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7,313,601 | mommit | Living his best life. |
7,313,602 | mommit | This is great!! How adorable |
7,313,603 | mommit | Love. Awesome kid. I can totally relate. |
7,313,604 | mommit | This reminds me of my sons smash cake. I may post it. Hes double chinning in it lol |
7,313,605 | mommit | This is so funny and cute |
7,313,606 | mommit | That is amazing!!! Your son is awesome :D |
7,313,607 | mommit | That's great! |
7,313,608 | mommit | On the flip side, my son used one hand only to gently eat his smash cake. There was no smashing involved, and def showed us how cautious and gentle he is |
7,313,609 | mommit | LOVE his strategy thanks for the smile OP |
7,313,610 | mommit | My son wouldn't even touch the cake! He doesn't like getting messy turns out That's a lovely photo and gave me a giggle! Hope you and your family have a wonderful new year |
7,313,611 | mommit | I feel like this is the proper way to eat cake. |
7,313,612 | mommit | NOMNOMNOM. I love it |
7,313,613 | mommit | For some awful reason, I read "cake smash potato" and was genuinely confused lol. |
7,313,614 | mommit | It was double chocolate cake. He ate about half of it and then hubby and I pigged out on the mangled remains after we put him to bed, it was pretty good. No wonder he shoved his face in it |
7,313,615 | mommit | Always go cake to mouth. |
7,313,616 | mommit | Does this method work on adults? My birthday is coming up and I feel this could help me with my efficiency goals. |
7,313,617 | mommit | YOU CAN DO IT, BRUCE! |
7,313,618 | mommit | That's the first thing I thought of, too! |
7,313,619 | mommit | Haha aww, that is so sweet. "I didn't wanna make a mess for you, mummy" |
7,313,620 | mommit | I’m massively impressed that you managed to get him to bed after he ate half a cake. Please tell me your secrets!! |
7,313,621 | mommit | He doesn't have sugary stuff very often but i find when he does it doesn't really affect his sleeping patterns. He's also sleep trained with a pretty tight bed time routine. |
7,313,622 | mommit | My husband: “she wasn’t up EVERY hour last night, right?” Me, holding onto my cup of coffee for dear life: “no, she definitely was.” Husband: “huh. I only heard her at 3.” |
7,313,623 | mommit | How about he hears the baby crying and doesn’t even check to see what is happening meanwhile he’s up eating everything out the fridge |
7,313,624 | mommit | My husband telling the pediatrician baby sleeps through the night. No you sleep through the night. |
7,313,625 | mommit | I’m extremely pregnant right now. The other morning when I was trying to get her ready for school, my 4 yo whined “but it’s so haaaaard for me to stand up, I so tired” after she grunted her way to lifting all 40 lbs of her little self off the ground. For about 3 seconds I felt the most resentful feelings toward her I’ve ever felt in her little life. |
7,313,626 | mommit | *me discussing todays plans as I’m making breakfast cleaning up last nights living room disaster and leading the way for me 10 month old to scream and cry while following me* Him: ….*dozing off talking about how tired he is and I know he is cuz his eyes are RED and mine are somehow hiding the 2 hours of good sleep I actually got* |
7,313,627 | mommit | My husband takes naps... yes, multiple naps during the day.... after sleeping through the night. |
7,313,628 | mommit | I had a baby yesterday afternoon. The prior 48 hours I had 7 hours of sleep total. Last night the baby slept about 6 hours off and on. I got maybe 2 hours total. Husband slept through *two* different nurse check-ins, including one where our newborn had a poopy diaper cleaning and screamed bloody murder. Hubby was 2 feet away from baby. |
7,313,629 | mommit | Also annoying: how they try to sleep constantly throughout the day.. always trying to get a few mins of shut eye. Like fuck off. |
7,313,630 | mommit | Why are they like this, read the fucking room |
7,313,631 | mommit | Me with our second child (5 weeks old) not being able to sleep in between nighttime feedings because my husband is snoring so goddamn loud. End up having to move me and baby downstairs. Husband this morning: I’m so tired I didn’t get any sleep last night. |
7,313,632 | mommit | #mylife. I didn’t marry very well |
7,313,633 | mommit | Mine sits there spaced out and yawns like a banshee for an hour. Like a scream yawn. It makes me want to jump into the blender. |
7,313,634 | mommit | I’ll be honest. My husband does great with helping me out with the baby. We are about 50/50 and sometimes it’ll slide to 25/75 either direction. Anyways that being said even on the days where I don’t have to do much with the baby I am exhausted and vice versa. I think that it’s easy to forget that mental labor can be just as taxing as physical labor. |
7,313,635 | mommit | The other annoying thing is when they say they will help so you can get some rest but after several minutes you still hear the baby crying in the room so you go to check, and he’s sleeping on the floor next to the baby so then you have to wake him and kick him out to go back to your room awhile you stay up to get the baby back to sleep and it would have just been easier to do it yourself the first time lol |
7,313,636 | mommit | Oh my god, there are a lot of crappy men being talked about on this post. My wife is the birth giver, but I’m more naturally a night owl so I’ve been staying up most nights with our 5 week old. We take turns napping otherwise unless the kiddo is passed out and the laundry/bottles are done. Then the luxury of us both napping together lol. Seriously, why have a partner if they aren’t giving the best they can? Y’all can do bad all by yourself. |
7,313,637 | mommit | His dad tried to get him for me but instead my son grabbed all his toys, carried them into the room, and decided to play in there so he could keep his eye on me |
7,313,638 | mommit | This was the only way newborn twins was better than one at a time. Both babies needed fed so he had to get his ass up too! Every time! Lol |
7,313,639 | mommit | My husband is amazing. He does all the laundry, dishes, homework, yard work, taking kids to school, grocery shopping etc. I'm sure if it was physically possible for him to breast feed, he probably would do that too lol |
7,313,640 | mommit | I have a 2 week old and a 4 year old and I feel this in my soul. Baby only wanted to be rocked allllll night and I'm exhausted. My fiance thinks she slept great because he didn't hear her.... well he didn't hear her because I was rocking her. |
7,313,641 | mommit | Then they have the nerve to say “I didn’t sleep at all last night” and you LITERALLY SAW THEM SLEEP ALL NIGHT !!! |
7,313,642 | mommit | Husband this morning on his off day - *wakes up* I'm exhausted! Me - *getting the girls dressed, up for 4 hours already. Also, getting ready for work.* ok. |
7,313,643 | mommit | What about you don’t get no time off for yourself or even to sleep but they manage to have time for their hobbies (basketball, gym) & nvm the IN LAWS coming in talking about how you look tired meanwhile their son/brother is well rested and unaware of your sacrifices |
7,313,644 | mommit | Husband goes to sleep REALLY late, knowing that since I cover nights- he does the AM shift. He ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS says that our LO needs to sleep later and that life is SO hard because he’s EXHAUSTED. Like…. How ab going to sleep at a decent hour and stop blaming the kid? |
7,313,645 | mommit | Oehhhh, I remember that from the days we were still married. Him moaning about 'I only got 9 hours of sleep last night. I'm sooooo tired.' Two, maybe three months in, I snapped at him. I didn't sleep more than three hours a night. Totally okay, I chose to have a baby. But hearing him complain about nine hours sleep, made me want to strangle him |
7,313,646 | mommit | My husband offered Wednesday night for the first time in three months he said that if he is told he won't do it he needs to offer great sleep for me tho! |
7,313,647 | mommit | My husband acts like he invented being tired. You know it was a mom who invented it while trying to get her husband to help. Men just hijacked the idea when they realized that they could get out of stuff. |
7,313,648 | mommit | This is why I started showing my husband out of bed when the kids cry at night. |
7,313,649 | mommit | I woke up around 11am to find my MIL and husband watching TV. My MIL then saying to me, oh I heard the baby slept for 9 hours straight with no problems..I'm like no.. I was up a few times throughout night to take care of her. Apparently just because my husband slept through it (because I took her out to living room to feed and lull to sleep) he assumed she didn't wake up at all (so not his fault). My MIL just laughed. |
7,313,650 | mommit | Men always get to sleep so comfortably |
7,313,651 | mommit | I’m literally three days away from my induction date to have our third daughter. My hubby is a content creator, so he went to go stream for a sponser. I’m sick and miserable, so after I laid my 2 year old down for her nap and made sure my 5 year old had everything she needed for the next 2 hours, I went to take a nap only to be awoken 30 minutes later by my oldest and hubby. The youngest won’t nap either. I’m tired and it takes all my energy not to lose my shit. Hubby went to bed at 8-9pm last night and has been up since 6am, however I was restless and didn’t sleep til 3am. I think I’ve only gotten 4 hours of sleep. |
7,313,652 | mommit | Haha my husband went camping last week and left me home alone for 2.5days with 5 kids aged 1-6. Came home and told me how “tired” he was because it was cold and windy etc and I just poured another glass of wine and laughed.. it was more of a deranged cackle actually.. |
7,313,653 | mommit | Hi ladies! I would like to create a “MOM GROUP” which would include meeting up, supporting each other, having a brunch every now and then, hopefully get to the point where we trust each other with our children. If you’re in NYC LET ME KNOW! |
7,313,654 | mommit | Husbands are allowed to be tired too lol, as long as they're not invalidating your own tiredness. |
7,313,655 | mommit | "I'm sorry your tired that's so rough" as I bring him breakfast lol |
7,313,656 | mommit | Omg same |
7,313,657 | mommit | Lol |
7,313,658 | mommit | Or how about you're sick and so are the 3 kids under 5 but hubby isn't so he spends the entire day on errands and acts confused when you're mad |
7,313,659 | mommit | Wife: can you help get toddler ready for bed so I can lay down? Husband: (immediately) she’s ready for bed |
7,313,660 | mommit | I’ve been sick all week and also waking up with the kids every morning feeling like a fucking zombie who can’t breath right with a smashing headache. Yeah, fuck you. |
7,313,661 | mommit | Oh man I feel this in my SOUL. My husband would be like "wow she hardly woke up at all last night" and I'd be like "FALSE. YOU didn't wake up last night, she definitely did." |
7,313,662 | mommit | STOP This was literally this morning with us |
7,313,663 | mommit | Omg same lol |
7,313,664 | mommit | Did you marry a raccoon |
7,313,665 | mommit | That’s funny |
7,313,666 | mommit | This never goes away! Haha I'm only 30 and my mom is 70. I was complaining about how tired I am and she looked at me with the side eye to end all side eye. But I do have chronic fatigue, and it's very valid to feel tired! Even though I'm "young." It's extremely hard to do, but remember that she literally could be the most tired she's ever remembered being in her entire life! Haha |
7,313,667 | mommit | Aawww it’s only natural lol |
7,313,668 | mommit | I’m extremely pregnant as well. The baby’s head is already in my pelvis and causes me to have difficulty walking. If I ask my oldest to grab something or throw something away for me (5 yo), she goes “Why do *I* have to?!” The look I gave her was not a very good one lol. Three more days and I’m getting this baby out |
7,313,669 | mommit | My husband walked in on me making lunch one day, as he just woke up, and made the mistake of making the comment "well, you look like you got a lot of sleep last night."...oh, that must be deduced from the fact that I'm standing vertical at the stove with a 3 year old dangling off my leg while my 4 year old is attempting to help me cook by flinging a spoon willy-nilly in a bowl full of egg next to me. Pretty sure I still have an eye-twitch from this interaction. |
7,313,670 | mommit | Yeah and he'll use it! By God he'll use it! "Well you obviously aren't as tired as I am." |
7,313,671 | mommit | It’s the timing of those naps for me. He says he gets extremely tired that he is falling asleep while sitting that he has to nap. At 4.00 pm. Right when the kids get home or at 5.30 pm when it’s their dinner time and I need help. And it’s always I am just gonna lie down for 15 minutes , take a Power Na. But then he wakes up after 3 hours when the kiddos are ready for bed. Then he says he is having a headache because he didn’t go into deep sleep, so he is just gonna relax for sometime while I am putting the kids to bed. If I call him out on it, he says I don’t care for him because he is saying he is tired but I am always trying to even the score of working to take care of the kids. Wow, that has been on my mind for a while |
7,313,672 | mommit | Mine too! |
7,313,673 | mommit | Omgggg this. And then complains he’s tired. I’m like wake up son! |
7,313,674 | mommit | Horrible well it’s just the beginning |
7,313,675 | mommit | impossible |
7,313,676 | mommit | Get that man a cpap! My husband is a loud snorer unless he has his cpap on. |
7,313,677 | mommit | Well if he’s snoring that badly, chances are he’s not getting good sleep because he has sleep apnea. Drag him to a sleep study! |
7,313,678 | mommit | Snoring can cause heart damage. . . and other health problems. |
7,313,679 | mommit | how dare he?! |
7,313,680 | mommit | I don’t think anyone on this post did |
7,313,681 | mommit | Lucky you! Seriously I love that. |
7,313,682 | mommit | Giiiirrrll yes! I usually give him the baby asleep just to hear the baby crying bloody murder. Like didn’t I give her to you knocked out? Wtf happened |
7,313,683 | mommit | Mine says he’ll get up with the baby so I can sleep in but brings baby into our bed hoping he’ll go back to sleep…after he just slept for 11 hours |
7,313,684 | mommit | Exactly! Well you’re a UNICORN cause most of us don’t get that. Sadly. |
7,313,685 | mommit | That’s beautiful! |
7,313,686 | mommit | Aaww you sound like you need a mommy night |
7,313,687 | mommit | Maybe you guys should switch. |
7,313,688 | mommit | I didn’t reach the snapping point yet. I’m still in the enjoying my newborn phase. All tired & all |
7,313,689 | mommit | right! |
7,313,690 | mommit | The things that’ll set you off lmaoo wow! You didn’t “A thin line between love and hate” him |
7,313,691 | mommit | I don’t think anyone here is saying that husbands aren’t allowed to be tired too, that’s not the vibe I get from reading the posts. |
7,313,692 | mommit | Stop bringing him breakfast and sleep in some days! |
7,313,693 | mommit | More like a bunny |
7,313,694 | mommit | Oh hellllllllllll no. I feel lucky, my 4 yo seems to get the whole “the babies make mama tired” concept most of the time. She’s really sweet about bringing her games to my bed so I can play in comfort! |
7,313,695 | mommit | Did she want a sibling? Just remind her why you’re going through this that’s what I did with my eldest. Shuts her up real quick. If not just simply use the “ cause I’m your mama” |
7,313,696 | mommit | Yeah never make a comment about how tired a mother is. Don’t even get me started. |
7,313,697 | mommit | If he’s sleeping for an extra three hours during the day and is still tired, he should talk to a doctor. I’m not even being silly. He could have sleep apnea or something else that is stopping him from getting a good nights sleep. And sleep apnea can really affect your heart in the log run. It’s dangerous for a lot of reasons. |
7,313,698 | mommit | Smh the manipulation.. |
7,313,699 | mommit | And he wants you to be like, "Oh no! You poor thing. Why don't you just rest and take a break. I'm so sorry for you." |
7,313,700 | mommit | I am lucky. We bicker because we are pretty similar. Parenting is tiring. I give major credit to families that have more than one. |
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