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Cop Rick:
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Well, I’m glad to know there’s more like me.
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Cop Morty:
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Oh, there was one. Why do you think that seat was empty?
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Cop Rick:
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Fifth and ? That’s Mortytown.
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Cop Morty:
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Unit 7 responding.
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Teacher Rick:
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Good idea, Rick.
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Teacher Rick:
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This is a great adventure.
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Teacher Rick:
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I love being your new Morty.
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Slick:
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Farty!
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Teacher Rick:
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Very amusing, Mr. Smith. Almost as amusing as when your first Rick was decapitated on Zorpathion 9. Or was that your third Rick? How many Ricks have you had?
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Slick:
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Five…
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Teacher Rick:
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I see. So you are top of the class in something. Tomorrow you will be transferred to your new Ricks. Hopefully, they will be your last. Yes, Slow Ri-- Tall Morty?
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Teacher Rick:
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Anything’s possible, Tall Morty. Ugh…
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Lizard Morty:
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Guess we won’t be seein’ each other after this, huh?
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Slick:
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I say we make our last day count. I say… we go to the Wishing Portal.
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Glasses Morty:
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That’s a myth.
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Lizard Morty:
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If we’re not here for graduation, our butts are gonna end up in Mortytown.
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Slick:
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I thought your last Rick fused you with a lizard, not a chicken.
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Lizard Morty:
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Okay, fine. I’m in.
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Glasses Morty:
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Me too.
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Lizard Morty:
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I-I thought I saw a fly.
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Cop Morty:
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No Ricks, no families, high off their asses and runnin’ amok. Mortys are raised to be sidekicks. Without a side to kick, they just start kickin’.
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Cop Morty:
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Yeah, make sure you get that down.
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Cop Rick:
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Any mutations? Augmentations? Three eyes, a tail, maybe a buzzcut?
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Cop Morty:
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Lemme turn over a few rocks.
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Cop Morty:
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Aw geez, hey, what’s goin’ on, fellas?
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Morty 1:
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Aw geez, man, nothin’ man, we’re just hangin’ out and stuff.
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Cop Morty:
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I hear that, ah geez, I guess I’m supposed to be figuring out who robbed the store across the street but aw geez I dunno.
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Morty 2:
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Ah geez man, that sucks that your Rick’s makin’ you do that.
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Cop Morty:
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He’s not my Rick. He’s my partner. Aw, geez.
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Morty 1:
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Well, maybe the uniform makes a big difference. Who am I to say? To me, you just look like a sidekick.
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Cop Morty:
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CALL ME A SIDEKICK ONE MORE TIME! CALL ME A SIDEKICK!!
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Morty 2:
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Hey man! C’mon, aw geez!
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Cop Morty:
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WANNA SEE HOW I PAINT A WALL?!
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