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0 | Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. | Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? |
1 | She gave me a hug immediately. | I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. |
2 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
3 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
4 | It's impossible to put down! | I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. |
5 | They don’t have the guts. | Why don’t skeletons fight each other? |
6 | I'll meet you at the corner. | What did one wall say to the other wall? |
7 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn't yours? |
8 | It was two-tired. | Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? |
9 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
10 | Because then they'd be bagels. | Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? |
11 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
12 | You planet. | How do you organize a space party? |
13 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
14 | Spoiled milk. | What do you get from a pampered cow? |
15 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
16 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
17 | Igloos it together. | How does a penguin build its house? |
18 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
19 | A thesaurus. | What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? |
20 | The living room. | What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? |
21 | Because they use honeycombs. | Why do bees have sticky hair? |
22 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
23 | Pop. | What's a balloon's least favorite type of music? |
24 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
25 | An impasta. | What do you call a fake noodle? |
26 | It was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
27 | Put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
28 | Stay here, I’m going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
29 | It got mugged. | Why did the coffee file a police report? |
30 | A stick. | What's brown and sticky? |
31 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
32 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
33 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
34 | They’d crack each other up. | Why don’t eggs tell jokes? |
35 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
36 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? |
37 | For holding up a pair of pants. | Why was the belt arrested? |
38 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
39 | Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
40 | You boil the hell out of it. | How do you make holy water? |
41 | Because they make up everything. | Why don't scientists trust atoms? |
42 | Fsh. | What do you call a fish with no eyes? |
43 | Because she will let it go. | Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? |
44 | An irrelephant. | What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? |
45 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
46 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
47 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
48 | Provolone. | What do you call cheese by itself? |
49 | Supplies! | What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? |
50 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? |
51 | It was two tired. | Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? |
52 | You look a bit flushed. | What did one toilet say to the other? |
53 | Because it had too many problems. | Why did the math book look sad? |
54 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? |
55 | They don’t have the guts. | Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? |
56 | Ten tickles. | How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? |
57 | A carrot. | What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? |
58 | Dung. | What’s brown and sounds like a bell? |
59 | He wanted to see time fly. | Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? |
60 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? |
61 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
62 | It was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle collapse? |
63 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
64 | Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. | Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? |
65 | Yellow! | What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? |
66 | Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. | Why did the student eat his homework? |
67 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that makes okay products? |
68 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
69 | The space bar. | What do you call an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? |
70 | Because he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer change his pants? |
71 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt made of watches? |
72 | Look for fresh prints. | How do you find Will Smith in the snow? |
73 | Because then it would be a foot. | Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? |
74 | A comb. | What has teeth but can’t bite? |
75 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? |
76 | Because it was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
77 | Dam. | What did the fish say when it hit the wall? |
78 | They don’t have the guts. | Why don’t skeletons fight each other? |
79 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? |
80 | Because it had too many problems. | Why did the math book look sad? |
81 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
82 | A stick. | What’s brown and sticky? |
83 | It gets toad away. | What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? |
84 | For holding up a pair of pants. | Why was the belt arrested? |
85 | Puddle. | What do you call a snowman on a hot day? |
86 | I think I'm coming down with something! | What did one elevator say to the other elevator? |
87 | Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. | Why do seagulls fly over the sea? |
88 | A thesaurus. | What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? |
89 | Igloos it together. | How does a penguin build its house? |
90 | Tweetment. | What do you give a sick bird? |
91 | Because it felt crummy. | Why did the cookie go to the doctor? |
92 | B. | What do you call a bear with no ears? |
93 | The living room. | What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? |
94 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
95 | A cat-astrophe. | What do you call a group of unorganized cats? |
96 | They’d crack each other up. | Why don’t eggs tell jokes? |
97 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
98 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
99 | A meowntain. | What do you call a pile of kittens? |
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