.7 | VLOG343 | 181.46 | 0.36066 | 1.2721 | 0.44029 | 3.7585 | 0.29929 | 0.66605 | 0.22485 | 0.0236 | 0.67105 | 7.3779 | 2.6526 | 0.006518 | 1.508 | -0.00005 | 0.003661 | 0.35529 | 2.7493 | 0.82502 | 0.034594 | 0.30008 | 5.644379 | 0.026042 | 106 | 174 | 343 | Hello internet, I just can't concentrate on anything anymore. Here I am, I have a quick question and that question is do you know what the Project for Awesome is? If you don't go to this link and read about the Project for Awesome; if you do I can go right into the question I'm going to ask; what charities do you support? If you are not taking part in the Project for Awesome this year, I need to know what charities you guys think are most important. I already have a couple that I support, but I need one specific charity; not really picky about what it supports that I can do for the Project for Awesome this year. I was going to do one last year, and I was going to do Save Darfur, but I never got around to making the videos so I kind of, you know, just put it on hold, but this year I really, really, really want to do Project for Awesome so I need your input; what charities do you guys think are the most important? Leave me a comment; send me a video response or message and let me know what you guys think. I have two YouTube accounts so I might do two videos, we'll see what happens, but I need to know what you guys think and I'll compare your responses with what I already had in mind and we'll go from there. If my head looks a little bit weirder than normal, it's because I got a haircut and it's really short. It's a little bit shorter than I hoped and I've had a hat on all day; so it looks really weird, but I don't know I'm kind of getting used to it; that's the beard I guess. I don't know. For some reason my beard doesn't grow as well as Shay Carl's does. So I'm never going to have an awesome fuzzy, grizzly Adams beard; like Shay. What else happened, I went on a hunting trip with my dad. We saw about seven deer total, one small buck and six doe; including the one that ran out in front of us as we were driving home from the bar. I saw some Cougar tracks and we also had a verbal argument with a porcupine, which was kind of exciting. I also got Blu ray from Wal Mart, they had it priced at twenty bucks and it rang up as fifteen. It really surprised me because this one comes with the blu ray, the special features and this is where the regular DVD goes, people are actually watching it downstairs and it also comes with the digital copy. Let's see, it says there right there on the back. I was really, really excited to get this because on the special features they have footage from the Deathly Hollows. If you haven't bought it yet, I recommend doing so. If you guys don't already know I'm a hardcore Harry Potter fanatic and I was sitting here yesterday and I was watching the movie; I started to get really, really giddy and excited and when I watched the footage from the Deathly Hollows; and I kind of a did a little face palm because I realized I was trying to do what one of those Twilight fans would do and then I realized that Harry Potter is so much better than Twilight on every level imaginable; and I felt okay about it again. If you guys haven't checked out averagewizard. com, do so. It's really cool. It's kind of like that FMLs and the MLIA for Harry Potter fanatics; and there's a Twilight one as well, but I've been, you know, staying away from it because it's Twilight. I mean I enjoyed the books when I read them, but this whole fan base is just ridiculous. Harry Potter teaches to overcome adversity and keep your friends close and, you know, to treasure life. Twilight teaches pedophilia and bestiality. . Seven up is the best drink ever. I used to be obsessed with Sierra Mist and then I started drinking Seven Up again; and it's actually a little bit better for you. I mean it's still pop, soda, fizzy drink whatever you guys call it where you're from. It's not good for you at all in general, but over Sprite and Coke and Sierra Mist and Pepsi, this is actually better for you because it's all natural flavors; and there's really no additives other than corn syrup. So I really like Seven Up, but I'm trying to get off pop completely. I know I'm kind of late in the dedication to December, so I'll like start that on the fifteenth and just do half way through December and January. Oh, one more thing, this New Year's I'm going down to Pittsburg to spend that period of time with my guitarist, Kevin, and his wife Hilary and Kevin and I are going to be recording some tracks. If you guys haven't checked us out on MySpace, I'm going to put the link right here at the bottom. Be sure to check this out, add us, and listen to the tracks that Kevin has already laid down. None of my vocal tracks are up there just yet. I haven't had really a chance to record anything good; my house is always full of people and it's just, you know, hard to record anything here. So when I go down there we're going to get some recording done and we will have a studio EP within the coming months; so keep an ear out for us; add us on MySpace; we're going to have a YouTube where we're hopefully going to have some unplugged taped stuff. So who knows; and if you like it you do; and if you don't well tell us; tell us why you don't like it; maybe we can do something that suites your taste. Thanks for watching and I will see you guys later. Peace. |
VLOG344 | 5.4 | 2 | 4.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | VLOG344 | 215.81 | 0.48945 | 0.96295 | 0.35602 | 3.6447 | 0.28242 | 0.63554 | 0.18869 | 0.023543 | 0.68633 | 6.6457 | 2.7603 | 0.022302 | 1.0067 | -0.000019 | 0.008832 | 0.33538 | 2.288 | 0.76206 | 0.036014 | 0.33307 | 4.195497 | 0.015409 | 106 | 160 | 344 | Hey YouTube, it's XXXX here. How many bloody times have you heard a theist say something like this? Well if you don't believe in God, then where do you get your morality from? Yeah. We've all heard derivatives of this from the likes of douche bags like William Lane Craig, Ravi Zacharias, etcetera, etcetera. Indeed Christians like to bleat this like the sheep that they are ad nauseum. I know this is a tired topic but bear with me, okay? Now I've heard some needlessly ornate rebuttals to this, usually utilizing some convoluted philosophical principle that underlines the philosophy of their argument. But as most of you know by now, XXXX don't go in for all of that fancy book learning. I'm a pretty simple guy, and I'm gonna give you all some common sense here, okay? When asked, where do you get your morality from? I usually give a quick answer. And that is, from the same place you do. Myself. And today I'm going to prove it to you. Now my morality as I said is from myself. Essentially, it's more complicated than that but the bottom line is, I assess situations and make moral decisions based on my experience and I judge something to be immoral or moral. I am the filter. Now many theists especially Christians and Muslims subscribe to the idea of divine command theory. Now in a nutshell, divine command theory says that God defines what is moral and immoral, therefore if God commands something it is therefore moral by definition. Now I'm gonna disregard for a moment here in that God's existence has yet to be established, and so no one's in a position to say what God has or has not said at least from a scriptural perspective. Well let's just deal with the claim itself. Let me give Mr. Hypothetical Christian a hypothetical scenario. Let's say that one day Mr. Hypothetical Christian is in prayer. And as he is praying, all of a sudden he is blinded by a light and he hears a booming voice and he says, Mr. Christian. Yes, Lord. Is that you speaking to me in an audible voice? Yes, it is. What an honor, Lord. "Mr. Christian, there is an old woman named Thelma Johnson who lives at seventy thirty six Autobahn Street in your home town. I am commanding you to go and buy her a bouquet of flowers, deliver them to her, and tell them I asked you to do this. I promise you will be blessed. I, the Lord have spoken. Oh wow, Lord. I can't believe this. This is incredible, thank you. So then Mr. Hypothetical Christian goes and does exactly that, goes and buys a bouquet of flowers and brings them to Mrs. Johnson. Now upon hearing that God asked Mr. Hypothetical Christian to bring her the flowers, Mrs. Johnson is elated, she starts crying, they embrace and start praising God together. Now Mr. Christian, granted you may never have experienced anything like this but what you're say, that this is a reasonable scenario I've drawn out here, that if in fact you heard that voice, you would do that, right? Yeah, I suppose so, yeah that sounds good, certainly it would be pretty amazing to hear God's voice audibly I mean he usually doesn't work that way but yeah, that would be wonderful, sure. What a faith affirming thing that would be. Okay, fair enough. What if you do a different scenario? Suppose same day, you're praying, blinding light, booming voice. Only this time here's what you hear. Mr. Christian. Yes Lord. Oh my gosh are you speaking to me audibly? Yes Mr. Christian. There is a man living in Van Nuys, California whose very life is an affront to me. He has done wickedness in my sight and is very dangerous. I have chosen you as my emissary of divine justice. Go now and find Mr. Edgar Schnalverdoff he lives at one twenty nine Cedar Street in Van Nuys. Find him and kill him by whatever means necessary. Tell no one of your quest. Once his life is at an end I will see to it that the authorities do not suspect you and great will your reward be in Heaven. I, the Lord have spoken. Huh? So okay Mr. Hypothetical Christian, now I pose you this second question. Would you do that? Nah uh, no -- why not? Are you saying God is wrong or is asking you to do something immoral? No you'd get it. God would never command you to do an evil action like that. Really? But you just heard a booming voice, you saw a blinding light, there was no one else in your house, clearly it'sGod speaking to you and asking you to do this, right? No, you don't get it Mr. Atheist, the point is that even if I heard the booming voice and all that and it wasn't God, it was a demon posing as God because he asked me to commit a wicked action, a crime, murder. What is wrong with you atheists? Thank you. You're just proving my point. Did you catch it? When Mr. Hypothetical Christian was asked to bring flowers to Mrs. Johnson he was enthralled that God has chosen him to speak to audibly. He immediately went and did exactly as he was told, brought her the flowers and it was an incredible faith affirming event, they were crying, praising God and so on, right? But when Mr. hypothetical Christian was asked to go kill Edgar Schnalverdoff he then does not do what he's asked and in fact says that the booming voice was not God but a demon in disguise because God would never ask him to commit such a crime. All right, so let's distill this down now. Booming voice says, give flowers to old lady. Good. Must be God, I'm gonna do it. Booming voice says, go kill a man, not good must be not God but a demon in disguise, not gonna do it. Well Mr. Hypothetical Christian, you just use your own moral faculties to assess the situation and make a moral decision. Therefore I am correct by saying you and I use the same moral barometers. That's why you are baseless by saying to me that as an atheist I have no basis for my morality. I have the same fucking basis that you do. And something else I wanna add. I don't just, you know, just make moral decisions just based on how I feel on a given day. No. I have my whole life experience all that I've seen in my short thirty two years on this planet, but I also have history, I have other people's experiences to go on, and collectively we can come to an understanding as to what we think is going to be good for everyone and what is going to be bad. And you know what, a lot of shit is very complicated and it's not easy to always know what is the fully moral decision, and what is the immoral decision. But you know what though, by and large we do pretty much agree. The fact is I think it's pretty simple. Whatever causes the least amount of suffering as much as it depends on you, do that. Whatever is going to bring joy and happiness to people, do that. Whatever's gonna cause harm to any sentient being, either animals or human beings avoid that as much as possible. Now granted it's not always easy to do this and it's not always easy to know which is going to result in those things but that should be what we all strive to do. And if you need to be told why we should even do that, why suffering is bad and joy is good, you're a fucking sociopath and I've got no time for you. So, just something to think about. Thanks for watching. |
VLOG345 | 5.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.3 | VLOG345 | 259.1 | 0.23851 | 1.7829 | 0.6693 | 3.9489 | 0.27269 | 0.72078 | 0.18264 | 0.032139 | 0.6116 | 11.283 | 6.0306 | 0.003891 | 1.5956 | -0.000012 | 0.002139 | 0.33846 | 1.5789 | 0.57909 | 0.035928 | 0.36676 | 7.104657 | 0.202797 | 128 | 147 | 345 | Hey, guys. I think it's time for Chubby Bunny by XXXX, XXXX and that's Judy. Judy my sister. And first of all Judy, I am going to beat you. You're not going to beat me, yeah. You're going downtown. Not only have I been tired, I've been caught out. Jason from Inside a Penguin has called me out for a contest. We've already had this live on XXXX and I won -- I won. So I think that if you bet on me or Jason, then I should be the one to be bet on because I won last time. I'm gonna win again. I'm gonna win again. What you gonna do about that? All right, so let's start this. I have a water bottle. I have marshmallows and I have a bag just in case -- you know what happens. Flying Chubby Bunnies. Okay. So let's start this. Chubby Bunny . Chubby Bunny . Chubby Bunny . Chubby Bunny . Mmmmm . Mmmmm . Mmmmm . Mmmmm . Mmmmm . Mmm mmm. I don't think I won the contest, but I don't feel like saying that I lost. I'm -- I'm gonna bet on myself that I won and if I'm wrong then you can make fun of me more, so, yeah, Jason, I beat you. I beat you. I beat you. You owe me two things. I lose. Guess who's the loser? I am. Apparently. I haven't seen it yet though. Jason had ten to eleven marshmallows and I remembered last night when I was playing with him on XXXX. He was, like, Cindy , you have really big cheeks, you're going to win. Think? No. So, yeah. Jason wins this round. I'll win the next one. We'll see. So now I'm gonna tag people. Um, I will tag Yan, Abby, Aaron and Romaine, Johnny, Leo and Kyle , and I'll have their links on the side so that you can check their channels out because those people are pretty cool. Not as cool as Dustin though. Dustin is way cool, so cool he won't even do Chubby Bunny. I wonder why. Bye. |
VLOG346 | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.9 | 4.4 | 5.3 | VLOG346 | 172.85 | 0.58549 | 0.90003 | 0.30774 | 3.6199 | 0.33768 | 0.66052 | 0.25018 | 0.028442 | 1.417 | 8.7162 | 5.5207 | 0.022496 | 3.0502 | 0.000051 | 0.017518 | 0.36296 | 0.99896 | 0.38263 | 0.037604 | 0.38303 | 7.113277 | 0.287671 | 127 | 137 | 346 | Greetings YouTube, XXXX here. Cheers. I gotta show this to you, because it's by far the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Ah, oh my God! I -- as you'll be -- as you're aware, I uploaded my commentary to movie Twilight. Now, it got DMCA. I understand why, so I uploaded it as a torrent. First torrent ever and I asked, you know, as I'm dicking around with the thing; I left a comment, is this thing working? And, ah, this is what I got as one of my responses. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Oh, my God! How obsessed are you with me? Eh, oh sweet fuck! You need help Kevin, you need serious fucking help. XXXX, cheers. |
VLOG347 | 5 | 4.4 | 3.4 | 4.7 | 4.1 | VLOG347 | 235.63 | 0.58008 | 0.8044 | 0.33439 | 3.6679 | 0.47703 | 0.55383 | 0.23002 | 0.019393 | 0.85917 | 5.2549 | 3.2788 | 0.011164 | 2.4227 | -0.000012 | 0.00828 | 0.26887 | 2.4629 | 0.57482 | 0.042691 | 0.2334 | 6.961159 | 0.175113 | 135 | 182 | 347 | So it's midnight right now and um, my brother is sleeping right over there, yeah. Okay. I found this Magic Eight Ball too, I love Magic Eight Balls, okay? What do we want to know? Will the Yankees win the World Series next year? Reply hazy try again. Okay, I'm trying again. My sources say no. Damn it. I was really rooting for, um, what's it called, Tampa Bay? They were what's up. Apparently, whatever, whatever, Phillies, whatever. I'll be on that kryptonite. Straight up on that kryptonite. I'll be on that, straight up on that, I'll be on that kryptonite. I committed a crime I know it's hard to believe, so, I was driving a long and I won't name the dri -- driver. You know, confidentiality and what not and I said stop the car. Okay, open the door quick -- I was in the passenger seat and I just reached out and I grabbed this person's lawn sign and I threw it inside the car. I know I'm so risky, I'm so evil, I'm such a -- just a dare devil. But yeah, it took a long time to vote yes on question one side. Not cool, not cool but the next day there was another one. Whatever. That kinda pissed me off, but whatever. Actually I learned the sign for whatever, I'm taking sign language, whatever. I thought that was a kinda cool sign because I'm trying to teach my self how to sign, um, you can have, like, whatever -- whatever you like. Like TI, you know? You can have whatever you like . Yeah. Muah. |
VLOG348 | 3.8 | 5.1 | 4.8 | 5.1 | 4.5 | VLOG348 | 203.27 | 0.36914 | 1.1096 | 0.36767 | 3.8548 | 0.25226 | 0.70437 | 0.15783 | 0.025637 | 1.025 | 6.7037 | 4.5856 | 0.000177 | 1.1531 | -0.000001 | 0.000082 | 0.14314 | 2.2762 | 0.72099 | 0.061783 | 0.31675 | 7.029798 | 0.18402 | 138 | 170 | 348 | So, this would be attempt number three for this evening, which looks like six when I do it this way, but really it's, like, emphasis on three. I had recorded once -- the one time before. I decided to give it a whirl a second time to see if I liked it better. I didn't, I decided on the first one, but apparently that was too long for YouTube, which I didn't find out until after it was, like, you know, converted and uploaded and viewed. So, now you see me after, you know, I've removed my makeup and my jewelry and stuff, so hi. And I've done some weird stuff to my hair which you won't get to see because that was in the other video, but uh, I'm gonna do some more weird things because I'm deciding to go with a different, you know, vibe entirely. This one's gonna be about knitting this hat. So, um, let's start with the first one. So when you get ready to knit, they usually tell you you have to swatch stuff which is more important when you're making a garment, like, you know, sweater, or something to wear, like, a skirt I guess. There are a lot of garments you can make. I haven't made them 'cause I stick with hats and scarves, 'cause they're small projects. And get done quickly and I'm satisfied with that. So uh, anyway, there was this hat pattern at, um -- I'm sleeping, don't mind me -- um, there was this hat pattern at Knitty's. com that I decided I wanted to try and so I didn't have the appropriate needle size so I figured well, I'll just go up one, it shouldn't be a big deal because I knit pretty tight most of the time anyway, which some of you who have gotten hats can probably attest to, right? Uh, anyway, so I went up in needle size, and -- and I didn't swatch, and I decided to make a large pattern version too and a hat that is supposed to pretty fitted for, you know, like, fitted around here, turned out like this. So, um, yeah, swatching, not always a bad thing, even for hats. And let's see, which one of these is the right one? Okay, so then there was this other one, this other pattern at Knitty's that I wanted to try 'cause it looked kinda cool, and it's also a hat, and uh, sometimes patterns are wrong. There was a misprint and there's a particular -- if you'll note, see these triangly sections here? Like, this one in the middle right here? That's -- that's a single patterny thing. I'm not sure how to describe it and a I'm doing a horrible job of it, but you repeat this a certain number of times in order to complete the hat. Well, the directions called for completing the first one and then doing it four more times. Well, when you do it four more times, this is what you get. And see, like this -- there's room in here, and technically that's supposed to be flipped up, so it looks like that but still -- see? Wide. So, I figured this out. I have been debating a weird point. My mom had wanted me to make a hat for her dad that was similar, only different colors and so they were trying to figure out like what the problem was. Like, did I need to go down a needle size? Had I knit too loosely, which is -- would be a new problem -- was a possibility, so I finally figured out that it was probably supposed to be a total repeat of four and not like, five, which is what that one was. So I tried it again and it's much better, and also appropriate. Ta da. But you know, apparently when it's looking too big on the needles that might be a good time to check for sure, which is kinda hard to tell 'cause that was straight knitting, like on straight needles, and then cleaning it up. I hate cleaning stuff up, by the way. But it's necessary for it to align. Also, side note. This is -- this is not gonna mean much probably to most of you if you don't knit, but um -- and now I'm trying to remember what this is called actually. Short rows, that's right. So these are achieved by very short rows. Well the first time I heard about short rows was in conjunction with um, it was like a lingerie pattern, and so it was making a bust line. Which is kinda like, you know, it was like three per cup more or less, but you know, for girls to go into. So the entire time I'm knitting, I feel like, you know, I'm in fifth grade because I snicker every so often thinking about the possibility that in reality -- cause when you around the needles, they kinda go out a little, like, kinda like -- oh, that's hard to tell. Anyway, kinda like that. I keep thinking of seeing the, you know, short rows being done and it's in order to create a cup to create for a bust and so -- so I'm totally immature. Snickering away while I'm knitting and you know, I'm sure if anyone was around, would've been looking at me peculiar -- oddly. Anyway, so that was my knitting gone wrong. I haven't actually done much knitting since then. I've got, like, a scarf on the needles right now. That's a secret thing that I need to get back to but it's so tedious 'cause it's, like, it's -- it's smaller than I'm used to. It's on size eight. Again, probably doesn't mean much to most of you and some of you are probably going nuts not because if you've seen some of the socks -- I've yet to make to make a sock and I'm going to stop talking about knitting now, because no one is interested. Instead, since I've had to move stuff to get the laptop set up where it was at on my bed, that means my sunglasses were there. So these are actually the ones I wear most of the time, not the blue ones in the previous, you know, video. And these actually -- 'cause look at the size of this piece, right? That's pretty big. It won't fit in my purse, without removing a lot of other stuff from it. If I wear these out, they usually wind up on my head, if I'm, like, you know, going in somewhere where I don't want to wear them, 'cause they're not really see through, they're kinda -- well, they're see through 'cause they're sunglasses, duh, but they're -- they're kinda dark, so um, wearing them into retail locations and such is not always a good idea. So they -- they usually live up here when they're not in my case, but um, I'm not sure how energy this is turning up to be. I must admit I'm a wee bit sleepy. Not really sleepy sleepy but I'm kinda -- I can be more up. And I had to have caffeine today to function. Speaking of which, you'll have likely read about the whole trip to Penney's yeah, already so -- I was told yesterday that I had to be ready to leave at one thirty, and we weren't going to be leaving 'til two, but I had to be out of the bathroom by one thirty, which usually takes me an hour to get all set and done in there, 'cause I'm a girl or something. I am a girl, I'm not something, I'm a girl, right. So anyway, I had -- I had been awoken or woken up at uh, about -- well, earlier this morning than I wanted to get up. I'm not going to tell you what time, 'cause it's pretty sad. Anyway, there was the industrial size riding lawnmower outside my window. There's a quiet thick expanse of grass out here, outside my window, and because it stretches on, for you know, quite you can tell with the slides here because I'm indicating my window so that you can see -- windows to my span, fun right? So there's a lot of grass out there. And uh, the mowing went on for forty five minutes before I could hear it, and I tried to go back to sleep and it didn't really work, until, like, you know, closer to the time where I needed to get up, which obviously, now that I've told you I had to be ready by one thirty, and it takes me an hour, you're guessing right, that I had to be up by at least twelve thirty to go in the shower, which I was up sooner than that because I had to get up, you know, and do some other stuff, but, anyway. So, I eventually fell back asleep and got about thirty minutes in, and woke up later than I had been planning, but it worked out more or less. Anyway, I had gotten sufficiently less sleep than I had planned on. I had gotten about an hour less than I had desired, so um, which when I'm sleeping about six hours anyway, I -- I need that, you know. Five -- five is kinda pushing it for functioning really well. Six, I can manage to swing, so I had gotten around five hours of sleep, and um, I didn't allot enough time to go pick up coffee, so I ended up with coffee from Dunkin' Donuts with two shots of espresso in it. At least they're doing espresso now, it helps save it some, but I'm admittedly a coffee snob and that was not my favoritest cup of coffee ever, so now I know. I allot extra time to go get coffee, 'cause I don't drink it often enough to have a supply at home, so I have to go procure it elsewhere. And I think I'm going to wrap this up now, 'cause this is getting longer than it needs to be and I'm not sure if I can, you know, assure quality control, so. Yeah, if you have a quest, leave them, I'll try to get to everything in the next one, 'cause I know I've missed some stuff from the previous one and back and forth. So, I love you all. |
VLOG350 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 3.9 | 5.4 | 3.7 | VLOG350 | 160.51 | 0.32966 | 1.183 | 0.39719 | 3.7071 | 0.28464 | 0.75326 | 0.16644 | 0.018376 | 0.37757 | 6.6944 | 2.7172 | 0.028591 | 0.93028 | 0.000083 | 0.00968 | 0.26996 | 2.0184 | 0.67298 | 0.040428 | 0.33342 | 4.406112 | 0 | 164 | 161 | 350 | Hello, boys and girls and children of all ages. I think I did that wrong. Anyway to the point of the video, before I get this whole thing started explaining everything song so forth like I said on my last video, no matter, video before last. I just really want to say one thing. I should really start living up to what I say and not just what I do, no way. What I said in a few videos, don't care about your appearance, don't try to worry too much, I should try to live up to that. So, I'm going to let you all see my curly hair as it is normal, because I figure I might as well before I have it all cut off. I'll get to that here in a minute. So anyway, like I said in my sick blog, I have a few things to say. One, I was sick, so I can't -- I really could not, could not get up and do a blog like I would like to. Second, I have a plan. I'm going to grow my beard out for the New Year. I'm going to let it grow out every day; I should have recorded it yesterday, but I was, buh. So, I'm going to let it grow out now. It's growing out as of now, you can't tell because it takes time and anyways it will take -- point is I'm letting this grow out. I'm going to grow a full grown beard, so on, so long, so forth, weh. I'm messing up because I'm still out of it. Maybe it's the medication that's doing this to me. I had an idea pop in my head, yesterday, ow that hurts. I had an idea pop into my head yesterday, about what I can do to kind of help out with some new YouTubers who are just getting started. Like, um, I forgot his name -- Three sixteen Maloonics . I believe that's your all's name. I don't know how many owns this account, but I believe they're a partner, I can't tell. You said, you wanted me to give you a shout out, um, the thing is I don't give shout outs to many people, um, depending on who they are and if I know them since I've come here to YouTube. I know quite a few people since I've been here on YouTube, so they des -- ser -- ah --deserve a few shout outs, which I'm going to start doing here soon. See, this account was a XXXX account a while back, so I have a lot of people who enjoy XXXX on this account. So I'll give them a few shout outs to YouTube users who are below my subscription. Not below, I'm sorry, I'm off of it a bit today, who have less subscribers than me. I'm going to give them shout outs, because I believe they deserve it, well the ones I have subscribed to. So I'll start doing that I believe on every Friday, I'll just look around and take ten new videos, take about fifteen minutes of my time if it lasts that long every video, and I will probably, depending on those videos, I will give them a shout out. But now, I'm not giving shout outs to anyone who has over my sus -- over more subscribers than me, because they are already known apparently. Unless of course they have friend bops or add bops or just make bank accounts and just add themselves. I don't know how it goes. I'm not used to this whole cheating or hacking thing. I am used to purple combs, though. I go through these, what a month. I believe I said that I do one video, that's probably it. I'm going to start doing that and plus, as you can tell, it's -- I'm already looking rather odd with this. Well, technically I don't look odd as of yet, because if you all remember I had a goatee a while back and that goatee was annoying, and that goatee went away as soon as I had my hair kept. Along with this beard, I'll have a better haircut I hope and I hope I'll be able to straighten it. See, I don't like my hair curly for some reason. I can't stand it. It's something wrong with me. I have something mentally wrong with me, I'm trying to think what, gerbert, gerbert, gerbert, gerbert, but it doesn't come to mind and I can't think of the word I'm looking for, moron, moron, moron, moron, but that, I think, that's probably it and, um, I'm hoping I can start doing more interesting things that, um, would not be, um, boring, I guess, so some of you all, and I hope to get noticed more, um, what I'm trying to do is think of a video that people may like and they may watch and so forth and therefore it will get views and therefore I will get ratings and therefore I will be a idiot, but either way I'm trying to get out there, I'm at least trying in my own sense and my own style, apparently. I can't seem to get the hang of it yet, so either way, uh, this has been Blazy Alex video of the day, a blog day, a real video for once, not the just stand still image. Sorry about that again, I can't apologize enough. And, um, before I go I'm just happy that a few of my subscribers know about my, um, let's not -- my play view channel now, Blaze Outs, The Gamer, apparently they may not know or probably wouldn't want to know until I make a video called XXXX and they kind of say, hey he's doing let's play not let's placelace screws. Let's place our, uh, -- that's enough of that. I'm going to go ahead and close this video out with a have fun with it. |
VLOG351 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 4.4 | VLOG351 | 297.63 | 0.4739 | 0.76178 | 0.32274 | 3.6441 | 0.29772 | 0.56281 | 0.15616 | 0.01226 | 0.49319 | 1.9335 | 1.4344 | 0.000457 | 1.6939 | 0.000005 | 0.000285 | 0.30943 | 6.746 | 0.89875 | 0.034094 | 0.13323 | 7.263675 | 0.241071 | 132 | 130 | 351 | Ooh -- Fire, so burn and feed it. No, that's -- that was like the only good thing I did throughout the whole game. Another sexist stereotype: only gay guys can be cheerleaders. Hey. Okay, so I'm going to get straight to the point 'cause um, I don't have time to do my usual intro -- whatever. Ha ha. Rup, rup, rup, rup. It's long -- So, now what I was going to say? Right, so the difference between guys and girls. What can girls do that guys can't do and what can guys do that girls can't do? If that makes sense. So first off, sexual jokes. When a guy says a sexual joke, it's gross, but hilarious, right? Because that's how guys are. They're gross and hilarious, but when a girl says a sexual joke, it's just gross. And depending on how vulgar the sexual joke is, it can even make her look like a slut. And it sucks, too, because I know a lot of hilarious sexual jokes, but, you know, I'm just not in the mood to be a ho bag right now. Another thing um, guys have it easy when they need to go to the bathroom. And you know what I'm talking about. Okay, so one time my cousin went on a field trip and it was a long bus ride. There was no bathroom on the bus and the bus driver didn't want to make a quick stop. And his friend who's a guy had to piss so bad. He had to piss so bad that his bladder had gas. No, his bladder didn't really have gas. Just a metaphor I made up to show you how bad he needed to piss. All right, so he needed to pee so bad and lucky for him, he had an empty water bottle with him. Yeah, this is a little weird and awkward, I guess, buy hey! He did it, you know? Uh, a girl can't do that. Basically, guys can just pee anywhere. They can pee in the bushes, the trees, pinecones, whatever, you know? I mean, I guess girls can do that too, but we don't really like squatting in public. Maybe for yoga, but not -- huh uh, no. And then, toilet paper. You expect us to use a leaf? No, okay? There could be ladybugs one that thing. You know, roly polies, or whatever? That's -- that's yucky. What can girls do that guys can't do? Um, we can give birth and go through menustration -- woo hoo! Okay, so I'm not going too in depth about menustration because I know a lot of guys feel uncomfortable talking about or even hearing the word menustration -- menustration -- menustration. But you know what? Suck it up, buttercup. The words men and straight are in menustration for a reason because you straight men need to suck it up, too. And that's what she said. And uh, guys can't give birth either. Aw, shucks. Yeah, guys are never going to know what it feels like to give birth unless they have fallopian tubes or something. Okay, last thing. Uh, sex and stereotypes. That stereotype that girls suck at sports or girls can't play football -- See, short guys can be cheerleaders, too. All right, well I gotta go 'cause it's spring break and I'm supposed to go to a barbecue. I can't leave, though, until I finish my laundry and I have freaking like three baskets of laundry that I need to do and fix my bed and everything and -- I'm procrastinating. I'll right, so I guess I'll TTYL. |
VLOG352 | 4.9 | 5.2 | 5 | 5.4 | 5.3 | VLOG352 | 255.17 | 0.58745 | 1.0001 | 0.34621 | 3.9547 | 0.23591 | 0.58788 | 0.19792 | 0.029496 | 0.86014 | 9.2759 | 3.2864 | 0.005486 | 1.851 | 0.000009 | 0.003732 | 0.21867 | 1.786 | 0.71459 | 0.045913 | 0.40011 | 6.363725 | 0.061178 | 120 | 166 | 352 | Hi, guys. Er, XXXX here. Er, just a quick announcement to make. XXXX, er, we are making a music video, and the video will, of course, contain a song. The song is going to be based on bikes, bloggers, what we do, who we are, and why we're here and also based around the forums and our viewers. The song will be in regular format, such as intro, verse, chorus, verse, break, chorus, outro . So, regular song style; around three minute mark, maybe a bit bigger, maybe a bit shorter, that's up to you. And the reason it's up to you is, here's the catch, we need your help. If you're watching this video and you have a basic knowledge of making music, we need you to produce a track. That means in the basic format, so that we can have intro, verse, chorus, verse, break, chorus, outro. We might change the style up a little bit, but the same principle. I'll produce the final em, track, with the vocals, et cetera, and it's up to you to produce the actual music we use. We might not necessarily use your track, if you post it, but it will be very helpful and we would appreciate your efforts in joining in with the community. This is a community effort and hopefully it will work out well. The song will be actually titled XXXX. That best describes what the song is about, motovlos, and of course, it all takes on XXXX. If you click the link in the description, whatever side that's on, or down there if you're watching in widescreen, or if you're watching in full screen, get out of full screen and then look at the description box. There will be a link to the forum topic, explaining. So, if you go there, read it, make a beat, upload it with mp three format, we'll listen to it, if it's good, um, or we're going to use it we'll message you and let you know. We'll also be taking, um, people's videos to use in the actual final music video. The video will be available on my channel, on XXXX, probably, on other bloggers' channels maybe, and it will be available as a three, as a three? As a free mp three download. Er, support the community and get active. This should be fun. Click the link, guys. |
VLOG353 | 6.4 | 4.3 | 2.9 | 4.6 | 3.9 | VLOG353 | 316.16 | 0.24071 | 1.8399 | 0.41987 | 3.7956 | 0.24888 | 0.80783 | 0.1113 | 0.034775 | 0.47959 | 11.205 | 5.7048 | 0.01274 | 0.72365 | -0 | 0.004604 | 0.18304 | 2.0065 | 0.73593 | 0.054368 | 0.36676 | 5.081918 | 0.097561 | 114 | 150 | 353 | Happy birthday to you. We didn't have any candles. Holy crap, you're going to be twenty tomorrow. In fact, maybe by the time you watch this video, you're already twenty. That's so weird. I don't know, maybe it's because I've known you since we were like nine, but I mean you being twenty is like seriously strange. Happy birthday XXXX, I hope it's the best one ever. I love you -- sweaters in August, ghetto fabulous fake birthday candles and rainbow sprinkled cupcakes. So, um, regarding less awesome matters, I've been a lazy bum the past couple of weeks while you've been gone. Basically, I haven't been making videos for like a week -- at least a week, I missed a week of videos and that's bad and that means punishments until I'm ninety, but I have an idea. If you can make me some kind of a punishment countdown video or something that had -- um, did you all catch that the random jazz hands? Well, yeah, if you could make me some sort of a, like a punishment countdown video detailing all my punishments, that would be so great, because I am so not organized and, and I will forget. Um, so I need you to remind me what they are. Um, and, and also detail my new ones and then that will catch all the viewers up to date and then they will know what we're talking about when we say punishment. And it will be awesome. I'm looking forward to your videos starting again. I've seriously missed you the past couple of weeks and you've probably missed me too because I've been a lazy bum and haven't been updating. Oh, you guys, when XXXX gets back I'm in so in trouble, aaaaahh. All right XXXX, I guess that's it for this edition of sisterhood 2. 0 and I'm so excited 'cause I'll actually see you tomorrow! Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday other half of -- two point zero. Happy birthday to you. Thank you, I think I forget something. |
VLOG355 | 4.1 | 4.5 | 5.8 | 4.8 | 4.6 | VLOG355 | 216.21 | 0.31011 | 1.5181 | 0.45852 | 3.8395 | 0.23369 | 0.73467 | 0.17515 | 0.026115 | 0.43512 | 8.0087 | 2.3868 | 0.001088 | 1.2366 | -0.000004 | 0.00057 | 0.18762 | 2.1615 | 0.75674 | 0.05534 | 0.35009 | 2.930223 | 0 | 128 | 185 | 355 | Hi, XXXX. So you posed the question of which is worse, chickens that need chicken TV just to keep themselves from killing each other and hurting themselves or no chickens at all? Because if we stopped eating chicken that are raised in factory farms, they would probably go extinct because there are no more uh, chickens that were, you know, able to live in the wild. I think, as a vegetarian for the last year and a half, and as an animal rights person, that while it's a terrible option, chickens going extinct is probably better for the chickens. Because a life lived in captivity and in those horrible conditions is no better than having no life at all and as one of the commenters on your video said, a life that doesn't exist can't suffer. So as terrible as it sounds to say that I would prefer there be no chickens in the world because chickens are kind of cool. Um, it would be better for the chickens because they would not be suffering in the way that we make them suffer. I think that it's great that is person has found a way to lessen to the suffering of chickens in factory farms, because they really do suffer horrible, horrible tragedies like getting their beaks cut, and you know, being stuffed in cages where they can't even move. And they peck at themselves and each other and there's so much disease and disgusting things going on there. But I think the bigger issue is that we put these chickens in those deplorable conditions and we put lots of other animals like pigs, and cows, and sheep, and everything else that we eat just for ourselves in these terrible conditions just so we can feed ourselves in these vastly growing numbers. And I think we should try to find alternatives to that. So yes, in response to your -- your question, I do believe that it would be better for the chickens just to live out their lives without suffering and possibly go extinct. Because I think that people need to understand the consequences of what we do to the animals in our environment and to our environment itself. Because as my adorable little sticker says, they are not nuggets. |
VLOG357 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 3.8 | VLOG357 | 251.86 | 0.26357 | 1.4635 | 0.53633 | 3.9647 | 0.34312 | 0.65958 | 0.20079 | 0.039668 | 1.1188 | 13.473 | 8.0272 | 0.020606 | 0.88023 | -0.000065 | 0.008418 | 0.39136 | 3.125 | 0.71363 | 0.032 | 0.22836 | 7.006056 | 0.121508 | 153 | 169 | 357 | Hi. Um, I guess it's been a while, about a month or so since I made my last video, but I've done a lot of exciting things and I'm going to tell you what they are. I wrote a twelve page paper on bullying. I went to Niagara Falls, I saw a play in Niagara Falls. I went to a bird aviary. I went to Chicago. I loved Chicago. I learned about gangsters -- gangsters. I bought these pink sunglasses, went to Navy Pier. I went and saw a Stratford festival play. I performed in two plays in school. I graduated high school. Got a year book. I went to a formal. I went to the hospital like a million times for a rare disease called gall bladder disease. I got diagnosed with gall bladder disease. I have grown blue stones in my stomach. I need to get them surgically removed in the next two months. Yeah. I went and I bought lots of books. Let me just grab them. Lots of books, but I think that the most exciting thing that I've done is buy bulk fortune cookies. So I decided that today, just for you lucky viewer, that I'm going to open a fortune cookie in your honor and it will be your fortune for the rest of your life. XXXX. So your fortune is, ooh, you will be successful in your work. Good work. You're going to be successful. Congratulations. I really wanted to make this video not shitty because I've been gone for so long but yeah, if I ever disappear for like copious amounts of time again, I have a twitter that I update all the time and I have a daily boost that I update sometimes. I have a blog that I rarely update lately. I'm going to try and update it more, now that I'm basically done school. I'll just take a gander Neil's iPod. Let's see if I can find something good to listen to. |
VLOG358 | 5.1 | 5.3 | 4.9 | 4.3 | 4.8 | VLOG358 | 256.96 | 0.25102 | 1.5416 | 0.49867 | 3.7627 | 0.28557 | 0.76766 | 0.16436 | 0.029501 | 0.4625 | 7.6545 | 3.7056 | 0.00912 | 2.0697 | 0.000015 | 0.007919 | 0.22947 | 1.4566 | 0.63137 | 0.050697 | 0.43345 | 5.6869 | 0.07434 | 136 | 150 | 358 | Hey. I literally just hung up the phone on my interview for Spring twenty ten and I don't know what to think. Um, normally I really love interviewing. Not love it but I don't mind that part of the process. But phone interviewing where you can't see the other person's face is odd. It was a weird experience for me. So she called like three minutes late. I was like sitting on my bed just like staring at my phone from like three twenty exactly, um, because my interview was at three thirty. It lasted exactly half an hour. It would have been shorter and because I almost did not get invited to audition, which I would have cried. We went over my application, we talked about some general -- why do you want to work for Disney? She said I sounded like I had been a couple of times and what my favorite park was. If she had to talk more about my favorites, I'd be like, well I love Magic Kingdom but Illuminations is my favorite nighttime spectacular and my favorite ride is Splash Mountain. But in Epcot it -- I don't even know what my favorite in Epcot is. Illumination, um, that's not a ride. Um, and my favorite MGM Hollywood Studios ride is Tower of Terror and in Evil Kingdom, I love Expedition Everest and Kilimanjaro Safari. Then we would have talked for like two hours, so probably for the best though and we talked -- she was like, what's your favorite resort? I was like Pioneering because like my dad likes the art club and he is the one paying. She's like, I see you’ve retail experience, would you like to add quick food service, beverage and merchandise? I was like; I felt bad declining to do either. So I was like, I guess merchandise would be okay. She asked me what my role was -- she didn’t ask me my top three. She asked me what I thought I was most qualified for and so I was like, attractions and concierge? Because I -- compared to the other applicants I don't have the super extensive dance and theatre background. I have passion and a bit of a dream. I know a lot of people have their dreams but I just -- it just didn’t jump to me, as I am qualified to do this. I think I am qualified but it was kind of an awkwardly worded question for me. I think I qualify for face. I don't think I qualify face, I'm sorry. Hi poppy. Okay, no that was -- scratch that. So I said attractions, because I love public speaking and concierge because I love guest service and I have a pretty extensive knowledge of Walt Disney World. So we talked about merchandise. She asked one question about that. She asked a couple about attractions and how comfortable I am on spieling, which I am very comfortable, as you can tell. We talked about concierge quite a bit, which was really to me because like I said, that's one of my top choices. I was pleasantly surprised about how much we spoke about the concierge seeing that I'm not a hospitality user. Um, then she was like, do you have any questions for me? I was like, can I go . She was like, oh you have to be invited to get the [] and I was like, oh, I can totally do this and -- great, I was freaking out that I would not get invited to the utter shine. She was like, just know it's very competitive. I was like, I know I know. I was like, but I was Clifford in Barnes and Noble once and I am getting involved in theatre and please please please invite me. So I guess that worked. I didn’t get to wish her a magical day. I kind of wish I had, um, but on to the audition which I need to rock. I don't know guys. I am sorry this blog is so long, I'm just -- my heart is still racing. I'm -- oh wow. I am hoping for concierge or attractions and I am getting really pumped about spring twenty ten. I'm going to be bummed if it doesn’t work out. Bye guys. I'm going to Euro Disney Company, I'm excited. But it's pouring rain again. My hair does not like this weather at all. Hey, bye. Some imagination huh? |
VLOG359 | 2.7 | 5.7 | 5.4 | 6.1 | 4.3 | VLOG359 | 149.33 | 0.56476 | 0.84464 | 0.29957 | 3.6851 | 0.37868 | 0.71703 | 0.20644 | 0.015049 | 0.57485 | 3.7787 | 2.6593 | 0.001185 | 1.1392 | -0.000005 | 0.000412 | 0.23769 | 1.2749 | 0.59509 | 0.049753 | 0.46679 | 3.361122 | 0.04918 | 130 | 88 | 359 | Hello. So, um, I have some news to tell you about today. Um, it's a project my friend Sophie and I are currently undertaking. Um, it was her idea; she wanted to raise money for St. John's Ward in Our Lady's Children's Hospital in Crumlin, Dublin. Um, it's the oncology ward; um, cancer ward, if you don't know. So, um, I pulled this suggestion after she had a couple of ideas as well, which I think are probably still gonna move ahead. But, um, this is the one that I think requires the most organization. So, um, public for poems. We're putting together a book of poetry called, well provisional title, eh, XXXX. Um, we have a set number of themes. We have poems for children, um, poems for children, love poems, poems about friendship. Uh, sad poems, uh, well you know sad -- eh, and seasonal poems. So obviously spring, summer, autumn, winter. Poems that are related to them or -- um, we have a designer/person who's going to organize the layout of the book, um, and make it nice and pretty and that is my cousin, the lovely XXXX. Uh, she volunteered her services, didn't have to ask her. It's great, isn't it. Um, deadline for poems is December fifteenth. We're hoping to get a release in February. We're going to be posting through lulu. com; self publishing site. Um, but there will be orders available. If you know me personally, as in, you know, face to face, you're able to talk to me; um, I will be doing bulk orders that way. Um, because it'll save you money on postage and packing, we'll just have to charge you the cost of the book. Um, so yeah, that -- there'll be a link to the blog, which -- tonight is Tuesday the seventeenth. I'll be setting that up tonight, um, and so it will be going up on Wednesday the eighteenth. Um, there will also be a link to the Facebook page that, em, uh, Sophie set up. It's under Our Lady's Hospital Crumlin fundraising page. Um, I think the blog should be about the poetry book, so there is a running order based on what's happening. And it may -- well, don't hold me to this, but it may be an annual thing. But, if not try to get your poem in, as soon as possible. Um, we will be going first come, first serve -- we'll be choosing this based on what poems we like best, or poems who can work best together. And, please specify what theme that you're submitting the poem to, so that it makes it easier for us to do our job, because we have -- how many themes? Eight themes and we're hoping to have, maybe eighty to a hundred poems, so you know please make our job a little easier by specifying what you're submitting the poem for. Um, there will be an email address, all sorts of stuff, on the blog post and on the Facebook page and I will add that to the sidebar whenever it is created. Okay, um, so best of luck writing your poems and please submit December fifteenth. Thank you, bye. |
VLOG360 | 5.4 | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.6 | 5.2 | VLOG360 | 260.69 | 0.2913 | 1.3758 | 0.44273 | 3.8673 | 0.27233 | 0.6923 | 0.18489 | 0.031225 | 0.65919 | 8.7441 | 5.6412 | 0.001515 | 2.741 | -0.000004 | 0.001087 | 0.2501 | 2.044 | 0.68152 | 0.04775 | 0.33342 | 7.290866 | 0.264657 | 128 | 139 | 360 | Hi, it's been a long time, yeah. Do you ever notice that I do that a lot? Yeah, um, I was going through my videos and I realized that I haven't done the kind of blog that I like doing since July. I haven't made one of those blogs where I just chit chat to you about everything that crosses my mind as it crosses my mind. I like doing that it just gets everything off the chest. So I decided okay, it might be time. And have you noticed anything? The camera angle is, like, different because my whole desk is in a different spot. I've got, like, a log here to smash my head on if ever the temptation over comes me or something, yeah no. Also I've got the fuzzy hair now. You see the story behind that is that I wanted a body perm so just to have a little bit of volume in the hair and it turned out something like this, you know, chka chka chk, a little too curly to my liking. It was accidental, but you live with it. Me -- I went and paid like money to have to flatten my hair every morning like people do that I never had to do, and I went and paid money to have to dry my hair for like a half hour before it's nearly completely dry, which I never had to do. It -- it -- it will go back to normal eventually. Hopefully, I think. Also I've changed jobs since the last time. I think I may have mentioned that before, but I don't know so I'm just going to repeat myself up. Naw, I must not have because I started like three weeks ago. I work in this little gift shop. It's in the middle of this mall in my small town and I have never realized how many weird people live in my town. Its ridiculous -- yeah I'll just hang out at the mall -- you just see the weirdest freaking people pass by. You're just like, whoa, where the hell did that person come from? What were they doing? I really want to shirt, the one that says, I thought we were dancing, my bad, that would be like awesome dude, just fits my personality so much. That would be awesome. I've been watching an insane amount of movies lately. Hah, oh, do you remember about this time last year I made a video about turning twenty and I was like super panicked -- for all you old subscribers there-- I was like super panicked about being twenty, I was like good lord I'm going to be twenty, yeah I'm turning twenty one soon. Twenty didn't turn out so bad, I mean I still have a few days to go. Actually I've got a little while to go still, about a month or so, a bit more than a month. But hey, this far into the twentieth year was quite good. Maybe it all will go all down hill from here but so far it went good. Year of change, year of change. So yeah, tons of good stuff going on, good job, good stuff, uh, uh, the other job, good stuff also, not being at the old job, freaking good stuff and maybe getting this internship, most likely, probably. I am really trying like to tone it down so that I'm not super disappointed if I don't get what I want, you know. I'm pretty sure I'm getting it though, so that like freaking awesome and I hope a nice visit for my birthday which is happening soon, get like, friend visiting from Europe for two weeks and then, and then -- oh yeah, things are going good. And I'm hopefully going to be making more of these because um, I miss it. I don't know about you guys but I miss it. When you guys play you're like, fuck, more of this stuff going on and I will be like, ha, ha, ha ha, more of this stuff going on. Yeah, okay, I think I've -- I think -- I think that's enough. I shall see you again in July. No, hopefully we'll see you before July -- yeah, before July. |
VLOG361 | 4.1 | 3 | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.5 | VLOG361 | 156.22 | 0.48979 | 0.9627 | 0.34732 | 3.8331 | 0.28083 | 0.69773 | 0.20391 | 0.015359 | 0.37833 | 4.7269 | 2.177 | 0.010552 | 1.0182 | 0.000217 | 0.003911 | 0.18648 | 1.3344 | 0.55615 | 0.054197 | 0.41678 | 4.505149 | 0.012371 | 128 | 180 | 361 | Hey there YouTube. I've just -- I've had a very rocky week -- rocky week, sorry, even I can't talk but, um, I just want to turn this video on because I want to alert the new AT&T and iPhone customers -- customers out there, about losing your iPhone. One, I don't recommend it. Two, I don't recommend it. Three, I don't recommend it. Why? Because you'll be charged up your ass and this is only for like the first year and a half customers here, before you get the upgrade so you can get this phone for a cheaper if you get another one on -- on your same account. So let's just -- let's just take a little story that happened to me this week. You all know I went to and somehow the planes just love my iPods and my iPhones because each time I leave there I don't come back with them. So they just -- so they just take it away from me. So, when I got back to my house I -- I was you know, looking over my stuff and seeing what was here and what wasn't and what I had to throw away. And I basically noticed I didn't have my iPhone with me. So I thought maybe I left it in my friend's car. So I call him. He looks -- not there. Now I panic. Um, and that's when I could not find it and that's when I realized that it was gone. I did ask my friend to take another good look at it, but it's not happening. So here I was, now without a phone, again. This is not the first time something bad happened to my iPhone, by the way, never jump into a pool with one. Um, so I'm with another iPhone, so all right, we'll wait until, you know, around Wednesday to get the new phone. So I go to the apple store on Wednesday and since there is no insurance on the iPhone, or at least the three G S model. Um, you can -- you're pretty much going to be paying out of your -- out of your pocket to get this new iPhone. So here it is, new iPhone with a new case, in case, I'll review it sometime. Um, I'm sure you've heard of all the in cases now. But, um, we go in there and they tell me to do that, uh, early, um, step and all that extra stuff that you do before you get a -- before you get a, um, new phone. So I do that and then I look at the prices. four hundred, five hundred, four ninety nine, five ninety nine, six ninety nine. So the UGS model, of course which is the most expensive, the one that has the thirty two gigabytes. Six ninety nine. Do you understand the numbers? Six hundred and ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents for a new iPhone. If you happen to have the same plan and buy a new iPhone. What the fuck? What the fuck? So, um, yeah. So that's when I -- me and my Mom took it through a shit store and, um, we went out of the store. We were looking for the HGV store and near the same area and they told us, yeah, that's -- that's the way it is and you almost just lost a customer. Um, now I do cancel my -- that's when I cancelled my account so I can get the phone cheaper by going to my mom's account. Now normally I wouldn't do that but, you know, I needed a phone and I don't want to use what we call a dumb phone. A dumb phone is like a normal -- normal cell phone. So I -- I did everything I could to get a new iPhone which I did. And, um, it's very bittersweet. So my story here and I'm -- I'm not blaming Apple or AT and T. Um, I was at first because, you know, I was so mad about the price and me losing my phone and it was just a mess. But I'm not blaming AT&T and Apple. They're gonna run out of business. But still, to jack up the prices to six ninety nine on the same account. Are you kidding me? And then offer an upgrade about a year and half later? That's a little shitty but, um, but it's not something I don't expect from Apple. I mean, I love Apple and everything but, you know, they have their bad things, you know. But I -- so this is just a quick video to tell you to watch out for your iPhone, 'cause you don't want to lose this in your first year on a contract with them. To break it and maybe go on someone else's plan and get a new phone, you don't want that. So I advise not to go on another person's plan unless it's a family member. That is the only time I will -- I could say, oh yeah. 'cause I did it. I'm not going to blame you if you don't do it and now. So -- so that's my story. Um, I did just get ODST. Um, I'm friends with the campaign first and I'll accept more invites for friends 'cause I do want to try out fire fighting. So -- so, yeah, that's my story guys. Um, work starts next week so videos will probably become a little bit more scarce. Now I'll try to do a video once in a while. I guess it will work out when I'm not at work. So I got the life thing and a new car which I'm gonna show and I want to post a new video for you guys. I just got a new car. It's a Mitsubishi Lancer GTS two thousand and eight, so it's a very nice car. So um, just, uh, just be weary of losing your iPhone and, you know, all that stuff that happens when, you know, you lose a phone. I mean, losing a phone is tough but, um, but, you know, I mean, lose an i -- like an iPhone type of phone, it's gonna be even tougher. And AT and T and Apple don't make it any easier on your first year. Customer loyalty, yeah. Right now, I'm running out of stuff so I'm just cutting this video now, um, so yeah, , subscribe guys. Um and I'll talk to you soon. Take it easy. |
VLOG363 | 6.3 | 5.1 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 5.5 | VLOG363 | 219.43 | 0.20368 | 1.3485 | 0.42283 | 3.8025 | 0.31371 | 0.7395 | 0.16017 | 0.025399 | 0.3895 | 6.9892 | 3.3598 | 0.000878 | 1.7075 | 0.000007 | 0.000464 | 0.21683 | 1.4738 | 0.63816 | 0.048434 | 0.43299 | 6.74184 | 0.129319 | 119 | 155 | 363 | When I was thirteen years old, I compiled a list of one thousand and sixty three to do when you are bored. This notebook holds that list. And obviously, by watching this video, you're guaranteeing yourself a life of no boredom, ever, forever. Number one, draw a picture of the stupidest thing in the room you're in. Number two, find a cookbook and make the strangest flipping recipe in it. Number three, call your grandma. Number four, go outside and lie in the grass. Number five, name your future kids. Number six, challenge your brother, mom, grandma, or whoever's around to a game of Monopoly or a relay race. Seven, read this entire list. Eight, read this entire list again. Nine, keep reading this list until you're so bored that you stopped doing numbers seven through nine on this list. Number ten, take out some pots and pans, big spoons and bowls and bang on them. Number eleven, blow bubbles. Number twelve, call someone you haven't talked to in a very long time. So, I'm getting bored reading this list, so I'm gonna skip to um, some numbers and interests such as number forty seven, which is look up the word dictionary in the dictionary to see if it's there. And the best part of number forty seven is that there's a little star that I put there and then if you follow the star to the bottom of the page, it says just in case you were dying to know, it is. Five hundred and forty five, go on a quest to obtain Santa Claus' autograph. So, five hundred and forty seven is laugh when your dad seriously believes he strongly resembles George Washington. I have no recollection of my dad ever believing he seriously resembled, um, George Washington, or strongly resembled George Washington, or in any way resembled George Washington. Yeah, so I don't know where I got that from, but you guys, if you wanna laugh when your dad believes he looks like George Washington, go for it. Five hundred and fifty eight, count your parents' gray hairs. This could take a while. Six hundred and seventy nine, make a sculpture of your crush out of play dough. Seven hundred and twenty six, snort. Seven hundred and thirty six, open and close drawers, randomly. So number seven hundred and fifty four is go trick or treating if it's not Halloween, and, uh, it's obviously written in somebody else's handwriting, which I think is funny. Obviously, seven hundred and fifty four was not original. Seven hundred and seventy seven, do everything on this list. Uh, number eight hundred and twenty is write a book about Scrabble, which is very random, and strange because I'm very obsessed with Scrabble, as of now. I don't remember every really liking Scrabble when I was thirteen. So eight hundred and sixty three is make a tossed salad and 864 is toss a tossed salad somewhere. Pretty brilliant, nine hundred and seven, say random words in a random order in a way that people think you are saying something really philosophical. And then I wrote, or whatever that word is. But you were really just saying random words in a random order. Number nine hundred and seventeen, glue two paper plates together, tell people it is a spaceship and count the weird looks. Take pictures of the people that believe you, 'cause that is kinda weird, cool, or sad. I can't decide. Nine hundred and forty one, tape your face, and I put a little star after face, and if you follow the star down, it says okay, not your face literally, but a picture or something. Anyway, tape your face on a one dollar bill, because you rule. Nine hundred and seventy eight, make a happy list. Type up a bunch of stuff that makes you happy, give it a pretty border. Print it out and put it somewhere where you will see it a lot, and remember, don't worry, be happy. One thousand and sixteen, go to an art gallery and tell people that you appreciate good art, they probably won't care, but it is something to do. One thousand twenty six, walk around your block wearing something kinda weird, like a bathing suit, boots, and a bathrobe, see if anyone notices. |
VLOG364 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 3.8 | VLOG364 | 165.77 | 0.70855 | 0.85598 | 0.35837 | 3.6293 | 0.29088 | 0.6952 | 0.20152 | 0.01749 | 0.77544 | 4.7287 | 3.0032 | 0.011929 | 1.6054 | -0.000032 | 0.006768 | 0.54997 | 2.1744 | 0.72499 | 0.02465 | 0.33342 | 6.48582 | 0.129032 | 148 | 185 | 364 | What's up, internet? XXXX here. So, many of you will have switched to summer time last night, and if you're anything like me, then you'll always spend a little moment thinking, ooh, do I change the clock from two to three, or back from three to two? And there's an interesting little phrase to help you remember that and that's in spring, spring forward and in fall, fall back. And that always helps to remember, you know, when you lose an hour, and when you gain an hour. Although, I still haven't really figured out the use of summertime, whatever, and such a little trick is called a mnemonic, or however you pronounce it. M and an N in a row, I don't know who thought of that. There are actually a number of these tricks, floating around, you know, helping you remember stuff. And I find them very useful because I am lazy that way. For example, one of those tricks is, you know, when you screw in, a screw, um, which way do you turn? And, uh, there's a trick, lefty loosey, righty tighty. So, if you look at the top of a screwdriver, turning it to the right will tighten the screw, and turning it to the left will loosen the screw. That's pretty practical. If you're ever in a ship or a boat, you'll know that there's no left and right, there's always portside and starboard side, right? But which one is which? Here's another interesting mnemonic phrase to help you out with. Port is always left at sea, but never at dinner. You know, pertaining to port wine. So, if you're facing the front of the boat, port is left side, starboard is the right side. Here's another one that I like. When you set up a chess board, right, do you set it up this way, or that way? And, you actually set it up this way, why? Because, white is right. Got it? There also used to be this nice phrase to help you remember, you know, the planets in the solar system, as seen from the sun, and that used to be, My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas. You know, with each first letter of a word, pertaining to the first letter of a planet, you know, Mercury, Venus, Earth, and so on, and so forth. Of course, back when I was in school, Pluto was still a planet, and -- I am really starting to show my age there. You know, when I was your age sonny, the solar system actually had one more planet than it does now? Well anyway, so, I don't know if there is a new mnemonic phrase for that. Maybe, like, My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nothing. I don't know. Um, yeah, but, you know, things like that happen and help in real life. You know, I'm not even going to go into all the details of my private phrases, like, you know, stalactites, whatever, but if you have any mnemonic phrases that you'd like to share with the rest of us, please do. Thanks a lot. Bye bye. |
VLOG365 | 5.5 | 5 | 4.8 | 5.5 | 5 | VLOG365 | 259.03 | 0.29931 | 1.5844 | 0.47425 | 3.61 | 0.31946 | 0.82264 | 0.13176 | 0.028498 | 0.44353 | 7.1912 | 2.7282 | 0.014903 | 0.74239 | -0.000232 | 0.005482 | 0.18915 | 2.9035 | 0.72278 | 0.053637 | 0.24894 | 6.941365 | 0.291196 | 121 | 146 | 365 | Hey, it's Friday! And as you can see behind me, it is definitely winter. It's so cold, but considering the theme, I felt it was appropriate to tape outside. I wouldn't exactly call myself team winter, because I can't really pick a favorite season, but I do like winter and I'm glad it's not like this year round, but I have fun when it comes, you know, just for a few months and stuff. Because, you know, it's kinda fun, even though it's freezing. And also, I'm a pretty big fan of Christmas music and Christmas in general and ice skating and Christmas movies and Christmas. And it's also fun to go sledding with my friends and I can't think of a better way to spend an evening than reading by a fireplace when you can see, like, snow outside and it's just, like, super toasty in the house, but it's like, mmm, the best. Oh, and hot chocolate. Hot chocolate, hot chocolate. I'm not really sure what else to talk about when it comes to winter, but I thought maybe favorite Christmas movies might be a good topic of conversation. And I think you girls should answer this question too, in maybe your videos next week or something. Just tell us what some of your favorite Christmas movies are and commentors {sic}, you should leave me comments and tell me what some of your favorite Christmas movies are. Some of mine are -- oh hello, hee hee hee, my dad came outside because I'm taping this later in the day, after I got back from work instead of taping it in the morning, like I usually do. Oops. My favorite Christmas movies are: I really like While You Were Sleeping, I love It's a Wonderful Life, I really like The Muppet Christmas Carol, because it's awesome and it has awesome songs in it and I get them stuck in my head and it's fantastic. And A Christmas Story, and Elf, Elf -- so funny, best Christmas movie ever, except not really the best one ever, because I like a lot of Christmas movies, but it's one of my favorites. It's good. I really can't think of anything else to talk about and it is cold out here, so I think that I'm just going to make this video really short. So sorry if it's really, really short and Megan , I'll see you on Monday. Stay sweet. |
VLOG366 | 4 | 3.5 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4 | VLOG366 | 183.88 | 0.70619 | 0.73987 | 0.25082 | 4.086 | 0.20217 | 0.57149 | 0.17692 | 0.031062 | 1.1419 | 10.082 | 4.9637 | 0.002546 | 1.4386 | -0.000023 | 0.001445 | 0.34126 | 1.2246 | 0.5294 | 0.038191 | 0.4323 | 5.729034 | 0.105802 | 114 | 141 | 366 | I'm here to talk about a very special organization, called the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America. This is especially important to me for one important reason -- I have Ulcerative Colitis, and I'm gonna talk to you about it. This is me. This is XXXX of the XXXX. XXXX and I have one thing in common, we both have Ulcerative Colitis. Hank and I are completely different people. We live in different states, we're different ages, and we live completely different lives. But we do have one thing in common -- we both have Ulcerative colitis. I've had it since I was fourteen. Hank's had it since he was twenty three. Ulcerative Colitis is not a fun disease - there is very little you can do about it, except for medicate. Lots of medication. Pills, pills, pills, pills, tic taks. So the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America, or the CCFA, works to help aid research into finding a cure for Ulcerative colitis or Crohn's disease. As of right now the only real solution to Crohn's or Colitis is something called an ileectomy. An ileectomy's a procedure where they take out the diseased part of the colon. The only problem with that is it's not always successful. Don't get me wrong, it's not a bad procedure. I have a friend who had Crohn's disease, then he had an ileectomy, and now lives a completely normal life. In fact, he's getting married tonight. The problem is the people who it doesn't work for. Sometimes they never get back to normal and their bodies are completely different for the rest of their lives, and it's pretty bad. So let's get back on topic, the CCFA - I'm supporting it because it's important to me. This is a foundation that can make a massive difference for millions and millions of people around the world who have - live with daily pain from Ulcerative colitis and Crohn's disease, like Hank and I. Okay, now if you have no I - every year for the past three, thousands and thousands of people have been making Project for Awesome videos. A Project for Awesome video is a video where you choose a charity, and you make a video supporting it. Then you go and you find other Project for Awesome videos. You rate it, you comment it, and you favorite it until you - your fingers fall off. Hopefully by doing this we can trick YouTube's algorithm, so the main pages are just Project for Awesome videos. At the end of the Project for Awesome, the top promoted charities get tons and tons of money donated to them. So in the end, for one day YouTube's not about cats jumping in and out of boxes, or about Kanye being a jerk - it's about raising money for charity and making the world suck a little less. So rate, comment, and favorite this video and other Project for Awesome videos, and try to make a difference. By the way, Hank's on my wall. I have a complicated relationship with the distal portion of my large intestine, also known as the colon. I started feeling kinda shitty when I turned twenty three and then the pain got worse and worse every day, and the days turned into weeks. I finally went to see the doctor and I pooped into a cup, and then a few weeks after that he stuck this camera up my butt, and the camera was in a tube, and the tube it pumped out air, so that my colon would inflate and they could look around in there. When I woke up the doctor was looking at my chart. I called his attention to me with a fifteen minute fart, and he said "Son I hate to tell you, cause I know you're not gonna like this, but they got a name for what you have and it's called Ulcerative colitis. And in those seven syllables, there's a mess of shitty news -- it's likely that you've had your last healthy feeling poos. It's like road rash on your colon, you'll bleed -- it'll hurt, and no one knows what causes it and there is no cure. And yeah, your chances of cancer have gone up a bit, but colon cancer's curable if you keep your eye on it. But what's mostly what will piss you off is how much you're gonna pay -- I know you're not insured and you'll probably stay that way. See insurance companies hate to deal with sick folks like you. They don't like taking money from folks they might have to give it back to. And your pills are gonna cost you both your arms and at least one leg - I suggest you go to Canada, get on your knees, and beg. Because here the costs are as high as the market conveyer. Take a barrel and compare it with soiled underwear. I sat there on that bed and thought about how I used to like to pooh, I thought that maybe there was a mistake, how could this be true? I asked the doctor, pleading, begging if he was sure, and if he was, how could it be that there was no cure. The only cure we have, he said, is to take the whole thing out, and then to get your movements out we install a little spout. I told him that I'd rather take a thousand thousand dollar pills. He agreed and sent me home with similar sounding bills, and now really all I've learned, besides the importance of fiber, is the health care system's more screwed up than a fifty year old Fred subscriber. |
VLOG367 | 3.8 | 5.1 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.5 | VLOG367 | 234.4 | 0.23623 | 1.4553 | 0.40733 | 3.4495 | 0.35335 | 0.82394 | 0.12979 | 0.025692 | 0.35859 | 6.8085 | 2.9942 | 0.024935 | 0.99213 | -0.000061 | 0.011905 | 0.33802 | 2.1324 | 0.6399 | 0.036265 | 0.30008 | 6.678516 | 0.175726 | 125 | 179 | 367 | Hey guys. I could have been either one of those things for Halloween, but, um, Halloween's not really, like, a -- a really big thing in Belgium, so we didn't really celebrate it. Um, we had sort of a Halloween movie night and we wanted to watch horror movies. Ah, so Reese's girlfriend Vanessa; she came over and we watched, ah, Let the Right One In. And, we had this Halloween horror night but it was kind of a fail, 'cause well the movie is -- it's a really pretty movie. It's a Swedish movie but it wasn't, like, horrorish and I fell asleep. But yeah, we had a cool Halloween night. Um, so this is sort of a response to a Tyler Oakley, uh, clip, ah, that I saw, which I really loved. Ah, he asked for pictures or clips, uh, of your Halloween costumes. I don't really have, like, you know, those slutty costumes; I don't have those. But I have cool masks, right? Okay, so these could have been my Halloween costumes, but then, you know, nothing happened. Oh, also Tyler Oakley, um, in his clip; he talked about overalls and how he wanted to, like, be able to like wear them in public. He wanted them to become acceptable again and I totally support that. Because, I have two pairs of overalls and I never get to wear them, because I'm afraid people will laugh at me. But, I think they're really cool. Aren't they? Ain't nobody around. I'm just sittin' here by myself with next to nothing on my mind. Yeah. Ain't nobody around. I'm just sittin' here by myself with -- Anyway, um, that's the clip for today; overalls and Halloween. You know, it should -- should be good, right? So, I hope you like the clip. I hope you had a great weekend and I see y'all soon. Peace out. I just said y'all; does that make me, like, a bit of, like, hillbilly, like. Bye y'all. Ain't nobody around. |
VLOG368 | 3.7 | 4.1 | 3.6 | 2.6 | 4.4 | VLOG368 | 198.97 | 0.48967 | 0.76569 | 0.51753 | 3.5567 | 0.30483 | 0.49579 | 0.24162 | 0.016405 | 0.58059 | 3.5586 | 1.8979 | 0.009287 | 0.84268 | 0.000018 | 0.00406 | 0.39091 | 2.4596 | 0.73806 | 0.029274 | 0.30008 | 5.792381 | 0.04475 | 103 | 155 | 368 | Hi. Um, so I kind of have some bad news that our channel is going to be put on hiatus for now because not very many people are able to blog. Um, yeah, I don't know if or when or if we'll ever, you know, conjoin back together again -- I don't even know if we're technically on hiatus or not. I know I would still like to blog, and XXXX and XXXX might still be able to -- or like, willing to blog and stuff, so I'm not sure if that's all gonna continue or if we're gonna -- I don't think we're gonna start a new channel, but we might. And, I don't know. XXXX and XXXX, I miss you guys. Even though I still talk to you all the time, I just, I miss you. I miss your videos. And XXXX, if you're watching, I miss you too. So, okay, guess that's all for now. I think, I still might continue to make a video on here, just to say hey, what's up, you know, and all that stuff. So, I'm gonna try to keep it beating, the heart of our channel I mean, for now. Maybe it's like Frankenstein -- we'll make it come to life again later, woo. Anyway, I'm gonna go now. Huh, okay, bye guys. |
VLOG369 | 6.4 | 5.2 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 6 | VLOG369 | 246.59 | 0.19553 | 1.4755 | 0.39592 | 3.7633 | 0.28414 | 0.70521 | 0.18453 | 0.02848 | 0.41832 | 7.2059 | 2.9554 | 0.006078 | 1.7312 | -0.000074 | 0.00453 | 0.15402 | 1.28 | 0.55481 | 0.059135 | 0.43345 | 7.216135 | 0.246445 | 138 | 187 | 369 | Okay, so, I'm really, really wet right now and it's kind of weird for me to be videotaping this, but I have to say it, I have to say it. So, it's just great. Uh, so, I'm really wet right now, 'cause it's raining outside, and that it's raining outside, but you might be able to hear it, but probably not. It's like super duper rain, but pouring, and it's fucking pouring outside. And I'm really wet, and I was on my porch, and I was dancing around in the rain and it was so fun. It was like, ridiculously fun. I was dancing around and I'm like, oh, I'm so wet and I don't care, and I'm freezing cold, but I don't care, and there's like, water pouring down my face, but I don't care. I just -- I don't care about anything right now. I'm just so happy. Just like, I don't care who's staring at me because I'm dancing in the rain. I don't care how weird people would think I am, because I think this is the -- one of the most beautiful days I've ever seen. I don't care what people think of me. I don't care what happens now. I can fucking face anything, and I don't care, and I'm so happy and I'm fucking wet. And I don't know, its just like, uh, like, it's like what do you keep trying to tell me. You keep trying to tell me to not care what other people think about me; not care what I do; just do what I want to, and just be who I am and just be happy with who I am, and know, that no matter what I do, I'm gonna be okay. And right now, when I -- when I was out there dancing, when I was just getting drenched, when I was standing there staring at the sky, having the water fall down on me, I knew that I was gonna be okay and I knew that everything was gonna be okay. And I don't know, I just feel pretty amazing right now. So I'm videotaping it because uh, it's kind o' like, um, gonna be kind o' weird to call you right now and tell you about this. And I don't even know if I'm ever gonna let you see this, I don't know. I'm just so happy right now and so wet; and I'm shouting and I'm probably freaking out my dogs. But, oh, my God, oh, this is so amazing. I feel so amazing right now. I don't know. I just feel like, it doesn't matter what happens. It doesn't matter what anyone does. It doesn't matter if I leave. It doesn't matter. I -- don't know, nothing really matters, it's just, I'm me, and I'm dancing in the rain and I'm so happy. It's just this moment, this moment, it's just amazing. And I'm really -- it doesn't make sense, but I don't care. I don't care what people think about me, really, because I'm so happy right now. And I don't care that I'm shaking my laptop, because I'm just ecstatic and kind o' crazy, and crazy, but I don't care. And I can't stop laughing, which is kind of weird I know, uh, it's like, I'm standing out there in the rain dancing and laughing. I'm like, this is weird. But whatever, it's awesome! And I'm also talking really funny, and I'm kind o' shaking right now 'cause of the cold, 'cause it's super wet. Like, you can't tell with this shirt 'cause its black, but its pretty wet, too. And my hair is soaking wet, like, my hair was completely dry before. This is all from the rain. Oh, my God! Oh yeah, I'm really happy and excited and I feel like I've had a sudden realization, even though all I've been doing is dancing in the rain. All right, I feel kind of amazing. So, thank you for like, all the times you've told me to be myself, and all the times you told me how amazing I am, and all the times you told me not to worry about what other people think, or not to worry about what's gonna happen. Because you're right! You're right, you're right, I shouldn't -- you're right. I'm awesome, you're right. I don't need to worry about all the stuff and I don't need to care. And like, it's the simple things that make you so happy, like dancing in the rain. So thank you so much. And I know that I'm gonna be okay, and I know that you're gonna be okay and I know that just everything's gonna be okay. And in the end, we'll all end up happy. So thank you. |
VLOG370 | 5.8 | 5.2 | 4 | 5.1 | 5 | VLOG370 | 347.32 | 0.27341 | 1.5971 | 0.61482 | 3.7649 | 0.36886 | 0.67765 | 0.22073 | 0.051219 | 0.78812 | 12.462 | 8.841 | 0.020017 | 2.2024 | 0.000289 | 0.015059 | 0.45084 | 2.128 | 0.42526 | 0.028195 | 0.19984 | 7.273887 | 0.487789 | 117 | 156 | 370 | Please, just say it, please. Just say it, oh my God, not that hard, save, save . I mean, come on -- ow, ow, ow. Please. Hahaha, just do it. Or I'm putting up this whole blooper reel on YouTube. My face, it just -- please, just do it. Eh, okay. You, haa, I can't do it anymore. Save, save, please. You should just try and catch me on your little flip thingie, because that would be a lot -- Just do it. I can't do it If -- if -- just do it. And it doesn't even matter how it sounds, just do it so we can make the freaking video. But why make the video if it doesn't -- Because of -- because, just do it. Because it's funny, okay? Just so I know how it sounds, God, why, we're like in the -- get in the worms until we do this. I'm quite comfy. Please, I'm cold. Hmm, I don't think this is funny anymore, I'm cold. I think it's -- I really don't think it's funny, honestly. I love you I mean, yeah, I mean, you know. No, I don't want it. I don't want it. Heh heh, woohoo. My are cold. You're just so cute. We're stopped now. This is weird. Ow. You're the permanent pimple. Hey, stop talking about it, or it will go away. It's like plants, if you talk to them, it'll grow. And they'll kill you. I don't like that movie. Squeeze some fur. Hide, say bye. Bye. And scoop -- |
VLOG371 | 6.2 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 5.8 | VLOG371 | 167.06 | 0.31642 | 1.1303 | 0.46419 | 3.8147 | 0.26479 | 0.70654 | 0.19488 | 0.018428 | 0.38846 | 4.8981 | 2.2394 | 0.012466 | 1.2087 | -0.000161 | 0.00582 | 0.21277 | 1.8727 | 0.71806 | 0.046062 | 0.38344 | 6.84583 | 0.215655 | 136 | 127 | 371 | No, this is not an illusion. This is me right here in your internet, coming to you on my channel, making a video for the first time since April. You know, my summer was busy, but I'm not even going to make excuses. I just didn't make videos for the summer, and that was basically that. But let me just give you, like, a brief little rundown of things that happened during my summer. Yes. I went to San Francisco for a week, that was fun. I visited my cousin who works for YouTube. I got to see YouTube Headquarters. They have great food by the way, so go work for YouTube. I had like shrimp scampi and other gourmet items. San Francisco, basically one of the coolest I've ever been to. And I got to see Lauren , who now goes to my university where I'm at currently; I'm not at home. And Lauren goes here now, so it's great to see her everyday. That's Viva La Lauren, by the way. Though I was planning to take a big road trip to Canada, that did not exactly go through. However, me and two of my friends did take a road trip through the southern United States. We did ten states in five days, and it was amazing. Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana. Yes. That was it. Saw some really cool cities. There's lot's of history and culture and just fun in the South. It's dirty and it's humid and it's vibrant. Also, as I'm sure some of you did, I discovered a lot of great music this summer. In no particular order, here's some of the songs I was listening to. There was a time, everybody was around and I was testing with you. I am so creeped out when it ate, you so cute out when it late, and I got that boom, boom, boom, the future boom, boom, boom. Let me get in that. I'm just a ransom prince coming back from my freak out . So write for me mama, like, a wagon wheel. Write me, mama, any way you feel. Hey. Mama, write me. I've never meant to run away. You know I never want to hurt you. Don't even know . Why does love always feel like, why does love feel, why does love feel, love feel. Girl I want to party with you, girl I want to party with you. Girl I just want to take six beers. Girl -- It's a brand new goal, slow it down put in the push upside down. . Let me exchange you, exchange you because I dance long. People that watch me move and shake it across the dance floor. People that watch me move and shake it across the dance floor. So yes, that's pretty much been my summer in trips and working and blah, blah, blah, I don't want to bore you too much with this. But music was one of the great things to happen this summer. Movies, not so much. It's been kind of a crap summer for movies; not gonna lie. But I would love to hear from you in the comments. I'm not used to doing this whole comment sidebar thing, but sidebar comments, comments now I want to hear what songs did you listen to this summer. Your summer playlist, if you will. I believe that's all for me right now. I hope to be making videos regularly. We'll see how that actually goes, but I'm making videos on XXXX every Thursday with XXXX. I am always tweeting, and I am usually daily boothing as well. Leave me comments there that say, XXXX make more videos, and then maybe I will. I missed you guys. If you have video ideas, I'd love those -- I would really love to do something substantial. Peace out. |
VLOG372 | 4.5 | 3.8 | 4.7 | 3.7 | 4.6 | VLOG372 | 163.52 | 0.41501 | 1.1445 | 0.42223 | 3.7937 | 0.2625 | 0.68934 | 0.19557 | 0.024148 | 0.79115 | 8.0639 | 3.5614 | 0.02298 | 0.97582 | -0.000111 | 0.011279 | 0.38987 | 1.3339 | 0.60043 | 0.035096 | 0.45012 | 7.560166 | 0.392484 | 112 | 134 | 372 | Guess what? I got a hair cut. Yeah, it's amazing. Um, it was getting really hard to control so I had to cut it, but luckily it grows back, so I -- I think I'll have it -- it'll be back soon enough. Look, I bought a book today. Um, it's called Odd Hours by Dean Koonst and I -- l think it will be a good book. So far from what I can tell it's about some kid who goes to California and doesn't find what he wants. Like every other book, that there's a kid that goes somewhere and does find what he wants. I also bought new Post it notes because I'm starting to run out and it turns out that the ones that are in color are actually cheaper than the ones that are all yellow, which I was going to buy all yellow ones. My wall over here that I keep a lot of notes on is starting to full -- to be full so. And I bought some new ones. And look, I also realized yesterday I have a book called The War of the Worlds, but look at this it is the unabridged -- I don't know if you can see that -- unabridged version. That's what the little word says. It's unabridged, yeah. That means that it's, like, the first -- that's the way it was when it first came out. It's amazing. So yeah. I have bad news though. My computer had a little clasp on it and I had to send my computer in to get it fixed by Dell. So that's going to suck. Um, but when it get's back it will be awesome. So I have to send it off sometime within the next two weeks so I can get it back before I go to college. And um, that's about it, so see ya later. PS -- Um, Andrew I need to still get those books from you so if you could call me and we could somehow get the books before you leave on Friday for college, that would be awesome. So uh, bye. |
VLOG373 | 3.5 | 4.9 | 5.5 | 3.6 | 3.5 | VLOG373 | 241.79 | 0.36923 | 1.7453 | 0.83979 | 4.0199 | 0.27963 | 0.62718 | 0.25028 | 0.059758 | 1.1161 | 19.001 | 10.069 | 0.000631 | 1.5779 | -0.000001 | 0.000329 | 0.26793 | 2.1653 | 0.75807 | 0.04152 | 0.35009 | 5.432083 | 0.05296 | 112 | 177 | 373 | Hey, YouTubers, so I just experienced something I thought was pretty scary. I just got back from my classes and I just experienced some of the scariest walks to class and from class. It is icy outside. The streets are slick with ice and so are the sidewalks and I had a class, today, one class, today, one, one class at twelve thirty, so I left my apartment at about eleven fifty. I got over there at about twelve fifteen, that's how long it took me to get from here, my apartment, all the way to the campus and it was scary, because I was trying not to fall down the entire time. There was a couple of times I almost fell, but thankfully I lowered myself to the ground, so I didn't fall too badly. The reason why I don't want to fall again is because I already fell about two weeks ago, I guess now, and I skinned my knee and it hurt and I didn't want to repeat that again, especially with ice because that's really cold. So it was really scary because I was walking and I had slipped and I was sliding and it was really scary and you might think I am being overly dramatic about this, but I'm not. I'm from a place where it normally doesn't get all that icy and here it's really icy. They closed the campus at two o'clock and took a long time just to get back. Got back and I had a message on my phone, it's from work. They are closing the Public Library down at five o'clock due to the weather which is when I would normally go in to work. Thank goodness for that because I don't know how I would have made it to work. I was gonna have to call in and say I could not because there is no way I was going to go anywhere. So I'm guessing the city is closing down. A lot of things looked like they were closing down, everybody is being sent home, campus is shut down. So, yeah, it's pretty scary out there. Now why am I telling you this? Because I have nothing else to do. I am pretty much going to be locked up for the rest of the night, and as far as I know, right now, I don't know if I'm going to have classes tomorrow or not. I'm hoping not because it's supposed to be really bad tonight. I'm hoping that tomorrow they'll say no, don't come to class and then the library will still be closed and then I'll be another day stuck inside, here, but that gives me an opportunity to catch up with school work, which I need to do because I haven't done it yet. That's all I really had to say. Just freaking out about the ice and I'm going to go get me some lunch now and eat and then just, I'm here for the rest of the night. So, that's all YouTube. |
VLOG374 | 4.8 | 4.4 | 3.8 | 4.7 | 6.2 | VLOG374 | 214.02 | 0.33757 | 1.2595 | 0.46969 | 3.5752 | 0.30177 | 0.71148 | 0.19705 | 0.023638 | 0.48695 | 5.9983 | 2.7991 | 0.00904 | 1.4166 | -0.000054 | 0.003494 | 0.25787 | 1.8036 | 0.66151 | 0.044758 | 0.36676 | 5.956333 | 0.051786 | 103 | 127 | 374 | Hey, lovely YouTubers. Long time no speak to you. How are you all? Hope you're good. As you may or may not have noticed, I put a video up yesterday. It was a video that was made for me a very long time ago by some lovely people -- really lovely people that I consider -- meeting those people was one of the best things that ever happened to me. And they made for me a birthday video to the tune of, um, you don't have to be rich to be my girl. You know, Prince. Kiss, that's the one I was thinking about, that one. And Prince is particularly fussy about um, copyright issues and stuff like that, so needless to say the video was uh, taken down within, like, a second of it being put up. Um, and for that YouTube sucks major arse. Really big, big bottoms. How have things been in the land of me? Well, my kid had -- had his operation, tendon -- tendon lengthening on his foot and leg -- four different operations in one go. He's in plasters still. Um, he started a new school, which has been a fucking nightmare. The transition to that -- he's fallen God knows how many times. He's hurt himself God how many times. Some kid came up to him in school the other day. He had, um, Sam's got, um, you know one of those big shoes they give you to put one when you're wearing a cast. He's got one of them on. Some kid walked past him and said, hey, nice shoe, spacker, where can I get one? Of course, Sam told me about this and I saw the kid the next day. And, uh, I gave him a nice evil look, you can imagine. And he looked at the floor and went all red and walked away really quickly. Next time I see him I'm going to drop kick that motherfucker. Um, quite the t shirt -- Wonder Woman. I actually bought it after going to the gym. I started the gym again, um, which I am completely loving -- three nights a week. Um, with a couple of friends and it's awesome fun. Nice to get a good workout. It's Saturday which means my lovely, lovely sister is coming to see me today. And my brother won't be because he has a job now -- his first job. I'm just looking out the window, sorry. This is why I can't -- I just don't make YouTube videos anymore. I can't, like, keep my attention. The painters have been outside painting the house and it looks like they've just crushed several of my plants, which was really considerate of them. Not my day. Um, I don't know what to say. Bye. |
VLOG375 | 4.4 | 5.8 | 4.7 | 5.7 | 3.7 | VLOG375 | 248.19 | 0.22174 | 1.4816 | 0.45232 | 3.7198 | 0.30805 | 0.66164 | 0.17841 | 0.028614 | 0.628 | 8.5917 | 4.9766 | 0.13009 | 0.30395 | -0.00009 | 0.014392 | 0.28319 | 2.3284 | 0.73753 | 0.040868 | 0.31675 | 5.128839 | 0.030874 | 128 | 165 | 375 | Hello, hello, YouTube. Long time no see, huh? Um, so I just wanted to say hello to you guys and give a -- kind of like a little update and everything. I just want to say I have not forgotten about all of you. Just kind of took a break -- a break, since August, I guess. I think that is the last time I made an update weight loss video. So I just wanted to say, I have not forgotten about you, I still check this YouTube channel pretty often, and I'm still following a lot of you guys on your weight loss journeys and yeah. I mean, I kind of have just been a way for a while, school kind of consumes my life when I get started with it. I really hoped to continue make videos throughout the school year but that just wasn't a possibility. I was just so, so wrapped up in school this year, but I'm finally done. So that is super exciting. Um, so the end of April, which is about the same time that I started last year with the whole weight loss thing. So hopefully like you know a year later you can kind of get back on the bandwagon and everything else. Um, that's not to say that I've fell off the bandwagon exactly. You know, last year around this time you know I weighed about probably close to two hundred pounds or something like that, and I started on a weight loss program, and I lost close to about fifty pounds, I would say. And, I've kept basically all of that off. Right now I'm weighing approximately, like, one hundred sixty one pounds. So that's basically what I weighed in August. I think that I was around one -- let's see, what did I weigh? Um, I dunno. It was something like that. It's on my main channel page. But I've basically stayed the same. I haven't gained. I haven't really lost. I mean, I guess you can look at that as a little, small victory, woohoo. But yeah! I don't really have much today. Just to say I haven't really gained, I haven't really lost. Yeah. So I've been doing good. I've not really been watching what I've been eating. , I do occasionally go and walk at a park near my house. So, but that's not really a whole lot of exercise. I think a lot of you, you know I kind of feel guilty because I feel like some of you, that if you don't watch what you eat every second of the day, or if you don't get in your thirty minutes of exercise, you know you'll gain a pound within like a day. And I've just been very blessed with being able to maintain my weight even when I'm not really trying. And um, I just have to make sure that I don't abuse that and turn that into, oh I can eat whatever I want because I mean, obviously I can't. You know, I can't go out and pig out and eat ice cream and pizza and have a little birthday party diet, what me and my friends like to call it, eating like it's your birthday every week. But, um, yeah I can't do that. You know I still have to try and get a balanced healthy diet with salad, lean meat, um, you know, I don't drink any regular soda. If I am gonna drink soda, I drink diet. I try to drink water or I get those Crystal Lite packets, and I, you know, it looks gross, like pee or something, but it's just the lemonade flavor, Crystal Lite. And you know, it's all about moderation, if you want to have you know the bowl of ice cream, eat the bowl of ice cream, but the next day maybe have a bowl of fruit for dessert? I mean, I dunno, I don't always follow that advice. I'm a very good advice giver, I just don't normally follow it, but that's kind of just the things you have to do to try and maintain your weight. You can't just go nuts and it's all about self control. So it's kind of like my little tip of the day. Hopefully, I can start making videos again because I am done with school for the year. Um, I'm about to go out of town for the next two weeks. My boyfriend is graduating so I'm about to go and visit him and watch his graduation. That's next week and then two weeks after that, or a week after that or something I'm going on a road trip with one of my good friends. So that will be fun. But after that hopefully I can kind of start making videos more regularly again. Um, see, I dunno, there not like a whole lot to say in terms of progress. Like again, I haven't really gained or lost, I keep saying that. I'm sure your like, I know I get it now, okay, gee! Um, but yeah! So just know that I haven't forgotten about you guys and for all the new subscribers that I've gotten, thank you so much. I'm sure your like watch my videos and like okay, this girl is cool, you know I can watch her, and then I kind of did nothing or anything, so your probably like, what the heck? Come on! So um, but no, kind of my, hopefully my little will come back, hopefully. Um, yeah. So, I guess be looking out for some new videos. I kind of have a few things planned so, yeah. I guess I will talk to you guys later. Bye! |
VLOG376 | 5 | 3.9 | 3 | 3.6 | 3.7 | VLOG376 | 223.59 | 0.27453 | 1.5998 | 0.67448 | 3.6258 | 0.34099 | 0.75757 | 0.18577 | 0.026872 | 0.43376 | 7.0343 | 2.972 | 0.000247 | 1.9651 | -0.000001 | 0.000199 | 0.19782 | 1.8773 | 0.65724 | 0.053571 | 0.35009 | 7.176688 | 0.153696 | 129 | 158 | 376 | Okay, people don't seem to understand I have a love for Britney Spears that's equal to or greater than Chris Crocker's love for Britney Spears. Like, I will defend her 'til the day I die because she's an amazing person. So I love her, love her. My favorite insults are, like, dickhead and douchebag, which brings out a manly insult in guys. Is it wrong that I'm completely in love with a gay fourteen year old boy? Well he's not technically gay, I just tell him that he is. I just say that, I'm not like a big fan of Jonas Brothers, like I used to enjoy them and now I don't. But if you are Jonas brothers fan, how can you like anybody except for Joe? Like, those fourteen year old girls who like Nick - I don't get them. What does he bring to the table, just -- he doesn't talk and he's shy and he's awkward and when he does talk he's either like competitive or just arrogant. And Joe Jonas is funny. He's funny. And Kevin -- My hair is long like the whore's ways. I'm a whore. You guys know that. All of you know it. Lots of you know it. Oh my God, I found this random clip in my camera. I have no idea where it came from or why I was recording. Maybe I didn't know I was recording, but I found it. |
VLOG377 | 5.3 | 4 | 4 | 4.2 | 5.1 | VLOG377 | 242.66 | 0.24075 | 1.4049 | 0.45203 | 3.7146 | 0.32866 | 0.74814 | 0.17092 | 0.031383 | 0.7503 | 9.3773 | 5.1789 | 0.005483 | 1.9445 | -0.000018 | 0.00398 | 0.32018 | 1.8944 | 0.63046 | 0.038429 | 0.3328 | 5.906538 | 0.113379 | 144 | 177 | 377 | I know I look like a total freak right now. I mean, this is how I usually look. Usually, I'm XXXX. And makeup less and this, this is what I sleep in to keep my hair off my face -- so don't judge me, all right? Apshhh. Okay, so basically I just wanted to say, I am not a fan girl. Do I look like a fan girl? Oh fuck! Aah, yeah, no. So, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry for frightening you, 'cause I know I did. I know you've got like forty people asking you all the same questions every single day. So, I'm sorry; don't freak out. All I wanted was somebody to show me around London, because I've never been there before. And it's a little frightening being somewhere completely far away from where I live. So that's it, okay? I didn't realize how stupid this looked till just now. Ah, now -- now I just look like a greasy peacock. |
VLOG378 | 5.5 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.2 | VLOG378 | 329.47 | 0.39577 | 0.96513 | 0.5067 | 3.6418 | 0.36314 | 0.41854 | 0.29951 | 0.022746 | 1.1724 | 5.3794 | 6.3633 | 0.002243 | 2.516 | 0.000027 | 0.002069 | 0.16714 | 1.1275 | 0.60149 | 0.053659 | 0.53348 | 6.995688 | 0.236151 | 129 | 177 | 378 | Do you remember your first computer? So I was writing this paper for my consumerism class on that kind of topic and it got me thinking. Our parents tell us stories about remembering getting their first television or switching from black and white to color, and our grandparents still reminisce about the radio. But we are the generation who when we have our own kids, are gonna be saying things like, my first computer only had five hundred twelve megabytes of RAM, and I had to walk two miles in the snow uphill both ways just to get to Frye's , to get my floppy disc. I was eight when my family got our first computer. I was busy playing outside when my dad was hooking it up. I remember him sitting me down and saying, XXXX, this is a very big day that you're going to remember for the rest of your life. I also remember looking at him at this point, saying cool, then asking if I could go back outside so I could play on my swing set, which was, at the time, incredibly superior in fun levels to this boring computer my parents were trying to get me to play with. About a year later, I had my first experience with the Internet. I was in elementary school, and my classroom had one computer that they had at the back of the room. And there's this one day that they let every single person in my class have fifteen minutes to go surf the web. During my turn, I just sat down and stared at the screen for a minute before turning to the person who's supervising us and saying, so what do I do? She told me to check out a website -- to search for something that I like. I remember that I typed in Hanson, went to some weird Hanson fan site, looked around for five minutes and got bored, and then gave up the rest of my turn to someone else. A lot's changed since then. So basically, I was wondering what your first experiences were with the computer or with the Internet. Were you old enough to remember it? Were you super excited about it or did you just not care, like me? I mean, granted, this was a very long time ago. Also, if you want to see the latest adventures in the apartment rent series, then you can check out the link to the Mosbeys in video in the sidebar thing. Seriously, our family's first computer, in order for me to play my Baby Sitters Club game, my dad had to actually uninstall my brother's Tonka truck game because we only had enough hard drive space to have one game installed at a time. Those were the days. Okay that's all for now. See ya. Also if you want to see what's -- ha ha. I had to uninstall the apartment rent story. Argh. |
VLOG379 | 3.6 | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.8 | VLOG379 | 236.26 | 0.31441 | 1.3304 | 0.43039 | 3.4064 | 0.37881 | 0.81916 | 0.17161 | 0.022997 | 0.4497 | 5.0997 | 2.587 | 0.0005 | 1.129 | -0.000006 | 0.000229 | 0.23435 | 1.3229 | 0.55135 | 0.049347 | 0.41678 | 5.934335 | 0.098254 | 129 | 181 | 379 | I'm much nicer in my videos, which leads me to think I'm a horrible person. And I blame -- I blame myself because I obviously wouldn't blame Mike for putting that thought into my head. I'll be a likling -- linkling -- linkling as girls we used go to wherever I'm going. It's Thursday. And my cat isn't making any noise. Um, yes, things I'm looking forward to for Christmas? I want a toilet. I don't want like -- I don't need the toilet. I want like, you know, the gift thing where you like, buy it from this catalogue and then they send it to someone in a poorer country and then, like, they get it. I got goats last year, I have three goats. I think it's three. I don't really know. Um, but yeah, that's what I wanted; I forgot to tell anyone . I'm trying to make these smaller and without me going , but no one is. But I can't 'cause that's what I do. I just go like this, and then I do that, and then I do that so I can't do properly because of this na na na noo pa. Everyone keeps on asking me when's the thing getting taken off, but I don't know because I've just gotten the x ray this week, and I don't actually know when it's coming off. Mushrooms. My Polish friend is amazing. He bought this Polish sweets from the Polish shop and we didn't go in there because we were staying in Costa , but yeah, I want to go to the Polish shop. For your next birthday, guys. |
VLOG380 | 5.5 | 3.1 | 3.5 | 2.5 | 4.5 | VLOG380 | 170.27 | 0.41044 | 0.95222 | 0.39772 | 3.6356 | 0.33023 | 0.72442 | 0.19704 | 0.017759 | 0.61992 | 4.8507 | 3.3374 | 0.006171 | 1.7498 | 0.000056 | 0.006759 | 0.264 | 1.1134 | 0.36854 | 0.045647 | 0.331 | 6.88281 | 0.164489 | 139 | 184 | 380 | Why am I making this? I bought one of these hot chocolate things where it's cold and then you crack it and then it shakes up back in my pound. Got nothing to really say in this video. I don't even know why I'm making it. I'm back to staring at the screen instead of at the lens as well, good times. I bought biscuit toast, but it's just stale bread, there is no biscuit and no toast involved. It's a lie. |
VLOG381 | 5.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 5.2 | VLOG381 | 221.02 | 0.41898 | 1.2371 | 0.44452 | 3.6373 | 0.33742 | 0.5659 | 0.29309 | 0.01941 | 0.60751 | 4.8759 | 3.6598 | 0.046507 | 1.3385 | 0.00027 | 0.019058 | 0.39629 | 1.9632 | 0.6551 | 0.033415 | 0.33369 | 2.129106 | 0 | 106 | 238 | 381 | Hi. It's me again, the preacher from the Philippines. This is XXXX. I am a preacher. I went to public college. I uh, took a bunch of reports. And I have more than thirty six years of experience in preaching the words of God, and more so the bible as crusaders, pregenerali teacher, evangeliers. Head pastor. So I make sure that all of you that I know what I'm talking about. I appointed son, I agree, I believe, but you are the appointed son of Satan. The appointed son of God. The lord Jesus Christ and to know and believe and God raised him again from the dead, you will be saved. |
VLOG382 | 4.6 | 5.2 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.6 | VLOG382 | 350.95 | 0.22037 | 1.1625 | 0.36867 | 3.3005 | 0.26681 | 0.60236 | 0.25931 | 0.008772 | 0.21711 | 1 | 0 | 0.070492 | 0.49484 | -0.002235 | 0.024892 | 0.06 | 0.42133 | 0.021016 | 0.10127 | 0.04988 | 7.414384 | 0.286452 | 143 | 158 | 382 | Hi, everyone. It's XXXX here. And I've decided to be a bit more enthusiastic for my videos. And also for today, because something happened to me. Something incredible, masterful, amazing, outstanding, awesome, incredible. Okay, I've lost words basically. But let's get more to the point. My parents, um, just bought me something. It's in a white bag, and it's got a big Apple logo on it and it's making me dribble. That means something my parents have just given me is from Apple. So I opened it gently, and I got Snow Leopard. OMG, and it's got iLife o nine and iWork o nine. Incredibly I'm dribbling, mouth watering and ecstatic. That means, I'm -- this, my computer I'm using now has hardly anything compared to Snow Leopard. And I bet you even if I put it on my old one which is running behind you, and has about thirteen minutes until the end of installation, that this will still be ten times better. And that computer is older. Just remember that. Alright. Enough of that. Back to something serious. As you can see, I'm wearing a completely ridiculous hat, that's because my grandmother bought it for me and it's actually really, really warm. Figured. News, there's a party on tonight and I don't know if I should go. I've been trying to call everyone and nobody that I know is going. So far, only one guy though, but I'm not sure if it's the best idea to go. That means I've run out of ideas and towards the end of this vlog. So I'll see you all later don't forget it's probably going to be typing on the bottom, now, starting now. Don't forget to check my Twitter account. I go on it regularly and I've been posting more and more comments. I know that some of you are very annoyed that I don't have any comments on Twitter and stuff, but it's because I'm lazy and I'm a bit boring. And also go to the Billum zero five six seven websites and the billum zero five six seven dot pics or dot com yadda, yadda ya thing and I will be typing again on the bottom, and that's it. So, thanks everyone for watching. Don't forget to please subscribe. I hope you enjoy the new intro. I know a lot of you wanted a new intro and never had an intro, so hope this works. Bye. |
VLOG384 | 5.6 | 4 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 5.9 | VLOG384 | 229.65 | 0.56315 | 0.77124 | 0.26335 | 3.5746 | 0.38545 | 0.52651 | 0.27867 | 0.014672 | 0.76258 | 4.3449 | 2.6273 | 0.016302 | 0.98863 | -0.000099 | 0.007077 | 0.46192 | 2.546 | 0.67839 | 0.030244 | 0.26645 | 6.44685 | 0.265967 | 126 | 167 | 384 | Hey guys, I'm XXXX . My name is XXXX, if you're hearing this, you have way too much spare time on your hands. Totally Salvation, coming to a cinema near you. Or how about this? Yes, I know I'm not normal, get off my case. Bloody fairies. . So basically, pretty pointless, really. Okay, so a quick update, Films are doing their karaoke role take, so we shouted . I heard that Welshford Films is doing Natalie Furtado . So stayed tuned for that. Major failure on my part. I got tonsillitis during the exams season. Bad times. Let me go recover and I'm going to leave you in the hands of the worst music video ever made. Here we go. |
VLOG385 | 5 | 5.9 | 6.2 | 5.5 | 4.9 | VLOG385 | 223.83 | 0.2439 | 1.5484 | 0.47395 | 3.7906 | 0.26305 | 0.74319 | 0.17906 | 0.025698 | 0.33248 | 7.2106 | 3.3693 | 0.000042 | 1.6173 | 0 | 0.000027 | 0.20137 | 2.2488 | 0.749 | 0.049804 | 0.33307 | 4.547855 | 0.016396 | 119 | 154 | 385 | Hey Nerd piteria . Right now you're probably wondering why is this girl dressed up like Harry Potter? Well, that's for a really good reason. The charity I'm supporting today in my Project for Awesome Video has really changed my life. And so, it's Harry Potter. So, let's get to it. In the summer of two thousand and eight, I was diagnosed with a mild form of epilepsy, which meant my arms would shake when I would wake up in the morning sometimes, and they would consider this a seizure. Then in January of two thousand and nine, I had my first grand seizure in which my whole body seized up and I ended up hitting my head before blacking out. Um, this is an experience that changed my life and really freaked me out. The charity that I'm supporting this year is the Epilepsy Foundation. Um, for a couple of reasons. First they use all their money for a lot of research; and ways to prevent and treat epilepsy and make life for those who are epileptic better. And also because, um, after I had my grand mall seizure I was able to go on there and talk to people who have, um, had grand mall seizures before. And talk about them and relate to them, because there's nobody, um, for me to talk to in real life about what I was going through. It's really a great organization and one that's really close to my heart and it would mean a lot to me if could help it out this year, um, so yeah. DFTBA |
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