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Hoping for the best. | ❤️ | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
I will always stan the bearded queens on drag race | ![gif](giphy|YkGvrqfqpnKzRE8GAv) | SDRUntucked | Create a reply for the following comment |
I feel like about 50% of her Instagram is like this - exploiting the kids 💔💔😥 | Yes they are 😞 | HilariaBaldwin | Create a reply for the following comment |
it's the year of the rabbit as well | And bunnies can be rabbits. | Superstonk | Create a reply for the following comment |
Its a warcrime to use pyro, since most active personel operates against terrorist, this is likely to happen | Unfortunately | shitposting | Create a reply for the following comment |
Tell her to calm down. Works every time. | And make sure to do it in a manly aggressive tone to get the point across. | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
Hmm they seem to be banning all the good users...
NOW HOLD ON A GOD DAMN MINUTE | I will never be ^(perma)banned | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Doviin would probably qualify as being LE 100%. | Isn't Dovin LN? Like, he seems to be obsessed with law and order, not with personal gain. | magicTCG | Create a reply for the following comment |
Oh how is she looney toon? | She’s an anti-vax, crunchy granola “who needs doctors when holistic medicine will fix all my problems??” person. | popculturechat | Create a reply for the following comment |
Ban if not | Ban even if true | BBBY | Create a reply for the following comment |
Ban if not | and banana up the ass | BBBY | Create a reply for the following comment |
Ban if not | This | BBBY | Create a reply for the following comment |
Inter already fleeced us with Icardi, I hope we don't pay to get him before June | Skriniar plays dirty but he's legit. | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
I'm fine with new SM models..... xenos should get some first | Oh and sisters of scilence, blanks are fucking cool | Grimdank | Create a reply for the following comment |
This | is | BBBY | Create a reply for the following comment |
entertainment value. fentanyl has made drugs too dangerous, so this is where i pick up my poison from now. | That's the best explanation for looking at Twitter I've ever seen. | PoliticalCompassMemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
and banana up the ass | Banana Ban up the ass! | BBBY | Create a reply for the following comment |
Ban even if true | if true he gets a free banana | BBBY | Create a reply for the following comment |
People probably streamed the 1st episode on a later day then decided to tune in live for ep 2 | OK so these numbers aren't counting streams? I streamed both episodes. | television | Create a reply for the following comment |
I've got to say, this is my first full day of watching LEC. The pauses and delays were unfortunate, but the gameplay was really high level and the natural flow of the segments during the unexpected downtime really kept my interest. My god what a banging show y'all have. It's going to be hard to go back to LCS, in more than one way due to the scheduling changes. | You're welcome to come back as often as you like | leagueoflegends | Create a reply for the following comment |
yes, WARMODE is the true parallel. matt and shane have similar vibes but are nowhere near as retarded as A+D | dude billy as anna and spud as dasha is making me smile | redscarepod | Create a reply for the following comment |
Why would anyone volunteer though? So it doesn't happen to animals? | $$$$$ | worldnews | Create a reply for the following comment |
WNY is quite lovely, as is Toronto. | Buffalo is not lovely. Luckily, the Bills play in Orchard Park. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
The hair was better before. I would cry. | He ABSOLUTELY looks like he’s about to rage cry. I bet he jumped in the car, white-knuckle gripped the wheel, blasted some Thousand Foot Krutch, and through his red hot tears and rage called Bethany a “fudging witch” lmao. | FundieSnarkUncensored | Create a reply for the following comment |
Just looked it up as I never knew this - supposedly the peak district wallabies have been extinct since about 2000. Maybe OP should report this sighting to whoever tracks this sort of stuff | 2000 really, as a kid we used go see them all the time but that was over 30 odd yrs ago | CasualUK | Create a reply for the following comment |
I'm not going to be mean or bully them about it, this coming from someone who is diagnosed with said thing the post talks about. But someone identifying as "stargender" or "ponyself" or whatever is poking fun at trans people whether they intend to or not. Non binary is fine, but nobody's brain is pony or dog or goblin etc. It's like the attack helicopter copypasta. This is coming from a trans friend of mine and I agree with her.
I won't go out of my way to bully them, but this is how I feel and how my friend feels. I may get downvoted for this...
Being furry is also fine, to clarify! I'm talking about the people who use "dog" or "pony" etc as their gender. | I got banned from the lgbt subreddit for saying similar. I am a transgender woman. | tumblr | Create a reply for the following comment |
NTA. Bridezilla can hire an Oompa Loompa if she wants some weird orangy person to be in a photo. | LMFAO | AmItheAsshole | Create a reply for the following comment |
Her trying so hard to cover them up just makes them look even more noticeable | "oh no please don't look at my massive tits in this tight shirt, I would be so embarrassed"
- Lily, in an Japanese accent for some reason | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
No way I’ve just seen us linked to William Carvalho 💀 tomorrow we’ll be linked to M’Vila and Higuain 😂 | Benzema is going to get the plane to London this time.
For real. For really real. | Gunners | Create a reply for the following comment |
The way I can’t imagine starlet screaming at all | I feel like her screaming would sound like a small sheep in pain | SDRUntucked | Create a reply for the following comment |
Until you get the one really weird guy who says “let me pick your boogers for you and feed them to you while serenading you”. | “And that’s how I met your father” | mildlyinfuriating | Create a reply for the following comment |
I can see the displeasure with that | Much displeasure. I don't meddle with real firearms anymore. So, I'm out of the loop nowadays. | therewasanattempt | Create a reply for the following comment |
Another reason why we need robo refs | They’ve needed that in MLB for so long, what makes you think it’d happen in the NFL? Lol | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Not just him, the whole Tampa team. Its an element that seems like they added to their game after getting embarrassed by Columbus back in the day and its been paying dividends since. | Kuch got suspended in the middle of that Columbus series for running a guy who was already down. He’s always been a little bitch pissbaby who is fucking unreal at hockey. | hockey | Create a reply for the following comment |
She's not wrong though. A year ago is a year from now. Just in the opposite direction to what people have come to expect that to mean. | Yeah actually you're right... my life feels like a lie | pics | Create a reply for the following comment |
This made me like the Flames more, which is quite difficult to do | We've all got a player we like on our rivals haha, Mines Skinner | hockey | Create a reply for the following comment |
Don’t really care to see a child actor fucked up over filming scenes like that. Not everything should be made into a movie, ffs. | Yes I agree. I made a comment further in the thread that it would be difficult to watch an 8 year old doing cocaine and partying like a 20 year old whore even if it were acting/pretending. It would also probably fuck up the actress. While it’s definitely an interesting story it probably shouldn’t be turned into a movie. | entertainment | Create a reply for the following comment |
Is the bitch born with a coffee cup in her fucking hand | She has that coffee/phone hold down pat | HilariaBaldwin | Create a reply for the following comment |
Is the bitch born with a coffee cup in her fucking hand | And her phone | HilariaBaldwin | Create a reply for the following comment |
Oh shit! You're right! That one flew right over my head! lmao I knew that, too! | Is ok, we’re all on the same team ;) | MadeMeSmile | Create a reply for the following comment |
is sasha the only top 4 member to have a confessional every episode? | The other 3 all didn’t for snatch game so yes. Anetra hasn’t had any for 2 episodes in a row (tho she got one in untucked last week) | SDRUntucked | Create a reply for the following comment |
Just before your time | Right before the towers fell, circa '99 | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
Tirico lookin like a Snicker | Great olive Italian glow | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
I agree please do enlighten me on all cheese types from around the world. | 🧀 | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
You're welcome to come back as often as you like | Thanks, and yeah I'm fairly sure there will be many more like me where LEC is just the main league to watch now. | leagueoflegends | Create a reply for the following comment |
Something in the programming, you don't choose it yourself. Therefore i don't know why either 🦧 | Use mods. | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
And her phone | I tough the phone was standard for narcissistic cuntas | HilariaBaldwin | Create a reply for the following comment |
Well maybe. Your franchise has had a rough “checks notes” ….. 6 periods. | Lmfao, exactly | hockey | Create a reply for the following comment |
we did, it doesn't span through out the entirety of january | bruhhh makes no sense. anyway congrats on getting your dick sucked | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
Is it really classified? Because Germany also inherited Mig-29's and made basically all the data they have public, as far as I am aware.
So if this is german archival data, it isn't classified, no matter how much Russia might *Reeeeeeeeeee* | no. its an old manual. i have it and the Mig-29G manual in my GDrive.
we post this for the memes here :D | NonCredibleDefense | Create a reply for the following comment |
If atheism wants to compete with mainstream religions we gotta get some cool hats, why should Islam and Judaism have all the fun? | You don't like fedoras and trilbies? | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
🧀 | This has really opened my eyes thank you | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
The filtering seemed unnecessary. It already has an incredible ability. | Oh, absolutely. The filtering is just gravy. | magicTCG | Create a reply for the following comment |
"oh no please don't look at my massive tits in this tight shirt, I would be so embarrassed"
- Lily, in an Japanese accent for some reason | Makes me think of that Instagram live when she was begging people to stop spamming her comments with “mommy milkers” | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
How do people watch this shit lol | I'm amazed the refs have let them lose three | CollegeBasketball | Create a reply for the following comment |
Lawrence needs to tuck it and run a few times. He's got the lanes | Tuck it like Buffalo Bill | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
That's a ridiculous question. | False! Black Bear \^\^ | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
I mean have you met some of the people on this sub? It wouldn’t shock me at the slightest. | You’re right…but still it’s like holy Christ man. vasy is legitimately going to go down as one of the best goalies ever and it’s a mid season out of conference game. Some people. | hockey | Create a reply for the following comment |
Sup dt hows it going | WTF did you just say to me? 🤬 | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
And don’t forget to pray to big daddy Trump so that he may bless us with his wisdom and help us in our struggle! | Ya know, I heard on Facebook that trump is actually Jesus' younger brother! | terriblefacebookmemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Is Everything Everywhere All At Once worth watching? For context, the only time I've enjoyed the multiverse concept in film is the Star Trek episode where Worf is jumping around, largely because it was so grounded compared to everything that I've seen since. From what I've seen of the advertising, "grounded" does not seem like an appropriate word to describe this film. Should I watch it anyway? | Not remotely grounded. Watch it anyway | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
please explain? You were unlucky, hammered our post three times, sure, but robbed? | Dude was super salty all game anytime a call went against them. | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
I think Destiny is delusional when he keeps repeating that Mizkif sent people over to change Adrianah's story when there is no evidence of that | He keeps repeating the “Mitch came through” quote entirely out of context
They were talking about Mitch spending the entire night with CrazySlick who was suicidal that day. | LivestreamFail | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yup. Happened to me. I was in 3rd grade and didn’t have enough cash to play for school lunch so the cafeteria lady made me put everything back from my plate and told me to leave. It’s been years but I still remember that. It was humiliating. All eyes on me while being denied lunch. | that's horrific
how the fuck is that legal and allowed | pics | Create a reply for the following comment |
The game cut out with 4 minutes left of extra time in the US, talk about horrible timing with the way the game was going!
Was a super entertaining match all the way through | Spanish feed still worked. | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
Wasn't she still dating the chef at this point though? HMM. | He was still in her life, but she was definitely looking for other options because she sent DM's to Matt Cardle (he verified it) and was asking a female journalist about Ashley Cole. | SaintMeghanMarkle | Create a reply for the following comment |
Another beautiful clear day. A great view of the Sierra Nevada mountains. 👌🥹 | Those mountains are the only thing I miss about California | wallstreetbets | Create a reply for the following comment |
He’s had up and down games all year. He’d probably still be the second QB taken if you take this game out. | There were already rumblings of him dropping down boards a bit, but the Georgia game honestly might be enough to cement his as the #2 pick. It was incredibly important for his stock to show out, and he did. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
At that point you're just crushing instead of slicing. Wonder if those people ever think about why all of the tomato's juice gets on their cutting board. | these people arent capable of thinking, obviously. | mildlyinfuriating | Create a reply for the following comment |
I mean I typed it | That's the spirit! | SDRUntucked | Create a reply for the following comment |
Why isnt it possible? | It's just not | shitposting | Create a reply for the following comment |
Pretty sure Jimmy Carter wouldn't be surprised to see Obama there. | Yeah it's almost like he was at his inauguration | NoStupidQuestions | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yeah I never understood the Zach Wilson hype | Pro Day throw….
Every NFL coach is going to have a HEALTHY EGO, they see that arm talent and go “I could coach that guy so good we max out his potential” | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
maybe there are. its best to keep it behind the scenes. non of us idiots should be involved in this | Could be. Bruce unfollowed Mitch on the 1st quickly after the investigation was concluded. | LivestreamFail | Create a reply for the following comment |
Burgeon having more drawbacks than hyperbloom (burning, self damage), but dealing the same damage is a design failure, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.
\#buffburgeon #ornerfhyperbloom | Hyperbloom is mostly the overtuned one.
Due to their auras it kinda just throws any difficulty about elemental reactions out the window. It's cheesy imo and probably some sort of oversight. | Genshin_Impact_Leaks | Create a reply for the following comment |
Burgeon having more drawbacks than hyperbloom (burning, self damage), but dealing the same damage is a design failure, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.
\#buffburgeon #ornerfhyperbloom | It does have AoE tho | Genshin_Impact_Leaks | Create a reply for the following comment |
Burgeon having more drawbacks than hyperbloom (burning, self damage), but dealing the same damage is a design failure, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.
\#buffburgeon #ornerfhyperbloom | Except Hyperbloom is pretty single target favored unless you have all the enemies grouped together super close, while Burgeon is way better in AOE. | Genshin_Impact_Leaks | Create a reply for the following comment |
Burgeon having more drawbacks than hyperbloom (burning, self damage), but dealing the same damage is a design failure, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.
\#buffburgeon #ornerfhyperbloom | well the advantage of burgeon is supposed to be the aoe, but it still doesn't justify the drawbacks. especially if you have nilou. | Genshin_Impact_Leaks | Create a reply for the following comment |
What a game! Need to see a replay of the handball but seemed harsh red from where I was sat. Wrexham really hung on the end, hopefully they get a good draw next round. Coventry played better with 10 men | > Need to see a replay of the handball but seemed harsh red from where I was sat.
Nah it was a clear red, defender dove towards the ball and stopped it going straight at the goal with his outstretched arm. Left the ref no other option really. | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
SAME. He can f**k her into a different personality, but decides not too?
So A toxic set up is OK as long as guys learn to be human. gah. | That but also, once he learns to love her, he doesn’t fuck her anymore?
So she has zero agency throughout this story, but the lesson is to separate love from sex, and never combine the two?
I mean I guess as an object lesson on how to love and care for children that makes sense, but is objectively much fucking worse! | BestofRedditorUpdates | Create a reply for the following comment |
NPCs. Gotta go up and press A. | Okay that one actually me made laugh out loud | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
Let me guess, Draenor EU? | Yeah... how did you know? | wow | Create a reply for the following comment |
Did you ask her about it? If she did something to damage it, a good sister would replace it. | Yep she will | mildlyinfuriating | Create a reply for the following comment |
One thing that gives me solace (besides the huge upset) was how many key players weren’t on the pitch, especially after Lee and mullin went off. Hayden and Mendy would have been huge. | I guess Wrexham is the lowest placed team left in the FA cup now? | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
I watched pretty much Beltrans entire career. One of the best switch hitters ever. Idk how he's not a HOF player. | Being one of the main fall guys in the 2017 scandal might have something to do with it | baseball | Create a reply for the following comment |
It was a different time in the world guys just had a lot more girth back then. | ![gif](giphy|3oFzmrKFSJhEUqsuSQ|downsized) | SquaredCircle | Create a reply for the following comment |
It's just not | WHY. NOT. You stupid bastard | shitposting | Create a reply for the following comment |
are they hot? | Negative! | wallstreetbets | Create a reply for the following comment |
I posted the same thing a while back - 100%!! | Great minds... | HilariaBaldwin | Create a reply for the following comment |
Info: how does your mom know about your relationship with your dad and his new family? Via FB or other SM? Do you tell her about it? Do they have friends or family in common who might share? | I don't hide it from her but we don't really speak about it. My assumption would be from looking at their social media or something like that. | relationship_advice | Create a reply for the following comment |
Uhhh.....tell me those aren't real testicles | Oh they're real all right. | funny | Create a reply for the following comment |
How u sleep at night not knowing I am in your attic | this isnt a threat, I just really think its comfortable up here | 196 | Create a reply for the following comment |
Until HBO axes his show to try to cut more operating costs. | Warner Brothers is John Oliver's business daddy. | news | Create a reply for the following comment |
So how long had you lived in italy by then? | Pretty much my whole life, I’m Italian hahah but in Italy it’s exactly the same as in English “a tua discrezione” means “your choice” “sii discreta” means “be discreet” | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yeah... how did you know? | Because I whispered the very same person today, after they replied they would be up for a recraft. Goes without saying, I felt confused af. | wow | Create a reply for the following comment |
Alabama and Kentucky fans both hoping Texas takes a run at Cal
Though I guess an empty Kentucky job is a bigger threat to poach Oats than Texas is. | If Oats gets poached, I’m starting a riot outside Rounders. | CollegeBasketball | Create a reply for the following comment |
NTA. I hope you have a teacher, guidance counselor or some other trusted professional you can feel comfortable talking to. | Sadly I’m homeschooled. | AmItheAsshole | Create a reply for the following comment |
What | barking? | shitposting | Create a reply for the following comment |
The fallen shall be forever remembered as the imperator finest | FALLEN!!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE FALLEN??? WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS WORD??? YOU WILL TELL ME OR-
Oh, wait, the fallen, of course. Th-That is what you meant, haha.... | Grimdank | Create a reply for the following comment |
Wtf, give it to us instead you bunch of numbnuts | no | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |