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Yeah, yeah.
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I thought I was making it with the hair
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and then this morning,
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when I ran my hand through it
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and felt these couple of golf ball-sized knots in it,
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I'm like, no, they got to come out now.
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SONJA: I was doing something.
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I don't even remember how I did it.
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Betadine won't hurt it, yeah, so we'll give it
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a little shot of Betadine.
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I think these are the only sponges we have,
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so I'm just going to keep reusing them.
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Okay.
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SONJA: I've been thrashing around like I'm 35,
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instead of acting my age,
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but we have a doctor
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in our tribe-- uh, Sean-- and he did a wonderful job
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of bandaging me up.
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I think one of the problems with aging
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is the thinning of the skin, darn it,
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and so I think I'm maybe getting a little more banged up
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than some of the younger ones.
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My aim leaves something to be desired,
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but we're getting there.
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Try this?
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Well, I don't know.
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This is heavier.
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It might be sharper, though.
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Think so?
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I'm wondering 'cause that's so damn hard.
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Well, that's off.
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That ain't gonna work.
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Here's a, uh, a therapist's version of "Bye, Bye, Blues,"
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if I can remember it.
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♪ Bye-bye blues ♪
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♪ Thanks to Prozac ♪
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♪ Bye-bye blues ♪
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♪ Give me Paxil ♪
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♪ Bells ring, birds sing ♪
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♪ Sun is shining, no more whining ♪
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♪ I live through, ba, da, da-da ♪
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♪ Life is hell, but I'm swell ♪
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♪ Bye-bye, bye blues. ♪
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Yeah, that's awesome, awesome.
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Fantastic.
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RICHARD: Well, the fish traps were hanging from the boat
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that we were coming over here,
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and when we were tossed into the sea on the raft
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and we could take whatever we could get our hands on,
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we grabbed three or four fish traps
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and a bunch of rat traps,
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and so we stuck the rat traps out the first night
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and boom-- we got a rat in each of them.
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Bait. I want bait!
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Give me bait!
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I think he's just going to cut its head off.
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Ew!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, no way!
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( laughing )
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Remember that knife.
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We're not using it for anything else.
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Oh, dude!
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RAMONA: I didn't sleep at all.
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I mean, we-we closed our eyes.
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We kept hearing noises
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and, like, clicking sounds, and we're, like, okay.
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Um, what's his name...
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WOMAN:: Joel.
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Uh, Joel woke up, a rat was, like, in his ear.
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JOEL: I heard something squeaking in my ear.
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A rat was trying to get on the raft,
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or get near us or get at something.
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I mean, everything was moving.
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B.B.: We're just going along the beach here
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and just identifying whatever we can use
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for the shelter, the roof.
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And I'm a little irritated
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that none of the others
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are down here to help carry stuff, but that's okay.
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We need... we need five more of these.
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B.B....
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He's a character, man.
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I don't think he likes me much.
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Just these.
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No, no, you don't understand.
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I got to have this thought out and positioned right.
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GRETCHEN: He's right, Joel,
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or it's not going to fit the frame.
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Joel, trust me.
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I'm not the one bitching.
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I mean, I'm fine.
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Hey, don't be talking to me
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about monkey business.
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I can't sleep, so I'm usually up.
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...this being the width.
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B.B.: We got a lot of lazy people
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if you want to know the truth.
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You can't do it all yourself.
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You know, I asked Colleen to straighten this out for me