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The Department of Justice is currently mulling whether to break up Google,
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or to force it to share data with competitors after the tech giant lost its big search antitrust case.
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But I hope the DOJ considers how good Google behaves sometimes.
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We already made the thumbnail.
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They just added better source citations to AI overviews,
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so you can find exactly where it got the idea that the force
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is real and you're just not trying hard enough.
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Squeeze, Try squeezing.
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The leaker, Sonny Dixon,
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on Twitter actually...
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Hahahaha
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Oh, the quick bits.
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Oh yeah.
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Coming right up, Jacob.
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Are you ready for this?
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Let's go.
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ARM is working on a GPU that will compete with Nvidia and Intel
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That's just his name!
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according to sources who spoke to Israeli business outlet Globes.
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Of course, Arm already makes GPUs that compete with those companies in their Snapdragon X Windows laptops.
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They just compete badly.
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He actually posted the three other, much more safe for the dinner table colors in July,
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Up to a hundred engineers are reportedly working on this new GPU,
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which sounds like it'll either be a discrete gaming GPU or an AI accelerator,
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which is just a graphics card used solely to make the internet worse.
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About a week after confirming that they'll let you install SteamOS, on Windows handhelds,
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Valve has released official drivers for Steam Deck
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to allow owners to install and run Windows if they want to.
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Maybe you want to run unsupported games or emulators,
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or maybe you just like to suffer.
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Either way, Valve has you covered.
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Now, having said that, the drivers aren't perfect.
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For example, the Windows audio drivers don't support the Steam Deck's speakers yet
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just headphones and Bluetooth audio.
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So I can play Fortnite on my Steam Deck
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and I won't be able to hear any of the eight-year-olds that don't know how to mute their mic?
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Sign me up.
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Did they say mean things to you, Jacob?
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An ISP in the US is petitioning the Supreme Court
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to overturn a ruling that would require them to disconnect customers accused of piracy.
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It's a very serious issue being championed by a company with a very silly name, Cox Communications.
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strangely omitting the fourth one, presumably out of embarrassment.
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As the ruling currently stands,
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Americans could be cut off from the internet just because they, or someone whom they share a network with,
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received a couple of unproven accusations of copyright infringement.
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I think it's unbelievable that a US court made
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a decision so bad that an internet service provider is accidentally taking a pro-consumer stance.
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Bam!
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What is this?
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What's happening?
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A team of researchers has published a paper
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suggesting that bikes could be hacked.
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Specifically, professional-grade bikes that have wireless gear-shifting systems,
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such as those made by Shimano.
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Is that okay?
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It took him two weeks to muster the courage to finally be honest with the world.
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Scientists found that the signals put out by these
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bikes were interceptable from up to 10 yards away,
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allowing hackers to shift a victim's gears
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or even jam gear-shifting on a specific bike.
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Fortunately, Shimano has already patched the vulnerabilities,
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which is unfortunate for those of us who thought the Tour de France might finally become exciting.
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And an international group of researchers have proposed improvements to modern telecommunications systems.
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All we have to do is start using electromagnetic vortex cannons,
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which I thought was kind of obvious, but thanks.
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The cannons in question create toroidal vortexes, like a smoke ring,
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Fine!
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but made out of rotating electromagnetic waves instead of dank vape clouds.
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The vortexes can carry more information than traditional electromagnetic wave structures,
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It's a poop iPhone, okay?
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are more resilient to environmental disturbances,
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meaning they could be used to send data over long distances.
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But the main thing,
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and I can't stress this enough,
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they're called electromagnetic vortex cannons.
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What, we're just not gonna use them?
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Hey,
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why don't you hop on a vortex cannon
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and surf some electromagnetic waves back over here on Monday?
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Previous iPhone leaks
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There's gonna be tech news,
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and I could show you this trick where I blow a smoke ring and then blow a smoke pirate ship through it.
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I've never done it before,
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but I've got a good feeling about Monday.
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have pointed to Apple going with a new color
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that could be described as rose
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You're not ready!
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or bronze,
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maybe indicating a color that looks different in separate environments with unique lighting?
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I mean, maybe this photo was taken in the same environment
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as Microsoft's chocolate brown Zune from 2006.
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We can't know.
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Yeah, if I'm being completely honest, I expect this phone to look a lot nicer in person,
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Apple's expected to unveil the iPhone 16 lineup in early September,
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but if I end up being disappointed,
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at least that'll be consistent with current rumors about the iPhone 16 Pro's design,
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which is expected to feature a new button for taking pictures.
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And not much else.
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One thing the new iPhones will definitely have though, is Fortnite!
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In the EU anyway.
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