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They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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It got mugged.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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204 |
Computer chips.
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What's a computer’s favorite snack?
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205 |
An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
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It left its Windows open.
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Why was the computer cold?
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207 |
For holding up a pair of pants.
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Why was the belt arrested?
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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Because every play has a cast.
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Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?
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210 |
You planet.
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How do you organize a space party?
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A Dell.
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What do you call a singing laptop?
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Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?
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213 |
An orca-stra.
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
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They have no body to go with.
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Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?
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215 |
Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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216 |
You boil the hell out of it.
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How do you make holy water?
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Tweethearts.
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What do you call two birds in love?
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218 |
Because they are shellfish.
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
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219 |
An impasta.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Because they use honeycombs.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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Holy guacamole.
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What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed?
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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223 |
Supplies!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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224 |
Because they make up everything.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?
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I’ll meet you at the corner.
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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227 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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Sneakers.
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
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Because his parents were in a jam.
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Why was the strawberry sad?
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230 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Because they are two-tired.
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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Because they might peel.
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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Put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Pick a cod, any cod.
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What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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A carrot.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book always worried?
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A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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You planet.
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How do you organize a space party?
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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It was two tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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Because they might peel.
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
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253 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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254 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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255 |
Prime mates.
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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
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256 |
Because he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
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A stick.
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What's brown and sticky?
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258 |
Because some relationships don't work out.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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259 |
An impasta.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Because they don't know the words.
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Why do bees hum?
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261 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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262 |
Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Because he was always spotted.
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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264 |
Fsh.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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266 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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267 |
Igloos it together.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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269 |
Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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270 |
It was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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272 |
It got mugged.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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273 |
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Because it was soda pressing.
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?
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275 |
A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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276 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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277 |
Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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278 |
Tooth-hurty.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
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279 |
Because it was two tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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280 |
Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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281 |
Put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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282 |
Because of all its problems.
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Why did the math book look sad?
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283 |
Supplies!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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284 |
Because they make up everything.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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285 |
B.
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
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Because the 'P' is silent.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
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287 |
An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
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Because it was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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289 |
Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
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290 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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291 |
A king fish.
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What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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293 |
A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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294 |
It got mugged.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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295 |
Snowballs.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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296 |
It was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle stand by itself?
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297 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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298 |
Because he was always spotted.
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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299 |
You look for fresh prints.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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