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You are the retard. Each option gives you the ability to buy or sell 100 shares (.04 \* 100) \* 2000 = 8000.	Mom always told me I was special
Puts?	Long the VIX, always. Good way to lose money fast.
Fuck it do it. Get some puts one month out. Do it now. Might gap down tomorrow. The miners have been running pretty hard.	I know, I need to. I have positions with spy and apple now. I gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Deal	i'm not even joking just bought 1900c for $3 as this week's lotto
Black levels are way better on the OLED. IE the piece of shit called game of thrones season 8 actually looks good on this TV. On my samsung, I couldn't make out shit.	OLED is da wey
They were just gonna blow it on 5 years of binge drinking anyway.	Totally worth it imo
When will you guys learn?	Was down to .65 at one point but ended at .54 (you advised selling at .56 so you were right!) I'll give you an update tomorrow. I appreciate your input either way :)
Thanks for the info, I appreciate the non shitposting lmao	👍🏼
Sir this is a Chuck E. Cheese’s	DD actually used to be CC which stood for Chuck E. Cheese’s. This changed when the autists of WSB kept making typos.
Got it, thanks m8. So no real news	Nah. Just technical moves.
I bought a Peloton for my husband’s boyfriend so one could say I know my people	Solid DD
maybe he thinks he'd sell them to himself	Can I facilitate him selling something to himself and receive a premium? I'll really take all the hassle out of his gambling, honest.
depends on when ur exp is. I have a 48 call till jan 24. Ima hold and see what happens after ces. been a rough day.	This guy has infinite time to expiration, aka owns shares
420 pounds.	Well, yes, but how about kiloquazars?
cheers brother, best wishes for 2020 for you man, my pms are always open if you wanna talk investing/ need help	Got it bro, same is true for you too! Anything you need let me know!
yeah but I didn't have any money.	You still didn't have any money after that, you know.
I dunno bout that but I know a lot about premature ejaculation	Hey look guys, he got the joke! Ha!!!
SPY is trading at $321 right now. If it dips to $300 I still don't think anybody will give him $8,000 for the contracts he bought.	If he bought at fair value and assuming liquidity, then he will profit. People thought a recession was just as unlikely before 2008 and 2000, but it can still happen. Very risky is not the same as very stupid.
Good bot	It had to be said.
Yeah I’m chill now. Made back my losses and made roughly 20% in profits. Also I used this same “strategy” for Visa and lost like 80% of my portfolio a few months back haha.	Yup I lost 90%. Amazon is rallying me back lately
Thanks, yeah epzm, my bad	ESPR might not be a bad play for the pdufa run ups either
NIO has news for investors, tomorrow. The stock is up over 50% today.	Is NIO the new ACB that I'm going to have to starting fucking hating?
All football players are rapidly depreciating assets; their jobs are specifically designed to destroy their minds and bodies. Hard sell.	And most of them can't seem to keep their mouths shut on sensitive and controversial topics. Double hard sell.
That would be ludicrous gains in r/investing	And here for a majority
French onion or salsa?	Yes!
Wait if I have been on wsb long enough does that mean I can practice the law?	Haupt: I am the law
I only fully figured out options last night, I know there’s a bunch of different strats you can do but imo shorting is just waaaaayyy to risky	That's why full collateral is required. Most people use long options as the collateral to hedge against the risk in short leg. Shorting anything is infinite risk but naked options can reach infinity faster.
Trump has been manipulating the market since he got in office. I swear he has a RH account that’s so hard in the green he’s at risk of crashing the app.	I wouldn't even be that surprised if he uses RH.
wtf nice, positions?	wasn't paying attention and amdp tanked and I was stubborn to bag hold it, pavm spiked last week to redeem me
Yeah the kid legit bought shares of ACB what a larper and he aggressively drinks vodka and uses maple syrup as a chaser 🤣	try it. many worse chasers out there
A whole year out? ATM? Dude you don't belong in this sub	Ive lost as much money as ive gained (probably lost more) playing ER and monthly options. This is my last go at it before giving up options. All my longer options would have made money if I had stronger hands. No more ER options for sure...
clearly you shouldn't listen to any of us	So I should listen?
I think Powerball has better chance	Way worse odds on PowerBall
I don’t know bro, I think you are gay	So he is one of us
Yeh 60/40 spy/bonds real complex	You’re right. Financial planners and CPAs get paid lots of money because they can separate capital using your formula. Don’t tell anyone!
Such a boomer insult, but dont be mad you suck at investing. It is why you are here after all.	U r fuming
Rookie. I can do it in 10.	GUH
So do I. And the Batman. There are rumblings that the smart watches might finally be starting to negatively affect watch prices by getting guys to switch over...we shall see.	I like the oyster bracelet on the batman. The jubilee bracelet doesn't fit it. I'm on the list already for the hulk and Pepsi. Lol good thing its going to take a while before I get the call.
No. We all came before you. You get sloppy seconds	Just how I like it!
And most of them can't seem to keep their mouths shut on sensitive and controversial topics. Double hard sell.	Oddly enough, they aren't replaceable so no one is going to stop them.
How long is the 3 business seconds in miles?	Long enough to reroute your transaction through a minimum of 4 banks.
Amazon is already making some games to showcase AWS's ability to host online MMO games like World of Warcraft (Amazon's game is essentially a WoW clone). Apple definitely needs to buy out fortnite or some shit to be able to compete.	Indeed. Also, GOOG has Stadia, and MSFT has their Stadia clone. AAPL is already falling behind bigly.
Holy cow you’re picking the oldies	yeah, i mean they're girls i liked when I was younger so it's more like an unfulfilled dream. except for Paz, she's 43 which isn't too far off imo.
still holding it.	Rip ya degenerates
Leverage won't allow him to keep it.	He’s fucked.
What's this call gonna bring us so?? I left some calls purely to see how this all plays out	I’ll take any positive news, we will see soon
Whatever the hell they did it's not transparent at all, says my balance is $50 higher than it should be, but it's not in my buying power and is still listed as 'options collateral' if I check the withdrawal availability menu, but the put credit spread is just gone from my portfolio	Fuckery. Godspeed.
Who wanna bet on their trade?	Melatonin
Spreads or just naked?	Spreads
I'm in the same boat	Fuck it. 22$ call. Well see
What new flair? I always had this	first time i saw you poop in your pants
lol im not, i saved like 10k from working in a fast food restaurant	Then your apathetic reaction to losing 70% of that makes no sense unless you enjoy slaving away for Ronald McDonald.
Ibkr gives margin loans at a bit less than 4%, which I would take any day. I think a low risk strategy with covered calls and whatnot can net you at least 6% a year consistently regardless of market conditions. But I live in shithole nanny state Australia where the government thinks everyone is retarded and can't handle margin, so here I am unable to borrow. You guys have it good in America.	IB's at just about 3% now that interest rates have dropped :)
Thank you for that advice, I didn’t expect that from wsb. We thrive on loses and porn	We thrive on the wins. We just get by on the losses and porn.
Nice	Nice
They were for Santa rally	Tax loss selling all the time at the end of the year.
The GUH bot	The GUH bot.
I just refreshed the page as I was about to search for that BA thread where homeboy told us about his BA options getting exercised for 600k (forgot about it till now). I didn't check on BA today until now. 8k downturn for him at the open holding 2k in shares. Where you at friend? Did you sell everything?	Ooo goodshit I forgot about that guy lmao
how to make everyone dislike your video put trump and obama tied for #1 most admired person trump fans hate u and liberals hate u.	Thanks for saving me a click.
At least you can use those to get a job	You sure about that?
you must be really sour bagholding those strikes	I don’t have positions I’m just waving a flag. Tesla does drop hard when it does though just saying
PT for EOW?	No clue lol. +-25%?
I terror your dad vagina	He terrorizes mine 🤤
Reeeeeee google it	It’s 2020 bro you can’t say that
That’s exactly was I was thinking, tomorrow will be a great day. 🙏🏻🤞🏻	Might put like 500$ or something in this and see what happens
Sulphur Law of 2020. What's your play?	I like COP. Got in at $57.17... Still has nice upside. Seems to have broken out
nah this is ass	ok
I also have a friend with a new accord hybrid	Hybrid is one of the cheapest trims.
this, my friends, is the way	It is the way.
Buy the AMZN dip instead	YES, please do! Help a brother out! Lol
AMZN dipped	Bro, you’re more hard up on AMZN than Papa Bezos!
Sell the news	Priced in
Well you could sell otm spreads then right? Close position before earnings	Until you get fucked by a rogue wave. Just not worth it IMO. Your money not mine tho lol
Nah BA is about to drop like broku did.	Ya new price target is 320 but I still wouldn't buy puts
Haha isn’t that true? Just wait until the ass falls out of this market. Really gonna be somethin.	Only because the assholes frontrunning us are gonna be like “oops, did the market just drop 20%? Well look at that.. fed, fuck you pay me.”
When Chinamen dollars go downies Freedom Bills go uppies. Mmmmkay?	Ok makes sense on currency foreign exchange I just wasn't sure it did the same for stocks.
this won't stop till $120	Rip to OP then
DD	What's DD?
Or they don’t give a fuck and think it’s going to like 2k. Might just be some rich fuck who wants Tesla shares forever. Gives no shit when he buys it.	Then why use calls?
Parley those gains into the spy shares?	If we can get a few more red days I was thinking about throwing 25k - 50k at $UPRO.
Pretty sure the 27th is the last day, and it has to be settled by the 27th.	Wtf. So profits I take tomorrow gets deferred to 2020?
Oh shit it is RICH BITCH. Where you been RICH BITCH?	Just been jacking off while covered in feces.
Why not stay small? If you can diversify right, at a $75,000 portfolio, all you need is to get a percent a day on most of your investments and sell, and its still a 6 figure income per year. In fact 2% per week is still decent for some people. People trying to win the lottery on a single stock screws them over half of the time. And that half is all the time for some people.	You still have to make the right trades to get 2% a day. Having no idea what he is doing its more likely he would just lose 2% a day
You sure about that?	Yes
I doubt it dude. AMD might still go up but there are way better plays out there.	Im looking into Biotech but Im still new to it
So I should listen?	to every comment but this one
It is the way.	I have spoken
because tax is based on the transaction date, not settlement date unless you are shorting a stock	It’s the 27th
Martingale roulette strategy, lost 1.5k doing that lol didn’t have enough to do it again	The funny part of martingale to me is the things people will blindly do for loss aversion that they would never risk for a gain.
Technical analysis is mostly bullshit. It isn’t total bullshit, but it’s mostly bullshit.	It's a good way to retroactively look at trading behavior, but has very little predictive power, despite the fact that so many professional analysts have built careers around it. Oddly, with the way that bots handle a lot of trades, it has become better because data analysis is once way that some bots execute trades.
selling premium to gen z is free money	Lmao
I heard about that. Wasn't CHF pegged, so everyone was long, then they removed it or whatever and it fucking tanked.	Exactly. I just hit the sell button when a $50 play was at about $7500 loss in seconds. Wiped out some major Forex companies that day and cost me $5K in blink of an eye. Never touched FX again after that.
too curious not to click that, regretted it just solely due to the captions	it's a DD for $MCD go check it out
I see. So you believe price moves randomly and price bouncing off strong support levels and falls after hitting strong resistance levels are just coincidence and when big players decide to buy or sell, they just randomly pick a time and/or price. Interesting.	If there’s any validity to what ur saying, that’s a game the bots will dominate you at.
Doesn't count if they tuck it you fucking biggot.	Or wear makeup.
Can zero be a support?	Well it's certainly a floor.
Does my mom's count?	Only if it's not during your birth.
They just wanna hit 420 over and over again	Same
Metric or imperial?	Personal.
What do you mean by getting it back in 2 months? Are you saying when she does her taxes the bonus will actually end up being taxed at her Normal tax bracket?	Yes.

You are the retard. Each option gives you the ability to buy or sell 100 shares (.04 \* 100) \* 2000 = 8000.

Mom always told me I was special

Puts?

Long the VIX, always. Good way to lose money fast.

Fuck it do it. Get some puts one month out. Do it now. Might gap down tomorrow. The miners have been running pretty hard.

I know, I need to. I have positions with spy and apple now. I gotta risk it for the biscuit.

Deal

i'm not even joking just bought 1900c for $3 as this week's lotto

Black levels are way better on the OLED. IE the piece of shit called game of thrones season 8 actually looks good on this TV. On my samsung, I couldn't make out shit.

OLED is da wey

They were just gonna blow it on 5 years of binge drinking anyway.

Totally worth it imo

When will you guys learn?

Was down to .65 at one point but ended at .54 (you advised selling at .56 so you were right!) I'll give you an update tomorrow. I appreciate your input either way :)

Thanks for the info, I appreciate the non shitposting lmao

👍🏼

Sir this is a Chuck E. Cheese’s

DD actually used to be CC which stood for Chuck E. Cheese’s. This changed when the autists of WSB kept making typos.

Got it, thanks m8. So no real news

Nah. Just technical moves.

I bought a Peloton for my husband’s boyfriend so one could say I know my people

Solid DD

maybe he thinks he'd sell them to himself

Can I facilitate him selling something to himself and receive a premium? I'll really take all the hassle out of his gambling, honest.

depends on when ur exp is. I have a 48 call till jan 24. Ima hold and see what happens after ces. been a rough day.

This guy has infinite time to expiration, aka owns shares

420 pounds.

Well, yes, but how about kiloquazars?

cheers brother, best wishes for 2020 for you man, my pms are always open if you wanna talk investing/ need help

Got it bro, same is true for you too! Anything you need let me know!

yeah but I didn't have any money.

You still didn't have any money after that, you know.

I dunno bout that but I know a lot about premature ejaculation

Hey look guys, he got the joke! Ha!!!

SPY is trading at $321 right now. If it dips to $300 I still don't think anybody will give him $8,000 for the contracts he bought.

If he bought at fair value and assuming liquidity, then he will profit. People thought a recession was just as unlikely before 2008 and 2000, but it can still happen. Very risky is not the same as very stupid.

Good bot

It had to be said.

Yeah I’m chill now. Made back my losses and made roughly 20% in profits. Also I used this same “strategy” for Visa and lost like 80% of my portfolio a few months back haha.

Yup I lost 90%. Amazon is rallying me back lately

Thanks, yeah epzm, my bad

ESPR might not be a bad play for the pdufa run ups either

NIO has news for investors, tomorrow. The stock is up over 50% today.

Is NIO the new ACB that I'm going to have to starting fucking *hating?*

All football players are rapidly depreciating assets; their jobs are specifically designed to destroy their minds and bodies. Hard sell.

And most of them can't seem to keep their mouths shut on sensitive and controversial topics. Double hard sell.

That would be ludicrous gains in r/investing

And here for a majority

French onion or salsa?

Yes!

Wait if I have been on wsb long enough does that mean I can practice the law?

Haupt: *I am the law*

I only fully figured out options last night, I know there’s a bunch of different strats you can do but imo shorting is just waaaaayyy to risky

That's why full collateral is required. Most people use long options as the collateral to hedge against the risk in short leg. Shorting anything is infinite risk but naked options can reach infinity faster.

Trump has been manipulating the market since he got in office. I swear he has a RH account that’s so hard in the green he’s at risk of crashing the app.

I wouldn't even be that surprised if he uses RH.

wtf nice, positions?

wasn't paying attention and amdp tanked and I was stubborn to bag hold it, pavm spiked last week to redeem me

Yeah the kid legit bought shares of ACB what a larper and he aggressively drinks vodka and uses maple syrup as a chaser 🤣

try it. many worse chasers out there

A whole year out? ATM? Dude you don't belong in this sub

Ive lost as much money as ive gained (probably lost more) playing ER and monthly options. This is my last go at it before giving up options. All my longer options would have made money if I had stronger hands. No more ER options for sure...

clearly you shouldn't listen to any of us

So I should listen?

I think Powerball has better chance

Way worse odds on PowerBall

I don’t know bro, I think you are gay

So he is one of us

Yeh 60/40 spy/bonds real complex

You’re right. Financial planners and CPAs get paid lots of money because they can separate capital using your formula. Don’t tell anyone!

Such a boomer insult, but dont be mad you suck at investing. It is why you are here after all.

U r fuming

Rookie. I can do it in 10.

GUH

So do I. And the Batman. There are rumblings that the smart watches might finally be starting to negatively affect watch prices by getting guys to switch over...we shall see.

I like the oyster bracelet on the batman. The jubilee bracelet doesn't fit it. I'm on the list already for the hulk and Pepsi. Lol good thing its going to take a while before I get the call.

No. We all came before you. You get sloppy seconds

Just how I like it!

And most of them can't seem to keep their mouths shut on sensitive and controversial topics. Double hard sell.

Oddly enough, they aren't replaceable so no one is going to stop them.

How long is the 3 business seconds in miles?

Long enough to reroute your transaction through a minimum of 4 banks.

Amazon is already making some games to showcase AWS's ability to host online MMO games like World of Warcraft (Amazon's game is essentially a WoW clone). Apple definitely needs to buy out fortnite or some shit to be able to compete.

Indeed. Also, GOOG has Stadia, and MSFT has their Stadia clone. AAPL is already falling behind bigly.

Holy cow you’re picking the oldies

yeah, i mean they're girls i liked when I was younger so it's more like an unfulfilled dream. except for Paz, she's 43 which isn't too far off imo.

still holding it.

Rip ya degenerates

Leverage won't allow him to keep it.

He’s fucked.

What's this call gonna bring us so?? I left some calls purely to see how this all plays out

I’ll take any positive news, we will see soon

Whatever the hell they did it's not transparent at all, says my balance is $50 higher than it should be, but it's not in my buying power and is still listed as 'options collateral' if I check the withdrawal availability menu, but the put credit spread is just gone from my portfolio

Fuckery. Godspeed.

Who wanna bet on their trade?

Melatonin

Spreads or just naked?

Spreads

I'm in the same boat

Fuck it. 22$ call. Well see

What new flair? I always had this

first time i saw you poop in your pants

lol im not, i saved like 10k from working in a fast food restaurant

Then your apathetic reaction to losing 70% of that makes no sense unless you enjoy slaving away for Ronald McDonald.

Ibkr gives margin loans at a bit less than 4%, which I would take any day. I think a low risk strategy with covered calls and whatnot can net you at least 6% a year consistently regardless of market conditions. But I live in shithole nanny state Australia where the government thinks everyone is retarded and can't handle margin, so here I am unable to borrow. You guys have it good in America.

IB's at just about 3% now that interest rates have dropped :)

Thank you for that advice, I didn’t expect that from wsb. We thrive on loses and porn

We thrive on the wins. We just get by on the losses and porn.

Nice

They were for Santa rally

Tax loss selling all the time at the end of the year.

The GUH bot

The **GUH** bot.

I just refreshed the page as I was about to search for that BA thread where homeboy told us about his BA options getting exercised for 600k (forgot about it till now). I didn't check on BA today until now. 8k downturn for him at the open holding 2k in shares. Where you at friend? Did you sell everything?

Ooo goodshit I forgot about that guy lmao

how to make everyone dislike your video *put trump and obama tied for #1 most admired person* trump fans hate u and liberals hate u.

Thanks for saving me a click.

At least you can use those to get a job

You sure about that?

you must be really sour bagholding those strikes

I don’t have positions I’m just waving a flag. Tesla does drop hard when it does though just saying

PT for EOW?

No clue lol. +-25%?

I terror your dad vagina

He terrorizes mine 🤤

Reeeeeee google it

It’s 2020 bro you can’t say that

That’s exactly was I was thinking, tomorrow will be a great day. 🙏🏻🤞🏻

Might put like 500$ or something in this and see what happens

Sulphur Law of 2020. What's your play?

I like COP. Got in at $57.17... Still has nice upside. Seems to have broken out

nah this is ass

ok

I also have a friend with a new accord hybrid

Hybrid is one of the cheapest trims.

this, my friends, is the way

It is the way.

Buy the AMZN dip instead

YES, please do! Help a brother out! Lol

AMZN dipped

Bro, you’re more hard up on AMZN than Papa Bezos!

Sell the news

Priced in

Well you could sell otm spreads then right? Close position before earnings

Until you get fucked by a rogue wave. Just not worth it IMO. Your money not mine tho lol

Nah BA is about to drop like broku did.

Ya new price target is 320 but I still wouldn't buy puts

Haha isn’t that true? Just wait until the ass falls out of this market. Really gonna be somethin.

Only because the assholes frontrunning us are gonna be like “oops, did the market just drop 20%? Well look at that.. fed, fuck you pay me.”

When Chinamen dollars go downies Freedom Bills go uppies. Mmmmkay?

Ok makes sense on currency foreign exchange I just wasn't sure it did the same for stocks.

this won't stop till $120

Rip to OP then

DD

What's DD?

Or they don’t give a fuck and think it’s going to like 2k. Might just be some rich fuck who wants Tesla shares forever. Gives no shit when he buys it.

Then why use calls?

Parley those gains into the spy shares?

If we can get a few more red days I was thinking about throwing 25k - 50k at $UPRO.

Pretty sure the 27th is the last day, and it has to be settled by the 27th.

Wtf. So profits I take tomorrow gets deferred to 2020?

Oh shit it is **RICH BITCH**. Where you been **RICH BITCH**?

Just been jacking off while covered in feces.

Why not stay small? If you can diversify right, at a $75,000 portfolio, all you need is to get a percent a day on most of your investments and sell, and its still a 6 figure income per year. In fact 2% per week is still decent for some people. People trying to win the lottery on a single stock screws them over half of the time. And that half is all the time for some people.

You still have to make the right trades to get 2% a day. Having no idea what he is doing its more likely he would just lose 2% a day

You sure about that?

Yes

I doubt it dude. AMD might still go up but there are way better plays out there.

Im looking into Biotech but Im still new to it

So I should listen?

to every comment but this one

It is the way.

I have spoken

because tax is based on the transaction date, not settlement date unless you are shorting a stock

It’s the 27th

Martingale roulette strategy, lost 1.5k doing that lol didn’t have enough to do it again

The funny part of martingale to me is the things people will blindly do for loss aversion that they would never risk for a gain.

Technical analysis is mostly bullshit. It isn’t total bullshit, but it’s mostly bullshit.

It's a good way to retroactively look at trading behavior, but has very little predictive power, despite the fact that so many professional analysts have built careers around it. Oddly, with the way that bots handle a lot of trades, it has become better because data analysis is once way that some bots execute trades.

selling premium to gen z is free money

Lmao

I heard about that. Wasn't CHF pegged, so everyone was long, then they removed it or whatever and it fucking tanked.

Exactly. I just hit the sell button when a $50 play was at about $7500 loss in seconds. Wiped out some major Forex companies that day and cost me $5K in blink of an eye. Never touched FX again after that.

too curious not to click that, regretted it just solely due to the captions

it's a DD for $MCD go check it out

I see. So you believe price moves randomly and price bouncing off strong support levels and falls after hitting strong resistance levels are just coincidence and when big players decide to buy or sell, they just randomly pick a time and/or price. Interesting.

If there’s any validity to what ur saying, that’s a game the bots will dominate you at.

Doesn't count if they tuck it you fucking biggot.

Or wear makeup.

Can zero be a support?

Well it's certainly a floor.

Does my mom's count?

Only if it's not during your birth.

They just wanna hit 420 over and over again

Same

Metric or imperial?

Personal.

What do you mean by getting it back in 2 months? Are you saying when she does her taxes the bonus will actually end up being taxed at her Normal tax bracket?

Yes.