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600 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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601 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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602 |
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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603 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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604 |
A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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605 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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606 |
A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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607 |
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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608 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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609 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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610 |
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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611 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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612 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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613 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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614 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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615 |
They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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616 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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617 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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618 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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619 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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620 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
|
621 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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622 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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623 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
|
624 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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625 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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626 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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627 |
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
628 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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629 |
A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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630 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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631 |
A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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632 |
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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633 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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634 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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635 |
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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636 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
637 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
|
638 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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639 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
640 |
They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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641 |
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
642 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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643 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
644 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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645 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
|
646 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
647 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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648 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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649 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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650 |
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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651 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
|
How do you catch a squirrel?
|
652 |
An investigator.
|
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
653 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
654 |
A tunee fish.
|
What do you call a fish with two knees?
|
655 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
656 |
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
|
657 |
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
|
658 |
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
659 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
660 |
You put a little boogie in it.
|
How do you make a tissue dance?
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661 |
A carrot.
|
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
662 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
|
What did one hat say to the other?
|
663 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
|
664 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
665 |
They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
|
666 |
An abdominal snowman.
|
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
667 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
|
Why did the tomato turn red?
|
668 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
669 |
They don't have the guts.
|
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
|
670 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
|
671 |
Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
672 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
|
673 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
|
674 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
|
675 |
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
676 |
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
|
How do you catch a squirrel?
|
677 |
An investigator.
|
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
678 |
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
679 |
A tunee fish.
|
What do you call a fish with two knees?
|
680 |
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
681 |
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
|
682 |
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
|
683 |
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
684 |
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
685 |
You put a little boogie in it.
|
How do you make a tissue dance?
|
686 |
A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
687 |
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
|
What did one hat say to the other?
|
688 |
Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
|
689 |
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
690 |
They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
|
691 |
An abdominal snowman.
|
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
692 |
Because it saw the salad dressing.
|
Why did the tomato turn red?
|
693 |
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
694 |
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
|
695 |
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
|
696 |
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
697 |
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
|
698 |
Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
|
699 |
A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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