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1,000 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,001 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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1,002 |
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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1,003 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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1,004 |
A father fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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1,005 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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1,006 |
A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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1,007 |
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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1,008 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,009 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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1,010 |
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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1,011 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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1,012 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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1,013 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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1,014 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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1,015 |
They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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1,016 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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1,017 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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1,018 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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1,019 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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1,020 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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1,021 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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1,022 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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1,023 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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1,024 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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1,025 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,026 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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1,027 |
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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1,028 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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1,029 |
A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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1,030 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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1,031 |
A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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1,032 |
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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1,033 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,034 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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1,035 |
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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1,036 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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1,037 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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1,038 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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1,039 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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1,040 |
They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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1,041 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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1,042 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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1,043 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
1,044 |
They don't have the guts.
|
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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1,045 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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1,046 |
Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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1,047 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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1,048 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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1,049 |
A waist of time.
|
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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1,050 |
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
1,051 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
|
How do you catch a squirrel?
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1,052 |
An investigator.
|
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
1,053 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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1,054 |
A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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1,055 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
1,056 |
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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1,057 |
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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1,058 |
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
1,059 |
An impasta.
|
What do you call fake spaghetti?
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1,060 |
You put a little boogie in it.
|
How do you make a tissue dance?
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1,061 |
A carrot.
|
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
1,062 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
|
What did one hat say to the other?
|
1,063 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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1,064 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
1,065 |
They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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1,066 |
An abdominal snowman.
|
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
1,067 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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1,068 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
1,069 |
They don't have the guts.
|
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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1,070 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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1,071 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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1,072 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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1,073 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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1,074 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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1,075 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
1,076 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
|
How do you catch a squirrel?
|
1,077 |
An investigator.
|
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
1,078 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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1,079 |
A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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1,080 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
1,081 |
A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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1,082 |
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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1,083 |
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
1,084 |
An impasta.
|
What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
1,085 |
You put a little boogie in it.
|
How do you make a tissue dance?
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1,086 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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1,087 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
|
1,088 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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1,089 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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1,090 |
They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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1,091 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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1,092 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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1,093 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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1,094 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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1,095 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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1,096 |
Bison.
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did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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1,097 |
Ian.
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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1,098 |
Because she will let it go.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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1,099 |
Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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