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https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-rules-states-cannot-place-undue-burden-on-abortion-providers-right-to-make-tons-of-money-off-killing-babies
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Supreme Court Rules That States Cannot Place Undue Burden On Abortion Providers' Right To Make Tons Of Money Off Killing Babies
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https://babylonbee.com/news/the-simpsons-to-require-all-voice-actors-to-paint-themselves-yellow
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The Simpsons Will Now Only Use Voice Actors Who Permanently Dye Their Skin Yellow
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-baptist-convention-to-remove-southern-from-name
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Southern Baptist Convention Removes 'Southern' From Name
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-recommend-locking-down-and-reopening-repeatedly-until-everyone-has-nervous-breakdown
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Doctors Recommend Locking Down And Reopening Repeatedly Until Everyone Has Nervous Breakdown
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/crest-introduces-new-more-socially-conscious-tooth-blackening-paste
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Crest Introduces New More Socially Conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/dixie-chicks-change-name-to-three-persons-of-non-specific-gender-and-regional-background
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Dixie Chicks Change Name To 'Three Persons Of Non-Specific Gender And Regional Background'
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/protesters-near-sodom-and-gomorrah-tear-down-lots-wife
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Protesters Near Sodom And Gomorrah Tear Down Lot's Wife
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/podcast-cops-kanye-and-candace-with-kira-davis
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Podcast: Cops, Kanye, And Candace With Kira Davis
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/mastercard-changes-name-to-equalitycard
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Mastercard Changes Name To Equalitycard
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-college-assigns-wives-to-unmarried-pastoral-graduates
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Bible College To Provide Complimentary Wives To Unmarried Pastoral Graduates
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/updated-less-problematic-history-books-will-only-have-what-happened-in-the-current-year
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New, Less Problematic History Books Will Only Include What Happened In The Current Year
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/i-think-weve-found-all-the-institutions-founded-by-racists-and-we-can-just-stop-looking-for-them-now-says-planned-parenthood-spokesperson-nervously
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'I Think We've Found All The Institutions Founded By Racists And We Can Just Stop Looking For Them Now,' Says Planned Parenthood Spokesperson Nervously
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/cities-successfully-preserving-existing-statues-by-re-naming-them-all-karl-marx
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Cities Protecting Statues By Disguising Them As Karl Marx
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-defies-liberals-by-chugging-entire-bottle-of-aunt-jemima-syrup-at-rally
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Trump Defies Liberals By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Aunt Jemima Syrup
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/man-horrified-as-kids-give-him-noose-for-fathers-day
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Man Horrified As Kids Give Him Noose For Father's Day
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/mr-nezzers-chocolate-factory-under-investigation-for-violating-child-labor-laws
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Mr. Nezzer's Chocolate Factory Under Investigation For Violating Child Labor Laws
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-attendance-at-his-next-rally-will-be-mandatory
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Trump Announces Attendance At Next Rally Will Be Mandatory
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-is-something-racist
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Infographic: How To Tell If Something Is Racist
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/with-statues-gone-pigeons-forced-to-poop-on-rioters
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With Statues Gone, Pigeons Forced To Poop On Rioters
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-christian-cant-wait-to-get-to-heaven-so-he-can-lecture-god-on-privilege
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Progressive Christian Can’t Wait To Get To Heaven So He Can Lecture God On Privilege
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/civil-war-socialism-and-the-simpsons-the-dinesh-dsouza-interview
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Civil War, Socialism, And The Simpsons: The Dinesh D'Souza Interview
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-authorizes-use-of-mount-rushmores-laser-eyes
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Trump Authorizes Use Of Mount Rushmore's Laser Eyes
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-says-empty-seats-were-for-jesus
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Trump Says Those Empty Seats At His Rally Were Actually Reserved For Jesus
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/down-with-white-supremacy-or-whatever-shouts-crowd-as-they-tear-down-statue-of-the-fonz
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'Down With, Uh, White Supremacy Or Whatever!' Shouts Crowd As They Tear Down Statue Of The Fonz
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/fox-announces-night-at-the-museum-4-revenge-of-the-statues
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Fox Announces 'Night At The Museum: Revenge Of The Statues'
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/protesters-attack-presbyterian-worshipers-after-mistaking-them-for-statues
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Protesters Attack Presbyterian Worshipers After Mistaking Them For Statues
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-introduces-new-send-mob-feature
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Twitter Introduces New 'Send Mob' Feature
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/navy-seals-to-be-replaced-with-social-workers
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Navy SEALs To Be Replaced With Social Workers
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/abraham-receives-another-bazillion-ties-for-fathers-day
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Abraham Receives Another Bazillion Ties For Father's Day
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-warn-nation-to-brace-for-spike-in-dad-jokes
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Experts Warn Of Spike In Dad Jokes Today
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-nominates-himself-to-the-supreme-court
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Trump Nominates Himself To The Supreme Court
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/washington-post-calls-on-patriots-to-change-offensive-name
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Washington Post Calls On Patriots To Change Offensive Name
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/fathers-day-gift-guide
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Father's Day Gift Guide
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/cancel-culture-despite-problematic-past-jesus-still-offering-to-cancel-sins-of-the-world
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Cancel Culture: Despite Humanity's Problematic Past, Jesus Still Offering To Cancel Sins Of The World
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-clarifies-black-lives-only-matter-once-theyve-been-born
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Planned Parenthood Clarifies Black Lives Only Matter Once They've Been Born
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/i-told-you-so-whispers-ghostly-image-of-george-orwell-hovering-over-nation
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'I Told You So,' Whispers Ghostly Image Of George Orwell Hovering Over Nation
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/cancel-culture-isnt-real-removed-from-bookshelves-after-authors-old-tweet-surface
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Bestselling Book 'Cancel Culture Isn't Real' Pulled From Stores After Author’s Old Tweet Surfaces
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-now-open-on-sunday-but-only-for-black-people
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Chick-Fil-A Now Open On Sunday But Only For Black People
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/podcast-flashlights-and-duck-tape-with-brent-mann
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Podcast: Flashlights And Duct Tape With Brent Mann
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-takes-vow-of-silence-to-end-racism-gains-bipartisan-support
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AOC Takes Vow Of Silence To End Racism, Immediately Gains Bipartisan Support
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/churches-forced-to-widen-doors-so-returning-congregants-can-get-into-building
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Churches Scramble To Widen Doorways As Congregants Return From Quarantine 50 Pounds Heavier
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/veggietales-creators-reveal-all-characters-are-fruits
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VeggieTales Creators Reveal Characters Were Fruits All Along
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/having-been-betrayed-by-republican-judges-conservatives-vow-to-vote-republican-even-harder-next-time
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Having Been Betrayed By Republican Judges, Conservatives Vow To Vote Republican Even Harder Next Time
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-legislators-retire-in-peace-since-supreme-court-doing-their-job-for-them
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Democrat Lawmakers All Retire Since Supreme Court Doing Their Job For Them
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/report-the-squirrels-are-up-to-something
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Report: The Squirrels Are Up To Something
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/alarming-police-video-shows-miami-csi-joking-about-murder-victim-before-putting-on-sunglasses
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Disturbing Police Footage Shows Miami CSI Joking About Murder Victim Before Putting On Sunglasses
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/toyota-reveals-the-prius-has-been-gay-this-whole-time
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Toyota Reveals The Prius Has Been Gay This Whole Time
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-social-justice-study-bible-replaces-all-mention-of-sin-with-systemic-oppression
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New Social Justice Study Bible Replaces All Mention Of Sin With 'Systemic Oppression'
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/activists-fight-racism-by-making-sure-pop-culture-depicts-only-white-people
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Activists Fight Racism By Driving All People Of Color Out Of Pop Culture
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/cracker-jacks-changes-name-to-more-politically-correct-caucasian-jacks
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Cracker Jack Changes Name To More Politically Correct Caucasian Jack
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-program-helps-people-of-color-adopt-a-white-liberal-to-speak-on-their-behalf
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New Program Helps People Of Color Adopt A White Liberal To Speak On Their Behalf
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-gods-timeline-for-the-rest-of-2020
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Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained God's Timeline For The Rest Of 2020
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-feminist-laughs
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Breaking: Feminist Laughs
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/man-heroically-prevents-history-from-repeating-itself-by-removing-all-references-to-history
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Liberals Heroically Prevent History From Repeating Itself By Removing All References To History
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-admit-they-get-all-their-ideas-from-the-bee
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Democrats Admit They Get All Their Ideas From The Babylon Bee
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-honor-of-pride-month-james-cameron-reveals-the-terminator-is-gay
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In Honor Of Pride Month, James Cameron Reveals The Terminator Is Gay
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-hopes-no-one-realizes-they-lost-their-only-copy-of-the-constitution
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SCOTUS Hopes No One Realizes They Lost Their Only Copy Of The Constitution
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-the-supreme-court-building-just-started-sliding-down-a-slippery-slope-at-an-incredible-rate
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Oh No! The Supreme Court Building Just Started Sliding Down A Slippery Slope At An Incredible Rate!
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/fly-fornication-and-other-puritan-names-the-dustin-benge--nate-pickowicz-interview
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Fly Fornication And Other Puritan Names: The Dustin Benge & Nate Pickowicz Interview
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-to-end-racism-we-need-more-racism
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Op-Ed: To End Racism, We Need More Racism
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-he-is-gay-so-he-cannot-be-fired-from-the-presidency
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4D Chess: Trump Announces He Is Gay So He Cannot Be Fired From The Presidency
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/missionaries-bring-gospel-to-chaz-by-translating-bible-into-primal-screeches
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Missionaries Bring Gospel To CHAZ By Translating Bible Into Primal Screeches
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-says-his-civil-war-will-be-even-better-than-lincolns
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Trump Says His Civil War Will Be Even Better Than Lincoln's
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/five-year-old-starts-abolish-bedtime-movement
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Five-Year-Old Starts 'Abolish Bedtime' Movement
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/black-lives-predicted-to-matter-until-november
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Democrats Clarify That Black Lives Will Only Matter Until November
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-enacts-tariffs-travel-ban-on-chaz
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Trump Enacts Tariffs, Travel Ban On CHAZ
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-war-breaks-out-in-chaz-over-who-gets-to-hold-the-conch-shell
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Well, This Can't Be Good: A War Just Broke Out In CHAZ Over Who Gets To Hold The Conch Shell
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-every-marshmallow-raptured-from-familys-lucky-charms-box
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Miracle: Every Marshmallow Raptured From Family's Lucky Charms Box
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-establishes-manlier-chad-camp-next-to-chaz-camp
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Trump Establishes Manlier CHAD Camp Next To CHAZ Camp
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/protesters-pull-down-joe-biden-after-mistaking-him-for-old-racist-statue
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Protesters Pull Down Joe Biden After Mistaking Him For Old Racist Statue
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/black-sabbath-changes-name-to-person-of-color-sabbath
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Black Sabbath Changes Name To Sabbath Of Colour
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-accused-of-racism-for-claiming-that-all-humans-are-one-race-made-in-the-image-of-god
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Bibles Pulled From Shelves For Outdated Idea That All Humans Are Of One Race And Made In The Image Of God
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/podcast-not-all-cops
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Podcast: Not All Cops
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/removal-of-guns-from-looney-tunes-expected-to-expand-appeal-to-big-sissy-babies
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Removal Of Guns From Looney Tunes Expected To Expand Appeal To Big Sissy Babies
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/merriam-webster-to-determine-all-definitions-using-twitter-polls
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Merriam-Webster To Determine All Definitions Using Twitter Polls
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/paw-patrol-replaces-chase-the-cop-with-karl-the-antifa-rioter
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Paw Patrol Replaces Chase The Cop With Karl The Antifa Rioter
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/acknowledging-their-position-of-privilege-white-democrats-resign-from-congress
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White Democrat Leaders Take Stand Against White Privilege By Resigning From Congress
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/seattle-protesters-abolish-police-replace-with-squads-of-armed-officers-tasked-with-enforcing-set-of-agreed-upon-rules
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Seattle Protesters Abolish Police, Replace With Squads Of Armed Individuals Tasked With Enforcing Set Of Agreed-Upon Rules
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/desperate-seattle-police-hit-antifa-with-fire-hose-of-axe-body-spray
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Desperate Seattle Police Hit Antifa With Fire Hose Of Axe Body Spray
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/911-operator-asks-caller-being-assaulted-if-hes-checked-his-white-privilege
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911 Will Now Require White Callers To Press 1 To Check Their Privilege
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-propose-new-open-concept-prisons
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Liberals Propose New Open-Concept Prisons
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/fox-to-release-die-hard-movies-with-john-mcclane-edited-out
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Fox To Digitally Remove John McClane From All Die Hard Movies
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-damon-to-star-in-pro-life-thriller-the-unbourne-identity
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Matt Damon To Star In Pro-Life Thriller 'The Unbourne Identity'
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-put-down
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McGruff The Crime Dog Put Down
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-solemn-ceremony-democrats-perform-the-cha-cha-slide
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Dems Reach Out To Blacks With Solemn Performance Of The Cha-Cha Slide
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/lego-replaces-police-with-antifa
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New Lego Sets Replace All Police With Rioters
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/reality-criticized-for-not-having-as-many-lgbtq-people-as-netflix-shows
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Huffington Post Criticizes Reality For Not Having As Many LGBTQ People As Netflix Shows
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-democrats-unable-to-get-back-up-rescued-thanks-to-life-alert
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Congressional Democrats Unable To Get Back Up Saved By Life Alert
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/drew-brees-sets-new-nfl-record-for-number-of-apologies
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Drew Brees Sets New NFL Record For Number Of Apologies
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/liberty-for-lil-ones-the-connor-boyack-interview
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Liberty For Lil' Ones: The Connor Boyack Interview
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-propose-replacing-all-police-with-traveling-bands-of-hippies-singing-imagine
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Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing 'Imagine'
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/tebow-says-he-was-kneeling-before-it-was-cool
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Hipster Tim Tebow Reminds Everyone He Was Kneeling Before It Was Cool
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-special-edition-of-braveheart-wallace-tells-scottish-to-stay-home-stay-safe
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In Braveheart Re-Release William Wallace Just Tells The Scottish To Stay Home, Stay Safe
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-censored-on-facebook-added-to-foxes-book-of-martyrs
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Christian Who Was Censored On Facebook Added To Foxe's Book Of Martyrs
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/pd-agree-to-replace-all-weapons-with-socially-conscious-slam-poetry
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Los Angeles Police To Undergo Intensive Socially Conscious Slam Poetry Training
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/antifa-member-lectures-d-day-veteran-on-how-to-fight-fascism
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Antifa Member Lectures D-Day Veteran On How To Fight Fascism
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/local-dad-names-his-kids-thirsty-hungry-and-bored-just-for-the-jokes
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Dad Names His Kids Thirsty, Hungry, And Bored Just For The Jokes
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-app-syncs-all-your-social-media-to-latest-virtue-signals-so-you-never-look-problematic
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New App Automatically Updates Your Profiles With The Latest Virtue Signals
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-death-star-blows-up-alderaan-in-mostly-peaceful-demonstration
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CNN: 'Death Star Destroys Alderaan In Mostly Peaceful Demonstration'
| 1 |
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https://babylonbee.com/news/jk-rowling-releases-the-controversial-harry-potter-and-the-basic-biology-class
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J.K. Rowling Releases Controversial New Book 'Harry Potter And The Basic Biology Class'
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