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Because some relationships don't work out.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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101 |
An impasta.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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102 |
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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103 |
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
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104 |
An investi-gator.
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What do you call an alligator detective?
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105 |
It was two tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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106 |
Nothing, they just waved.
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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107 |
Because they're a fungi.
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Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
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108 |
Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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109 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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110 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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111 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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112 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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113 |
Supplies!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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114 |
Because they make up everything.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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115 |
To talk to the other side.
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Why did the chicken go to the séance?
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116 |
Igloos it together.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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117 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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118 |
A carrot.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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119 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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120 |
They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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121 |
A stick.
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What's brown and sticky?
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122 |
Nice belt!
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
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123 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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124 |
Ten-tickles.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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125 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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126 |
It was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle collapse?
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127 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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128 |
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
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129 |
A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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130 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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131 |
A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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132 |
It got mugged.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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133 |
Snowballs.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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134 |
It was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle stand by itself?
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135 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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136 |
Because he was always spotted.
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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137 |
You look for fresh prints.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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138 |
Because they might peel.
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
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139 |
A-Dell.
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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140 |
It over swept.
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Why was the broom late?
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141 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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142 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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143 |
Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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144 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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145 |
Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
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146 |
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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147 |
Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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148 |
A puddle.
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What do you call a snowman in July?
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149 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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150 |
A thesaurus.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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151 |
Toad.
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
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152 |
Because he wanted to go to high school.
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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153 |
A king fish.
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What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
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154 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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155 |
A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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156 |
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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157 |
Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
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158 |
Tooth-hurty.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
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159 |
A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
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160 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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161 |
A nervous wreck.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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162 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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163 |
Because it was two tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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164 |
A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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165 |
You put a boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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166 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why did the math book look so sad?
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167 |
Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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168 |
You look flushed.
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What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
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169 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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170 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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171 |
A towel.
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What gets wetter the more it dries?
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172 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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173 |
For holding up a pair of pants.
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Why was the belt sent to jail?
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174 |
Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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175 |
Because it was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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176 |
Dam.
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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177 |
A two-knee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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178 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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179 |
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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180 |
Because she will let it go.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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181 |
Spoiled milk.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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182 |
Because they make up everything.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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183 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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184 |
Igloos it together.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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185 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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186 |
A bed.
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What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
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187 |
A thesaurus.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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188 |
Because it felt crummy.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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189 |
An impasta.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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190 |
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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191 |
Because they're a fungi.
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Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
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192 |
It was two tired.
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Why did the bicycle collapse?
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193 |
A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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194 |
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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195 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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196 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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197 |
Nice belt!
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What did the zero say to the eight?
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198 |
To go with the traffic jam.
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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
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199 |
A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
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