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0 | #3 woke up and was having an accident - "It's pushing, it's pushing!" he was crying because he couldn't stop from wetting his pants. |
0 | Home from Franklin street, I almost jumped over a fire. Someone kicked it before I could. Jenny lost her shoe. |
0 | @johnnybeane hey! you just changed your default. |
0 | Finally gave in and was bored enough to start this thing. I think the 140 is going to be a problem for me tho. its like a myspace status. |
0 | @ellievolia If oooonly we were really so lucky, eh? And awh Definitely too early for work. |
0 | buttload of homework! |
0 | needs another copy of visual studio 2008 |
0 | why to we, the only school in the world, be in this week.My school is silly anyway... look on the bright side. When i'm off, u will be in |
0 | omg i've an economics test. and i dont know all the things i have to know and omg im gonna fail |
0 | @robcthegeek Once upon a time Hundred Islands was the pride of Philippine tourism, but coral/clam/rare fish poaching did it in. Kinda sad |
0 | @Henkuyinepu yeah, apparently i have really bad taste |
0 | @hummiemd I KNOW! I was really surprised since everyone recommends them on youtube. I have to call them tomorrow and figure it all out. |
0 | Waiting at the airport for my ride while I get harassed by 2 men trying to sell me ugly hats.. Why me?! I just want to sleep.. |
0 | i left my IDs at the location and now i can not go out to bars FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK |
0 | @celycarmo i'm sorry I don't understand your last comment |
0 | @OfficialRandL when is the announcement? i stayed up late last night |
0 | @KishoreK this is strange, illegal torrents avlbl everywhere, legal DVD not in stock What do I do now??? |
0 | ITS NOT ENOUGH TO SAY THAT IMISS U |
0 | This trolley has up packed in like sardines! Padre game and they REMOVE a car?! Good call MTS |
0 | @RandomlyNat Jeez, I was just trying to help Haha. |
0 | @SupaMagg that happened to me saturday night. along with my glittery green lighter! |
0 | trying to reduce the number of cigarettes in each day! |
0 | yea it is so quiet around here cuz everyone has to work im bored to death with nobody to talk to |
0 | gotta do my cooking assignment its too hard |
0 | @treesahquiche okay, about the applepears, I've talked to a few people and they've ALL had them before. No one ever told me, never |
0 | @jennifermf I know! I'm a night owl by nature, hahaha Am I a time zone behind you? It's almost 1 here |
0 | @mamasvan lol - nope! but i did have complete #camerafail |
0 | @maxime68 @megelder But! I'm useless if I don't sleep It's not fair! I want all the fun as well!!! |
0 | My Pookie has a UTI. I have to be Nurse Gabbie and get him back to 100%!!! No more sodas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
0 | @jillianfish tweet something damn it! and hang out with me please? |
0 | @anistorm |
0 | I'm SO behind in video games, and everything for that matter. I'm yesterday's news |
0 | @sleep_til_noon I did, it was the only one left but I got tempted and ate it soon as I got home I had a chocolate velvet & ate d mocha |
0 | Is stressing out because my blackberry keeps flashing a red alert status for no reason!! Its faking me out and I hate it!!! |
0 | http://twitpic.com/2y34e - I wanna wear my Doc Martens out! Haven't worn them since December. |
0 | When to the shoe repair shop and the guy could not find my shoes! So I have to go back and see if he can find them in a couple days. |
0 | @B_Barnett I did not really see that coming |
0 | just woke up from the most vivid, sketchy, not-cool dreams of my life. time to stare at the wall with the lights on. |
0 | it'll take 3 days for my sister to get her passport |
0 | @nicolerichie OH MY YES!! i miss |
0 | Uh oh... I think I am getting sick |
0 | Good GOD they ruined my belly button!!! |
0 | Watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Makes me miss Toon Town. |
0 | @akianz renting.. but very cheap renting, and awesome house. We had 3 buying attempts fall through |
0 | running nose + spinning head = not a good combination for a meeting! |
0 | @EazyDoesIt87 NEGATIVE.. you lost my vote of confidence |
0 | Nasty budget due and my iphone is being sent to Apple today. |
0 | @Sofii_Noel that锟絪 bad |
0 | Dammit, episode 3 of Kings won't play for some reason stopped in the middle now won't do anything |
0 | I'm so upset that I missed my chat and quiz online because my free internet has ceased |
0 | can't believe it! I'm in disbelief of it all in a way really. How much can I take from people and always get hurt by others!! |
0 | Car show season has started without me |
0 | my throat is raw. |
0 | @KevChoice I just don't get it. What in a persons mind could even have them on some ish like this??? My prayers are with her fam for real |
0 | @frago I hate you. I didn't need to see that. I need to call my therapist now. |
0 | Twilight didn't come yesterday fingers crossed for today |
0 | @NileLegania glad I was able help you feel better. I hate to see you sick Love you! |
0 | is tireddddddd. want to sleep but i have an assignment to finish and an exam tomorrow to study for |
0 | You know, I was thinking... I need money |
0 | omg..its jst teusday |
0 | @ddlovato @David_Henrie ummmmm i cant find it. |
0 | Just heard that they found Sandra Cantu... She was only 8 yrs old |
0 | @corrosivecandy Ive forgotten how to snoo-snoo I wonder if snoo-snoo and I will ever meet again... |
0 | @AmaNorris wow that last tweet made me seem like a giant sexist...sorry about that |
0 | My bathtub drain is fired: it haz 1 job 2 do, & it iz FAIL. I got all Drano on its ass, & iz STILL NOT DRAINING. I wanna shower, dangit!! |
0 | stuck at home |
0 | @nomadicmatt mine is 1/10 how do you get it up? |
0 | Duckling in famous children's book stolen from Boston's Public Garden - The Boston Globe http://tinyurl.com/dc2htx via @ShareThis OH NO!! |
0 | @Appomattox_News Thank you! However, I hate to be on the same list that includes 2 convicts. |
0 | Heading to Altrincham, again! Out of hours install |
0 | MORNING!!! Good im bloody knackered!!! Work is not for me today HELPPP!!!! xxx |
0 | @jeffreecuntstar I don't have a garage. But you can park in my driveway! |
0 | @lauredhel What happened? |
0 | "On popular music" by T.W.Adorno is probably the most difficult reading ever prescribed, I'm actually struggling to continue |
0 | http://twitpic.com/2y36e - cant see the flowers falling i dont have a camera, just my cellphone |
0 | We've been good. I'm not liking the snow right now, was getting used to the nice Spring-like weather. How about you? |
0 | @brian_armstrong What a pity YouTube is currently blocked in China. I can't see the vids. |
0 | @margaretcho what happened to your show it was the hightlight of my life |
0 | This is the best leather sofa in the world! It's in the office though which means I'm still here working |
0 | Still 3 more days until my Internet gets uncapped |
0 | If he doesn't get better in a few days, he could have something lodged in his belly |
0 | i Love my atekinzz so much. && i soo miss her.. |
0 | I wanna sneak into the zoo and play with the kitties |
0 | @lolitariot oh no hope you're not getting sick too! |
0 | @alejandralei i dont think i can cause its my cousins birthday party |
0 | Our sweet little man just fell asleep while waiting up for daddy and big brother to get home! Poor baby, he missed them so much today! |
0 | the angel is going to miss the athlete this weekend |
0 | trust is hard |
0 | have watched that considering today. yaknow. shawnna tomomorrow;i need my bestfriend |
0 | Grr i want to keep reading but if i do i wont have anything left to read |
0 | atekinzz, where in the world are you?? |
0 | @RumLover No! u supposed to be my date |
0 | pears & Brie, bottle of Cabernet, and "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton"... oh gawwd my life flashed forward to when I'm 40 with my 75 cats |
0 | Crap. I need more dresses too. |
0 | @kaeeeep yeah! i know! it was horrible!!!! ugh. saddening. |
0 | @Brodhe geez ur no fun are you |
0 | I wanna be in a punk rock band again |
0 | @jyesmith That's a lot of angst for a Tuesday afternoon |
0 | I'm very glad Britney isn't crazy anymore! That was one hell of a show! Now I'm sad that it's over. Next up...AP at Cook County! |
0 | has a huuuge headache! omg I feel like crap! |