jxm/the_office_lines · Datasets at Hugging Face

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50,394	8	16	24	Okay.	Jim	false
12,378	3	10	16	God help you.	Angela	false
39,885	7	6	11	To my chickens I'm the Scranton Strangler. [looks at Pam] Oh-ho! That's very funny. Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom.	Dwight	false
58,091	9	19	22	Is he gonna be okay? I mean, weren��t those darts intended for an animal, like, two to three times larger than him?	Clark	false
10,111	3	3	33	Thanks.	Pam	false
38,368	6	24	37	I mean, it could be you, Gabe. I mean, that's the point.	Jim	false
31,156	6	2	4	I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?	Michael	false
25,289	5	8	5	Okay, I have to go.	David	false
56,062	9	12	41	Pete��s a pretty cool guy, though, and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. He basically ignored her and left on a boat.	Toby	false
24,491	5	5	51	Stairs. Oh, man....	Darryl	false
12,401	3	10	20	Oh cool, yeah.	Karen	false
43,732	7	18	21	We must honorably adhere to the rules we are making up on the spot.	Andy	false
35,160	6	15	8	Whoa, whoa.	Jim	false
28,154	5	17	29	I want to see it. [Michael gets up to try to see Dwight's diary]	Michael	false
32,274	6	5	4	None greater perhaps, than your need to be sure, that your small or large business is secure in the event of a covered loss.	Grotti	false
19,251	4	4	88	Hey, Andy! Maybe this is one of those situations where you just have to do her to get her out of your system.	Phyllis	false
4,949	2	9	9	Hmm...	Jim	false
25,818	5	9	23	I have made my decision. We do not need a new copier. We do not need new chairs. This copier... is... [puts paper on glass and makes a copy, then takes paper from glass] working perfectly.	Michael	false
31,528	6	3	16	Con-- no one gets as much as they did last year.	Jim	false
15,918	3	21	25	Anything you guys want. This is your time. [everyone is silent or continues to eat, Michael exhales] Mm. What is a Pap smear? Or is it 'shmear?' Like the cream cheese.	Michael	false
26,522	5	12	11	I'm your son now; you can visit him on holidays. Dwight Schrute, I'm a paper salesman at a second tier paper company called Dunder Mifflin. I'm the top salesman there and I'm looking for a new challenge. I would say you guys have what, 40 high full volume clients?	Dwight	false
6,207	2	12	23	Did you get the yams?	Michael	false
13,992	3	15	52	Phyllis and you will be great together.	Uncle Al	false
34,119	6	11	1	Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Yes. Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across? Well if I do, Andy's sowwy.	Andy	false
50,492	8	16	32	Oh.	Jim	false
55,701	9	11	14	Weeks. Always weeks. Man, the last time I talked months was like, a million weeks ago.	Jim	false
42,754	7	14	19	You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much.	Waiter	false
30,330	5	25	18	I wanted a cookie.	Kevin	false
39,943	7	6	20	Oh, no.	Jim	false
41,504	7	11	21	Okay... [sighs] Oh, no, no, no, no! Fake tree. No, no!	Michael	false
54,823	9	8	12	Is it safe to talk?	Trevor	false
8,188	2	18	53	You are grown up.	Abby	true
14,846	3	18	37	...and we need someone else, in the room, because of our relationship. You know this. Michael, either Toby comes with you, or we don't do it.	Jan	false
42,155	7	12	23	I don't care whether you hate it! You said you'd do it!	Michael	false
22,649	5	1	8	I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is, I have lost a little of my speed, a little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. [holds up old photo] Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.	Stanley	false
44,418	7	21	7	Well we all wanted to plan your goodbye party. We thought this would be easier.	Pam	false
35,847	6	16	55	Hi, so sorry.	Dale	false
8,531	2	20	14	That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica.	Creed	false
52,302	8	23	12	[pointing at Toby] There he is. That��s Lloyd.	Dwight	false
15,389	3	20	11	No, Pam. The press is just gonna find out by themselves.	Michael	false
55,371	9	10	8	Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly and I'm not gonna lie, it's been challenging. Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse. I found out Cece has lice. So I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house. I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim. He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure and he's doing it all for the family.	Pam	false
1,798	1	6	26	Come on, you mad at me?	Roy	false
11,410	3	7	44	Well, it doesn't...	Dwight	false
56,866	9	15	27	I'm not going to rat on him. No, Andy gave me a second chance. So, the least I could do is let somebody else rat on him. Meredith, why don't you?	Nellie	false
36,636	6	19	10	A bunch of us are talking about happy hour.	Andy	false
46,759	8	4	29	Yes, hello, nice to meet you.	Robert	false
30,354	5	25	21	Hey! Hey, hey, hey! I got your text. Who's Phillip?	Dwight	false
49,552	8	13	24	Yes I did.	Dwight	false
37,043	6	20	18	They were engaged, so... [Erin looks shocked] Okay, you know what, sir?	Michael	false
12,821	3	11	5	It's kind of an impoverished country.	Pam	false
57,626	9	17	31	[exits office, chewing] Oh my god. I forgive him so much. [Kevin begins making choking sounds] Whoa, is he choking?	Andy	false
8,175	2	18	50	Melissa. Hey. I was working. I was in the middle of something.	Oscar	true
52,693	8	24	30	[his phone rings] Huh? Hold on.	Andy	false
1,921	1	6	38	Dwight. Dwight. Dwight! Okay, that's it. Keep it in your pants.	Michael	true
41,532	7	11	25	Okay. Sorry. We'll uh, we'll leave you alone.	Pam	false
42,684	7	14	13	I asked you a question.	Dwight	false
35,579	6	16	22	Pam.	Jim	false
10,052	3	3	25	[answering the phone] Hello?	Jan	false
6,941	2	14	47	[on phone] Hey, Brenda. This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat. And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right? Um, so gimme a call back. You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail 'cause I just sent you one. Yikes. Uh... give me a call back, I hope. I'll talk to you later. Bye.	Jim	false
35,621	6	16	23	There's nothing in it.	Erin	false
45,705	7	24	80	You remind me so much of my fourth-biggest client.	Creed	false
13,957	3	15	41	Oh okay. That's enough.	Bob Vance	false
14,514	3	17	46	That's awesome. That's what I want.	Roy	false
23,749	5	3	44	It's not Kevin's child. Can't possibly be. I mean, I don't know what I would do. Sue... icide?	Jan	false
57,891	9	18	29	Call him! [hits Oscar]	Angela	false
41,961	7	12	10	Okay, champagne.	Erin	false
43,043	7	15	23	Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We've only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, 'oh, hey, there's Holly. I love that girl.' Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?	Holly	false
57,690	9	18	4	What?	Andy	false
34,128	6	11	2	Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?	Jim	false
45,994	8	2	2	Me do it now. Go. Stop worry.	Kevin	false
53,081	9	2	14	There's four thousand dollars to give away. So, who has filled out their form? Stanley?	Nellie	false
27,749	5	16	20	Old fashioned meet market --	Michael	false
39,210	7	4	10	I know tons and tons of people who have herpes. I have it myself. That's what it is.	Meredith	false
11,903	3	8	59	Yeah. Good to be back.	Jim	false
22,026	4	14	6	Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. I couldn't sleep last night. I came extra-early. So much energy... There are certain days you know you know you will remember for the rest of your life, and I just have a feeling that today is one of those days.	Michael	false
26,010	5	10	35	Michael, I think... you did the best you could, but this is bigger than all of us.	Jim	false
59,339	9	22	67	Bye, Phillip. High five.	Kevin	false
53,275	9	2	44	All right!	Andy	false
58,258	9	19	47	You are? Yes! Yes. Are you being for real right now? Oh, man. Ah, yes! I need this so bad. I really think this is what could fix me.	Andy	false
50,978	8	18	22	No, no, I think it was more like, 'you know, I liked him, but I don't anymore because he did a bad job, so I'm definitely gonna yell at him'.	Jim	false
32,950	6	7	9	Wha- what?	Michael	false
37,407	6	21	33	I'm not saying she's in love with him. But she could have left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob shirt.	Pam	false
5,090	2	9	25	Why	Michael	false
53,297	9	2	45	OK. [to Erin] I'll call you later.	Andy	false
18,812	4	4	20	You can not, I have a thing tonight.	Michael	false
40,176	7	7	6	I invited everyone in the office because it's not a day for just Jim or Pam or the baby or me. It is about us all. And I thought we should all celebrate... my joy. And our, all of ours joys.	Michael	false
18,516	4	3	53	Why can't you guys do it?	Stanley	false
18,027	4	2	60	I'd love to talk to you about it more.	Ryan	false
37,396	6	21	32	Andy?	Michael	false
4,879	2	8	50	Never for me always means never, ever, ever.	Jan	true
44,568	7	21	28	Hey Creed.	Erin	false
38,721	7	2	13	You know what Dwight? You need to go back there, and you need to 'Pretty Woman' their asses.	Kelly	false
13,607	3	14	16	Either this chick is a dude or Halpert got scared straight!	Packer	false
38,784	7	2	25	I thought they were kind of cute.	Kelly	false
14,375	3	17	24	I love this woman!	Michael	false
6,526	2	13	19	Oh, ah, no but no. You know what let's go out. That was a good idea. Let's go out.	Jim	false
57,086	9	16	15	That's kinda uncool, man.	Creed	false
58,632	9	21	27	You��re gonna want to invest in a lot more liability insurance, but, uh��	Jim	false
51,914	8	21	43	Oh, come on.	Oscar	false
34,464	6	12	15	Okay you know what you get? You get a thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn't have to go through this again.	Michael	false

50,394

8

16

24

Okay.

Jim

false

12,378

3

10

16

God help you.

Angela

false

39,885

7

6

11

To my chickens I'm the Scranton Strangler. [looks at Pam] Oh-ho! That's very funny. Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom.

Dwight

false

58,091

9

19

22

Is he gonna be okay? I mean, weren��t those darts intended for an animal, like, two to three times larger than him?

Clark

false

10,111

3

33

Thanks.

Pam

false

38,368

6

24

37

I mean, it could be you, Gabe. I mean, that's the point.

Jim

false

31,156

6

2

4

I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?

Michael

false

25,289

5

8

5

Okay, I have to go.

David

false

56,062

9

12

41

Pete��s a pretty cool guy, though, and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. He basically ignored her and left on a boat.

Toby

false

24,491

5

51

Stairs. Oh, man....

Darryl

false

12,401

3

10

20

Oh cool, yeah.

Karen

false

43,732

7

18

21

We must honorably adhere to the rules we are making up on the spot.

Andy

false

35,160

6

15

8

Whoa, whoa.

Jim

false

28,154

5

17

29

I want to see it. [Michael gets up to try to see Dwight's diary]

Michael

false

32,274

6

5

4

None greater perhaps, than your need to be sure, that your small or large business is secure in the event of a covered loss.

Grotti

false

19,251

4

88

Hey, Andy! Maybe this is one of those situations where you just have to do her to get her out of your system.

Phyllis

false

4,949

2

9

Hmm...

Jim

false

25,818

5

9

23

I have made my decision. We do not need a new copier. We do not need new chairs. This copier... is... [puts paper on glass and makes a copy, then takes paper from glass] working perfectly.

Michael

false

31,528

6

3

16

Con-- no one gets as much as they did last year.

Jim

false

15,918

3

21

25

Anything you guys want. This is your time. [everyone is silent or continues to eat, Michael exhales] Mm. What is a Pap smear? Or is it 'shmear?' Like the cream cheese.

Michael

false

26,522

5

12

11

I'm your son now; you can visit him on holidays. Dwight Schrute, I'm a paper salesman at a second tier paper company called Dunder Mifflin. I'm the top salesman there and I'm looking for a new challenge. I would say you guys have what, 40 high full volume clients?

Dwight

false

6,207

2

12

23

Did you get the yams?

Michael

false

13,992

3

15

52

Phyllis and you will be great together.

Uncle Al

false

34,119

6

11

1

Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Yes. Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across? Well if I do, Andy's sowwy.

Andy

false

50,492

8

16

32

Oh.

Jim

false

55,701

9

11

14

Weeks. Always weeks. Man, the last time I talked months was like, a million weeks ago.

Jim

false

42,754

7

14

19

You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much.

Waiter

false

30,330

5

25

18

I wanted a cookie.

Kevin

false

39,943

7

6

20

Oh, no.

Jim

false

41,504

7

11

21

Okay... [sighs] Oh, no, no, no, no! Fake tree. No, no!

Michael

false

54,823

9

8

12

Is it safe to talk?

Trevor

false

8,188

2

18

53

You are grown up.

Abby

true

14,846

3

18

37

...and we need someone else, in the room, because of our relationship. You know this. Michael, either Toby comes with you, or we don't do it.

Jan

false

42,155

7

12

23

I don't care whether you hate it! You said you'd do it!

Michael

false

22,649

5

1

8

I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is, I have lost a little of my speed, a little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. [holds up old photo] Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.

Stanley

false

44,418

7

21

7

Well we all wanted to plan your goodbye party. We thought this would be easier.

Pam

false

35,847

6

16

55

Hi, so sorry.

Dale

false

8,531

2

20

14

That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica.

Creed

false

52,302

8

23

12

[pointing at Toby] There he is. That��s Lloyd.

Dwight

false

15,389

3

20

11

No, Pam. The press is just gonna find out by themselves.

Michael

false

55,371

9

10

8

Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly and I'm not gonna lie, it's been challenging. Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse. I found out Cece has lice. So I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house. I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim. He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure and he's doing it all for the family.

Pam

false

1,798

1

6

26

Come on, you mad at me?

Roy

false

11,410

3

7

44

Well, it doesn't...

Dwight

false

56,866

9

15

27

I'm not going to rat on him. No, Andy gave me a second chance. So, the least I could do is let somebody else rat on him. Meredith, why don't you?

Nellie

false

36,636

6

19

10

A bunch of us are talking about happy hour.

Andy

false

46,759

8

4

29

Yes, hello, nice to meet you.

Robert

false

30,354

5

25

21

Hey! Hey, hey, hey! I got your text. Who's Phillip?

Dwight

false

49,552

8

13

24

Yes I did.

Dwight

false

37,043

6

20

18

They were engaged, so... [Erin looks shocked] Okay, you know what, sir?

Michael

false

12,821

3

11

5

It's kind of an impoverished country.

Pam

false

57,626

9

17

31

[exits office, chewing] Oh my god. I forgive him so much. [Kevin begins making choking sounds] Whoa, is he choking?

Andy

false

8,175

2

18

50

Melissa. Hey. I was working. I was in the middle of something.

Oscar

true

52,693

8

24

30

[his phone rings] Huh? Hold on.

Andy

false

1,921

1

6

38

Dwight. Dwight. Dwight! Okay, that's it. Keep it in your pants.

Michael

true

41,532

7

11

25

Okay. Sorry. We'll uh, we'll leave you alone.

Pam

false

42,684

7

14

13

I asked you a question.

Dwight

false

35,579

6

16

22

Pam.

Jim

false

10,052

3

25

[answering the phone] Hello?

Jan

false

6,941

2

14

47

[on phone] Hey, Brenda. This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat. And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right? Um, so gimme a call back. You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail 'cause I just sent you one. Yikes. Uh... give me a call back, I hope. I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Jim

false

35,621

6

16

23

There's nothing in it.

Erin

false

45,705

7

24

80

You remind me so much of my fourth-biggest client.

Creed

false

13,957

3

15

41

Oh okay. That's enough.

Bob Vance

false

14,514

3

17

46

That's awesome. That's what I want.

Roy

false

23,749

5

3

44

It's not Kevin's child. Can't possibly be. I mean, I don't know what I would do. Sue... icide?

Jan

false

57,891

9

18

29

Call him! [hits Oscar]

Angela

false

41,961

7

12

10

Okay, champagne.

Erin

false

43,043

7

15

23

Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We've only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, 'oh, hey, there's Holly. I love that girl.' Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?

Holly

false

57,690

9

18

4

What?

Andy

false

34,128

6

11

2

Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?

Jim

false

45,994

8

2

Me do it now. Go. Stop worry.

Kevin

false

53,081

9

2

14

There's four thousand dollars to give away. So, who has filled out their form? Stanley?

Nellie

false

27,749

5

16

20

Old fashioned meet market --

Michael

false

39,210

7

4

10

I know tons and tons of people who have herpes. I have it myself. That's what it is.

Meredith

false

11,903

3

8

59

Yeah. Good to be back.

Jim

false

22,026

4

14

6

Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. I couldn't sleep last night. I came extra-early. So much energy... There are certain days you know you know you will remember for the rest of your life, and I just have a feeling that today is one of those days.

Michael

false

26,010

5

10

35

Michael, I think... you did the best you could, but this is bigger than all of us.

Jim

false

59,339

9

22

67

Bye, Phillip. High five.

Kevin

false

53,275

9

2

44

All right!

Andy

false

58,258

9

19

47

You are? Yes! Yes. Are you being for real right now? Oh, man. Ah, yes! I need this so bad. I really think this is what could fix me.

Andy

false

50,978

8

18

22

No, no, I think it was more like, 'you know, I liked him, but I don't anymore because he did a bad job, so I'm definitely gonna yell at him'.

Jim

false

32,950

6

7

9

Wha- what?

Michael

false

37,407

6

21

33

I'm not saying she's in love with him. But she could have left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob shirt.

Pam

false

5,090

2

9

25

Why

Michael

false

53,297

9

2

45

OK. [to Erin] I'll call you later.

Andy

false

18,812

4

20

You can not, I have a thing tonight.

Michael

false

40,176

7

6

I invited everyone in the office because it's not a day for just Jim or Pam or the baby or me. It is about us all. And I thought we should all celebrate... my joy. And our, all of ours joys.

Michael

false

18,516

4

3

53

Why can't you guys do it?

Stanley

false

18,027

4

2

60

I'd love to talk to you about it more.

Ryan

false

37,396

6

21

32

Andy?

Michael

false

4,879

2

8

50

Never for me always means never, ever, ever.

Jan

true

44,568

7

21

28

Hey Creed.

Erin

false

38,721

7

2

13

You know what Dwight? You need to go back there, and you need to 'Pretty Woman' their asses.

Kelly

false

13,607

3

14

16

Either this chick is a dude or Halpert got scared straight!

Packer

false

38,784

7

2

25

I thought they were kind of cute.

Kelly

false

14,375

3

17

24

I love this woman!

Michael

false

6,526

2

13

19

Oh, ah, no but no. You know what let's go out. That was a good idea. Let's go out.

Jim

false

57,086

9

16

15

That's kinda uncool, man.

Creed

false

58,632

9

21

27

You��re gonna want to invest in a lot more liability insurance, but, uh��

Jim

false

51,914

8

21

43

Oh, come on.

Oscar

false

34,464

6

12

15

Okay you know what you get? You get a thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn't have to go through this again.

Michael

false