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I’d fuck a fire for 5k

Real determination

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Is that what he did? It's very difficult to tell from the video

Yeah the driver opens the door and OP takes off lol

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IM STILL TELLING HER AND DAD YOU SWORE AND THREATENED ME >:0

TOO LATE, I ALREADY TOLD HER AND DAD YOU DIDNT DO YOUR CHORES. >:D

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Let this be the first of hopefully two really good snow games this weekend

There's no snow in KC

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TOO LATE, I ALREADY TOLD HER AND DAD YOU DIDNT DO YOUR CHORES. >:D

NO MOM, DAD I SWEAR I DID PLEASE DONT TAKE AWAY MY SWITCH WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Gonna be ugly. Chiefs over Jaguars 45-10

Midway through the 3rd quarter, before the Jags mount another amazing comeback

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Chiefs rack up 40 points in first half, Lawrence throws 5 INTs. Jags score 70 points in second half, Lawrence literally makes every throw. Chiefs win 73-70.

My heart would implode

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heart wants the jags but brain says the chiefs

I think you’ve summed up what most of us are feeling

nfl

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I use "not well bitch" often, and when someone brags about how much something cost I think to myself "didn't you know, 25,000"

Adding that I have a 5 month old baby girl and will now be referring to what was previously her Bumbelina (as in Thumbelina, one of her nicknames when she's grumpy is Grumbelina) as her Gretchen Christine Bootay 😂

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70m fixed is a LOT. Shakhtar should be happy with this

They will given he is their only real asset. They wanted cash to make up for losing all the foreign players but no way they reject 70mil and add ons

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It’s not ideal but if the alternative is the Saudis owning it, this sounds a lot better

I actually 100% agree. I'd unironically rather have Tony Khan completely bury WWE and discontinue it than have it be owned by the KSA.

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Guys I'm sure he's gonna return any day now!! ..right?

I honestly think he will be back

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>I don’t believe this, I imagine WWE goes for a few billion and the Khan family net worth is probably $10 bil? I mean that's why you get partners

That’s fair, but it is harder for them than a larger entity like NBC or Fox, who have the capital to do it alone.

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I mean, folks...

^^^^CM ^^^^PUNK

SquaredCircle

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Name fits

OwO

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If only Linus knew about Git.

They use Git patches, so probably someone told him about Git /s

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I couldn't stop laughing at the preview. Looking forward to it.

The combination of music and scenario of the bear chasing the ambulance has me in stitches every time Edit: it might be one of those situations where it’s just a perfectly cut trailer for a so-so movie, but I really hope not. If there are trailer awards, Cocaine Bear should get one.

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Intents and purposes

In tents and porpoises

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Yeah he was killed by two pitbulls during covid. Shame, he was a real pillar of the community

what 💀

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I sideeye Abel after he said “he almost cut a piece of him for her” leading people to think he offered his kidney for her or that she wasn’t half of what Bella was. She literally just had a life or death situation and he does that? She was bullied for that. And Zedd said he couldn’t handle her fame. I don’t know if she’s still close with Caro but the fact that she was close with her to begin with was even more disgusting-she was literally campaigning for people to vote and speaking about her latina heritage and then you had her friend posting pics with trump🫠 I know she’s still close with connar (her sister) so I’m sure they interact. In a real world I would love for her to drop everyone she’s met from Hillsong but that girl has dependency issues honestly.

it’s so crazy I don’t know how she can be friends with them. She dropped like all her famous friends bc of toxicity idk why she can’t do the same. And yeah abel is absolutely weird and gross for that bc like one he never got tested and two his kidney obviously wouldn’t be viable due to the drugs 💀 Selena and Bella are both so much better off without them, but I did think they were cute at the time (especially visually)

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Compensated? What?

Power trip.

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i think it would qualify as 2nd person plural or 3rd person right?

it's a noun

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You don't need to do anything more than you already have, checked the welfare of a damaged animal. A dog on the other hand, is a licenced animal and needs to be reported. Sorry your shook up. Cats be wild animals despite the domestication. Sleep easy internet dude.

Thanks man 👍

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Presumably is the critical part. How on earth can this one child, born in America, not exist on paper? It troubles me.

My guess is she was registered under a different first name and a misleading surname. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Beaufort scale Light winds at 1-5 kph (1-3 mph). ... Light breeze at 6-11 kph (4-7 mph). ... Gentle breeze at 12-19 kph (8-12 mph). ... Gentle breeze at 20-28 kph (13-18 mph). ... Fresh breeze at 29-38 kph (19-24 mph). ... Strong breeze at 39-49 kph (25-31 mph). ... Moderate gale at 50-61 kph (32-38 mph). ... Fresh gale at 62-74 kph (39-46 mph).

The wording is funny because breeze to me is light and fresh is a nice thing

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Have literally never had a single issue with any eBay transaction, selling or buying, over the last 10 years

I second this

mildlyinfuriating

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We must think he is special as shit.

After Ben White for 50 I’m never questioning Arteta again.

Gunners

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Won't they all be inbred?

Had the same thought. They will have confederate flags painted on their shells soon.

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Won't they all be inbred?

There were 12 females and 2 tortoises, he just had the fastest swimmers I guess 😂. So little bit of mix up at least.

Damnthatsinteresting

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From Roman's, technically speaking

Well by that logic who made the first dirt path

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Só a organização de estudantes e professores pode parar essa palhaçada, pq o governo lula não parece ter muito interesse nisso...

Se não parou até hoje meu bom, qual a chance de parar agora? :( Fico triste pelas pessoas mais novas que eu que não vão ter acesso a uma educação decente

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Even if it's through parody, thank you for spreading my message my brother

Great post, and things have been better since. Hopefully it keeps up.

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r/dontputyourdickinthat

Came here for this

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Its by far the most progressive province by all metric.

Other than, you know, the racism and xenophobia and elected the right-most-party in the National Assembly to power, sure!

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It's my favorite game, I would REALLY recommend Far Cry 5 and if you want to play multiplayer- I'd be down to play it with you and if not- it's still a GREAT game by yourself

Oh that sounds like quite the great game if it's your favorite. I've really liked far cry 3 and far cry 6 I also played and thought it was awesome. I will definately look more into it! Thanks.

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Okay. Who's writing the PL scripts?

i don't know but they did a very good job, i personally really enjoyed this game

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Oh ok, I haven't played the game yet. Although I hear it's quite good. I should get around to play it soon.

It is absolutely amazing, and I hate the genre of game it is.

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You fool... **I AM THE JEWISH TRANSGENDER UKRONAZI PROPAGANDA!** ***KNEEL BEFORE ME*** *or something like that*

russia has captured the non-euclidean hyperfortress known as “pisky” how can you foolish westoids cope

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Etimos.

Metalefs

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Etimos.

Malista

pcmasterrace

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i don't want to be negative but this guy is surely not worth 70 fucking million with almost nothing to show for it

He's absolutely worth it. He's arguably the best player in Ukraine and has 20 goal contributions so far this season

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The 1630 is the card we didn't ask for and didn't deserve

You mean the 6gb 3060?

pcmasterrace

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Webull… “your risk level is safe bro, go ahead and yolo your whole account “ ha ha

Lol or “Perfectly understandable, have a good day”

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That line from Carol gets me every time 💀

I honestly say “one was Luann’s” to MYSELF on a regular basis because I have a lower voice 😂💀

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Just for the record, CLO’s are some of the most risk adverse people on the planet. I find it hard to believe the company has any chance of disappearing if he’s wanting stock.

Ding ding ding....we have a wiener 🌭

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Halal really came for Roems worst first out gig and snatched it away

Soju?

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It is INSANE to me that the narrative was spun that Ashley was the aggressor and spit on someone’s mother due to an argument. If this clip is really how it played out it is SO clear Roxanne was the aggressor. And it actually seems like Tea was going to have a somewhat collected response until Roxanne interrupted her and continued her rant. AND THEN SHE GRABS A CHAIR WITH THE INTENT TO USE IT AS A WEAPON!!! That’s how you get spit on. Fuck around and find out I guess?

Yeaaah. We should have known better. The original story we heard never made sense.

TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

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Ah yes, the good ol Bob Semple Tank.

Well a Bob Semple, but somehow even worse at being a tank and smelling like expired MREs and Vodka.

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So it seems r/dndmemes has chosen a female tortle with one red and one gold eye and a gandalf beard. This could be interesting

How do you differentiate a female tortle from male, if it keeps like that

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You don’t need to list every job you’ve ever had when applying for others. If you quit no potential employer ever needs to know that you worked at McDonalds for a month while in school.

Plus, it is very common for employers to see "quit due to school workload" and applications and it is perfectly acceptable.

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Birthmark is a nice way of saying mole tbh. Also see: beauty mark

I have a birthmark on my right hand. It looks nothing like this. It's more of a mild blemish / discoloration of the skin.

funny

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Unless you provide your location, you will get answers all over the place

Trying to update but I'm from the Midwest

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How many people do you think will get that reference OP?

Not enough, dammit!

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I mean..have you read a Clancy book? The whole military fantasy shtick aged as well as ubisofts development.

Yes I have actually and so has my father he got me into him. My point is that what Ubisoft produces these days from a story perspective has nothing to do with Tom Clancy's work. They merely just slap his name on the games to try and gin up sales. Just look how well the recent extraction game is doing that also had Tom Clancy's name on it even though he never wrote anything close to what that story was about.

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And wasn't that reunion one of the ones where they only had 4 cast members? Epic

Yep - because Dina didn't show ... it was such an awkward reunion overall.

BravoRealHousewives

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🍦

thank you for the bing chilling

memes

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Lots of it, I think depends strongly if people start to defect to AMD, and if Intel can solve driver issues and ramp performance.

And how much stock is still available by then.

pcmasterrace

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Chad Morris would he outside the program

I fucking hate that man

CFB

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Proppa footy that is 🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻💪🏻

day in the life of a proper brexit geezer

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Chelsea might be worse than Arsenal 20/21

Considering the money they have spent this is 10x worse

soccer

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That happens to me a lot of the time just wipe it off How do you have Reddit and a girlfriend???

Gf comes first i just use Reddit for memes

teenagers

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Haven’t had kombucha in a while so I bought a bottle, forgot it was carbonated and shook it up really good before opening. Feeling highly regarded right now.

By far my whitest attribute is how much I like kombucha

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"That's hate speech because I hate it!" Over on the front page rn Any definition of hate speech that involves defining over half the country as irredeemable bigots is pretty dumb regardless of how popular it is on the far left.

I dislike that it’s seemingly becoming more and more popular to support hate speech laws among American progressives.

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To be fair that describes Jeff Scott, at least in terms of not currently on staff and well known.

Honestly Willy Korn wouldn’t be surprising. Coastal’s OC that Chadwell didn’t take with him. Former Clemson QB too. Perhaps Scott-Korn Duo?

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Bro your characters are nowhere near max level. Also you completely ignored the mirror maiden's mechanics and got locked onto, caged, got let out and then still stood in place and got smited. What in the world did you expect to happen?

He hoped that they just disappear XD

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I thought the reason they didn't do the story mode again was because people just put the cutscenes on YouTube and that was a big no-no to Nintendo?

From what I understand, it was a big no-no to Sakurai himself, at least at the time.

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trying to lure kyrie

I hate it, but this made me laugh

nba

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Based on deez nuts

How could you do this to me mon?

HistoryMemes

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Nice tits, jealous af

☺️

teenagers

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No, he rightfully gets a lot of hate for the second half of his tenure with the giants but he had a very good first 5 years. But there’s a lot more to being the head of sports team in NY than there is in Phoenix so I wouldn’t hate that hire

a NY GM fights off the crowd/critics a Phx GM needs to build a crowd :(

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amk newi hayatım burda bitti diyo siktir git amk

aptal orospu evladı ne alakası var 2 yıldır burdayım

KGBTR

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If you want the kid to stay there and be successful, don’t do it. Have a conversation. If you want to fire him, then do it

that's a fair point, I've had conversations with him about picking it up but not a serious one

barstoolsports

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No, it makes you sane. Ish.

Ah thanks! ​ (HONEY I TOLD YOU I DON"T NEED TO SEE THAT VA SHRINK! GUYS ON NCD SAID I AM SANE ASF!)

NonCredibleDefense

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Yeah that's what I'm thinking as well unless we get a sneaky South Carolina or Florida decides to do something.

Yeah that game is in the swamp so if they manage to have a good team then we may lose that one

CFB

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Not to mention that if she did indeed mean another black queen and confused her with Robin, that only adds another micro aggression. So it's even worse.

sure it's worse if she meant someone else, but assuming that she must have meant Luxx is a weird take (and I'm seeing a lot of people with that take) because Luxx wasn't being abrasive either

SDRUntucked

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aptal orospu evladı ne alakası var 2 yıldır burdayım

eski hesabın banlandı dimi

KGBTR

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Moass starting i can feel it. If not i will be just collecting gme shares. Like fucking pokemons 🚀

ICAHN FEEL IT IN MAH PLUMS

Superstonk

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Moass starting i can feel it. If not i will be just collecting gme shares. Like fucking pokemons 🚀

I am somewhat of a collector myself.

Superstonk

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“Listen, this will become very important soon. If a steer tries to charge you, you jump out of the way then bite him on the nose.”

Correct and if it's an Auburn football player you make sure the jumping is going in the other direction. 👌

CFB

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>!Úúú geci!< >!Hallod geci!< >!Beszarsz geci!<

Pont így! 😀 Van olyan hogy csak g.cc. Az a 2db “c” a végén gazdagon megtolva.

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eski hesabın banlandı dimi

nerden bildin

KGBTR

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you could say he reuses jock straps and actually be correct from the early 2000's

Wait, what??

nfl

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nerden bildin

ananın amından 

KGBTR

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ananın amından 

ucube orospu evladı

KGBTR

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> Theres a free market for producing PS5s Well, not exactly...

lol well yeah fair thats not exactly the right word for it

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Também pensei nisso, e nem era muito longe. Entretanto lembrei-me que nem um nome português, como Sanches, muito jornalista era capaz de pronunciar.

Nem me fales dessa, ficava possuído quando ouvia falar do Renato Sánchez. É um apelido comum em Portugal e insistiam em metê-lo como primo do Alexis, foda-se.

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ucube orospu evladı

anneni öyle bi güzel sikerim ki vakumlanır geri girersin piç

KGBTR

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A King size bed and 3 (or 4 lol) people for one night is completely doable. My friends and I have done it plenty of times on girls nights out. However we actually like and care about each other and our "slumber parties" have always been fun. We get away from the hubbies and kids for a night - order in, gossip, have a few drinks do each others nails etc ...basically act like teenage girls again (but nice ones lol) however 2 nasty stepsisters and a grieving teen in one room is a recipe for drama and bully antics regardless of how many beds there are.

I have a king and I wouldn’t want a 3rd person in there. It’s the equivalent of two twins. It really doesn’t make sense when you have the option of two queens. And since OP was able to get another room on short notice it makes me think that was an option. The last time I slept 3 in a king I was under 10 and so were my sister and cousin. No way would we have been asked to do that at 16, 17 and 19.

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I don't usually experience grief when someone dies, unless the death was particularly tragic somehow (really young, suicide, etc.) It's not that I don't love them, I just accept death as a part of life. It's something that happens and it's not something to wallow in for so long.

I AM 100% THE SAME WAY -- i think it was the fact that i was adopted at 2 yrs old, and the most important thing to infant was taken away - since then, it's like I am numb to all deaths - my grandparents, i didn't even cry for

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Yep. You can't just retire to your plot of land and live off it, you *have* to be paying the state something for it. Which means I *have* to have some form of income. I have a *huge* problem with that.

How dare you enjoy the concept of private property and freedom.

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Fun fact, thhis whole thing with this guy being obsessed and the fsct thst he just kept whining about not having a gf actually started right after i broke up with my first "girlfriend" (relationships arent relationships at 13 lmao). Dude was outright mad about how can "a short nerd with no muscles get a gf".

valid points in every which way. i think it’s fine to have a girlfriend at 13. but being in middle school you should probably worry more about being prepared for hs. but whining and complaining about not having one? if he whines and complains cause he doesn’t have a gf theres probably a good reason he don’t got one💀

teenagers

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anneni öyle bi güzel sikerim ki vakumlanır geri girersin piç

özür dilerim

KGBTR

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Everyone get in here

if i'm already here should i leave so i can come back?

Superstonk

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that's a fair point, I've had conversations with him about picking it up but not a serious one

In my experience, people on a PIP either do the new minimum to get by or start looking for a new job. Very few success stories

barstoolsports

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Dur aq yanlış stat değerlerini atmışım sik beni

kanka ne kadar güçlü olursa olsun Paşamın ömrü az maalesef

KGBTR

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Yensen popping off

meta is gonna be so good from him and bjerg

leagueoflegends

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özür dilerim

sorun değil görüşürü

KGBTR

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If there is less than 600k volume in the next hour, GME will have a top 10 record low volume day.

Almost like drs is working or some shit

Superstonk

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sorun değil görüşürü

siktir git

KGBTR

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Oh it was palpable. And then later he left her in front of the photogs and she looked super panicked when she realized he had left. A real sick move from him and very passive aggressive

makes sense... another pepino pointed out that she looks really mad in all the shots from this event. i had no idea her tits were hanging out that much, either. he really looks down and is horrified. LOL. idiots.

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