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Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?
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She gave me a hug immediately.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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It's impossible to put down!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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They don’t have the guts.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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I'll meet you at the corner.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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Nacho cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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It was two-tired.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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Because then they'd be bagels.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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You planet.
How do you organize a space party?
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Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book sad?
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Spoiled milk.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house?
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
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A thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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The living room.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
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Because they use honeycombs.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
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An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Pop.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
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They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle?
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It was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
What did one hat say to the other?
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It got mugged.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a squirrel?
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A cornfield.
What has ears but cannot hear?
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An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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They’d crack each other up.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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For holding up a pair of pants.
Why was the belt arrested?
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A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make holy water?
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Because they make up everything.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Fsh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Because she will let it go.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
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An irrelephant.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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Roberto.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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Because it was framed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
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Provolone.
What do you call cheese by itself?
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Supplies!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
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It was two tired.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
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You look a bit flushed.
What did one toilet say to the other?
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Because it had too many problems.
Why did the math book look sad?
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A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
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They don’t have the guts.
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies?
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Ten tickles.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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A carrot.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Dung.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
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He wanted to see time fly.
Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
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A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cats?
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It was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle collapse?
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An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
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Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
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Yellow!
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
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Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Why did the student eat his homework?
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A satisfactory.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
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The space bar.
What do you call an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
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Because he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
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A waist of time.
What do you call a belt made of watches?
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Look for fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Because then it would be a foot.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
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A comb.
What has teeth but can’t bite?
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A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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Because it was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Dam.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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They don’t have the guts.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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Nacho cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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Because it had too many problems.
Why did the math book look sad?
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An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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A stick.
What’s brown and sticky?
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It gets toad away.
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
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For holding up a pair of pants.
Why was the belt arrested?
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Puddle.
What do you call a snowman on a hot day?
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I think I'm coming down with something!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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A thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house?
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Tweetment.
What do you give a sick bird?
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Because it felt crummy.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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B.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
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The living room.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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A cat-astrophe.
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
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They’d crack each other up.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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A bulldozer.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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A meowntain.
What do you call a pile of kittens?