id
int64
1
7.31M
subreddit
stringlengths
3
19
comment
stringlengths
1
10k
7,313,401
mommit
What's wrong with Eggos?
7,313,402
mommit
They don't do that anymore.
7,313,403
mommit
I was about to say this why take the best dessert from us?!
7,313,404
mommit
What!?!?!? No no no no no! It’s a nice treat I share with my little like once a month.
7,313,405
mommit
And they got rid of the nuts!
7,313,406
mommit
So pure and simple. Leaving the rest of hanging in the breeze with our "it's been a minute since I ate what I wanted to" run for 1 JBC (WOOPS, might as well get that GD $4 deal! Throw in some ranch, please!), the curly fry from Arbs, AND the one other random dollar menu item from whatever's closest so you feel like you really "earned" your self loathing. (I know its not actually funny but it can't be just me... it's so shameful... Even if I'm NOT alone in this, no one chime in....)
7,313,407
mommit
I usually cook eggs vegan sausage and fresh pancakes for my baby. It makes me so happy to watch him eat my cooking.
7,313,408
mommit
Really?? Man I guess it’s probably been over a decade since I’ve had one
7,313,409
mommit
No the nuts are now in corporate making these bad decisions.
7,313,410
mommit
I get it! I wish my son would eat my cooking.
7,313,411
mommit
Haha. Yup. Things have changed
7,313,412
mommit
I was devastated when I recently learned this. I always ordered extra it’s not the same without that crunch!
7,313,413
mommit
Ooh my baby used to be like that too. I just had yogurt with all the meals I cooked. I know we are told don't use food bribes but he finally starting eating his meals. My son kinda has days where he wants nothing but milk, veggie nuggets and fries. It used to make SO upset. That's when I figured out the yogurt thing lmao.
7,313,414
mommit
Yes they have. They’ve raised the price of these and they’re so tiny now!
7,313,415
mommit
Thats's a good idea!!
7,313,416
mommit
Can I ask, how old is your babe?
7,313,417
mommit
One filled mine up like 3/4 of what OP got and said this is the full amount. I told him you know it isn't. Anyway it was a drive thru and had kids so didn't want to keep at it. Left. Never again.
7,313,418
mommit
Right? Toddlers are very demanding and picky sometimes. There are days I want to ship him to his grandma you guys keep me sane I swear. Like tonight he was acting out on the phone and I never felt so embarrassed and mad in my life. And what makes it so bad I was taking to his grandma and he knows she can't stand high volumes because it hurts her ears terribly.
7,313,419
mommit
He's two.
7,313,420
mommit
You should have seen my son when I had a video staff meeting for work! There's a reason he usually goes to Grandma's while I'm working.
7,313,421
mommit
Omg.. I would have lost it if my son did that. And you know how some employers arnt very forgiving when it comes to kids.
7,313,422
mommit
Hahaha. That is adorable!!
7,313,423
mommit
This is just like my son. He's two, and Cheez-itz are his favorite.
7,313,424
mommit
Mama to a speech delayed 3yo checking in, thank you for sharing this.
7,313,425
mommit
When my daughter was 3 and started for the first time purposefully doing things she isn't supposed to (took her quite a while to figure out that lying exists) she would sometimes sneak gummi bears. I would come into the living room and she would jump and say with a full mouth 'I did not steal anything at all' with a serious, startled voice. It cracked me up so much that I pretend to not see through her lies for quite a while.
7,313,426
mommit
My cat I had with an ex had a very specific gait that would only come out when she was walking to us to request that we retrieve a toy she had gotten stuck somewhere she couldn't reach, along with a very specific meow that would come out when she reached us. Felt very much like she was saying "So an invisible other cat snuck up on me and put my toy under the door into the closet and then disappeared, can you go grab it?"
7,313,427
mommit
Our children: *how do they always know?!?*
7,313,428
mommit
Aww lol. I miss when my daughter was this small. It would be quiet and I would call her name and she would be like "NO MOMMY I DONT HAVE A SUCKER BEHIND THE COUCH". lol bless her little heart
7,313,429
mommit
My little guy doesn't talk either and ik what you mean lol he has a "I have contraband" squeal and it's adorable.
7,313,430
mommit
Little sneak!
7,313,431
mommit
Built-in lie detector, convenient and cute!
7,313,432
mommit
My son's the same, he's 20months and doesn't speak, but if he's upto know good he makes Guinea pig noises as I call them lol
7,313,433
mommit
Both of my sons as babies had a very specific little mischievous giggle for when they found peepee during diaper changes
7,313,434
mommit
Good choice baby, cheez its are always worth it!! lol My daughter has always hummed while eating (at 4 she still does). It was VERY handy when she was little. ~she's humming, I didn't give her anything~ gotcha! lol
7,313,435
mommit
Hahaha so cute. My daughter (17m) and I love cheez its
7,313,436
mommit
Lol i wish I could hear this sound
7,313,437
mommit
She has impeccable taste!
7,313,438
mommit
Lol!!! This is my son too. He's 18M, not a word yet, but if he's ever doing something he knows he shouldn't be doing, he makes this noise like, "Hyuh? huh? Huh? Huh?" And he makes it as many times in a row as he needs to. It cracks me up cause it's adorable! I do hope he picks up a few words soon though.
7,313,439
mommit
Yes my 12mo does too. It's adorable and helpful so I hope this never changes.
7,313,440
mommit
Lol yes! My favorite too! Hard to resist!
7,313,441
mommit
My 2 yo is obsessed with goldfish crackers. Nonverbal but screams when he sees them in a store.. its pretty funny.
7,313,442
mommit
Ditto on the 3 year old speech delay. This past weekend my son said a 6 word sentence on his own... out of the blue. I’d be lying if I said there weren’t some happy tears from this mama. Much love and luck to you all with speech. Stay safe. <3
7,313,443
mommit
Yeah, she just turned 2 and we just now got her into a few programs to help her with speech. Covid is making scheduling hard though. All i can say is don't give up.
7,313,444
mommit
I pointed out to my daughter that she smiles when she lies. I called it her “tricky smile.” So for the longest time, when she lied, she would open her mouth as wide as possible so you couldn’t see if she had a tricky smile or not.
7,313,445
mommit
This is adorable and hilarious. My cat yesterday wedged her toy under the oven and meowed what sounded EXACTLY like a whiny kid going "aw, man!" and flopped over dramatically until I came to help.
7,313,446
mommit
I'm not above perpetuating the "eyes in the back of the head" stereotype!
7,313,447
mommit
I wish i could describe it! XD
7,313,448
mommit
My dad has the same face for when he's teasing as when he's being absolutely deadly serious. It would tend to be used 85/15 for those two things respectively. And that is why I first thought he was kidding when he told me what happened on 9/11 day of.
7,313,449
mommit
We have already read dragons love tacos and dragons love tacos 2 this morning. My son actually woke up and pointed at the book from his crib so we read it in his pjs first thing. He must have known it was the big day because I had no clue!
7,313,450
mommit
See you at Robbies tonight!
7,313,451
mommit
HEY KID! Why do you love Dragons Love Tacos so much? Maybe it's because it's an adorable book. Maybe it's the beautiful artwork. Maybe it's because KIDS LOVE DRAGONS LOVE TACOS.
7,313,452
mommit
It's Nana's birthday today!! And just like dragons, Nana LOVES tacos!!
7,313,453
mommit
Today is my wedding anniversary! This makes it even more special!!
7,313,454
mommit
This made me smile, thank you!
7,313,455
mommit
Haha. This is good. Thanks for the laugh!
7,313,456
mommit
Hah, oh boy, my kid loves this book right now! I didn’t even notice the date!
7,313,457
mommit
Ohhh - we are doing this now! Thanks!!
7,313,458
mommit
Oh we love this book!
7,313,459
mommit
Omg we had tacos and read both books yesterday lol
7,313,460
mommit
Ahaha I just order this book this morning. What a coincidence
7,313,461
mommit
I love this book!!! I read it to my babies pretty often. Although my husband, my mom and I have the joke that the book is jinxed because one of my kids usually poops their diaper when we're reading this book!
7,313,462
mommit
I’m so glad you posted this! And I had no idea there was a second book!
7,313,463
mommit
Robbie is a great example of why you need to read the fine print.
7,313,464
mommit
Since a lot of folks here hadn't heard that there's now Dragons Love Tacos 2: the Sequel, you should also know that Rubin and Salmieri have published a bunch of books together! These all get five stars from my 5 year old: * /Those Darn Squirrels/- a grumpy old man named Fookwire tries feeding the birds in his yard, but the squirrels like the bird food too! * /Secret Pizza Party/- all raccoon wants is some pizza, but people keep chasing him off * /Robo Sauce/- using only common household ingredients, you can make sauce to turn yourself into a robot! (And the book hides a secret!)
7,313,465
mommit
Thank you!! I borrowed this book from my sister, and my daughter loved it. Alas, it has been returned to her... but coincidentally, I was planning to make tacos tonight! Now we’re going to have a dragon taco party!
7,313,466
mommit
Omg! Thank you, my kids are gonna love this. (And now I dont have to worry about what I should make for dinner)
7,313,467
mommit
I had already pulled the trigger on tacos for dinner! How fitting!
7,313,468
mommit
This book legitimately made my son start eating tacos. I'm eternally grateful.
7,313,469
mommit
Don't forget the salsa, but not the spicy kind!
7,313,470
mommit
OMG! I didn’t even realize- my kid loves this book!
7,313,471
mommit
I hate to spoil it for you but looks like the party is NEXT year, since today is Monday
7,313,472
mommit
Omg I had never read this book until last week, my nanny family picked it up at the library. I didn’t even notice the calendar date! Too funny!
7,313,473
mommit
Oh my god!! My son chose this book randomly tonight for bedtime, after ignoring it for a few months. Amazing coincidence.
7,313,474
mommit
Wish I saw this earlier - I would have definitely made tacos for my little dude. These are his favorite books!
7,313,475
mommit
Omg! We actually had tacos today and my son was wearing his dragon shirt, he was soo excited about it, but I didn't know it was the dragon taco party day!
7,313,476
mommit
Am I the only one who sees Bart Simpson?
7,313,477
mommit
I've never heard of this book so was thoroughly confused for a few moments. Maybe I will toss it in for Christmas.
7,313,478
mommit
Well I guess I know what I'm making for dinner!
7,313,479
mommit
I love that story
7,313,480
mommit
My son loves this book series... well duo. When I got the sequel for him a couple of Christmases ago it came with a red dragon with a taco in its claw. It's a cute book. He loves to ask me how the drains are feeling or what are they saying, then I go nuts crying over tacos.
7,313,481
mommit
I only noticed it last night when reading to my daughter because we’re at the point of starting to read alllll the tiny details since we’ve read through it so many times and I was like hey that’s tomorrow! And wanted other people to be able to celebrate haha
7,313,482
mommit
Wait. THERE’S A SEQUEL? We just read dragons love tacos and secret pizza party in one week shifts
7,313,483
mommit
Happy anniversary!
7,313,484
mommit
Stop feedin' those kids so many tacos.
7,313,485
mommit
The sequel isn’t nearly as good as the original. I was disappointed, so I just wanted to warn you lol
7,313,486
mommit
I didn’t either until I saw other people posting about it! I’m adding it to my list!
7,313,487
mommit
Thanks for sharing!! I’ll have to check them out!
7,313,488
mommit
Just be sure to hide the spicy salsa
7,313,489
mommit
There’s usually copies available on ThiftBooks.com!
7,313,490
mommit
With how the world is right now, everyone could use a little extra celebration. Thanks for sharing
7,313,491
mommit
Yep! It's fun, but I love the charm of the original best
7,313,492
mommit
This, but my son LOVES the "Dragons love diapers?" part. He laughed so hard the first time we read that.
7,313,493
mommit
I love thrift books! FYI they were having a buy 4 books get 100 bonus points deal this week.
7,313,494
mommit
Lol! Mine is still a little young, but I bet she’ll get a kick out of it when she realizes.
7,313,495
mommit
Oooh thanks for the heads up! I always buy a bunch at a time so I’ll definitely check that out!
7,313,496
mommit
What a charmer and all that hair!!
7,313,497
mommit
[removed]
7,313,498
mommit
Oh My Goodness, that is so a cute baby, Mama. You must be over the moon.
7,313,499
mommit
So freaking ADORABLE!
7,313,500
mommit
Cutie