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"cs": "Ultrazvukové zkoušky se používají k měření tloušťky materiálu, hledání skrytých vnitřních trhlin nebo ke zkoumání materiálových vlastností u kovů, plastů, složenin, keramiky, pryže a skla pomocí vysokofrekvenčních a vysoce směrových zvukových vln.",
"en": "Ultrasonic testing uses high frequency, highly directional sound waves to measure material thickness, find hidden internal flaws, or analyze material properties in metals, plastics, composites, ceramics, rubber, and glass."
} |
{
"cs": "Ultrazvukové nástroje pracující s kmitočty nad horní hranicí lidského sluchu generují krátké dávky zvukové energie, které jsou vysílány do testovaného předmětu. Nástroj poté na základě monitorování a vyhodnocování odražených nebo vysílaných vlnových průběhů vygeneruje výsledky.",
"en": "Using frequencies beyond the limit of human hearing, ultrasonic instruments generate shorts bursts of sound energy that are coupled into the test piece, and the instrument monitors and analyzes reflected or transmitted wave patterns to generate test results."
} |
{
"cs": "Zkoušky vířivými proudy se používají k vyhledávání povrchových trhlin, měření tloušťky a ke zjišťování některých materiálových vlastností u kovů s využitím principů elektromagnetické indukce. Sonda vířivých proudů generuje magnetické pole, které indukuje proudy protékající pro kruhové dráze v testovaném materiálu.",
"en": "Phased Array testing is a specialized type of ultrasonic testing that uses sophisticated multi-element array transducers and powerful software to steer high frequency sound beams through the test piece and map returning echoes, producing detailed images of internal structures similar to medical ultrasound images."
} |
{
"cs": "Změny integrity nebo tloušťky testovaného předmětu ovlivní velikost a směr protékajícího proudu a magnetického pole a v důsledku toho také velikost a fázi napětí na cívce. Nástroj monitoruje výstup sondy a zobrazuje získané informace k provedení analýzy.",
"en": "It is used for inspection of critical structural metals, pipeline welds, aerospace components, and similar applications where the additional information supplied by phased array inspection is valuable."
} |
{
"cs": "Zkoušky pomocí zfázované soustavy (Phased Array) jsou speciální typy ultrazvukových zkoušek, které pomocí technicky vyspělých víceprvkových převodníků a výkonného softwaru vysílají vysokofrekvenční zvukové paprsky do testovaných předmětů a na základě mapování návratových ozvěn získávají pobrobné obrazy vnitřních struktur podobající se lékařských ultrazvukovým snímkům.",
"en": "Eddy Current testing utilizes principles of electromagnetic induction to locate near-surface cracks, measure thickness, and categorize certain material properties in metals. An eddy current probe generates a magnetic field that induces currents that flow in a circular path in the test material."
} |
{
"cs": "Tyto metody nacházejí uplatnění u zkoušek kritických kovových struktur, potrubních svarů, leteckých součástí, jakož i v podobných aplikacích, kde přídavné informace získané pomocí zfázované soustavy hrají důležitou úlohu.",
"en": "Changes in the integrity or thickness of the test piece will in turn affect current flow, the magnetic field, and ultimately the magnitude and phase of the voltage in the coil. The instrument monitors the probe output and displays information for analysis."
} |
{
"cs": "Počítačem řízené generátory impulsů-přijímačů Panametrics-NDT™ pro ultrazvukové testovací nástroje. Konstruována pro vynikající odezvu v konvenčních i ve vysokofrekvenčních aplikacích.",
"en": "The Panametrics-NDT computer-controlled 5800PR (35 MHz), 5900PR (200MHz), and 5627RPP-1 (Remote Pulser Preamplifier) are designed to use with computer-based systems for automatic testing."
} |
{
"cs": "Tyto cenově dostupné ručně řízené generátory-přijímače impulsů tvoří vynikající součásti sestav jak pro konvenční, tak pro vysokofrekvenční aplikace.",
"en": "The 5072PR (35 MHz) and 5073PR (75 MHz) manually controlled pulser-receivers are broadband, negative spike excitation pulsers with superior performance. The Panametrics-NDT 5077PR (35 MHz) employs a tunable square wave pulser."
} |
{
"cs": "Generátor-přijímač impulsů Panametrics-NDT™ Model 5058PR je konstruován speciálně pro ultrazvukové testovací a měřící aplikace v útlumových materiálech.",
"en": "This Panametrics-NDT pulser-receiver (10 MHz), with up to -900 V high voltage pulser, is made for ultrasonic test applications requiring a high material penetration capability."
} |
{
"cs": "Širokopásmová řada střídavě připojených širokopásmových předzesilovačů poskytuje zesílení ultrazvukových signálů v rozsahu od 500 Hz do více, než 40 MHz s velmi nízkým šumem.",
"en": "Our wideband preamplifiers are a series of AC coupled broadband units that provide very low noise amplification of ultrasonic signals ranging from 500 Hz to greater than 40 MHz."
} |
{
"cs": "Encuentre una palabra, aunque no sepa cómo deletrearla, utilizando los patrones (“*”, “?”, etc.) (para S 60 3.x dispositivos).",
"en": "Encuentre una palabra, aunque no sepa cómo deletrearla, utilizando los patrones (“*”, “?”, etc. ) (para S 60 3.x dispositivos)."
} |
{
"cs": "Red5 je open source Flash server jeho náhradníka Flash komunikační server.",
"en": "Red5 is an open source Flash server its an alternate of Flash Communication server."
} |
{
"cs": "RED5 v písemné Java a navrženo od základu pro obsluhující Flash obsah .",
"en": "RED5 written in Java and designed from the ground up for serving Flash content ."
} |
{
"cs": "To zahrnuje streamování videa (Video on Demand) pro-by být YouTubes a audio / video webcam streaming, ale také (push) podporu pro věci jako real-time multikombinované hráče her, multi-uživatelské video chat, živé vysílání a klient proud nahrávání .",
"en": "That includes streaming videos (Video on demand) for would-be YouTubes and audio/video webcam streaming, but also (push) support for things like real-time multi player gaming, multi-user video chat, live streaming, and client stream recording."
} |
{
"cs": "Red5 server je postaven na Javě, aktuální verze je 0.7 a můžete si jej stáhnout zdarma.",
"en": "Red5 server is built on Java, current version is 0.7 and you can download it for free."
} |
{
"cs": "Red5 proudů audio, video a data, a to z flash plugin živé a na vyžádání takže není třeba čekat na progresivní video na zatížení, jako můžete zažít svobody na poptávku streamování.",
"en": "Red5 streams audio, video and data to and from the flash plugin live and on demand so there is no need to wait for the progressive video to load, as you can experience the freedom of on demand streaming."
} |
{
"cs": "Připojte webovou kameru a můžete vysílat v přímém přenosu nebo nahrávat video přímo z vašeho prohlížeče.",
"en": "Connect your webcam, and you can broadcast live or record video right from your browser."
} |
{
"cs": "Cílem projektu je vybudovat server ideální platformu pro média a bohatý mediální aplikace a nejlepší ze všech, jeho open source.",
"en": "The project aims to build the ideal server platform for media and rich media applications and best of all, its open source."
} |
{
"cs": "To vytváří svět možností změny na webu k lepšímu.",
"en": "That creates a world of possibilities to change the web for the better."
} |
{
"cs": "Nyní někdo může použít nebo rozšířit red5.",
"en": "Now anyone can use or extend red5."
} |
{
"cs": "Red5 je v podstatě klon Adobes Flash Media Server, který umožňuje proud živé audio a video obsahu a Flash klientů, záznam médií, vytvářet sdílené objekty a provádět RPC zpráv.",
"en": "Red5 is essentially a clone of Adobes Flash Media Server that enables you to stream live audio and video content to and from Flash clients, record media, create shared objects and perform RPC messaging."
} |
{
"cs": "- Red5 používá RTMP (v reálném čase zprávy protokol), který byl vypracován v Macromedia na stream audia a videa přes web.",
"en": "- Red5 uses the RTMP( Real time messaging protocol), developed by Macromedia to stream audio and video over web."
} |
{
"cs": "Opravné a stavební práce zásobavání vodou, ...",
"en": "Repair construction works on water supply, ..."
} |
{
"cs": "Podnik potřebuje služby, které pomohou při hledání nových zákazníků v zahraničí.",
"en": "Enterprise services will find buyers abroad."
} |
{
"cs": "This category has the following 5 subcategories, out of 6 total.",
"en": "This category has the following 6 subcategories, out of 9 total."
} |
{
"cs": "The following 195 pages are in the current category.",
"en": "The following 194 pages are in the current category."
} |
{
"cs": "This page was last modified on 26 July 2008, at 19:11.",
"en": "This page was last modified on 16 April 2009, at 13:39."
} |
{
"cs": "Vývojáøský tým právì dnes oznámil vydání nové verze 1.5.12 (http://www.joomla.org/announcements/release-news/5242-joomla-1512-released.html) .",
"en": "The different submenus lacked clarity so I switched to a tabbed menu and moved them above the toolbar icons. This makes it more obvious what section you are in."
} |
{
"cs": "Tato verze je dùleitým milníkem celého projektu, protoe byl...",
"en": "As you look at the graphic you will also note that I have pulled out most of the styling, going back to almost a wireframe. Once I..."
} |
{
"cs": "Keep reading about: Bezpeènostní aktualizace - Joomla 1.5.12 (Wojmamni Ama Woi)...",
"en": "Keep reading about: Tabs Come to the Accessible Administrator Template..."
} |
{
"cs": "Vývojový tým oznámil dostupnost nové verze redakèního systému Joomla 1.5.11 [Vea].",
"en": "Refraction is a style to inspire and amaze. Utilising transparent overlays over professional and artistic background images produces staggering results, all matched with the perfect colour combination."
} |
{
"cs": "Jedná se o bezpeènostní aktualizaci a uivatelé by mìli...",
"en": "Its easy to radically change the design with just an image and colour."
} |
{
"cs": "GSOC neboli Google Summer of Code (http://socghop.appspot.com/) je ji tradièní letní akce poøádaná Googlem se zamìøením na podporu open...",
"en": "Phoca Restaurant Menu 1.0.3 has been released. It is designed for using with Phoca Gallery 2.5.0."
} |
{
"cs": "Keep reading about: GSOC 2009 a Joomla...",
"en": "Keep reading about: Phoca Restaurant Menu 1.0.3 released..."
} |
{
"cs": "Nai úèast na konferenci LinuxExpo jsme ji avizovali a nìco u poodhalil Honza svým prvním zápiskem.",
"en": "We are proud to announce that Search Plugin for Jobs!"
} |
{
"cs": "Keep reading about: Podrobná zpráva z LinuxExpa 2009...",
"en": "Keep reading about: Joomla 1.5 search plugin is ready to download..."
} |
{
"cs": "Váení a milí, zdravím Vás z LinuxExpa - konference a výstavy, kde se poprvé v ÈR prezentuje CMS Joomla! na...",
"en": "Phoca Gallery version 2.5.0 Beta has been released."
} |
{
"cs": "V návaznosti na probìhnuví nominaci v anketì Czech Open Source (která pro nás byla úspìná) bychom vás poádali o dalí...",
"en": "Striving for versatile template sets, we do deploy color variants as the first base driving us to that..."
} |
{
"cs": "Keep reading about: Nominace byla úspìná, teï prosím hlasujte...",
"en": "Keep reading about: JA Lead - 10 impressive themes for Joomla show biz..."
} |
{
"cs": "Jako kadý rok, i letos poøádá portál root.cz (http://www.root.cz) anketu nazvanou Czech Open Source (http://cos.root.cz/) .",
"en": "My name is James and I'm the newest member of the Cory Webb Media team. I've been a long-time fan of How To Joomla and it's an honor for me to be able to contribute to the excellent resources that are here for Joomla!"
} |
{
"cs": "Projekt Joomla si dovoluje oznámit dostupnost Joomla 1.5.10 [Wohmamni].",
"en": "Back in May, I posted an article talking about comments for Joomla . The main system I talked about was one that I use called IntenseDebate ."
} |
{
"cs": "Jedná se o bezpeènostní aktualizaci a je doporuèeno aktualizovat co nejrychleji.",
"en": "I got a comment (it's not there now because during the re-design, all the comments were lost) about if you could use IntenseDebate in a module. I am assuming this person meant if you could display the latest comments in a module."
} |
{
"cs": "Rád bych Vás touto cestou pozval na pro nai Joomla komunitu významnou akci - Výstavu a konferenci LinuxExpo 2009 (http://www.linuxexpo.cz),...",
"en": "First of all since the beginning every YOOtheme template design is based on a framework. A framework provides a powerful layer you can develop a new template upon which uses all the features like CSS/JavaScript compression and JavaScript effects to create richer user experience."
} |
{
"cs": "Uveďte autora — Máte povinnost uvést údaje o autorovi a tomto díle způsobem, který stanovil autor nebo poskytovatel licence (ne však tak, aby vznikl dojem, že podporují Vás nebo způsob, jakým dílo užíváte).",
"en": "Attribution — You must attribute the work in the manner specified by the author or licensor (but not in any way that suggests that they endorse you or your use of the work)."
} |
{
"cs": "Neužívejte dílo komerčně — Toto dílo nesmíte využít pro komerční účely.",
"en": "Noncommercial — You may not use this work for commercial purposes."
} |
{
"cs": "Notice — Pokud budete toto dílo šířit, máte povinnost ostatní seznámit s podmínkami této licence.",
"en": "Notice — For any reuse or distribution, you must make clear to others the license terms of this work."
} |
{
"cs": "Nejjednodušším způsobem je uvedení odkazu na tuto webovou stránku.",
"en": "The best way to do this is with a link to this web page."
} |
{
"cs": "Pouze vyjadřuje v obecném jazyce základní podmínky licenčního ujednání Creative Commons.",
"en": "It is simply a handy reference for understanding the Legal Code (the full license) — it is a human-readable expression of some of its key terms."
} |
{
"cs": "Jinými slovy, je to uživatelsky přívětivé zestručnění právního textu, který je jeho podkladem.",
"en": "Think of it as the user-friendly interface to the Legal Code beneath."
} |
{
"cs": "Samo o sobě nemá právní váhu a ani se neobjevuje ve vlastním textu licence.",
"en": "This Deed itself has no legal value, and its contents do not appear in the actual license."
} |
{
"cs": "Organizace Creative Commons není advokátní kanceláří ani neposkytuje právní služby.",
"en": "Creative Commons is not a law firm and does not provide legal services."
} |
{
"cs": "Distribucí, zveřejněním či odkázání na tuto licenci nevzniká vztah mezi advokátem a klientem.",
"en": "Distributing of, displaying of, or linking to this Commons Deed does not create an attorney-client relationship."
} |
{
"cs": "Toto shrnutí vyjadřuje v obecném jazyce základní podmínky licenčního ujednání Creative Commons, které je pro Vás závazné v plném znění. .",
"en": "This is a human-readable summary of the Legal Code (the full license) ."
} |
{
"cs": "V červnu 2007 jsem měla možnost navštívit výstavu japonských architektů Kazuyo Sejimy a Ryue Nishizawy (SANAA) v Muzeu architektury ve Stockholmu.",
"en": "In June 2007, I had the opportunity to see the exhibition of the work of Japanese architects Kazuyo Sejima and Ryue Nishizawa (SANAA, Tokyo) at Stockholm Museum of Architecture."
} |
{
"cs": "Byla jsem nadšená: jejich pojetí prostoru mi připadalo naprosto neuvěřitelné.",
"en": "What particularly impressed me was their method of handling space."
} |
{
"cs": "Zároveň mě velmi zajímalo, jak jejich projekty fungují ve skutečnosti.",
"en": "I was particularly intrigued as to how their buildings function in real life."
} |
{
"cs": "První stavbou, kterou SANAA postavili v Evropě, byla Škola managementu a designu v Zollverein, v Essenu.",
"en": "The School of Management and Design is the first new building constructed by SANAA in Europe."
} |
{
"cs": "Stavba byla dokončena v létě 2006.",
"en": "The building was completed in summer 2006."
} |
{
"cs": "V říjnu 2007, když jsme jeli do Essenu natáčet video, měla škola za sebou právě roční zkušenost z provozu.",
"en": "In October 2007, when we came to Essen to film the video, the school has a year of \"lived experience\" behind it."
} |
{
"cs": "(Při natáčení jsme se míjeli s režisérem Wimem Wendersem, který tam natáčel svůj poslední film - The Palermo Shooting.",
"en": "(Wim Wenders, German film director filmed his latest film - The Palermo Shooting - at Zollverein School a week before us."
} |
{
"cs": ") Naše video je založeno na výpovědích lidí, kteří byli, nebo stále jsou se Školou v Zollverein v denním kontaktu.",
"en": ") Our video is based on interviews with people, who were or have been in everyday’s contact with the school."
} |
{
"cs": "V širším kontextu je Škola managementu a designu součástí programu na oživení bývalého důlního komplexu Zollverein, památky zapsané od r. 2002 do Seznamu světového kulturního dědictví UNESCO.",
"en": "The School of Management and Design is a part of former mine Zeche Zollverein revivaving programme in general context. Zollverein has been a part of UNESCO World Heritage List since December 2001."
} |
{
"cs": "Program oživení se zaměřuje na kulturu: především na design.",
"en": "The revival programme is mainly focused on culture and design."
} |
{
"cs": "The capital is Prague, and according to most Czechs, it's also the capital of the universe. In fact, no Cheques come from here as they are set alight by the abundance of ginger people,and because they trade with no one.",
"en": "Foreigners from Asia: please click here ."
} |
{
"cs": "It's easy to tell if a person is Czech, if their last name ends in -na and they are not Polish , Russian or Communist , and like beer, they are Czech.",
"en": "Then, millions of American tribesmen from North America decided they liked it, and, not having anyone of English descent whatsoever living among them, forced Columbus to write 100 copies of Webster's Dictionary. They took a deep fancy to English, more than the languages of their forefathers: Greek, Hebrew, and French, and Latin."
} |
{
"cs": "The reason the surnames end -na is, that most Czechs prefer to eat burgers while they work in their semi lowerclass standard bars and ginger bread stands.",
"en": "As America was divided it into 13 colonies (when it was great), they eventually revolted because they wanted their own language, Columbus was held ransom and they won. Of course, being Americans, they were totally un-original and changed a few simple words so their minds would be capable of understanding English better."
} |
{
"cs": "The Czechs also have a serious hatred of vowels before the letter r.",
"en": "English is an unregulated language. This is to confuse foreigners who learn \"proper\" english, so when they come to England (or any other English speaking country) they sound like absolute retards."
} |
{
"cs": "Unlike the pathetic French , Czechs were always eager to fight for their freedom and democracy , despite the fact that they have always lost in the end.",
"en": "After realizing what a shitty idea that was, He saw that the English were getting angsty and let's-go-get-more-land-ish. God didn't like this all that much, so he decided to try and do something about it."
} |
{
"cs": "The average Czech is very proud of his nation's collosal losses, the most famous being the battle of lipany and the battle of the losers (in this battle Czechs surprisingly win).",
"en": "So then he created the English language and forced them to speak it in hopes that they might straighten up after being given such a horrible and confusing language. Well that didn't work either."
} |
{
"cs": "In 1938 , Germany needed more space to commit genocidal acts in, and thus it turned its gaze to the Sudetenland of Czechoslovakia. A thin, utterly pointles strip of land covered in guano ginger people and cowpat, the Sudetenland was happily turned over to Germany.",
"en": "The Australians also got ahold of it, adding awesomeness like g'day and barby, which is not proper English."
} |
{
"cs": "In 1989 , a bloody, drawn out civil war began.",
"en": "The American version of the English language is exceptionally stoopid."
} |
{
"cs": "Its erroneous naming is a point of contention to this day, as war is anything but velvety.",
"en": "This is evident in many cases, for an example, \"the soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert."
} |
{
"cs": "The destabilised nation of Czechoslovakia was torn in two along ethnic, religious, and political boundaries.",
"en": "\" The problem with it is that many of the English words have more than one meaning."
} |
{
"cs": "Historians dispute the exact cause of the war, but many believe it may have begun when the government declared war on all Slovaks . The country renamed itself the 'Czech Republic', and sought to wipe all the Slovaks off the face of the Earth.",
"en": "This is because some |\\/08 |-|34d decided to create our language from 6-7 languages before it was used by America and altered again, the reason being that Americans found the great mental challenge to comprehend multiple meanings above them."
} |
{
"cs": "Anyone trying to tell you it means anything other than what has been described here is a big liar and equally as deserving of your contempt and physical harm.",
"en": "So your fire alarm went off by turning on. So you had to fill in your insurance form by filling it out."
} |
{
"cs": "The Czech people are totally incapable of concocting their own national status or in fact thinking for themselves whatsoever.",
"en": "3. If the plural of tooth is teeth, then why isn't the plural of booth beeth??"
} |
{
"cs": "That led to massive redistribution of land and money from collective ownership to a more Western style, where only the selected few have lots. These efforts led the country to join organizations such as the EU , where this is being corrected by heavy taxation and redistribution of funds back to the poor by Paris-sympathizing ass-lickers.",
"en": "You can make amends but you can't make one amend."
} |
{
"cs": "The destination country for these exports is usually the Bahamas . If you know the right people, you can get a nice package.",
"en": "If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?"
} |
{
"cs": "Exporting young porn stars, both male and female and both gay and straight is also a significant source of income )see Bartok twins .",
"en": "6. Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?"
} |
{
"cs": "When they don't listen to polka they spend time thinking how much better off would they be if they lived in Slovakia.",
"en": "Noses that run and feet that smell?"
} |
{
"cs": "Unlike much of the world, Czech students are forced to walk to school in a procession. Like a bus, this procession arrives at the same time each day, and students join it eagerly.",
"en": "How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?"
} |
{
"cs": "By the time a procession arrives at school, it usually has 300-600 people in it.",
"en": "For that matter, how can aweful be something bad when awesome is really good?"
} |
{
"cs": "All students must wear their uniforms, which is generally perceived to keep their cultural identity strong.",
"en": "9. When the stars are out, they are visible."
} |
{
"cs": "This, however, is a wide misconception, the uniforms are in fact not historically accurate at all, and are meant to be humiliating and dehumanizing, as they are very tight-fitting, and in some places, very sparse.",
"en": "BUT when the lights are out, they are invisible."
} |
{
"cs": "Czech education almost entirely focuses on learning the native language.",
"en": "There is no egg in eggplant (but in Britain it's a Courgette), nor ham in hamburger (GB just Burger); neither apple nor pine in pineapple (well). English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries (GB Chips) in France."
} |
{
"cs": "International School of Prague is the only one school in Czech Republic which still implements Communism .",
"en": "11. There are 7 different ways to pronounce the letters 'ough' - tough [uf],/ʌf/, cough [off],/ɑf/, bough [ow!"
} |
{
"cs": "The result was called the wiener . The Czechs were very proud that they finally had their own food that was similar to the bratwurst, but it never was as popular as the German food in the global market.",
"en": "You can be gormless, but what IS gorm?"
} |
{
"cs": "Hundreds of thousands of Czech butchers were to invade Germany and attempt to kill every German butcher in order to finally put a stop to the German Bratwurst machine. Unfortunately, this plan was purely insane and never put into action.",
"en": "Apparently something that is good to have?"
} |
{
"cs": "In a historical event, it is reported that the kid from the film \"Mask\" once walked into a bar in Prague, slapped down $100 on the table and ordered a drink. It is then reported that within seconds of this happening, he was mobbed by stunningly attractive girls who virtually tore him apart in their attempts to get him into bed, steal his money, then trick him into marrying them, at which point he would bring them to his country, whereupon they would ditch him for the nearest old guy on the verge of death, but who would leave a nice inheritance.",
"en": "If \"glasses\" is a pair of lenses worn on the head, then why isn't a monocle called a \"glass\"?"
} |
{
"cs": "This was obviously surprising and led to massive investigation by WHO into the practices of child nurturing. It was discovered that children are fed with beer, even at school.",
"en": "If you fail to perform well, you suck and blow at the same time."
} |
{
"cs": "Czech diplomats have succeeded in avoiding any legal actions against the country by proving that many children were actually mature people of small growth.",
"en": "Why is a ####### not called a suck job yet sucky jobs often blow?"
} |
{
"cs": "Obviously this doesn't help the already miserable motivation of these haiters and explains the \"what the hell are you doing here, I wish you were dead\" frowns on their faces when customers come in.",
"en": "If tinwhistles are made of tin what are foghorns made of?"
} |
{
"cs": "First they ignore the customer for about 20 minutes, if that doesn't work, they will bring the menu and ask for an order right away, so unless the customer knows what he wants immediately, they can ignore him for another 20-30 minutes, and only the most persistent customers manage to actually order anything. Appetizers or soups are supposed to be eaten in 30 seconds and are brought exactly that long before the main dish, and complaining about food or not tipping at the end can lead to verbal abuse or even violent outbursts, after which the patient is sentenced to more years of waiter-therapy and the vicous circle continues.",
"en": "Why is the fear of long words'hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia'?"
} |
{
"cs": "One sound in particular, ř, depicted as an r with menacing eyebrows, can be pronounced only with the assistance of extensive tongue piercings . The first president of the Czech Republic called for a ban on this sound, citing human rights concerns, but was accused of being a Slovak sympathizer and defenestrated from the highest building in Prague at 2 stories by an angry mob.",
"en": "If one who does stupid things is \"reckless\", why can't someone who thinks things through be \"reckful\"?"
} |
{
"cs": "Approximately ten million Czechs suffer from vowel deficiencies. The difficulty of pronouncing typical sentences such as \"Strč prst skrz krk\" (\"Good morning\") has caused the proliferation of jaw strain, tooth problems, insanity , and alcoholism in many Czechs.",
"en": "One of the mice is called a mouse, but one of the dice isn’t a douse, nor one grain of rice called a rouse, nor a cube of ice called an ouse?"
} |
{
"cs": "The roots of this problem go back for centuries; it seems that many years ago the Czech nation was robbed of their vowels by a combined force of Finns and Hawaiians .",
"en": "And why isn’t a house one of the hice or a blouse one of the blice?"
} |
{
"cs": "No-one is able to speak it properly, and every foreigner who starts studying it suffers of headache and tongue-ache.",
"en": "If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
} |
{
"cs": "The letter \"Ř\" is pretty special, and whoever can pronounce it, is considered to have Czech nationality. It is actually the only test they give you if you apply for Czech nationality - you get a sheet with a sequence of Ř-words, which are far worse than f-words or tooth in czeck, which you have to read and which sometimes form this sentence: \"Tři tisíce tři sta třiatřicet stříbrných křepelek přeletělo přes tři tisíce tři sta třiatřicet stříbrných střech\"; on the other hand, pronunciation of Czech \"r\" is much simpler and almost anybody can read \"strč prst skrz krk\".",
"en": "If ice makes icicles, what does a test make?"
} |
{
"cs": "As mentioned before, vowels are used very seldom in Czeckers; some examples of typical Czech vowel-less sentences are \"smrž pln skvrn zvlhl z mlh\", \"plch zdrhl skrz drn, prv zhltl hrst zrn\" or \"chrt pln skvrn vtrh skrz trs chrp v čtvrť Krč\".",
"en": "If teachers are teaching and painters are painting, why aren't lawyers lawying? (If you're Australian, that might make sense, since you say that lawyers lawye(lie)."
} |
{
"cs": "A generally well known fact is, that the hottest candidate proposed for the election of the new Pope was Czech cardinal Miloslav Vlk (in English: Wolf), he failed to be elected by the College of Cardinals meeting in Conclave for the only one simple obstacle - nobody was able to pronounce his name.",
"en": "23. If the prefix \"de\" means none or the opposite of, how does devoid (void meaning the same thing) still mean \"nothing\"?"
} |
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