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500 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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501 |
Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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502 |
Spoiled milk.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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503 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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504 |
A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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505 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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506 |
A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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507 |
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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508 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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509 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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510 |
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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511 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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512 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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513 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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514 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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515 |
They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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516 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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517 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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518 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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519 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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520 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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521 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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522 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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523 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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524 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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525 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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526 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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527 |
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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528 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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529 |
A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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530 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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531 |
A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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532 |
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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533 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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534 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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535 |
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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536 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
537 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
|
538 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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539 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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540 |
They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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541 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
542 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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543 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
544 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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545 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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546 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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547 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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548 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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549 |
A waist of time.
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Whatdo you call a belt with a watch on it?
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550 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
551 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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552 |
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
553 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
554 |
A tunee fish.
|
What do you call a fish with two knees?
|
555 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
556 |
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
|
557 |
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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558 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
559 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
560 |
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
|
561 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
562 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
|
563 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
|
564 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
565 |
They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
|
566 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
567 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
|
568 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
569 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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570 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
|
571 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
572 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
|
573 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
|
574 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
|
575 |
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
576 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
|
How do you catch a squirrel?
|
577 |
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
578 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
579 |
A tunee fish.
|
What do you call a fish with two knees?
|
580 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
581 |
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
|
582 |
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
|
583 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
584 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
585 |
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
|
586 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
587 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
|
588 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
|
589 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
590 |
They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
|
591 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
592 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
|
593 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
594 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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595 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
|
596 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
597 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
|
598 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
|
599 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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