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Rick:
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So, you're origin is what? Y-You fell into a vat of redundancy?
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Supernova:
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Noob-Noob, we're having a briefing! If I can continue, Rick. I anticipate sophisticated security measures. I trust you can be of service there.
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Rick:
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Well, let me check my list of powers and weaknesses. Ability to do anything... But only whenever I want... Yeah, that sounds like a job for me.
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Alan:
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I wish he had the ability to check is attitude.
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Rick:
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Alan Rails, ladies and gentleman. After his parents' tragic death in a railroad accident, he gained the power to summon ghiost trains. It's not all bad, though. They were spared having to see their grown son wear a whistle!
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Rick:
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Thanks, Noob-Noob! This guy gets it.
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Morty:
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Vance Maximus, Renegade Star Soldier!
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Vance:
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Sorry I'm late. It was happy hour.
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Morty:
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Happy hour.
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Rick:
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Uh, I was also late because of my drinking and metioned it to zero applause.
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Vance:
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Rick Sanchez, Tinkerer of Terror. Man, that's hard to say. And... Morty, right?
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Morty:
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Whoa, yeah!
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Vance:
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I never forget a kid. What do you say, Vindicators? Let's make this three for three?
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Morty:
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Did he say "three for three"?
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Rick:
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Did he say he never forgets a kid?
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Morty:
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You mean "two for two", right, Vance?
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Supernova:
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Actually, we assembled a second time last summer to fight Doomnomitron.
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Morty:
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So, this is... Vindicators 3? And you guys did Vindicators 2... w-without us?
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Million Ants:
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I sense... insecurity.
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Vance:
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Are you sure there's not just a picnic nearby.
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Rick:
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I guess he found his crowd. Pretty toothless stuff, guys.
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Rick:
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I hope you're happy with the adventure so far, Morty. These guys are even lamer than last time.
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Morty:
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We weren't here "last time", remember? They did a whole Vindicators without us. A bunch of them got killed, too. They lost Lady Katana, Calypso, Diablo Verde...
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Rick:
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Yikes. Yeah, things did feel less diverse in there.
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Morty:
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This article says the reason we weren't involved was... "personality conflicts".
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Rick:
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Don't worry, Morty, they love you. Superheroes need a wide-eyed unremarkable to tag along and react to everything like it's mind-blowing.
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Morty:
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I... think the personality conflict might have been... you.
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Rick:
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Jesus... How awesome is that? I mean, they wanted to not need me so bad, they murdered three innocent heroes of color, and they still had to bring me back?
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Morty:
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Rick, since it's my adventure and all, could you do me a favor?
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Rick:
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Uh, the adventure is the favor, Morty. Me sleeping on these linens is the favor. I mean, w-w-w-what--what are we vindicating? Comfort?
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Morty:
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Rick, this really bums me out. It-It's embarrassing to find out these guys don't like us.
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Rick:
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Why? Morty, I defeat gagoos more powerful than these guys every week.
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Morty:
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Yeah, but not heroes.
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Rick:
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